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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Umm... about that...
I'm really struggling at the moment with writer's block and I've just started doing my GCSEs in a new school where I don't know anyone, so please forgive me and if anyone feels like helping me out, please do! I've written half of the next chapter but it's getting really difficult and I'm considering just deleting it. HELP!

- Becca
- 15
- English and proud :) Until people say I sound posh... :(
- Too musical ;)
- Dog owner
- Gay rights supporter
- Grammar freak
- Constantly tired
- Ultimate Harry Potter fan XD
- Smiley user ;D

I I am a total music geek. People think I'm weird. I couldn't care less.
Stuff that, I agree =)
I used to be Twilight obsessed... then I re-read Harry Potter :)

One of my best friends on FanFiction is Little Miss optimistic, who I've know since I was four years old but I only really started talking to her in year 7 when we were 11. She is lovely, beautiful and an amazing friend. I couldn't have a better person to share my clumsyness with ;P I feel like I can tell her anything, and am missing her soooooo much! Seriously people, if you want to know what she's like just give Esme cullen dark hair. And turn her into a pessimist. Lol.
We're not going to the same school next year, and I'm so worried - at our old school we were the two clumsy ones... now what? No-one else will be there to laugh at me when I trip over a table/chair/person/perfectly flat piece of floor. Honestly, I'm convinced one of the carpets at school was Jinxed. I was fine with it and then they introduced a uniform and turned the whole school blue, including that bit of floor (They put a new carpet down). It was a very flat carpet, no bumps or loose corners or anything... and I tripped over it EVERY SINGLE MORNING!
Anyway, rambling now. I do that a lot :) Join our Facebook group!!

My other best friend on this site is RevolCram. She is the most amazing artist I have ever met! And too damn modest =D She's on DeviantART with the same name - look her up! She is really funny and quick-witted, and got me addicted to millions of things - Watching Casualty, FanFiction (Thanks for that, btw), Cats etc. Only she's tall, and me no likey tall people cos I'm short :) Oh well. Hmm... good memories avec her would be TWILNLAKES! One ceramics lesson the Thursday before half term we both admitted to liking Twinlakes cos it's not too scary. 6 days later we were there XD Ahh... the ceramics lessons. I'm going to miss them so much! With these two wonderful people I actually enjoyed a subject I'm terrible at. We did lots of fun things... bashing clay really hard, breaking our pots (well, I did at least) and talking about Twinlakes, Twilight, Sonic - The list goes on forever.
We met in Maths, which I think has been my favourite Teacher throughout years 7, 8 and 9. Not sure about next year though because I don't know who my teacher is at my new school. But yeah, I had nowhere to sit so I went up to two of my friends who were sitting next to each other (We only had tables of two - annoying much?!) and asked them where to sit. Behind them was this lovely lady :) The first words she said to me were "It's OK, I don't bite!" Oh the memories...

And, of course... there's RumbleroarRocks. Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, And so are you.
But the roses are wilting, The violets are dead, The sugar bowl's empty, And so is your head.

Nuff said :)

Stereotypes SUCK!

(Bold the ones that apply to you)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MUM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLOURS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in A BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I go to a PRIVATE SCHOOL, so I must be stuck up.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOUR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?"

A stranger stabs you in the front
A friend stabs you in the back
A boyfriend stabs your heart
Best Friends only poke each other with

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this on your profile.

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If YOU'RE one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into YOUR profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

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I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
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- Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

- Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler

- Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

- Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?

- "Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

- “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” – Unknown

- “Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” – Unknown

- When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

- Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head

- "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

- You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

- They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly I think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," I don't think many people would be dead...

- I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

- Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

- You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

- Did you just call me a btch? Because a btch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

- Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

- There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

- 'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUH! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

- I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

- You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

- Don't follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

- I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

- Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous.

Good Friend: Helps you up if you have tripped.
BEST Friend: Walks by and says "Would you please get off the ground?"

Good Friend: Knocks politely at your door
BEST Friend: Walks right on in and shouts ‘I’M HOME’

Good Friend: Will bail you out of jail
BEST Friend: Will be sitting on the bench next to you saying ‘Damn that was fun! Let’s do it again!’

Good Friend: Will help you cry when you are rejected by a boy
BEST Friend: Will go up to the boy and say ‘Its because you’re gay, isn’t it?’

Good Friend: Asks nicely for your stuff
BEST Friend: Shouts ‘GIMME!!’

Good Friend: Waits to call you until a reasonable hour
BEST Friend: Calls you at 2 in the freaking morning

Good Friend: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST Friend: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

Good Friend: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST Friend: Keeps on walking saying, "Hurry up!"

Good Friend: Helps you find your prince.
BEST Friend: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

Good Friend: Will offer you a drink.
BEST Friend: Will dump theirs on you.

Good Friend: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST Friend: Takes yours and says, "Run!"

Good Friend: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST Friend: Helps themselves and are the reason you have no food.

Good Friend: Have never seen you cry.
BEST Friend: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

Good Friend: Asks you to write down your number
BEST Friend: Has you on speed dial.

Good Friend: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST Friend: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My's a tissue."

Good Friend: Only know a few things about you.
BEST Friend: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

Good Friend: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST Friend: Will kick the whole crowds ass

Good Friend: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST Friend: Already know not to tell.

You know its the 21st Century when:
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
11.) And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did.

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The Hogwarts Rules by aliceinwonderland2000 reviews
There is a list of rules for Hogwarts...but how did they come about? Why are students not allowed to sing "We're off to see the wizard" when going to see Professor Dumbledore, or paint houselves blue and call them smurfs? Find out here...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,029 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 9/13/2009 - James P., Fred W.
Twilight Idol by ScorpioGirl1987 reviews
The Cullens, Tanya and her clan, Sam's and Jake's packs, and the Volturi have a singing contest hosted by ME! Canon pairings. Takes place 5 years after BD. Slight OOC. Chaos, hilarity, and mystery occurs.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 38 - Words: 49,042 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Complete
Mike Meet My Husband? by countrydoglover reviews
Bella Swan is attending a ball like party, when Mike Newton starts talking to her. Bella, in an act of desperation, grabs the closest guy pretending he is her husband. How will the green eyed man react? ALL HUMAN!More is sure to unfold...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,253 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
Reversion by Asher Tye reviews
Looks are not always what they appear to be, and sometimes the one who needs our help the most is the one who gave us our start in the first place. A new take on how Sonic and Tails first met.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 106,548 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Sonic, Tails
Emmett's 16 fun things to do in an elevator! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Emmett discovers a list so magical, he beleives it was created by unicorns! He must complete this list! 16 days, 16 fun things to do in an elevator. What could go wrong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,469 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Interveiw with the vampire by xFinnickthePervx reviews
I know, this idea has been done tones of times but I wanted to give it ago. Each Cullen and Bella and anymore you ask for is interveiwed with questions. Enjoy! BTW, terrible at summaries, rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,911 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Edward, Emmett
Am I such a monster? by SnowVixen reviews
Alice has been waiting to finally find this tall, blond man she's had visions of for as long as she can remember. Jasper is wandering at this point, no destination in mind, feeling like there has to be more to this immortal life then where he's at.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,427 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Jasper, Alice
X&Y by GeeGee21 reviews
I wasn’t taking the slow route anymore, playing boring gentleman Edward, oh no. I’d done that, and now we were here, in no-mans-land. So I was pulling out all the stops, Bella wouldn’t know what hit her, and for once, it wouldn’t be the doorframeOOC,AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 307,767 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Edward, Bella
Different Is A Good Thing by 0TwistedAngel0 reviews
All Human . Alice is a psychic. Her schoolmates think she's a total freak and treat her like crap. So, why is this new guy Jasper so different? Pairings: AlicexJasper, EdwardxBella, RosaliexEmmett
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,261 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
PPPS I love you by GeeGee21 reviews
Oneshot- may become a series of one shots. Edward is jaded and lost after the death of his wife. He trudges through each day, silently grieving his loss, when he recieves a letter from her in the post. AH, AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,891 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Edward, Bella
Fate is a Cruel Harpy by Hawkins reviews
Edward is haunted by girls with chocolate eyes and mahogany hair. Fate is toying with his heart as he is drawn to these girls, and eventually loses them. As a creature of eternity, how many times can you get your heart broken before it cannot be mended?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,264 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Edward, Bella
Coming Home by Imaginings reviews
Christmas is coming soon, and there's only one thing I want. Edward to come home, to hold me in his arms and tell me he loves me. Why does there always have to be so much hurt? For Daddy's Little Cannibal's 18th birthday, and to the victims of 9/11.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,134 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Complete
Childhood Innocence by Psychotic Female of Many Names reviews
All Human. AU. Esme Platt is the adoptive mother to four-year-old twins Edward and Emmett. She never had anyone to be there for her since her sister died. Then she meets a wonderful, blonde-haired stranger in the park who says the perfect thing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,872 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Black Friday Alice Cullen Style! by marykat reviews
Alice challenges the whole family to see who can get the best deal shopping on Black Friday. Everyone uses their "gifts" and hilarity ensues! I have three words for you: Emmett, lingerie and dressing room! Post Breaking Dawn, traditional pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,041 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Alice, Renesmee C./Nessie
When Love Is Young by two hours' traffic reviews
August 17, 1937. The night that Emmett proposed to Rosalie. Carlisle is on hand to give Emmett some support. And then there's nothing to do but wait.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Carlisle, Emmett - Complete
How Esme Got Her Island by theartistformerlyknownaswmlaw reviews
As the title says... Short little fic, will be posted in SIX chapters. Takes place prior to Twilight. A part of my continuing Carlisle and Esme adventures. Chapter 7: Bonus chapter
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,264 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Tiny Dancer by LolaCherryColaGirl reviews
“Hold me closer tiny dancer …” a oneshot about Alice Cullen and Jasper Hale’s first meeting. Songfic.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
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Farewell reviews
Entry for HollyCullen1396's Twilight Oneshot Contest : Edward's general musings on life before love whilst playing the piano :P , and his feelings on losing the most precious thing in the world... and a terrible summary :/
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Edward - Complete
Treading water reviews
His eyes were dull, empty. Just like they had been that time... The time I couldn't think about. Edward and Alice run away, leaving Bella treading water, trying not to drown in guilt and fear... BellaxJasper and EdwardxAlice. Plus a really bad summary
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,983 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Jasper