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Joined 03-10-09, id: 1862610, Profile Updated: 04-17-14
Author has written 10 stories for Maximum Ride, and Naruto.

So guess who suddenly remembered that she use to write great stories? And guess who really wants to get back into writing great stories for all my remaining followers and is hopeful to gain new followers?

So I just deleted about nine of my old stories and I'm still debating on deleting another two. Among the deleted are

She's so in Love With Two- A Sasuke/Sakura/Itachi 'Naruto' one-shot. Published 10/19/2010.
Two Paths- A Sasuke/Sakura/Gaara 'Naruto' one-shot. Published 12/27/2009.
Curiosity Killed Her Brothers- A Sakura/Neji 'Naruto one-shot. Published 4/21/2010

The Evil Angle of Light- A Max/Fang 'Maximum Ride' 13-chapeter fic. Published 6/17/2009. Completed 5/10/2010.
Runaway Love- A 'Maximum Ride' song-fic. Published 2/26/2010
My Biggest Mistake- A Max/Fang 'Maximum Ride' one-shot. Published 7/9/2009

Dark's Flavor of the Week- A Dark/Riku 'D. N. Angel' song-fic. Published 4/18/2010.
Daisuki's Ex-Girlfriend- A Dark/Riku/Daisuki 'D.N.Angel' multi-chapter fic. Published 9/1/2009. Never completed.
Riku's Ex-Boyfriend- A Dark/Riku 'D.N.Angel' song-fic. Published 6/9/2009. First Fic Ever Award.

Not This Time- A Edward/Bella/OC multi-chapter fic. Published 6/19/2009. Completed 10/31/2009.

All were deleted on 4/17/2014 because they embarrassed me too much.

"There are some books that are bad, others that are good, and very few that you beg your parents to buy (even though you already read them, but had to give them back to the library) keep them in the best condition possible, keep them for years (even after your friends get sick of them and move on to other books), and re-read them hundreds of times, but never fail to get excited when the hero goes to battle, give a small squeel of joy when the hero and his heroine flirt, cry when your favorite character dies to save another, and grab the first book in the series to start all over again."
- Me

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If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.


Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom
1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore
2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know
3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?
4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding.
5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'
6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...
7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?
8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?
9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...
10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain.
11. Dammit, Steve! You're the father of my baby! You know what? I'm-- AAAAHHH!! OH GOD, I'M HAVING THE BABY!! DAMN YOU, STEVE!! IF I'M GONNA HAVE THIS BABY NOW, YOU'RE GONNA FEEL THIS PAIN WITH ME!! Oh shit... is the intercom actually on?
12. This is your captain spreaking: we're about to land, but... uh... does anybody know how? I was kinda weak on that in piloting school...


- It's an inside joke with me and my friends that I am the demon child of Satin. If only they knew.

-If a stranger offers you a ride, only go with him if he has candy.

-BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.

-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

Be nice to losers. one day they might be cool!

- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

- Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

- I'm not crazy- I'm psychotic . . . There's a difference!

- There's nothing that can't be fixed with: duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over.

- My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you all at the same time.

- Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if you die today

- Don't get mad; get sadistic.

-It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

-Dont worry, we'll get threw this with inexpensive therapy, bubble wrap, and chocolate.

-Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot

-The pen is mightier than the sword; no-one expects you to attack them with a pen.

I once gave up anime; it was the most terrifying weekend of my life.

- My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am.

- Knowledge is power; power is the root of all-evil. Therefore studying is evil.

- I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!

- Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.

- An apple a day will keep the doctor away . . . If aimed well.

- Don't provoke the lunatic, alright.

- Irony: Falling down the stairs due to distraction by the "watch your step" sign.

- I'm not supposed to make sense! That would defeat the purpose of confusing people!

- When in doubt, push random buttons!

- You know what?! Earth sucks, I’m going home.

- Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not so sure about the universe.

- If you laugh I will laugh. If you cry I will cry and if you jump out a window...I will laugh.

- your a great friend, but if the zombies come I'm tripping you.

- What is this 'kindness' you speak of?

- Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking.

- Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

- When there's a will, I want to be in it.

-Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

-The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

- When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

- Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

- Being weird is like being normal, only better!!

- Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

- Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs.

-Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

-NO! I won't go to hell...I have a restraining order.

-I DIDN'T DO IT...Oh wait THAT...Yes I did do THAT...

-One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

-It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.'

-I am not crazy! You know what! The voices don't like you anymore!

-Death is life’s way of saying you’ve been fired.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

-I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

-The trouble with life is there's no background music

-Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

-You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

-Stupid kills, unfortunately not fast enough.

-They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?

-My night in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

-I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

-God made man, knew he could do better, and made woman.

-At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.

-I was about to conquer the world but then I got distracted by something shiny

-Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

-Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.

-Don't follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls.

-You're not drunk until you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the Earth.


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Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 151,206 - Reviews: 3477 - Favs: 6,226 - Follows: 6,483 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Sasuke's Heart by Foreverdreamergirl1 reviews
Just a series of one shots about moments where Sasuke needs help or a parental figure and Kakashi's there to give it to him along with the rest of team 7. From sickness and Asthma, to injuries, curse mark issues, and emotional despair. Some are more OCC then others. Starts off slower and gets better so give it a chance. Read and Review please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,568 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/13/2015 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H.
Down the rivers of the windfall light by black.k.kat reviews
Left or right, forwards or back, there's always a choice. Obito chooses to return to Konoha, and the world rearranges itself from there. A series of non-chronological, interconnected shorts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,788 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 5/6/2014 - Published: 3/4/2014 - [Kakashi H., Obito U.] Minato N.
Priceless by thirdmetaphor reviews
Hashirama. Madara. Their imperfect relationship.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/16/2014 - [Hashirama S., Madara U.] - Complete
Slightly Less Traumatic by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto pesters Sasuke while he's training delaying him getting home. He's so late, in fact, that Itachi simply doesn't have time to wait for him to arrive and discover the massacre and has to go looking for him. But once he finds them how is he really supposed to get Sasuke back home and stick to his script without making the whole thing just seem really weird?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,501 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 150 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Many Perks of Parenting (Or Not) by black.k.kat reviews
Genma just wants a relationship. Really, at this point any will do. Kotetsu, Izumo, and Iruka are simply not having it. Anyone who wants to get their grubby paws on Genma is going to have to go through them first. (Let it also be said that Kakashi is definitely not above cheating when something he wants is on the line.) An alternate, somewhat slapstick coda to Fallen here to grace.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,045 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 157 - Published: 2/1/2014 - [Genma S., Kakashi H.] Iruka U., Kotetsu H. - Complete
Saying 'Yes' by Naomyx reviews
Uchiha Sasuke had a serious problem. A very complex one at that. And Uzumaki Naruto, oblivious like always, was determined to change it, thanks with the help of said raven's family. SasuNaru and ItaKura (ItaKyuu). YAOI, AU, lemons, with side-pairings of HashiMada and TobiIzu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 118,394 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Butterfly Effect by psiten reviews
Uchiha Itachi was sure life couldn't get any better than going out for ice cream with his baby brother. Then, Naruto happened. Alternate Ninja-verse. Rating may go up to T as characters age.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,190 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U.
The Running Man by Naomyx reviews
He was always running. Out of the light. Into the shadows. In so many of his lives. No matter how much they wanted him, he was always so far away...SasuNaru, HashiMada. Twoshot. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,660 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Hashirama S., Madara U., Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
His Perfect Happiness by fly-honey-from-the-track-team reviews
On a warm spring night, Hashirama contemplates his perfect happiness, the beautiful raven haired man lying next to him in bed. HashiMada FLUFF
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Drabbles (Suzalulu) by torchicpox reviews
He looks like divinity, a being so pure it was impossible to imagine otherwise. But Lelouch is not, so Suzaku settles with Lelouch being a beautiful, fragile doll. *a set of drabbles which was first intended to be one sentence each*
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
Myths of the Uchiha by Heero91 reviews
Weird and random one shots based on common fanfiction facts about certain Uchiha, each one has it's own prompt and Uchiha. Not for the serious of heart. Please read and enjoy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,144 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
One Small Kindness by DigitalTart reviews
Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,569 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 3,982 - Follows: 1,406 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Who I Am by TwinTrouble reviews
Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,164 - Reviews: 2549 - Favs: 5,310 - Follows: 5,078 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Nine Years Overdue by RainingSprinklesDownMyThroat reviews
Sasuke grew up on the streets with no one to rely on but himself after his brother abandoned him. But when Itachi suddenly falls back into his life, how will he react? And will he leave behind the friends he's made? Characters: Ita,Sasu Taka,Akatsuki
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,600 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Legally a Minor by Vamps-with-Wings reviews
Max has had enough of Brigid hanging all over Fang, and when the perfect opportunity to shove the truth right down Brigid's throat arises, what else can Max do but take it with ease? After all, Max ALWAYS wins.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Tobi Calls Australia! by Sarah1281 reviews
Mary Sue is very excited when she accidentally calls half of the Akatsuki to our world...until they kill her and decide to take over the world. How do they fare and what's happening back in the Narutoverse as a result?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,472 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Misunderstandings by msyuu reviews
Deidara asks Sasori a very important question, but when he misunderstands the answer, Tobi's the only one there to comfort him. After all, what's Sasori gonna do about it? For The Black Rose 1995. SasoDei, one-sided TobiDei. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Return, Reject, Recognize, Release by Samurai101 reviews
When Sasuke was young his genius older brother was kidnapped. Now that Sasuke's old his brother's coming back home. Things would be perfect, if the man returned hadn't been a blue eyed pacifist instead of the red-eyed ninja Sasuke was hoping for.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,683 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
When Everything Goes Wrong by Shining Through reviews
The Sabaku siblings, Matsuri, and Suna Councils are traveling to Konoha to discuss Gaara's plans for the future. Matsuri doesn't like how close Gaara and Sakura are, so she sets out to destroy their relationship. But love conquers all, right? Anti Matsuri
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,619 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Sacrifices by Maiden of the Moon reviews
It frightens Ciel how willing he is to seek comfort from the hands that will one day kill him..." A collection of SebastianxCiel minfics and sentences.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 56 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
My time by missS K I L L S reviews
Hinata... I-I" Hinata looked up towards her father. His eyes began filling with... something she had never seen in her life, coming from him. Usually it would be anger, hate, blame, but now. She's looking into eyes of a sad, hurt man... fatherXdaughter!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Hiashi H., Hinata H. - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2295 - Favs: 4,595 - Follows: 1,098 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 4,218 - Follows: 624 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
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Love, Hate, and the Agony InBetween reviews
Sakura and Hinata left Konoha years ago and pretty much vanished off the face of the earth. People moved on. But no one was expecting them to show up again when Akatsuki and Konoha make an alliance, and things are about to get very interesting in Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,988 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Sakura H., Hinata H., Akatsuki, Team Seven
Who Wants To Date My Sister? reviews
Ella is the most populare girl at school, but has one big problem- She's not alowed to date untill her tomboy older sister Max does. Now, in order to date Ella, Iggy has to find a guy for Max- too bad no one will. But what about the hot reble Fang Vemon?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,493 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Max, Fang
The Good Girls That Went Bad reviews
Discontinued. Re-writen. Really sorry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,435 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Who is That Girl, Fang? reviews
Song fic. When Fang ditches Max, his best friend since they were kids, for her half sister and his crush, Ella, will their friendship last? Will Max finaly get the guts to tell Fang the truth about her feelings. AU.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
Everyone's Angel reviews
After the hurtful words of Naruto, Hinata cant handle life anymore. She leaves behind only letters for her family and friends to read. How well Naruto deal with the pain and guilt of losing Hinata? Rated T for death
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,454 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Fang Venom Must Die! reviews
Fang is the king of high school and is now dating the three hottest girls Nudge, Ella, and Bridget. When Max comes she tells them and then helps them get back at him by beaking his heart. But what happens when she starts to fall for him?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,234 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Coming Back reviews
When Sakura is betrayed by her bestfriends she and her family move to Suna. 2 years later she is back with her new friends. How well everyone react to the new Sakura? Well Sasuke get her back? Is Gaara in love her? Well Sakura ever forgive them? new title
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,913 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Sick in Bed reviews
When Sasuke tells his brother that he didn't feel well, no one thought that it would have been this bad. . .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Forgotten Children reviews
Sasukes two children and his new wife hate eachother. When the kids have had enough they leave and met a kind woman with pink hair. 2 years later they go back to Konoha and Sasuke wants his kids back, but Sakura's not to willing to let her kids go. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,920 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Damn Red Cloth reviews
Song-fic . . . kind of. It's the Sakura Festival in Konoha and with it comes the talent show. Anko has talked the girls into entering it. When the girls do a re-make of the song Lady Marmalade . . . lets just say, the boys will NEVER forget it!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
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