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Joined 03-09-09, id: 1861368, Profile Updated: 08-08-13
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, Shakespeare, and Wolves of Mercy Falls Trilogy.

Rowan ; Nineteen ; Sleep deprived

In some ways I hate writing these profile things, but in other ways I kind of love it?? I'm going to apologise in advance for how slowly I update. I've never finished a story before. Usually, I read fanfiction more than I write it. Despite this, I actually hope to become a writer. I'm a college student with a major in English (with a focus on creative writing).

Main Fandoms: Oh god. Glee (don't wanna talk about it), Harry Potter, Sailor Moon, DC Comics.

Favourite books: The Catcher in the Rye, The Little Prince, Lolita, The Amazing Adventure of Kavalier and Clay. And my favourite poem is "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock" by T. S. Eliot.

Favourite fictional characters (literature only): Holden Caulfield, Sammy Clay, Draco Malfoy, Isabel Culpeper, Cole St. Clair, Ophelia & Hamlet. Maybe someday there will be more females here omg.

I think my favourite movie will always be A Little Princess c: But I also love A Single Man, Moulin Rouge!, Across the Universe, Pretty in Pink, Pan's Labyrinth, etc.

I have a pretty long list of authors I love, including Hemingway, Shakespeare, Joyce, T. S. Eliot, Fitzgerald, Salinger, Lemony Snicket, Michael Chabon, David Foster Wallace and Nabokov.

ALL RIGHT, THAT'S PROBABLY ENOUGH ABOUT ME.

Please note that I used to be VampireWitchSpyWannabe, but seeing as that was the worst possible pen name in the history of ever, I changed it!!!!!

My writing tumblr blog is updated more frequently than this, so catch me at samclay c:

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The Super Confidential Diary of Harry Potter by Jam For President reviews
Everyone wants to know what's really going on inside the Boy Who Lived's head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,053 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Harry P.
Secret Santa Cullen Style by Mommy's Little Broadway Star reviews
What happens when Carlisle and Esme try to get the kids into the holiday spirit? My first fanfic! Rated T just to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,503 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Edward, Bella
Things Unsaid by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
The last words of each departed Harry Potter character, if only they could have been said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2288 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
The Bracelet by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Hermione has everything she could possibly want... Except a life. People are getting sick of her superior attitude, especially Draco Malfoy, who schemes to get her down, once and for all. And then there's the thing with The Bracelet... 7th year AR. COMPLETE SINCE 2009 XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 303,727 - Reviews: 6240 - Favs: 3,906 - Follows: 1,833 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 137,051 - Reviews: 3547 - Favs: 6,014 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Silencio by AkashaTheKitty reviews
In a whirlwind of pleasure and angst, can Draco and Hermoine end up happy and together? Or are they destined forever to keep their relationship physical and above all secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 92,484 - Reviews: 1538 - Favs: 2,495 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Questions of Science by Countess of Abe reviews
NOW COMPLETE! Hermione is living a content life working at St. Mungo's when an unexpected assignment from the chief of medicine sends her to the home of Draco Malfoy. What will happen to the pragmatic brunette as she explores what science cannot answer?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 100,908 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Simmer reviews
The pack has been moved; Grace and Sam have forever together; Cole survived; Isabel moved back to California. You'd think things would end there. But the story's not over yet. /Takes place a month or so before the last chapter of Forever.
Wolves of Mercy Falls Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,787 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Isabel C., Cole
Full Moon reviews
This is Alice's Twilight. It is based off of both Twilight and Midnight Sun and it is great for fans of both Alice and Jasper, as well as the rest of "the gang" :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,345 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Tough Love
Book three of tweets from the OCRPG. Uhm, one word: JAXL. Trust me, this story will make you into a sadistshipper.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Jane - Complete
Fights and Kisses reviews
Book two based on events of the OCRPG. Alec and Jane fight, Nat is tortured, Alec and Jane have an awkward conversation. Overall good time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Jane, Alec - Complete
April Fools reviews
Quil pulls an April Fools joke on Embry. Classic Quil. This is based off of the OCRPG on Twitter. This is the first in a series of short stories from the OCRPG. It is *very* short :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Quil Jr., Embry - Complete
How Romeo met Rosaline reviews
We all know that Rosaline broke Romeo's heart, but how exactly did she do this?
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Complete