WiseTomatohide bio
 Author has written 10 stories for Bleach, Sherlock Holmes, Harry Potter, Fable, A song of Ice and Fire, Warhammer, Mass Effect, Avengers, Dresden Files, and Thor. I've recently made a Pat r eon, where amongst other things, I offer access to several original fiction short stories. Also included is a Discord and the chance to vote on what I write in a given week. www . pat r eon . com/ thewisetomato My Original Fiction I have recently had my first work of fiction published in the first DLP Anthology. It is titled Unbowed, Unbroken, Unrelenting: An Anti Hero Anthology. My story is named The Harvester and the Watchmaker. The second DLP Anthology has been released! It is titled Mysterious, Monstrous, Metropolitan: An Urban Fantasy Anthology. Once again, I managed to get a story accepted, and once again, I'm pretty stoked about that. My story is called Mirror, Mirror. I am a proud contributor to the third DLP Anthology. It is titled 'Love, Loss, Longing', and is a romance anthology. My story is titled Dreamweaver. My Fanfiction Magician: Abandoned. I made the mistake of attempting to tell two different tales in one story, and it shows. One a more low key tale of Harry Potter working for Marcone, the other a more high gear adventure of Harry Potter mixing it up with the big leagues. One day I'll thrash out a summary of where I saw the plot going and throw it up, but don't hold your breath. Rise: Working on it again, if slowly. World On Fire: This is going to be a smaller story, probably around 40k words. I know where it is going and how it's getting there, just have to sit down and write it. My Quests Every week, I run a 'live' session of one of my quests on another site, writing between four and five thousand words. When a chapter is complete, usually between ten and twenty thousand words, it will be updated here, as well as AO3, SB, SV, QQ, and RR. Currently, I am writing the Adrift series, with A Soldier Adrift: Captain Westeros, and A God Adrift: THORHAMMER on the go. A Tony Stark quest is due to be started soon. Ish. There is also a somewhat less serious Clint quest. These quests can be found on 'fiction dot live' under the same pen name. If I wrote it before 2011, it was probably shit. Read at your own risk. Seriously. |
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Revanchism by Renee Enderson reviews
The arrogant but gifted Padawan Bastila Shan reluctantly joins the Mandalorian Wars, only to fall in love with the Revanchist himself. Can she learn to fight for more than mere duty before the war destroys both the Republic and the man she loves?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 182,868 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Bastila S., Revan
Stars Fade by totallybursar reviews
Shepard knows that destroying the Reapers will kill her. Trouble is, she's never been good at dying. The explosion of dark energy from the Crucible thrusts Shepard into a totally different universe. Post ME3 ending, DA2 Act 2 beginning. NOT a FemShep/F!Hawke fic. Added 2017 - Story edited and reposted to Ch. 39 Added 9/21 - est. completion date late 2021 early 2022
Crossover - Mass Effect & Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 341,815 - Reviews: 2172 - Favs: 2,659 - Follows: 2,978 - Updated: 11/4/2021 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Shepard
Hurricane Suite by Dr. Snakes MD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto grew up with lofty goals, guts, and determination. Instincts of a born fighter made him grow; duty to his home drove him. As the battle lines begin to blur, he must find a way to reconcile all he's ever known with the man he hopes to become. Large AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 204,759 - Reviews: 2665 - Favs: 7,332 - Follows: 7,329 - Updated: 5/5/2021 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Naruto U.
Written in Reverse by JMenace reviews
Once the possibility of chakra migrating through time and space has been accepted, the soul is only a lunging step away. Two legendary lovers escape to the past in order to save themselves, each other, and maybe the world- if there's time. A story of transmigration, yandere tendencies, and far more spiritual incest than Naruto ever signed up for. (Time Travel) (Naru/fem!Sasu) (AU)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,574 - Reviews: 1579 - Favs: 6,453 - Follows: 6,637 - Updated: 4/8/2021 - Published: 11/12/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Behind Blue Eyes by elmembrila reviews
It's the summer after the Department of Mysteries and Harry Potter's about to do something drastic, something nobody expects, and he may not be alone. Following the lives of Harry and the Order as they battle against each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 433,054 - Reviews: 2061 - Favs: 3,756 - Follows: 1,958 - Updated: 11/14/2019 - Published: 10/15/2004 - Harry P., OC, N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 151 - Words: 716,431 - Reviews: 24747 - Favs: 21,212 - Follows: 20,710 - Updated: 3/28/2019 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., OC
Patriot's Dawn by Dr. Snakes MD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 216,363 - Reviews: 3585 - Favs: 10,519 - Follows: 9,680 - Updated: 3/26/2019 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Best Laid Plans by arun2110 reviews
Madara had a plan. The Yondaime ruined it. Madara made another plan. One that could not fail. But the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry and this one had just run straight into the number one most surprising ninja in Konoha, one Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 194,612 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 2,543 - Follows: 2,446 - Updated: 10/15/2018 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Naruto U.
Alliance Personnel File: LCDR SHEPARD, J by FluffyCannibal reviews
Shepard survived the Crucible. These are the Alliance files charting his time spent recovering in hospital. COMEDY, not to be taken too seriously. **WARNING** Shepard has hacked my account and is replying to all reviews. Proceed with caution.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 18,515 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 3/31/2017 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Admiral Hackett, Shepard
THW by JMenace reviews
(Being rewritten) Naruto's chakra is warped at birth. Instead of strengthening his body and mind, it shrieks and wails like wind through his coils. Thrust into a war of ruthless shinobi and roaming Bijuu, he'll need the resolve to fight through his greatest weakness and survive- or, the determination to make it his greatest strength and win. (Lovecraftian AU)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 212,784 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 2,833 - Follows: 2,577 - Updated: 10/13/2016 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Naruto U.
Candle in the Dark by Creen reviews
This is basically KOTOR... but as a story, instead of a game... but it also deals with mysteries in the game. Where was the Promised Lands, and why was it so obvious? What really happened to Trask Ulgo? Dead, alive? Whose mind did they use to reprogram Revan? It's still about the main characters, but the endings of fleeting quests are seen a little better.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 289,223 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/21/2016 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Revan, Carth O., Bastila S., Canderous O. - Complete
Life in Konoha's ANBU by Shezza reviews
ANBU!Naruto. Drafted into ANBU at a young age, Naruto is guided to the path of a Captain. Leader of Team Sigma, the Hokage's Personal Guard, Naruto will lead his team and defend his Village to the best of his ability. Threats besiege the Land of Fire from all sides, and only Naruto stands before them...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 53 - Words: 370,954 - Reviews: 5219 - Favs: 9,486 - Follows: 8,732 - Updated: 8/6/2016 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Enter the Dragon by Doghead Thirteen reviews
It began with a quirk of timing. It continued because dragons, such as what 8-year-old Harry Potter just turned into, are large and difficult to control. Fortunate for everyone he's a nice kid, eh? Shadowrun and Rifts crossover. You have now been warned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shadowrun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 131,097 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 3,159 - Follows: 2,685 - Updated: 7/26/2016 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Harry P.
It's All in the Details by Colleen reviews
When Dean goes to sell his soul at the crossroads to bring Sam back, someone else steps in to negotiate the deal. Cas did get a sign and it sent him off into the past to change things. AU from The Man Who Would be King and All Hell Breaks Loose.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 184,265 - Reviews: 1923 - Favs: 3,350 - Follows: 3,316 - Updated: 5/16/2016 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Dean W., Castiel
Team 7's Ascension: Blood Wings by Eilyfe reviews
In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 205,713 - Reviews: 2319 - Favs: 7,897 - Follows: 5,567 - Updated: 3/8/2016 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Protector's Pride by NeoRyu777 reviews
What if Ichigo had handled his Inner Hollow problem like he had everything else thrown his way? Instead of running from it, he faced it head-on? Rated M for future graphic scenes.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 573,294 - Reviews: 6197 - Favs: 9,147 - Follows: 6,856 - Updated: 9/24/2015 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Ichigo K. - Complete
The Lesser Sadness by Newcomb reviews
Crush the world beneath your heel. Destroy everyone who has ever slighted you. Tear down creation just to see if you can. Kill anything beautiful. Take what you want. Desecrate everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,949 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 2,051 - Follows: 2,380 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 1/9/2015 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D., Penelope C.
What You Leave Behind by Newcomb reviews
The Mirror of Erised is supposed to show your heart's desire - so why does Harry Potter see only vague, blurry darkness? Aberforth is Headmaster, Ariana is alive, Albus is in exile, and Harry must uncover his past if he's to survive his future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 122,146 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 3,756 - Follows: 4,353 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 10/14/2014 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Cho C., Cedric D.
Radiant Nights by JMenace reviews
Since she left him, frigid as the setting moon, there is nothing she loathes as much as the light of dawn on the clouds. But as in all things, the sun falls with its regrets, and the moon rises again with the light of a new love. (Alternate Universe)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,537 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 1,686 - Follows: 1,741 - Updated: 6/12/2015 - Published: 1/13/2015 - [Naruto U., Kaguya Ō.]
The Telling Tale by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
Seeker Cassandra has finally tracked down the Warden, three years after her old recruit Anders started the Mage-Templar War. How does a Seeker convince a mage to side with the Chantry?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 308,504 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Surana, Cassandra P.
Flying (& other Scenes) by CheddarTrek reviews
A series of unrelated scenes from various POVs (Harry features in every other one). Begins with "Flying," in which Harry learns that there are still a few things able to challenge him in the air, and goes from there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,129 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Game Face by LittleChicago reviews
The raid on Hades' Vault is over, and Harry has come home... but very little is as he left it; he's got new digs, a new job, and new enemies. Good thing he still has his friends. He'll need them for his next Winter Knight mission: hunting down and assassinating a natural predator.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,034 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Complete
Interstitium by AssaultSloth reviews
Flashbacks, interstitial scenes, and backdoor dealings. A companion to ME2 focusing on characters and worlds, big and small.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 534,513 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Shepard, Garrus V., Miranda L., Tali'Zorah - Complete
Making Uzumaki (Original Version) by PsyckoSama reviews
The original version of Making Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,949 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 1,731 - Follows: 1,708 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Naruto U., Haku - Complete
Victory at Ostagar by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
When Bryce Cousland's little spitfire scaled the Tower of Ishal and lit the beacon at the critical moment, King Cailan won a mighty victory against the darkspawn. The Blight, however was far from over. All other origins included, plus Hawke and his companions. Cousland/Loghain, Morrigan/Anders, Surana/Zevran, Fergus/Anora, and more. Half a million hits and still going.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 128 - Words: 1,173,512 - Reviews: 5295 - Favs: 1,730 - Follows: 1,090 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Cousland - Complete
Out of the Fire and into the Cupboard by HalfASlug reviews
There's a reason that adults don't usually play hide and seek - especially when they are nothing more than overgrown children.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,731 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 328 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Son of Lightning, Child of Moon by Lutris A reviews
The Last Dragonborn is locked in eternal combat with the World-Eater in Sovngarde. There are whispers of evil spreading in High Rock. The Aldmeri Dominion marches on Cyrodiil, and without a hero to guide them, Skyrim's Civil War rages on. The future of Tamriel itself seems dire, when an immense lightning storm brings with it a new hero to Nirn: Harry Potter, The Master of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,090 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Harry P.
Concerning Wizards by Morwen Pendragon reviews
Fate hated him, Death obviously has something against him, and now he is awake in a green land unlike what he left and is determined not to care this time. NoPairings, HPLOTR X-over
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,913 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 2,624 - Follows: 3,378 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Harry P.
Broken Circle by LittleChicago reviews
Fifth and final chapter in the Broken series. Harry's life has changed, but one thing stays the same: the Black Council - The Circle - still have plans, and Harry's still standing in the way. But he won't stand alone. It all comes down to this...
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 150,474 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Complete
The Wizard of the Kaleidoscope by OnTheImportanceOfLungs reviews
What does it take to destroy something completely? Some would be fine with eradicating its soul. Others would argue that you must erase even the concept of the object from existence. AU, with a notoriously complex Magic system.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 65 - Words: 177,598 - Reviews: 3272 - Favs: 3,044 - Follows: 2,202 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Turks' Way by LunaStorm reviews
If Sephiroth can be manipulated by the stuff in the ShinRa Mansion library, Vincent'll make sure that he's manipulated in the right direction. And while he's at it... well... he might as well, mightn't he?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,869 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 1,864 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Vincent V. - Complete
Naruto: Iron Soul by PlaceholderName reviews
An accident results in Naruto acquiring a unique advantage and a new instructor. Can Ebisu guide Naruto down the path of a successful ninja?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 101,540 - Reviews: 1771 - Favs: 3,810 - Follows: 3,853 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Naruto U.
The Keening Blade by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
She hesitated-"Mostly, I couldn't kill you, knowing that I cheated. At the Landsmeet. Our duel." There was a heavy silence. Loghain said slowly, "You do realize that I am holding a naked sword at this very moment?" M for sound reasons.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 427,041 - Reviews: 1530 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Cousland, Loghain M. T.
Red Tape and Salt Lines by Lucillia reviews
Besides the usual problems with her department, BAU Section Chief Erin Strauss has devilishly tricky ones that're more up her cousins' alley to deal with. Problems, such as the demon in the BAU.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,167 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 2/22/2011 - V. Henriksen, Erin S.
Uchiha Fukurou by ToBetasered reviews
Uchiha Fukurou was conceived when at the same moment, in another universe, Old Man Potter died.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,861 - Reviews: 2351 - Favs: 6,146 - Follows: 5,709 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Harry P., Mikoto U.
Ectomancer by RustyRed reviews
Falling through puddles and magic gone haywire are just a few of Harry's newest problems. With the Ministry falling apart and Voldemort unearthing ancient secrets, will Harry uncover the truth in time? Post-OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 103,911 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 2,864 - Follows: 3,066 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Harry P.
The Uncanny Mrs Hudson by ifonlynotnever reviews
ONE SHOT. "Mrs Hudson knew precisely what kind of person she was offering tea to. The assassin, however, did not know what she'd added to the tea." Or: Mrs Hudson is the biggest BAMF of all.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock H. - Complete
Empowerment by Coriander Tea reviews
Begins after Last Stand, time jumps back to First Class. Erik's death causes a lot of trouble for the disabled girl who befriended him in his old age. An OC for people who hate OCs. Now with potential Wolvertique!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 111,173 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Erik L./Magneto
Of Finding Innocence by FanficwriterGHC reviews
When Kate Beckett went to get her book signed by Richard Castle, she never imagined that she'd end up meeting his daughter, much less offering to babysit for the afternoon. AU.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 330,428 - Reviews: 5470 - Favs: 3,729 - Follows: 1,748 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
The Unforgiving Minute by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
Broken and defeated, the War long since lost, Harry enacts his final desperate gambit: Travel back in time to the day of the Third Task, destroy all of Voldemort's horcruxes and prevent the Dark Lord's resurrection…all within the space of twelve hours.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 84,617 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 3,554 - Follows: 1,881 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Good Coat for a Good Man by freckles-knows reviews
An 11 year old Sherlock meets the 10th Doctor.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/10/2011 - 10th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
The Denarian Apocalpyse by Shezza reviews
Fourth Book in the Denarian Series: Harry Potter. Albus Dumbledore. Lord Voldemort. The machinations and plots of these three wizards have had unseen consequences that are, now, only just beginning to catch up to the Wizarding World. They are coming...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,780 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P., Albus D.
Conlaodh's Song by enembee reviews
Book 2. As the Second War begins, Voldemort becomes obsessed with harnessing the realm of Old Magic to his own ends. Meanwhile, Harry has to contend with the Ministry, ancient foes and the machinations of a world he barely understands.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,777 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Teacup Tempest by Wingwyrm reviews
Naruto has been hiding something since the time she was ten. Now she's finally graduated from the Academy only to find that the guy she's sorta-kinda been dating is her sensei. All Kakashi knows is that Naruto is scarily familiar. Kakashi/Fem!Naruto, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45,800 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 6,502 - Follows: 1,881 - Published: 12/4/2010 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] Naruko U. - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1998 - Favs: 5,781 - Follows: 1,863 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Fifth Act by Sinnatious reviews
Cloud has an accident with a Time materia. There are people to save, and for that, some people need to die.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 38 - Words: 169,887 - Reviews: 2795 - Favs: 5,993 - Follows: 1,819 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
We Live in Awkward Times, My Friend by Rockstar with a Vendetta reviews
A series of awkward situations in which her friends discover Kel has been...intimate with someone. Being as nosy as they are, they then proceed to embarrass her on their quest to discover who has "conquered" the unconquerable lady knight.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,323 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Keladry
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 2,635 - Follows: 323 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Berry Balloons by RadioButtons reviews
In an odd weird way, Ichigo and Rukia are best friends.They're both not exactly sure how and when they became friends,but somehow something starts changing them and their views on each other.Is there any way to deal with falling fall for your best friend?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,895 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Way to be a Jackass by Coffee Anon reviews
Visiting an Aquarium can be quite entertaining if you know what kind of jackasses to look out for...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Number Games by jbern reviews
Ron Weasley, an aging quidditch player in the middle of possibly the biggest game of his life, looks back at the places where his life changed for the better and the worse. Book 7 compliant but not epilogue compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,690 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 223 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Ron W., Padma P. - Complete
Better to Honour by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Danzo could have been a hero. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 317 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Danzō S., Hiruzen S. - Complete
The Denarian Variation by Shezza reviews
Set after The Denarian Lord: Eight years after Harry killed Voldemort, the last Denarian Lord is surprised to find Amanda Carpenter begging for his help. They had come and taken her daughter away. As Harry fights to get her back, Albus has his own plan...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,545 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 453 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Patron Saint of Posting Bail by Brownish reviews
Harry keeps shelling out for the Carpenter kids. Oneshot, futurefic.
Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 103 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Complete
By the Divining Light by enembee reviews
Book 1. Follow Harry and Dumbledore as they descend into the depths of Old Magic seeking power and redemption in equal measure. En route they encounter ancient enchantments, a heliopath and an evil that could burn the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,970 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 4,193 - Follows: 3,166 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
The Outside, Looking In by Brownish reviews
Harry is called to Molly's school to administer disciplinary action.
Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 120 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Complete
After The Fairy Tale Ends by Frozen Shattered Roses reviews
To be a Vizard is to be a criminal in the eyes of the 46. With Aizen's fall Ichigo is cast out, allowed to escape for his service to the Seireitei. What happens when he sneaks back in? Early angst, starts around Chp4, some language, rating may change
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 101,189 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 1,176 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Ichigo K.
The Denarian Lord by Shezza reviews
Lord Voldemort readies for war while Albus Dumbledore seeks peace- through any means necessary. At the same time, Harry Potter moves to eradicate the Order of Blackened Denarius. In the middle of this is the Winter Lady, whose motives remain unknown...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 245,544 - Reviews: 2263 - Favs: 3,266 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 16259 - Favs: 27,831 - Follows: 11,788 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Magical World by Miranda Flairgold reviews
Last fic in the trilogy! Demons invaded Earth intent on enslaving all magical life. But they miscalculated...the Earthling's magic is stronger than they suspected, and far more dangerous. Now the survivors regroup in the new magical world, to fight back.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,170 - Reviews: 2186 - Favs: 4,220 - Follows: 4,391 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009
Across Dimensions: Parting Reality's Veil by Taliath reviews
AU/AD. Namikaze Naruto has led a charmed life under the protection of the Fourth Hokage. But now, after sacrificing himself for his home, he finds himself waking up in an entirely new world, surrounded by a village that despises him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,392 - Reviews: 1975 - Favs: 3,164 - Follows: 3,325 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
The Desk by opalish reviews
Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,590 - Follows: 272 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1416 - Favs: 4,960 - Follows: 3,666 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Afternoons and Coffeespoons by Bella Temple reviews
AU. The Yellow Eyed Demon was a liiiiiiittle bit delayed in getting around to his psychic kids.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,585 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Make My Fantasies Come True by Chelle-chan7 reviews
A collection of one-shots involving IchiRuki roleplay. Rated M for mature reasons. Ideas and requests are welcomed.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,513 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Formal Declaration by Adrian Tullberg reviews
A little scenario I was inspired to write.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 117 - Published: 9/5/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Trump Card by Lady Salazar reviews
They had nothing and everything in common. More importantly, Harry Potter and Uchiha Sasuke each had something the other badly needed, an edge, and the determination to damn the consequences of their actions. Short oneshot, mid-timeskip, year six.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 139 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Harry P., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4984 - Favs: 14,281 - Follows: 6,754 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Changes in a Time of War by Miranda Flairgold reviews
Sequel A Second Chance at Life. Harry is training in bloodmagic/necromancy, he is becoming a basilisk with a thunderbird's soul, there's a plague in europe, demons are about to invade Earth, and Voldemort needs to die. Fae, vampires, new magics and school
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 343,956 - Reviews: 5552 - Favs: 6,464 - Follows: 3,481 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Complete
Weapons by Random One-Shot reviews
The Shinigami have duty. The Arrancar have Aizen. The Hollows have hunger. The Vaizard have revenge. But what does it take for a bunch of human children to fight?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 82 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Chad/Y. Sado, Ichigo K. - Complete
The Unforgiving by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 4,296 - Follows: 1,410 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Little Butterfly by DeadlyBeauty23 reviews
IchiRuki AU In a corrupted and twisted government, Rukia is their key to gaining what they desire. Ichigo Kurosaki is Rukia's guardian and he is going to risk anything and everything to protect her and bring peace back to their world.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 64,348 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Tuebor by Hugplx reviews
He had two friends in the entire world. One betrayed him and the other disappeared. His desire was to always protect those who couldn't protect themselves, but now he's finding it hard to stay motivated, yet still, he remains strong. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,911 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 1,209 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M.
The Tarot Master by Aalicia reviews
Ichigo is a Nephilim Tarot Master who seduces women with the flip of a card. Rukia is the first woman to defy his power. IchiRuki AU among the lust of fallen angels.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,848 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 55 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Ever After by Silver Matter reviews
IchiRuki: So many people don't get their fairytale ending. Is it worth it to put on the glass slippers knowing that real life awaits after the ball? Once upon a time, there was a boy named Ichigo, a girl named Rukia, and a world of death in between...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,540 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Return to Start by Lucillia reviews
My take on the Obi-Wan dies and wakes up in the past story.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Gathering Strawberry by lunadeartemis reviews
AU IchiRuki. Beginnings were hardly ever smooth. Falling in love was not the intent. And gathering that so-called strawberry stood to be harder than planned.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 93,968 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Rukia K., Ichigo K.
Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter reviews
COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,793 - Reviews: 2075 - Favs: 7,361 - Follows: 2,979 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Something About You by IchigoRukiaforever reviews
Ichigo gets a scholarship and is determined to be a succesfull doctor, yet falling in love was not part of his plan. The best part of all is he hardly knows her. IchiXRuki.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,740 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Love Conquers All by jazzpha reviews
When Rukia is captured and taken to Hell as a prisoner, Ichigo and Renji fight to save her with help from an ex-Captain. As the fallout of the rescue spirals into total war against Hell, will anything be the same in Soul Society again? Multiple pairings.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 183,362 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
A Second Chance by Cecilius reviews
Urahara tricks Ichigo and Rukia to keep them safe after the war becomes a lost cause and the two struggle with their new lives in an alternate past, one joining the Academy and the other doing what she can to prepare past friends for the future war.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,131 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 1,108 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Her Missing Piece by AnGeLiCaNiMeKiTtY reviews
Chapter 15 meet the parents. rukia finally introduces ichigo to her parents.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,403 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Rukia K., Ichigo K.
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 7,101 - Follows: 2,228 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Photo Shoot by Fathom-x reviews
What happens when Rukia attends a bikini modeling job for the first time, and her photographer is a familiar hot bodied orange headed man? My own beach scene influenced by the Bleach Opening scenes in the New Captain Amagi Arc. IchixRuki Lemons
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,990 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 78 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Lyrics Challenge by RogueAmazonBoo and Tituba reviews
Two authors, six stories, and a whole lot of Ichigo and Rukia.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,943 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Bleach::Hacked by Kyoshi Slickfish reviews
AU. Trading in Zanpakuto for computers, convicted hacker Ichigo has to outsmart Aizen to solve the mystery behind a deadly virus and clear his friends of police accusations. Getting the girl in the meantime also proves a fun challenge. IchiRuki
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 28 - Words: 41,488 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Indefinitely by JadeRent reviews
Rukia is stationed in Karakura after the war with Aizen, living a double life as Shinigami and human with Ichigo's help. IchiXRuki, swearing, some spoilers from Hueco Mundo arc. Rating changed because Ichigo and Rukia can't keep their hands to themselves.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 165,644 - Reviews: 1398 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
The Denarian Knight by Shezza reviews
Sequel to The Denarian Renegade: Harry, the new and reluctant Knight of the Cross, finds himself fighting against new enemies as he is dragged into conflict. He will have to use all of his power to overcome new obstacles, some more surprising than others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 191,276 - Reviews: 1756 - Favs: 3,048 - Follows: 1,334 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Things Konoha Genin are not Allowed to do by jgkitarel reviews
A series of things that Konoha's genin are not allowed to do in order of teams. Now, a blast from the past! The one! The only! Team Minato!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,844 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
Love:dot:COM by Zapenbits reviews
—AU—She's trying to find herself. He knows exactly who he is. When their friends set them up on a school-based dating website, they connect through IM, texting, and total secrecy. And it seems, that sometimes those stupid love websites really do work. I&R
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,101 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Agreed To In Innocence by Theresa Crane reviews
Ichi/Ruki-COMPLETE! A very young girl has her life saved by a very young boy. A promise is made and futures decided. Time skip from children to teens. SUSPENSE THROUGHOUT! Romance/humor/suspense/action *disclaimer-Bleach is Kubo Tite's creation
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 306,892 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Only Bastards Rise by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has learned everything from his mistakes. Anyone who thinks otherwise is dead wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 2,436 - Follows: 622 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
I Should've Picked A Boy by Lucillia reviews
Dreading the reaction he'd get when he reached the checkout counter, Darth Bane begins to regret picking a girl for an apprentice.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Complete
The Usual by Rosethorn reviews
A couple of cranky old wizards at the club. Business as usual. Crossover with Harry Potter and Arthurian legend.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Albus D., Gandalf - Complete
Practicality by Rosethorn reviews
Harry Dresden does not subscribe to the EPIC DRAMA school of wizarding. Crossover with Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Post Mortem by Case13 reviews
Or a handful of odd happenings.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 82 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Ichigo K., Yoruichi S.
Fuinjutsu by Eleature reviews
A new seal made by Naruto malfunctions when it's challanged by Akatsuki's extraction ritual. Now Naruto has to deal with situations he'd never dreamed of before: a war, a demon attack, Orochimaru, spies and the paradox of his own existence. Timetravel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 87,367 - Reviews: 1991 - Favs: 4,577 - Follows: 4,513 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Naruto U., Torune
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1795 - Favs: 8,962 - Follows: 1,236 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Inferno by Frozen Shattered Roses reviews
All the captains of soul society have one thing in common. All have achieved Bankai. There has never been - and never will be - a captain of the Gotei 13 who has not achieved this level. For some of them it's just difficult to admit...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 84 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Sleight of Hand by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
Hungry wizards cannot be blamed for their actions. Harry/Murphy. TVverse
Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Complete
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 1,622 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Serendipity by VioletIris reviews
He didn't know what he was thinking, but for once he hesitated. Rather than killing her, he took her, and ran. IchiRuki
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,507 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
The Fabulous Destiny of Kurosaki Ichigo by Kasuchi reviews
One person can change your life forever.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,819 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Do Not Pass Go by psychochick1 reviews
Even the most ironclad contracts can have hidden escape clauses, exploitable with proper documentation.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,782 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
The Denarian Renegade by Shezza reviews
By the age of seven, Harry Potter hated his home, his relatives and his life. However, an ancient demonic artefact has granted him the powers of a Fallen and now he will let nothing stop him in his quest for power. AU: Slight Xover with Dresden Files
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 234,997 - Reviews: 2170 - Favs: 5,941 - Follows: 2,665 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Gaining Respect by Bjorn reviews
Hanatarou Yamada, Soul Society's whipping boy, knows that he's a wimp. But sometimes he surprises himself. Today, he manages to surprise the 11th Division's Captain as well. A short piece about gaining Zaraki Kenpachi's respect.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 143 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Hanatarō Y., K. Zaraki - Complete
Helping Hands by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Naruto has a problem only a woman can solve. Scratch that, make that a few women. Lemon Naruto X Princess Yukie X Naruko X others
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,443 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 1,034 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Naruto U., Koyuki
A Calculated Legacy by drakensis reviews
When the Sound are destroyed, Tsunade lies dead. Who will be the Rokudaime Hokage?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 147 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
Not Slytherin Enough by fruit17 reviews
Harry was sorted into Slytherin. Five years later, members of the Order of the Phoenix come to collect him from Privet Drive. The Boy Who Lived isn't quite who they expected. Warning: female Blaise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 3,865 - Follows: 1,380 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 4,326 - Follows: 585 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 4,811 - Follows: 827 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dying Embers by Kalistar reviews
AU SW Crossover. Harry Potter was attacked by Voldemort, however, his parents were not home and he was taken from his home and Earth by an old Jedi to grow up as Revan a powerful and feared Jedi. Dark!Harry, Independent!Harry
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 172,492 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 2,248 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - E. Piell, Harry P. - Complete
Kiss and Yell by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
In which everyone finds out more about the Sexy no Jutsu than they EVER wanted to know and Naruto and Ino realize that violence is the spice of life. NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,824 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,687 - Follows: 493 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
A Second Chance at Life by Miranda Flairgold reviews
When Voldemort’s assassins find him Harry flees seeking a place to prepare for the battle. Bloodmagic, wandlessmagic, necromancy, fae, a thunderbird, demons, vampires. Harry finds the strength & allies to win a war. Singularly unique fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 251,462 - Reviews: 4860 - Favs: 10,870 - Follows: 4,558 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Complete
Ultimate Taijutsu Technique by Cyberwolf reviews
Lee tries out a new Ultimate Taijutsu Technique on Neji. Much to his team's dismay. Except Tenten, she thought it was funny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 148 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Hate and a Stolen Dream by Monday reviews
In which Team 7 learns just how well Naruto knows Sasuke. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 2,033 - Follows: 339 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kakashi's Lesson by Lady Jaye1 reviews
With a little help from Team Gai, Team 7 teaches Kakashi a lesson on the consequences of being late.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,526 - Follows: 283 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 6,579 - Follows: 1,586 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Season by Daily Prophet Reporting reviews
Follow along in newspaper style as The Daily Prophet's team of reporters covers the excitement surrounding Harry Potter's first season in professional Quidditch. Controversy, glory, scandal and maybe even romance await the game's newest hero.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 45,753 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/9/2005 - Published: 11/13/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 2,712 - Follows: 608 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Darth Voldemort by The Itch reviews
After a stunning announcement, Harry makes the connection between himself and a certain Jedi Master...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 281 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Forgetful by The Evil Author reviews
Harry PotterMen in Black - Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it.
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/26/2004
Shadows on the Walls by Distorted Pheonix reviews
In an alternate universe, Voldemort tells the world about the one wizard he ever admired.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/18/2004 - Voldemort, Sirius B.
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A Soldier Adrift: Captain Westeros reviews
The Infinity Stones are not to be wielded lightly, as Steve Rogers discovers when he washes up on the shores of Westeros. In a world of swords and spears, what difference can one shield make?
Crossover - A song of Ice and Fire & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 346,916 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 2,149 - Updated: 9/1 - Published: 6/23/2021
Rise reviews
A world of myth and might offers many dangers, of which rogue Heroes are only one. Oakvale burned, and Albion may follow if the creature from the Void has its way. From struggle comes strength, and a Hero shall rise in defence of his home. The Archon's bloodline still has power.
Fable - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 138,657 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Chicken Chaser/The Hero of Oakvale
A God Adrift: THORHAMMER reviews
Cast adrift in a foreign world, his boon companions far from his side and strange local customs to navigate? Must be a Thorsday.
Crossover - Warhammer & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 56,705 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 1/27 - OC, Thor
Collected Ramblings and Assorted Prompts reviews
A collection of short elseworlds and what ifs usually based on my Adrift series. Crossovers currently include Harry Potter, The Witcher, Youjo Senki, and Metal Gear.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,490 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/12 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Wong
Sufficiently Advanced Percussive Maintenance reviews
Thor landed head first in the Presidium, and then the Geth attacked. It was an improvement on his day so far.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Thor - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,136 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 285 - Published: 3/22
World On Fire reviews
The day the Reapers invaded Earth, one landed on Hogwarts. The castle survived, but the Statute of Secrecy won't.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,387 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 1,209 - Updated: 8/11/2021 - Published: 2/6/2018 - Harry P.
Magician reviews
A mature Harry Potter finds himself in Dresden's world through unknown means with no way back. Not having any lingering connections to his old world, he decides to make the best of things and do what he does best-survive, with style.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 80,026 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 3,468 - Follows: 3,838 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Harry P., H. Dresden
Thank God You're Here: WiseTomato reviews
One shots taken from prompts at the TGYH thread over at DLP. Serious, original, strange, and sometimes downright disturbing. Exercises in creative writing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Harry P.
Enemies Within, Enemies Without reviews
In the wake of what the Winter Battle could have been, titans pause to rest. During their reprieve, new powers rise, and those holding them grow complacent as Aizen schemes from hiding. Now is the time for the titans to awake, and do battle once more.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 125,233 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
The Assorted Adventures of S Holmes & J Watson reviews
A number of short, punch-line adventures from the lives of Sherlock Holmes and John H. Watson. No long hunt, just a quick finale: one part plot, two parts action, one part planning, half a part humour, blended evenly, shaken not stirred.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,834 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010