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Author has written 2 stories for Misc. Books, and Boktai.

i am a 16 year old video game developer with an overactive imagination(it helps).

i love to read and play video games(surprise surprise)

i never give into peer pressure when i know it's dumb (most of the time it is)

i don't care about being popular( i am not a loser... just a freak)

being president is too hard... ruling a dimension of my own creation, much easier (i am lord white ferret bow down to me creatures of planet fluffy, kitty and sonar

please pm me any plot suggestions

and now all my stories:

shadow entity-

state: published

rated- m for lots of blood and gore

category- misc. books

digimon tamers: Maxwell

state: planning

rated- T for some swearing and death

category- digimon

DIS: Darkness In Sunlight

state: published

rated- T for death some blood and vampires

category- Boktai

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

ninety two percent of american teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath, if you would be one of the eight percent laughing their asses off at the others, copy this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile

If YOU get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile

(I get a MAJOR kick out of watching things go BOOM)

If you have ever stopped and thought why chicken breasts DON'T have nipples, copy this into your profile.

If you think that some religions only lead to destruction, post this in your profile.

If you ever wished for Fantasy/Fiction was reality, post this in your profile.

If you ever wished to have the power to control minds, post this in your profile.

If you create Video games, post this in your profile

If you fall for this please put it in your profile, I fell for it too:

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screen name or myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

this is a bunch of chuck norris facts

-Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

-Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

-If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

-The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

-Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

-Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

-When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

-The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

-What was going through the minds of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

-Chuck Norris once showed up at Google and demanded that they rename their search engine "Chuck Norris." When they refused, Chuck roundhouse kicked Google in the face, transforming it's bruised remains into Google Dark.

-Chuck Norris affects the price of stock quotes and land values. Wherever he is, prices drop due to the danger of a sudden catastrophe. He bought his own home for 30 cents and one roundhouse kick.

-If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

-The following is a short list of things Chuck Norris cannot do: .

-If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.

-Chuck Norris once taught a class called "Ass Kicking 101". There were no survivors.

-Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

-Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

-The Big Bang was actually Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking God in the face.

-Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.

-Chuck Norris Isn't funny, stop laughing.

-Chuck Norris has an unbeatable poker face, concealed beneath an even more unbeatable poker beard.

-While a normal poker face conceals the emotion of its wearer, Chuck Norris’s poker face skips all that and just drives other players insane. As a result, the only way to survive a game of poker against Chuck Norris is to play online, and even then you still might go insane.

-When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

-Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

-Q: What’s 30 times Chuck Norris?
A: Oblivion.

-Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

-In conversation, Chuck Norris often quotes himself, and then laughs about it.

-Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

-February 29th only occurs once every four years because Chuck Norris wills it to be so.

-There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

-Chuck Norris really likes the movie 101 Dalmatians. No one knows why.

-Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

-In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

-There’s an old Chuck Norris saying: “He who has the Chuck Norris makes the rules.” It’s one of those nonsensical old sayings, since it implies that someone can “have” Chuck Norris.

-When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

-Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

-A man stopped Chuck Norris on the street and asked him to list 100 Chuck Norris facts. Unamused, Chuck Norris raised one eyebrow with such force that the man disintegrated.

-Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

-Chuck Norris once picked a fight with a duck. The duck turned out to have several 10th degree blackbelts, and was the most formidable adversary Chuck Norris ever faced. Funny how random the universe can be.

-When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

-Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

-There are no steroids in baseball, just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

-If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

Wilt Chamberlin claims to have slept with over 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."

Chuck Norris can impregnate women with only a glance. He can also do this to men.

Chuck Norris does not use spell check. His spelling checks itself.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

President Bush DID have a sure fire plan to end the war in Iraq, However Chuck Norris was busy that day.

There are no disabled people in the world. Only those people who have felt the wrath of Chuck Norris

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs

Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhouse kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist

There are two kinds of people in this world: people who suck, and
Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can enter up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Select, Start using only his erection

Crop circles are Chuck Norris's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f down

Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection.
There were no survivors.

Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.

Chuck Norris coined the phrase, "I could eat a Horse" after he ate every last unicorn in existence.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

When Chuck Norris was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's
Chuck Norris!" Then she had had ex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass, at night.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Chuck Norris is not lactose intolerant; he just refuses to put up
with lactose's hit.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

Superman wears Chuck Norris pjs to bed.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

Chuck Norris neads a conceal carry permit to put is hands in his pockets.

On the first day God said "let there be light." Chuck Norris said "say please."

Some men have relations with sheep. Chuck Norris fucks Kodiak bears.

Chuck Norris once ate a 100oz steak in 60 minutes. The kicker is, 58 of those minutes were spent banging the waitress.

Chuck Norris doesn't need an airbag -- his stearing wheel and windshield know better.

Extraterrestrials are not here to observe you..they're watching Chuck Norris.

Jesus died for your sins because his brother Chuck Norris can't be killed.

The passenger pidgeon went extinct shortly after one of them was dumb enough to shit on Chuck Norris.

They say the #1 killer of people is heart disease. They're wrong. The #1 killer of everything is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' penis is so large it is actually black.

Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag somebody..he potato sacks 'em.

Chuck Norris has to pull out or he'll blow a load like a shotgun right out the girl's back.

One of Chuck Norris' sperm holds the world record for the freestyle.

chuck norris's penis is so big, it has its own penis and that one is still bigger than your's!

Chuck Norris challenged Lance Armstrong to a "who has more testicles contest." Chuck Norris won by five.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.

Chuck Norris can wear white after Labor Day. But he never wears white. Never

Once Chuck Norris entered the Worlds Strongest Man Contest, they canceled the contest...

Chuck Norris challenged Lance Armstrong to a bike race. When he lost, he just roundhouse kicked Armstrong, which broke Lance's neck of course, and took his metal. To this very day, no one has ever beaten Chuck Norris at anything and lived to tell the story.

Chuck Norris doesn't own a stove, toaster oven or a microwave... Because revenge is a dish that's best served cold.

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did

check out this link man

This Evil Overlord List is Copyright 1996-1997 by Peter Anspach. If you enjoy it, feel free to pass it along or post it anywhere, provided that (1) it is not altered in any way, and (2) this copyright notice is attached.

AN IMPORTANT NOTE REGARDING THE COPYRIGHT:

This Evil Overlord List grew out of the exchanges on what is now the Star Trek mailing list "shields-up@spies.com", beginning in 1994 (when it was still "startrek@cs.arizona.edu"). We were kicking around cliches that appeared on "Deep Space 9" at the time, and I started to compile a list of classic blunders they were making. The list came to about 20 or so items. In 1995, I decided to try to make it into a Top 100 List. I attached a copyright notice, some friends of mine posted it to a few newsgroups, and the contributions quickly poured in. In 1996 I revised the list entries to their current form, the Web page went up, more contributions were solicited, the list expanded beyond 100 and I had to open up a dungeon. I continued to contribute items; my total is around 40 or so. So while I am the originator, editor, and principal contributor, I certainly did not write the majority of the items on the list -- as may be seen by the sheer number of individuals who are listed as contributors. Around 1997, as the final contributions were coming in, a couple contributors mentioned that this was similar to a list of things not to do if you capture James Bond that had appeared on a sci-fi newsgroup. I'd never heard of or seen this list, so I assumed it was parallel development or perhaps something I had inspired.

On November 12, 2002, I exchanged some emails with Jack Butler who has a list on his website. Sayeth Mr. Butler: "This list has its origins on the now-nonexistent FidoNet Science Fiction and Fandom (SFFAN) email echo, in a discussion regarding a sketch seen on an episode of Saturday Night Live sometime in 1990. In the sketch, several Bond villains were appearing on a talkshow touting their new book, "What Not To Do If You Capture James Bond". The discussion on SFFAN was specifically regarding what advice might be found in that book. The instigator of the discussion was Alesia Chamness; other contributors included Jason Welles, Brian R. Williams, Merideth Knepper, and Alexi Vandenburg. I was also one of its contributors. When I originally posted this list to the Internet in 1994, I did so without any awareness of Mr. Anspach, the Star Trek mailing list on which his version of the list appeared, or (later) his website."

Apparently both lists were compiled during overlapping periods of time. Comparing the two, some items appear on one list but not the other. Other items appear identical to those on this list; since many are the result of my writing or editing, I believe they were taken from this list and posted to that list without permission. But other items on that list appear identical to contributions I received before I edited them. Those items may have been taken from that list and submitted here under false pretenses, or they may have innocently been submitted to both lists by their originators. It appears that as a result of this "cross-contamination", the two lists have arrived at a point where there are variations on each other and it is probably impossible to untangle them. (I would still like to talk with Alesia Chamness. If you know her, please ask her to email me.)

I believe Jack Butler when he says the list on his website is the current form of the James Bond Villain list, and I thank him for helping to clarify matters. Let me state that I had nothing to do with the FidoNet SFFAN list which is firmly in the public domain, and I lay no claim to it. The copyright statement attached to my list applies only to this list, in the form it appears.

-- Peter Anspach

Being an Evil Overlord seems to be a good career choice. It pays well, there are all sorts of perks and you can set your own hours. However every Evil Overlord I've read about in books or seen in movies invariably gets overthrown and destroyed in the end. I've noticed that no matter whether they are barbarian lords, deranged wizards, mad scientists or alien invaders, they always seem to make the same basic mistakes every single time. With that in mind, allow me to present...

The Top 100 Things I'd Do
If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord

1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.

2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.

3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.

4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.

5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.

6. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.

7. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."

8. After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.

9. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.

10. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.

11. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.

12. One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.

13. All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.

14. The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.

15. I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.

16. I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."

17. When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice.

18. I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.

19. I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.

20. Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.

21. I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.

22. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head.

23. I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.

24. I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)

25. No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot.

26. No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber.

27. I will never build only one of anything important. All important systems will have redundant control panels and power supplies. For the same reason I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times.

28. My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble.

29. I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.

30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.

31. All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcement and/or romantic subplot for the hero or his sidekick.

32. I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.

33. I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code. Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions.

34. I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.

35. I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.

36. I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing out copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison.

37. If my trusted lieutenant tells me my Legions of Terror are losing a battle, I will believe him. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant.

38. If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring anywhere, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for them to grow up harboring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age.

39. If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army.

40. I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable superweapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.

41. Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those pesky time-travel devices.

42. When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys happens to follow him around.

43. I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans.

44. I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to give the other guy a sporting chance.

45. I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible for what in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I will not draw my weapon, point it at him, say "And here is the price for failure," then suddenly turn and kill some random underling.

46. If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and kill the advisor.

47. If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I will slay him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for him to mature.

48. I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge.

49. If I learn the whereabouts of the one artifact which can destroy me, I will not send all my troops out to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the local paper.

50. My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks.

51. If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions in the beautiful princess' cell, I will immediately transfer him to a less people-oriented position.

52. I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about.

53. If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!", I will say "Oh well" and kill her.

54. I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary.

55. The deformed mutants and odd-ball psychotics will have their place in my Legions of Terror. However before I send them out on important covert missions that require tact and subtlety, I will first see if there is anyone else equally qualified who would attract less attention.

56. My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.

57. Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual.

58. If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never stop to pose dramatically and toss off a one-liner.

59. I will never build a sentient computer smarter than I am.

60. My five-year-old child advisor will also be asked to decipher any code I am thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be used. Note: this also applies to passwords.

61. If my advisors ask "Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?", I will not proceed until I have a response that satisfies them.

62. I will design fortress hallways with no alcoves or protruding structural supports which intruders could use for cover in a firefight.

63. Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors. And they will be kept hot, with none of that nonsense about flames going through accessible tunnels at predictable intervals.

64. I will see a competent psychiatrist and get cured of all extremely unusual phobias and bizarre compulsive habits which could prove to be a disadvantage.

65. If I must have computer systems with publically available terminals, the maps they display of my complex will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment.

66. My security keypad will actually be a fingerprint scanner. Anyone who watches someone press a sequence of buttons or dusts the pad for fingerprints then subsequently tries to enter by repeating that sequence will trigger the alarm system.

67. No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency.

68. I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in the past. This is only reasonable as it encourages others to do so. However, the offer is good one time only. If they want me to spare them again, they'd better save my life again.

69. All midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies will be delivered at state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in foster-homes, not abandoned in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild.

70. When my guards split up to search for intruders, they will always travel in groups of at least two. They will be trained so that if one of them disappears mysteriously while on patrol, the other will immediately initiate an alert and call for backup, instead of quizzically peering around a corner.

71. If I decide to test a lieutenant's loyalty and see if he/she should be made a trusted lieutenant, I will have a crack squad of marksmen standing by in case the answer is no.

72. If all the heroes are standing together around a strange device and begin to taunt me, I will pull out a conventional weapon instead of using my unstoppable superweapon on them.

73. I will not agree to let the heroes go free if they win a rigged contest, even though my advisors assure me it is impossible for them to win.

74. When I create a multimedia presentation of my plan designed so that my five-year-old advisor can easily understand the details, I will not label the disk "Project Overlord" and leave it lying on top of my desk.

75. I will instruct my Legions of Terror to attack the hero en masse, instead of standing around waiting while members break off and attack one or two at a time.

76. If the hero runs up to my roof, I will not run up after him and struggle with him in an attempt to push him over the edge. I will also not engage him at the edge of a cliff. (In the middle of a rope-bridge over a river of molten lava is not even worth considering.)

77. If I have a fit of temporary insanity and decide to give the hero the chance to reject a job as my trusted lieutentant, I will retain enough sanity to wait until my current trusted lieutenant is out of earshot before making the offer.

78. I will not tell my Legions of Terror "And he must be taken alive!" The command will be "And try to take him alive if it is reasonably practical."

79. If my doomsday device happens to come with a reverse switch, as soon as it has been employed it will be melted down and made into limited-edition commemorative coins.

80. If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my best troops instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones as he gets closer and closer to my fortress.

81. If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw.

82. I will not shoot at any of my enemies if they are standing in front of the crucial support beam to a heavy, dangerous, unbalanced structure.

83. If I'm eating dinner with the hero, put poison in his goblet, then have to leave the table for any reason, I will order new drinks for both of us instead of trying to decide whether or not to switch with him.

84. I will not have captives of one sex guarded by members of the opposite sex.

85. I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g. "Align the 12 Stones of Power on the sacred altar then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will be more along the lines of "Push the button."

86. I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.

87. My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them.

88. If a group of henchmen fail miserably at a task, I will not berate them for incompetence then send the same group out to try the task again.

89. After I captures the hero's superweapon, I will not immediately disband my legions and relax my guard because I believe whoever holds the weapon is unstoppable. After all, the hero held the weapon and I took it from him.

90. I will not design my Main Control Room so that every workstation is facing away from the door.

91. I will not ignore the messenger that stumbles in exhausted and obviously agitated until my personal grooming or current entertainment is finished. It might actually be important.

92. If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead I will say this his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gullible in this regard.)

93. If I decide to hold a double execution of the hero and an underling who failed or betrayed me, I will see to it that the hero is scheduled to go first.

94. When arresting prisoners, my guards will not allow them to stop and grab a useless trinket of purely sentimental value.

95. My dungeon will have its own qualified medical staff complete with bodyguards. That way if a prisoner becomes sick and his cellmate tells the guard it's an emergency, the guard will fetch a trauma team instead of opening up the cell for a look.

96. My door mechanisms will be designed so that blasting the control panel on the outside seals the door and blasting the control panel on the inside opens the door, not vice versa.

97. My dungeon cells will not be furnished with objects that contain reflective surfaces or anything that can be unravelled.

98. If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstance have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others' lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution.

99. Any data file of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45Mb in size.

100. Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access.

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Angelic Shadows by WiseAbsol reviews
Giovanni, his memory of Mewtwo restored, sends a member of the Team Rocket Elite to kill the creature who defied him. The woman has no reservations about accepting the assignment, but there is more to the task than she knows, and more than one life that hangs in the balance. A story that begins with an assassination attempt but builds to an all-out war.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 381,858 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Giovanni/Sakaki, Mewtwo, Mew, Sabrina/Natsume
Harry Potter: the Serpent Lord by NHunter reviews
"Unfortunately, the first magical child young Harry Potter met in Diagon Alley was a Malfoy. Draconica Malfoy to be exact..." Harry/Draconica Harry/fem-Draco. This IS HET! will eventually contain Intelligent!dark-medic!strong!Harry, likeable!Draconica and some bashing for others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 269,161 - Reviews: 1996 - Favs: 2,791 - Follows: 2,548 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 4/1/2011 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
Tales Of Flame by Buwaro reviews
A psychotic Charmander, a mentally-unstable Umbreon, an alcoholic Treecko and a lot of ninja asskickery from our third-person speaking Scyther. Oh and a genderbending psychic cat for good measure. Yep, no normal here. Redux chapters: 6
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 344 - Words: 696,444 - Reviews: 3536 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 6/12/2006
Johto Heat by TheBreeder reviews
What do you have when you mix two girls and a boy traveling together, pokemon, and a dash of hormones? a journey through Johto you won't soon forget! Removed for time being.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Lyra/Kotone - Complete
Demon? by X abbodon X reviews
Kyuubi, finally free of Madara's genjutsu, gets close to Naruto and together they change his life for the better. Naruto/Harem, rated for lemons and probable violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 123,146 - Reviews: 1452 - Favs: 2,618 - Follows: 2,375 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
How Love Comes To Be by SilverBackCookieMonster reviews
The story of a young wannabe Pokémon trainer who leaves home to start a new life in the Hoenn region. Life seems dull, until he shocks himself by falling in love with a wild Zangoose.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,164 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Zangoose
The Lost Warrior by Black Tribal reviews
When Hatch Striker wakes up in Shinjuku Park while stuck in an AssassinRenamon's body, he must now try to survive being chased by the Tamers while trying to figure out his new powers.
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,462 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Renamon
Into The inferno, the path to Rapture by Ajay46 reviews
Alex is your usual sixteen year-old guy, but when he gets his first pokemon, things heat up fast. Next thing he has an army of spiffy cultists trying to kill him personally, a destiny entwined with that of the world, oh, and he's half pokemon. LEMON!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,930 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Vulpix/Rokon, Ninetales/Kyukon
Eden by Hope Estheim reviews
N has defeated White. His dreams were more powerful and now rules Unova. But he didn't plan on letting White go. No, he was much too interested for her to be free.. NxWhite, possible side pairings/one-sided. Possible lemons. Language.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 165,072 - Reviews: 2090 - Favs: 1,669 - Follows: 1,168 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Hilda/Touko, N H./Natural H. G. - Complete
A Second Life by XxXDragonManXxX reviews
The sequel to A Second Chance. Adam and Renamon are finally reunited and are restarting their lives together. But what will happen when a descendant of BlackRenamon comes to the human world and tries to avenge his father's death?
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,390 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Renamon
Black Butterflies by Galalithial reviews
A rogue organization has gone beyond human bounds and have created the first anthro human-pokemon. Will their creation comeback to destroy them? Or become the valuable weapon they want from him? And what plans do the Legendaries have for him? He will have to survive with his skill, strength, and the help of his reliable group.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 96,701 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 2/26/2010
The Club by ShinjiHiroku reviews
Living in a world that abhors pokephilia obviously isn't easy for a pokephiliac. So what can do you do? Join the Pokemon Club, indulge in your fantasies without fear of the law. If only, if only. Something like that couldn't possibly exist could it?
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 107,525 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 4/12/2010
Ayame's Chronicles by Taka67 reviews
Well it starts with a young little viximon getting lost in the human world, finding a tamer and confronting the very being who sent her away ... hopefully the story seems better than the summary. it says romance for attention and M for the language XD
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 65,755 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Renamon - Complete
The Light in the Darkness by PokemonHero reviews
Amber was living an average life. Until she was turned into Eevee. Now she must learn to survive in her new form. Will she ever find a way to become a human again? What about her new friend, an Absol named Soru? Find out.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,238 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Eevee/Eievui, Absol
Against Destiny by CannedCream reviews
A broken digivice traps a young boy named Andrew Roth in the Digital World and binds him to a less than enthused Renamon. As they look for a way to return the boy home, the two discover his appearance may not be the accident it first seemed; and that they alone stand against a dark force that has already gathered its army.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 153,678 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Renamon - Complete
The Virus Tamer by DemonHg reviews
AU What if Takato didn't play a large roll in defeating the D-Reaper? What if Digimon were now partnered with children worldwide? What will happen when he meets the other tamers? rated M for later chapters
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,516 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Takato M.
A Heated Reception by Xianyu reviews
Jake has been away from home, and his Blaziken, for quite some time. When he returned, he thinks she's forgotten him, but that's far from the truth. In fact, she missed him more than he knows...m-rated for tons of sexual content.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,035 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Blaziken/Bursyamo
Pokemon: Legends by Draven Nightly reviews
Join Devin, an up and coming Trainer/Breeder as he explores the world. Caution, not for kids. Contains adult language and situations. Ch 10 is up Devin and Co have been sumoned to a secret meeting by the League. What ever could they want
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 131,424 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 8/7/2009
Howling Innocence by Sanluris reviews
OC possible AU-The Order hasn't moved yet in my story and some characters from the manga are absent. Shiori became an exorcist and has settled in at The Black Order but will she understand what her new job really requires?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 225,017 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Allen Walker, Timcanpy
Bloody Blades by Benstudios reviews
Death follows a particular Gallade. Can he find love in despair? Really slow uploads. Don't get your hopes up.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,081 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Gallade/Erlade, Gardevoir/Sirknight
Time for Change by Robert Donahue reviews
When Recca Liengod moves from america to japan only to see that japan is becoming altered by evil digimon. He rushes into action, using his own power given by Digimon mother. His future would be altered after saving Rika's partner, Renamon. OC/Renamon
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,165 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Renamon
Moemon Ranger: Summer by Hao 34 reviews
In the beautiful Oblivia Region, a Moemon Ranger named Summer has been assigned a dangerous mission: she has to defeat a dangerous group of poachers. But the twist from the original Ranger game is that the pokemon are just like people!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,601 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Summer/Minami, Ben/Natsuya
Denae Hues by Dragon angel knight reviews
Denae Hues, Dee for short, is a Vulpix-human hybrid on a quest to become Pokemon master. Her journey starts at a hybrid orphanage a little way outside of Palet Town. Reed and review please, rated for mature scenes in later chapters.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,074 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/17/2009
Mewtwo's Lament by Mewtwo-TheLoneShadow reviews
Mewtwo lives peacefully in a cave hidden deep within Viridian forest, thwarting crimes by Humanity and spending time with those he has come to call his friends... But someone isn't content to let a being as powerful as Mewtwo roam freely in this world...
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,784 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Mewtwo
Outside The Box by Fiction.Included reviews
Dante Sparda was not the type she normally went after. She went after the guys who didn't put her in situations that could potentially kill her. But Emily didn't count on being helplessly attracted to him. Rated M for a reason! Review! DantexOc
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,698 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Dante, Vergil
A Different Kind of Bonding by Xianyu reviews
The VERY naughty story of Colin and his female Lucario. Rated M for definite sexual content. You have been warned!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,149 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 100 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Lucario
Firsts by Eqgz reviews
Teen years and a budding relationship can be difficult enough without the interference of an over-protective digimon partner. Can Renamon come to an understanding of the complexities and contradictions of human nature before she drives everyone nuts?
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Ruki M./Rika N., Takato M.
Aoshi's Moemon Adventure by Espeon of Shadows reviews
Aoshi, a young boy, is beginning his adventure into manhood with his moemon, Cara. What is a moemon, you may ask? Well, they're exactly like humans, except they have fearsome powers and will do anything their trainer asks. SEE PROFILE FULL STORY LINK INSIDE.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 91 - Words: 118,449 - Reviews: 1285 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Complete
A Trainer's Comfort by Soren Lost reviews
Pokemon training is hard, but the bond developed between Pokemon and trainer can have a profound impact on both. Can this bond grow too strong?
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,513 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Ninetales/Kyukon
Ninetailed perfection by secretlovers reviews
Void just had to let her curiosity get the better of her, and now she has to pay the price, with a mutated yellow rat having an annoying crush on her and an equally annoying brat thinking he can control her how can she survive?full summery inside
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,592 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Riley/Gen
The Boy With Black Fur by Mintobrandybuck reviews
Sequel 1 of 2 to The Point of No Return. Taking place a year after PoNR, Shadow finds himself in love with an Umbreon. But, things take a turn for the worst when everyone's favorite evil organization, Beyond, intereferes. Please R&R!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,997 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 12/16/2007
Shadows of the Black Night by Elysian Prince reviews
This is a collaboration story between Infinity-PROKNIFER69 and myself. It makes a few references to Alan Wake, yet, never does anything or puts him into the story. Rated M for lemons, and horror.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Zoroark
Guns, Aura, Vengeance by Absol Perfect Disaster reviews
Since birth, the power of "Life Energy" has remained dormant within me slowly morphing my youth revealing its prowess. I've endured death, defied the physics of the human body as loyal pokemon and allies assist in this epic account.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 166,877 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Absol, Lugia
Blood by PyramidWalker reviews
Just one taste is not enough. Allen x Rhode. Reviews highly encouraged. Spoilers for every progressing chapter. Chapters 12 and 13 are a bit...racy.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,439 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Allen Walker, Road C.
Naruto Unchained by voider reviews
Kyuubi gets tired of healing Naruto and decides to make a deal with him. She will become his teacher and Naruto will make her sentence more pleasant. Harem: NarutoXFemKyuubiXHinataXAnkoXFemHaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,491 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 2,580 - Follows: 2,486 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Beyond the Horizon by Mintobrandybuck reviews
Sequel 2 of 2 to The Point of No Return. Taking place one year after PoNR, Christine is back and, with the help of Blaze, is in pursuit of the organization that changed her life! She wants answers, but will what she discovers be the truth she hoped for?
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,801 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 12/25/2007
The man with a Gallade's arm by Lord Genesis Shadow reviews
This is the story of a man who just wanted to raise a Ralts. Doesn't seem much to ask, but after a narrow ordeal he gets his wish. But what if there is something more to what he wants? What if he was destined for something great? Ch.20 is now up. Enjoy.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 103,437 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Gardevoir/Sirknight - Complete
Rescue Team 101 by Jadis the Wolf reviews
Pt 1: Primrose & Pikachu make a rescue team Pt 2: RoseRose and Piplup have weird adventures 5 years later. Pt 3: After being kidnapped, the group learns about a Black & White Dragon Pt 4: ? Pt 5: ?
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,883 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Skitty/Eneko, Piplup/Pochama
Omega's Awakening by A Dragon Knight reviews
Who would have thought that taking a detour to ease his curious nature while walking home one night would change his life so much? Victor is now forced to walk the Path of a Tamer. Friggin' Curiosity... Being redone. Chapter 3 is now up 1/21/09
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,960 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Renamon
First Blood by Rayna Lissesul reviews
First blood: Military; the first wounding or killing in a fight or war. Synonym: the first damage or reverse inflicted on an opponent in a conflict. Layman's terms: initial injury in a dispute. Even if you didn't mean it, insult always leads to injury...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,752 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Szayelaporro G., Grimmjow J.
Tresspasser by Omalley99 reviews
Misty ends up sheltering from a storm in a cave, unaware that shes on private land, she ends up being arrested by Officer Jenny in the morning, but it turns out being arrested isn't quite how she expected it to be... Lemon so your aware...
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Misty/Kasumi, Officer Jenny/Junsa
A Serpent in the Garden by Eqgz reviews
A programmer attempts to create a simulation of the Digital Dimension and its inhabitants and succeeds beyond his wildest dreams. When his creation grows beyond his control he has to decide what his responsibilities are-- and where his loyalties lie.
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,444 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Renamon - Complete
Pay What You Owe! by Rayna Lissesul reviews
Anzu Kimura was a girl who liked monotony in her life. Monotony was her safeguard; monotony kept her sane. The slightest change was bound to set her off... So when her monotony is challenged, she's determined to fix it. Go figure it would lead to this...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 129,964 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Shinji H. - Complete
Mama Lucario by Jollyroy reviews
A female Lucario who wants to have a child finds a little boy who needs a mother. Rated M for Adult situations. Pokemon X Human.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,343 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Lucario - Complete
Eclipsed by Meriah reviews
A young woman named Sutichay carries Arei, a miraculous child, whose birth will bring about a religious conflict. Later in the chaos, Arei is made the priestess of Mewtwo, and her growing attraction to him stirs the anger of Sabrina, his wife. ON HIATUS.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,095 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Mewtwo, Sabrina/Natsume
I Want To Be You by beaucoup riant reviews
She was a demon who should be an angel. He was an angel who everyone wishes was a demon. They met on Earth and decided to change. And the only way was a union that binds forever. Full Summary Inside
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,605 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sakura K., Syaoran L.
DGrayMan: Kill or Be Killed by Evanescent Espirit reviews
Allen responds to a call for help, but when he arrives, an all-too-familiar face answers the door. Ten people show up, each with their own mysterious message. Something sinister is going on. Will they be able to stop it before it is too late?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,183 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Allen Walker, Jasdero
Sink Into Me by vicioux reviews
Soi Fon never liked having a lieutenant and when she gets stuck with an ex-Espada as the latest she is anything but pleased. Grimmjow always had problems with authority and a new captain isn't about to change his attitude. The Fourth are on standby...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,121 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Grimmjow J., Suì-Fēng - Complete
Reality by NKC reviews
Graeme is a student-programmer, messing around with the most advanced code he's ever created. But when things don't go quite to plan, a link between two worlds is established, and that brings a whole host of other issues with it. PataGato, Takari, OC/OC.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,550 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Tailmon/Gatomon, Patamon - Complete
Maria by Shadaez reviews
An adventure of some sort. Focuses on relationships. Some battle scenes. Human x Gardevoir. Quite a bit of weird ideas like pokemon hybrids Read:Mewthree Romance.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,955 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Gardevoir/Sirknight - Complete
Kaze no Fantasia by Dark Magician Girl Aeris reviews
When an injured Jin gets stranded in the ningenkai, he finds himself taken in by a human girl who houses and feeds him while he heals. In return, he teaches the quiet, shy youth to enjoy life again, because we all need to laugh sometimes.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 133,325 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Jin
Muscle Memory by Rayna Lissesul reviews
Muscle memory: the process of the neuromuscular system memorizing motor skills. Synonym: neuromuscular facilitation. Layman's terms: actions that the body comes to memorize when repeated enough. After a while, things get as easy as breathing...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 129,907 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Szayelaporro G. - Complete
Accident by XxXDragonManXxX reviews
After a freak snowmobile accident, Adam meets a female kitsune. She tells him that she is the last of her race. Feeling sorry for her, Adam allows her to stay with him. Will they stay friends, or will there be romance between the two? R&R.
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,575 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Renamon
Only Human by Evening Dawn reviews
Ever since her first encounter with a certain white haired exorcist, Road Kamelot hasn't been the same. Why does his image constantly plague her thoughts, and what are the consequences of her newfound emotions?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,000 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Road C., Allen Walker
Call You By A Different Name by vicioux reviews
He had not expected to defy Aizen. He had not expected to assist the woman's escape. He had not expected to spend more than five minutes at a time alone with Grimmjow and avoid giving in to the urge to kill him. And he had not expected her.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,991 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Neliel T. O./Nel, Ulquiorra - Complete
Project Crucifix by Noah Ariston reviews
A Story of love between a trainer and his female Lucario, intertwined with Project Crucifix, the creation of horrible beasts, one of which who escaped, he wanders an incomplete project. The world is broken, the lives of these people will never be the same
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 86,282 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 6/8/2008
Ten Years After by Eqgz reviews
Tokyo 2018. Will the fragile balance between the human world and the digital one grow stronger or was it something not meant to be? The decision might rest with one young woman and her partner-- and her lover.
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,459 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Ruki M./Rika N., Renamon - Complete
My Saving Grace by furry j fox reviews
A tormented soul collides with destiny and someone that is much needed enters his life. This is the just the begining of the day Jacob decides to take his life.Will he conquer his demons and learn to love or will it all end in darkness? RenamonXJacob.
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,674 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Renamon
Coloured Fire by Greg the Lucario reviews
An ever-continuing tale. This story is linked to many of my own, as well as XGeegX's "Karyme, the Perfect Love". Also, characters in this story are real people in real life... for instance, Sareh is meant to be me. Note: Aaron only appears in flash-backs
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 73,448 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Lucario, Sir Aaron
New Beginning by Ranekaera reviews
SEQUAL TO Accidentally onPurpose! DO NOT READ if you havn't read that! A strange alien hybrid has been abandoned on Earth to be found byDual, Maize and the others, but no one knows her destiny is too great for her to stay... will friendships prevail?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,294 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Red
Released by Ronnie R15 reviews
A Gardevoir named Emeral has been released from her trainer and is going to Mt. Quena. Mewtwo is going back to his home in Mt. Quena will there be love. I rated it M for a reason. Mewtwo X Gardevoir. Taking a break on this story probably Permanent.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,863 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 8/30/2008 - [Mewtwo, Gardevoir/Sirknight] Lucario, Mew - Complete
SemiRare by Greg the Lucario reviews
A human/Suicune hybrid becomes close to a boy named Leonard, however, one of her teachers takes an interest in their relationship with humerous results. I am aware that in chapters 1 & 2, i happen to have spelled Suicune wrong... please bear with that.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,675 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008
Retrogression by Kuja's Little Mage reviews
Fallen into a state of great disrepair, Samus Aran finds herself coping with the monstrous side-effects of her Metroid DNA. Thrust into a race against time for a cure, she is aided with the help of two new Hunter allies. Post-Fusion, Femslash, SamusxOC
Metroid - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,741 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008
Days of our Afterlife by Rayna Lissesul reviews
Death can do weird things to a person's social life. For example, you get to meet new people, who sometimes turn out to be far more interesting than the people you used to know. In the Seireitei, though, 'interesting' can mean so many things...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 51 - Words: 127,950 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
Problem Case by XxXDragonManXxX reviews
In a world where every child is given a digimon partner at birth, how does one child feel when he is the only one who doesn't get a partner.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,058 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Renamon
Autophobic by ScytheRider reviews
When a Charmeleon survives a suicide attempt, its trainer finds himself faced with some difficult decisions. Charmeleon's POV. One-shot, sequel to "Acrophobic" by EkaSwede.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
Wild Card by Eqgz reviews
Coyomon finds love and purpose in life and overcomes his limitations and past injuries. A Season 3 alternate universe story. "M" just for safety, because there is some lemon content-- sort of. It's not like anything you've read before.
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,561 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Renamon - Complete
Eevee's Chance by Raesha Valentine reviews
Love between us was impossible. He had saved my life and yet I couldn't even express my gratitude. We were too different we weren't even the same species. My kind existed only to be trained by his kind...
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,420 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 6/14/2007
The Zombie's Harem by Chibi-Reaper reviews
Why do I keep writing this summary thing? New chapter up.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,550 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 11/1/2006 - Published: 10/26/2006
Dark Growlithe by Gardie reviews
A disillusioned Growlithe escapes from his previous pack and is taken in by another. While there he falls in love with an eevee but his nightmare isn't over. Warning: Pokemon fluff and violence.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,649 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Complete
An Unlikely Partnership by Youkomon reviews
Rika chooses Icedevimon to be her partner leaving a bitter Renamon to become Takato's partner...[Probably never to be updated again. I'm sorry. Dammit. There's a long-winded and possibly quite cowardly apology note now placed at the very end of the last chapter, in case anyone really wants to know the details.]
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,741 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/8/2005 - Published: 4/1/2004 - Renamon, Takato M.
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DIS: darkness in sunlight
the war one again begins but not in the way you expect. there is no hero. there is no justice just revenge. there is no hope just despair. for the immortals may not all be the the bad guys but one person doesn't care. hell has just froze over and melted.
Boktai - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Published: 8/24/2009
Shadow Entity
THIS IS THE STORY OF A WORLD WHERE THE EXISTENCE OF STRONG MAGIC AND FEAR GO HAND IN HAND. AT A TIME WHERE PEACE WAS SOON ENDED BY AN ARMY OF DARK BEINGS WITH ONLY ONE SEEMINGLY DARK GOAL. full summary inside if you wish to read. first book
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,134 - Published: 5/7/2009