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Joined 03-10-09, id: 1862515, Profile Updated: 09-05-12
Author has written 2 stories for Gilmore Girls.

Hi there everyone! Welcome to my profile! xD

Alright so, my name is Marie (because I think most of you don't really know what to make of my pen-name since it's not English)

I am 24 years old and although I have officially entered adult world a few years ago I tend to behaving like a 13-year old from time to time. Not that I can't be serious when it's necessary but I just love a bit of adorable sillyness xD

So, what else? My hair is dark, my eyes are blue. Completely average, and I don't think this belongs here...

Seriously, I don't really feel like revealing everything about me right now.

If you want to know anything, just ask me. I usually don't bite xD

I read mainly, but I've also written a few things over the past few years. I just never finish anything because somewhere along the way I ALWAYS get stuck ._. Anyway..

I mostly read Gilmore Girls, The Big Bang Theory, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson (from the books! I hated the movie) and the likes. I also found two or three stories of The Tudors or Green Street Hooligans that I really love. I am a stickler for correct grammar and punctuation. I know it's not always easy and that everybody makes mistakes. English isn't my first language, either. But, seriously, the story can be fabulous, I still won't read anything with too many mistakes in it. Even though I hate most clichés in real life, sometimes I have these moments when I just need something girly, and if a writer then succeeds in putting a few clichés into a still interesting story, I will love you forever! xD I don't like too much angst (especially forced angst when you can so see that the writer just wanted to add some 'drama' to a chapter) but a healthy dose of it is needed, I know, when reading/writing about teenagers. I'm a total sucker for a good mix of Humor and Drama. I also seriously appreciate sarcasm (as long as it doesn't lead to cynicism). What really, really annoys me are all those people that write something along the lines of "sorry about the sucky summary, the story is better". Come on! I don't even read the first chapter of those things. If you can't write three sentences, I'm not going to believe you can write thirty thousand words and keep it interesting. Even though most stories on here are romantic, I also don't mind if a story is centered around a certain character and ignores all possible romances and just concentrates on the character progress (like independant!HarryPotter)

I ship Literati, Lore/Jess Friendship, Shenny, Dramione, Harry-and-any-girl-that-isn't-Ginny-or-Hermione, Percy/OC, Nico/OC, Pete/femOC, Nico/Percy (yes, that way, even though top!Nico is a rarity on here), Henry/Anne (Boleyn!).

And even though I don't really like Victorious, I have found my guilty pleasure in anything-related-to-Jade (usually, of course, Jade/Beck).

So, that's it for now. I'll update if I feel the need (or at least, once I'm not 24 anymore xD)

Love,

Marie (Schnucki08)

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Vibrations by Craft Rose reviews
After three years of a mundane, sexless existence and far too much wine, our favourite brunette happens upon the magic equivalent of a sex line. There, an intriguing, deliciously devilish caller manages to pique her interest. It's all fun and anonymous, until she realizes his true identity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,723 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 125 - Published: 3/10 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Things Mother Used to Say by Graywolf24 reviews
"...Oh how you wish it wasn't him. Him with his rude, unassuming desire. Him with his quiet, unreachable eyes, and his carefully guarded heart. Oh how you wish your eyes had never met as children. But mostly you wish you could have receded into the shadows undetected by his fiery gaze..." I'm back with a new story. It's been so long!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/28 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Uninhibited Attraction by CherryWolf-chan reviews
Well obviously I made a conscious effort to hide this mess! What woman in her right mind would want her boyfriend to see her in this state! Especially since you practically roll out of bed looking like you're ready to paint the town red.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/8 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Green Street Hooligans: What could have been by signalfire263 reviews
Pete Dunham is the Major of the GSE and for him everything is pretty much set in stone. Or at least he thought it was until a chance encounter brought Allie Harding into his life and nothing, the GSE included was ever to be the same again. Pete/OC
Green Street Hooligans - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 150,175 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by thecheapskate reviews
Dramione Oneshot. Draco lures Hermione away from a ball ... "She felt him grind himself into her ass and she pushed back, moaning. Hermione turned around to look at him, biting her lips. Malfoy growled holding her hips with one hand and ground even harder." PLEASE READ AND REVIEW xxx
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
No Harm by Slaymesoftly reviews
Season 4 ficlet written for a prompt at a ficathon. Spike and Buffy get a little carried away before Willow breaks her My Will Be Done Spell. And then the spell breaks... at an awkward moment...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,177 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Hammered by LadyBauer reviews
What if Pepper and Natasha got a little tipsy? Awesomeness, that's what - don't worry there's a little Clintasha in there too. So WARNING there's naughty stuff in here...Reviews mean love! (Oneshot)
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,784 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B., Pepper P. - Complete
Breaking and Entering by Michelle reviews
It had been a long day, one that topped off an even longer week, and she wasn't looking forward to getting up and doing it all again in the morning. Set during the events of Iron Man 2.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Some Nights by finecreatures reviews
Jason and Nico only have one thing in common. They both want Percy Jackson. Jason decides that tonight is the night that they will get him, unbenounced to Percy himself. (This a threesome oneshot but it is romantic!Percico
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Percy J., Nico A. - Complete
Voided Agreements by Risknight reviews
Penny and Sheldon are no longer friends. So who will help him when his world suddenly falls apart?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,816 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
A Still Small Voice by tarpeach1981 reviews
As Natasha went about her missions, the silence was broken only by a voice from above...that never shut up. A drabble about the mischief Clint is capable of with nothing but open-link comm equipment and time on his hands. T to be safe. Hints of potential romance.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,851 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Ten Things to Know About Strike Team Delta by When In Doubt Smile reviews
One of Fury's favorite jobs is introducing people to Strike Team Delta. He likes introducing them to Clint Barton and Natasha Romanoff even better. Here are the ten things he tells everyone who needs to know Clint and Natasha.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Red Lace by PendulumWings reviews
Tash is preparing for a mission and Clint is 'helping' pick out what she's going to wear. Mindless friendship, Blackhawk, and there's a boner, so that's always fun...I don't... even know... where this came from. Fluff? Eh. Maybe.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Angry Nico by Roasted di Angelo reviews
Percy just wants to piss him off because, sure, Nico's sexy when he's on his knees. Slash. Percy/Nico drabble.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Percy J., Nico A. - Complete
In Abandon by Arlome reviews
"She digs her fingers into his arms, he kisses her roughly and desperately and they stumble into the abandoned building without caring, for once in their lives, whether someone notices them do so, or not."
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
A Clandestine Reality by Tears of Ebon-Grey reviews
It had always been a subject of discussion that Rose hadn't inherited the famous Weasley red hair... Everyone has their secrets, Hermione Weasley included. But what happens when those secrets finally see the light of day? .:HGDM:.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 90,243 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
That Sexy Chuckle by ReindeerGamesofMischief reviews
Percy is lost in Italy and doesn't speak the language. Stupid on his part, he knows. But when this sexy stranger walks up to him with that sexy chuckle, he didn't care as much. Just one problem. His sexy stranger doesn't speak english… NICERCY
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
Oversight by cindella204 reviews
Sally and Percy forgot to inform Paul of the agreement they made with Nico regarding his late night visits, so he's a bit concerned when he finds the demigod sneaking around his living room at two in the morning. / A random plot bunny that I just couldn't get rid of. Only T for language, otherwise it would be K .
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Nico A., Paul B. - Complete
Pieces of Her by Roar-ra reviews
Natasha looks like a child on Christmas day who just got the dolly she's always wanted… a psychotic child who can't wait to take it apart bit by bit. The Hydra agent's eyes widen in fear. Poor Nat, I don't think this will take long, after being kidnapped and gift wrapped by a god, then delivered to an assassin as a birthday present, he already looks ready to break.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
How It Happened by MixItUp reviews
An extraordinary day in the lives of Sheldon and Penny, including random acts of kindness, disguises, and Sheldon driving like a maniac. Sheldon/Penny. Long oneshot. Complete.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,742 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/13/2012 - [Penny, Sheldon C.] - Complete
Where One Goes, the Other Will Follow by Sinkme reviews
Rather dark-ish examination of what Clint and Natasha mean to each other from the pov of each of their teammates-Thor, Steve, Bruce, Tony in that order. Post-movie but non-specific time. Now translated into French by the awesome Hakiru-Chan.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Mercy by Roar-ra reviews
Clint watches the scene enraged, screaming soundlessly he would kill his own body in a heartbeat if he could - he wonders if it would be considered suicide or murder. Spoilers: Let's assume you've seen the movie. Now with smutty finale :
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,117 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Out Of Left Field by shockin'blueeyes reviews
She was the oddest thing he had ever seen in his whole life, that was for sure, never mind that she was currently staring at him through those indescribable glasses from across the Great Hall. He tried to sneer at her, but she merely tilted her head.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,529 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Taste by Michelle reviews
Natasha liked to graze in his refrigerator.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Natasha and Legolas by superprocrastinator reviews
Everyone has their own theory about the relationship between Natasha and Clint. Everyone includes Steve, Bruce and Tony.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Assumptions by angel-death-dealer reviews
"They're sleeping together," Tony decided loudly one morning, as his hangover saw him eaten cereal that Steve passed him in last nights shirt, his boxers and his sunglasses.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 73 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Who Could've Thought That by Lerysakon reviews
"Enlighten me, Granger, as to why you are being referred to as Professor Granger." Sorting. A new professor. The children make new friends. And Hermione has something to reveal – who is this mystery man of hers? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,543 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 55 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Coming Home by Victoria LeRoux reviews
Some days, the fight kicks your ass - but that doesn't meant you give up on it. They fought as hard as they could, just hoping it would be enough. OR: Clint, Natasha, and Tony are surrounded by enemy forces with reinforcements too far away to help. Whump.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,238 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Kind of Complicated II by Takara Phoenix reviews
Sequel to "Kind of Complicated"! They arrive in Athens, though before Nico and Jason get to double their boyfriend, they'll have to find him. And what's with Jason's odd feelings for a certain Ghost Prince all of a sudden? Jason/Nico/Percy, slashy threesome
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,192 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/19/2012 - [Percy J., Jason G., Nico A.] - Complete
The Shape of Things To Come by Magic Crafter reviews
Katherine of Aragon's son Prince Henry survives his infancy, with far-reaching historical consequences. Serious AU. Incomplete.
Tudors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 109,568 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 9/21/2009 - King Henry VIII, Anne Boleyn
A Good Catch by Takara Phoenix reviews
Poor Percy has more suitors than he'd ever imagine. Gods - Hercules, Ares, Hephaestus, Apollo, even Dionysus - are chasing after him. And all of that is Nico's fault! How? Nico/Percy slash Nicercy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,950 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/31/2012 - [Percy J., Nico A.] - Complete
Growing Up by HecateA reviews
Jason over the years in the legion, and the growing up he did there. From the little boy demanding for Lia, to Little Boots, to the small and furious legionnaire, to the praetor. Long Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,538 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Jason G. - Complete
Stepmother Knows Best by ObnoxiousSpontaneousCombustion reviews
"You know how they say, "mother knows best"? Well Persephone seems to think that she, the stepmom, knows best. I don't care what she says; I do NOT have anger management problems." Nico's rant about his stepmother messing his with personal life.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Nico A., Persephone - Complete
Mood Ring by lifelesslyndsey reviews
When there is nothing left for Bella, she decided she wants out. Standing in front of the white house, razor blade in hand, she says good bye the only way she can think of. A bloody good bye. But who cut's there wrists at a vampires house?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 81,117 - Reviews: 2050 - Favs: 2,448 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Awakenings by A Dreamweaver reviews
What if Buffy came back angry instead of incapable of feelings when she was resurrected?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,684 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
It Was Just A Matter Of When by mysteryteenagelover reviews
Rory and Jess study. Alone. Together. At least, that's how it starts...
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,453 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Rory G., Jess M.
Her Way by A Dreamweaver reviews
After Spike burns up in the Hellmouth, Buffy demands that the Oracles send her back in time.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,451 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Sally's Story by HecateA reviews
From start to finish, twist to turn, Sally Jackson's story and how she ended up with a god, with a gorgon head, and now with the same cliffhanger as the rest of us. Minor once-used language, not that bad.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,129 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Sally J. - Complete
Two Ships by abc79-de reviews
Jess stops in to pick up something left in Stars Hollow. Rory stops to crash in her old bed for a night. Neither is expecting company, but they find it nonetheless.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,767 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rory G., Jess M. - Complete
Terminal by HecateA reviews
Son of the Lord of the dead, survivor and soldier of the Titan War, demigod, son and brother of 2 dead women; Nico knows all about death. But when the girl who stole his heart is terminally ill, Nico isn't sure he can take any more death.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,227 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Nico A. - Complete
But for the Grace by NotThereNeverAround reviews
It didn't hurt, but it was a shock when they collided. Lit. Say Goodnight, Gracie AU.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,160 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Rory G., Jess M. - Complete
The Amphetamine Phenylethylamine Effect by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
Penny makes it easy for Sheldon to become 'one of the idiots' in ten simple stages… Shenny: suggestive/mild.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,457 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Cheesed by AnimeAmie reviews
a horny, cheesed-out, kenny bumps into Craig, half naked ;3
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
The Quidditch World Cup by TheEndless7 reviews
After the war, things didn't go as planned for Harry. He tried to be an Auror, but it wasn't for him. Instead, he turned to Quidditch. Now, at the 2002 World Cup, he looks back on what went wrong and discovers what he always wanted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 69,941 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Through The Looking Glass, Darkly by SpaceAnJL reviews
Sheldon subscribes to the many worlds theory, which posits the existence of an infinite number of Sheldons, in an infinite number of universes. He just never expected to meet one of them... Canonverse, pre S4 finale
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,321 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The New Paul Anka by Vera Cobb reviews
..."Shouldn’t Lorelai be involved? I mean, technically, she’s gonna be the kid's step-mom; might be nice if they meet each other before the wedding." A few extra lines during The Real Paul Anka has a snowball effect on all involved.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 76,497 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Jess M., Rory G.
Acquiescence by unbrilliance reviews
When a spell of Hermione's malfunctions, Harry finds himself the equivalent of a house elf to none other than Draco Malfoy. Add in some embarrassing side effects and we have a thoroughly miserable Harry Potter and a positively gleeful Draco Malfoy. Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,744 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Communication by Concupiscence66 reviews
Raj and Penny find themselves alone with no liquor and only one way to communicate.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Penny, Rajesh K. - Complete
The Enthrallment Variable by Concupiscence66 reviews
Penny thinks she's found the perfect girl for Sheldon. Rated M for later chapters.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,682 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
If Not For Myself… by Perky McSkittles reviews
Padmé makes a different choice on Geonosis, one which will change a few things about the future… Finally finished!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,320 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Padmé Amidala, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Better Than Revenge by IllustrisFlamma reviews
Ron cheats on Hermione and she decides a little revenge is in order. Re write.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,828 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,534 - Follows: 153 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Long Way Down by forthelongestday reviews
When Edward confesses his motivation for leaving Bella she realizes she cannot offer him a second chance. Her insistence for closure is met with the realization that one member of the family has no intentions of leaving her unprotected again. [AU]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 165,580 - Reviews: 2412 - Favs: 2,418 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - [Bella, Jasper] - Complete
Cancerous by Fakin'it reviews
Bella has cancer and only 2 weeks to live. She intends to tell Edward, but he dumps her before she can. Ever practical, Bella thinks being a vampire beats being dead, so time for plan B - the Volturi. Brand new Alice twist, never seen before. New Moon AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,255 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Two Nights At The Inn by Kaz010 reviews
A rewrite of Raincoats and Recipes episode
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,699 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Jess M., Rory G.
Blizzards and Broken Hearts by Lady.of.Victory.Rising reviews
A Family Matter... with a twist. Because of the snow, Luke doesn't check on the car, and Jess ends up walking back to Stars Hollow... with some unexpected consequences. Literati.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,017 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Jess M., Rory G. - Complete
Forced Wedding by Crius reviews
After being forced to marry the Emperor's prime enforcer, Darth Vader, what will happen when ex-Senator Amidala discovers the truth of the man behind the monster?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,602 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Darth Vader, Padmé Amidala
Bathwater by xXBeckyFoo reviews
It's their 7th year,the Dark Lord's dead and the Death Eaters are all rounded up. Nothing could go wrong, right? There's a sense of peace in the air, but how long can it possibly last when the Ministry's throwing people together for all eternity? Curse the new Marriage Law.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,256 - Reviews: 1604 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Paladin Protocol by SpaceAnJL reviews
*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,749 - Reviews: 1460 - Favs: 2,304 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Queen Bees and Other Insignificant Characters by HelloSunshine89 reviews
Welcome to high society, where only the truly fabulous matter. Don't feel bad if you don't own your own pair of Christian Louboutin sandals and don't have two boys with perfect smiles vying after you. Here you can live vicariously through Rory Gilmore.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,684 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Rory G., Jess M. - Complete
Crooked Smile by Cathy Gilmore reviews
Set, beg S2. Luke and Lorelai have just gotten married but Rory has become rather bored of her perfect life until a certain bad boy comes to live with them. Things are about to get intersting. WARNING: QUITE MATURE.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,557 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Jess M., Rory G.
75 Reasons to Ship Lit by Lady.of.Victory.Rising reviews
Narcos, Nudists, Rogans beware! Reading this may very well change your opinions on your ship of choice and convert you to Lit. Seriously, it's dangerous. No, I DARE you to read it and test it out. The title pretty much sums it up. Collab'd with watram.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Jess M., Rory G. - Complete
A Goddess's Lament by Mercury Gray reviews
After many years of silence, Amphitrite, the wife of Poseidon, recounts her life and how she came to be the figure she is in song and story, and how she met Percy before events in The Last Olympian. Bookverse.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,377 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Amphitrite, Poseidon - Complete
K2's Fantastic Easter Special by Courtanie reviews
It's Easter and Ken comes over to dye eggs....Yeah, like you really believe that. M for a reason
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Weary In Wiltshire by DarkRiverTempest reviews
After suffering at the ignominious hands of Fate, Lucius Malfoy realizes that if he doesn’t take it upon himself to change the direction of Draco’s life, future generations might be at risk. His very willing partner-in-crime? Rose Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,951 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Son of a Preacher Man by LaViePastiche reviews
The wild son of a famous televangelist, Jasper likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em. Will he meet his match in Bella, who’s in love with his sister’s boyfriend Edward? And what happens when Edward finally notices her? AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,838 - Reviews: 8126 - Favs: 4,515 - Follows: 2,934 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
Families and other Freaks by Cathy Gilmore reviews
Jess is heading back to Stars Hollow for the Wedding of his surly Uncle Luke and the over perky Queen of Stars Hollow, Lorelai. Despite seeing Luke, his mother and Rory again there's also the upcoming visit of his dad, Jimmy and family secrets to uncover.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,044 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Jess M., Rory G.
Doubt by ReganX reviews
Anne Boleyn has been convicted of treason. King Henry VIII believes that this is true until he hears something that robs him of his certainty. If he is going to sign her death warrant, he can’t afford to doubt her guilt but he can’t keep from doubting.
Tudors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 273,097 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Anne Boleyn, King Henry VIII - Complete
Camels and Cloves by Chicklette reviews
It's not what they say, it's what they whisper: New girl Isabella Swan has heard nothing good about Jasper Whitlock. So why can't she stay away from him? Are the rumors true? AH/OOC M- drink/drugs/sex. "For the Love of Jasper" Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,097 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 60 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 4,129 - Follows: 687 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
You don't know what you do to me by starfish001 reviews
Penny and Sheldon, one shot smut in a car park. That's about it, really. Missing scene from The Grasshopper Experiment. Just written and posted, sorry for any mistakes...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Accidental Magic by margaritama reviews
Trying to stay apart, only pulls you closer together. A Marriage Fic with a twist – a fun experiment in marriage, contrasts and distaste.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,335 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In the Loop by greenconverses reviews
Nico didn’t think he was that far out of the loop that he missed the memo where Percy Jackson, manly hero of Olympus, suddenly started liking guys. Slash. Nico/Percy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Percy J., Nico A.
Holden and LJ by DodgerHolden reviews
Rory and Jess never saw each other again after their final meeting at Truncheon Books in season six. What happens when Jess' daughter, Holden, starts Chilton and is immediately paired up with Rory's son, LJ, for an English project? -Lit, JavaJunkie and LitJnr
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 134,463 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 8/4/2008 - [Rory G., Jess M.] Finn - Complete
The Potter Family Grimoire by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 2,879 - Follows: 533 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Photographs and Phrases by MissGoalie75 reviews
He’s sure she didn’t mean for her photo to mean anything; it was just different way of congratulating him for finishing that book. But she inadvertently started something big: she’s making him consider initiating a way to communicate.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,631 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Jess M., Rory G. - Complete
Incoming by HoleInTheWorld reviews
New Summary. In the middle of her grandparent’s vow renewal, Rory finds Jess crashing back into her life. Maybe for good this time.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 75,720 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Rory G., Jess M.
The Nymph Hunt by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Sometimes you're a hag in a nymph's body, and sometimes you're just a witch trying to hide the nymph in you... DMHG. Post-DH disregarding epilogue. Written for an exchange, see prompt inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,733 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 69 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Nights in the Bayou by maidenfairhair reviews
When a young man arrives at the bayou of Calypso’s exile, she is anxious to sate her long denied passions. But as they explore each other, Calypso learns of a secret that could at last set her free... Jack/Calypso Pre-CotBP. COMPLETE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,776 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Tia D. - Complete
Insidious Inquisitor by Yunaine reviews
Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 2,184 - Follows: 456 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 4,516 - Follows: 426 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
If Anything, This Should Be Interesting by CGI reviews
Starts with 'Let the Games Begin' than tangents. Follows the irrationality of teenagers in love. Literati
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,837 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Rory G., Jess M.
Girls in Bikinis and Jess Mariano Doin' the Twist? by Sunshinegirl64 reviews
When Rory and Paris go to California for spring break, they never guess who they'll find there: Jess. Back at the Hollow, Lorelai and Luke are getting worried: resulting in something? Rory went to CA, not FL for spring break in my story.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,255 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Rory G., Jess M. - Complete
Liquor is Quicker by Punkindoodle reviews
He slid his hand up her soft thigh, making circles with his fingertips right below her knickers. What would you say to a ONE NIGHT STAND? WARNING: VERY SEXY AND GRAPHIC DRAMIONE ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Amor Vincit Omnia by Shawn30 reviews
AU. After a three and a half year separation Vice Chair Amidala and Jedi Master Skywalker have some unfinished business as the Clone Wars have finally ended and Palpatine is dead.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,994 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
A Bright Yellow Highlighter by Just A Girl Of The Hollow x3 reviews
OOC.A yellow highlighter, Paris, Rory, Dean, and Jess.[rating to be safe]
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Rory G., Jess M. - Complete
Ice Cream For Two by Just A Girl Of The Hollow x3 reviews
ONESHOT.Literati fluff.Rewrite of 'There's the Rub' Rating is a caution.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Rory G., Jess M. - Complete
The Long Road Back by kasey8473 reviews
AU. Padmé has survived and after four years as Vader, Anakin surfaces. He begins a journey back into himself. Padmé finds a way to help him. There will be happy endings for all. Eventually. Story complete.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 87,896 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Kitchen Rendezvous by Great Clone reviews
“You know, my third husband had a fetish for doing it in kitchens. Maybe Jess, too…he does work in a diner.” Lit. AUish. Fluff. OneShot.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Jess M., Rory G. - Complete
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 1880 - Favs: 3,746 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Passion and Warfare by Satashi reviews
Sinbad and Jeanne battle over a chess piece, then share a romantic night together as Maron and Chiaki. Limeish, so be warned.
Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,112 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Complete
Draco's Quite Large Dilemma by tout-a-coup reviews
Draco gets dumped and must find a way back into the arms of his beloved. Featuring a bit of screaming, Brilliant Plans, and some very vindictive Slytherins. HD slash, rated for language... mostly. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,149 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/26/2005 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
From the Bridge by Violets reviews
Jess should have never left Rory crying on the bridge, no sir.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,911 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2005
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Nick and Nora, Sid and Nancy Take Two reviews
How much would have changed, if Jess' first night in Stars Hollow would have gone differently?
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Jess M., Rory G. - Complete
4 AM Forever Jess is gone Songfic
She refused to let anyone see that she was dying inside but she couldn't hide the truth from herself at nights. Set at the end of S3. Literati - kind of.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Rory G., Jess M. - Complete