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Joined 03-10-09, id: 1862055, Profile Updated: 06-05-14
Author has written 10 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Sherlock Holmes.

I guess I'm just an idiot who can't leave the Hetalia fandom. Whoops.

I write stories that are mostly America-centric.

I'm really not one this site anymore so sorry about that, this account's mostly inactive. If you want to do anything to any of my works (translate, draw, use in whatever capacity) don't worry about asking permission, just go for it. These fics are really old and I really am fine with anything anyone wants to do with them. Literally. Anything. Go for it, don't bother asking.

If you want to continue reading "Founding Fathers", my friend over at "Americans and Cats" has a story called "A Revolutionary State" that is basically a continuation of this story. (It's a series of one-shots concerning characters in the American Revolution)

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This Is Justice by Lizzzers reviews
The Revolution has not gone according to plan, and he is just now beginning to realize that there are consequences for his failure.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,582 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 3/25/2010 - America, England/Britain
Of Silence and Thievery by Gecko Osco reviews
Arthur had a voice, a good one, but it's been stolen from him and he's prepared to do everything he can to get it back. Even traversing across the world with a bunch of lunatics who have a leader who just might be his hero after all. USUK, minor others. Cover Art by NoximillianRaven.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 159,571 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 4/9/2010 - England/Britain, America
On Better Terms by Galythia reviews
At the age of nineteen, Arthur was forced to drop out of school to take care of his little brother. He then rushed into marriage, divorced soon after, and was left a miserable wreck. What happens when he becomes the chauffeur for the lawyer, Alfred Jones? Very little Rus/Am, but VERY DARK. Rape and child sex trafficking at the hands of a crime lord.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 119,087 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
We'll Meet Again by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. London pub owner Arthur Kirkland is driven to distraction by loud, brash American fighter pilot Alfred Jones. Unable to stop it, Arthur finds himself falling for Alfred's charms... just as the pilot is preparing to leave for war.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,415 - Reviews: 1759 - Favs: 4,299 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Dear Diary by ai-08 reviews
Alfred F. Jones isn't gay. Just read his diary; you'll see. AU, Alfred/Ivan among others. RE-UPLOADED AND COMPLETE :
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,132 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Hard Times and Strange Minds by Car reviews
"Mr. President, this is the Washington DC chief of police. I'm sorry to be calling at this hour, but I'm afraid I have a…friend of yours here at the station." What happened during this night of mayhem? I don't think THEY even know for sure.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,039 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - America, England/Britain
Better With You by maplewaffles reviews
Matthew and Sofie attempt to escape their past in Paris. AU and slight OOC. This is just the start so yeah.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Canada, Belgium
Engaged by RobinRocks reviews
America and England decide to put the Transatlantic Telephone Room to better use. Too bad Churchill needs to make a phonecall. Implied USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/12/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
From Child to Hero by WhimsicalShmoo reviews
A Hetalia-fied History of the good old US of A. Various implied pairings, maybe. We'll see where this goes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 73 - Words: 92,632 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 9/14/2009 - America
Love Me For Who I Am by Kasumi Lovegood reviews
Thanks to England's spells, America becomes the person England always wanted him to be. England realizes that he prefers the old America and looks for a way to turn him back. But things aren't meant to be easy... USxUK, Romance/Humor/Angst
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,394 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - America, England/Britain
From America with Love by last letter reviews
Dear Russia, you suck.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,309 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - America, Russia
Someone is Checking You Out! by Car reviews
Stupid frog...England was NOT lonely. And he CERTAINLY didn't need to join a bloody online dating website.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Thanks for the Pranks by Car reviews
Due to the overwhelming maturity of both nations, America and England find themselves in a different kind of war than they are used to...A prank war! Who will get the last laugh? "Mark my words, old man, this is war." "Bring it on, brat. Bring it on."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,335 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Stand Beside Her and Guide Her by Car reviews
The President sighed. "You were around when Irving Berlin was writing the song, why didn't you just correct him?" "Honestly sir, when someone writes a song about God blessing you, the last thing you do is question them."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/10/2010 - America - Complete
Stone and Sun by princesscharming101 reviews
What are you muttering alone in the dark for, Bela?" A dangerous voice floated through the air, staining her ears with malice... Soviet Era fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,990 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - America, Belarus
The Red Road by Lost Duck Inc reviews
They had their first kiss when Alfred was 6 and Arthur was 10. They had their first long distance relationship when Alfred was 12 and Arthur was 16. They first made love when Alfred was 16 and Arthur was 20. Fate could not be so kind next time. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,044 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/26/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Da Duck ta' Reason by Jack of All Suits reviews
You think Sherlock Holmes goes about walloping people with a duck?" - Inspector Lestrade saves a distressed duck and hilarity ensues.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Inspector Lestrade - Complete
Do You Doubt That I Love You? by BrazilianMafioso reviews
It's Valentine's Day. Not exactly Alfred F. Jones's favorite holiday… Especially when he's having some identity issues. Written for the insanely amazing roundabout225...GO LOOK HER UP. NOW.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Published: 5/2/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Al and Artie do Blackpool by ElapsingSpiral reviews
Novella Length and complete. It’s time for Arthur’s annual holiday, only money is a tad short: Blackpool it is then. Still, if Arthur’s going to England’s Capital City for Tackiness, he’s taking somebody else down with him. Poor Alfred. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,674 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
When World's Collide by die-kokolores reviews
Another job, another Noble. D believes this to be true, but these feelings dont last forever. During a fight, D accidentaly opens a hole in time, and finds himself in a differnt age all together! Can he get out?
Vampire Hunter D - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,019 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Complete
How To Lose A Guy In 21 Days by WinButler reviews
Arthur realises he's made a big mistake breaking up with Alfred when he sees him with someone else. Desperate, he enlists France's help to break up the happy new couple and win his boyfriend back... Eventual RusUS, FrUK. Now with post-fic apology!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,901 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Russia, America - Complete
Memories Of A Saint by pococo reviews
AU, Both orphans, they grew as best friends. Feliks promised Toris that they would marry so he would never be alone. But he was adopted and they haven't each other since. 10 years later Toris is adopted by a crazy abusive Russian along with 2 others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,668 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Poland, Lithuania
Heroics for Dummies by Teriana reviews
America's Guide to Becoming a Hero - Hero Rule no. 1: When in need of a situation pertaining to a damsel in distress and none is available, simply create one yourself.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,894 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - America, England/Britain
Grey Skies Over London by Gemini Star01 reviews
Alternate History AU. The American Rebellion has been crushed and the wayward son returned to his family, but Alfred just isn't acting like himself. Arthur's in denial and Matthew just wants to go home and nothing is the way it ought to be...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,530 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/4/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Birds and Cages by Gosangoku reviews
England contemplates his relationship with America as he goes to his fireworks display. Little does he know America is there and wants their bond to be stronger. — US/UK. Happy New Years!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,334 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/31/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Happily Merry, Merrily Happy by Apocalyptic Lore reviews
Arthur's plans for Christmas go up in flames upon the arrival of a certain heroic nation. Completed! USxUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,814 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 12/22/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Wild Wild West by AKirkland reviews
Dr. Kirkland, after a long string of events, finds himself shuttled into the dusty old town of Sandy Flats, adjusting to the hilarious characters, dark villains, and charming heroes of a classic but eccentric Western town. USUK. Yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 41,211 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 11/23/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Feliciano Goodnight by kenpachi-sama reviews
What if Germany made a mistake? A mistake that he could never change no matter how hard he tried. Germany X Italy North Paring poll up for next chapters and one-shots
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Germany, N. Italy
Good Afternoon, Mister Adams by Gemini Star01 reviews
Based on the musical 1776, originally for the Kink Meme. Alfred Jones observes and interacts with his founding fathers in the weeks leading up to the inevitable drafting of the Declaration of Independence.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,047 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - America, Canada - Complete
Pixma by All Time Ruler reviews
Tsuna is the only person left in the world because of a disease. However, in Japan, he finds out that he's not the only one who survived. HibaTsuna,1827
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,654 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Switch by Canadino reviews
Who knew a pair of yellow birds could cause so much trouble? But even the skies are scoured to find the missing and sought after....Hibird! Gilbird! No pairings.
Crossover - Katekyo Hitman Reborn! & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Hibird, Prussia - Complete
Miscommunication by WeirdMisty reviews
Written for the Kink Meme. Phoenix explains some things to Maya about the Steel Samurai's sword - at least, he thinks that's what he's talking about.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Phoenix W./Nick, Maya F. - Complete
Second Chances by princesscharming101 reviews
What if Lelouch had a second chance at life in his new world? Would he choose to live in the past or move on to face the future he dreamed about for so long? ***CH. 1 EDIT!***
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,993 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Lelouch L.
Strolling to the Future by hana-dome91 reviews
Meet Tsuna 4 years later after the TYL arc. A story of an aspiring mafia in the making! With guardians at his side making so many problems, can the oh-so-great Decimo endure the life? What's with the Cloud Guardian anyway? Read to find out! Eventual 1827
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,579 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Coat of Arms by opheliasnorkels reviews
America can't believe England would put... THAT on his national seal.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/31/2009 - England/Britain, America
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Founding Fathers reviews
Possible oneshot? There isn't enough love for the founders of America, so here is my attempt to fix that. Please look inside for full summary; again, lame summaries are lame.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,623 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 9/24/2010 - America
The Secret reviews
What if people found out about the Nations?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,543 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 3/20/2010 - America, Russia
America's Little Girl reviews
The story of Alfred's daughter...who no, is not a state. OCs.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,809 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 5/1/2010 - America
Imitating a Genius reviews
If someone is a genius, it's good to imitate them, right? The story of how America's laugh became so annoying...and Austria's biggest mistake. Fail summary is fail. Actual historical charas inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/30/2010 - America, Austria - Complete
Spider's Web reviews
HetaliaxSherlock Holmes crossover. Because somebody needed to do it.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,384 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, England/Britain - Complete
The Sun Set reviews
At the fall of the British Empire, Arthur reflects on what a certian colony has become...written for hugglestheknowitall's birthday
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/25/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Isolation reviews
15 years. 15 years since democracy fell, since a tyrannical government isolated America and took the nation hostage. 15 years since Alfred was stolen, forced to turn his back on everything. For Arthur, that’s 15 years too long. Time to go rabbit hunting.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,710 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Uncertianty reviews
Political fic concerning the healthcare bill....Alfred's uncertian about it. It would provide for his people, but at what cost?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2010 - America - Complete
1789 reviews
The French Revolution.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - France
A History of Native America reviews
My idea on what was going on in the New World...and the history of the Native American.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,899 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - America