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Hi! My name is Megan. I am 13 years old and I'm in eighth grade.
I have blue eyes, that change colors every so often. (sometimes they are blue green, greenish, blue grey, grey or blue)
I have dark brown hair w/ hints of goldish blond and in the sun I have hints of red in my hair.
I love dogs and music.
I want to be a veterinarian when I grow up.
I have a dog named Bella ( and no I did not name her after Bella from Twilight - I got her four years ago when she was a puppy - I didn't even know about the books)
Colors- blue, purple, and pink and yellow.
Drink- Moacha Frapachinno (mmmmmmm...)
Music- most music except country
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you've ever ran up a down escalator copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, oceaneyes85253, TheEmoSideOfMe, EdwardlovesChristyalways, MyBlackRoses, HerMemoriesErased, x.rosalieorcatherine.xlol, Meg3Rose
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FreakyTwilightLovero.o, emoTWiLiGHT, sk8rchick2355, Number-1-Twilighters, HerMemoriesErased, x.rosalieorcatherine.xlol, Meg3Rose
If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.
If you're writing a novel or book that ISN'T fan fiction, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.(Me and my weirdness)
If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile! (Pffft..If i was the rabbit i would kill the kids and steal the cereal.XD!!
If you have ever completely forgotten what you were doing, put this into your profile. (I dont have ulsimors...i think...o.o)
If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile.
If you sometimes talk to yourself, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever slapped yourself on the head for no reason, put this on your profile.
If you've ever tripped over your own two feet, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever tripped over air, copy this onto your profile. (Something tells me there is always an invisible rock infront of me so i just ignore it and trip over it like i should...wait...o.o')
If you've ever walked into a room, forgot what you were doing, started walking away and THEN remembered what it was you were doing, put this on your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile
If several inanimate objects hate you post this on profile.
If you have an Ipod and love rocking out to it, post on profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you,MartaSwan, TheEmoSideOfMe, Al Luver, distress-signal, evil_step_sister, StellaLuna4, LadyAlera, MegRose333
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like animalcrackers.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a crayon in one hand and a french fry in another and tried to eat the crayon, copy and paste this into your profile
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
the US government may take wolves off the endangered species list. that means hunters and anyone can kill trap and skin wolves or kill them for the fun of it. IF YOU BELIVE THIS IS DOWN-RIGHT WRONG AND WANT TO VOICE YOUR OPINON OR PUT A STOP TO THIS COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE WITH YOUR NAME AFTER IT!! 0x-i-Need-A-Hug-x0, darklightningdevil, 13IsTaLkThEaKaTsUkI13, RainLily13, evil-step-sister, StellaLuna4, LadyAlera, MegRose333
Type your name with your knuckles: megan
Type ur name with your nose: megaqnhj
Type ur name with your feet: jme4gqan
Type your name w/ a pen w/o looking: mtkdm
Type your name w/ your cell phone w/o looking: How the hell do u type with your cellphone
"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger, Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die"- Mel Brooks
"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something."
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.
Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you!
She's the kind of best friend that, if my house was on fire, she'd be makeing smores and hitting on the firemen.
Friends are gods way of apologizing for family.
She's my best friend - brake her heart, and I'll brake your face :)
A girl only need 3 things: love to make her weak, alcohol to make her strong, and friends to help her up when the first 2 make her hit the ground.
We're not sarcastic-we're hilarious
We're not annoying-we're just cooler than you
We're not bitches-we just don't like you
We're not obsessed-we're just best friends
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
Life was so simple when boys had cooties.
No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you.
Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.
Your mom looks like Voldemort (ooooh burn)
It's ok to be ugly, just ask your mom.
I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.
Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.
My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone.
Tell the truth and run.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
I put the FUN in DisFUNctional :)
Im as confused as a gangster with a skateboard.
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
I dream of a better tomorrow--when chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
My imaginary friend thinks you have seriouse problems...
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me!
I dont have a short attention span, i just...oh look, a kitty!
I live in my own little world, but it's ok, everyone knows me here :)
I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again.
I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
Never go to bed angry, stay up and plot your revenge.
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Parents spend the first part of our lives telling us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?
Sayings that KICK ASS
Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 mucles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother fucker upside the head
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
When you fall: A friend helps you up; a best friend keeps walking and says,"Walk much dumb ass?"
Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.
Boys that make you cry aren't worth crying over; boys that are worth crying over won't make you cry.
Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. (lol that is priceless. I could sooo use that line )
Human intelligence. Now there's an oxymoron for you.
I've gone to the dark side, but don't worry, i have a flashlight! ;3
The person who said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
the voices in my head don't like you.
My friend told me i was crazy and somebody passing by asked me why i was talking to myself.
The thing about the voices in your head is that they're usually right.
"You can't say civilization isn't advancing; in every war they kill you in a new way."-Will Rogers
"I saw the movie, 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon' and I was surprised because I didn't see any tigers or dragons. And then I realised why: they're crouching and hidden."-Steve Martin
"Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it."-Henry Youngman
Do dragons like chocolate? If they do...why the heck does it matter?
I think people are nice...are you a person? Because your not very nice.
'Oh My fucking GOD!' "What?" 'I just realized that i hate you!'
Don't open your mouth in the shower. You might drown.
Your just jealous cause the voices don't talk to you.
Embrace the total dork in yourself. Life is to short to be cool.
(\_/) This is Bunny. Copy and
(='.'=) paste Bunny to help him
(")_(") gain world domination!
Quitters never win. Winners never quit. But those who never win AND never quit are idiots.
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE GENDER? Dark hair color and eyes , green or blue.
You're a 90's kid if:
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
1. What is your occupation? Student
2. What color is your underwear? Right now... Yellow
3. What are you listening to right now? Nothing
4. What was the last thing you ate? Salad and animal crackers
5. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Purple or Hot Pink
6. How is the weather right now? Kinda Cold. Its night time.
7. Favorite drink? Mocha Frapp
8. Favorite sport to watch? Football or wrestling. Watching people get hurt is funny. ( you know you cant deny it )
9. Have you ever dyed your hair? Not Permanently. But i have used the cheap sticky crap to dye pink stipes onetime and black another time to see what it would look like. I prefer my natural brown though.
11. Pets? a dog
12. What is your favorite T.V. show? Either The Soup or House or The Great Debate
13. What was the last movie you watched? The Hot Chick
14. Favorite day of the year? My B-dAY . jANUARY 3RD
15. Fall or Spring? Spring
16. Cherry or Blueberry? Blueberry
17. What is on the floor of your closet? Shoes, clothes, and old stuff I never use
18.Favorite smell? Axe
19. What are you afraid of? spiders
20. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers? Cheeseburgers
21. Favorite car? VW Bug
22. Favorite dog breed? I like mutts. (mixed breeds)
23. Number of keys on your key ring? I dont have a key ring. I put my key in my pocket when its not lost.
24. Favorite day of the week? Saturday
25. How many states have you lived in? two
26. How many cities have you lived in? two
Stereotypes SUCK! ( blod the ones that apply to you)
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.