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When a Guy Uses A Pick-Up Line On U...

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put 'u' and 'i' together
Woman: Really, I'd put 'f' and 'u' together

Difference between Friends and Best Friends

FRIENDS: Ask before they take your food.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you go hungry.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Help you when you trip.
BEST FRIENDS: Laugh at you then trip you again.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying: "Crud, we messed up."

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready tobury the loser who made you cry.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste that kind of shit!"

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Comfort you because a guy rejected you.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk up right to the guy and say "You're gay, aren't you?"

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' butt for leaving you.

If you have a best friend and know they would do all this stuff, or if you are a best friend who would do this, re-post this in your profile!

You know when you live in 2008 when...

1.) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending this to all your friends.

9.)You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and I know you did

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you are on Team Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Boy Secrets:

When a boy is quiet ... millions of things are running in his mind.

When a boy is not arguing ... he is thinking deeply.

When a boy looks at u with eyes full of questions ... he is wondering how long you will be around.

When a boy answers ' I'm fine ' after a few seconds ... he is not at all fine..

When a boy stares at you ... he is wondering why you are lying.

When a boy lets you lay on his chest ... he is wishing for you to be his forever.

When a boy wants to see you everyday... he wants to be yours 4eva.

When a boy says ' I love you ' ... he means it.

When a boy says ' I miss you ' ... no one in this world can miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once make sure u spend it with the right person...

Find a Guy .. who calls you beautiful instead of hot...

who calls you back when you hang up on him...

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep...

Wait for the guy who ...kisses your forehead...

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats...

Who holds your hand in front of his friends...

Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you...

Who turns to his friends and says , ' That's her!! '

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Once Upon A Twilight by ScarlettLovesRhett reviews
Cinderella.Bella's dad has just died and now she has to live with her stepmother Victoria and her daughters Rosalie and Alice.She is abused and is forced to be a slave.Will she get her story book ending? read and find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 52,319 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13041 - Favs: 6,219 - Follows: 2,778 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Baby, Forever by PurpleScorpion reviews
After an incident occurs, Edward gets turned into a baby! How will Bella and the Cullens deal with raising a 1 year-old Edward and at the same time, trying to turn him back into his 17 year-old vampire self?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,257 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13248 - Favs: 7,892 - Follows: 5,873 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Pursuit of Gaiety by LollyPopZz reviews
AU Isabella Swan has always dreamed of becoming a famous pianist. She transfers to Forks Boys' High School under the name of Isaac Swan in hopes of making her dream a reality. There, she meets another pianist, a beautiful, mysterious boy, Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,678 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
The Adventures of Silly Bella by JulesSC reviews
A companion to Bella Hale. The stories about little Bella that wasn't told in BH. Just mindless fluff, with very little plot. BxE friendship, as well as Cullen family bonding.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,210 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
Forever Hunted by Sea of Topaz reviews
Bella Jasper & Rose were adopted by Esme. Edward Alice & Emmett by Carlisle. Bella & Edward hate each other the second they meet. Carlisle proposes to Esme. Bella gets a phone call: her parents murderer escaped from prison & is coming to kill her too. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,272 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
100 years later by Stefy101 reviews
This story happens during New Moon, But the story you know stops when Laurent meets Bella in the woods. What would happen if the werewolfs hadn't saved Bella? What if she had become a vampire without Edward. Worse: What if Edward found out,100 year later
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 38,938 - Reviews: 1586 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Belong with me by CRAZii-TWiiLiiGHT-FAN reviews
What if you've fallen irrevocably in love with your BFF? Do you tell him? can Bella confess her true feelings to Edward before it's too late? or is it already too late to do anything? All human! XD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 79,596 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Diary by bite-me-im-irish reviews
Edward never returns in New Moon because Bella didn't jump off the cliff. Seventeen years later and Bella and her husband are in a car accident. Bella's only daughter is left alone and when she finds her mother's old diary, what secrets will unfold?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,195 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Complete
Isabella Ice Angel by Midnight Chaser reviews
Edward left Bella and Victoria changed her.Laurent becomes her big brother.After making her own coven she cames back to Forks after 20 years to meet the Cullens. Will Edward be forgiven and melt Bella's heart of ice or will a new battle tear them apart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 96,248 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
More More More by carmelinagunn reviews
This is the sequel to If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh. You do need to read that to understand this. Zip up your love one more time and read More!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 248,187 - Reviews: 5852 - Favs: 2,716 - Follows: 1,834 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Isis Academy by blue.eyed.girl.620 reviews
Bella is the Goddess of Beauty and Love, moving to a school for mutants. Summary sucks alot but i promise it will be good! Not my story, my sisters. Read my profile to get the whole story about my sister.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,601 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Complete
A Thousand Miles by alwaysandforever.x reviews
Bella has always been in love with her best friend Edward but there's one problem- he's engaged. Somehow, they end up 1000 miles apart and with Alice's guidance, Bella plans to move on. But what happens when Edward realises he's loved Bella all along? AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,860 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Little Bella Cullen by tammyxcullen reviews
Bella is found by the Cullens when she is 3 and is all alone after her family dies from a car crash. She grows up in a house full of vampires. Funny.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,766 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Little Bella by Ariane1126 reviews
Bella is four years old when she is found by the Cullens. She grows up with them and they soon discover she is special.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 91,904 - Reviews: 1759 - Favs: 1,633 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Between Us by PurpleGrl95 reviews
Edward and Jacob are best friends but their friendship will be tested when the new girl comes along. All Human. Complete
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 66,664 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Dorm Dilemma by bitemeplease235 reviews
All Human. What happens when Bella goes off to college to find that she has to share a dorm with a guy? And that guy happens to be Edward Cullen? And she finds a deep attraction instantly? Hmmm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,731 - Reviews: 2810 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 1,509 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
IM conversations by Scarlett Redd reviews
A collection of random and funny conversations through IM between Twilight characters. Requests are welcome and encouraged! I'm just writing this for fun... it is meant to be entirely pointless and funny... It's just to give me a bit of a break...Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,515 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 8/13/2007
Bella The Vampire Slayer by almostjaime reviews
When Edward leaves Bella. she is hurt and alone in the woods. 100 years later she is still alive. but she is the vampire slayer.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,288 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stranded by georgiasf reviews
The Cullen "children" plus Bella end up on a desert island! How will 5 vampires and one human survive this?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,013 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009
A Witch &a Vampire together, is that even possible by bloodybrill reviews
AU Bella's a witch attending the American Academy of Mythical Creatures. What happens when a new family of vampires arrives?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 64,315 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Complete
Camp Cullen by TwiHard24 reviews
Bella,Alice,and Rosalie are spending their summer at Camp Cullen. They meet some guys...will sparks fly or is that just Bella trying to burn holes in the back of Edward's head? It's an all out prank war. Who will win and what's really the prize?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,391 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008
Swapping Spouses by SevenDayLoan reviews
Every 10 or so years, the cullens trade... spouses. emmettxbella Sequel to Truth or dare... alice style.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,004 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Truth Or Dare: Operation Alpha by EdwardCullenOwnsMySoul reviews
The much anticipated third and final installment of the Truth Or Dare series. We all know how weird truth or dare can get when you play it with vampires but what happens when u add werewolves to the mix? Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 2/6/2008
Finally Breathing by Pixie Hollow reviews
Bella has a boring,confusing, and troubled life. And it all get's worse when she finds out her parent's have died. What happens when she moves to Forks to live with her brother Emmett, and meets Edward? Will he make her life better? or worse? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,156 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Temptation by TwilightAddict413 reviews
Bella is the new girl in town. Edward is the jock that every girl wants. Every girl except Bella.But Bella's rejection becomes a game to Edward. What will happen when Bella and Edward are forced to work together in Drama Club? story on HIATUS for now
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Confessions of a Swan by My name is Birdie reviews
Bella Swan has gone down in history as a legendary vampire hunter, her very name sending fear into the hearts of vampires everywhere. Now starting at a new boaring school in Forks, Bella meets the Cullens. Vamps rule the world and Bella is fighting to win
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,340 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The New Cullen by dazzledbyu88 reviews
Bella becomes part of the Volturi when Edward leaves her. Now, 50 years later she is sent on an undercover mission to live with the Cullens, aka edward. This story is filled with drama, bratty vampires, royalty, balls and masks, and finally, true love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,807 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 12/14/2007
Continuance where MS stopped by Bronzehyperion reviews
This story starts where Midnight Sun left us after chapter 12 and tries to follow the rest of the book Twilight from Edward's POV as accurate as possible. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 149,231 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Rose by Any Other Name by Girl29 reviews
An insecure Bella meets Edward Cullen in an online chat room. Sparks fly, but when he wants to meet her, she pretends to be someone else. EXBXR and Em triangle. All Human. Rated T for now but may change. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,586 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
AIM: Twilight Style by bitexbrittany reviews
Edward is curious about AIM.He decides to get it and talk to Bella on there.What will happen as the two lovers chat on the internet?Will they get into sticky situations?Sounds Better than it is. Read and Review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,201 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Little Bella by iheartdougie reviews
Bella Swan went from a 17 year old to a 2 year old right before the eyes of the entire Cullen family. Summery sucks!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,787 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
Camp Rock! Twilight Style! by tonoavailxoxo reviews
Bella Swan makes her own songs and wants to go to a camp called CAMP ROCK! Where people get known. What happens when celebrity star Edward Cullen comes to the camp? What happens in Final Jam? And who's Tanya? Reviews please! COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,745 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Families are like fudge by AlyssaLutz reviews
Sequel to Camp Pembina. Bella is pregnant. Again! Now accompanied by a 2 1/2 year old, how will Edward and Bella deal with the pregnancy plus baby Kaleb? And what happens when an unwanted person comes back into her life? ExB AxJ EmxR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,246 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vampire Online Chat 2 by yuna9988 reviews
Well here it is another weird chat with every ones favourite Cullen’s why is Edward so mad what dose Emmett do when his bored will Bella and Jacob ever talk after this and will the Cullen’s still have a home R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Immunity by Morine123 reviews
The deadly disease that Edward had is back, but it is spreading, fast. Edward is the only one immune to it and the medicine has gone missing. Sequel to Getting Sick I suggest reading GETTING SICK first, but it's not needed. Edward/Bella fluff. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,089 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
Camp Pembina by AlyssaLutz reviews
Bella is a camp counselor along with, Alice and Rose.Bella has been beat, bullied, and violated. During her third summer at Camp Pembina she meets Edward Cullen. Can he help Bella trust again? Nominated for Denali Coven Award. ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,329 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
Save Me by Consulting Centurion reviews
She looked into my eyes, her chocolate orbs were horror filled. Blood was running down her chin out of her mouth, my Bella was slowly dying. Bella's fate lies in Edward's hands, er, mouth, what will he do? ExB R&R COMPLETELY REDONE. REVISED. ALL NEW.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Complete
All Aboard by BookMe reviews
Rosalie, Alice and Bella win a 3week luxury cruise around the Caribbean where they meet Emmett, Jasper and Edward. Pleanty going on in this story. Also my personal favourite; All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,563 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 1,385 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
One Dozen Roses by Angel Ren reviews
Fluff! Again! Twilight, Valentine's Day. Three weeks after the Tyler's Van incident, Bella Swan finds herself on the radar for many a suitor. But who in the world keeps leaving her roses in the most impossible places? BellaEdward Fluffic! Series
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,671 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 1,444 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Personal Valentine by ronOReds reviews
Forks High is running a special Personal Ad column in their newspaper! Can Bella, Alice, and Rosalie find their special someone in time for Valentines Day! ExB, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,085 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Cupcakes by Angel Ren reviews
As a class project, everyone has been asked to bring something homemade. Only, Edward can't cook. Bella offers to help. Mix in some Emmett, and there's a recipe for disaster! B&E Fluff
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Summer Vacation Cullen Style by Scarlett Redd reviews
A random fic I decided to write. Mostly cute little scenes, lots of funny moments. Fluff. R&R, PLEASE! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,503 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007
Beauty and the Beast by Silence is Silver reviews
Sequel to A New Bella! What happens when Bella's alter ego comes back. This is the story of the beast inside the beauty.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,368 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 1/9/2007
A New Bella by Silence is Silver reviews
You Know the story Edward leaves and Bella gets turned into a vampire. Well in my story Bella gets turmed and she is one of the most powerful vampires in the world. She is differant. She is no longer the weak Bella,When the Cullen family meets her again!p
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,251 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Complete