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Joined 03-11-09, id: 1863038, Profile Updated: 03-16-09
Author has written 12 stories for Watchmen, Strictly Ballroom, Glee, Walking Dead, and Harry Potter.

I am a move diva and I have rewitten movies or created sequals in my head from the age of 8. Mostly to hook me up with the hottie...but hey. So (squeal with joy) I have found a place to share my macinations with the wolrd. I describe myself as a "Dude chick" meaning I like things that boys usually like and I'm not very girly (although my fav color is pink). I love poker, horror movies, pirates, heavy metal, and I dabble in comics, graphic novels, and roll playing (mostly Rifts but I'm no stranger to D&D). So thats the basics..and please review..reviews are love! So here is one of my fav movie quotes:

"I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubble gum. (Roddy Pipper as Nada in They Live)

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Unexpected by ex zombie reviews
When Merle Dixon joins up with the prison group emotions run wild, but no one is affected more than young Beth. Lets explore the unexpected, as Beth succumbs to the ol' Dixon charm. Multi chapter. Rating will definately change.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 88,142 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Merle D., Beth G.
Stranded by Siarh reviews
"She had never felt this f*cked before in her life." Daryl/OFC. Smut. PWP. Nothing redeeming about this story. Pre-TWD.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,728 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Daryl D.
Sympathy For The Devil by Pavlov's Belle reviews
The prison group get a second chance to do right by Merle Dixon when he's kidnapped by the Governor, and to Beth Greene, for whom family means everything, leaving him behind again is not an option. A Merle/Beth story about forgiveness, redemption, and love in an apocalypse.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,956 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Merle D., Beth G.
Cold Kiss by CadenceMassacre reviews
A moment between Merle and Beth, inspired by Amberian Dawn's song, Cold Kiss. Originally a one-shot but is now expanding.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,633 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Merle D., Beth G.
Write Your Own Song by Dark Ride reviews
AUish. Sandor thinks Sansa has finally broken under Joffrey's abuse. She begs to disagree. She can finally put herself together. "I shall write my own song." And she starts by fleeing her captivity.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,870 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Sansa S., Sandor C.
Maiden Tag by TheFirstMrsHummel reviews
Kurt Hummel is off to the gay bars of Cleveland, on a mission to lose his virginity. Can an old frenemy from McKinley maybe help him out with his goal?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,814 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Lie to Me by boldlikeblack reviews
Follows 'Lies My Mother Told Me'. Kurt's happily ever after is perfect. -Contains a few 'eff bombs, smutty sitches and minor spoilers for 'The Substitute'-
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Briefcase Full of Guts by Iruka Sensei871 reviews
Ash always makes sure he knows where the shotgun is, just in case. After his manager mysteriously dies, odd things happen at S-Mart. Not a songfic, but inspired by Dethklok's "Briefcase Full of Guts" video. Ash is so metal. Rated for cursing and gore.
Evil Dead/Army of Darkness - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Complete
Cultural Joke by IsmAsm reviews
And now people think that we're allergic to garlic and that we can turn into bats at will. It's beyond insulting." Nikola Tesla. But does he know the half of it?
Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Nikola T. - Complete
The Ghost Of You by theScarlettWeasel reviews
Kovacs has always been good at analyzing the trees, but Rorschach is best at burning down the forest. Chapter 5.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,855 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach
Breath and Skin by 1note reviews
Rorschach/OC. Our favorite antihero meets a volunteer nurse who gradually reawakens the humanity he had long forgotten.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,191 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, OC - Complete
Nigh Infernal by Electric Muse reviews
A relationship between two completely different people is not always an "Opposites Attract" situation. It's not that simple. And for Rorschach, a situation that involves attraction is never simple. Rorschach and OC. No romantic pairings. Complete!
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,992 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day by Chess reviews
Severus Snape and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. Next time, I said, I’m joining the Death Eaters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Daniel &the Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day by technetium reviews
Daniel Jackson is having a Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2005 - D. Jackson
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Georgia Magic reviews
Harry Potter has sent out Ron and Hermione to find the one item that can reverse the Iuxta Mortuus curse that was released world wide. The problem it that no one knows exactly what the items is and Ron and Hermione have been seperated. Georiga is still a frendly place so I'm sure they will find what they are looking for with some help a redneck and two farm girls that is.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,732 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Ron W., Hermione G., Daryl D., Beth G.
Strange Bedfellows reviews
Beth Green had decided to be more proactive and do what she can to be self sufficient. When she asks a certain redneck to tech her self defense; will she learn more then bargained for? This is a Meth fic and it dose get smutty (not till later chapters) so you have been warned.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,979 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Merle D., Beth G. - Complete
We Never Had The Talk reviews
Sequel to Ladies Night. After the ladies had a bit too much fun; they make up for it by baking the guys some cookies. Carl has some "interesting" questions. This was written in response to my lovely review's who wanted to know what the guys thought of the ladies. Thanks so much for your support. Also, every time you review a fan fic; God saves a kitten...its a fact. :-)
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Rick G., Daryl D., Glenn, Carl G. - Complete
Ladies Night reviews
When the ladies take a much needed break and break out a bottle (or two); the conversation gets...interesting.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Carol, Maggie G., Michonne, Karen - Complete
10 Walking Ficlets
1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like. 2. Turn your music player on and set it to random/shuffle. 3. Write a drabblet/ficlet related to each song that plays. You only have the time frame of the song to finish the drabble; you start when the song starts, and stop when it's over. No lingering afterward! No matter how whacked out your drabble is. :) 4. Do ten of these, then
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,538 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Daryl D., Andrea, Carol, Merle D.
10 Gleecreats reviews
10 tidbits about your favorite glee clubers that you did'nt know. I got the idea from other writers but I added the resident bullies as well.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010
10 Ficklet Chalange
1.Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like. 2. Turn your music player on and turn it on random/shuffle. 3. Write a drabblet/ficlet related to each song that plays
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 986 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 11/29/2010
A Tale of Two Mary's reviews
A random drabble about cannon, Rorschach and all things Mary Sue. Call it a ‘crack’ fic if you like. Rated M for language and gore.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
In Which Adrian Eats Cake reviews
Adrian eats cake after the dedication of his new memorial center...but is the cake a lie? One shot pseudo song fic based on "Still Alive" the song at the end of the video game Portal.
Watchmen - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Adrian V./Ozymandias - Complete
Vigilante Club reviews
After doing the ficklet challenge, I got some good ideas for some one-shots; most of which are inspired by the wonderful folks that r/r my ficklets. This one is for DaringD who loves Chuck Palnick. Rated M for language.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Strictly Ficklets reviews
a/n:Ok so I read a Strictly Ballroom fic by Palis Delon and then read the review by fijiski, and I thought I wish more people would write for this movie; it rocks. I’m currently addicted to Watchmen fics and Supaslim; a phenomenal watchmen author; set up
Strictly Ballroom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2009
10 Ficklet Challenge reviews
In response to supaslims 10 ficklet challenge..you must try this..it rocks...
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Complete