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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Glee.

If you're brilliantly evil and not afraid to proclaim it and use your awesome powers to make life miserable for the people you love, copy and paste this in your profile and then add your name to the list: Renesmee-worththefight,

A girl is much more than she seems. She's not a toy by any means. Underneath all the make-up and hair, there's a tag on her heart that says: "Handle with care"

Ok, so today in class me and my best friend were passing notes (bad us) and just basically talking about nothing. Then I said something that prompted the following:


Me: Well, you choose to be my best friend, so what does that make u?

Bex: An idiot. But at least idiots are well-liked. whereas freaks are commonly avoided. except by idiots because we don't know any better.


These are two summaries for stories that I'm working on, After you've read the summary go up to the polls to vote for the one you want me to work on:

Just the Girl

James has pretty much given up on Lily, until he gets permission to write a song and sing it for her in front of the whole school. James gives winning Lily's heart one last shot, with the help of his friends Moony, Wormtail, and Padfoot. L/J fic.

Time Traveling Teddy (title might change)

It's a perfectly ordinary day for the marauders, until a two year old Metamorphmagus turns up in their midst. Follow the Marauders as they try to discover where Teddy came from and who his parents are.

I love to read. My Top 5 Fav book series are:

1.Harry Potter

2.Christy Miller

3.Percy Jackson and the Olympians

4.Charmed Life

5.Maximum Ride

6.The Clique

7.Charlie Bone

Okay today(3-22-09)I finished reading the Outsiders and it is now one of my fav books. If you haven't read it you need to.

These are all my sections for each book series

Charmed Life

Ships I support for Charmed Life:





Christy Miller and all conjuncting series(Seirra Jensen,Christy and Todd:The College Years, and Katie Weldon)

Ships I support in Christy Miller(all canon)

Christy Miller/Todd Spencer (Best couple in the world! I want my own Todd! Christy is SO lucky.



Harry Potter


Ships I support in Harry Potter(mostly canon)


(Ginny: at first is a Harry Potter FG! Then he saves her and now he's her hero! But he doesn't like her that way 'cause she's all blushy and can't even talk around him Then she gets a boyfriend and Harry has a girlfriend and they become really good friends. Harry: Breaks up with Cho and starts noticing Ginny, but now she's dating Dean. Finally her and Dean break up. Harry and Ginny: Kiss in the middle of the Gryffindor common room. Then Harry has to go off and fight Voldemort and must break up with Ginny. Ginny totally understands. Then Harry beats Moldy-shorts and Harry and Ginny get married and have three awesome kids. What's NOT to like about this couple?)


(They hated each other at first. Then Hermione became friends with Ron and Harry. Ron and Hermione CONSTANTLY bicker. Then their feelings become obvious to the rest of us when Ron gets mad that Hermione went to the ball with Krum and Hermione tells Ron to ask her first next time. Then they FINALLY(it was SO annoying waiting) kissed in the middle of a battle. How cool is that? They get married and have 2 kids. AWESOME couple!)



Teddy Lupin/Victoire Weasley

Neville/Luna(not canon,but I think they make a cute couple)


John/Jane (not canon strictly, They are 14hp1's version of Remus' parents. And let me tell you, they are adorable!)

Ozzy/Prissy (not Canon at all, but really fabulous characters that me and 14hp1 invented straight form the brain of Sirius Black, who have finally gotten together!)

Random Harry Potter stuff that I found on other people's profiles that I loved and wanted to add to mine

All the different lines Minerva McGonagall has made students write:

"If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!"

"I will not tell everyone that I overheard my sister saying, 'So I was like, 'Avada Kadavra!' and he was like, 'Dead.' "

"I will not ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling."

"I will not call Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret."

"Remus Lupin does NOT want a flea collar!"

"I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort."

"I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month."

"I will not say 'dude, get a life' to the Dark Lord."

"I will not ask Professor Snape why he stole Batman's cape."

"I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my calculus book.

"I will not spread rumors saying, 'When Voldemort goes to bed he checks his closet for Mrs. Weasley.' "

"I will not tell Penelope Clearwater that Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it dances naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy."

"I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard!" when sent to the headmasters office."

"I will not send You-Know-Who a letter saying, 'I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!' "

"Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda."

"I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class"

"If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of the situation and draw a Dark Mark on their arm."

"I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand."

"I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing."

"I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens."

"I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals."

"I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween"

"I will not teach the house-elves to impersonate Paris Hilton."

Your mom looks like Voldemort (oooooh burn)

If you want J.K.R. to make a series about the Marauders, copy this into your profile.

If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account.

If you secretly believe (and hope) that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending it is fictional, copy this into your profile.

If you want to see a Quidditch match copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your a Gryffindor like me copy and paste this into your profile.

If you missed Hogwarts as much as Harry while searching for Horcruxes with him, copy this into your profile.

If you think Bellatrix is creepy and should have been killed by Neville (not that there's anything wrong with Molly Weasly kicking her but) copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you cried more than twice reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, please copy and paste this into your profile. Nothin' to be ashamed of. (in fact, I cried about fourteen times (maybe more that I can't think of): when Hedwig died, when Moody died, when Dobby died, when Fred died, when he walked into the hall and saw Tonks and Remus, when he used the Resurrection Stone, when Snape died, all throughout Snape's Pensieve, when Harry was hit with the killing curse and when Hagrid called out, when Harry was walking through the forest, After Harry comes back from the whole King's Cross thing, when McGonagall Ron Hermione and Ginny screamed, and of course, when it ended. Yes, I am pathetic. But I'm proud.)

If you live in an imaginary world where Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks, Sirius Black, Fred Weasley, Hedwig, Albus Dumbledore, Cedric Diggory, Mad-Eye Moody, Severus Snape, Colin Creevey, Dobby, and hey, while I'm at it, Lily and James, did NOT die and they lived forever and ever and ever and were always happy and were finished with anguish, turmoil and agony, then copy and paste this into your profile!

The sorting hat says that I belong in Gryffindor!

If you cried when Fred Weasley died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile, and add your name to the list: Littlewhisker, Patronus Charm, xNymphadoraxTonksx. miss sophie potter, Renesmee-worththefight,

This is a tribute to all who died fighting Tom Marvolo Riddle Aka: Voldemort

First off, I must say, Rest in Peace:

James and Lily Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black (The True Mauraders) Nymphadora Tonks, Professor Snape, Fred Weasley, Colin Creavy, Dobby, Hedwig, Regulus Black, Charity Burbedge, Mad-Eye Moody, Cedric Diggory, Grindewald, Sturgis Podmore, Gregorvitch, Benjy Fenwick, Edward Bones, Gideon and Fabian Prewitt, Dorcas Meadows, Marlene McKinnon, Caradoc Dearborn, and all the brave souls that were lost to the War against Voldemort.

May you all rest in Peace, and Remember you're never forgotten

To James and Lily,
Who died at the beginning,
To Remus and Dora,
Who will never know their son,
To Peter and Severus,
Who weren’t actually all bad,
To Dumbledore,
Who was as human as Harry,
To Sirius,
who was punished for what he didn't do
To the hundreds that died needlessly,
To the many that died 'for the greater good',
To these brave souls I raise my glass,
May they forever Rest In Peace... (from the profile of 14hp1)

In Remembrance

…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauderer...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….a incredible husband and brave hero… well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…

… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!

She deserved everything she got and more.

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…

...Harry actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring.(from athe profile of 14hp1)

Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, The Choco-Holic, Jade Snape-Holloway, psychotic me, LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD, PrettyFanGirl, creative-writing-girl13, 14hp1, miss sophie potter, Renesmee-worththefight,

"The man... WITH THE V-NECK. The man... WHO IS THE BOILING POINT OF FANGIRLS EVERYWHERE. He is Alex Carpenter, he is Remus Lupin, and SOMETIMES he is DAVID THEWLISS." oh that is totally awesome!! Alex Carpenter Awareness foundation! haha

The Clique

Ships I support in The Clique(the relationships are so jacked up right now the only one's that are canon are Claire/Cam and Alicia/Josh)


The rest could change. In the last book everyone's relationships switched and changed, so based on that book these are the relationships I support based on there feelings for the guys right now. The only couple I will never change is Claire and Cam, because they belong together period.

Alicia/Josh(I really hope they stay together, but who knows)



Layne/Dune(Their personalities seem to match, and since Kristen might break up with Dune and go with Dempsey, she'll be stealing Layne's crush, so why not?)

Massie/? (Massie has been acting like a ! so I don't think anyone wants to date her right now)

A Charlie Brown Christmas Best Line

Linus: Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you're the Charlie Brownest.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

-On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
-On a bag of Fritos:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
-On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
-On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
-On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
-On Marks Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I was hoping it was going 2 be frozen... dang.)
-On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
-On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
-On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and I'm taking this because??...)
-On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to what?)
-On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
-On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash!)
-On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, Delta?)
-On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
-On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and put this on your profile to bring a smile to someone (maybe even a chuckle)...

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear it up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you."

A friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

A friend will help you up when you fall, but a best friend will point, laugh, and draw more attention to the fact that you fell.

A friend will split their lunch with you if you forgot yours, but a best friend will guard their food, stick out their tongue, and say, "You should have brought your own lunch, stupid! Now back off mine!"

A friend will ask before eating something at your house, but a best friend will come into your house, barely say hello, and head straight to your fridge.

A friend will ring your doorbell and wait patiently, but a best friend will pound on your door incessantly until you open it fifteen seconds later and say, "This situation could have been avoided if you had simply left your door unlocked!"

A friend will use the common, "I think that shirt would look nice with jeans," suggestion, but a best friend will say, "YOU IDIOT! Why are you wearing a skirt with that shirt?!" and will then proceed to tear your closet apart looking for the jeans that are in your dresser drawer, which she, of course, already knew. She will then say, "Your room looks like crap. Clean up much?"

A friend will ask if they can show you a song and will then pull it up on youtube, but a best friend will buy it and transfer it to your iPod and then tell you to listen to it or suffer their extreme displeasure.

A friend will agree to a game of cards, but a best friend will agree, then proceed to suggest 52-pickup and begin the game before you agree.

A friend will tell you to ignore the mean girls calling you names, but a best friend will keep the insults coming until a teacher walks down the hall, and will then drag you around the corner to listen as the mean girls get chewed out.

A friend will wake you up if you fall asleep in class, but a best friend will raise their hand and shout out across the whole room to the teacher that you are drooling on their book. (trust me, you will not fall asleep in that class again)

A friend will let you sleep in as late as you want after you fall asleep at four, but a best friend will wake you up half an hour later simply because they drank too much coffee and can't sleep and feel you should share their punishment.

A friend will stay on the phone with you as long as you need to talk, but a best friend will stay on the phone until they arrive at your house and will then stay there until you kick them out four days later when you are completely recovered.

A friend will laugh about a prank a teacher pulled on you, but a best friend will help you plot and carry out your revenge while laughing. (being in a prank war with your teacher is just plain awesome)

A friend will tell you not to ask a stupid question in class, but a best friend will ask the question for you and loudly proclaim that it was you who wanted to know in the first place.

One SONG can spark a moment
One FLOWER can wake the dream
One TREE can start a forest
One BIRD can herald spring
One SMILE begins a friendship
One HANDCLASP lifts a soul
One STAR can guide a ship at sea
One WORD can frame the goal
One VOTE can change a nation
One SUNBEAM lights a room
One CANDLE wipes out darkness
One LAUGH will conquer gloom
One STEP must start each journey
One WORD must start a prayer
One HOPE will raise our spirits
One TOUCH can show you care
One VOICE can speak with wisdom
One HEART can know what is true
One LIFE can make a difference

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If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

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If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

If you ever say a word in your head until it sounds weird and un-word-like just because you think it's a great way to kill time, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a conversation with a cat, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you complain that your feet are cold and your mom tells you to put socks on and you don't just for the sake of being stubborn, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile.

If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D

If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever shouted out random things and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.(Just the other day when I was watching Titanic and Jack Died)

Copy and paste if brunettes rock!

Copy and paste if you sleep with a teddy bear!

If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, Littlewhisker Patronus Charm, xNyphadoraxTonksx,miss sophie potter, Renesmee-worththefight

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous

Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

They say "guns dont kill people, people kill people.' Well, i think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood ther and yelled BANG I dont think you'd kill too many people.

So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

when Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to

I like the idea of karma. you can go around and do bad things to people all day assuming they deserve it.

Beware! For my place of employment has given me a NEW weapon...THE BUBBLE WRAP!

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star for every reason I love you.I was doing great, but I ran out of stars.

People like you are the reason people like me need medication.

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

"Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate."

I was gifted, but the physchiatrist took away my powers.

I am a fruit-loop in a world full of Cheerios.

Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. you jump of a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends(true, true)

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger better idiot proof programs and the universe trying to produce bigger better idiots.So far the universe is winning.

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Girls are like butterflies they're pretty to see and hard to catch.

Girls are so cool, that's why when boys look at us they drool.

God made man before women because you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.

I don't need to wear make-up because I have natural beauty.

I don't need your attitude... I've got my own.

I'm not a complicated woman; I'm just good at complicating things.

It's a girls world, guys just live in it.

The only boy who deserves you is the on who thinks he doesn't.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Directions to Llama-land:
Left at the rainbow, Right at the unicorn. And if you've passed the penguin, you've gone too far.

You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own damn lemonade!

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

When in doubt, make up words!

Don’t mess with me- I’ve got a stick and I’m not afraid to hit you with it.

If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip ‘n slide.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me!

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

I don’t suffer from insanity- I enjoy every minute of it.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that individuality is the key to success.

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure.

There's nothing wrong with taking to objects, it's when they start talking back that you need to worry.

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud.But us teenage girls, we're really good at one thing, staying strong.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two

1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you..

2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.

3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.

6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

8. Don't waste your time on a man / woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.

10. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened

11. There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about w h o you trust next time around.

12. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.

13. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.


good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

Friendship Poem-

Good FRIENDS are hard to find,

Harder to leave,

And IMPOSSIBLE to forget,


is like a four-leaf clove,

Hard to find,

And lucky to have,

Best friends,

Are the sibilings,

God forgot to give us,

True friendship NEVER ends,

Friends are FOREVER,

Most people walk in and out of your life,

But only TRUE FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart.

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away

Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down

Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will bail me out of jail

Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Damn, we screwed up"

Friend: Will go to a concert with me

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."

Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

Friend: Asks me for my number

Best friend: Asks me for her number

Friend: Hides me from the cops

Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friends: Fade

Best Friends: Are 4 Ever

Of course I’m talking to myself! Who else can I trust?

If you do not like me say it to my face, not behind my back, so when I kick you I have a good shot.

The fact that you think I'm listening to you just shows me how stupid you really are.

When life gives you lemons squirt the juice in your enemies eyes.

Break my Heart I break your neck.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the titanic...

Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.

Who ever says 'as easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried to.

It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up.

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Love your enemies! It really pissess them off!

I'm not insensitive I just don’t care.

The voices in my head don't like you.

Even if the voices aren't real...they have some good ideas.

A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."

You can't make somebody love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope for the best!

Growing older is mandatory. Growing up is Optional.

Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it.

"You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had."

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.

I live in my own little world. But it's ok, they know me there.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Tell the truth and run, fast.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and beat the crap out of them.

I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and she got away…

Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future.

He gave her 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake and said, "I will love you until the last rose dies."

Sometimes you make me so mad I want to throw you in the middle of ongoing traffic, but then I realize I would probably kill myself trying to save you.

"I love you" is eight letters. So is "bull crap."

You call me crazy, I've been called worse by the voices in my head.

You call me crazy like it’s the ultimate insult but I just stare at you blankly and say "So".

If you live to be 100, I want to be 100 minus one day, so I never have to live without you.

If he's dumb enough to walk away, then be smart enough to let him go.

Keep on talking maybe one day you'll say something intelligent.

Sarcastic! Me? Never!

If talking to your self is the first sign of insanity, what’s sign two?

Sometimes I wonder ' Why is that Frisbee getting bigger' and then it hits me...

I want to be known as the girl who always smiles even when her heart is broken. And the one who could always brighten up your day, even if she couldn't brighten her own.

Let's play Truth or Dare...or just Dare because nobody tells the Truth anymore...

Yeah, I'm a loser...but I'm the coolest loser you'll EVER meet.

Best Friends are about killing each other over a bag of chips, and then when it's all over not saying sorry but saying "Ha Ha loser."

22=6, I rock at math!

Anyone can make you smile, Many people can make you cry, but it takes someone really special to make you smile with tears in your eyes.

It hurts so much to love you the way I do, and then look at you and see how much you don't care...

I only use my computer on days that end in "Y"

Hug a Tree. They have less issues than people.

Best friends. We're the ones who Practically live at each other's houses, Stay up all night talking about absolutly nothing, Dance until were out of breath, Laugh at the stupidest things, and still find a reason to love each other, even though we're complete idiots.

I agree with the Dictionary:

Girls before Guys

Partying before Studying

Friends before Love

They are laughing at us because were idiots...we're laughing at them because they just figured that out.

I'm 99 percent sure he doesn't like me... it's the 1 percent that keeps me hanging on.

This one's for the girls. Who have ever had a broken heart. Who have wished opon a shooting star. Your beautiful the way you are. This one's for the girls.

I'm the type of girl who tries not to like you, and ends up just falling harder.

Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are you?

How do you occupy an idiot? Press down - Press up...Press Down...!

Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense? I'll tel U l8r.

Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

Equality is a myth. Women are better.

Never knock on Death's door... ring the bell and run away... he hates that.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.

I refuse to engage in an intellectual battle with an unarmed man.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Life isnt measured by the number of breaths we take but by the number of moments that take our breath away.

I was born intelligent but education ruined me.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

Nobody's going to win the battle of the sexes. There's to much fraternizing with the enemy.

It's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why the hell would I keep looking if I found it?!

I'm not crazy, everyone else is just extra normal.

Sarcasm is my automatic response to stupidity.

My WIZARD can beat up your VAMPIRE!!!

Magic is the stuff Science hasn't made boring yet.

If Barbie's so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?

Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for.

Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you.

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

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The Professors' Point of View by alittleinsane963 reviews
Admit it, you've always been curious about what the professors were thinking while Harry, Ron, and Hermione got themselves into all kinds of shenanigans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 108 - Words: 253,662 - Reviews: 3606 - Favs: 1,336 - Follows: 1,323 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Punishment Through The Ages by Athena G reviews
Five ex pupils of Hogwarts, and an accio spell to continually summon dusty bottles of wine from the cellar in Grimmauld Place, leads to five tales of the worst punishments they ever received. Unfinished, but each chapter is a story in itself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,748 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Severus S., Albus D., Minerva M., Arthur W.
Questions and Answers by little0bird reviews
When the past and present collide with the Potter/Weasley children... A bit AU with characters' names and some pairings. Family tree now posted on my profile page. 3/16/10 -- going back and cleaning up a few things; nothing major will change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 102 - Words: 492,021 - Reviews: 5023 - Favs: 1,948 - Follows: 2,130 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 12/18/2007
Lifes Lessons by Jessica Dawn reviews
As learned by James Sirius Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,686 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/30/2016 - Published: 5/8/2008 - James S. P.
Summer of the Dog by treacletart reviews
Forced to return home to his family the summer after his 5th year, Sirius Black gets his revenge by doing the one thing his family will despise the most: Spending all his time in the muggle world and with a muggle girl. Until there are consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,445 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/30/2016 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Sirius B., OC
A Walk in Your Shoes by Spirit007 reviews
Imagine that one person that irritates, infuriates, & insults their way under your skin to the point where each moment with him or her becomes a pop quiz in self-control. Now, imagine that you've woken up in that person's body. For Lily Evans & James Potter, learning to navigate this unfortunate and stressful new reality is truly a walk through hell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 192,258 - Reviews: 2680 - Favs: 1,641 - Follows: 1,226 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 9/22/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Disappear by Rirren reviews
Harry is transported into an alternate universe where he finds Sirius and his parents are still alive and he is Voldemort's most infamous deatheater. Post OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,608 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 1,462 - Follows: 1,477 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7799 - Favs: 8,296 - Follows: 7,763 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
There'll Be Bluebirds by little0bird reviews
On a dreary afternoon, Teddy Lupin finds his father's journals. Order of the Phoenix, Half Blood Prince, and Deathly Hallows from the perspective of Remus Lupin. Characters include Tonks and the rest of the Order.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 129,274 - Reviews: 1168 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Teddy L., Remus L. - Complete
Forging Reality by ditzydizzydessy101 reviews
STANDS IN STEAD OF LAST CH OF DH Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny are hurled to the Marauder's time during the last battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 102,700 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Harry P., James P.
Find Each Other Again by I Need Space - And Fresh Air reviews
What if Kurt and Blaine met the summer when they were nine years old but didn't remember? This is the story of how Blaine found Kurt, found him again, and fell in love with the boy he already knew. Spoilers for Season 2 Episodes 6-16. Minor (canon) characters deaths mentioned.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,368 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Julian Larson and the Giant Squid of Ignorance by I'mJustCrazyEnough17 reviews
Julian Larson, Derek Seigerson, and Logan Wright all go to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and are all Slytherins. CP Coulter's Dalton!verse.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,212 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers
PS: I Hate You by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Regulus writes a rude note to Voldemort...and starts a trend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 22,940 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Regulus B.
Lost and Found by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Kurt finds the camera on the subway one morning, surprised to see photos of a handsome man holding a white board with words on it.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 80 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Complete
Hurricane by A Phrase That Cuts These Lips reviews
Two years after Kurt and Blaine's divorce, Kurt finally wins custody of their daughter. A week later, Blaine attempts suicide. He has nowhere else to go, so Kurt volunteers to take him in, believing that he can help Blaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 98,265 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Misunderstandings of Fate by MrsGPotter2 reviews
Time Travel Fic! When James and Lily believe Ginny is trying to kidnap baby Harry chaos will ensue. Fun, Fights, and Misunderstandings. Bad Summery. JamesxLily HarryxGinny Please Read and Review. Rated T just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,937 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P.
One Good Day by anxioussquirrel reviews
Kurt and Blaine broke up before Kurt went to New York. The five years since then have been grinding Blaine down and it finally breaks him. He decides to kill himself, but when everything's organized, he realizes he wants one good day to take with him.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,612 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Complete
Isaac's Eyes by WhooligAni reviews
Isaac's thoughts as the bandages are removed from his new eyes.
Fault in Our Stars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Isaac - Complete
Present Meets the Future by Technophobia678 reviews
Ok I love these kind of stories and decided to write one of my one. Golden Trio and co, meet your teenage kids! Hahaha should be fun Don't own Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,676 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Dance With Me by SurprisinglySuaveKoala reviews
Blaine is getting married. Kurt, a broke, lonely, uninspired dance teacher, gives him lessons for his wedding.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Unexpected Visitors by Lourdes-Sunrise-Princess reviews
James, Albus and Lily Potter-while in their father's office-stumble upon an old time turner unaware of what it does. Now it has sent them back in time, exactly 38 years. Will they meet their grandparents? What adventures await?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,645 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Harry P., James S. P.
Never a Moment of Peace by Random Under the Sun reviews
When Next Gen kids are cursed back in time, Sirius, the Lupins, and others accidentally join them. Troublesome, as they end up in Harry's 3rd year in which Sirius is a wanted man, and so are they. Will secrets be revealed? DH compliant, time travel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,237 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Sirius B., Teddy L., Albus S. P.
Start Again by I'mJustCrazyEnough17 reviews
CP Coulter's Daltonverse. 9 years after leaving Dalton, and thus dropping away from Logan with no hope of contact, Julian is in a pizza shop with his wife and children when he sees Logan. What will happen?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 54,919 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers
Crazy by GreenandPurpleMonkeys reviews
It was official. Sirius thought. The stress had finally gotten to his godson, he'd gone crazy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,999 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Harry P., Ron W.
The Final Battle: Ginny's POV by EmeraldFire512 reviews
Ginny's thought's during the Final Battle on love and loss. A little sad, a little funny, and a bit hopeful. Now complete and newly edited for grammatical errors. Please give it a chance, read it all the way through, and please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,939 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Just Leave Me by all10xs reviews
Based on CP Coulter's Dalton. Julian wants to leave and forget Logan, but not if everyone else can help it. Rated for language. Julian/Logan
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,685 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011
Marry You by I'mJustCrazyEnough17 reviews
CP Coulter's Daltonverse. Rane one-shot. Shane devises a 13-step plan to propose to Reed.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers
For J by storiesbycandlelight reviews
A Dasey fic told through a Jogan plotline: Derek knew that Casey hated his guts and yeah, he probably deserved that. But he needed her if he was ever going to find Julian again. T for language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,978 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011
Tangled Up in Me by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Kurt and Blaine play Twister. Fluffy. Klaine. Fanart this is based off of is on my profile!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Dear Ambition by AstaLaila reviews
Clark is coming to Parents Night, but what happens when he arrives early to spend some time with his step-brother Reed? Response to the Tumblr request for a fic with Derek and "the dear ambition of many Windsor boys to punch him just once." RANEBOWS!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,595 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Complete
Letting Go Is Hard To Do by postcardfromsomewhere reviews
Jogan/Light one shot. Derek and Logan pay a visit to Julian's grave. Based off of CP Coulter's Dalton. All characters belong to her.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
51 Ways to annoy Remus Lupin by Tonkswyrda reviews
Sirius gets bored. Tonks helps him come up with a list to annoy Remus. I wonder what will happen...? OMG I UPDATED ONLY TWO YEARS LATE ENJOY IF YOURE STILL READING LOLOL.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,187 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 10/9/2008 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Closeted by Phantom-of-Fantasy reviews
Spin-off story based on CP Coulter's "Dalton"... JOGAN Julian/Logan pairing ... What happens when Derek finally decides that Julian and Logan need to come clean to each other about their best kept dirty little secrets?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,589 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Complete
Mishap In Time by Darvia reviews
What would happen if Harry potter and three of his friends when't back in time to the Maraudars era? will anything ever be the same? Slighty OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,385 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 3/14/2008 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Fluffy Drabble Series by WhatIKnew reviews
A series of fluffy Klaine drabbles based on prompts sent to my tumblr. These aren't all in the same 'verse and don't follow a continuity or anything. I'm setting it up as a multi-chapter just for the sake of not having a billion 500 word stories out there
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,681 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Let's Play Pretend by storiesbycandlelight reviews
Juligan: Julian needs someone to help him run lines. Logan just needs someone. T for light cursing. Based on CP Coulter's 'Dalton.'
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Complete
Reactions to the Legend by amber-chick reviews
AU Sirius is freed after the tournament and is Harrys guardian. Everything is normal until Harry let something slip making Sirius & Remus realize that they don't know about Harry's first 2 years. Now Harry has to explain all the death defying stunts. Oh dear...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,502 - Reviews: 1602 - Favs: 3,609 - Follows: 2,037 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
If You Were Here, I Could Deceive You by AshesAshesWeAllFallDeepDown reviews
Ranebow Oneshot. Daltonverse, based of CP Coulters Dalton. Characters are in no way mine. Just how I think the conversation about Micah should go. ;
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Complete
The Ghost of You by Tend to Infinity reviews
Tommy was abducted a year ago, taken and killed without mercy and Kimi was never the same. Now, a year on, she gets an unexpected visit from his ghost, with a promise of happiness once again.
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,500 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Kimi F., Tommy P.
I Believe You by Hermioneoftherealworld reviews
SEQUEL TO PROVE IT THEN-Bella awakens from her transformation and is clueless about her past life.Can the Cullens get to her before it's to late?What about Victoria?Will the tragidies and troubles never end for Edward and Bella?Read PIT first.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Edward, Bella
I'd Throw It All Away For You by LarsonWright reviews
Songfic based off of CP Coulter's Dalton. Julian/Logan.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Complete
Hurting by twolittleminds reviews
Logan may be incredibly oblivious, but when it comes down to it, he does care. Based on and inspired by CP Coulter's Dalton. Julian/Logan.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Complete
Guess what Windsor found on the internet? by C.Y. Dementress reviews
OCs by CP Coulter. Story based on "Dalton". Oneshot: It was Han Westwood's usual night on the internet when he found something highly relevant to Windsor's interest concerning a certain Kurt Hummel.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
A Million Times by Jess Pallas reviews
This is a collection of RLNT one shots, ranging from humour to angst. I hope you enjoy them. :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 53,375 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks
It Couple? by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Blaine and Kurt transfer to McKinley. Blaine tries out for football and learns a few things about his boyfriend's past.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 79 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Final Battle: Ron's POV by EmeraldFire512 reviews
"Bloody Hell. I swear, if Harry survives this, I'll kill him." Ron's thoughts and feelings during the final battle. Rated for mild language and mild violence. RWHG, HPGW, NLLL ships. MAJOR DH SPOILERS! also minor spoilers for all of the books.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Ron W., Harry P.
Love & Portraits: The Percy Weasley Saga by EmeraldFire512 reviews
The story of Percy Weasley during his estrangement from his family. But did he leave them for their own protection? What was happening to him? How did he find romance and danger? How did he keep tabs on them? All questions answered, plus more. Percy/Audre
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Percy W., Audrey W.
I'll Fight For You by Hazelmist reviews
"Then why won't you go out with me?" James asks quietly, looking down at me with blazing eyes. There are many reasons why I won't go out with him. 1 He's a selfish git. 2 He's not my type and 3..."You would hurt me."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 44 - Words: 300,275 - Reviews: 1772 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 2/3/2006 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] - Complete
Telling Blaine by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Kurt tells Blaine about Karosky kissing him.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Graveyard by FacelessxAuthor reviews
So, it was just one of those typical days. Me, reading my favorite book. Edward, watching my every move. Then, there was a loud BAM! My book wasn't in my hands. Edward was beside me. We weren't in Forks anymore. DISCONTINUED. UP FOR ADOPTION.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,457 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009
Ernie's Evening by thejeweloftherealm reviews
Ernie Macmillan does not know what the Charms homework is. One evening, a boring Charms essay leads to the first time Ernie asks a girl out. Featuring Justin Finch-Fletchley as his Wingman.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Ernie M., Susan B. - Complete
James Finds the Answers by fuego92 reviews
James Sirius Potter wants to know why his father is famous, so what does he do? Google it of course! Unfortunately, A Very Potter Musical is going to give him and his siblings just as many questions as answers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,727 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - James S. P., Harry P.
The World Is Not Enough by Max Alleyne reviews
Finnick and Annie's wedding night. Finnick/Annie
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Annie C., Finnick O. - Complete
To Kill a Sparkly Vamp by CeleryRox reviews
A collection of 50 Buffy vs Edward oneshots, ending with everyone's least favorite vamp staked, beheaded by a garden gnome, hit by ice cream truck, beaten with his own spine, and much more! TO BE CONTINUED VERY SOON. Caution: "Angel" characters too.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 45,494 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Buffy S., Edward
Magical Secrets by AVeryBlueGirl reviews
Bella was sent to Forks as a Mission for the Order of the Phoenix.Edward left her, now she's returned as a failure. Voldemort's power is growing and the Cullens come to Hogwarts.Bella is supposed to help Harry defeat Voldemort but, can she? Summary inside
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 52,640 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
White As Snow by Xealvi reviews
A letter Alex writes to Brittany. Better than summary says!
Perfect Chemistry - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Alex F., Brittany E. - Complete
Why? by callmebettycrocker reviews
James and Lily question they're love for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P.
A Light in the Dark by Athenian Grace reviews
Vernon and Petunia Dursley didn’t see the letter Dumbledore left and brought baby Harry to a hospital. Will compassionate Doctor Cullen be able to let Harry go? Will they ever understand Harry's past? Twilight crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 103,722 - Reviews: 1640 - Favs: 3,548 - Follows: 2,235 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Four Essays by acomplexgirlwithsimpletastes reviews
In the final NEWT exam, Albus Dumbledore watches four students answer a question he himself had requested to be put in. What is love? Four students, four essays, and one delighted Professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,119 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Intersections by dragongirlG reviews
AU. When 15-year-olds Harry and Hermione meet at Stonewall High, neither of them expects to find out that four years ago, they both received a letter from a magical school called Hogwarts....Hints of H/G, R/Hr, H/Hr; warning for violence, char death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 125,071 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/18/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter vs Twilight by ronweasleyisawesome reviews
A quiz beetween Harry Potter characters and Twilight characters with your host Lord Voldemort.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010
When Are We? by Ramzes reviews
Don't touch it!" Teddy shouted, but since when had James started obeying commands? He turned the hourglass and the world around them started spinning... and spinning... and spinning.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,072 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Teddy L., Albus S. P.
Three Generations by CheerLachlan reviews
You've read Harry Potter time travel stories: Harry meets his parents; The new generation meets Harry... But have you read one that includes the Marauders, Harry AND The new generation? This exciting story is one-of-a kind. Please Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,000 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Albus S. P., James P.
The Teachers' Notebook by alittleinsane963 reviews
Inside this story you will find the chronicles of the 7 years of torture the staff of Hogwarts had to endure, from their point of view, due to 4 boys. That's right. None other than James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 107 - Words: 130,006 - Reviews: 2831 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Minerva M., Remus L. - Complete
Caution! by jade-hairyflipper reviews
Emmett Cullen discovers Rockband...Oh the thrills.... --AFTER BD-- ONEshot R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Emmett - Complete
My Renesmee The Choice by DazzledbyJake reviews
Ever wonder how Edward felt as he held Renesmee for the first time? What about when she fell in love? Ever wonder how Renesmee felt toward her father & eventually Jacob? This story answers it all & more!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 52,563 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Beyond The Portal by Jess Pallas reviews
A repository for short stories set in the Portalverse created for my fic "A Little More Time". Post DH epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,507 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Remus L., N. Tonks
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 1940 - Favs: 3,406 - Follows: 2,306 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Truth by bookworm411 reviews
Angela and Bella are dormmates at Seattle University, and Angela immeadiatly notices the difference between vampire Bella and human Bella. Will she put the pieces together and find out the truth about what the Cullens are? POST BD. Angela POV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,100 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Angela, Bella - Complete
An Alien For Christmas by ThnksFrThMmrs87 reviews
It isn't until Lily is five years old that she really stumps her father
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Real Ending by SarahZahde reviews
Remember the little healing sequence at the end? I just wanted to fix a little mistake they had there... : enjoy! oneshot
Quest for Camelot - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Complete
Fate of the Future: Twilight by fooosel reviews
Three strangers arrive out of nowhere. One familiar, other two-not so much.They arrive with four books. What are they doing here? What do they want? T because I'm weird. R/R?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Renesmee's birthday by Mzie reviews
Renesmee's seventeenth birthday party
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Renesmee's school day by Mzie reviews
Renesmee's day at school. Read the title, there's not much more to it.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Annabeth and Percy by chaichait reviews
Set after PJLO. Series of drabbles about Percy and Annabeth. Kinda fluffy!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Visitations by smidget reviews
While Harry gets a well deserved sleep in Gryffindor Tower, he has a few visitors. DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,188 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Repaid by Medea Smyke reviews
There is more to Madge Undersee than meets the eye. This is her perspective on the day Gale was whipped. Follow up to the events in "Beholden," although it can stand alone. Complete.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,001 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Madge U., Gale H. - Complete
A Pick Up Line a Day Keeps Lily Evans Away by fairytalefantasistx3 reviews
James Potter's pick-up lines annoy Lily, but they provide amusement for the rest of us.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 9,200 - Reviews: 1286 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Forging Reality: Take Two by ditzydizzydessy101 reviews
When four teenagers show up outside Dumbledore's office in 1977, the headmaster doesn't know what to think. Follow our favorite barmy old codger as he tries to unravel the mystery of a time traveling Harry, Ginny, Ron, and Hermione!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,433 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 3/17/2008
A Dudley Story by Gothicthundra reviews
After the war is over and the magic he's seen has seemingly gone. Dudley finds himself looking for magic as he leaves home, but was accidently moving in next to his cousin Harry, more then he barganed for, or even better.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,255 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Dudley D., Susan B. - Complete
Prove It Then by Hermioneoftherealworld reviews
After Edward left, God seems to send nothing but bad to Bella. She's diferent now. She's 22 and lives in Denali, Alaska. She has made freinds with Tanya and her family too. But what happens when the Cullens pay a visit to Tanya's family? REALLY GOOD! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,044 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hogwarts Students' Biggest Secrets by Angelauthor14 reviews
All of your favourite Hogwarts students, both current and former, will each get their own chapter. Gets better as it goes along, so please don't judge from the first chapters. 17 & 18 are my personal faves. Please R&R, and most of all, enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 24,412 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 4/5/2008
Hazel by edwardlover10 reviews
Bella and Edward wake up in an alternate reality, right after the end of Breaking Dawn. Everything is strange in this alternate universe. Can Edward and Bella fix it before it’s too late? E/B’s POV. Full summary inside. R&R, flames are welcome.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,893 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
On 'Things' by Lutralutra reviews
Lily Evans has a slight weakness for glasses-wearing faces. And no, it is in no way related to one James Potter. James x Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,405 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
My Heart by eternal-depths-of-emerald reviews
Lupin sends Harry,Ron,and Hermione to his cousin Billy Black's to hide them from Voldy.Jacob imprints on Hermione,as does leah with Ron.Harry feels alone,yet again.Untill Bella visits and he falls head over heals. But shes taken, by a vampire.HP/Twilight
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,983 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Bella, Harry
Dead People live in Closets by Random Under the Sun reviews
Major Denial Fic. Because we all know dead people live in back of closets. Includes Sirius, Tonks, Remus, Colin, Fred, Moody. Hopefully funny. canon pairings
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,791 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Hate to Love You, Love to Shout by Phaerie reviews
They always seemed to be arguing with one another. JamesxLily one-shot, all dialogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
10 Things I’ll Never Tell My Family by Deadly Poppy reviews
Lily Potter looked down at the list her mother had written. She wiped the tears from her eyes wondering vaguely why she had given it to Lily just before she died.She held the list by her heart, and swore to never tell any of her mothers best kept secrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Ginny W. - Complete
She Would Never Love Me by I'm-Reading reviews
I loved Lily Evans, but I was finally coming to terms with the fact that she would never love me. Or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,819 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - James P., Lily Luna P.
Careers Advice by dlestrange reviews
Some of the Harry Potter characters recieve Careers Advice - no thanks to Sirius Black and James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Idiot Memorial by Deadly Poppy reviews
While James is off in Lily Land again, The other Marauders have some fun with him. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Twilight Montana by BeautyandtheBear reviews
What will Happen to the Cullens when Hannah Montana is cancelled? Read and find out!
Crossover - Twilight & Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009
The Sweetest of Memories by Murmmer reviews
..."We have no record of a Cullen ever working at this hospital. I myself have been here for a while and that name doesn’t ring a bell. I’m sorry." At this point there was only one thing I could know for certain: I was not crazy. Try it, you'll like it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,540 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 6/4/2008
Only if you go out with me, Evans by NeverAPrefect reviews
I was a horrid, horrid person. A miserable excuse for a friend. It should have been the easiest thing. Tell the boy you hate that your best mate fancies him. But I couldn't. Why? Because I fancied James Potter. Er...SINCE WHEN, LILY!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,057 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 6/23/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
40 Ways by miss sophie potter reviews
A series of ways to annoy the organizations or people from Harry Potter. Starts with the Order. Rated T for some inneundo and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008
World Enough and Time Old Version by smidget reviews
Currently being rewritten. Fine the new and improved version on my profile. Feb. 8. 2012.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,149 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Lily Luna P. - Complete
A Very Painful Interview Indeed by Emmi-Chick reviews
James and Sirius 'accidentally' set Snape on fire, so they have been put in counseling! That poor counselor.. she has no idea what she's in for, how can you counsel a Marauder? You can't! All Dialog, Marauder era. WARNING: Themes of violence & farting..!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,593 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 12/19/2007 - James P., Sirius B.
Eight Years Later by WindowChild reviews
Percy and Annabeth's wedding.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Annabeth C. - Complete
They Say We're Family by Crystal-Iris reviews
Oneshot. Post DH Epilogue. Dudley's daughter reflects on the side of her family she never really got to know. Companion piece now up, entitled Never Gave Them Much Thought
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Dumb Diary of Lily Evans by l'il blueberry muffin reviews
This is a daily recording of Lily's adventures in Hogwarts. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,873 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Renesmee's School Projects by fooosel reviews
Here's some of the work that Renesmee does in Elementary school. Most of them are about the family... What if she lets something slip?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,143 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009
50 Things To Do When You're Bored by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 76,434 - Reviews: 3228 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Hogwarts V The Cullens by Mickey-Wulf reviews
What would happen if Hogwarts took on the Cullens? IDK my bffl Jill? Let's get a look see.. will either side accept defeat! Chapter 4 is the FINAL chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Complete
50 Year Reunion by Hermioneoftherealworld reviews
Edward never came back,but Victoria did.She turned Bella. Now, 50 years later, Bella works at a vampire nightclub. One night, 5 new vampires come in. What happens when they recognize her? Will Bella let the Cullens back into her life? Or has she moved on?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,760 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight is Published! by Murmmer reviews
What would happen if Twilight was published in the Twilight world? What happens when half of Forks reads Stephanie Meyer's new Best Seller, Twilight? What will Bella and the Cullens do? After all, Bella just had her personal thoughts PUBLISHED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,712 - Reviews: 1284 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007
Something by GryffindorGals reviews
James's proposal to Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Peeping Tom by reviews
Lily and James are plagued by a 'Peeping Tom' more ways than one. Yet another L/J one-shot...enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
Hormones suck by KlainePotter reviews
Lily is pregnant and James tries to please her... 'tries' being the keyword. JP/LEorP. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! I revised it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Little Q and A by Gothicthundra reviews
Hermione and Ron play twenty questions, see where it gets them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Ursa Fructose by BandGeek58407 reviews
In which Edward buys a six pound bag of very inedible gummy bears and refuses to share anyway. Cue chaos. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Edward - Complete
What does Mommy say? by TeeBlack reviews
What does Mommy say, Harry?" James tries to impress his friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/24/2008 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Last Moment by Lost in Believing reviews
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: Please? Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you! Slow down! Guy: Take my helmet and put it on yourself. She takes the helmet and puts it on, as they speed down the road. AH Jake&Nessie
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Reconciliation by SWChica2005 reviews
The war has ended. Harry makes a visit to his cousin Dudley Dursely who's still in hiding with his family. Will Dudley ever be able to make peace with himself for the way he treated his cousin in the past? This is my view of their reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Good News by MagicConch reviews
Molly looked once more towards her clock, no longer would she need to check constantly in fear, she realized. She smiled as she grabbed Ginny and followed her husband to the fireplace. Finally, she had received some good news.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Molly W., Arthur W. - Complete
A Little Fun on a Motorbike by Christina E Lupin reviews
Complete. When Lily and James leave Sirius in charge of babysitting Harry, Sirius decides to take his little godson on a little ride on his motorbike.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Heads of House by HarryDude85 reviews
Portions of Deathly Hallows told from the four Head's of Houses perspective.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,449 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Minerva M., Horace S.
Molly's Stories by TheTinyestOne reviews
Molly Weasley used to read to Ginny, the story of the great hero Harry Potter. This is the story of Harry and Ginny through Molly's eyes. ONE SHOT. Read and Review please : Hp/GW
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
BACK TO THE FUTURE! by yolapeoples reviews
Harry has just found the mirror Sirius gave him and hopes to communicate with his dead godfather once more, but what happens when the mirror transports him back to 1977 and he runs into the teenager Marauders? Complete chaos, that's what! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,689 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Some Things Are Worth Dying For by fanta-faerie reviews
Jake REALLY wants to hold her hand. But the six pairs of vampire eyes behind them aren't quite going to let him...funny!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Patience, Ginny Dear! by SilverPhoenixRising reviews
Written for a challenge. When Lily and James end up back in time in Harry and Ginny's fifth year, just how much of the timeline have they changed? Or have they not exactly changed anything at all? At King's Cross in 91, Molly thinks, "Patience, Ginny dear
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,837 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Bookends by Solstice Muse reviews
Arthur Weasley kept trying to capture the perfect image of his family. One day he notices that all the photographers he had hired over the years were more interested in cutting them out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Arthur W., Ron W.
24 Hours by Shichan Goddess reviews
Lily and James loathe each other. Passionately. But when they're captured by Deatheaters and forced to stay in the same cell...well, who knows what will happen in 24 hours?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,714 - Reviews: 1881 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 7/3/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
A Visit to the Bathroom by oOoJadedoOo reviews
Written for Twin Exchange rouind robin challange, Myrtle just wants friends. Scorpuis/Rose and Albus. Disclaimer- I don't any of the characters within blah blah blah, Thanks GVSL for your help you rock!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Myrtle - Complete
Scar by RealityCheckBounced89 reviews
Lily decides she going to make her daddy "all better." Harry and Lily in the "Daddy's Little Girl" series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Harry P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
All the Difference in the World by Lady Alinor reviews
Oneshot. It's the summer before Harry's fifth year, and a quiet evening at the Burrow turns into a roller coaster ride with the arrival of two children from the future. What's worse, they're claiming to be Harry's and Ginny's. ChallengeFic for SIYE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,200 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 49 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
An Epiphany by QtipKiwis reviews
In which Ron analyzes Harry and Ginny's 'relationship' in the midst of the Final Battle. It's a oneshot. DH SPOILERS. Read, Review, Enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
I Must Not Tell Lies by rosie3107 reviews
My thoughts on what could have happened if Sirius had found out about Harry's detentions with Umbridge. Now featuring the Weasley Twins and crazy house elves.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
In the Words of Ginevra Molly Potter by thejealousone reviews
The Autobiography of Ginny Weasley. Her point of view from book one to book seven and beyond, complete with missing moments and everything. Over 800 reviews and nearly 130,000 hits! Written before December 1, 2007. Last Updated August 16, 2008.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 206,370 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Too Tired by unique.normality reviews
The characters in this one-shot could either be Edward Cullen and Bella Swan OR Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks .....Harry Potter and Twilight
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
First night at home by Sakuar reviews
The first night Remus and Tonks spend with their newborn son Teddy as a family. First fic, please read!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
For Harry by MBP reviews
We only know what Hermione, Ron, and Ginny yelled when they saw Hagrid carrying Harry out of the forest, but what were they thinking when they saw this?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Roses and Mudbloods by Amiiix3 reviews
James sneaks up on Lily while she contemplates a rosebush, unknowingly pricking herself and shedding a drop of blood; one exactly like James's.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Little More Time by Jess Pallas reviews
DH Spoilers Was it possible to save two lives without altering history? Was it possible to given them a future twenty years after they had supposedly died? Teddy Lupin thought so...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 123,353 - Reviews: 1561 - Favs: 1,461 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Happily Ever After by Historybuff1536 reviews
Four year old, Lily Luna Potter is in need of a Fairy Tale bed time story. So Ginny tells her the best one she from her own life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Only The Good Die Young by SiriuslyinLOVEwithProngs reviews
Lily wasn't the only Potter writing to Sirius before they died. James was too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2008 - James P., Sirius B.
James Potter, Time Travel Extraordinaire by paperpencil reviews
James Potter I finds himself flung forward in time to Hogwarts in the time of his grandchildren. The future is a strange and unpleasant place.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 11/19/2007 - Published: 11/3/2007 - James P.
Voldemort the Happy Bunny by BandGeek58407 reviews
While going to check on a Horcrux, Voldemort takes a wrong turn and gets trapped in a super cheery parallel universe. Can the Dark Lord take the happiness? [Oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Voldemort - Complete
The Tales of a Best Man by siriusly klutzy reviews
At James and Lily's wedding reception, Sirius gives his best man speech.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Unknown Quotients by RealityCheckBounced89 reviews
Lily Evans must have slipped me a love potion. A look inside the mind of a fairly confused Marauder.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
10 Things by touchtheskyx reviews
[OneShot] Lily and James turn their love hate relationship into a game. And both of them are reluctant to lose.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Letters Lead to Love by Ruby4 reviews
Lily and James have been writing to each other with fake names ever since fourth year.They made a promise not to meet till sixth year...why haven't they even ran into each other at Hogwarts?Oh but they have and they hate each other!AUish!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 160,722 - Reviews: 1760 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 10/27/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Hazel Eyes Found The Green by unique.normality reviews
This is a story of how Lily and James Potter came to be. Ever wonder what happened between Lily realizing her feelings for James to them getting married? How she went from thinking he was a pigheaded git to loving him? Here is what I think happened! 1
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Loving Lupin by x.BadWolfRose.x reviews
a oneshot set on what happened after the scene in the Hospital wing at the end of Book six. Tonks has just argued with Lupin about their feelings in front of everyone. disclaimer i own none of the characters or place names
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Son of a Marauder by madamwolf reviews
DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS! Oneshot. Harry talks to Teddy about his father.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Til Death Do Us Part by CaptainRaz reviews
A RemusTonks Deathly Hallows Fic. MAJOR SPOILERS
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Dear Charlie by Jemmz reviews
Claire, devestated by Charlie's death writes him one final farewell letter.
Lost - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Charlie, Claire - Complete
Mischief Managed by Acelinn reviews
Fred and George meet their idols, the infamous Marauders of Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/28/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Twenty One Reasons by Acelinn reviews
Lily Evans writes a certain list, which, to her shock and horror, is then found by the bane of her existence, James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Oof! Ouch! by sinsss reviews
Oneshot. Sirius wants to have fun. James wants Lily, and Lily? She wants James to choke on dishwasher soap. JamesLily
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,655 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/19/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
101 Responses To 'Go Out With Me, Evans' by Dudette13 reviews
All the way from 'No' to 'Yes', with 99 others in between. Because we all know that Lily would've liked to be original from time to time... There should be a question mark behind 'Evans'... R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 71 - Published: 12/6/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Lily Potter? by My Insolence reviews
Lily had just finished the reading when Professor McGonagall spoke. “There seems to be a mistake. I was aware of a Lily Evans in my class, but not a Lily Potter.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/16/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
If Only We Could Be Squids by Hazelmist reviews
Kind of a Prequel to Ill Fight For You. Heather Moon has a chat with the Giant Squid, about men, relationships and a clueless, completely unromantic Daniel Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2006 - OC, OC - Complete
Hey Juliet by Lady Knight19 reviews
Complete. James, determined to win Lily over, has come up with the perfect plan......wait, a singing competition? Was supposed to be oneshot, got a little carried away. Songfic?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 8/6/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Enharmonic by dragongirlG reviews
Lily and James didn't die on Halloween night of 1981. Waking up with no memories in a Muggle hospital and presumed dead by the wizarding world, they rebuild their lives in the Muggle world. What happens when the two worlds collide?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,969 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/5/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Green by L. Dora Willows reviews
Sirius finally understands why James’ favorite color is green. James Potter x Lily Evans. One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/10/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Kiss The Girl by LilyTilyBoo KittyKattyBoo reviews
From The Little Mermaid Kiss The Girl. James and Lily's first kiss...with singing from the great Sirius and co.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/26/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Potatoes by charmingly-holly reviews
Silly little alldialogue drabble. Ron and Hermione. Dinner. Potatoes. If I told you any more, it'd be pointless for you to read it. Rated T just to be sure.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/29/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Good Morning is an Oxymoron, Usually by charmingly-holly reviews
ONESHOT. Ginny falls into a toilet. Harry helps her out. That's how the morning started. Who knew it could get any worse? Title supposed to be Good Morning is an Oxymoron...Usually.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Internet Survey by Slytherin Girl Gryffindor Girl reviews
Harry and his fellow wizards take an Internet survey. Learn things you didn’t know about them in this story filled with laughs.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 10,681 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 10/11/2003
Ransom by dragongirlG reviews
[complete] Slight AU summer before OotP. All Jack wants is a hefty ransom for that spoilt Dudley Dursley. When he kidnaps another boy in the Dursley house along with Dudley, however, he gets a lot more than he bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,752 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/4/2004 - Published: 4/12/2003 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Laptops by GinnyPotter101 reviews
Colin Creevey's family had just inherited a lot of money so Colin decides to buy Harry, Ginny, Ron, Hermione, Neville, Luna, Lavender, Seamus, Dean, Parvati laptops. Look at what they are doing with it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/24/2003 - Published: 10/17/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Crazy and Not so Crazy Karaoke Night by Witch of the West reviews
Join the Marauders and the gang for a crazy and not-so-crazy Karaoke Night.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,191 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/19/2003 - Published: 12/24/2002 - James P., Sirius B.
Almost by dragongirlG reviews
One summer day, Dudley Dursley becomes curious about his cousin Harry's life. Will he succeed in learning more about it? Angstfic from Dudley's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/8/2003 - Published: 3/27/2003 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Movie by Mrs Grim reviews
*P* Harry Potter and friends watch the Harry Potter movie...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/28/2001 - Published: 11/23/2001 - Harry P., Draco M.
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Adam is Legally Blonde reviews
For Hufflebecks: Adam is feeling depressed over rejection from Julian. Maybe a little Legally Blonde will help him...
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
Wonderful PeopleOr maybe not so wonderful reviews
Just your average Lily/James fic. THAT'S AWESOME! SO this is my friend Bex's story and she has a great sense of humor, so you can be guaranteed that this story will be worth your while. R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P.
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