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Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

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Chapter 13: Edward, Starbucks, scary stuff

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Music of the Night by MidnightIsis reviews
"Let go of me! Who are you!" I struggled against his powerful grip. "Why, my dear," he purred, "I am the Phantom of the Opera." SEQUEL CONTINUED NEXT IN HERE! PLEASE CHECK IT OUT
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 56,948 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Erik
Oedipus complex by TheDarkestShinobi reviews
Beverly thought she saw the Oedipus complex in the boy she wished was her son, but perhaps it's in her own. Sheldon, meanwhile, has just proved string theory and Penny wants to learn about it. SheldonxPenny most likely
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,960 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
Draco's Prisoner by Casey Stardust reviews
Not only was Hermione a prisoner in Draco's family home, Malfoy Manor, but the Malfoy heir had also managed to capture her heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,146 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
My Best Enemy's Baby by Casey Stardust reviews
Hermione finds Ron in bed with Lavender Brown during their graduation party and takes her revenge by sleeping with the enemy. Unfortunately, in their drunken state neither Hermione nor Draco think to cast a contraception charm.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,807 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Vampaneze Lady by SamDellaMente reviews
Steve Leopard is destined to be the Vampaneze Lord, but he's not the only half-vampaneze in the clan. What will happen between him and the girl who is helping to mentor him with Murlough? No exact pairing yet.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,716 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Steve Leonard, Darren Shan - Complete
Remember the Darkness by ShowYourWings reviews
Five years after edward leaves Bella has a ghost encounter. She dedicates her life to capturing ghosts on video. Ten years after that the Cullens see a show called Ghost Adventures with Zak Bagans, Nick Groff, Aaron Goodwin, and Bella Swan. T for ghosts.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Bella
The Alternate Sheldon Transportation by kumikokat reviews
When Sheldon's matter transporter experiment goes horribly wrong, he is catapulted into an alternate universe where everything is the same, except Penny is pregnant and there are plans for a time machine in his bedroom. Quite literally AU.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,649 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
Bellas's Journey To Find Love by Ms. Becca cullen reviews
Bella seems to be tired of not having a boyfriend to love her. Her long time best friend has become her latest crush and she gets her wish over one text message.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,472 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Bella, Edward
Le Parody de l'Opera: 2004 Edition YES! by Vanessa Osbourne reviews
As many have done before, this is a little parody of the 2004 movie Phantom of The Opera. Made for laughs, giggles, smiles, and smirks! So, don't take it seriously. Rated just for safety. FLAMES WELCOME!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,348 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 9/18/2010
Crazy Cullen Sex Talk by Love Is Courage Baby reviews
It all starts off as a harmless sexual education video... But that starts everything off. Blood flavoured condoms? Emmett a male prostitute? Alice and Jasper having sex in Edward's car? Lots of crazy, funny stuff starts to happen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,143 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Emmett, Carlisle
The Greatest Gift of All by theladyingrey42 reviews
Edward Cullen wanted. He wanted a thick cock in his throat and a sharp jaw beneath his fingers. The worst part? His wife knew it, too. Well, he thought it was the worst part, until for Christmas she got him exactly what he wanted: a threesome. PWP, E/B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,919 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 178 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Edward - Complete
Invisibility Impossibility by cursivenight reviews
Sheldon is annoyed when he finds some kind of device in HIS spot. When he touches it, a flash blinds him, and he believes he is dead. Follow him and everyone else as they try to logically muscle their way through this invisibility impossibility.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Sheldon C. - Complete
The Philandering Genius Altercation by lyrisca reviews
Leonard's amorous activities with Dr. Plimpton bother Penny far more than she'd like to admit.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Lividity by Lady Medusa Formalization reviews
Penny and Sheldon enter into a physical, but potentially damaging relationship. A collaboration between Lady Houston and Medusa20 We've created our own account!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,260 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The naughty photo enquiry by lonegungal17 reviews
Sheldon wants to take naughty photos of Penny. Written for Paradox's Fiction Friday.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Angel by Sakura-Blessing reviews
It's been nearly 2 years since the events of Don Juan, and the Phantom refuses to be consumed by his past any longer. His limits are tested however when Anna Cross, a mysterious new addition to the Opera Populaire, arrives with her own haunting secrets.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,128 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010
Big Bang Kinky Fun Time by LadyHouston reviews
Another collection of drabbles, this time from a fun and kinky perspective. Featuring parings from all over the BBT ship fandom. I will warn you in the chapter titles about the paring so you don't have to read one you're not comfortable with. Very M rated
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,507 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010
The Elevator Theorem by eisa reviews
The elevator finally works but Sheldon and Penny manage to get stuck in it. A kiss leads to places neither every dreamt of and the biggest surprise is for the one whom least suspects such a change
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C.
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11406 - Favs: 11,079 - Follows: 5,792 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Sleeping Circumstance by Daydreaming-with-ink reviews
An account of the many times Penny and Sheldon have slept together, in all sorts of lovely ways...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,364 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Never Say Never by danakate reviews
Sheldon and Penny play the drinking game "Never have I ever..."
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Sheldon's problem by BakaProductions reviews
A dream upsets Sheldon and makes him question his ideal about his physique. For does he really exceed normal men in sexual control?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Sheldon C.
Hate and passion equal love by MoonlitSilhouette17 reviews
Hermione needs experience, and who else is better to teach her than the Slythrian sex God himself.Things happen,new feelings erupt and they start to ask questions? What can their hate and passionate lessons lead up to? ADULT CONTENT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,058 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Robcapades by VampireMadonna reviews
The sexcapades of Twilight's Robert Pattinson. It's a Lemon-fest. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,885 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Edward
Vanilla and Chrome by theladyingrey42 reviews
I stared at him, taking in the steel bar above his brow, the line of helix studs along the curl of one ear, the swirls of green and black ink around his neck dipping down below his shirt. And then I looked deeper." Tattward & Inkella. AU/AH BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,180 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Repercussions by writer xjx reviews
Ron runs his mouth landing Draco in detention, which ultimately leads to a night of revelations and morning of truths bared. First fic be gentle.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,743 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Slutty Virgin Cubalibre by Mika Casey reviews
The bar was empty, and Penny slipped the drink to Sheldon Cooper, which bubbled in a tall cup and had a round green lime wedged onto the edge of the glass... Sheldon/Penny oneshot
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny
The Pregnancy Complex by Mika Casey reviews
Penny made an announcement that changed Sheldon's life.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Forgiveness is Divine by Corrupted Desires reviews
Jasper finally receives his punishment for attacking Bella on her eighteenth birthday. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Jasper - Complete
Sex: The Final Frontier by freudian fuckup reviews
Sheldon takes the leap from theory to practice.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,478 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Conspiracy Theories by Nonnihil Scelestus reviews
John and Olivia discuss conspiracies and find something special along the way.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,445 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2009 - O. Benson, J. Munch - Complete
Lord Have Mercy by Forgotten Sunrise reviews
Edward, Jacob, Bella and Nessie all have terribly messed up relationship with one another. Can you guess the context of them? A series of sinfully sexy and touching vignettes that will reveal to you what happens after Breaking Dawn.Rated M R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,744 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Jacob
When You're Broken by ToWriteLoveOnAPage reviews
Leah Clearwater is someone who has always been left behind. Her father is gone, her Sam has moved on and her body has betrayed her, but what happens when she finds love in the most unlikely and unfortunate of places? Will she be able to pick up the pieces
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,685 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Leah
One Hundred Percent by KoreWillow reviews
Hermione is taking a test after school and gets a steamy surprise when the teacher leaves the room. She finds love in the most unexpected person and ends up getting a 100 on her test! Lemon; don't like it don't read it. 1st lemon: reviews would be nice!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,425 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Of Cats and Vampiric Smells by WingsRider reviews
Second One-shot following My Jasper. Jasper/Leah. Rosella's childhood experiences and the newest one, meeting Sue's cat, Cheese. I own nothing. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Jasper, Leah - Complete
My Jasper by WingsRider reviews
His piercing golden eyes locked with mine intensely, never swaying with his decision. "I want you, Jasper." Jasper/Leah. Don't like, don't read. Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,530 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Jasper, Leah - Complete
A Woman Scorned by minivanx reviews
The one question all men fear. "Edward, am I fat?"
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Based On True Events by pandorasnotebook reviews
The Cullens go see the movie Twilight and the rest of the theater has be a captive audience to their constant need to narrate. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
Leah vs Jasper: Chess Edition by WingsRider reviews
Sequel to Leah Vs. Jasper and Leah's Revenge. After being snowed in, Leah and Jasper play chess. Who wins? I own nothing! Rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Jasper, Leah - Complete
The Words of Reality by LadyJezebel reviews
Reality was simple for Jacob Black. He had a girlfriend and a happy life. But he's torn with confusion and fear when he meets Edward Cullen. He never questioned his sexuality. Until he fell in love with the new boy in town.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,854 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Leah's Revenge by WingsRider reviews
Sequel to Leah vs. Jasper! Not as good as first but okay! Paul gets his butt stuck! I own nothing! Rated T, once again because I said so.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Jasper, Leah - Complete
Awkward Day by pandorasnotebook reviews
Awkward Day is the Cullen's favorite holiday when you add 'In my pants' or 'In bed' to the end of every sentence. Poor Edward. Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
Leah vs Jasper by WingsRider reviews
I believe the title says it all. I own nothing! Rated T because I said so!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Jasper, Leah - Complete
Blood Bond by EricFancier reviews
Eric needs to blow off some steam and Pam is the right woman for the job. Set after Sookie and Bill left Fangtasia in S1E09. Adult themes.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Pam, Eric N. - Complete
Hope For Me by PreviouslyDead reviews
The summery i had before was boring. Here's the new one. Leah's alone, Jacob's imrinted on Bella, which means that Edward's alone...what are two alone people supposed to do other then comfort each other? LeahxEdward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,542 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Leah, Edward - Complete
Voyeuristic Tendencies by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Edward catches Bella is a very compromising situation, which leads to a bit more than simple voyeurism. ExB Smut, Smut, Smut... but very fun smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Explosion Met by Haunted Sadness reviews
Jasper helps Bella get the one thing that she wants...Edward! xlemonx R/R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
I want her to know by DracoMalfoy-sexgod88 reviews
One shot of Draco's true feeling for Hermione are revealed
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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TwiScene reviews
Bella is a scene/emo/goth girl. She just moved to Forks with her dad. Who are the mysterious pale kids? Why does one of them always looked at her? Rated T for language. Closely like the book! Much better than my summary,I suck at them! Read,Review,love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,142 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Harry Potter and the Secrets of the New Student reviews
Y.2. A new Gryffindor student is welcomed to Hogwarts. But she is no normal student. And what is the strange voice Harry is hearing? Does she hear it too? Violet McCarty is different, Harry is the only one who can see it, but why just him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P.
First Things Last reviews
Robert Pattinson just finished shooting Twilight movies for awhile sohe decided to see whats so special about American college, and his mom made him. But one faithful day after class he meets someone who he cant stop thinking about. M for lang.,sex,ect.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2009
Goodbye, Edward
just some random thing i wrote. Read review. set in some diffrent world other than Twilight. Bella kicks Edward out.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Moonlight: A Twilight Story reviews
Shelby was having a normal life, untill her family gets in a car crash. Strange people with voices like angels and hands like ice help her who are they? ** first story! tell me what you think!**
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,570 - Reviews: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009