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Joined 03-09-09, id: 1861109, Profile Updated: 05-16-11
Author has written 8 stories for Gossip Girl, and Twilight.

Everything posted here is in tribute to the amazing work I've read in the Twific community. You ladies have been both inspiration and unofficial mentor to my writing, such that it is.

Here's another sign of the Apocalypse: I've been nominated for an award! Yes; the sonic noise you just heard was me squeeing in astonishment! The New Normal has been nominated for Best Wolf in Round 3 of the Slash Awards. You can view all of the nominees and vote here. I'm a total long-shot but it's still exciting.

Sweetp-1 and I joined forces to contribute a story to the Two Is Better Than One Contest under the pen name SweetMoi. Never Who You Think You Are won First Place in Open Voting. I never thought I'd EVER win an open vote in anything.

The New Normal received two Judge's Selections in the Plot Bunny Contest.

All aspects of language fascinate me, particularly the way idioms evolve and the differences between cultural expressions for common subjects. My greatest joy is teaching writing to students who are just learning to read. PM me if you're interested. I can talk for hours about the impact writing has on emergent literacy.

If/when I write a book about teaching I'm going to call it: My Mom Says You're Stupid. Is That Okay?

I'm beta'g a story on Twilighted for a French author writing her first English story .
It's a very sweet Bella x Jacob story that ya'll should give a try. At least visit to leave an attagirl for being brave enough to write in a different language. Seriously, I can barely get it on paper in my native language.

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Linden Gardens, Notting Hill by jtrue reviews
The lives of Greg, the BBC producer and Viktor, the footballer, and their friends and family living in London. There will be some heartache, suspense and political intrigue. No magic. Names are the only similarity to Harry Potter. SLASH LEMONS MA
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 219,961 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/10/2016 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Gregory G., Viktor K.
Over The Top by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Edward is an unabashed pleasure-seeker, one of the club kings of the Seattle gay community. One night at his favorite club, he meets an enigmatic man who rocks the world he has created. Explicit sexuality/language/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,668 - Reviews: 6823 - Favs: 2,424 - Follows: 1,253 - Updated: 2/15/2016 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Culture Aftershock by jtrue reviews
A sequel to Culture Shock. Emmett McCarty's Emirati partner Nasir has a new job and a green card, but will their lives together be as easy as they think? And what will happen to Seth and Garrett? SLASH LEMONS MA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 56 - Words: 791,947 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/6/2015 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Emmett - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20339 - Favs: 13,559 - Follows: 5,563 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
I Can Learn by dellaterra reviews
What happens when a gorgeous man brings his daughter to see a hot young Santa at the mall? Will it be a Merry Christmas for all, and for all a good night? AH, rated M for M/M slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 70,291 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Jasper, Edward
Mergers and Acquisitions by Touchstone67 reviews
When Edward pays for a night of harmless fun, he didn't expect to get the purchase of a lifetime. Will his nights in Seattle change his whole life in Chicago? Full length story for the second place winner in the Slash/Backslash Contest. Rated M, J/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 647,177 - Reviews: 5098 - Favs: 1,725 - Follows: 1,362 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Jasper, Edward
What I Failed to Realize by Beautiful Figment reviews
After an awkward encounter, Jasper realizes he doesn't know his best friend like he thought he did. AH/OOC/SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,141 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Jasper, Edward
Anatomy of a Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Companion to Only Human. Edward's young life is irreversibly altered when a mysterious girl in strange clothing stumbles into his world. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,142 - Reviews: 2048 - Favs: 2,153 - Follows: 1,668 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Culture Shock by jtrue reviews
Emmett and Nasir, two men from very different backgrounds who meet and fall in love. When Nasir is forced into an arranged marriage can they overcome the conflicts of two vastly different cultures to find their own definition of family? SLASH LEMONS MA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 340,403 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Roads by prassacut reviews
When Edward & Jasper met one drunken night, neither of them could have known how much that chance encounter would change their lives. AH/Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 131,087 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Edward, Jasper
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14746 - Favs: 11,069 - Follows: 7,979 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Neighbor From Down the Hall by philomina reviews
When Jasper is released from prison his life seems like it will be just as its always been...miserable.But what happens when his building neighbor Edward is just nosey enough to change that assumption?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,602 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Jasper, Edward
A Tale of Two Cities by TruceOver reviews
Emmett falls hard for a stranger at the airport. Edward refuses to give in. Will they be able to work through their issues and just be happy? *slash* AH Emmett/Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 77,803 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11617 - Favs: 9,523 - Follows: 6,660 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Private Dicks by EFC reviews
I think the title sorta speaks for itself, but if not: Edward & Jasper are Private Detectives in NYC. Nemeses, but forced to work together to save a young girl from a horrible fate. J/E slash-AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,613 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Edward, Jasper
I Wept Not by ArcadianMaggie reviews
Jasper is a war weary soldier burdened by the weight of eternity. Edward is an uncomplicated high school student content to hide his sexuality. Together can Jasper find something to live for and Edward discover some things are worth dying for? J/E Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 175,194 - Reviews: 2072 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Deep Dish by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Sexy, brooding Jack Charles left Seattle to escape the specter of a love he could never have. A fresh start in Chicago and a new relationship hold promise and hope for him. OTT spinoff; original & canon characters. Explicit sexuality/language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 212,342 - Reviews: 3305 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Complete
Fire in the Blood by sweetp-1 reviews
An ancient enemy. A new threat. The pack agrees to help the Cullens defeat Victoria, but Seth soon discovers that nothing is as it seems. Eclipse AU. OOC. Slash and dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,786 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Seth, Edward - Complete
Once we were Kings by sweetp-1 reviews
Seth is the new kid at Forks High. The last thing he expects to find there is Edward...and his very own love story. Top 20 finalist in the Black Balloon contest, now continued. AU/OOC. M for language and slash love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 67,346 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Seth, Edward - Complete
Southern Charm by Meikela reviews
CPD Officer Jasper Whitlock is searching for Mr. Forever, not Mr. Right Now. ER doctor Edward Cullen is just looking to find himself. What happens when their fates cross? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 169,463 - Reviews: 2899 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Show Me A Garden that's bursting into life by atypical-swan reviews
Isolated and lonely, Dr. Jasper Whitlock, Ph.D., finds himself taking a temporary position at the boarding school, Forks Academy. There he meets Edward Cullen and his tight knit group of friends and family. AU-Human. JxExB eventually. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 439,825 - Reviews: 3536 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Begin Again by C-Me-Smile reviews
Edward is a married novelist of some renown. An unexpected reunion in a bookstore reawakens old feelings in him never fully buried of lost love, desire, aching regret and tentative hope. But does the object of his feelings still feel the same? All-Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 96,432 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Edward, Jasper
The Tortoise and the Hare by helliex88 reviews
There may often be a great deal more suffered than a stander-by can judge". Edward and Bella, both with pasts that haunt them, meet at the worst possible setting. Will they ever see the other clearly? AH Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,597 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
His Mark Upon My Life by theladyingrey42 reviews
There is still a small shock and burst of pride in me when I realize what has happened. What I have allowed him to do to me. That I have allowed him to mark me." Entry for Slash/BackSlash contest. D/s, ExJ, AU/AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,706 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
If Love Could Light a Candle by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward Cullen: telepath, vampire, and psychologist. When a new patient ignites unfamiliar feelings in his soul, can he reconcile his past with his future? A la Midnight Sun. Warnings: Violence, lots of character death, and the usual. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 2893 - Favs: 3,300 - Follows: 1,607 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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The New Normal reviews
ENTRY FOR THE PLOT BUNNY CONTEST. "Just because he didn't imprint back doesn't mean you'll never be together. You'll just have to convince him how lovable you are. How can Edward resist your magnetic charm?" AU/Slash. Humor,Angst and Romance all in one!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,521 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Jacob, Edward
Upcycling reviews
Marketing a new product is always complicated but, in the end, a well-designed product sells itself. We *are* just talking about merchandise, right? A cautionary tale written for the Texts from Last Night Contest ExB, AxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,125 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
All That Ends Well reviews
Jasper knows that loving Alice involves some unique challenges. He's sure he's up to the task. AH, originally written for the 2nd Annual For My Valentine Twilight Contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,926 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Of Teeth and Bone reviews
Jasper finds the ghosts of his past to be as fierce an opponent as the newborn army gathered before him. An entry for An Exploration of the Senses contest. Canon, One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Complete
Ferret Farming reviews
College student Eddie Masen is missing, so his sister Alice hires a Private Investigator to find him. Taking the case, Jasper Whitlock finds he has too much information about the illegal trade in aminal body fluids.M for bad jokes, bad words, lemonstuff
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,437 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009
Pain Relief reviews
Alice and Jasper travel to Biloxi for answers to her past. Will the answers hurt or help? Can an ending be a begining? AH One-shot for the Love Through Lemons Contest. Rated M for Sexual Healing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,692 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Rendezvous reviews
My entry for Peenateers Jasper/Alice SongFic Smut Contest. The weather in The Big Easy isn't the only thing sultry and steamy about this romantic New Orleans getaway. Rated M because part of the contest title is 'smut', after all!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Jasper, Alice
The Only Language He Understands reviews
Trying to make the case for taking their relationship exclusive, Blair uses the only language Chuck truly understands. Rated M because, well, Blair and Chucks whole relationship is. One-shot
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Complete