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Hiya. It's MEEEEEEEEE!!

I am in love with EMMETT CULLEN and JASPER CULLEN but Mainly EDWARD CULLEN!! Woo Hoo! Go Edward! Go Edward! Go Edward!! Noo! Don't go! Wait! Come baaaack!!(breaks down in sobs)

I write for fun. It is my way to express myself. That and playing sports like soccer and my mom really wants me to play basketball, but I don't like it. I always get hit in the face. And it hurts.

"I'm a street fighter.": "Oh yeah? Prove it." "You don't want me to prove it."

"What time is it?" "There is a clock right there." "DID I ASK YOU WHERE THE CLOCK WAS?!"

You're beginning to irritate me. It's time to die.

"oh cool its bendable." *SNAP* "nevermind."

"why do you talk so fast?" "why do you listen so slow?"

"I am THIS close to calling your mother!!" "tell her I say hi"

"OMG IM GONNA SNEEZE GONNA SNEEZE GONNA...now its gone."

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Tu madre! Yes, you just got burned in Spanish. Would you like some ice for that Spanish burn?

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. ( Yup. That explains it...)

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. (Shhhh. Don't tell anyone!)

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. (Happened sooo many times!)

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

You can't wait for inspiration; you have to go after it with a club.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more (So true...)

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?

"Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."

If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing

Live dangerous…Run with scissors.

I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.

The worst time to have a heart attack is when you’re playing charades. No one will believe you.

I’m not sleeping. I’m just looking at the insides of my eyelids. (Teachers do not fall for that one)

Hear no evil. See no evil. Make some evil. (this is a Waffle of Doom creation)

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (At least I don't think I have...)

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. (Almost every night...)

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile (My friends laugh at me for it)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If random songs just pop into your head at any given momet, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Animorph version of the Barney song ~I hate you, you hate me, let’s chase Barney up a tree ect.-Personally, I like this version better~ to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile. (ALL THE FREAKIN’ TIME!)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If people mistake you for a vampire copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. (All the time...)

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've had at least one friend move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. (As long as I’ve got my best friend, I’m good!)

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile (Every time I meet a hot guy, otherwise I never shut-up)

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone ~or more than one person~ because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile (Ahem my sister)

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If there are times when you just want to annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think rock, paper, scissors solves everything then put this in you’re profile!

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward, Bella, Alice, or any other Twilight names, copy this into your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. (More times than I can count...)

If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the ABC's song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you know at least five words to the song 'I Love Rock n' Roll', put this in your profile.(Hmm, let's see... I love rock n' roll, hey look! I do know!)

If you have ever attacked someone with joy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have someone you love as a sister, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. (I still try to, and I'm determinded to actually do it one day.)

If you have ever tried to put you foot behind you head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. (See the next two copy and paste things for further info)

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If whenever you see a silver Volvo and you start to scream "Edward", copy and paste this in your profile(actually what I do is shout “VOLVO” every time I see ANY Volvo...

If your friends are considering torturing you because you won't shut up about the Twilight series, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are in love with a Twilight character, copy and paste this in your profile. (Let's see, Jasper... Emmett... Edward...)

If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are Team Edward, copy and paste this in your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turky-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

You can blame all your problems on two invisible people named 'Juan' and 'Cindy', if you believe this, copy this into your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever met a hot guy and told him he was hot out loud copy/paste this on your profile (Ohh gawd. Where do I start?)

If Edward Cullen doesn't come to take you off your feet soon, you're gonna hunt him down with a club, then put this on your profile. (Twilight4242 Creation)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway, copy and paste this is your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think disclaimers are the most annoying thing ever copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into yourprofile

If you're one of those people who get's excited at just two Reviews, copy this into your profile

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and past this into your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
(Post this on your profile if you hate racism.)

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run -beep- run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!


Sterotypes

I wear black so I must be a Goth.

I'm young, so I must be naive.

I have good grades, so I must be a Nerd.

I love animals, so I must become the crazy old cat lady.

I get depressed, so I must be Emo.

I'm blonde, so I must be an idiot.

I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm Native American, so I must be a savage.

I'm a white girl, so I must be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm pretty, so I must not be a virgin.

I have straight A's, so I must be easy.

I'm a virgin, so I must be prude.

I'm a girl who actually eats lunch, so I must be fat.

I'm single, so I must be ugly.

I'm Christian, so I must hate homosexuals.

I love shopping, so I must be rich.

I hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop,

(Post it if you think the same)

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
(So...why then have we all been submitted to spelling tests our whole lives? Ponder THAT a while.)

FRIENDSHIP

1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on mountain dew.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well. Again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at you.

9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'

╔══╦══╦══╗ you have been diagnosed
║╔╗║╔═╣╔╗║ with Obsessive Cullen
║╚╝║╚═╣╚╝║ Disorder put this on your
╚══╩══╩══╝ profile if you've caught it too :)

(\_/) This is bunny. Copy and paste
(+'.'+) bunny onto your page to help
(")_(") him gain world domination!

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

If you belive your own Edward Cullen is out there somewhere, add this.

If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with any or all of the Cullens, but you don't really care because you don't want to heal quite frankly, post this. (Yes, I do, okay? Get over it! I don't care! ;) )

If whenever you see or hear the name 'Edward' you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much and then people stare at you and tell you to shut up and let it go, post this.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile

Try not to cry

Mommy... Johnny brought a gun to school.

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said Goodbye.

I'm sorry that i had to go, but Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, it hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy please tell Daddy that I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; that she is the only one now.

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; that I'll be joining her now.

And tell my wonder full friends that they were always the best.

Mommy I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.

Mommy tell my teachers that i won't show up for class.

And never forget this, O please don't let this pass,

Mommy why did it have to be me? No one, though, deserves this.

But Mommy, it's not fair, i left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest.

But Mommy please remember I'm in Heaven, with the rest.

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

Please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new.

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, on that trip to the zoo, I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, i wanted to live.

But Mommy i must go now, the time is getting late.

Mommy, tell Zack I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know thats true.

And now all I need to say is "Mommy I love you."

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.

Wait for the right guy:

Wait for the guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot.

Who calls you back when you hang up on him.

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the one who kisses your forehead.

Who wants to show you off to the world when your in your sweats.

Who holds your hand in front of all his friends.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how lucky he is to have you.

Man approaches to greet a new neighbor who is just moving into the house next door and asks what he does for a living.

Neighbor 1: I am a professor at the University, I teach deductive reasoning.

Man: Deductive reasoning? What is that?

Neighbor 1: Let me give you an example. I see you have a dog house out back. By that I deduce that you have a dog.

Man: That's right.

Neighbor 1: The fact that you have a dog, leads me to deduce that you have a family.

Man: Right again.

Neighbor 1: Since you have a family I deduce that you have a wife.

Man: Correct.

Neighbor 1: And since you have a wife, I can deduce that you are heterosexual.

Man: Yup.

Neighbor 1: That is deductive reasoning.

Man: Cool.

...Later that same day...

Man: Hey I was talking to that new neighbor next door.

Neighbor 2: Is he a nice guy?

Man: Yes, and he has an interesting job.

Neighbor 2: Oh, yeah? What does he do?

Man: He is a professor of deductive reasoning at the University.

Neighbor 2: Deductive reasoning? What's that?

Man: Let me give you an example. Do you have a dog house?

Neighbor 2: No.

Man: Faggot.

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If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5030 - Favs: 5,047 - Follows: 1,335 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
12 21 12 by Dani Navy reviews
To him, she's just another reckless human when he finds her lying in the middle of nowhere, dead as dead can be. He doesn't realize he should know her, or that she's about to wake up in 3…2…1… BxE, vampires/humans/hybrids
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 154,044 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Once Upon a Time by Runaway Moon reviews
I'd always had crappy luck, so in all honesty, I expected nothing less than that when it came to Edward Cullen... BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Good Campers by kscathammelfelt reviews
Bella, Alice and Rosalie are going on a camping trip with school and to their misfortune they end up in the cabine next to Emmett, Edward and Jasper, the biggest players in school and if that wasn't enough, they also declare a prank war. OOC BxE RxE AxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,839 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Bella - Complete
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13050 - Favs: 6,180 - Follows: 2,781 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Broken Hiatus by scabiorsnatcher reviews
When Scabior encounters Hermione alone he claims her as his... pet. Warnings: SMUT,noncon,adult themes, RPbased, co-op. Dominant/Scary Scabior x Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,869 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Scabior, Hermione G.
Tough as Nails by GrumpySunshine reviews
Bite me, Cullen." His lopsided smile lifted one side of his perfect lips. "I don't think that would be such a good idea." Slightly OOC. The Cullens are vamps, hell bent on helping a certain Bella Swan. Canon couples. T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 55,957 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
Stolen by Cindy Glidewell reviews
Scabior decides to have the mudblood... Dark. Noncon. Lemons. ScabiorxHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,811 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Hermione G., Scabior
Fighting Temptation by Dobber17 reviews
Classmates Bella, Edward, Mike, and Tyler are invited to a basketball clinic in Seattle for 2 weeks. Bella is sharing a hotel room with the guys. What happens? Truth or dare, streaking, injuries, jealousy, and a growing attraction between Edward and Bella. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,441 - Reviews: 3256 - Favs: 2,061 - Follows: 1,250 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
Save Me by Scabior's-Horcrux reviews
When Hermione is alone in the woods, she's caught by the snatchers and their leader, Scabior, has taken interest in Hermione. Will her determination get her out alive, or will something unsuspecting happen? Rated M for Rape/Sexual Content/Language. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,097 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Hermione G., Scabior - Complete
Twisted Love by MissJessx3 reviews
Bella was abducted by Edward Cullen when she was 8, although she went more than willingly. This is the story of their lives together. AU; not all human! give it a chance, i'm sure you've never read a story like this before.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,034 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Glares of an Angel by naturallyclutzy93 reviews
so bella is a vamp and edward left 50 years ago.... she is now an assasin for the volturi.. and she has been assigned to watch over the cullens....... omg DRAMA
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,398 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Haunted by the Past by Mizz.H.Cullen reviews
Bella is a 21 year old transfer student to a college in Seattle. Five years ago she slept with Edward in a bar, and hasn't seen him since. What happens when the school's biggest player, turns out to be the same guy that Bella was trying so hard to forget? -DISCONTINUED-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 64,114 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Bella, Edward
Racing Dreams by Tara.Riley.Mason reviews
AU AH Bella Swan works at the stables. Edward Masen is a rich horse racer. The two hate each other, but will sparks fly when Jacob Black helps Bella achieve her racing dream?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,403 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Finding Courage by Angels of Twilight reviews
Bella is a vampire who just moved to Forks and enrolls in Forks High. She meets the Cullens, who are also vampires. All but Edward. He is paralyzed from the waist down and hasn't been changed for the fear that it won't cure him. Can Bella's new powers help?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,191 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Thousand Ways To Say Yes by syrrah reviews
Alice Brandon is determined to meet Jasper Whitlock and she drags her best friend Bella along to Vancouver for a whirlwind of Winter Olympics and ice hockey. But Bella meets Edward Cullen, and despite her best efforts, she just can't remain unimpressed...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,952 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Complete
The Foreign Hottie by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen is a foreign exchange student from London who comes to live with the Swans for a whole year. Bella Swan couldn’t be anymore upset over the fact that a boy has to share a room with her. Could her feelings toward him ever change? OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,181 - Reviews: 4986 - Favs: 2,625 - Follows: 2,773 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
No One Ever Said High School Is Easy, Or Fair by LorMenari reviews
Welcome to Forks High. A school filled with drama. Then again, aren't all small schools? Though are story centers around three main characters, it's safe to say everyone is important here. T for suggestive themes and language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 44,774 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Bella, Jacob
Second Chance by seen-by-the-blind reviews
When it comes to soccer, Bella Swan will do whatever it takes to be the best. So when she gets the opportunity to attend a great soccer camp, she takes it. The downside? It’s all-boys—and the only way for her to get in is to disguise herself as her friend
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,531 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
Hawaiian Paradise by XOXOemmett reviews
When Rose,Bella,&Alice graduate,their parents give them tickets to go to Hawaii for 3 weeks.On the other hand Edward,Emmett,&Jasper decide to go on vacation before they go to collage. What happens when 2 groups meet and maybe fall in love? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,583 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009
Just One of The Guys by TeamEdward15 reviews
all Human. Bella is attending a boarding school for the first time and its a long way from home. The good part: making new friends, no parents, and total freedom! The bad part: it’s an all boys school! How'd this happen, you ask? Read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,028 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Getting Kicked Out Of Wal Mart by readinangel reviews
When Alice get an email about what not to do in Wal Mart, she decides she wants to test them out. She brings Em, Ed, Bell, Rose, and Jazz along, and it results in choas! Warning: you will laugh. Characters mostly in cannon!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,835 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
When People Change by pen2paper93 reviews
Bella & Edward were best friends until high school. He's popular. She's not. He's changed but not for the better. Tired of being in the background, treated like she doesn't exist, Bella decides to make her own change. Time for a makeover. B&E. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,515 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 5/3/2009
Crush by Fangirl17 reviews
Edward's a player,but when he starts to have feelings for his sister's dorky bestfriend, he goes awol for her. No matter how many times he tries to walk away,and ignore his feelings, he keeps coming back. Is it just a crush or is he falling in love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,143 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bells the guy? by dark dreaming vamp reviews
Bella joins the famous Cullen Academy in hopes to meet her hockey idol Edward Cullen. the only problem is that its an all guys school....or so she thought. now she has to keep her secret to herself if she wants to stay...ALL HUMAN, OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,898 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 11/3/2008
Taken by rippnercullen reviews
Bella is kidnapped one night to become a 'slave present' for Edward Cullen, a boy who seems to just abuse her. But Bella is sure that underneath he must love her.....right? WARNINGS: Pain, language, lemons, spanking and rippnercullenness! Ed/Be NO JACOB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,730 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Prank Calls by oxoxTwilightloverxoxo reviews
Edward and the others left to go hunting Bella and Alice, are home alone, Join them as they prank call, The Cullens, The Wolves, Mike, Jessica, Lauren and many more!REVENGE IN STORE! SEQUEL NOW OUT! Prank War
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 59,300 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Emmett, Bella
You're Not Forgiven by cookiemonsterx3 reviews
Edward leaves and Bella gets changed by Laurent. She goes back to Forks at the same time the Cullens do and to her surprise, Edward and Tanya are going out! What will Bella do? Im not that great with summaries, so enjoy! Read and review.pleaseee
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,602 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009
Jumper by Clumsy but Elegant reviews
Bella is a Jumper. She can teleport to any place in the world when she wants. A Paladin is a person devoted to killing Jumpers. Join Bella on her journey of fighting Paladins, finding romance, Learning how it feels to see death and commit it yourself.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Controlled Burn by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Summary: Bella has always joked about marrying Alice’s much younger brother so she could be a part of her best friend’s family, but now he’s all grown up and hot. Bella tries to control the burn for him, but it quickly becomes a raging fire. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,722 - Reviews: 11332 - Favs: 4,618 - Follows: 2,203 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
She's The Man by WeepingWillow1494 reviews
Based on movie "She's the Man". When Bella's school soccer team gets cut. She pretends to be her twin brother Emmett, and goes to his new school to make the boys team. But also falling in love with her brothers hot soccer player roommate. Edward.OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,353 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
College Life by foreversleepless reviews
Bella's off to college where she meets the player, Edward Cullen, and the nice guy, Vince Craig. They both have their eye on her. Is Edward really a player? Is Vince as nice as he acts? & Who keeps calling her? Drama isn't just meant for high school. AU!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,985 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Extraordinary by dreamstar1995 reviews
Bella Swan is illegally taking care of her brothers. She is a vampire but has amazing self control. Then she moves her and her four brothers to Forks, Washington. What will happen when the Cullens meet her. First fanfiction ever. Rating may change later.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,524 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
You Left, So I Learned by hidinginahatbox reviews
Bella can sings,dance,skateboard, and play almost any instrument there is. She is absolutly drop-dead gorgeous. Oh-and did I mention that she is the most powerful vampire in the world? Hmmm guess not.This is my first fanfic. it takes place during new moon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Just Friends? by cullen.xoxo reviews
When you've known each other since you played in the sandbox, there is nothing new to learn about each other right. Thats what Bella thought but Edward will show her that when you are separated things change and people change even more. ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,708 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Edward, Bella
Home of the Spartans by twilight-saga-lover95 reviews
Bella is going to a new boarding school in LA where she meets great friends and the school player EDWARD CULLEN. When Edward falls for her will she over look his history with girls and fall in love or block him out of her life? BxE AxJ RxEM ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,943 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Adventures In Forks High by EmotionallyConfuzzled reviews
What will happen when Forks High School get's snowed in? With all of the Cullens in there! They Spend the night? Mike tries to be sexy for Bella? Edward loses control? Will Jasper have fun with emotions? Kareoke? Truth or Dare! One crazy night is ahead.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,749 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009
Fate by bobbypingirl101 reviews
In 1918, Isabella Swan and Edward Mason both got the influenza and were changed by Carlisle. Here's the twist: They hated eachother. How will each of them survive? Practical jokes, temper tantrums, proposals, fights, surprises and more. ExB. Slight OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 165,209 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
Without You by Savannahbobanna reviews
Bella is on her own when she finds the clearing. When Laurent finds her there, her werewolf saviors are nowhere to be found. Is Laurent a good guy, or will his bad side overcome him? I deleted it... for some reason. I can't really remember why...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,132 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Bella, Laurent - Complete
New Surpises by ThoseBigBlueEyes reviews
Orphan Bella leaves 2 go live wit a family. little do they no that she already nos their secret She finds herself falling 4 a vampire again. Then when she thought it cant get anymore complicated she finds her self face 2 face with 2 ppl she knew were dead
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,307 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
OLA by haileywalley reviews
Bella is athletic and new at OLA a boarding school in California. What will happen when she gets in involved with the star basketball player/playboy of the school and when she messes with the untouchables of the school? Better summary inside:
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Sincere Deception by xMainstreamEmoBrdlineHardcorex reviews
A/H A/U. Badboy Edward and Hardcore Bella have a love/hate relationship. He loves her she 'hates' him. what happens when cupid wont give them a break? E/B Em/R J/A rated T for language. truth or dare, band gigs, and bad pick up lines! NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 110,653 - Reviews: 2111 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Save me From my Past: Bella's point of view mostly by Jasperismylover reviews
Bella Swan's past wasn't so great. She had an abusive boyfriend back in Pheonix before she moved to Forks. She moves to Forks to get away from him, and there she meets the Cullens. But when her Ex BF finds her , what will Ed do? ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 31,294 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009
Sexy Back! by FuzzyWuzzyWithBadHaircut reviews
Its Edwards birthday and his family and Bella decide to surprise him with a present. Too bad its going to be given to him in front of the whole school, and of course its not your average present either! -One Shot-
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Truth or Dare Cullen Style by jldarling83 reviews
Truth or Dare Cullen Style
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,867 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Song of the Heart by deansgirl33 reviews
Edward never came back in New Moon and Bella was changed.She has no memories from her human life and is to be crowned Volterra's Princess.When the Cullens arrive they're shocked. Now Bella has to remeber her love for Edward before she's gone forever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,338 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Sunny Days by thesecretlover86 reviews
Soccer player, Bella Swan moves to Florida with her father and meets the infamous Edward Cullen. What will they both think of each other? Will they find love? And most importantly will they choose each other? All Human. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,950 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Hell is where my heart belongs by photoshoppedflaws reviews
After Edward leaves her, Bella is shoved into the dangerous world of Vampire Hunters. Using her new given powers, she is forced to kill every last vampire- including the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,616 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Charlies Angels by OhHaleYes reviews
The FBI are suddenly occupied with dangerous missions. Charlie is asked to find some speacial agents up for the job, and he decides that Bella, Alice and Rosalie, as vampires, would be perfect...
Crossover - Charlie's Angels: The Movie & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,642 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009
Desires of the Heart by torrick reviews
Nessie has grown into a beautiful young woman, in love with her best friend, Jacob. Nessie and Jacob realize they love each other, but only after Nessie flirts with Justin, a guy at school. Justin becomes obsessed with Nessie. Can Jacob keep Nessie safe?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,080 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Our Time Has Passed by HopefulRomantic123 reviews
-Discontinued- Being adopted by ChameleonxBookworm
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
It's Just A Game by DorothyInDisguise reviews
Bella and Edward were best friends... that's until he moved. Now 6 years later he is back and they HATE each other. Edward is a jock and Bella HATES jocks. Will Alice and Rosalie be able to save the day? Will their plan work? All Human. ExB; JxA; EmxR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 93,527 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Vampire Hunter by HyperVampireChick reviews
Isabella Swan is a vampire hunter who is use to her daily routine - school in the daytime and hunting in the nighttime. What will happen when she meets a vampire that turns her life upside down?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,906 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Camp Archstone: Facility for Troubled Youth by Dani Navy reviews
Bella doesn't care that Edward's gone; as long as she gets her high at night, and doesn't end up in a ditch by morning, she's golden. But Camp Archstone has other plans for her, and that's when Edward comes back. BELLA IS OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 1371 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Books and Soccer balls at Yale by nicky40 reviews
What happens when celebrity playboy Edward Cullen, decides to leave all his celebrity life behind to attend Yale university, and meets Isabella Swan a just graduated girl from highschool,who apparently loathes Edward, will she give in too his charm?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,477 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Geek to Sheek by twilightrockz reviews
Bella is the school geek and has a crush on Edward, the king of the school. One day, Edward hurts her not physically and Alice gives her a make-over. Will there be an competition? BellaxOC or BellaxEdward The plot line may change later on. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,513 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Going For It All by xkoolxmonkyx reviews
Bella is captain of the varsity volleyball team. Edward - star quarterback of the varsity football team. He also happens to be a school player, heartbreaker, and now has his sites set on Bella. Will she be just another girl to add to his list?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,262 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009
On my own by Paggle reviews
His razor-sharp teeth sliced into the skin of my neck, and within seconds of it, I felt the most excruciatingly painful feeling. What will happen to Bella when she bumps into Edward 10 years after he left her but she is a vampire? Please r&r!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,343 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
One of Us by Nakii-Ilylac reviews
Set in New Moon. Bella has been captured by the Volturi. After keeping her prisoner, Aro decides he wants to keep her. Edward comes back to save her, Will Aro let her go?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8208 - Favs: 5,871 - Follows: 2,167 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Cut by NiceIceEdward reviews
Edward and Bella happily celebrate her 18th birthday with her best friend Alice and her boyfriend's family. But when Alice is hurt, Bella is left behind with Edward's dangerous older brother. All human, AU One-Shot Jasper/Bella elements
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,069 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Knight in Shining Armor by tamelaine reviews
Set in the early 1800's in England, Bella and her cousins are on the run from their guardian who wants to auction them off to the highest bidder to rid himself of debts. In dire straights, who appears to rescue them? Why Edward and his best friends.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,237 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008
Locked in by Lessien-Dorthonion reviews
All human. Bella and Edward go to the same school and hates each other since the first day Bella started at Forks high school. Alice is Bellas best friend and she wants Bella and Edward together so she locked them in a room togheter. What will happen next
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,827 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 4/11/2008
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Why Me? reviews
Bella was the ultimate girl. Every guy wanted her, every girl wanted to be her, her parents were so proud of their little girl. But one night in Port Angeles, she is attacked and knocked out. she wakes up. A vampire. Then why is she with Edward Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,727 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
Moving Sucks, Most of the Time reviews
Bella has to move from her beloved ranch in Forks. The catch; Edward Cullen's family might buy it. First fanfiction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Getting Over You reviews
In New Moon, Edward left, and Bella's life took a total 180. After being kicked out of the house, she moves to Seattle with Jacob. From all of her rage about what happened, she picks up a new hobby; vampire hunting.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,781 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Jacob
Racing Girl reviews
Bella loves racing cars. But Charlie, her dad, doesn’t approve of this dangerous sport. Her older brother Emmett enters her in a Championship Race. But, Bella has to keep her identity a secret. Then she meets Edward Cullen. DRAMA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,008 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete