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Author has written 3 stories for Kuroshitsuji, and Harry Potter.
Konichiwa~ I am the very Mad Alice-chan that you all love and are slightly afraid of.
About My amazingly long profile-
About what you think of it.
~Allo Mah Readers~_
Ciao. What I advise you to do right now is run crazily in the opposite direction, screaming like a little girl.
Ok, so if you haven't done so yet, then this is a little something about me for you to read.
My Name: Alice...or if you wanted to refer me to what my close friends call me, it's Cain.
My ALIAS: BlackAliceButterfly
I am currently sipping tea, staring at the damn computer, and crazily singing " London Bridge is falling down" under my breath.
What you need to know about me is I cannot live without my iPod, because it is my therapy. Therapy for the Crazy person, that ish...But anyway. I Like dancing like no one is watching, I don't really give a ( beep!) about what people think about me, I like Reading Anime and Manga among other books, I creep all " Normal" people ( YEAH! NORMAL IS BORING!), I only trust a very, VERY few, Sugar is my Coffee, I tend to think I'm a midget ( more or less- I'm a Bloody 5'2!) I look like a mirror opposite of Light Yagami, ( Keyword: OPPOSITE!), I have " London bridge is falling down" in my system, My mind is a disturbing place to be, I see dead people, I like cussing in different languages when I'm annoyed, I'm an evil little girl in general, I can think up almost any random things- especially when I'm bored. Don't get me started- When I'm bored, I begin plotting to take over the world. So, Don't get me bored.
Favorite Food: Red Velvet Cake. and Lollipops.
Favorite Song: Danse Macabre by Camille Saint-Saens
Favorite Weather: Pouring Buckets and Howling wind.
For the ignorant, either wipe your damn nose and read my possibly shitty fanfiction or leave. I don't supply hankies, either. Now if you like the dry, sarcastic type that would sooner run to the nearest asylum than remotely come near the color pink, that would be me.
MY WALL OF AWESOME:
TheEvilMuffinToaster: Okay, this one deserves a fucking honorary award. this girl has somehow managed to put up with me for almost a year now- a year making October 2nd. she has started out my beta, still is my beta, and ended up as one of my best friends. she is an awesome, merciless bitch. I love her just the way she is, no matter how she may change or if we get into a fight. ( hopefully never going to happen. An Authoress can dream.)
Alfred Tia Jones- who doesn't have an account here: Okay, this girl has been with me through thick and thin, and frankly she's solved a lot of my personal issues with myself and others. the one and only sister I've never had. this girl had dubbed me awesome within minutes of talking to me. She deserves a place on my awesome wall thingamajig.
TheRawrinator: Aaaah. 'becca, you are an awesome Italy. I know you don't come on anymore, but I still wanted to put this up for you. you are one of the awesome. enjoy.
AnimeCrazed121: Abinormal. The one and only. the girl who has reviewed for me again and again just to bolster my faith in my stories. the girl who listens to me rant in real life and named her computer Sebastian 'cause it was black and had kitties. the quietly awesome. the one who watches me and a cosplayer Blaze ( you know what I'm talking about >D) loudly sing " Leather Pants" by littlekiriboh for an entire Mall to hear while we strike lady gaga motions, while assuming the Undertaker stance.
Underthedarkness: Skittles, you are the one and only crazy girl who is shorter than me ( not even sure how that works) and supports the Grell/Chainsaw pairing. the Cosplayer of Blaze while I am Mirror. the one who belted out leather pants with me. who in fact HAS leather pants ( Mark my words, Skittles- I WILL TAKE THEM. AND DO UNMENTIONABLE THINGS...WITH THEM...kidding. ;D) my one and only fan who've I met. My minion, too. -w-
isammie: Ahh, Sam. the girl who most likely is the sane one of the authoress troupe. the girl, who really does deserve a place on the awesome wall.
Okay now that sappy shit is over- get back to normal stuff. you know. like taking over the world.
I AM FUCKING RUSSIA, DAMNIT. I WILL MARCH AROUND IN A SCARF AND TAN TRENCHCOAT, AND YOU WILL BECOME ONE WITH ME.
ONLY ORIGINAL CHARACTERS I WILL USE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE:
Cain Mirror Xapha/Walker
Mirror/ Thorned Blackheart
QUIZ TIME, BITCHES:
1. The Undertaker ( from Kuroshitsuji)
2. Road Kamelot ( From D Grey Man)
3. Beyond Birthday ( from Death Note)
4. L Lawilet ( from Death note)
5. Allen Walker ( From D Grey Man)
6. Yuu Kanda ( From D Grey Man)
7. Ciel Phantomhive ( From Kuroshitsuji)
8. Sebastian Michellis ( From Kuroshitsuji)
9. Russia ( From Axis Powers Hetalia)
10. Prussia ( From Axis Powers Hetalia)
1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
-Looks wearily at the undertaker- Unless there are giant mutant zombies, Sebastian and Ciel making out, or a huge slice of that red velvet cake you promised, I ain't interested. and for the last time, i am not delicious when I'm sleeping. Moi does not taste like chicken, and that is the end of it. -goes back to sleep-
Number 2 asked you to go out with her?
Aww, so sweet Road. But I thought you had the hots for Lenalee..
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
...Beyond, I know I am just that sexy when I'm naked. Shoo. and if you try to "Wash" me again, you'll be missing your manhood in the morning.
4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Er. L? he's kinda got fifty bodies downstairs...Might wanna bury those first before he "Marks his claim" on your sexy panda body.
5 cooked you dinner?
6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Hmm, that bleach in his hair is coming out very nicely...Ufufufufu...
7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Already knew that. we think entirely too much alike. Hey, can I borrow some of your sexy clothes? you know, the ones that you make Sebastian have nosebleeds with?
8 got into the hospital somehow?
Mirror, I told you not to give him that toffee...
9 made fun of you?
Russia is my bitch, fuck it. if he made fun of me, he'd have to do the cha cha slide with england and the rest of the APH characters...in his sexy man thong.
10 ignored you all the time?
Prussia does not have to pay attention to the awesome- you see, he's already become one with it.
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
" Give me the bodies to prettify, won't you~?"
You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
She'd pull out one of those epic sharp candles and start flaying my leg open.
It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
" Ooh, scalpels! hey, they're shiny too..."
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Calmly figure on a way out while I play poker with my golf club, steve. Probably.
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
You're about to marry number 1. What's 6's reaction?
" YOU IDIOT!! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU MARRYING A GUY MORE THAN TWICE YOUR AGE! ACTUALLY FUCK THAT, WHY IN MOTHER *BEEP*ING HELL ARE YOU MARRYING THE DUDE WHO CUTS UP THE DEAD!!"
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Either tell me to get over it or just get sebastian on the case. hopefully he shall do neither and just get me mai tea D:
You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?
You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Well, he works in an old, creepy shop, he prettifys dead bodies, he's a freaking shinigami, he has a creepy laugh...I could go on.
2 tells you about her deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
turns to Prussia* cough up that moneh, bitch!
You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
Not really. BB was never the one for too much patience...*nudges one of the dead bodies*
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Dude, it's practically canon. Yullen just rules.
6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?
come after him with a chainsaw. Break Allen-nii's heart and you die, buddy.
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
...did I get the red velvet cake powder in my hair again...?
Number 8 thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?
Sebastian, you're gay. and you laid that freaking nun. not to mention, Ciel and you...*nudges him* just get rid of that sexual tension already, won't ya?
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses you his love by sending an e-mail. Now what?
you, russia...are my bitch.
You spot 10 kissing number 1. How do you react?
...-slowly brings up a camera to start snapping pictures-
Could 1 and 6 be soulmates?
Would number 2 trust number 5?
Eh...well, they're on opposite sides of a war...and she's stabbed his various orifices...
Number 3 wants to go shopping, will 7 come along?
Number 4 is bored and pokes number 10. What happens after that?
" Albino. Get me cake." " You do it panda-bitch! I'm too awesome!"
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?
Each other's body parts. Hey, can you pass me that salad- you know, the one with the eyeballs in it?
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
Well, duh. Sebastian IS "one hell of a butler," after all...for god's sake man no, don't make it look like ciel's!
9 sketches what 6's perfect girlfriend should look like. Will 6 be happy?
( Allen peers at the sketch) did you just make me into a girl? Prussia: Yup. it's comin' out well, too...
Kanda: *currently giving off a rape face*
10 and 8 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
What would happen if...
1 accidentally kicked 10?
...the awesome would blow, mutant zombies would come to life, and the Undertaker will be having the time of his life.
2 sent 9 an e-mail that was meant for his boyfriend?
since when did Road get a sex change? in fact, when did she get a boyfriend? and...Russia? well, I'd warn Road of rape time, but...Russia in APH is pretty much gay.
4 and 7 discovered they made love while being drunk?
L, I knew you liked younger men and all with the whole deal with BB/Light, but...Ciel? and seriously, where the hell did you get that tequila?
5 and 6 did a work-out together?
6 noticed he wasn't invited for your birthday?
That's 'cause he doesn't need one-he's just that awesome.
5 won the lottery?
Oh no, more debts to pay from cross...quick! to the awesomemobile!
8 had quite a big secret?
So you've been in the hospital, fell deeply in lurve with ciel, have had a secret fetish to being a servant, and...what else am I missing?
9 became a singer?
10 got a daughter?
how the hell did he get pregnant?
What would 1 think of 2?
What would 2 find weird about 3?
How would 1 greet 4?
" Ufufufufufufu...Herro my favorite detective; how are you~?"
What would 4 envy about 5?
...that he's actually getting some?
What dream would 5 have about 6?
the wet kind. ( ah, sorry. couldn't resist)
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
they...are obscenely stoic.
What would make 7 angry at 8?
Hum. harming the people he cares about, maybe?
Where would 8 meet 9?
in a dark alley. " Stay away from Bocchan." " Become one with me, da?"
What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
That one night where he got belarus drunk so she mistook prussia for him and they went to vegas...
What would make 10 scared of 1?
His creepiness, his tendency to stroke that mannequin, ect.
DEATH NOTE PERSONALITY QUIZ:
Total: 2. ...frick. XD
x You have a supposedly fine ass.
Total: 7. muhahahahahahaha...
Total: 1. ...weird.
xYou do stupid things that sometimes are good to the ones around you. ( Like that one time where I went to the apple store and...well... -shifty eyes-)
Total: 5 ...WHAT! -flails-
Yeah, yeah...i get the point, end the damn profile. Kay, bye. and read my stories, damnit. or I will go KolKolKol Russia on your ass.
AUTHORS NOTE, EXTREMELY URGENT: Today, as it is Monday, November 22nd, 2010, I will say as forwards:
I WILL BE DELETING NEARLY ALL MY STORIES. I WILL LEAVE COMPLETELY UNTOUCHED:
Down to Zero ( A Naruto Fanfic)
Fire in the Mirror ( A Kuroshitsuji Fanfic)
Blue Roses and Purple Butterflies ( A Percy Jackson and the Olympians Fanfic)
Say Hello to Your New Life ( A Death Note Fanfic)
AND REVISION, BUT OTHERWISE WILL LEAVE BEHIND:
THE COLORS OF LIFE AND DEATH. Yes, my not-terribly-famous-as-it's-counterpart, Rebel Republic Inc. I have looked it over, and Oh dear, I can see why people don't like it as much as Rebel Republic. It sucks, to be frank. I am currently following up on that promise to rewrite EVERYTHING. it will take me a while. But I swear to you one day I will FINISH this damned plot that is sitting in my head, and you will ENJOY it. Okay? okay. Here's to hoping you like it.
OH YES. SORRY,- I AM REALLY, REALLY SORRY, BUT I WILL TAKE DOWN REBEL REPUBLIC, INC. I SWEAR TO YOU THOUGH: YOU WILL LIKE THE NEW AND HOPEFULLY FINAL RE-WRITE. Now, I need to get cracking owo;
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