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Joined 03-08-09, id: 1860384, Profile Updated: 04-29-12

Name: Catanda

Age: im older than a teenager but younger than an actual adult. You can figure it out!!!! XD

Gender: the opposite sex of a man

Location: Wonderland or Mordor(I can never remember...>.

Relationship Status: Taken (sorry guys...ill still be your buddy though :3)

Favorite Color: Blue...

Writings Include: Poetry and Fanfic Stories I havent actually written accept one...but I wrote down ideas

Elements (if i had an element): Water and Fire

Favorite Movies: Alice In Wonderland( with Johnny Depp), Fast and Furious movies, Pirates of the Carribean movies, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, and lots LOTS MORE!!!!

Favorite Movie Director(EVER!!!!!): Tim Burton

Favorite Songs: Too many...but i prefer songs that are dirty ;3

Manga/ Anime (not in order): Absolute Boyfriend, Alice On Deadlines, Black Cat, Durarara, Maid Sama, Naruto, Otomen, and lots more!!!!! XD

Likes: a lot of things...including CANDY and PIE!!!!!!

Dislikes: a lot of things...I probably have more dislikes than i do likes...why? Because im a...*drum roll*...PICKY EATER!!!!!

Friends: I have a lot of friends but few closest friends but I still love them all

Internet Sites You can add me on: Yahoo(kdevore69@yahoo.com) and Myspace(kelsiecream29) and if you know how to add on youtube(Catanda69) then add me there...

Best Thing to say when something doesnt make sense: FUCK LOGIC!!!!!!

Best Thing to say when preparing yourself for a scene for a play: Crunchy Creamy Candy Cookie Cupcake

I dont just read manga I read other books as well...but they arent your normal books...I like reading about mythical creatures like witches, werewolves, vampyres, fairies(faeries), etc. BUT I love and cherish every single book i read...accept the Twilight books( those SUCK MONKEY BALLS!!!!!!)

Favorite Book Series(on this entire PLANET!!!!): House of Night Series and Night World Series

Favorite Fruit: Apples...

Favorite Animal( and will be FOREVER): Horses

Favorite Hockey Team: St. Louis Blues...(do not let this interfere with you not wanting to read my fanfics or be my friend...thtas just forking stupid!!!! >.

10 Weird Facts About Me:

1. I take my sandwhiches apart meaning that i take each thing and eat it seperately after i make the sandwhiches

2. Im a Christian but I love yaoi and sometimes yuri

3. I love Pirates

4. I have an abbs fettish

5. 99% of the time my body is warm from my feet to my face and hair...(is that not odd?)

6. I dont like tomatoes...and yet I love the things they make(ketchup, salsa, pizza sauce,etc.)

7. I hate wearing socks in the house...

8. I have a fan on in the winter

9. I say the word 'seriously' a lot

10. Im secretly involved with the plot dust bunnies...(help me save my soul!!!! :O)

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Love in Chinese by velvet-prosthesis reviews
This whole situation is a joke. Sakura dumps him? Sure, he can handle that. She finds a new guy in a day? Okay, whatever. But when Sasuke actually meets her new boyfriend, he isn't prepared to set himself up as the biggest punch line to his own heterosexual joke of a life. AU, ItaSasuIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 146,876 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 9/7/2009 - [Sasuke U., Itachi U.]
Love? Betrayal? by Lov3Less reviews
Akihiko was in bad mood and Misaki saw him with another woman in bed the next day. Misaki left home and disappear. Will Akihiko find him and explain everything?
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,122 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 9/1/2011 - A. Usami, Misaki T.
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,009 - Reviews: 1924 - Favs: 3,208 - Follows: 2,995 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
ThE SeVeRuS SnApE FaN cLuB by Lady Lianna Kari reviews
Harry gets tired of Snape making digs at his fame, so he decides to get even. Not a Slash. Occasional references of abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,405 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 2,015 - Follows: 2,093 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Winter of the Willows by ForeverFalling86 reviews
A disturbance is detected in the world of the living and when sent to investigate Hitsugaya is once again dragged into the wizarding world and finds himself enlisted to fight a war that is not his own. This time the Dementors are the least of his problems
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,182 - Reviews: 1220 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 1,103 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 2/26/2010
Just Check Both by Lucillia reviews
Moments in the life of a Naruto who inherited a rather useless Kekkei Genkai from his father. Not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Naruto U.
Obito by Lucillia reviews
He knew that smile which he'd kill to see again, that laugh he'd kill to hear again, that attitude he'd once considered disgraceful. Though he didn't know it when he'd brought the child who had them now home with him, it would be through that child that his son would be returned to him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,277 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 1,126 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 97,299 - Reviews: 1878 - Favs: 3,061 - Follows: 2,799 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
History Exam by Lucillia reviews
After witnessing a visit from a future Hokage and an Academy graduating class, and learning how future history remembers him, Sasuke decides to change his life and model himself and his clan after the greatest person the Uchiha Clan ever produced...Obito. Has become AU due to recent events in the Manga.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,417 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Sasuke U.
Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,169 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 2,586 - Follows: 2,521 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Police Academy Naruto Style! by Lucillia reviews
What it says on the box. Enrollment in a formerly all-Uchiha institution has been opened to practically all comers by Tsunade. Let the fun begin.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,704 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Naruto U., Fugaku U., Madara U. - Complete
Rainbows by Lucillia reviews
Sasuke inadvertently imitates the First Hokage when he steals the Second Hokage's scroll of prank Jutsu from Naruto, and learns a jutsu that's "Guaranteed to stop any enemy in his tracks". Upon seeing it confuse the enemy, and not seeing how it does so, he uses it again and again... Short oneshots, not in chronological order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Sasuke U.
Reactions by Lucillia reviews
How a Kakashi/Naruto relationship would go down in the Canon Universe. Not for fans of Kakashi/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 5,926 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
The Consequences of Drunken Experiments by Lucillia reviews
Orochimaru creates something that never should have existed while under the influence... A series of unrelated oneshots.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y.
Journey to Konoha by articwolfgirl347 reviews
Ed and Al Elric finally think that they have the right equation for getting Al's body back, but it seems they have messed up somehow. Truth is giving them one year to figure out how to do it right, in the world of shinobi- or else.
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,623 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Naruto U., Edward E.
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,935 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 2,172 - Follows: 1,625 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
5 Hokages by Lucillia reviews
After the first four Hokages are mysteriously returned to life, Konoha has to deal with the fact that they now have five Hokages, amongst other things. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,093 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 1,634 - Follows: 1,639 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Hashirama S., Tsunade S., Madara U., Naruto U.
To be Blunt, Sarcastic, and Psychotic by Niwasae reviews
ItaNaru. Not sure of other pairings, yet. Naruto pretended to be an idiot so that he wouldn't be placed with THEM, but it backfired so now he's stuck with a Madao for a sensei, Pepto-Bismol, and Duck-Butt-Emo-King.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,410 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 1,219 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Christmas Carol'd by Lucillia reviews
Someone decides to give Sasuke a second chance. On the night after the Bell Test, Sasuke is visited by the Ghosts of Uchiha Past, Uchiha Present, and Uchiha Future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,148 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The kittycat's bodyguard by MaddieRawr354 reviews
Shizaya: Shinra's experiment goes wrong and something changes in Izaya. Is it perminent or limited? They're not sure. To protect Izaya from his clients when he's "weak" - Celty and Shinra ask for Shizou's help. Nekozaya! OOC
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,462 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Bad Trip by Lucillia reviews
Team Minato find themselves thrown forward in time...into a Kakashi/Naruto universe. They are naturally traumatized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,532 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Minato N., Kakashi H.
Snow White Queen by Kuro-Kasai-Tenshi reviews
All across the Elemental Nations, there is a legend. It is about a teenage boy. It states that he is said to be able to control water, snow, ice, and to some extent, the weather. His Name? Uzumaki Naruto. His title? Snow White Queen. Up for Adoption/Abandoned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,837 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Naruto U.
Uzumaki Harry by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
Uzumaki Harry is the adopted brother of Naruto and Sasuke, under the guardianship of Jiraiya. Anko is his sensei. He edits 'Icha Icha'. Can you picture how messed up this is going to be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 173,750 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 1,846 - Follows: 1,896 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Myrtle
Naruto's BFF by Lucillia reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 1,663 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
Silence by Simplyfx reviews
Sometimes silence is better than a thousand words, sometimes silence is everything. Shizuo/Izaya fluff
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Izaya's Little Prank by StealingYourCookiesAndCream reviews
We all know how mischievous Izaya can be. Just a short drabble.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
I Love You by XxXJezabelXxX reviews
After their midnight session, Misaki says "I love you, Akihiko" but what he doesn't know is that Usagi-san heard it! Now he pushes Misaki into saying those words again! What will happen? Will Misaki say them despite his embarrassment!
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/21/2012 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
Junjo Romantica Neko Kiss by Hiroki909 reviews
What happens when Misaki eats a sweet giving to him by Usagi. Will Usagi fall for cat features?
Junjō Romantica - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,513 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - A. Usami, Misaki T.
Bloody Skies by Toki Mirage reviews
Being a gay Hero hunted by a crazy Dark Lord with delusions of immortality, a barmy old Headmaster who thinks it's his job to save the world, and the odd vampire trolling through the halls at night looking for a midnight snack isn't easy. Just ask Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 332,494 - Reviews: 4798 - Favs: 4,634 - Follows: 4,137 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Junjo Romantica XOX by Hiroki909 reviews
Lame tile but anyway What happens when Misaki goes for a bath and is interupted? will the room fill with steam?
Junjō Romantica - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/17/2012 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
Azure Cat, Crimson Fox by Darth Malleus reviews
What if Naruto was kidnapped by Kumogakure the night of the Hyuga Incident? Taken in by a fellow Jinchuriki in preparation for his training to become the ultimate weapon, but when the time comes will she bow down to fate or rise up to protect him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 144,285 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
Junjou Flame by Sun'sMoon reviews
Takahashi Misaki lived what he called a "normal life style". Unlike some of the other important people in his life, he could definitely say he is-no doubt- NOT a homosexual. A determined Takatsuki Shinobu plans to change all that. MisakixShinobu, AU. 8D
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,127 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Misaki T., Shinobu T.
Know How To Fall by Imperial Mint reviews
It is not enough for a man to know how to ride; he must know how to fall. ItaNaruIta. AU. Collab with Disgruntled Minion.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,855 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Basilisk by Lucillia reviews
Thanks to a healing gone wrong in the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is now a Basilisk. Able to turn into a "Human Harry shaped" Basilisk from sunrise to sunset, he tries to keep this a secret. How long until his secret gets out and the panic begins?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,290 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Harry P., Poppy P.
Musical Universes by Lucillia reviews
A rather average Uzumaki Naruto from a world where the Kyuubi didn't attack is flung to a wide variety of universes where his life had gone very differently, and his father is left to deal with his counterparts who keep randomly appearing in his place.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Love by Lucillia reviews
Yashamaru wasn't the only one who tried to pretend until it became real...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Six Bowls by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto will do anything for ramen... anything. SasuNaru. Yaoi. Smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Pro's and Con's by TanukiRaccoon reviews
...of starting a relationship with Mr.Kitsune. Naruto contemplates starting a relationship with his teacher. KyuuNaru. Yaoi. Smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,292 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 59 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
Hate and Love by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Fluff! Naruto says some things in childish innocence that hurt.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
After The Beep by TanukiRaccoon reviews
NaruShino: Shino brings home a new toy. Naruto is intrigued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Shino A., Naruto U. - Complete
Fire by Lucillia reviews
Vernon can learn to be decent, all it takes is the death of the Boy-Who-Lived and several decades to see the consequences unfold. Vernon goes back to prevent 8 year-old Harry from dying in a fire that Petunia set intending to get the boy into trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,242 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Vernon D., Harry P.
The Pimp Cane: Kuroshitsuji Version by Kuro-Kasai-Tenshi reviews
Alois poses a question to Ciel during a dinner visit.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Ciel P., Alois T. - Complete
They Did What ! by Lucillia reviews
Fugaku and Mikoto return from their mini vacation in the capitol and learn exactly why the vast majority of the Uchiha clan survived the Kyuubi attack. Sequel to They Were Where?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - Complete
They Were Where? by Lucillia reviews
Why Itachi had not been able to find his parents during the Kyuubi attack.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Father by Lucillia reviews
Hashirama couldn't remember his real father. There had however, been someone to fill that role.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Necessary Items by Lucillia reviews
An opportunistic and soon to be dead shinobi steals something that Itachi would really miss.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Complete
Genjutsu by Lucillia reviews
I wouldn't be surprised if somebody in the Naruto world tried something like this at one point. For one, it saves on clothing costs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Complete
The Sacred Spear by Darth Malleus reviews
Just a couple of fics which I find I have a lack of ability to begin at the moment, so I'm sending them out there for someone else to begin. First one is a Naruto/Bleach crossover I think holds some serious potential.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Naruto U.
The Pimp Cane by Kuro-Kasai-Tenshi reviews
After the run in with Malfoy Sr. and Jr. at Flourish and Blotts, Harry ponders as to the purpose of Lucius' cane.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Why Sasuke? by Lucillia reviews
Naruto confronts Kakashi about his blatant favoritism towards Sasuke, and the response Kakashi gives him was somewhat surprising. Kakashi was a ninja afterall.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 69 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
GiGgLe FiT by Lady Lianna Kari reviews
A normally sour man has a rather bizarre altercation with a hysterical preteen boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Underwear the Cat by Lucillia reviews
Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 162 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Naruto U., Mizuki - Complete
Minato and the Hyuuga Twins by Lucillia reviews
The incident Kakashi alluded to in Not Quite a Kage Killer in which Minato kisses the Hyuuga twins.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Minato N., Hizashi H. - Complete
Sasunaru Valentines day by Reno Saikari reviews
Just like it says It's Shonen-ai so deal with it
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Uchihas don't play shogi by velvet-prosthesis reviews
Itachi had it all. But all that he had was about to be shattered the day his younger brother turned fourteen. AU, ItaSasu. DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 71,507 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Hunter or Prey by xYuriChan reviews
What was better? Being the prey, or being the hunter? Sakura Haruno has just replaced a vampire hunter that was killed. Not just any hunter, but her new teammate Sasuke Uchiha's older brother. SASUSAKU! Rated T4 violent/sexual/bloody situations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,821 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
sincerely but never yours by Alive In Wonderland reviews
SasuSaku - If you give fourteen people sixteen weeks to learn as much about each other as possible, what would you get? Drama. Hate. Love. One night stands. Tears. Joy. And awkwardness. ... Blame Anko. And Naruto. And Itachi. Actually... blame everyone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 445,563 - Reviews: 1955 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
In The End by Darth Malleus reviews
What happens to a person after death? Naruto Uzumaki is about to find out
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 123,062 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 1,129 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Naruto U.
Nature by Lucillia reviews
Clones are sometimes a reflection of a part of ourselves that should never see the light of day.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Kabuto Y. - Complete
Yukiko by Lucillia reviews
Orochimaru's daughter had a secret that not even she knew about.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Complete
Not Quite A Kage Killer by Lucillia reviews
But then again, Naruto's opponent wasn't a Kage. After going through Tobi more than once, Naruto decides to try something else.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 112 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Family Reunion by Lucillia reviews
The mission to Wave goes a little bit differently when Naruto encounters a relative from his mother's side of the family that nobody knew he had. Chapters will be roughly drabble length or maybe a little longer.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Naruto U., Zabuza M. - Complete
The Moon, Painted in Red by Evandar reviews
She had seen the potential for humanity in the eyes of a monster A traitor on a bridge, painted beneath the rising moon. Oneshot. Genderswitch. Kisame/Fem!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Naruto U., Kisame H. - Complete
Chase by Lucillia reviews
The reason why Naruto was allowed to wear "kill me" orange.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
SUMMONING: THE FOUR HORSEMEN! by fanbasher865 reviews
Millennia ago a contract of immense power was created, and lost. now the contract has been found by somebody... blond that wheres orange? semi powerful Naruto. Kakashi, Sasuke and sakura bashing... a LOT. rating may change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,517 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Naruto U.
Obliviated Marriage by Lucillia reviews
Harry Potter inherits a vault belonging to a certain someone, and learns that his parents' marriage had not been quite what it seemed. However, it wasn't quite what Harry thought it was either.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 63 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
In My Arms by xYuriChan reviews
I promise, I'll protect you!" Those were the words that made him run. Made him question his own feelings, on the problem, on his brother, and on Naruto. Rated M for lemons, rape, and incestual events. ItaSasu vs. NaruSasu. Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,517 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
It Takes A Village by Lucillia reviews
...To Make a Baby. Or, Why Snape Shouldn't Leave Certain Potions Unattended in Public Places.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Archangel by fanbasher865 reviews
Harry is dropped on the Dursleys door step after he defeats Voldomort as a baby. only problem is, Vernon kills him... WHAT! Wrong BWL, Alive Lily and James, Lily Bashing and minor James bashing, minor Dumbles Bashing, Powerful Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,175 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Harry P.
VENGEANCE! The Musical! The Story of Uchiha Sasuke by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
The Sandaime insists eight year-old Sasuke get therapy. Iruka decides to make him participate in a theater production. So how does this lead to a smash hit musical about how he’s going to kill Itachi? CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,687 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Hold Your Colour by Nanaki Lioness reviews
SasoDei. Sasori sees everything in shades of colour.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Just My Life by Samsafanfic reviews
Hinamori Amu has a crush. But not just any old, plain little crush. A crush on the hottest, most poular guy at school. Tsukiyomi Ikuto. And after repetitive encounters of Amu using her 'Cool and Spicy' character on him, he seems... interested?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,045 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
Stop by Nanaki Lioness reviews
Mild ItaShi, mostly friendship. Shisui is ever-changing like the colours of autumn and as calm as the fading spring. This is what attracts Itachi to him in the first place, and thus this is what leads them to the Nakano River on that day.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
To Be or Not To Be? by Shounen-Ai reviews
The Uchiha family is always on the move when strange noises come from the youngest Uchiha's room. Especially when Naruto is involved. NaruSasu Crackfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
10 Drabbles for 10 People by TanukiRaccoon reviews
10 drabbles for 10 different people, over on Y!Gallery. Includes SasuNaru, ItaNeji, ShikaNeji, NejiGaa. Yaoi, lemons, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Barely Touched Snow by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Gaara is afraid to let Neji touch him intimately. He thinks of himself as Barely Touched Snow. Will Neji tire of him once he is no longer pure? NejiGaa, yaoi, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,159 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Neji H., Gaara - Complete
My Precious Person Is by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto loves ramen lots. He tells the whole class. This upsets Sasuke for some reason. SasuNaru, fluff
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fight The Moonlight by TanukiRaccoon reviews
They met as children. They had an awkward adolescent encounter. As adults, they meet again. SasuNaru, yaoi, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
KisaIta Drabbles by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sequel Drabbles to Favourite Colour
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
All I Need by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke doesn't need his family. All he needs is Naruto. NaruSasu, yaoi, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Compromise by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Neji wants Gaara to be his friend. Gaara ignored him. Neji learns to compromise. NejiGaa, FLUFF.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Neji H., Gaara - Complete
When You're Ready by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Kisame will wait until Itachi's ready. KisaIta, fluff, shonen-ai.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Easter Too by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Itachi doesn't like chocolate. Kisame does. KisaIta, FLUFF.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Favourite Colour by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Itachi hates his therapist. However, attending appointments just got a lot more interesting. KisaIta, yaoi, lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Pure, Uncensored Need by TanukiRaccoon reviews
After a long day at work, Itachi comes home to his husband to relax. ItaNeji, yaoi, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Itachi U., Neji H. - Complete
In The Past by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Young Itachi makes a new friend in the local park. Fluff, ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Cereal's Ficcage of Awesome by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Kyuubi has been away on a business trip. Minato misses him dearly... yaoi, KyuuMina, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Minato N. - Complete
Understanding Emotions by TanukiRaccoon reviews
General Sai does not understand emotions. Field Marshal Itachi helps him. ItaSai, YAOI, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,003 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Itachi U., Sai - Complete
Wrath of a God by fanbasher865 reviews
5th year just ended and Harry is forced back to the Dursleys. Uncle vernon isn't very happy to see him. what happens when a passing by entity hears Harrys cries for help? powerfull harry. hermione and ron and ginny and dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 76 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Harry P., OC
Lights, Camera, Action! by Nanaki Lioness reviews
AU, SasuNaruSasu, Sasuke-centric. Under the glare of the Hollywood stars, no secret is safe and no dreams go unheard. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 101,419 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Four Suits by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Everyone went into it thinking that they held all the cards and could control the game. And then things changed again, and again, and again. Whose gamble is going to pay off big-time when all the cards are down? ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,973 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Dead of Winter by ForeverFalling86 reviews
Hitsugaya is sent to watch over Hogwarts to protect the living's souls from the Dementors while they search for Sirius Black and to learn about the soul eating creatures. But things don't go according to plan.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 38 - Words: 136,206 - Reviews: 1752 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Complete
Sensitive by MissTLock reviews
If only he wanted in your pants. You and Sasuke would be twins' Harry and Team 7 find out about sensitive subjects. Crack-y Drabble.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Critical Decision by Lucillia reviews
What if Jiraiya's choice that made the difference between sending his student down a path that led to peace or one that led to destruction was something that was seemingly small and inconsequential?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Jiraiya, Kakashi H. - Complete
Naruto: Without Drive by MadDiction reviews
How will Naruto grow up with no Kyuubi, no parents, and no ambition? Smart/Strong/Neutral Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,056 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Naruto U.
Once a Wizard, Always a Shinobi by KingofLoosePages reviews
Naruto HP Harry falls through a portal into the middle of an Anbu meeting. From there it's Inuzuka, survival, and a contract with Remus Lupin? SLASH SHOUNEN AI
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 120,061 - Reviews: 1793 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Harry P., Kiba I. - Complete
First Impressions by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sakura wants her new boyfriend to meet her two best friends. Sasuke and Naruto get bored while waiting for Sakura. A bored and horny Uchiha is never a good thing... SasuNaru, yaoi, lemon, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Beautiful Dusk by TheCupcakeMonster reviews
“The new year brings many opportunities. There’s lots of things I’m…not proud of, things a new year’s resolution can’t fix. But what I’d like to do is…thank you for everything.” Soft yaoi, mentions of sex. Rated M just to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Confessions of a MiddleAged HalfBlood Prince by TheCupcakeMonster reviews
Harry is determined to make this Christmas the best for Severus, no matter what it takes. And it might turn out just a little better than he expected. Hard yaoi. Merry Christmas, again! Sorry for the stupid title :/
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,948 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Mistletoe Mission by TheCupcakeMonster reviews
Though there was no mistletoe, Draco sought Harry out on his own. Mission Accomplished. Soft yaoi/shounen ai. Merry Christmas!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Path To Christmas by Nanaki Lioness reviews
DeiItaDei, Pathverse. Itachi has a dilemma involving Christmas gifts, and an unlikely solution to solve it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,588 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Sunshine by Lucillia reviews
Drabble. Madara and a Hyuuga witness Hashirama trying out a jutsu on a scroll he'd "swiped" from his brother. The results of the jutsu were somewhat...interesting.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
Collect My Heart by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke owes the Hyuuga family a great debt. Every three days they send Neji to collect. What happens when Sasuke runs out of money? What will he use to pay it then? NejiSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Neji H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Creepy Connection by TanukiRaccoon reviews
All their life, twins Naruto and Kyuubi have been connected. Now that Naruto's getting laid, the connection is pissing Kyuubi off. He decides to show Naruto how much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Itachi U. - Complete
Daybreak by Darth Malleus reviews
As the destructive power of the Jubi is released, one last hope arises
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Famous Last Words by TheCupcakeMonster reviews
One night changes everything. One night made Naruto realize he couldn't live without Itachi, no matter what. Itachi lets him run away with him, while he leaves the Akatsuki. But will it turn out to be a bad decision? Itanaru yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,554 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
For the Love of a Good Hair Dryer by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Forced to give up sex with his hair dryer held hostage, Itachi Uchiha finds something worth more than his hair dryer. And its name is Neji Hyuuga. Neji/Itachi, yaoi, lemon, OOC, etc. CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,600 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Neji H., Itachi U. - Complete
For You by Nanaki Lioness reviews
NaruSasu friendship. There's a really good reason students are taught to work as a team, Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Real Heir of Slytherin by Lucillia reviews
Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Scary Kids Scaring Kids by 13th of never reviews
Neji's a bastard but Gaara wants him. Now all he has to do is to get rid of Sasuke and Naruto without losing everything in the process. NejiGaa, SasuNaru…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,633 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Neji H., Gaara
Naruto Play Pen by Lazy Shadow reviews
The Naruto kids are in preschool!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,418 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 5/18/2007
Pretty Kitty by Cherry-Starburst reviews
Complete, Pre-OOTP, Fred/George/Harry. Ginny Weasley's new plot has some drastic consequences for one Harry Potter. Cat Boy!Harry WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 135,777 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 2,415 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Fred W., Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 3,320 - Follows: 444 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
In Love by xXBlooming.ArtistXx reviews
What is it that attracted Naruto to him in the first place? Mentioned M-preg
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Narutos prank by Chaotic Brian reviews
Naruto prank phone call Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Definition by Nanaki Lioness reviews
AU NaruSasuNaru. Sasuke, Naruto, and a kitten.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Jumper by exalda reviews
Naruto's finally at the edge. Sasunaru ooc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
His First Christmas by sunshine-melodi reviews
One Shot. Naruto has his first, real Christmas with his someone special. Warnings: Mentions of Yaoi, WAFF, Mpreg.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
It Makes Sense! by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
Hermione, after much thought and putting together many years of evidence, thinks she knows why Voldemort acts the way he does. Ron thinks she's being a pervert. Oneshot Crackfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Pickles by theallpowerfullme reviews
Naruto and Hinata are at the supermarket talking about pickles and melons, and of course this caught everyone's attention. Hints of SasuNaru and KibaHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Complete
Drarry Shorties by justanormalgirl357 reviews
Collection of HarryDraco shorties.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 7,811 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
Naruto's Cupcake by soda-denial reviews
Naruto/OC. A small fic for Naruto's birthday.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
In love with a sinner by Agni reviews
Naruto is in love with a sinner, would he give up everything he holds dear for him? Yaoi, ItaNaru, MPreg!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,073 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 83 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sasuke the Asexual by S Girlie reviews
Sasuke always thought he was Asexual... until he found Naruto in a compromising position sasunaru yaoi oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 96 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete