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(Hey you HAVE to read this out loud to get the FULL effect)
Hi we are actually 2 people (K AND K hint hint)
no not Siamese twins (hee hee)
we are XTRA (terrestrial) hyper cuz its like 10 at night on a Sunday (shut up conscience) (yes we are going to go to school tomorrow!)
we shall (lolz) be writing (weird... demented... any other adjective that you can pull out of your...ass) (shut up conscience AGAIN) stories later on.
Now we have to go cuz we have to sleep ya know (and because the other K (kake) is snorting while laughing and we keep laughing for absolutely no reason) (we even laughed at that while i read this whole thing out loud to see how it sounded) (we are even laughing while we write these stupid little () thing-a-ma-bobbers lolz :D)
(btw sorry that these stupid () things keep interrupting)
(OHHHH sorry again)
(okay were done now)
and here's the other K (kake)(the one that keeps snorting) Hehe!
HI!! ...sorry couldn't think of what to write there (and no I'm not the stupid K) HEY! (sorry) I just have to say i have a few stories up my sleeve (so beaware) (yes i do know it is spelt wrong) and I will be posting a story soon and need you guys help. PLeeeazze! =(
hey its the OTHER (awesomer) K and when Kake was writing beaware she paused at bea- and i thought to myself what the hell is she going to get from bea? when I voiced my thoughts she said BEANS!! lolz thought i should share that with the wonderful (you cant be awesome that's my thing) people that decided to read this stupid thing :)
F.Y.I. whenever we write something (if you haven't figured this out already) she will be in bold and i will be normal (yeah right!) writing.
love (or lerve... inside joke) you wonderful readers/writers (more props to the writers... sorry readers), we will write when we can and Kakes and I go to the same school so we will pondering many thoughts and writing what we can!
bye bye BYE! =D P.S. You can stop reading out loud now if you wanna( and if u weren't go back and read it again JK!= ). P.S.S. What does P.S. mean anyway??(I'm serious what does it stand for? Please if you know tell me or I may never know. Sad huh? )
hey its me again and i think someone once told me that P.S. stands for post script... is that right?
anyways I'm over at Kake's house again and its like freaking 4:45 i the morning (WE HAVE MONSTER!!) you should be TERRIFIED! lmao
anyways yeah i have nothing else to say here... yeah... hopefully a story will be up in the next month (that's our goal it's not promised though)
RANDOM QUOTES FROM US AND FRIENDS (AKA the weird ass shit that comes out of our mouths that we thought was funny and desided to share it)
OMJW two rapists cars(white vans that have few windows)!! ... Tres!! ... FOUR!! ... four is the number of death... 4= 1+3... 1...3... 13...B...BB... gasp Death Note!! we burst into laughter Why yes I did just make the connection of rapists and anime characters in the span of 10 seconds =P -Kat (yeah, I did all the talking but Kake laughed with me)
(At Kake) 'congradumalations you just single handedly ruined a perfectly good curse word (that ill still use and then shudder about after)' -again done by Kat on MSN
THATS WHAT S/HE SAID WALL!! (and yes we did steal that from someone)
Does it really go up that high? -Kat
RANDOM FUNNY/ OTHER COMMENTS:
If you lost the game, copy and paste this on your profile. (I fell for that... thrice!!).. DAMNIT!!
I understand how rock can beat scissors. And I get how scissors can beat paper. But how the hell can paper beat rock?! What paper is suppose to magically wrap itself around rock? Well, why can't paper do this to scissors? Actually screw scissors! Why cant paper do this to people?Why aren't there pieces of collage ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they try to take notes? THEY CAN'T! You know why? Because paper can't beat shit. So whenever I play rock, paper, scissors, I always choose rock. Then when someone claims to have beaten' with paper. I punch them with my already clenched fist and when I break their nose I say, "Oh. I'm sorry I thought that paper would protect you. Bitch!"
Always forgive your enemies-nothing annoys them so much.
If pain is beauty I must be fucking gorgeous.
Life isnt passing me by, its trying to run me over.
WIWAVS-wishing i was a vampire syndrome.(yea)
If at first you dont succeed, cheat, repeat untill caught, then lie.
I live in a world of rainbows,hearts,bunnies,and unicorns. The rainbow is only in shades of grey and black. The hearts are broken and bleeding. The bunnies are acting all emo again and the unicorns are cutting themselves with their horns. . . all in all its my perfect life.
I used to be normal untill i met the freaks I call my friends.
They say "Guns dont kill people, people kill people". Well I think guns help. If you stood there with a pointed finger and yelled "bang" I dont think you would kill many people.
Right now i'm having amnesia and deja-vu at the same time. I think i've forgotten this before.
Some people are like slinkies. . . they're not good for anything but its fun to watch them fall down the stairs.
SAVE THE EARTH. It's the only planet with chocolate.(Hell yes!)
Who ever said "Nothing was impossible" obviously never tried slamming a revolving a door.
All tresspassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
Emmett Cullen: stronger than you since 1916 (MINEEEEEE!!)
Jasper hale: charming ladies since 1843 (and he's MINE!)
Alice Cullen:quirkier than you since 1901
Rosalie Hale:better than you since 1916
Edward Cullen:hotter and spicier than you since 1901
Bella Swan: luckyer (not) than you since 1990
TEAM ROSALIE: because deep down we all think she's awesome.
TEAM JASPER: because he can snap at me anytime. (raises eyebrows and evily smiles)
TEAM ESME: because she's the coolest mother ever.
TEAM EMMETT: because we all love a guy with muscles. (Hell YEA!)
TEAM EDWARD: because we wish all guys were this perfect. (oh nooo!!) (I agree)
TEAM CARLISLE: because all doctors should be this hot.
TEAM BELLA: because she's Edward's girl. (sucks for her lol)
TEAM ALICE: because seeing things before they happen rocks.
They laugh because I'm different. . . I laugh because they are all the same.
Procrastinators unite. . . tomorrow.
1 out of 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends if its not them its you. (but its all of us!!)
You cry i cry,
You hurt i hurt,
You jump off a bridge,
I get a paddle boat and save your sorry ass!
I love you, but if zombies chase after us, I'm tripping you.
Dont run in school, gliding is more fun.
When it rains on my party I burst out my slip 'n' slide.
Apparently 1 in 5 people are chinese, there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or dad, my older brother Ian, or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu, but i think its Ian. (hehehe)
Smile and the whole world will smile with you, laugh and they'll all think you're on drugs. (lolz i kno right!)
When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.
Smiles and tears, giggles and laughs, late night calls and cute photographs, I'll be there for you till da day of my death, besties forever till my very last breath.
If con is the opposite of pro, is congress the opposite of progress?
I ran with scissors and lived!(That would be a great acomplishment for me, glad I haven't tried!) (same)
When it hurts to look back and you are scared to look ahead, look beside you and I will be there.
Before you reply you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.
My favorite word is sarcasm.
I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.
I dont suffer from insanity i enjoy every minute of it.
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
Why are the Force and duct tape the same?-
I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?(That is soooo me, it's not even funny!) (i thought it was kinda funny xD)
Make love not war!
QUOTES (by other people):
"I know water doesn't bite! What a stupid thing to say! Water doesn't have to bite you! You drown in it you moron!" -Stewie Griffin
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
Die, v.: To stop sinning suddenly. -Elbert Hubbard
"The only limitation you will ever have is the limitation of your own thinking."
'Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain!'
"cuz it's a guilty pleasure deciding whether you were ever mine or not but the truth's apparent that you weren't ever mine to start." -Hit the Lights (band)
HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG! POST THIS IF YOU THINK SO!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus and
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
If you love your dad, post this on your profile
If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels
If you've ever had a random laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D :P
If you like Twilight, copy and paste onto your profile. (I love Twilight)
If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.
My friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.
If you are always pressing one button when you mean to press another, copy this onto your profile. (MKS!! i.e. Moving Key Syndrome ~we made that up one day when we kept typing to fast and spelled things wrong lol~)
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, Haruko-Uzumaki, Heza-chan x3, totalnarutofangirl85, Kakashi Forever, Rin Saizuchi, Passionette, K 'n' K Productions
If you have no life, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are one of those few people who actually want to stay a child, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you enjoy copy-and-pasting things into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If the majority of your free time is spent reading manga, watching anime, playing video games or writing fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tried to go into the backyard and ran into the glass door that you didn't see, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this in your profile.
If Fanfiction is to you like MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance that you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. (3 times now 12-31-09) (NEW MOON! I kno you all think we're demented for laughing at the part when Edward leaves, but... DID YOU NOT HEAR THE PERVERTEDNESS!! lol. "I'm coming."says Bella. "I don't want you to come." Edward says angrily.)
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this into your profile.(MKS, man it scuks)
If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don’t have a problem with bisexuals, copy and paste this into your profile
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you have ever stayed up past 5:00 in the morning just because you friggin' could, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it copy and paste this to your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.
I don't care what people think of me. If you live life that freely, let the world know and copy this into your profile!
I'm crazy. So what? If you're crazy and proud, copy this into your profile!
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Light Dragon SunsSong, Neassa, Kimiko, Ocean's Nocturne of the COCA, luvablenerd, whitestar091, roxasxnamine4evr Passionette, K 'n' K Productions
If you are really random, copy this into your profile.
93 of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 who would ask, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.
If you rarely to never take anything seriosly, copy this into your profile.
If you are a tomboy, and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
OK just so you kno and aren't confuzzled when you read this BOLD is Kake, if its both of us is underlined and if its just me ill just put a K in () things like this (K)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be annorexic.
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