Author has written 4 stories for Storm Hawks, and Harry Potter.
Hey everyone, just a bit about me..
My name is Ali and I'm from Australia. I love sport and reading, and funny stuff. I know that was a bit random, but I do like to laugh a bit, so I just thought I'd add it on. I also like frogs (hence the frog picture over there) and I wish I had a dog, but I don't.
My favourite songs at the moment are anything on the radio really Favourite TV shows (cartoons) are Storm Hawks, Class of the Titans, but I also enjoy Robin Hood (BBC Series), Spooks and Merlin.
And I am slightly obsessed with Harry Potter, just so you know.
And... yeah, that's about it! Here are some funny quotes to (hopefully) make you laugh!
If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?
I'm gonna live forever, or die trying.
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I must be perfect!
Moving from Wales to Italy is like moving to a different country
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ..He's a mile away and you've got his shoes.
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.
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