Author has written 10 stories for Sherlock Holmes, Twilight, House, M.D., and Harry Potter.
Name - Sherskul Adler, banana, stupid-crazy-pikey-biatch-mentally-unstable-girl-with-too-many-hyphens-in-her-name, weirdo, Sher.
Age - 15
There's a lot of stuff going on in my life at the moment, and not all of it is very easy for me, I will try and update regularly and with the same quality, but please be patient.
Story cover for Imperfect
Made by: Laux14
Stock image sourced from here
Read this and ask yourself: Is that really fair?
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
here is some funny stuffs i found
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.
If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal electrocute the poor animals? And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile!
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, why aren't two mooses meese, or if two foots are feet, why arn't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, but I'm just random!(but I'm crayzee too) If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this to your profile.
93 percent of american teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" or "Your point being?" or "You just realized this now?" or "Wow, you're even more stupid than you look." or nevermind, just copy this to your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.
I prefer solitude over company. Copy and paste this in your profile you have the same feeling.
Copy and Paste this into your profile if you didn't know that the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep all have the same tune, and all were composed by Mozart.
98 percent of the Internet population has a Myspace account. If you're part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
Insult marching band, and you insult an EXTREMELY fast mob of kids with various instruments that can be shoved into VERY unpleasnt places.
If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile.
Meet the bunnies. they want world domination. help them. repost them on your profile.
THEY HAVE COOKIES!! :)
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
f you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
.eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you find good morning to be a contradiction of terms, copy&paste this into your profile.
If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile,(hey, i get weird looks from people in my form without all that. but, hey, what do they know?)
If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile. (everything, clearly)
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (both)
agree when people say girls rule now and 4ever. Copy & paste this in your profile if you agree
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, Vampiregal22,Edward-Lover1, SPOONS Secret Agent Alice, Golden Eyed Vampire, vampgurl15,LxiPattz, xWayTooMuchSugarx, GossipGirlHere, Nessie-fan, MaloryCullen14, han8661
If you have ever screamed at characters in a movie or on a TV show, telling them what to do, even if you already know that they don't do it, copy/paste this onto your profile.
What to say if a guy actually uses these pickup lines
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If I sleep to much, my parents complain. If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain. If I eat too much, my parents complain. If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain. If I’m always in my room, my parents complain. If I go out too much, my parents complain. I CAN’T WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Forget turtles, I love broccoli, just sat there all like "Hey I'm a broccoli, I'm just gonna sit here pretending to be a miniature tree, I know my colours aren't quite right for a tree but I don't mind because I'm easy-going. Doesn't matter if you don't want to eat me, it's all cool, I'm not that nice anyway, and I'm content practising my tree pose"
If you are still reading this, copy and paste into ur profile
My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don't know. Sherlock Holmes
Strange how the symbol for "female" looks suspiciously like a magnifying glass... Nancy Drew
Come at once, if it is convenient. If it is inconvenient, come all the same. Sherlock Holmes
I have gone out to look for myself. If I get back before I return, please tell me to wait.unknown (I dunno...I just thought it was kinda clever)
"Detection is, or ought to be, an exact science and should be treated in the same cold and unemotional manner. You have attempted to tinge it with romanticism, which produces the same effect as if you worked a love story or an elopement into the fifth proposition of Euclid." - Sherlock Holmes, The Sign of Four
"Who on earth was Euclid?" - Jeremy Brett
only ever makes an attempt to leave it when his food is served.”
I bit back my immediate desire to remark that the cat sounded remarkably like Holmes’s brother Mycroft
The Inheritance of Barnabus Aloysius Peabody - charleygirl
"You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways." House - House M.d
"You know, in some cultures, it's considered almost rude for one friend to spy on another. Of course, in Swedish, the word "friend" can also be translated as "limping twerp" Wilson - House M.d
"We're a bit of a specialized hospital. We generally only deal with patients when they're actually sick." - House - House M.d
"She's hot, so she's a hooker? What kind of pathetic logic is that?
"I am extremely disappointed. I send you out for exciting new designer drugs and you come back with tomato sauce." - House - House M.d
"Humiliation comes in all kinds of packages. People finding out that your son's a perv, that's pretty high up there. People finding out that you'd rather let your son die than sign a piece of paper, where's that rank?" - House - House M.d
"Are you ... comparing me to God? I mean, that's great, but just so you know, I've never made a tree." - House - House M.d
"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what. The weird thing about telling someone they're dying is it tends to focus their priorities. You find out what matters to them. What they're willing to die for. What they're willing to lie for." - House - House M.d
Stupid Last Words:
What does this button do?
It's probably just a rash.
Are you sure the power is off?
The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!
Which wire was I supposed to cut?
I wonder where the mother bear is.
I've seen this done on TV.
These are the good kind of mushrooms.
It's strong enough for both of us.
This doesn't taste right.
I can do that with my eyes closed.
I've done this before.
Well, we've made it this far.
I'll just put my head in it to make sure.
Don't be so superstitious.
Now watch this.
Look Ma! No Hands!
Don't worry, It's not contagious
Of course it's safe
It can't get any worse...
There's only one way to find out_
The Insanity Test( I've crossed the ones that apply to me)
X You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
X You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. (Of course I get it, I’ve whached it 5 times)
X You have fallen asleep in class.
xYou use your fingers to do simple math.
XYou have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
X You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
GRAND TOTAL: 33
Now divide it by thirty eight and times by 100
I'm eighty seven percent crazy!
Stupid things to do in public(Some work best in a library)
1. Sit in your car and when a car passes by roll the window down and point at them with a hand puppet.
2. Using the same hand puppet start having loud arguments with it in the middle of a food court.
3. Go to a toy store and gather all of the soft Teddy's and make a den. When people stare yell loudly ' IM GOING TO SET THE BEARS ON YOU!' When they go away start singing a teddy bears picnic really loudly. Works best if your over the age of 12
4. Walk into an expensive store and proclaim you have new socks on really loudly at the cashier
5. When everything is quiet in a library walk up to an old man and stare at him for a short time and then say 'What are you doing here? I thought I got rid of you!' And leave the library.
6. Run up to all old women and yell ' GRAMSIES!!'. The woman could be middle aged XD
7. Tell a lame joke and if anybody laughs go 'Hahahahaha...NO!' And put your slowly nodding head into your hands
8. Go up to small children with balloons, steal the balloon and let it go in front of the child yelling' FLY MY PRECIOUS FLY!"' Then turn back around to the kid and say 'I'm ashamed of you'. Then walk away.
9. Go up to random people, put your arm around them and say how your Britney Spears and you've lost your knickers
10. Go up to random people and yell stupid nicknames or 'ENID!' and try to hi five them.If they look at you weirdly then run, if they hi five you back just go 'Excuse me, do I know you?'
11. Every often open up your hand-bag and yell 'ARE YOU ALRIGHT IN THERE?'.
12. Go to the Customer Service Desk and say you've lost your button. Say your name is Benjamin and you would like the store to be asked on the P.A to look for it. Laugh your butt off as the Server will say 'This is a person at the counter called Benjamin and they have lost there button. If anyone sees Benjamin's Button can you please return it to the Customer Service Desk. I repeat, Benjamin has lost his Button,'
Stupid things people say or ask
1. When you just got smacked in the face by an object and people ask if you are OK. HELLO! I JUST GOT SMACKED IN THE FACE! OF COURSE IM NOT OK!
2. Can I ask you a question? What if I didn't want you to ask me a question? You've already crossed that line haven't you!
3. When people ask how much something is in a dollar/pound shop. Seriously. You want price tags or something?!
4. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? No!
5. People who are willing to get off their bottoms to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
6. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it" Too right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? Eh?
7. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would I keep looking after I've found it?
8. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". "No you stupid ignoramus, I paid 5 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the floor".
9. When something is "new and improved"! Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. Make your mind up!!
10. When people say "life is short." What's that?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
11. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" "Yeah, the bus came and y'know I just decided not to get on it and wait for the next one!"
12. Drive carefully! No. I'm going to drive with my eyes closed and use my toes to steer. Seriously! Somethings don't need to be said. Though I would hate to see your driving if you have to remind yourself to drive carefully.
13. People who say things like "my eyes aren't what they used to be." So what did they used to be? Ears ?!Wellington boots?!
14. When you're eating something and someone asks "Is that nice?" No, it's really revolting I always eat stuff I hate.
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