Author has written 5 stories for Atelier Iris, Tales of the Abyss, and Higurashi/Umineko series.
Hiya. I'm a Thai female who's currently a busy university student. I hope, at the very least, all you guys will enjoy reading my stories.
MY OVERALL GOAL IS... making people like and enjoy Self/OC insert stories, and show them that they're NOT always Mary-Suish or just plain wish-fulfilments fantasies when written right. NEVER EVER expect my OCs to have a relationship with canon characters, have people kiss the ground they walk on, show other characters up and always be in the center of attention ALL the time, or pwning butts without chapters worth of training and learning on their parts. Any special abilities they are given will not automatically make them all mightily powerful, as I WILL have them grow over time at a slow but comfortable rate.
Likes: Junk-food, sushi, chocolates, cookies, ice-cream, pastries and other sweet/baked stuff. Animes (I don't like the English dubs though), playing games (Dating Sim games and RPGs are my favorites), reading fanfiction (I enjoy SI fics, but there are a few good ones out there), wrestling (nowadays, just to snark. Open-minded, nice and/or mature people who can take a joke. People who support homosexuality/bisexuality. Exploring new places. Well-written fics (including how realistic it can be and well developed OCs). Bishis. Humor, light-hearted jokes, laughing. Reviews. Writing. My friends. Music. Roleplaying with original characters. Fellow nerds.
Hates: Flamers, bullies, rapists, racists, sexists, homophobes. People who are any of the following in real life: arrogant, uptight, snobby, close-minded, disrespectful to others, starting and/or spreading false rumors about others. Trolls. Bratty, immature kids and the sound of crying babies. People who write crappy fics but are totally delusional of how good (coughbadcough) their writing skills are, and won't listen to what their reviewers have to say when they give constructive criticism. OCs that fall under the category of "I'm (insert canon male character) and (insert canon female character)'s kid from the future!"
About me as a reviewer:
I'm going to be totally honest about my opinions on your stories, so my reviews can either go from harsh and brutal, to full of praise and gushes; depending on the story and how it's written. If there are any obvious mistakes, flaws or anything else, I will point it out to you. If I give any one of you constructive criticism, please don't think I'm insulting or degrading you. I just want to help other writers improve their writing, if they need any help. So please don't take any criticism from me negatively.
About me as a writer:
First and foremost... PLEASE don't use my OCs without my permission first! I am always continuing to learn how to write better the best I can.
My main weakness... I'm a very lazy person, so late updates are, unfortunately, kind of the norm for me. Sorry. If it's not that, then it means real life for me has been keeping me busy.
I accept constructive criticism. If there are any honest mistakes about my grammar, spelling or how I write the characters in my stories... then please tell me about it. Don't think you are rude by doing so. If you write something like; "There's a mistake here", "How is something possible when..." I can accept those.
I do not accept flames. Any flames will ignored and rejected.
MY FAVORITE QUOTES AND CONVERSATIONS
From my main forum in Fanfiction dot net and fellow authors from here
"Ciao, ciao!" - Me saying my signature internet farewell.
"Let's. Go!" - Me before playing a challenging game/meme or starting a fanfic chapter.
"BLEEEEP! What was that!? What. The hell. Was that!?" - FurudeRika after a noob did something exceedingly stupid in our forum.
"I'm stalking you." - FurudeRika to me in our forum while playing Eden Eternal at the same time.
"Get a sugar daddy like I did." - FurudeRika to me about Eden Eternal when I said I wanted more money and special costumes.
"OMG HOW DO I COMPUTER. Thank you, required software class. Tell me more of this mysterious 'spellcheck'. While you're at it, take some more of my money." - noa748 sarcastically
"Blehh... My name... is Scrooge McDuck... And I- WAGHHH!!" - Digi getting killed by a monster while having low sanity in Amnesia: The Dark Descent
"I won't go to a strip bar. It's like having someone put a big, juicy steak in front of you and saying 'You can look at it, smell it and even touch it a little, but you can't eat it'." - Lord Belgarion of Fanfiction.
"Yeeaahh... I believe I kinda raped your Favorite List at one point." - noa748, about reading all the stories listed in my Favorite Stories List here.
"*headdesk repeatedly* Get your mind out of the gutter, Brit. AND WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SO OBSSESED WITH THAT SICK PAIRING; KROPE!? *vomits*" - Active Gal (me).
"...hold on, that's a guy?" - noa748, referring to my gif avatar of Bridget (from Guilty Gear) dancing.
headdesk* - FurudeRika.
"Well, I did it. I actually got a Facebook account." - Me after months of refusing to get one.
"Hey, Brit? What does a pimp look like? I don't know what that is. ;" - Me
"Remember that door that I was standing by, the one with just the... big ol' monster growl from in it?" - noa748 playing Amnesia: The Dark Descent
"XD We should totally buddy buddy just to grab more exp." - FurudeRika
"XD Hint hint wink wink. XDD" - FurudeRika
"mental scarring...XD (krope!)" - noa748.
"Arrggghhhh, five more minutes, Ma, five more!! DDX" - Cam Irving
"..if only my sister wasn't sleeping in the other room so I could watch the video...XD" - noa748
"Jade: My, my, Lieutenant Colonel... double posting again? :D" - My edited post to FurudeRika's second double post, pretending to be Jade.
"Dislike double posts. DX." - FurudeRika after accidently making a double post again
"Ewww...Kvar. XDDD I'm so happy he's dead in NR and I don't have to write about him anymore. But now Rodyle's in the picture...O_o ...I think a female Rodyle is impossible. XDDD" - noa748
Quotes/conversations from me, friends, family members, and other people in real life
"This is it, nothing to hiide, one more p*ss, never- Oh my God!" o_o XD - Me singing "All or Nothing" by Theory of Deadman and accidentally getting a lyric wrong. (It should be 'kiss' instead of 'p*ss')
playing Eden Eternal* "Freak in the morning, freak in the evening-" *monster respawns right behind me and starts to attack* "AHHHH! I'M SORRY! This monster does NOT like to be called a freak!" - Me
"Wooooow! Twin moons! TWIN MOONS! HAHAHA!" - Me when my big sister was undressing in our room one time.
"They're practically heart-attacks on a plate." - Me to my sister Lime as she watched Epic Meal Time on Youtube.
"Cliches exist because there are good ideas to be used multiple times." - Unknown
"Say a wise saying, and you will live on forever." - Unknown
"Peeta plus Katniss = Peniss. :DDDDD" - My younger sister Lime on Facebook about The Hunger Games
"Get away from me, you pedophile!" - Me fighting Hades in Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories.
"What's a 'bitch'?" - Younger cousin who's not even ten yet, after hearing me use the word by accident
"Big sister, what are those?" - Baby Cousin as she points to my breasts.
"He's killing my eyes..." - Lime as she watches Epic Meal Time on Youtube.
"I have NO LIIIIIIFE!" 8D - Me
"When I grow up! I wanna be famous, I wanna be a star, I wanna be in movies! When I grow up! I wanna see the world, drive nice cars, I wanna have boobies!" - Me singing "When I Grow Up" by the Pussycat Dolls, and mitsaking "groupies" as "boobies".
"Watch. This match will finish in a minute." - Me to my sister
staring at notebook* "Ugh... this is hard. Give me a statement example for 'pun'." - Classmate during English Literature Class
"Whoa!" - Me tripping over a step at my house.
watching wrestling on TV and was staring at a guy's chest* "You know... a guy's chest is not so different from a woman's, don't you think? Wonder why men don't wear bras if they have large man-boobs?" - Me
watches Kofi Kingston run out to the ring on TV*
"I don't want my grandchildren to be black!" - Mom (I'm just amused at how big of a deal she was making it)
"Oh... I HATE David Archuleta!" - My sister.
"Don't worry! I have 30 years experience of driving!" - My father when he was driving us out for family time.
"Sam, come over here and see this picture of your cousin." - Mom
"How do you spell 'powder'?" - Lime
"Don't look at my posts!" - Me on the computer
"Hi!" *waves* - Big sister's friend
After my cousin has scooped up two handfuls of water with a tiny jellyfish in them before throwing out on the sandy beach*
making a small grave on the beach* - Cousin
"Ohhh, the birds on this island are so cute! I want to own one!" - Cousin
"F*ck you, f*ck you, f*ck you, YOU'RE cool, f*ck you, I'm out." - Britney Spears (I Wanna Go music video)
"It's like a Chihuahua trying to be a lion." - Simon Cowell regarding one of David Archuleta's performances. (American Idol)
It sounded like... a cat, jumping off the Empire State building... and the noise it made before it hit the ground." - Simon Cowell to a contestant (American Idol)
"To put it into horse-racing terms... imagine 26 horses, and a donkey. You just wouldn't stand a chance." - Simon Cowell to a contestant (American Idol)
"It's like a cat barking." - Simon Cowell to a contestant (American Idol)
"Last week I issued a challenge to our viewers as I'm known to do from time to time. I asked everyone to watch the Superbowl with their friends or family, to wait until a crucial moment in the game, and then unplug the TV. Now... a healthy fraction of the online comments suggested that someone was gonna get killed doing this. No one was killed, in fact, only 30 people were hospitalized over it." - Jimmy Kimmel
"A lot of times, I think it's more interesting to just make the bad guy the bad guy. Sometimes when you explain the villains, they end up being sympathetic. So if you find out things about that person, you could end up sympathizing with him - and maybe that makes the character more emotional or more human... But he's the bad guy. He doesn't need to be more human." - Glen Murakami
"Reminds me of this one group I ran with. The barbarian in our group found, and I quote: "a pink frilly tu-tu of Strength 6", and he wore it with pride for the rest of the campaign." - Killitwithfire
"Show love, tolerance and respect to everyone." - Lauren Faust.
"We just wanted to call to apologize to you." - Person on the phone
"Luckily, um, a really good friend of mine got the part. *coughs* Troy Baker, and uh... and um... it's- I-I'm always okay to lose out parts to people I really like, but it did kind of sting a little bit. Really, you name a character that and I don't gotta get to play it?" - Yuri Lowenthal about Yuri Lowell's voice actor.
From Youtube videos
"But let me tell you, the nosiest of all people have got to be parents." - Ryan Higa AKA Nigahiga (SO true! -_-)
"And I'm not being pessimistic (stick!). I'm just being realistic (realistic!)" - Ryan Higa singing Sometimes Say Never
"I do not look forward to opening my mailbox. It is just a hole of depression and sadness. There's a vagina joke there, but I'm not gonna do it 'cause this is a family show." - Philip DeFranco AKA Sxephil
"Their money is just better. It is, I think it's 'cause they bathe in it, so it's just, it's just cleaner? What? That's weird." - Philip DeFranco
"So there you go! Awesome! More tension between US and Iran! I WONDER what could go wrong?" - Philip DeFranco AKA Sxephil before showing a picture of an explosion complete with dramatic sound effect
"And today's segment, we're gonna watch a man, who lay down on some train tracks, just to see if he could fit underneath the train that, ahh, was coming straight right towards him. Main summary of that story: what the fuck white people? Really?" - Philip DeFranco AKA Sxephil
"And if this really shows us anything, it is true, the revolution will not be televised. It will take place when the citizens go to the streets with a rock in one hand and a camera phone in the other. And that's the world we live in." - Philip DeFranco AKA Sxephil
"Let's talk about Jonah Falcon! You might have heard about Jona on like Tosh point O, or you know the daily show with John Stewart, and that is because he has the largest penis in the world. And the reason we're talking about him today is because the TSA stopped him because they thought he had a bomb in his pants. When they asked Mr. Falcon about the bulge, he said, 'Well, it's my dick'. They, then not understanding that God had a sense of humor to give this guy the biggest penis in the world, proceeded to pat down and powder the man's crotch." - Philip DeFranco AKA Sxephil
"He was arrested for 'allegedly'- I'm not sure how you would mess this up- but allegedly m-masturbating outside of a strip club. Bam, I don't know how you would 'allegedly'... but there is this thing at the back of my head that hopes this thing goes like the Supreme Court. And like Ice Marrow's argument is used like 'I was pee'ing, and I was shaking it off' and the officer would be like 'well you shook it four times. That's not a shake after three, you're just playing with yourself'. And then it can finally be settled... in the Court, of Law. That's just how my brain works." - Philip DeFranco AKA Sxephil
(A group of players just finished making up a delicate plan to face the next group of monsters. Meanwhile, Leeroy's player is away from the keyboard for the entire discussion... and still is.)
"Oh shit, I have a bag of milky ways! AHHHHHHHHH! AHHHH!" *continues screaming in horror at the sight of a monster" - A player playing Amnesia: Dark Descent
"AHHHHHHHHH! I'M-SO-DEAD! I'M-SO-DEAD!!" - Same horrified Amnesia player from above.
"So let me get this straight, ships are manned by 'seamen' and when a torpedo makes contact they 'go down' (imagine i'm doing 'air quotes')" - Simon Lane
"OHH MY GOD, NOOOOOO!! WHYYYY!?" - Simon Lane
"Did, like, the house blow up or something? What happened?" - Simon after his player has respawned and got back with Lewis' player
"Oh, um... Good news: um, I've dug my way out. Bad news..." - Simon
"Destroy it with haste, heroes, lest it corrupts this land more!" - Skylord Lysander about a Nether Portal
"Take me with you!" - Um Bongo imprisoned in a hanging cage.
"Take me with you!" - Um Bongo
"Oh, God, there's templars. Zombie templars coming out." - Lewis
jeep is on fire* "Oh no! I think I got a flat tire!" - Michael Jones (Roosterteeth: Rage)
"Uh, passengers please be advised there is a SPIKE warning coming up. You will get your asshole FUCKING SHREDDED BY THEM!" - Michael Jones (Roosterteeth: Nyan Cat Game)
"Some fucking stiff competition!" - Michael Jones when he saw that all the high scores were zeroes. (RoosterTeeth: No Luca No!)
"Apparently the name 'My cat is a fucking asshole' was not approved by Xbox Live, so they went with with 'No Luca no'." - Michael Jones (RoosterTeeth: No Luca No!)
"I was all like, 'meow meow bitch'." - Michael Jones (RoosterTeeth: No Luca No!)
"Meow meow... meow... meow... this game sucks." - Michael Jones (RoosterTeeth: No Luca No!)
"SWISS FUCKING CHEESE, GODDAMMIT!" - Michael Jones (RoosterTeeth: The Impossible Game)
"Hehe, alright Scarab, don't mind me, just a fucking Covenant... Elite. Drivin' on through. SAME team. We're friends. Don't shoot me. NO, DO NOT ENGAGE! HONK-HONK BARK-BARK! FRIENDLY FIRE! FRIENDLY FIRE!" - Michael Jones (Roosterteeth: Halo Reach)
"THERE'S A SHEEP ON THE TRAAACK!" - Michael Jones (RoosterTeeth: Minecraft)
"Alright, Jack seems to be fine." - Gavin Free as Jack was being brutally pummelized to death by a gang of zombies. (Roosterteeth: Left 4 Dead))
"Yeah, Jack's house IS too nice. And-" *sees that someone had filled the inside with lava* "OH GOD! OH GOD! Whoa, Jack's house WAS nice. Jack, uh... you're not taking from me, I only have one bed in my house." - Michael Jones (RoosterTeeth: Minecraft)
"Why am I playing this? Why am I playing this? I'm like an abused spouse just keep coming back for more! It's okay baby, this game is gonna love me. I'm SORRY, it was ME! I shouldn't have jumped in that spike, it was MY FAULT! IT WAS MY FAULT, PLEASE TAKE ME BACK!" - Michael Jones (RoosterTeeth: The Impossible Game)
"WOW! HOLY FUCK I can land on my head from a fifty foot drop, but driving backwards in a wheelchair can fucking decapitate me?" - Michael Jones (RoosterTeeth: Happy Wheels)
"You know what pisses me off about falling to my death, is I FALL, I hit the FUCKING GROUND, and I'm FINE, but then I go like 'blegh!', I die! Like why do I live for half a second before I fucking die?" - Michael Jones
"There's no... there's no one around." - Gavin Free
"How has nobody found diamond yet? What is everyone doing?" - Gavin Free
"What have you been doing?!" - Michael Jones
"We had something going." - Gavin Free
"That was our failsafe." - Geoff Ramsey about putting tonnes of explosions underneath their city.
"Oh, what's this? Is this a button, what's this? Look! What's this?" *presses the button* "Yeah! It's a button! What does it do?" - Michael Jones
"NO, MY SHITTY HOUSE WILL GET SHITTIER!'" - Ray Narvaez (RoosterTeeth: Minecraft)
"There's fucking diamond shit everywhere from someone who died!" - Michael Jones while laughing
"You have reached the voice-mail system." - Automatic female voice (AFV for short here)
"Oh SAAAVAAAGE!!" - Jetstorm
"Oh man, we're all gonna die." - Rattrap
"Oh joy... cyber puberty." - Rattrap
"Holy cat, meow. It's the bomb..." - Cheetor after having a bomb sent to his location.
"Lights are on, but nobody's home. Except the automated defenses of course. Oh well..." - Airazor
"She stoops to conquer!" - Airazor
"Two choices. One, bail out of here like any self-respecting spider. Or two... play Little-Miss-Hero like some sort of pathetic warm-blood. ...D'oh! Sometimes I disgust myself!" - Blackarachnia
"Yes, My Queen!" - Inferno
sighs dreamily* "My hero." *kisses Rhinox on the cheek* - Rattrap after getting saved by what could be a painful fall
"You and I can go to the Six Lasers Over Cybertron Amusement Park! There's the Space Ride and the Galaxy Coasters and-!" - Cheetor
"Now what do we do?" - Rattrap
"Rattrap to Optimus! Hate to interrupt your picnic... but we got big Pred problems!" - Rattrap to Optimus into his communicator.
"So! Uh, where you been, bird dog?" - Rattrap
"In the meantime, I've got a lot of catching up to do. People to meet, things to do... specifically to have Rattrap clear all his JUNK out of my quarters!" - Optimus Primal
"If there was a clone, then, uh... where is it, huh?" - Rattrap
"...Worry not, my love... it's just a... scratch." - Silverbolt suffering fatal serious damages
"Quickstrike, you may lead." - Megatron
"Hmm... Cybertron... the home I have never known." - Silverbolt
"Well, that is very considerate of you, Cheetor. ...And I am very sorry, too." - Silverbolt
"Heaven or hell! Final! Let's rock!" - Battle announcer
"I cannot make up for the lives I took. ...But I will not run away again." - Faust
"It is true... the joy of death and destruction is still with me. But people have the ability to choose. And my hands, blood-stained as they may be, are needed somewhere. The joy of knowing that is far more important to me." - Faust
"Conscience is born from regretting your past mistakes and making things right. If you exhibit such conscience, there will always be someone to take you in." - Ky Kiske
"Uhhh... Maybe you shouldn't kick so high. Please... I don't know where to look! Excuse me!" - Ky Kiske to Jam Kurabori
"I won't take much of your time. Allow me to cure you." - Faust
"AN OUTCAST LIKE YOU WILL MAKE THE PERFECT SHELL FOR ME." - Eddy
"I've been looking all over for you. There's something wrong with me...Every now and then I lose consciousness, you see... And then, when I wake up... *suddenly gets possessed* KYYYARRRRRRGGGGHH!" - Zappa
Sol kicks Sin hard in the face*
"I came to pick you up." - Sol Badguy
"Noo, I hate carrots!" - Fish-Eye
"Hey, have you ever thought it was embarassing to jump around in such a short skirt?" - Fish-Eye to Sailor Moon
"Ex-cu-si-mee." - Tigers-Eye speaking English (trying saying that slowly in a very deep voice... that's how he sounded) XD
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" - Hawks-Eye in English just as the words "The End" appears in the cinema screen in front of him (FYI, it's the Japanese version, but he's screaming in English).
"Boxy! Knock out that fancy man!" - Zoisite to a youma about Tuxedo Mask.
"I've been waiting for you... boy." *blows him a kiss* - Zoisite to Urawa Ryo
"EH! It's Umino! He's taking it out on booze, no, milkshakes... 1,2,3,4... let's see... 15? 15 shakes? Oh, it makes me burp just thinking about it... I'm getting sick..." - Chibiusa after seeing a heartbroken Umino.
"Oh... what's this with your womanizer outfit...?" - Tigers-Eye
"You've been eating too many sweets lately." - Sailor Neptune
"There are a lot of fun things to do as adults. Right?" - Sailor Neptune as she looks over to Uranus suggestively
"Just this once, I wish my instincts weren't right." - Sailor Neptune during a battle with a horde of monsters
throws his signature rose to the ground* "To assault a fair maiden-" - Tuxedo Mask
"The true identity of Sailor Moon is Tsukino Usagi. I saw it clearly." - Nephrite
sprays out their drinks before laughing* - Both Fish-Eye and Hawks-Eye
"The Queen and King of the future always had a fever just before on the days where they had stuffy ceremonies to attend..." - Diana about the future Usagi and Mamoru
"'When in the world are you really going to be able to catch the Pegasus? Sheesh, I'm just sick and tired of your lack of skills! You make me speechless!' ...she says." - Hawks-Eye mimicking Zirconia... very well, might I add.
"She's rather attractive." - Kunzite about Reika
"Don't give up. You two still have a chance..." - Tenoh Haruka to Usagi and Minako about them having a chance with her.
"By the way... I have a favor to ask you." - Sailor Moon
"Fish! How about you go do some work for once?!" - Tigers-Eye
"Um, how old are you two?" - Kino Makoto
"Huh, where'd you get those flowers?" - Tenoh Haruka
"A real princess?! And Tigers-Eye missed this? What's going on?" - Hawks-Eye
Tales of Symphonia
"And who the hell are you?" - Yuan Kafei
"Ha-ha, you got re-jec-ted! - Genis Sage
"Give me your name and I shall give you mine!" - Lloyd Irving
"I only say these cold things because I believe you'll overcome them, Lloyd." - Raine Sage
"I've lost all confidence as a man." - Lloyd Irving
"Whoaaa! Don't touch me, you jackass Chosen!" - Lloyd to Zelos after the latter had made him feel bad about a lie he just told.
"When you die, that's the end. What will you accomplish by dying? Nothing! There is no meaning in dying!" - Lloyd Irving
"There's a significance in being born." - Lloyd Irving
"Discrimination comes from the heart." - Lloyd Irving
"Um... um... die!" - Colette Brunel
"Age or position doesn't matter in love, does it?" - Lloyd (From the Tethe'alla Chapter Omake 2)
"If I were a woman, I'd definitely fall for him!" - Yuan (From the Tethe'alla Chapter Omake 2)
"Hello? The idiot over there? Stupidity is contageous, so please get away from our girls." - Sheena Fujibayashi to Zelos. (Drama CD)
"You criticize and attack people for their birth and upbringing- things they cannot change. It is you who are not human." - Presea Combatir
"Hey Lloyd, if you abandom me here, I swear I'm coming back to haunt you!" - Zelos
"Professor, what's a philanderer? Is it something to eat?" - Lloyd
"Colette... need cure for poison..." - Lloyd Irving
"But it's true that Lloyd's a wonderful person!" - Colette Brunel
"Now that you mention it, what is stalking? Does it have to do with celery?" - Lloyd Irving
"Ahh!" - Raine
"I don't want to put my sister in danger." - Mithos
"...That Yuan; I bet he's floating on air by now." - Mithos referring to Yuan when he's together with Martel.
"I should protect Yuan, right?" - Mithos
"The boy who changed you, Lloyd... Was he all you needed?" - Yuan
Tales of the Abyss
"When you're dressed like that, please walk at least 30 feet away from me." - Jade to Anise when she's wearing her 'Cat Cat Kitty Cat' costume.
"Hypothesizing about not having been born is meaningless. You're living your own life. Experiences that only you know. Feelings that only you feel. Don't deny them. You're here." - Tear
"Even if you refuse to acknowledge me. I am me!"- Luke Fon Fabre
"You can’t go forward if you keep looking back ." - Luke fon Fabre
"Helping people has nothing to do with being royalty or nobility or whatever." - Luke fon Fabre
"But then again, with Jade here we're already pretty close to bad guys anyway." - Luke fon Fabre (in his journal)
"She's got a pretty face, but a wretched personality." - Luke fon Fabre about first meeting Tear (in his journal)
"Accepting the truth is difficult. But it is also necessary." - Jade Curtiss
"And my other goal is to make you youngsters crazy before I reach 40." - Jade Curtiss
"What’s wrong? You look like you just swallowed a bug… Oh, wait, you always look like that. " - Jade Curtiss to Asch
"The poor thing must have been terrified. She screamed 'I'll kill you you bastards' as she fell." - Ion
"If you look up "villain" in the dictionary, I bet you'll see Jade's face next to it." - Guy
"Anybody else think I should rip daddy's little girl a new hole?" - Anise Tatlin
"It's the breast size difference, isn't it?" Anise Tatlin if Tear is chosen to give Luke a tour of the Daath Monuments instead of her.
"The will of the people should be their own." - Legretta the Quick.
"REPLICAAAAAA!!" - Asch to Luke
"I've served this house as a butler for more than 40 years now, but this is the first time I've ever seen someone lose consciousness upon tasting a meal." - Ramdas after Bernal ate Natalia's cooking.
"I assure you, I'm crying on the inside. Wracked with guilt." - Jade Curtiss.
"Your Majesty..." - Jade
"Even though the colonel is scary, he's fun on the inside!" - Anise about Jade.
"Our formation...!" - Tear Grants after a surprise attack from behind
"Please watch your... OHHTO!" - Jade slipping
"I hate teaching. I don't take apprentices. I don't impart knowledge." - Jade
"Damn, that was cold." - Guy about something Tear said to Luke
"Hehe. You know, he drones on and on about Natalia this, Natalia that. Now you're droning on and on about Asch this, Asch that. How touching." - Noir to Natalia
"Alright guys, everyone ready?" - Luke
"You! Who is most important?" - Ant Lion Man
"You! Who is most important?" - Ant Lion Man
"...Wh-What the? Where's Jade?" - Luke
"Hey, what's with your head?" - Guy Cecil
"As usual, all you're good for is still that mouth of yours." - Peony to Jade
"Thank you very much!" - Luke after getting a favor granted by Peony
"And another thing..." - Peony
"Pochitto!" - Jade from the ToA:Drama CD (It is an onomatopoeia for pressing a button)
"Oh dear, how bothersome..." - Jade
"Ehehehehe. I'll give you all my affectionate love." - Jade
"Hishi!" - Asch (onomatopoeia for hug) (From the ToA:Drama CD)
"I'm complaining! Complaining, complaining, complaining, complaining, complaining, complaining, complaining, complaining, complaining- HEY, ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?!" - Luke fon Fabre (from Viva! Tales of)
"Huh! So... how do we decide who's the best hero? Looks? Pedigree? The sword? The belly button??" - Luke fon Fabre (from Viva! Tales of)
Tales of Vesperia
"Prepare to die, eggbear!" - Karol
"Remember? 'Prepare to die, eggbear'!" - Yuri mimicking Karol
"Light this thing in the middle of monsters...and then watch it go BOOM!" - Yuri
"Does it matter? I am so gonna kick your ass!" - Yuri Lowell
"So you're jealous?" - Judith
"Yuri, I'm happy to see you're finally seeing the world outside the barrier!" - Flynn
"Hey! Don't go getting yourself ripped apart." - Yuri
"Yuri, sorry to bother, but could you help me practice? I still haven't completely grasped it yet." - Flynn about his Hi-Ougi
"This guy's 'nothing special' is rather different from the usual." - Yuri about Flynn
"Learn how to be speak politely first." - Hizuka
"Didn't Yuri start this? It has nothing to do-" - Flynn about the bar fight Yuri started
Tales of Graces f
"That one was for the lady next door!" - Pascal
"It was your own vanity that bested you! ...Or, not." - Pascal
"I guess the rumors are true; I really AM that awesome!" - Pascal
"Next stop: high society! Oh-ho-ho! Like that?" - Cheria Barnes
"Let's look for the butt, Cheria. It's the only way." - Sophie
"That wasn't official canon." - Hubert Oswell
"Hand over everything you've got! It wouldn't do you any good anyway." - Hubert Oswell
"Witness the power of wealth!" - Hubert Oswell
"Might as well take a look at these marriage proposals Mom left behind as well. At least I can tell her later that I looked through them. Let's see... 'Anise Tatlin, 13 years old'. She's just a kid!" - Asbel Llhant
"This is crazy! I don't want to select a wife like I'm shopping from a catalogue!" - Asbel Llhant
"Too close, you two! Step away." - Pascal as she drags Asbel away from Richard
"Everyone has something they're embarrassed about. Right 'Tiger Festival'?" - Cheria Barnes
"Wow, haha... Mom is a grandma!" - Asbel Llhant
"And yet, does that justify what's happening?" - Richard
"It would have been perfect, if you hadn't botched the finish." - Hubert Oswell
"You're so tall, Captain. How come?" - Sophie
"Sometimes I can't help but envy you, Pascal." - Richard
"Right into next week!" - Malik Caesar
"I can't believe our baby Hubert got so strong!" - Cheria Barnes
"Never!" - Asbel Llhant
"I just invented a new tactic!" - Pascal
"We're Llhant's Triplets of Terror!" - Asbel Lhant with a fistpump
"It's the Rockgagong. It probably takes rocks and 'ga-gongs' people with them!" - Cheria Barnes
"Sometimes I get so lost in serious thought." - Pascal
"Mm..." - Pascal
"We are-" - Asbel Lhant
"We are-!" - Asbel Lhant
"We are-!" - Asbel Lhant
"We are-!" - Asbel Llhant
"We are-!" - Asbel Lhant
"Let's do it! We are-!" - Asbel Lhant
"Sometimes I can't help but regret the past..." - Asbel Lhant
"It's a distraction to everyone in battle! Do you have any idea how much thigh you're flashing!? It's an affront to basic public decency!" - Hubert Oswell to Cheria Barnes about her short skirt
"Know your place!" - Hubert Oswell after defeating the enemy
"Pascal, what's an airhead?" - Sophie
"Hubert, why do you wear glasses?" - Sophie
"So why the pigtails, Sophie?" - Pascal
"Asbel, why do you wear such white clothes?" - Sophie
"Over in a flash!" - Hubert Oswell
"Don't you worry, Sophie. Even if your height and such haven't grown, you're still the same old Sophie to us." - Asbel Lhant
"Now you know our true strength!" - Asbel Lhant
"It seems we don't have enough healers right now." - Malik Caesar
"Sophie, you should learn more about this world." - Malik Caesar
"Marriage, eh? ...It's a wonderful thing." - Malik Caesar
"There is one thing I should warn you about from my time with Lambda." - Richard
"You know, if a rival for their love entered in the picture, it might provide the necessary motivation... Of course! Haha, that's it!" - Malik Caesar about Asbel and Cheria's feelings for each other
"Listen, there's something totally hinky about the way Sophie's acting towards Richard." - Pascal
"Pascal, what's wrong? Why are you crying?" - Sophie
"Apparently Amarcians get married and have children at much younger ages than we do. They say it's healthier, biologically speaking. I hear that some parents and children are so close in age that they often claim to be siblings when dealing with the outside world." - Richard
Tales of Destiny
(This section is from the manga)
"That sound came from somewhere ahead... I have a bad feeling about this... Stahn, you go and take a look." - Rutee after hearing a hissing sound
(This section is from the ToD Editor's Cut manga)
"Unintentionally day-dreaming? If so, then I'm not going to interrupt you." - Leon
Chal's human form can be seen looking peeved* "Can't you speak even half as kind to me as you are to Marian...?" - Chaltier
"What's this Chal? You're praising masters other than me?" - Leon after Chaltier had commented on Rutee and Stahn's skills.
"Why are you standing there all alone by yourself looking cool? I wonder if you're experiencing puberty?" - Rutee to Leon
"Leon!" - Mary called as Leon was busy fighting a Kraken.
"Philia, what are you doing? Show us the power of Clemente!" - Leon as he continued fighting the Kraken alone.
"I'm sure Leon will be pleased if he has something delicious to eat!" - Stahn
FINAL FANTASY VIII
"I dreamt I was a moron." - Squall Leonheart about Laguna (which is HILARIOUS when you consider their relationship)
"So, how did it feel out there on the battlefield?" - Cid
"I hope this ain't the case but, I can picture Selphie in the pilot seat, and..." - Zell Dincht
"Good luck." - Quistis Trepe
Final Fantasy IX
"You don't need a reason to help people." - Zidane Tribal.
"We're not perfect, but we have friends who help us. That is reason enough for us to live!" - Zidane Tribal.
"We live to protect the ones we love!" - Eiko Carol
"It took us a long time, but we've found our way." - Vivi Orunitia
"Blind pursuit of power is a meaningless vice." - Amarant Coral
"We live not to forget our past, but to learn from it!" - Freya Crescent
"I may not know who I really am, but that is my question alone to answer!" - Adelbert Steiner
"We may be weak, but that's what makes us work together and help one another!" - Garnet til Alexandros AKA Dagger
"I don't go looking for trouble, but I'll fight back if trouble finds me." - Amarant
"I exist to eat, but also exist to live!" - Quina Quen
"I do what I want! You have problem?!" - Quina Quen
"Lazy bum." - Freya to Zidane
"Dagger! We're man and wife now! Time for the kiss!" - Zidane to Garnet after their "wedding" in Conde Petie. (Garnet walks away as Zidane jumps at her for his kiss. He ended up flat on his face against the ground instead.) "Playing hard to get, eh?" - Zidane
"Aw, do we have to? ...But I wanna go see the windmill!" - Vivi Orunitia (He's so cute when he said this! It's nice to see him act like a kid instead of being troubled all the time)
"I'm sure you didn't hire me for my manners, Your Majesty." - Lani to Brahne
"You see, there's an anti-magic barrier around that place. And I want to send you because you're too stupid to use magic." - Kuja to Zidane
"Oh, that's right! That weird girl! The girl that led us here said something strange again! She said she was waiting for you in some underground laboratory! What a pervert!" - Eiko to Zidane
"I'm not a child, like that kid in blue!" - Eiko Carol
"Hello, Uncle Cinna." - Vivi
"M-My nose is bleeding..." - Marcus
"Where's that old hag?" - Eiko about Lani
"He called me a liar, a loudmouth, and a brat!" - Eiko Carol
"Hey, monkey-tail, you're disturbing the other customers." - Freya
"Wait a minute..." - Zidane
"Where is your man?" - Mikoto to Eiko
"What the hell is this place? I thought we'd find some mean mothers down here, but they're all a bunch of wimps." - Amarant
"I only found meaning in life through combat." - Amarant
"...You're right, but I don't think we build cemeteries for the dead. Sure, it may seem pointless to you, but... How can I describe it? It's so that we can think like this: 'We'll never forget you. We'll remember you every time we stand at your grave. And we won't let the fear of death, which each of us knows, stop us from living our lives. ...Because my friends will remember me when I'm here.'" - Mr. 288
"Onee-chan." - Vivi in the Japanese version of the game when he's addressing either Freya or Garnet (it literally means 'big sister'. Squee! How cute!)
FINAL FANTASY X and X-2
"No matter how dark the night, morning always come, and our journeys begin anew." - Lulu
"Don't look to others for knowledge. This is your story." - Auron
"Outside the dream world, life can be harsh--even cruel, but it is life." - Auron
"Only those who try will become." - Kimahri
"Rotten son of a shoopuf!!" - Wakka
"We were worried you guys might've gone crazy!" - Wakka to Yuna and Tidus after their loud fake laughing fest.
"I hope you hurt them." - Lulu
"Forgive me. Us Guardos are keen of the scent of the Farplane." - Seymour to Auron
"You could have woken me up!" - Yuna
"Don't break any bones, old man!" - Tidus to Auron
"Wow! Say, is that edible?" - Rikka about a Dark Flan monster
"This might help your complexion." - Lulu casting Bio
"Where's de early bird when you need 'im?" - Wakka when facing a Giant Worm
"Pick spot. Shut up. Wait." - Kimahri to Tidus
"We gotta pay? If we lose, you die too, buddy!" - Wakka after buying stuff from Rin while their airship's being attacked
"Uh.. I got a bad feeling about this..." - Tidus during the start of a battle against a Tonberry
"A lotta fiends here, ya?" - Yuna mimicking Wakka
"I'm glad that Yuna's alright and all, but what's with those fancy clothes?" - Wakka
"The ship is under attack. It seems that the Guardo have snuck on board and released some monsters." - Rin
"What... do you want to do?" - Yuna
"You look sad." - Yuna
"Don't ask me how it works, cause I have no idea." - Cid
"A large fiend... Let's get 'im!" - Tidus
"How are Lulu and Wakka?" - Rikku
"Will you come with us?" - Yuna
"These are moonlilies! They say that clouds of pyreflies gather here when night falls." - Yuna
"Ten years ago..." - Auron
"I probably shouldn't say this now, but don't fall in love with Yuna." - Lulu
"Beg." - Paine as she's about to kill an enemy.
"I could've danced all night." - Paine
"That's my funky monkey!" - Rikku after a battle in her Trainer Dressphere.
"This is goodbye now..." - Leblanc during a battle.
"I'm just a kid." - Shinra
"Somebody's turning Yuna into a bad girl." - Paine.
"Think we need a password?" - Rikku
"I'm gonna kick you in the spleen!" - Rikku
"Doctor P is in the house!" - Rikku
"Give me a Y!" - Yuna.
"I can do this blindfolded!" - Rikku at the start of a battle.
"Never been this close to a celebrity before..." - Gippal getting close to Yuna
Final Fantasy VII: Crisis Core
"Boy, oh, boy... the price of freedom is steep." - Zack Fair
"Unattainable dreams are the best kind." - Lazard
"Wings symbolize freedom for those who have none." - Cissnei (from FFVII: Crisis Core)
Zack's cellphone rings and he answers it*
"Are you Angeal's mother? Um, my name is Zack." - Zack Fair
"The heart may be weak, but there will always be a light that never goes out!" - Sora
"My friends are my power!" - Sora
"All for one and one for all!" - Goofy/Donald (they both said it once at some point)
"Got it memorized?" - Axel
"No hogging the hero!" - Axel (Chain of Memories)
"We may never meet again, but we'll never forget each other." - Leon AKA Squall
"No matter where we are, our hearts will always bring us together again." - Aerith AKA Aeris
"I couldn't forget about you even if I wanted to." - Yuffie
"STOP FRIGGIN' OBSTRUCTING MY BUSINESS!!" - Cid Highwind (KH Manga)
Phoenix Wright series
"You huffy, puffy, loosey-goosey excuse for a whimpering, whining wuss of a witness!" - Franziska von Karma to Larry Butz
"I object! That was... objectionable!" - Miles Edgeworth
"Ladies and gentlemen, if you are going to plan a murder, don't forget the murder weapon!" - Phoenix Wright with a smirk
"To the gentleman who spoke just now... Excuse me, but would you care to die?" - Shelly De Killer
"Let me lay it all out in the open for you. The pay stinks... the clown stinks... and my partner's got his hands up my pants." - Trilo Quist the ventriloquist puppet.
"I wish I was an animal tamer! Nick! Roll over!" - Maya Fey
"What the hell was that wriggling piece of plywood!?" - Edgeworth about the Blue Badger
"So what? My grandaughter has a dog she calls Phoenix! Well, Mr Phoenix Wright? Does that make you my grand-daughter's fiancee?! She's only seven years old!" Manfred von Karma after Phoenix claims that someone named his parrot after his wife
"If I cut my finger, I won't be able to pound my gavel any more." - The Judge when telling Wright to open a knife
"Don’t tell me you walked all the way here." - Phoenix Wright
"(Alright! With this, the rest of the trial should be in the b-)" - Phoenix Wright thinking he won the case
slams his fists onto his desk* "Ms. Vasquez..." - Phoenix Wright
After Larry declared that he saw someone flying high above a burning bridge*
"The witness will state her name. " - Judge
"The window in the hallway was built rather high up into the wall at around a grown adult's chest height. As evidence, I submit that Franziska herself was unable to see out of that window." - Miles Edgeworth
"Shush! I'm talking to my dear Edgey-Wedgey right now! Don't interrupt us, gramps!" - Wendy Oldbag
"Come on, man. What's so wrong with pretending to be Santa...?" - Larry Butz
"Well, a murder occurred in the room right next to yours!" - Franziska von Karma
"The lady's undershirt that Missile found..." - Miles Edgeworth
"OBJECTION!" - Phoenix Wright
"Grr...!" *about to use her whip* - Franziska von Karma
"Incidently, photographic equipment is strictly forbidden in this courtroom." - The Judge
"How is Edgeworth doing, anyway?" Phoenix Wright
"However, you do not have proof that the person in this photo is Mr. Will Powers, do you?" - Judge
"What did you do with the bottle necklace?" - Mia Fey
"The old windbag sure is quiet today." - Maya Fey
"Miles Edgeworth...!" - Franziska von Karma
"Will the witness declare her name?" - Miles Edgeworth
slams his fists onto his desk* - Phoenix Wright
rata-tat-tat-tat-tat* - Wendy Oldbag shooting at Edgeworth with a toy gun while wearing an astronaut costume.
"True strength is when your sword is weild to protect another." - Elwen
"I swore eternal love to the one who sleeps here. To him alone." - Elwen in a room in the sewers.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Jack's echoing, dramatic death wail after seeing his room
"This isn't the bathroom! The door's open!" - Gerald Nickson after there was a knock on the infirmary door.
"For all you scum, otherwise known as warriors, in Theater Vancoor! Here are some rules to live by. Obey them with your life. They're pretty simple, really. First, Chief Elwen is a god! Treat her better than your mom, respect her more than your dad. If she tells you to die, do it with a smile on your face! If she points to crap and calls it pretty... ...you smile and call it beautiful. " - Gerald's rule bulletin
"Theater Vancoor is filled with the best warriors of Radiata! Don't disappoint me or make me look like an ass! That's it. Those are the rules to live by at Theater Vancoor. Anyone who can't remember this, I'll pound it into their head." - Gerald's rule bulletin
(The following are from the manga)
"Hey, Chief. Aren't you going to take off your helmet?" - Jack when he and some other Vancoor members are at Giske's bar.
"I'm amazing when I strip." - Elwen
"One mystery fruit down the hatch!" - Jack as he ate a Mystery Fruit
ATELIER IRIS: ETERNAL MANA
"Here kitty, kitty. I won't hurt you. Of course you WILL need to be punished. You've been a baad kitty." - Vier to Norn.
"Rumors of your brilliance were greatly exaggerated." - Arlin
"So, you lied about the number just to scare everyone off? You should have just accepted the fact that you were a loser and move on with life." - Delsus.
"I try to be brave, meow... But it's too hard. Zeldalia always slept next to me, meow. Can't you at least try?" - Norn.
"Since when did you pick fights?" - Luplus.
"I do not have time for a girlfriend." - Arlin
"So, what's this bomb called?" - Klein
"Veola has been talking about you guys a lot lately. Thank you for visitng her so often." - Norman
A cracking sound can be heard*
"Ah, I feel much better." - Zeldalia after finished getting massaged by Klein
Delsus massaging Zeldalia's back*
"I wish I could have a girl to give me a massage." - Delsus
"Step aside, Earthlings! The queen of the galaxy has arrived!" - Blackfire
"Haha! Now don't tell me that you big top superheroes are afraid of a little dancing?" - Blackfire
"On my planet, we have a name for those who do these bad things. You are a... a... KLORBAG VARBLERNELK!!" - Starfire
"My demands are simple. The city will declare me as ruler. The Teen Titans will surrender. And Robin... will... take this lovely young lady to junior prom." - Killer Moth
"Robin, who is this girl? And why does she call you 'poo'?" - Starfire
"This Kitten may be some form of ooze monster in disguise. She is certainly ugly like a monster, yes?" - Starfire
"Yoohoo! Robbie-Poo! Your kitten has arrived! Meow!" - Kitten
"You are dark, and darkness is often misunderstood." - Malchior
"You think you're alone Raven. But you're not." - Beast Boy
"What? You think that only big guys can be strong?" - Kole
"Good idea Robin. Put Raven in charge of the kids!" - Raven
"Evil beware... we have waffles." - Raven
"Ooh, bad grammar. Thaaat oughta scare hm." - Raven
"That's MY room!" *destroys some robots with her magic* "Nobody goes into my room!" - Raven
"What's the matter kid? Don't you want to play? Afterall, they're your toys." - Red-X
"Kid, you're taking life WAY too seriously." - Red-X
"Not everybody likes to play the big villain, kid. I'm a thief. I'm not threatening your precious city. Just lookin' out for number one." - Red-X
"Lighten up, Chuckles. I'm not such a bad guy, once you get to know me." - Red-X
"Okay, who were the moonmen?" - Red-X
"I caution. What you are about to see may shock, and disturb you." - Starfire
"I fear that this time his brain is gone forever!" - Starfire
"Try not to be jealous." - Beast boy as turns himself into a whale.
"How am I supposed to watch TV without the remote!?" - Cyborg
"This prom is some manner of duel, yes? Robin eagerly accepts!" - Starfire
"Stankball...? You're joking." - Malchior
"Jinx. Are you... you?" - Kid Flash
"Verse One: 'The quieting'. Ahem. TOK! TOK! TOK! GLAKNA! FARG! FARG! GLAKNA!" - Starfire singing Tamaran's Ballad of Serenity.
"Those undead dudes tried to eat my brains!" - Beast Boy.
MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC
"Twilight... get my rope." - Applejack with a very calm voice.
"Oh... horseapples!" - Applejack
"AFRAID TO GET DIRTY?!" - Rarity
"You're... going to LOVE MEE!!" - Fluttershy
"Um... I'm just wondering if it's okay if I hold you down against your will for a little bit?" - Fluttershy
"Okay this has gone from weird and straight into freaky town." - Rainbow Dash
"It needs to be about 20 percent cooler." - Rainbow Dash about her dress
"Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!!" - Rainbow Dash
"Well well well... looks like we have some NEIGHSAYERS!" - Trixie
"Why if I evar saw one o' them cock-a-thingies face-to-face, I'd laugh at how silly it looks!" - Apple Bloom
"'Slumber 101: All You've Ever Wanted To Know About Slumber Parties But Were Afraid To Ask'..." - Rarity reading one of Twilight Sparkle's books
"You, sir, are the most UNCHARMING prince I have EVER met! In fact the only thing royal about you is that you are a ROYAL PAIN!" - Rarity to a douchebag prince.
"Your Aunty Pinkie Pie's got it all taken care of!" - Pinkie Pie
"But still only one pony. And one pony plus hundreds of apples trees just doesn't add up to-" - Big Macintosh
"Okay, here's the plan. Rainbow Dash, you distract them!" - Twilight Sparkle
"Come on you guys... let me in!" - Spike
"Whining? I am NOT whining. I am COMPLAINING! Do you want to HEAR whining? Thiiis is whining. Oooh, this harness is so tight! And so's the chain, can't you loosen it? Oooh, it hurts, and it's sooo rusty! Why don't you clean it first, it's gonna leave a STAIN, and the wagon's getting HEAVY! WHY DO I HAVE TO PULL IT?!" - Rarity in THE best and obnoxious whiny impersonating voice I have EVER heard.
UMINEKO NO NAKU KARI NI/ HIGURASHI NO NAKU KORO NI
"Slice up those cow tits of yours and make me a sandwich!" - Battler Ushiromiya to Beatrice/Beato
"FALL! FALL! I'M GONNA FALL!!" - Battler when he's on a boat.
"I'll teach you how gentle the hell you came from is!" - Rosa Ushiromiya to Goat Butlers.
"I'm no longer furniture! I'm the zero on your roulette! This is the end of the demon's roulette. You can wait a thousand more years in hell for your next summoner!" - Kanon
"Pride implies self-confidence and bravery." - Kinzo Ushiromiya (Visual Novel)
"Battler is my toy. My most favorite toy in the world...!! I won't get tired of him, I won't throw him away, and I won't hand him over to anyone!!" Beato (Visual Novel)
"I agree. Envy is the source of a woman's power." - Kyrie Ushiromiya
"So I envied Asumu until she died. Don't make me laugh, little girl! As if you could understand the madness of a woman whose man was stolen from her, and who burned with envy for 18 years!" - Kyrie Ushiromiya
"Heh! You really want to make me kiss your toes that much!? Only if I surrender! But watch, I'll definitely expose this trick, and then I'll make you kiss my ass instead!" - Battler to Beato (Visual Novel)
"Battler, don't you want to abandon yourself to the joy of surrendering to one with poweeeer? I'll make you my favorite furniture. I'll love you so much, and make you my toy until you turn to ashes..." - Beato to Battler. (Visual Novel) The bold parts are repeated in the Red Truth, btw.
"Next time you want to send a love letter, I suggest you just write 'I love you'. ...If you make it too roundabout and confusing, no one's gonna be able to figure it out". - Battler to Beato (Visual Novel. This makes me smile. XD)
"Remember the time we went to that dangerous country 'n the whole bus was robbed? I repelled 'em!" - Hideyoshi
"Batleer, no matter what kind of woman you bring home, I'll accept her waaarmly, alright?" - Rudolf
"Hey!! Give me back my breakfast!!" - Battler (Chases Beelzebub around in front of Beato and Ronove)
"Hey, you people! Are you trying to break Lady Maria's furniture!?" - Satan about Sakutaro.
"R-Ronove!" - Beato.
"...Lamda, are you there?" - Bernkastel
"Oi, just a minute Beato. Did you really make this?" - Battler about the chocolates that Beato had just given him.
"He's younger? I didn't know he was younge! I knew it! Jessie's into little kids!" - Female Students about Jessica and Kanon.
"...It's hard to use a quill pen." - Battler
"Crying won't get you anywhere!" - Shion Sonosaki
"You're already a wonderful person, so what do you have to be guilty for?" - Satako Houjo
"Fate chan be changed with our own hands." - Keiichi Maebara
"If you give up because of fate or whatever, then you already lost." - Keiichi Maebara
"She goes against the anti-big-boobs law." - Mion Sonozaki about Miyo Tanako.
"We're all flowers. We do our best to grow regardless of where we take root, and we all try to produce the best flower we can." - Rena Ryuuguu
"All that mushy crap is starting to tick me off." - Rika Furude
"Mi!" - Rika Furude
"Nipa!" - Rika Furude
"I'm flying!" - CM Punk as he jumped on Cena from the top turnbuckle.
"Oops, I'm breaking the forth wall." - CM Punk as he smiles and waves at the camera.
"You have entered Bizarro World." - CM Punk
"I will kick you in the nuts and you will smile and like it." - CM Punk
"NXT should be started like a, uh, carcrash or being arrested. It's no fun when it happens to yourself but watching other people do it-" *claps* "-it's hilarious." - CM Punk
"Can we not say 'dumped' and 'Bellas' in the same sentence, please?" - CM Punk
"Hey, this is not the Spanish announce table! Very mature! He spilled my diet soda!" - CM Punk after Cena delieverd an AA on Heath Slater on the announcer table.
"I mean when was the last time we had one of these contract signings... that didn't end... in some sort of horrible physical calamity? So if you wanna cut to the chase, you know, we can flip the table over, we can all start beating each other up or we can at least make this entertaining." - CM Punk
"To be the man, you gotta beat the man." - Ric Flair
"Sometimes it is hell, trying to get to heaven." - Undertaker
"Oh le le, holmes! Now you know... I JUST LIED!" - Eddie Guerrero (May he Rest in Peace. He lives in our hearts forever)
"YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!" - Daniel Bryan
"You see, Wade, do yourself a favor. Take a bit of advice from a grizzled, disgruntled ex-employee who wears purple... and MAY have accidentally pee'd in your coffee once or twice." - John Cena to Wade Barrett
"You give them everything, and they'll give everything back to you!" - John Cena about fans.
"My name is Santino, and I'm from EUROPE! I like my pancakes, with Maple SYRUP! I lost my title to Wlliam REGAL! His knee to my head, should have been ILLEGAL! Now I'm healthy, and it is VITAL! I want. Back. My IC TITLE! With a woot woot! Yes!" - Santino Marella rapping
"Tale that William Regal! You're not even in a restaurant but... YOU GOT SERVED!" - Santino Marella
"But then Mario Kart's easy, and it's for beginners, and I will beat anyone's ass at Mario Kart, I guarantee you." - Randy Orton in an interview about games.
"I would RKO my own grandmother, if it meant keeping this title! And then I'd RKO your grandmother just to see the look on her face." - Randy Orton
"If you people don't shut up, I'm going to get really pissed off! And you wouldn't want to be close to me, when I'm pissed off!" - Randy Orton (Am I the only one who found that funny? I don't know why, I just do)
"So I'm a bit angry. You have to excuuse me." - Edge
"I am sick of this! I'm sick of this stupid 'Beep-Beep, beep-beep'!" - Edge
"Why do you keep interfering in my business? Why- ...Why am I arguing with the computer?" - Edge
"Spear spear spear, spear, spear, spear." - Edge
"You go and spear my personal mascot? The Swagger Soaring Eagle? Why, Edge? He's friendly. The children love him. He's an endangered species for God's sake! Do you know how hard it is for eagles to get medical insurance?" - Jack Swagger to Edge about his mascot.
"Tell your mascot to get out of here because I have no problem, flipping the bird." - Edge to Swagger
"Heh. Hey Swagger. I don't know if you can hear me, and I know this is a PG show, but... I definitely flipped the bird." - Edge to Swagger's unconscious form.
"I miss the fact that... that when I walk in a room, my theme music and pyro automatically goes off. That doesn't happen in the real world and that, it kinda sucks." - Edge
"Please resist the urge of the puking because this is a little cheesy." - Edge
"I make pink look pretty damn good." - Dolph Ziggler
"It's not showing off if you can back it up." - Dolph Ziggler
"We comin' for YOU, nigger!" - Booker T
"PUT THAT SH*T ON YOUTUBE!" - Matt Hardy at a bar after Jeff sang.
"Oh, those panties are SWEET!" - Jeff Hardy referring to Mister Kennedy's 'Talk to the Mic' panties.
"It's easier to be pissed off, than pissed on." - Shawn Michaels
"Speak, monkey!" - JBL to Michael Cole
"Around here, no one deserves anything. You have to earn it." - Daniel Bryan
"Why is the cameraman always on the wrong side!?" - Jerry Lawler after the cameraman misses catching Stacy Kiebler's panties as she does her entrance.
"I know, you seem a little mad that I'm out here. I don't know why, I went through a lot of trouble today... decorating your office. Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a unicorn in Nashville Tenesse?" - Triple H
"You're the genetic JackHammer! But somewhere along the way... the genetic JackHAMMER... had a little too much... genetic Jack-DANIELS... AND forgot to genetically Jack OFF and then... ended up here standing in the ring in front of the whole world... as the genetic Jack ASS." - Triple H to Vince McMahon
"Did you use a cheesy pick-up line. Or did you just go 'HI-HO! HI HO!'? Did you, did you even TRY to use a condom? Or did you just wrap a four-leaf clover at the end, and wished for the best?" - Triple H
"Just look at me! Beauty. Style. A little vision of perfection. I love myself and that's enough." - Maryse Ouellet.
"Well, let me ask you this: Is that because... your head... is stuck soo far... up Mr McMahon's arse, that your NOSE IS COVERED IN CRAP!?" - John Morrison to Drew Macintyre in an Irish accent.
"Now kids, leave TLC to the professionals. Last week, Justin Bieber was inspired by the whole TLC concept, and was caught falling off a ladder trying to reach puberty." - JTG
"I'll tell you a funny story. One day, Carlito got so fed up, he took his teacher's apple... and spat it right in his face. And the principle came up to Carlito and said "Good job"! ...Just kidding, I got expelled. But! After that, Carlito became the coolest guy on the island." - Carlito
"Okay, I know that spider crawled up her butt last week... but I didn't know it DIED UP THERE! Easy tiger..." - Angelina love.
"None of you perverts deserve to see any of MY goodies!" - Velvet Sky
"John Cena is on Smackdown! This is some sort of joke! Lawlyer! Say something!" - Michael Cole
"...That guy... is a G-ROUCH!" - Brian Kendrick about Hardcore Holly
"I just got four words for you! The Champ is here!" John Cena (walks away smiling).
"And if you're not down with that, we just got two words for ya!" - DX.
"C'mon, Chimmel! Stand up!" - Michael Cole
"Carlito was backstage looking all over for his apple. Only to find out that you stole it for your little... classroom thing." - Carlito
"Go back to Toronto!" - Fan at the ringside to Chris Jericho
"Amy, hmm, let's see..." - Joy Giovanni
"What's this?" - Trish Stratus after seeing Torrie Wilson with Jeff Hardy
"WHAT!" - WWE Crowd
"Would you like to see the text message on my telephone?" - Kevin Nash
"Figures they'd need two cars for something as stupid as this. I can't believe he's writing me a ticket for something this stupid." - CM Punk after getting pulled over by a cop for following too close to the car in front of him. Meanwhile, another cop car pulled up.
"And the match would end with Madison in her... oh-so-famous and favorite position. And that would be, on her back, with her legs over her head, baby. Spread eagle for the one, two, three." - Velvet Sky
"Having sex with a dead body... WHO. IN THE HELL, have sex with a dead body, come on." - Booker T to Kane
"And as we seen before... you guys... don't always get along. But, we're gonna have a little contest we like call... "Diss the Diva". - Stacy Keibler
"Let's go, Cena!" - The chicks and kids of the crowd
Cena kisses Vickie Guerrero*
"I realized you slept with some trolls back in the day. But I didn't realized you also slept with elves, fairies and hopgoblins." - Triple H
"I've never even seen you successfully talk to a woman since I've known you. Unless of course, you count Alex Riley." - Edge to Miz
"OOH!" - Jonathan Coachmen as the WWE universe started cheering
"I know, I know, but he said it. We don't know what controversal means." - Triple H
"Honey?" - Stephanie MecMahon
"He's... he's a nerd. And anyone that wants nothing to do with the Bella twins has got issues. MAJOR issues." - Michael Cole about Daniel Bryan
"Uuughh. I'm coming, Kane! I'm coming! Uugh!" - Big Show pushing a crane out of the way of a room where Kane was locked in.
"WHAT?" - WWE Crowd
"We will only use the words... 'ass', 'damn', 'hell' AND 'bitch'. We will NEVER, however, use the words... 'shit', 'fuck', 'goddamn', 'Jesus Christ', 'faggot', or any other racial or sexual slurs. Now then, as it pertains to video... we promise, there will be less dick references." - Triple H
"WHAT?" - WWE Crowd
"We got a lot in common, man. We have a lot in common. One: We're young. Two: We're incredibly... handsome. Three: We're extremely talented." - Randy Orton to John Cena
Quotes from other works of fiction
"There's no such thing as justice and crap in getting vengeance on innocent people." - Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist manga)
"Yes... it's me. Find the very first person in the world who said that raw tuna topped with mayonnaise and soy sauce will taste like giant tuna... and immediately banish them from the country." - Kyoya Ootori nonchalantly into his mobile phone. (Ouran High School Host Club manga)
"I've brought a message from Roy." - Maes Hughes
"Look, every year, my height is very... very... very... very small..." - Edward, becoming depressed by the end.
"Men are the type that speak through actions rather than words. If they're going to suffer, they want to avoid making other people support them as much as possible. They don't want people to worry about them either. That's why they won't say anything." - Maes Hughes (Fullmetal Alchemist)
"If you have nowhere to go, then find another place. If you want friends, then you just have to do your best. I'm sure that you'll find the things you didn't find before. Because there's no human being who wants to disappear." - Asai Kazuyuki (from the manga 'Judge')
"You've got to be kidding. I'm wet, I'm naked, your sister is wearing my clothes, and this is all part of some evil plot TO RULE THE WORLD AS A SOGGY CHIMP IN MY BIRTHDAY SUIT?!" - Mojo Jojo (The Powerpuff Girls)
"Why can't you use your brain?" - Sally Acorn
"I GIIIVE UP! TAKE ME TO HIS ROYAL DOPINESS!" - Sonic to Robotnik's swatbots. (SatAM)
"How DARE you correct me!?" - Raenef trying to be intimidating. (Demon Diary)
"Mr. Tomato..." (T_T) - Raenef (Demon Diary)
"You will rule in terror no matter what you think about it!" - Eclipse to Raenef (Demon Diary)
"We're in a nightmare!" - Chris.
"Girls... two girls..." - Monster.
"I'M THE BONDAGE QUEEN!" - Erutis dressed up.
"What is... Rock, Paper, Scissors?" - Kisshu (Tokyo Mew Mew)
"Ichigo is MY toy! HANDS OFF!" - Kisshu (Tokyo Mew Mew)
"I don't care if you're Kisshu or kiss you!" - Ichigo Momomiya (Tokyo Mew Mew)
"Pyjamas are sexy too!" - Pudding Fong. (Tokyo Mew Mew)
"You're heavier than you look." - Ryou Shirogane to Ichigo (Tokyo Mew Mew)
"My name is Camus O. Laphraiog. Such an elegant name. Isn't it like the wind that blows through space?" - Camus
"Aaah, I love that abusive tongue of yours, Lester..." - Takuto Meyers
"Absurd. Even in dreams, men don't hug each other like that." - Lester Coolduras after Takuto had hugged him.
"AARRGGHH! How am I supossed to do all of this!?" - Ryou while busily serving customers in the Cafe.
"Where is she, NICOLE?" - Sonic
"That b*tch..." - Lelouch after seeing C.C behind Kallen
"Anybody got a plan?" - Vixen
"You girls are developing into quite the superheroes." - Wonder Woman to the PowerPuff Girls.
"(How could Janis hate Regina? She's such a good-)" - Cady Heron
"Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling somebody else stupid doesn't make you any smarter." - Cady Heron (Mean Girls)
"All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you." - Cady Heron (Mean Girls)
"Suck onn that!" - Janis Ian (Mean Girls)
Seeing all the girls fighting* "Hell, no! I did not leave the South Side for this!" *smashes a fire-alarm with his baseball bat* - Mr. Duvall (Mean Girls)
Is on his phone while being surrounded by girls fighting each other* "Mom... can you pick me up? I'm scared." - Boy (Mean Girls)
"Now what the young ladies in this grade need is an attitude makeover. And you're going to get it, right now. I don't care how long it takes. I will keep you here all night." - Mr. Duvall (Mean Girls)
"You know who's lookin' fine tonight? Seth Mosakowski." - Karen Smith
"I need your help to find this girl." - Joey Parker
OCs that I have used in my stories WITH permission
1) Nathan from Cam Irving (In "Falling into the Abyss". Chapter 11 and the 1st Bonus chapter.)
I accept other people's OCs to be used in my story for fun, but only if they are either good friends or had reviewed that certain story enough. ;) If you fit into one of those category, just ask me through a PM about the possibility of using your OC, along with their character profiles. The more descriptive they are (like personalities, what they are like, their background etc...), the better, so I would have a better idea of how to write them. I will NOT accept OC Profiles through reviews, so please don't clog the review section of my stories with character profiles, please. -_-; They will only be totally ignored.
On the topic of OCs... PLEASE do not use my, or any of the OCs mentioned in my fics without the permission/s of their respective owner/s!