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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Glee.
If you're brilliantly evil and not afraid to proclaim it and use your awesome powers to make life miserable for the people you love, copy and paste this in your profile and then add your name to the list: Renesmee-worththefight,
A girl is much more than she seems. She's not a toy by any means. Underneath all the make-up and hair, there's a tag on her heart that says: "Handle with care"
Ok, so today in class me and my best friend were passing notes (bad us) and just basically talking about nothing. Then I said something that prompted the following:
Bex: FREAK OF NATURE!
Me: Well, you choose to be my best friend, so what does that make u?
Bex: An idiot. But at least idiots are well-liked. whereas freaks are commonly avoided. except by idiots because we don't know any better.
These are two summaries for stories that I'm working on, After you've read the summary go up to the polls to vote for the one you want me to work on:
Just the Girl
James has pretty much given up on Lily, until he gets permission to write a song and sing it for her in front of the whole school. James gives winning Lily's heart one last shot, with the help of his friends Moony, Wormtail, and Padfoot. L/J fic.
Time Traveling Teddy (title might change)
It's a perfectly ordinary day for the marauders, until a two year old Metamorphmagus turns up in their midst. Follow the Marauders as they try to discover where Teddy came from and who his parents are.
I love to read. My Top 5 Fav book series are:
3.Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Okay today(3-22-09)I finished reading the Outsiders and it is now one of my fav books. If you haven't read it you need to.
These are all my sections for each book series
Ships I support for Charmed Life:
Christy Miller and all conjuncting series(Seirra Jensen,Christy and Todd:The College Years, and Katie Weldon)
Ships I support in Christy Miller(all canon)
Christy Miller/Todd Spencer (Best couple in the world! I want my own Todd! Christy is SO lucky.
CONTAINS DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS!!
Ships I support in Harry Potter(mostly canon)
(Ginny: at first is a Harry Potter FG! Then he saves her and now he's her hero! But he doesn't like her that way 'cause she's all blushy and can't even talk around him Then she gets a boyfriend and Harry has a girlfriend and they become really good friends. Harry: Breaks up with Cho and starts noticing Ginny, but now she's dating Dean. Finally her and Dean break up. Harry and Ginny: Kiss in the middle of the Gryffindor common room. Then Harry has to go off and fight Voldemort and must break up with Ginny. Ginny totally understands. Then Harry beats Moldy-shorts and Harry and Ginny get married and have three awesome kids. What's NOT to like about this couple?)
(They hated each other at first. Then Hermione became friends with Ron and Harry. Ron and Hermione CONSTANTLY bicker. Then their feelings become obvious to the rest of us when Ron gets mad that Hermione went to the ball with Krum and Hermione tells Ron to ask her first next time. Then they FINALLY(it was SO annoying waiting) kissed in the middle of a battle. How cool is that? They get married and have 2 kids. AWESOME couple!)
Teddy Lupin/Victoire Weasley
Neville/Luna(not canon,but I think they make a cute couple)
John/Jane (not canon strictly, They are 14hp1's version of Remus' parents. And let me tell you, they are adorable!)
Ozzy/Prissy (not Canon at all, but really fabulous characters that me and 14hp1 invented straight form the brain of Sirius Black, who have finally gotten together!)
Random Harry Potter stuff that I found on other people's profiles that I loved and wanted to add to mine
All the different lines Minerva McGonagall has made students write:
"If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!"
"I will not tell everyone that I overheard my sister saying, 'So I was like, 'Avada Kadavra!' and he was like, 'Dead.' "
"I will not ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling."
"I will not call Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret."
"Remus Lupin does NOT want a flea collar!"
"I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort."
"I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month."
"I will not say 'dude, get a life' to the Dark Lord."
"I will not ask Professor Snape why he stole Batman's cape."
"I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my calculus book.
"I will not spread rumors saying, 'When Voldemort goes to bed he checks his closet for Mrs. Weasley.' "
"I will not tell Penelope Clearwater that Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it dances naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy."
"I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard!" when sent to the headmasters office."
"I will not send You-Know-Who a letter saying, 'I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!' "
"Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda."
"I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class"
"If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of the situation and draw a Dark Mark on their arm."
"I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand."
"I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing."
"I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens."
"I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals."
"I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween"
"I will not teach the house-elves to impersonate Paris Hilton."
Your mom looks like Voldemort (oooooh burn)
If you want J.K.R. to make a series about the Marauders, copy this into your profile.
If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account.
If you secretly believe (and hope) that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending it is fictional, copy this into your profile.
If you want to see a Quidditch match copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your a Gryffindor like me copy and paste this into your profile.
If you missed Hogwarts as much as Harry while searching for Horcruxes with him, copy this into your profile.
If you think Bellatrix is creepy and should have been killed by Neville (not that there's anything wrong with Molly Weasly kicking her but) copy and paste this in to your profile.
If you cried more than twice reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, please copy and paste this into your profile. Nothin' to be ashamed of. (in fact, I cried about fourteen times (maybe more that I can't think of): when Hedwig died, when Moody died, when Dobby died, when Fred died, when he walked into the hall and saw Tonks and Remus, when he used the Resurrection Stone, when Snape died, all throughout Snape's Pensieve, when Harry was hit with the killing curse and when Hagrid called out, when Harry was walking through the forest, After Harry comes back from the whole King's Cross thing, when McGonagall Ron Hermione and Ginny screamed, and of course, when it ended. Yes, I am pathetic. But I'm proud.)
If you live in an imaginary world where Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks, Sirius Black, Fred Weasley, Hedwig, Albus Dumbledore, Cedric Diggory, Mad-Eye Moody, Severus Snape, Colin Creevey, Dobby, and hey, while I'm at it, Lily and James, did NOT die and they lived forever and ever and ever and were always happy and were finished with anguish, turmoil and agony, then copy and paste this into your profile!
The sorting hat says that I belong in Gryffindor!
If you cried when Fred Weasley died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile, and add your name to the list: Littlewhisker, Patronus Charm, xNymphadoraxTonksx. miss sophie potter, Renesmee-worththefight,
This is a tribute to all who died fighting Tom Marvolo Riddle Aka: Voldemort
First off, I must say, Rest in Peace:
James and Lily Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black (The True Mauraders) Nymphadora Tonks, Professor Snape, Fred Weasley, Colin Creavy, Dobby, Hedwig, Regulus Black, Charity Burbedge, Mad-Eye Moody, Cedric Diggory, Grindewald, Sturgis Podmore, Gregorvitch, Benjy Fenwick, Edward Bones, Gideon and Fabian Prewitt, Dorcas Meadows, Marlene McKinnon, Caradoc Dearborn, and all the brave souls that were lost to the War against Voldemort.
May you all rest in Peace, and Remember you're never forgotten
To James and Lily,
…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….
….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…
...without all the red and gold crap.
…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…
…Who fought bravely to the very end….
…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…
…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…
… with many jokes…
...he's got forever to think of them, right?
…In Remembrance to Dobby…
…Who was more free and full of love…
...than any elf, and most humans.
….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….
...the last real Marauderer...
…who was not just a wonderful father…
….a incredible husband and brave hero…
...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.
….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…
…who died for ‘the greater good’…
...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.
…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….
…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…
...and scared the crap out of some kids too.
…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….
…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…
…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end
…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…
…whose past and wisdom confused us…
…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…
…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...
...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…
… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!
She deserved everything she got and more.
…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…
…who we really didn’t know too well…
…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…
…so he must’ve done something good…
…besides stalking Harry.
…In Remembrance of Hedwig…
...Harry actual first friend…
...who lived and died soaring.(from athe profile of 14hp1)
Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, The Choco-Holic, Jade Snape-Holloway, psychotic me, LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD, PrettyFanGirl, creative-writing-girl13, 14hp1, miss sophie potter, Renesmee-worththefight,
"The man... WITH THE V-NECK. The man... WHO IS THE BOILING POINT OF FANGIRLS EVERYWHERE. He is Alex Carpenter, he is Remus Lupin, and SOMETIMES he is DAVID THEWLISS." oh that is totally awesome!! Alex Carpenter Awareness foundation! haha
Ships I support in The Clique(the relationships are so jacked up right now the only one's that are canon are Claire/Cam and Alicia/Josh)
The rest could change. In the last book everyone's relationships switched and changed, so based on that book these are the relationships I support based on there feelings for the guys right now. The only couple I will never change is Claire and Cam, because they belong together period.
Alicia/Josh(I really hope they stay together, but who knows)
Layne/Dune(Their personalities seem to match, and since Kristen might break up with Dune and go with Dempsey, she'll be stealing Layne's crush, so why not?)
Massie/? (Massie has been acting like a ! so I don't think anyone wants to date her right now)
A Charlie Brown Christmas Best Line
Linus: Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you're the Charlie Brownest.
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
-On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and put this on your profile to bring a smile to someone (maybe even a chuckle)...
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear it up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you."
A friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"
A friend will help you up when you fall, but a best friend will point, laugh, and draw more attention to the fact that you fell.
A friend will split their lunch with you if you forgot yours, but a best friend will guard their food, stick out their tongue, and say, "You should have brought your own lunch, stupid! Now back off mine!"
A friend will ask before eating something at your house, but a best friend will come into your house, barely say hello, and head straight to your fridge.
A friend will ring your doorbell and wait patiently, but a best friend will pound on your door incessantly until you open it fifteen seconds later and say, "This situation could have been avoided if you had simply left your door unlocked!"
A friend will use the common, "I think that shirt would look nice with jeans," suggestion, but a best friend will say, "YOU IDIOT! Why are you wearing a skirt with that shirt?!" and will then proceed to tear your closet apart looking for the jeans that are in your dresser drawer, which she, of course, already knew. She will then say, "Your room looks like crap. Clean up much?"
A friend will ask if they can show you a song and will then pull it up on youtube, but a best friend will buy it and transfer it to your iPod and then tell you to listen to it or suffer their extreme displeasure.
A friend will agree to a game of cards, but a best friend will agree, then proceed to suggest 52-pickup and begin the game before you agree.
A friend will tell you to ignore the mean girls calling you names, but a best friend will keep the insults coming until a teacher walks down the hall, and will then drag you around the corner to listen as the mean girls get chewed out.
A friend will wake you up if you fall asleep in class, but a best friend will raise their hand and shout out across the whole room to the teacher that you are drooling on their book. (trust me, you will not fall asleep in that class again)
A friend will let you sleep in as late as you want after you fall asleep at four, but a best friend will wake you up half an hour later simply because they drank too much coffee and can't sleep and feel you should share their punishment.
A friend will stay on the phone with you as long as you need to talk, but a best friend will stay on the phone until they arrive at your house and will then stay there until you kick them out four days later when you are completely recovered.
A friend will laugh about a prank a teacher pulled on you, but a best friend will help you plot and carry out your revenge while laughing. (being in a prank war with your teacher is just plain awesome)
A friend will tell you not to ask a stupid question in class, but a best friend will ask the question for you and loudly proclaim that it was you who wanted to know in the first place.
One SONG can spark a moment
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This is Bunny.
If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.
If you’ve been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.
If you ever say a word in your head until it sounds weird and un-word-like just because you think it's a great way to kill time, copy and paste this into your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!
If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever had a conversation with a cat, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you drink coffee like an old person, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you complain that your feet are cold and your mom tells you to put socks on and you don't just for the sake of being stubborn, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking' Trix, copy this into your profile
If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile.
If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D
If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever shouted out random things and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.
If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.(Just the other day when I was watching Titanic and Jack Died)
Copy and paste if brunettes rock!
Copy and paste if you sleep with a teddy bear!
If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, Littlewhisker Patronus Charm, xNyphadoraxTonksx,miss sophie potter, Renesmee-worththefight
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous
Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
They say "guns dont kill people, people kill people.' Well, i think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood ther and yelled BANG I dont think you'd kill too many people.
So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
when Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to
I like the idea of karma. you can go around and do bad things to people all day assuming they deserve it.
Beware! For my place of employment has given me a NEW weapon...THE BUBBLE WRAP!
Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star for every reason I love you.I was doing great, but I ran out of stars.
People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
Don’t mess with me I've got a stick
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
"Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate."
I was gifted, but the physchiatrist took away my powers.
I am a fruit-loop in a world full of Cheerios.
Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. you jump of a cliff, I laugh even harder.
I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends(true, true)
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger better idiot proof programs and the universe trying to produce bigger better idiots.So far the universe is winning.
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"
Girls are like butterflies they're pretty to see and hard to catch.
Girls are so cool, that's why when boys look at us they drool.
God made man before women because you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.
I don't need to wear make-up because I have natural beauty.
I don't need your attitude... I've got my own.
I'm not a complicated woman; I'm just good at complicating things.
It's a girls world, guys just live in it.
The only boy who deserves you is the on who thinks he doesn't.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Directions to Llama-land:
You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.
When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own damn lemonade!
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
When in doubt, make up words!
Don’t mess with me- I’ve got a stick and I’m not afraid to hit you with it.
If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?
A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip ‘n slide.
No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me!
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
I don’t suffer from insanity- I enjoy every minute of it.
I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that individuality is the key to success.
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure.
There's nothing wrong with taking to objects, it's when they start talking back that you need to worry.
Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?
We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud.But us teenage girls, we're really good at one thing, staying strong.
The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two
1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you..
2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.
3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
8. Don't waste your time on a man / woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
10. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened
11. There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about w h o you trust next time around.
12. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
13. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.
good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
Good FRIENDS are hard to find,
Harder to leave,
And IMPOSSIBLE to forget,
is like a four-leaf clove,
Hard to find,
And lucky to have,
Are the sibilings,
God forgot to give us,
True friendship NEVER ends,
Friends are FOREVER,
Most people walk in and out of your life,
But only TRUE FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart.
Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions
Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance
Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Best Friend: Won't let me go away
Friend: Will help me up when I fall down
Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me
Friend: Will bail me out of jail
Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Damn, we screwed up"
Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me
Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."
Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"
Friend: Asks me for my number
Best friend: Asks me for her number
Friend: Hides me from the cops
Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place
Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.
Best Friends: Are 4 Ever
Of course I’m talking to myself! Who else can I trust?
If you do not like me say it to my face, not behind my back, so when I kick you I have a good shot.
The fact that you think I'm listening to you just shows me how stupid you really are.
When life gives you lemons squirt the juice in your enemies eyes.
Break my Heart I break your neck.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the titanic...
Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.
Who ever says 'as easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried to.
It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up.
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.
One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Love your enemies! It really pissess them off!
I'm not insensitive I just don’t care.
The voices in my head don't like you.
Even if the voices aren't real...they have some good ideas.
A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."
You can't make somebody love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope for the best!
Growing older is mandatory. Growing up is Optional.
Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it.
"You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had."
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?
Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.
I live in my own little world. But it's ok, they know me there.
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Tell the truth and run, fast.
Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and beat the crap out of them.
I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and she got away…
Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future.
He gave her 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake and said, "I will love you until the last rose dies."
Sometimes you make me so mad I want to throw you in the middle of ongoing traffic, but then I realize I would probably kill myself trying to save you.
"I love you" is eight letters. So is "bull crap."
You call me crazy, I've been called worse by the voices in my head.
You call me crazy like it’s the ultimate insult but I just stare at you blankly and say "So".
If you live to be 100, I want to be 100 minus one day, so I never have to live without you.
If he's dumb enough to walk away, then be smart enough to let him go.
Keep on talking maybe one day you'll say something intelligent.
Sarcastic! Me? Never!
If talking to your self is the first sign of insanity, what’s sign two?
Sometimes I wonder ' Why is that Frisbee getting bigger' and then it hits me...
I want to be known as the girl who always smiles even when her heart is broken. And the one who could always brighten up your day, even if she couldn't brighten her own.
Let's play Truth or Dare...or just Dare because nobody tells the Truth anymore...
Yeah, I'm a loser...but I'm the coolest loser you'll EVER meet.
Best Friends are about killing each other over a bag of chips, and then when it's all over not saying sorry but saying "Ha Ha loser."
22=6, I rock at math!
Anyone can make you smile, Many people can make you cry, but it takes someone really special to make you smile with tears in your eyes.
It hurts so much to love you the way I do, and then look at you and see how much you don't care...
I only use my computer on days that end in "Y"
Hug a Tree. They have less issues than people.
Best friends. We're the ones who Practically live at each other's houses, Stay up all night talking about absolutly nothing, Dance until were out of breath, Laugh at the stupidest things, and still find a reason to love each other, even though we're complete idiots.
I agree with the Dictionary:
Girls before Guys
Partying before Studying
Friends before Love
They are laughing at us because were idiots...we're laughing at them because they just figured that out.
I'm 99 percent sure he doesn't like me... it's the 1 percent that keeps me hanging on.
This one's for the girls. Who have ever had a broken heart. Who have wished opon a shooting star. Your beautiful the way you are. This one's for the girls.
I'm the type of girl who tries not to like you, and ends up just falling harder.
Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are you?
How do you occupy an idiot? Press down - Press up...Press Down...!
Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense? I'll tel U l8r.
Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
Equality is a myth. Women are better.
Never knock on Death's door... ring the bell and run away... he hates that.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.
I refuse to engage in an intellectual battle with an unarmed man.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Life isnt measured by the number of breaths we take but by the number of moments that take our breath away.
I was born intelligent but education ruined me.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
Nobody's going to win the battle of the sexes. There's to much fraternizing with the enemy.
It's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why the hell would I keep looking if I found it?!
I'm not crazy, everyone else is just extra normal.
Sarcasm is my automatic response to stupidity.
My WIZARD can beat up your VAMPIRE!!!
Magic is the stuff Science hasn't made boring yet.
If Barbie's so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?
Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for.
Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.