Pennhothwen
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Joined 03-17-02, id: 186071, Profile Updated: 06-28-10
Author has written 7 stories for StarTrek: Voyager, Lord of the Rings, and Chronicles of Narnia.

Hi guys! First of all, I want to thank you all for the years of reviews, both criticism and kind words alike. It's helped me become a better writer to get constructive feedback, and knowing there are people who want to read what I've written has been a great motivation.

Everything posted here was written and then either completed or abandoned at least seven years ago. I am sorry to say this, but it is extremely unlikely that I will ever finish the Jude & Icheb story (now entitled 'Where We Began') or Weakness. I actually feel that they stand as they are (especially Weakness) so I've marked them as completed. I apologize to everyone who wanted me to write more on those stories, but real life has intervened in an extremely destructive manner for a VERY long time, and I've lost all trace of where I might have taken either of those storylines. Also,I must admit that since the show ended, I have fallen off a bit in my Voyager fandom, and I have forgotten many details that, once upon a time, my brain contained at the ready. I would not want to do poor justice to the Star Trek universe by generalizing or making up a bunch of random stuff, especially since I did so well utilizing canonical details back when I wrote these. Well, most of the time, anyway; Jude is a Mary-Sue if ever there was one, although I dare say she's a bit more tolerable than most. (That's another reason I am unlikely to finish said story; I am far too jaded by Mary Sues now to ever feel good about writing one.)

I cannot say for certain if I will return to posting on ff.net, but it is your reviews and love over the years that have pulled me back tonight to review my stories, fix a few things and rewrite my profile to be at least marginally up-to-date. Thank you again for all your kind words and for your willingness to read my blatherings in the first place. I am always amazed that people still read my stuff here, but there you are, despite my years of silent absence. Thanks.

It may or may not comfort you to know that I have certainly continued to write, although it is not fanfiction and thus cannot (I think! under the current TOS?) be posted on ff.net. I have managed to publish a chapbook of my poetry, about which I'm quite happy. Hopefully there will be more publishing in my future. If there is, I'll certainly let you all know, and you can go out and peruse my original works, too, if that is of interest.

I wish you all happy reading. Be well.

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Land of Light and Shadows by Thundera Tiger reviews
Eomer, Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli journey south into Harad. Politics, abductions, assassinations, battles...life as usual. Chapter 38: The race to Haradhur begins! But not without a few false starts...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 290,691 - Reviews: 1244 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/4/2005 - Published: 11/27/2001 - Aragorn, Eomer, Gimli, Legolas
Time by Clarenova reviews
Glorfindel: Elf reborn and elf plauged. Ren: Young human, not really old enough. What with Silmarilli reappearing after an Age and one Oath of Feanor reawakened, how will Arda cope? Even the Valar don't know. Huge AU, humour, no romance, has plot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 39 - Words: 53,795 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/19/2004 - Published: 6/13/2002 - Glorfindel
What Grima would say by Sunsong reviews
R is for the first chapter. Rape, etc. It's 'would' as in 'wants to' say, not 'would' as in 'will' say. I've tried to keep Grima IN CHARACTER! This is an autobiography attempt. I've also tried to avoid slang. Saruman included. Etc.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,722 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/30/2004 - Published: 9/17/2002
Love Conquers All by AraKitten reviews
A moving tale of how Hermione and Professor Snape discovered their love for one another. Revised.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/13/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Entling by Thalia Weaver reviews
This is a story using some neglected- and beautiful- parts of the canon. The child of a strange union must fulfill her destiny and make a terrible choice. (Erg. I stink at summaries...)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,433 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/13/2003 - Published: 5/10/2002
ANTIDEPRESSANT FUNNESS! by randomwriter96 reviews
*CHAPTER 39 is here* A sillyfic! Pippin and Merry trying to lose weight. Legolas has narcissm problems. Aragorn's unloved. Gandalf's on Viagra. Frodo's an isolationist. Sam and Gimli appear sporadically. Bor's kind of dead. It's craziness really.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 51,179 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/18/2003 - Published: 3/17/2002
All In A Day's Work by NeedleOfDeath reviews
Shada and Thalia, intrepid PPC Agents, dive headfirst into the nether realm of LotR badfic. Warning: excessive usage of the color green.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,364 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/5/2003
The Mary Sues' Strike Back! by Millikov reviews
What happens when a whole horde of Mary Sues' gets dropped into Middle-earth? You don't want to know. Or do you? -Updated: chp 13-
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,505 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/28/2003 - Published: 8/19/2002 - Gimli, Sauron
Lord of the Horror: Mary Sue Exposition by Wen Quendalie reviews
Mary Sues are a plague. What will the characters do when faced with an unimaginable horror? My apologies to those who like them.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,636 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 3/31/2003 - Published: 2/17/2003
Against the Dying of the Light by Millikov reviews
Written for a Competition--"Write the Prologue to the Continuation of The Lord of the Rings". This is my attempt. Feedback and Constructive Criticism appreciated. -Complete-
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,730 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/4/2003 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
The Bedside Reflections of Bell Gamgee by oselle reviews
Sam's mother is called upon to look after Frodo, who has fallen ill not long after moving to Bag End.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,606 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/25/2003 - Published: 1/2/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
QPhoria by Clez reviews
(SUSPENDED... again... sorry :(!) Remember the episode 'Q2? Like it? Well, then you may enjoy this little piece. Someone pays Voyager a visit, but what do they want? R&R please :) Thanks. WIP
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,177 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/12/2002 - Published: 9/17/2002
Shieldsmaiden of Ithilien by Serinde reviews
Updated again. Finally. Faramir’s daughter, Isilmë, is content living in her birthplace of Ithilien for a time, but comes to long for Minas Tirith. She forsakes her homeland, but will she ever make it to the White City?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,503 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/10/2002 - Published: 3/19/2002 - Eowyn, Faramir
Lord of The Sporks by The Spork Ladies reviews
"In a drunken stupor, the dark lord Sauron made something...unnatural." *Chapter 20 is now up*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,649 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/1/2002 - Published: 1/30/2002
Elfsong by Lynliss reviews
Nimoë is an apprentice of Galadriel, tasked to accompany the Fellowship from Lothlorien, disguised as a man, and keep the company whole. When she fails in her task, she must join the fight to save Middle Earth, using her unique skills as a healer. Legolas/OC. COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 92,561 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/23/2002 - Published: 12/27/2001 - Legolas - Complete
PPC: Special Sue Unit by PPC SSU reviews
In cases where all others reach for their bleach, Skuld and Cass go in to deal with the worst of Sues.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,738 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/16/2002
Of Meanderings and Messages by Drew Marigold reviews
Calen Gaimil left home with her uncles in search of adventure. They did not expect to find one that would sweep them up and leave them changed forever. - This is NOT a 10th member fic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,316 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 11/8/2002 - Published: 8/26/2002
The Trip by Angaavariel reviews
A girl trips and finds herself in Middle-earth, but she thinks she been drugged and dumped somewhere in rural Quebec. She wants to go home, and these French midgets are really freaking her out!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,610 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2002
Mary Sue, Sue Mary and the Broken Plot Continuum by Nath reviews
Mary Sue and Sue Mary finally dared to go to Middle Earth now the original PPC were no longer hunting their kind. A wise decision?!? - Completed (minor edits 30/04/2003)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,096 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 7/14/2002 - Published: 5/12/2002 - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3059 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
Bagenders by Lady Alyssa reviews
*NEW EPISODE* 2001 (in an AU) and the now immortal Fellowship are living in the house-share from hell. Now with 3 non plot-defining random slashy interludes. Random Dent would like to point out she actually exists.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,974 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/27/2002 - Published: 1/6/2002
Overcompensation by Shauna1 reviews
Gimli, Glorfindel and Gandalf start a war, throw a party, and search desperately for Mary Sue, but not necessarily in that order.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,451 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/30/2002 - Published: 4/28/2002 - Gimli, Gandalf
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Weakness reviews
Can Tom resolve the inner conflict that torments him? Paris/Kim. *SLASH*
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2002 - T. Paris, H. Kim - Complete
The Fantastic Saga of SNAOL! reviews
By permission of Camilla Sandman, creator of OFUM. Collaborative effort of many SNAOL members: the Sisterhood of Not-As-Obvious Lusters. Come along with us as we drool over Lust Objects and try in vain to avoid the minis! ***NOTE: Membership is CLOSED.***
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,061 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/12/2002 - Published: 6/24/2002
He Sleeps reviews
Frodo’s thoughts, believing he must leave for Mordor without Sam. A *tiny* little ficlet, you've been warned, it's short!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2002 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
narnia tonite reviews
A tiny little poem I wrote one March night after walking home through a Rochester, NY spring snowfall. (Note: spelling and grammar intentionally subject to poetic license)
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/11/2002
No One Touches Him reviews
Takes place after "Chute". Will Tom and Harry ever tell each other how they really feel? P/K. Slash. PG13. Finished!
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,481 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/21/2002 - Published: 4/20/2002 - H. Kim, T. Paris
Icheb poem: untitled reviews
Hey, it's an original poem about our favorite Brunali. :) PG to be on the safe side. Try it, you'll like it, not too long, and it doesn't rhyme! Reviews are nice to get... :)
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/4/2002 - Icheb
Where We Began reviews
Jude Dala, crew-woman aboard the starship Voyager, finds that a certain Brunali ex-Borg is not as inaccessible as she once believed. formerly 'Jude and Icheb'
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,476 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2002 - Icheb - Complete