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Name: Kelsie

Nickname(s): KelsCat, Kitty, Kitten, Peaches

Age: 22

Gender: I am female of course

Location: United States. Maybe >.>

Relationship Status: Engaged.

Sexuality: Bisexual

Favorite Color(s): Blue, Black, Purple, Red, Orange, and Silver

Writings Include: Poetry, Fanfiction, story ideas

Favorite Book Series: House of Night Series and everything that goes with it

Favorite Fruit(s): Apples, Bananas, Strawberries, Grapes, and Watermelons

Favorite Sports: Hockey, Soccer, and Volleyball

Elements (if i had an element): Water, Fire, Spirit

Favorite animal(s): Horses, Cats, Pandas, Snakes, Wolves

Favorite Movies: I have too many movies that I love to pick a favorite. I just don't watch the heavily romance stuff unless it's a comedy or it's porn.

Favorite Movie Director(EVER!!!!!): Tim Burton

Favorite Songs: I don't have any favorite songs per say, but I d listen to certain songs according to my mood.

Manga/ Anime (not in order): My manga and anime has grown so much more since the last time I updated this.

Likes: I have a bunch of things that I like and love.

Dislikes: I also have things that I dislike

Friends: I have a lot of friends but few closest friends but I still love them all

Internet Sites You can add me on: Yahoo (kdevore69@yahoo.com), Tumblr ( Youtube(https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0DPcFnh8ao53PsEovNym-A), IMVU(

10 Weird Facts About Me:

1. I take my sammiches apart, which means that I'll eat the bread then the meat, and then I'll eat the last piece of bread with the cheese and lettuce if there is lettuce on the sammich.

2. I'm a christian, but i'm bisexual, I like yaoi, I like yuri, and i support equal rights.

3. I love kpop music.

4. I play video games from the cute games to the just plain messed up ones, gory ones, and horror.

5. I love to role play.

6. I can make almost everything sexual

7. I still like to color in coloring books.

8. I make weird noises when it's too quiet in a room or I'm bored.

9. I collect hats.

10. I have cat like tendencies 50% of the time.

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Love? Betrayal? by Lov3Less reviews
Akihiko was in bad mood and Misaki saw him with another woman in bed the next day. Misaki left home and disappear. Will Akihiko find him and explain everything?
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,025 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Misaki T., A. Usami - Complete
Just Check Both by Lucillia reviews
Moments in the life of a Naruto who inherited a rather useless Kekkei Genkai from his father. Not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 1,124 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Naruto U.
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 2,961 - Follows: 1,836 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Rainbows by Lucillia reviews
Sasuke inadvertently imitates the First Hokage when he steals the Second Hokage's scroll of prank Jutsu from Naruto, and learns a jutsu that's "Guaranteed to stop any enemy in his tracks". Upon seeing it confuse the enemy, and not seeing how it does so, he uses it again and again... Short oneshots, not in chronological order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Sasuke U.
Reactions by Lucillia reviews
How a Kakashi/Naruto relationship would go down in the Canon Universe. Not for fans of Kakashi/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 5,926 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
To be Blunt, Sarcastic, and Psychotic by Niwasae reviews
ItaNaru. Not sure of other pairings, yet. Naruto pretended to be an idiot so that he wouldn't be placed with THEM, but it backfired so now he's stuck with a Madao for a sensei, Pepto-Bismol, and Duck-Butt-Emo-King.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,410 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 1,647 - Follows: 1,393 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
The kittycat's bodyguard by MaddieRawr354 reviews
Shizaya: Shinra's experiment goes wrong and something changes in Izaya. Is it perminent or limited? They're not sure. To protect Izaya from his clients when he's "weak" - Celty and Shinra ask for Shizou's help. Nekozaya! OOC
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,462 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Naruto's BFF by Lucillia reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 1,966 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
Izaya's Little Prank by kir2chtein reviews
We all know how mischievous Izaya can be. Just a short drabble.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
I Love You by XxXJezabelXxX reviews
After their midnight session, Misaki says "I love you, Akihiko" but what he doesn't know is that Usagi-san heard it! Now he pushes Misaki into saying those words again! What will happen? Will Misaki say them despite his embarrassment!
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/21/2012 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
Junjo Romantica Neko Kiss by Hiroki909 reviews
What happens when Misaki eats a sweet giving to him by Usagi. Will Usagi fall for cat features?
Junjō Romantica - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,513 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - A. Usami, Misaki T.
Junjo Romantica XOX by Hiroki909 reviews
Lame tile but anyway What happens when Misaki goes for a bath and is interupted? will the room fill with steam?
Junjō Romantica - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/17/2012 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
Junjou Flame by Sun'sMoon reviews
Takahashi Misaki lived what he called a "normal life style". Unlike some of the other important people in his life, he could definitely say he is-no doubt- NOT a homosexual. A determined Takatsuki Shinobu plans to change all that. MisakixShinobu, AU. 8D
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,127 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Misaki T., Shinobu T.
Love by Lucillia reviews
Yashamaru wasn't the only one who tried to pretend until it became real...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
The Pro's and Con's by TanukiRaccoon reviews
...of starting a relationship with Mr.Kitsune. Naruto contemplates starting a relationship with his teacher. KyuuNaru. Yaoi. Smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,292 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 87 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
After The Beep by TanukiRaccoon reviews
NaruShino: Shino brings home a new toy. Naruto is intrigued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Shino A., Naruto U. - Complete
The Pimp Cane: Kuroshitsuji Version by Kuro-Kasai-Tenshi reviews
Alois poses a question to Ciel during a dinner visit.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Ciel P., Alois T. - Complete
They Did What ! by Lucillia reviews
Fugaku and Mikoto return from their mini vacation in the capitol and learn exactly why the vast majority of the Uchiha clan survived the Kyuubi attack. Sequel to They Were Where?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - Complete
They Were Where? by Lucillia reviews
Why Itachi had not been able to find his parents during the Kyuubi attack.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - Complete
The Pimp Cane by Kuro-Kasai-Tenshi reviews
After the run in with Malfoy Sr. and Jr. at Flourish and Blotts, Harry ponders as to the purpose of Lucius' cane.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Underwear the Cat by Lucillia reviews
Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 248 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Naruto U., Mizuki - Complete
Sasunaru Valentines day by Reno Saikari reviews
Just like it says It's Shonen-ai so deal with it
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hunter or Prey by xYuriChan reviews
What was better? Being the prey, or being the hunter? Sakura Haruno has just replaced a vampire hunter that was killed. Not just any hunter, but her new teammate Sasuke Uchiha's older brother. SASUSAKU! Rated T4 violent/sexual/bloody situations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,821 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
sincerely but never yours by Alive In Wonderland reviews
SasuSaku - If you give fourteen people sixteen weeks to learn as much about each other as possible, what would you get? Drama. Hate. Love. One night stands. Tears. Joy. And awkwardness. ... Blame Anko. And Naruto. And Itachi. Actually... blame everyone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 445,563 - Reviews: 1971 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
SUMMONING: THE FOUR HORSEMEN! by fanbasher865 reviews
Millennia ago a contract of immense power was created, and lost. now the contract has been found by somebody... blond that wheres orange? semi powerful Naruto. Kakashi, Sasuke and sakura bashing... a LOT. rating may change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,517 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Naruto U.
VENGEANCE! The Musical! The Story of Uchiha Sasuke by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
The Sandaime insists eight year-old Sasuke get therapy. Iruka decides to make him participate in a theater production. So how does this lead to a smash hit musical about how he’s going to kill Itachi? CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,687 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Hold Your Colour by Nanaki Lioness reviews
SasoDei. Sasori sees everything in shades of colour.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Just My Life by Samsafanfic reviews
Hinamori Amu has a crush. But not just any old, plain little crush. A crush on the hottest, most poular guy at school. Tsukiyomi Ikuto. And after repetitive encounters of Amu using her 'Cool and Spicy' character on him, he seems... interested?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,045 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
Stop by Nanaki Lioness reviews
Mild ItaShi, mostly friendship. Shisui is ever-changing like the colours of autumn and as calm as the fading spring. This is what attracts Itachi to him in the first place, and thus this is what leads them to the Nakano River on that day.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
To Be or Not To Be? by Shounen-Ai reviews
The Uchiha family is always on the move when strange noises come from the youngest Uchiha's room. Especially when Naruto is involved. NaruSasu Crackfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Barely Touched Snow by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Gaara is afraid to let Neji touch him intimately. He thinks of himself as Barely Touched Snow. Will Neji tire of him once he is no longer pure? NejiGaa, yaoi, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,159 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Neji H., Gaara - Complete
My Precious Person Is by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto loves ramen lots. He tells the whole class. This upsets Sasuke for some reason. SasuNaru, fluff
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 79 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fight The Moonlight by TanukiRaccoon reviews
They met as children. They had an awkward adolescent encounter. As adults, they meet again. SasuNaru, yaoi, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
All I Need by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke doesn't need his family. All he needs is Naruto. NaruSasu, yaoi, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 55 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Compromise by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Neji wants Gaara to be his friend. Gaara ignored him. Neji learns to compromise. NejiGaa, FLUFF.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Neji H., Gaara - Complete
When You're Ready by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Kisame will wait until Itachi's ready. KisaIta, fluff, shonen-ai.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Easter Too by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Itachi doesn't like chocolate. Kisame does. KisaIta, FLUFF.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Favourite Colour by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Itachi hates his therapist. However, attending appointments just got a lot more interesting. KisaIta, yaoi, lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Pure, Uncensored Need by TanukiRaccoon reviews
After a long day at work, Itachi comes home to his husband to relax. ItaNeji, yaoi, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Itachi U., Neji H. - Complete
In The Past by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Young Itachi makes a new friend in the local park. Fluff, ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 64 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Cereal's Ficcage of Awesome by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Kyuubi has been away on a business trip. Minato misses him dearly... yaoi, KyuuMina, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Minato N. - Complete
Understanding Emotions by TanukiRaccoon reviews
General Sai does not understand emotions. Field Marshal Itachi helps him. ItaSai, YAOI, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,003 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Itachi U., Sai - Complete
Wrath of a God by fanbasher865 reviews
5th year just ended and Harry is forced back to the Dursleys. Uncle vernon isn't very happy to see him. what happens when a passing by entity hears Harrys cries for help? powerfull harry. hermione and ron and ginny and dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 80 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Harry P., OC
Lights, Camera, Action! by Nanaki Lioness reviews
AU, SasuNaruSasu, Sasuke-centric. Under the glare of the Hollywood stars, no secret is safe and no dreams go unheard. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 101,419 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] Itachi U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Four Suits by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Everyone went into it thinking that they held all the cards and could control the game. And then things changed again, and again, and again. Whose gamble is going to pay off big-time when all the cards are down? ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,973 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Beautiful Dusk by TheCupcakeMonster reviews
“The new year brings many opportunities. There’s lots of things I’m…not proud of, things a new year’s resolution can’t fix. But what I’d like to do is…thank you for everything.” Soft yaoi, mentions of sex. Rated M just to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Confessions of a MiddleAged HalfBlood Prince by TheCupcakeMonster reviews
Harry is determined to make this Christmas the best for Severus, no matter what it takes. And it might turn out just a little better than he expected. Hard yaoi. Merry Christmas, again! Sorry for the stupid title :/
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,948 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Mistletoe Mission by TheCupcakeMonster reviews
Though there was no mistletoe, Draco sought Harry out on his own. Mission Accomplished. Soft yaoi/shounen ai. Merry Christmas!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Path To Christmas by Nanaki Lioness reviews
DeiItaDei, Pathverse. Itachi has a dilemma involving Christmas gifts, and an unlikely solution to solve it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,588 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/17/2009 - [Itachi U., Deidara] - Complete
Sunshine by Lucillia reviews
Drabble. Madara and a Hyuuga witness Hashirama trying out a jutsu on a scroll he'd "swiped" from his brother. The results of the jutsu were somewhat...interesting.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
Collect My Heart by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke owes the Hyuuga family a great debt. Every three days they send Neji to collect. What happens when Sasuke runs out of money? What will he use to pay it then? NejiSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Neji H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Creepy Connection by TanukiRaccoon reviews
All their life, twins Naruto and Kyuubi have been connected. Now that Naruto's getting laid, the connection is pissing Kyuubi off. He decides to show Naruto how much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Itachi U. - Complete
Daybreak by Darth Malleus reviews
As the destructive power of the Jubi is released, one last hope arises
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Famous Last Words by TheCupcakeMonster reviews
One night changes everything. One night made Naruto realize he couldn't live without Itachi, no matter what. Itachi lets him run away with him, while he leaves the Akatsuki. But will it turn out to be a bad decision? Itanaru yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,554 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
For the Love of a Good Hair Dryer by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Forced to give up sex with his hair dryer held hostage, Itachi Uchiha finds something worth more than his hair dryer. And its name is Neji Hyuuga. Neji/Itachi, yaoi, lemon, OOC, etc. CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,600 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Neji H., Itachi U. - Complete
For You by Nanaki Lioness reviews
NaruSasu friendship. There's a really good reason students are taught to work as a team, Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Real Heir of Slytherin by Lucillia reviews
Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Scary Kids Scaring Kids by 13th of never reviews
Neji's a bastard but Gaara wants him. Now all he has to do is to get rid of Sasuke and Naruto without losing everything in the process. NejiGaa, SasuNaru…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,633 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Neji H., Gaara
Naruto Play Pen by Lazy Shadow reviews
The Naruto kids are in preschool!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,418 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 5/18/2007
Pretty Kitty by Cherry-Starburst reviews
Complete, Pre-OOTP, Fred/George/Harry. Ginny Weasley's new plot has some drastic consequences for one Harry Potter. Cat Boy!Harry WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 135,777 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 2,883 - Follows: 999 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Fred W., Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 4,232 - Follows: 646 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
In Love by xXBlooming.ArtistXx reviews
What is it that attracted Naruto to him in the first place? Mentioned M-preg
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Narutos prank by Chaotic Brian reviews
Naruto prank phone call Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Definition by Nanaki Lioness reviews
AU NaruSasuNaru. Sasuke, Naruto, and a kitten.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Jumper by exalda reviews
Naruto's finally at the edge. Sasunaru ooc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
His First Christmas by sunshine-melodi reviews
One Shot. Naruto has his first, real Christmas with his someone special. Warnings: Mentions of Yaoi, WAFF, Mpreg.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
It Makes Sense! by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
Hermione, after much thought and putting together many years of evidence, thinks she knows why Voldemort acts the way he does. Ron thinks she's being a pervert. Oneshot Crackfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 54 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Pickles by theallpowerfullme reviews
Naruto and Hinata are at the supermarket talking about pickles and melons, and of course this caught everyone's attention. Hints of SasuNaru and KibaHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Complete
Naruto's Cupcake by soda-denial reviews
Naruto/OC. A small fic for Naruto's birthday.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
In love with a sinner by Agni reviews
Naruto is in love with a sinner, would he give up everything he holds dear for him? Yaoi, ItaNaru, MPreg!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,073 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 106 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sasuke the Asexual by S Girlie reviews
Sasuke always thought he was Asexual... until he found Naruto in a compromising position sasunaru yaoi oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 110 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete