Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.
My old account was "Just Imagine That", for which I have idiotically forgotten the password. And coincidentally my email has stopped working. There's one Remus/Sirius humour(ish) one-shot on it that you can read though :D If you dare to submit yourself to such horrific writing :)
Good Things: Casualty, playing my violin well (doesn't happen often), anything than can make me laugh, singing loudly and tunelessly at times when it will annoy people the most, doing ballet to get to places around my house instead of walking, concerts which will make my ears ring for days afterwards, sitting up in bed at 4am with a cup of tea listening to a thunderstorm, going on a huge rant/laughing hysterically about absolutely nothing whatsoever, eating ice out of the freezer, really funny wit/sarcasm/irony, staying up really really late then getting up equally late just because I can and have nowhere else to be, knowing I have a new book to read when I go to bed, GUITAR HERO, never running out of things to talk about with the people I love most, cute texts, walking in the snow, noticing things when other people don't, rollercoasters that absolutely terrify me but I go on anyway just for the utter thrill, getting a compliment, doing something nice for someone... knowing that I could possibly never finish this list because there are a ridiculous amount of things i could write here :)
Not-so-good Things: not playing my violin well (happens more often), stereotypes, bad grammar/spelling, getting up early, vegetables (about 90 percent of them; cucumber for the win), long journeys, embarrassing myself by saying something utterly stupid, dance/club music, being interrupted, hypocritical people, people my age who are stupid and cannot form proper sentences so resort to constant swearing and incoherent noises and smoking and terrorising old ladies, etc, people folding over the corner of a book to mark their page, or, even worse, RUINING the book you lent them by stuffing it uncerimoniously into their bag amongst other disastrous vandalism!
Ships I Doth Sail
Harry Potter: Remus/Sirius (in my head, this is utterly canon), Draco/Harry, Draco/ANYONE, really, except Lucius or Snape, cause, it's weird. Ron/Hermione, Minerva/Albus, James/Lily, Severus Snape/Lily, Luna/Neville and any random pairings you care to name, such as Blaise/Hermione, Minerva/Snape, Oliver/Harry, Hermione/PeopleInGeneral... etc etc etc.
Casualty: Ruth/Jay FOREVER and ever and ever and ever, Jay/anyone else; get stuffed. Lenny/Mads ABSOLUTELY NEED TO GET TOGETHER RIGHT NOW OR I MAY JUST DIE.
Maximum Ride:Max/Fang!, Max/Iggy, Fang/Iggy.
Artemis Fowl: Artemis/Holly (weird I know, she being like 80 years old, but still. It's blatantly canon... ), Artemis/Minerva, Julius/Holly, Foaly/Holly, Artemis/Opal (this just randomly popped into my head). Tbh, I just like anything Artemis Fowl in general. Except Artemis/Butler. shudder.
Ships I Shall Never Ever Board As Long As I Live
Harry Potter: Harry/Hermione (NONONONONONO!), Remus/ANYONE-OTHER-THAN-SIRIUS (especially Tonks), Sirius/DITTO-REMUS, Snape/any kids, Harry/Ginny, ANYONE/Ginny (I loathe Ginny heartily :D).
Maximum Ride: Max/Ari, Anyone/Ari (he's seven, for crying out loud). Anyone/Jeb (I dunno, I just don't like Jeb. So far anyway), Fang/"Red-Haired Wonder" ;).
Things I Love About Fics
Humour, fluff, romance, slash, typical Remus (quiet, clever, chocolate, books), typical Sirius (cocky, extremely good-looking, bold, funny), love/hate relationships, fics that make me stay up ridiculously late to finish them, drabbles, huge novels, unique ideas, ideas that are used over and over but are still awesome to read. Basically anything that can make me smile a little :)
Things I Hate About Fics
Utterly-perfect-in-every-way-Mary-Sue's, OC's as a main character, Ginny, bad grammar, switching tenses, fics that drag, but also fics that go too quick, Peter-bashing.
Okay well, if you're still here, you're mental. Go ahead and give my fics a go :D
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