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Welcome! I'm Rose.

Relevant Information has been put on hiatus. It may get finished, it may not. I lost the plot with it, and I'm having trouble getting re-inspired. That said, if anyone would like to adopt it, I would be more than willing to sign all the neccesary papers. :-)

It's also worth mentioning that "Misc. Movies" above refers specifically to one movie: "Another Country." They really need to get a category for it... >.>

Behold my raving lunacy...

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More Bits and Bobs by cjh4ever reviews
A collection of stories which will feature the whole team and various situations. Ianto gets to experience a new job. Last in this collection.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 148,704 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Complete
Truth or dare by Skiefyer reviews
Gwen giggled, rather evilly in Merlin’s opinion, and lent forward conspiratorially before whispering in his ear. “I dare you to profess your undying love and then kiss Arthur.”
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,412 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Arthur, Merlin
Stalked by Raehart reviews
When Ianto always believed himself invisible and it turn out he wasn't, what can Jack and the team do to prevent a tragedy. Janto warning. Takes place after kiss kiss bang bang later chapters contain spoilers in the author notes for CoE
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,879 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Something New by ZairaAlbereo reviews
It's the morning after a full moon at Lupin Cottage. Remus is in the shower. Sirius hears strange noises. Stand alone one shot. R/S First time slash. Some hot & sweet boy-love!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Long Time Dead by dogsandcoffeepots reviews
What if, instead of Owen, Ianto died and was brought back as the living dead? What would Jack do? How would things work out? Dark with lots of angst.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25,637 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
As We Say Our Long Goodbye by Elessae reviews
England, Modern day - In a world in which Magic has been politically admitted to since 1934, two men meet in Hecademus University, against the backdrop of enchanted strife, and redefine the decorum expected of teacher-student relations. Remus/Sirius, AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,159 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Sort of Retcon by 0lizzybennet0 reviews
Ianto Jones meets an oddly familiar face on a plane, one Jack Harkness. Why does he feel like he knows him? Part 2: Time travel makes you meet all sorts of people
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,683 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Jack H., Ianto J.
What's Left by mattmetzger reviews
So this is all that's left of Ianto: a voice haunting a storage room. #103 from 'Snapshots of Smiles'.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Living in the Present by mattmetzger reviews
Ianto can't see the future, and doesn't want to see the past. Jack is obsessed with the past, but wants to offer Ianto the future. And a year in Cardiff will change them forever. AU, future Jack/Ianto.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,548 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Assassin Ianto: Children of Earth by Caz Malfoy reviews
Assassin Ianto: The 456 have invaded Earth and Torchwood race to destroy them before the Earth's children are decimated. But what is wrong with Jack, and how will his relationship with Ianto survive the choices he makes?
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 37,273 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
50 Ways to Annoy Uther Pendragon by yaoifangirlHolly reviews
I've done one for Merlin and Arthur and after someone requested Uther I did one of those too! Enjoy!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Uther - Complete
Time by J.Gabrielle reviews
I sped up the production of this fic. It's generally the progression of Jack and Ianto's relationship till Ianto's death. NOT based on the terrible events of CoE. This is how I would've loved it to be. T for later chapters
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,209 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Tonight by CoffeeandStopwatches reviews
Jack finally convinces Ianto to discuss their feelings. My first TW fic. Jack/Ianto Slash!
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H.
The Proposal by mattmetzger reviews
Jack proposes like a man. Ianto refuses like the oblivious. But he knows Jack will figure it out eventually. #71 from 'Snapshots of Smiles'.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Choice by Grim Lupine reviews
They bring his lover to him, hands bound behind his back, head pushed forward so he is bowing. //oneshot// //MerlinArthur//
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Stranger in the House by freudian fuckup reviews
Sirius is always away, and Remus works in a library.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,505 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Love Grows Like a Flower by Grim Lupine reviews
Merlin is a gardener gifted with a green thumb, maybe even green hands, because flowers and plants grow for him like Arthur’s never seen before. ::oneshot:: ::MerlinArthur::
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
One More Time by Generated Anomaly reviews
Dance with me, Ianto Jones? Just one more time."
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,567 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Knowing People by Generated Anomaly reviews
Because Ianto Jones knew people. It was his talent. He could take one look at someone and determine in that exact moment the type of person they were.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
The Old Building by hanily reviews
Ianto has been sucked into the past. In between getting married, taking baths and dancing, he needs to figure out how to get home...
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,721 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Ianto J.
At the Touch of Love by Grim Lupine reviews
Merlin kisses Arthur, and he knows it is with lust, and heat, and hunger, but he knows there is also every inch of the love he feels. ::oneshot:: ::MerlinArthur::
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Alternatives by mattmetzger reviews
In other worlds, Ianto's life is different. In this world, Jack can only hope that it was good enough. Oneshot, #21 from 'Snapshots of Smiles'.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
A Semblance of Normality by mattmetzger reviews
Jack hasn't seen normal in so long that it feels strange when he glimpses it in Ianto's life. Jack/Ianto, fluffy nonsense. #15 from 'Snapshots of Smiles'.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Cassio: A Retelling of Shakespeare's Othello by Katana Black reviews
What if it wasn't Iago who yearned for Othello's downfall? What if Desdemona wasn't as innocent as she seems? What if Cassio wasn't exactly a ladies' man? In this retelling, find out what REALLY happened behind the tragedy of Othello. *Warning: yaoi*
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/4/2009
50 ways to annoy Arthur Pendragon by yaoifangirlHolly reviews
I did a 50 ways for Merlin, and here is an Arthur one. Enjoy!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Complete
So Stop Me by Swirley98756 reviews
this is from the episode where its like john paul says "so stop me." and when Jack almost catches Craig and John paul in bed together...dont really know which eppisode it was. R&R! i do not own Hollyoaks. wish i did though...
Hollyoaks - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
Living the Life of Riley by mattmetzger reviews
Decades on, and rather too late, Ianto Jones saw his life, and Jack's, in perspective. Oneshot, bittersweet.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Boredom by mattmetzger reviews
Boring times call for desperate measures. But Owen and Ianto are well-prepared for that. 'Owen and Ianto snark', as per request. Another pointless oneshot.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Owen H., Ianto J. - Complete
A Country Lad by Sweet Fallacy reviews
-Maurice by EM Forster- Dressed to kill.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
Freedom by applecrumbledore reviews
Ford/Arthur.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,887 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Complete
No One Thinks To Ask by Generated Anomaly reviews
He’s dropped hints and clues to people that you’ve eagerly listened in on, but other than that, you don’t know. You never thought to ask. No one thinks to ask. Ianto/Jack one-shot
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Calling To Me by Sweet Fallacy reviews
-Maurice by EM Forster- Never had he imagined that madness would feel like this.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
In the Greenhouse by Sweet Fallacy reviews
-Maurice by EM Forster- During a stroll on the grounds, Maurice catches Alec and the maids stealing grapes in the greenhouse.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
Firsts and Lasts by freudian fuckup reviews
The problem with beginnings is that they always end.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Memories Are Made Of This by Caz Malfoy reviews
Assassin Ianto: Jack had two years of his memories stolen by the Time Agency. How does Ianto Jones factor into the former con-man's past?
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 47,671 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Kiss by xx-woodie101-xx reviews
Ever wondered what happened between Jack and Ianto whilst Gwen was fiddling with her phone? Pure Jack/Ianto fluff as always!
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
Ianto's Diary by ZebbieCullen reviews
Ch 1: Ianto writes about a dinner date with Jack. Ch 2: Ianto writes about the after match of Tosh and Owen's death. Jack/Ianto fluff!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
Not In My Job Description by addyke reviews
The team have been taking advantage for too long, so Ianto decides a little industrial action is in order... Jack/Ianto
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
I Know by freudian fuckup reviews
Do you love me, Moony?"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Seven Lessons With Sirius Black by freudian fuckup reviews
Over the years, Sirius Black has been the everpresent devil on Remus Lupin's shoulder.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,575 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Incorrect Conclusions by happen0stance reviews
[Boys weren't meant to be so pretty.] [SBRL] [Oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Don't Say It by Gilded Muse reviews
They're best friends, and he'd do anything for the guy, but there are some things Mark would rather not hear Roger say.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,826 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
The Perfect Couple by Unstable Miharu reviews
SLASH! It's been a year since Ford and Arthur have been stuck on Earth. A fight ensues. Ford accidentally confesses his deep dark secret that's been hidden for years.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Complete
Nine Mornings by Marauder reviews
Based off E. M. Forster's novel Maurice. Nine mornings, throughout the years, in the lives of Maurice, Alec, and Clive. Rating will increase.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/11/2005 - Published: 1/18/2005
Bits & Pieces by Gilded Muse reviews
One Shot. Ford is having trouble with his guide entries. Arthur's having trouble dealing with Ford. Cute, fluffy slash. FordArthur.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Complete
Alfriston Gardens by Marauder reviews
A fic for E. M. Forster's novel Maurice. After meeting in the boathouse and before eloping to the greenwood, Maurice and Alec go to Alfriston Gardens to collect some of Maurice's things.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/4/2004 - Complete