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You've chosen to enter the dragons den...
What may await you is your fiery death...
As you creep into the lair you hear a whisper...
You draw your weapon as a massive shadow looms ahead...
Coming closer...You hear a whisper...
It's alright because...
You are ready to fight off the beast as you grip your weapon tightly...
"I GOT COOKIES!!!!! CHOCOLATE CHIP AND SUGAR SUCKA!!!!"
...What the hell?
I go by what I am...BlackDragonFlame. Atleast, I like to think of it that way.
I guess it's time for self introduction?
HOME: I don't really have a home. I wander around the land, no, not because I choose to. Simply because dark beasts and stalkers like to follow me and kill people I like...so I tend to shy away from staying somewhere...NOT LIKE I NEED SLEEP. No, I'm perfectly fine over here on a rooftop balcony! Anyways, I'm actually VERY friendly and like meeting new people. As long as they can defend themselves from whatever evil monster decides to show up randomly. Don't ask me. I hate it as much as you do.
WORK: I take the time to work in secret agencies...assasination missions, secret agent spying, undercover, the like. As long as I get money to live off of.
PERSONAL INFO: I'm a brunette and everyday is a bad hair day for me? I don't have many friends and I roam around a lot? I've not exactly been normal all my life and bad stuff happens around me. And I like cats. Large fat fuzzy cats...
Free time?...: Does having to kill monsters and the like count? I don't really have time to shop or anything...I don't even usually have time to take a nap, depending on the situation.
Likes: Drawing, Reading, Training, running, flying, fighting monsters, and eating chocolate sundaes.
Dislikes: Stalkers, Apocalyptic situations, No windows in a room, Persistent stalkers, Ignorance, and clowns.
I want to write some self inserts, because I'VE TRIED to do Canon character based Fics, OC's, and the like and I can't do it for the life of me. So I think I'll start doing self inserts? Besides modeling a character after yourself is going to be easier making it more realistic
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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
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BOLD WHAT'S HAPPENED TO YOU.
No, spellcheck, that's my name, not a misspelling...
Trying not to cough when you're in a room full of silent people
-SNEEZE- "Bless you." -SNEEZE- "Bless you." -SNEEZE- "DUDE?!?!?!?!?!"
I forgot your name, so I'm waiting for somebody to say it...
-Calls name- "Yes, Mom..." -no answer- "YES!" -no answer- Screw that, I'm not getting up...
I hate when you have a perfect day, but then one thing ruins it all
Letting the phone ring so the person doesn't think your ignoring them...
Just because my best friend isn't my gender doesn't mean we like each other!
Acting like you can't hear someone when you have headphones on
Thank you music, for being there when no one else was...
I hate it when people flirt with the person I like
Hersheys, Jolly Ranchers, and every other candy you can think of
I studied it like, 3 minutes ago, how did I forget the answer?
Switching tabs when someone's watching you on the computer
I actually text "uhhhhh..." or "hmmm..." when I'm thinking of something to say
I hate when you wake up when the best part of the dream is about to happen!
The one person you see EVERYWHERE...but don't know their name
Actually, your wrong. The bell DOES dismiss us. Sorry.
I hate hearing my voice after being recorded. It's so awkward!
Medicine heals the body. Music heals the soul.
Ooooooooh, That sounds a bit harsh, I better put "lol" on the end of it
Whenever I see someone check the time, I check too
"Must be 3-7 sentences" Yeah, I'm only writing 3...
Whenever I can't find something, it just magically appears when my mom looks
Doing something weird, then noticing someone watching you
"Can I cut you?" -- "No, but you can back cut me."
Every year, I realize how stupid I was the year before
Meeting new people who you instantly get along with
Walking with your friend and randomly pushing them into someone/something
The doctor said I had multiple personalities...but we don't believe her
I filled out an application that said, "In Case Of Emergency Notify". I wrote "A Doctor"... What's my mother going to do?!
if you could read my mind, you would need therapy.
WOW! Did you see the size of them muffins on New Moon? they were HUGE! I want one!
"YES, WERE FINALLY LEAVING!"--"Oh no, Mom ran into a friend..."
"Haha, that was funny... -friend says something-...You killed it."
I bought a bag of chips, not half a bag of air!
Hi, I wasted a very long time liking you
They say HATE is a strong word, but they throw around LOVE like it's nothing
When you make NO sense at all, but your best friend completely understands
A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feeling...
If the sour patch dude cut off my hair, I would throw him across the room
Why do we have to be quiet during a fire drill? Will the fire hear us?
"PUT THE PHONE AWAY!" Chill, it's a phone, not a gun...
The instant heart attack you get when you slip, but don't fall over
Me and my friend laugh, stop, stare at each other, then laugh again!!
I hate that feeling when I get so aggravated, I feel like crying
Of course I flinched! You almost punched me in the face!!
Oh great, now that song's stuck in my head and I only know one line...
Struggling so hard to open something, then spotting the "tear here" sign
Turning the music up so loud in your headphones, your in another world
Wait, are you talking to me? I just blanked out.
I LUV THE WEEKEND, MUSIC, SUMMER & SLEEP
I hate waking up during a good dream and it won't come back!
I HATE MONDAYS!!
Back in 1st grade where putting your head down was a punishment
Teacher: "Put your earphones away." Me: "What? Sorry, I can't hear you!"
Yes, I am aware we look stupid, but at least we're having fun...unlike you.
When you drink water with mint gum in your mouth and it seems colder :)
Getting comfortable on the couch, then seeing the remote is one the other side
Putting on a fake smile, so you don't have to explain why your unhappy
I Hate when My Best Friend Isn't at School
Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday?!
Forgetting what you were going to do a second ago
When someone says "Guess what?", I never guess, I just say "What?"
"The dude with the dreads and the Northface." -- "You just described half the school."
Mon ]; - Tues :(- Wed :/ Thurs :) Fri :D Sat (. )\m/ - Sun (-_-)
Saying "Nobody saw that." when you do something stupid
You think dance isn't a sport, I'd like to see you try it
"Oh my you've grown." Well, yes...that tends to happen...
DUDE! We got the exact same answers, how did you get a higher grade?
It's funny how fast you wake up when you realize you've overslept
"Sub: "Does your normal teacher let you do this?" Students: "Yes..."
Your parents are nice." "You should see them when your not here..."
Reading something over and over again and not being able to process it
Reading texts half asleep...and it's like looking into the sun
Moving slowly at night hoping your parents don't hear you...
After every good movie trailer I lean over and say "I wanna see that."
"Just go ask!!" "Okay, can you come with me??"
I WANNA PLAY A MASSIVE HIDE&SEEK GAME IN MY SCHOOL AT MIDNIGHT :D
"Is there gonna be food?" "Yeah.." "Okay, then I'm coming..
That plan worked sooooooo much better in my head
"GET UP." "I AM UP." -goes back to sleep-
I hate when you zone out and accidentally stare at someone
Re-discovering music you used to love
The feeling you get when the bell rings on the last day of school
Not remembering whether it happened in a dream or real life
"Can I see your phone?" "...Hang on." -deletes messages-
Taking a test and thinking "A,D,C,B,C,C,C,C...That CAN'T be right."
1st day of school: I'm so excited! 1 week later: When are the holidays?
I hate when your super excited about something and everything goes wrong
If the schools on fire, I'm running, not walking. Just so you know
"-Text sending- NOO WRONG PERSON, CANCEL!! Too late :(
Thinking someone's ignoring you...then you realize you forgot to write back
All the snow made me realize how much I love summer
When a teacher calls on you thinking you weren't listening and you OWN them
When a teacher disses a student and the class goes "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
The feeling you get when you wake up on the first day of summer
I use my phone as a flashlight and hit random buttons to keep it lit
"Hey, did you do the homework?" "WAIT, WE HAD HOMEWORK?!"
Your in a good mood, one little thing happens, and BAM...bad mood
HURRY UP AND PASS OUT THE TEST BEFORE I FORGET EVERYTHING!!!!!
When my teacher says "Study.", I say "NO HOMEWORK!!"
"Is there something you would like to share with the class?" No, that's why I'm whispering...
"Did you read?" "No. You?" "No." "Please clear your desks..." WE'RE SCREWED
I stare off into space and realize I'm staring at some random person...awkward...
5% battery left and you run like a ninja to get your charger!
Telling inanimate objects to STAY when they look like their gonna fall
There is at least one person I can never stay mad at no matter how hard I try
It FEELS like 20 minutes have gone by in class. It's ONLY been 2.
When you walk in late and everyone stares at you
I hate when I'm expecting a text, my phone vibrates, and it's someone else
"Thank you, Captain Obvious." "You welcome, Lieutenant Sarcasm"
When I'm the only one awake at night and I hear a noise...I completely freeze
I Wish I Could Record My Dreams And Watch Them Later
If there's a fire at school, who's actually gonna stay quiet and walk? (we ALL agree on this...)
I Love The Kid That Makes The Classroom Fun By Arguing With The Teacher
Mom/Dad were in public...don't...don't do that...
I Wish Some Of My Dreams We're Real
Pulling gum out in school is like pulling out crack at a rehab center
It Takes Skill to Trip Over Flat Surfaces
I didn't fall, I attacked the floor...
"Go to your room." "Oh, you mean the place with my Laptop, iPod, Cell, and T.V? Okay."
Okay, so I kinda, sorta, MAYBE like you more than I originally planned
If that one little thing had/hadn't happened, things would be so different now
Hey, headphone, wanna NOT fall outta my ear?
"Sit down, class isn't over yet!" -bell rings- Haha, screw you
When I was little, you were the bomb if your shoes lit up
"Mom, I don't need a jacket." "Holy crap it's cold out."
Hate when I get in trouble and my parents tell the ENTIRE FAMILY!!
"We're watching a video today." YES!! "Here's your answer sheet." UGH.
I love when I find money I forgot about!!
"Can I copy your homework?" "Yeah, but I don't know if their right." "I don't care."
That 1 song in your iPod that plays real loud and scares the crap out of you
I always wonder what your thinking when you stare at me...
Teachers call it "the bathroom", we call it "I'm bored, I'm leaving"
I wish my friends houses were connected to mine via secret tunnel
WHERE IS MY...oh, never mind, it's in my hand
Please don't pick me, please don't pick me, please don't pick...aww crap
Thinking Of Everything You've Done When Your Parents Say "Come Here Now!"
Paper beats rock? Okay, I'll throw a rock at you and you'll defend yourself with paper
"Hey can I have a sip?" "Sure." -GLUG GLUG GLUG- "Dude, what the heck?"
Being obnoxious with your friends and not caring what others think
I make plans THEN ask my parents
I don't care if there's a fridge full of food, THERE'S NOTHING TO EAT!!
"I hate you." "Awww, I love you too."
Anyone notice that "studying" is like "student" and "dying" put together?
I remember when everyone wanted to be the line leader in kindergarten
Randomly smiling when you think of a funny memory
The kid that always yells in the middle of class "OMG IT'S SNOWING!!"
"So what do you wanna do?" "I dunno, what do you wanna do?" "I dunno, what do you wanna do?" "Dude, we've turned into Spongebob and Patrick."
I wish I could just click the "Back" button in real life...sometimes
"Close the door!" -leaves door cracked- "OMG, ALL THE WAY!!"
I don't know, google it
When your busy, everyone LOVES to text you...when your bored...nothing...
We Act Like It's A Secret Drug Deal when Someone's Just Giving Us Gum
"What would happen if there was no music?" "Dude, we'd all have gone psycho."
I Call Gatorades By Their Color, Not Their Name
I hate when teachers give us work over break, it's called break for a reason
I Love Google, It's Like The Brain I Never Got :)
Password Error -types again- Password Error -types again- Password Error "WHAT THE...oh, caps lock is on."
You give one person gum and everyone within 10 miles is your best friend
"I was blown away when I realized OK looked like a sideways person
I was even more blown away when I realized QK looked like a sideways ninja
Laying in bed at night thinking about EVERYTHING
Oh Google, you always seem to know what I mean to spell...
Why can I do it PERFECTLY until I go show someone?
Never Enough Cookie Dough In Cookie Dough Ice Cream!!
"What if Google didn't exist?" "Man we would all be screwed."
I really wanna talk to you, but I get paranoid and think I annoy you
I tell a funny story. No one laughs...IT WAS FUNNY WHEN IT HAPPENED OKAY?!
"Can I ask you something?" "Sure." "Oh, never mind..." NOOO TELLL MEEEE!!!!!
FAKING SICK FROM SCHOOL: WE ALL DO IT OR DID IT ;)
Missing someone and wondering if they miss you too
DORA THE BANANA TREE IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU; YOU CALL YOURSELF A EXPLORER?!
Listening to a certain song over and over again :D
Friday, last period, 2 minutes to go til the bell rings...BEST FEELING EVER!! :)
Walking in a room and forgetting why you entered
Saying "Oh!" like you get it...but you have no idea :)
As soon as the headphones are in, I'm in my own little world...
I love it when I find a song that matches my exact mood :)
"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the heck is drinking my freakin’ soda"
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
My personality test
You are constantly coming up with new ideas. For you, the world as it exists is just a jumping-off place; what's going on inside your mind is often more interesting than what's going on outside.
You don't feel that the road to success is to be a realist and stick to the program; you never stop yourself from coming up with new ideas or telling the world what you're thinking about.
You like to get to the bottom of things. You're not content knowing what someone did; you want to know why they did it.
You don't simply take things as they are and move on; you're not content skimming along on the surface; you don't feel you're wasting time by digging for the meaning of things.
You believe things will turn out fine even if they don't go precisely according to plan. As far as you're concerned, it's not the end of the world if a project falls short of perfection.
You don't feel compelled to dot every "i" and cross every "t."
You are in touch with your emotions, and sometimes you react before you think. The good news: you don't tamp down your feelings. The bad news: you sometimes say or do things that you later wish you could take back.
You do not live your life on an even keel; you do not go for long periods without experiencing some mood swings.
You like your own company; you're a very interesting person. Tracking your own mental processes, knowing what you're thinking and why you do what you do, is important to you. Often, what's going on in your mind is more compelling than what's going on outside. For the most part, those with a high score on the "introspective" trait enjoy reading, taking long walks, learning new things, and other solitary activities.
You are not someone who is constantly looking to be among a group of friends; you never feel bored when you are by yourself.
You are a private person, not very comfortable in a big group, and view excessive socializing as a waste of time.
You not prefer hanging out with others to spending time alone; you do not tend to feel at home in a crowded room, club, stadium, or auditorium.
You are willing to take the time to find out what's going on with other people, especially if they're in distress. You're a good listener, you don't criticize, and you offer unbiased, respectful, honest advice when it's requested. With a high score on the "understanding" trait, it is likely that you are enthusiastic about charitable work, helping others, and making the world a better place.
You don't feel the need to impose your standards on others or say things that, even though true, cause pain.
You tend to be a "glass half-empty" kind of person, which for you is simply a realistic outlook. Your feeling is that this world can be a depressing place, and only a fool would think otherwise.
You do not waste your time searching for the silver lining in every cloud, nor do you believe it's your job to cheer up the people around you with happy talk.
You come up with a lot of ideas; if one doesn't work out, there's always another waiting in the wings. You often have interesting solutions to difficult problems. You're practically a one-person brainstorming session.
You are less interested changing the world than in dealing with things as they are. Unlike those who spend all their time trying to solve problems, you prefer to zero in on things that work and stick with them.
You appreciate art, beauty, and design; you know that they are not superficial but absolutely crucial to living the good life. You have good taste, and you're proud of it. Those with a high score on the "aesthetic" trait are often employed in literary or artistic professions, enjoy domestic activities — doing things around the house — and are enthusiastic about the arts, reading, and travel.
You don't think it's pretentious to be moved by art and beauty. You're not one of those who believe it doesn't matter what something looks like as long as it does its job.
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