Still Dazzled
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Joined 03-11-09, id: 1863181, Profile Updated: 11-24-10
Author has written 10 stories for Twilight, Teen Titans, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and X-Men: The Movie.

Hello fellow Hetalia, BBxRae Fans, and Romy fans! I am Still Dazzled (or Liana, you know whichever works.) My fave books are the hunger games, any manga I can get my hands on, and dead is the new black. My favorite colors are green, purple, and black. I am a girl (well no shit). I am 13 and apparently one of the youngest writers on fanfic. Sigh. Anyway, I like most types of music, like country, pop, and rock. I like long romance novels, comics, and manga. I like to play video games while listening to my i-pod, while watching t.v., while exercising on the stairmaster. Okay, so maybe I don't like the stairmaster, but I endure!

I'm back! I finally picked up the pieces and wrote something! Huzzah! Wow that's a fun word! Just so you know, I write the way I read- fast. Only problem? I update the way I learned to skate- slower than turtle, with lots of errors.

Random facts:

I am a vegetarian.

I live in Illinois, but hate the Chicago Bears (with a fiery passion straight from the deepest pits of Chicago.)

I am a Green Bay Packers fan.

I am a Cubs fan.

I would like to become a vet.

I like waffles.

I am a vegetarian. Not a vegan. So I don't eat tofu, thank you very much.

I have a dream. I would like to learn to speak turtle.

If clouds were purple, I'd eat them.

Kiduchiha is my turtle! And she hates it when I call her a turtle! ...So I'm gonna continue calling her that!

tv shows:

Teen Titans (How dare they cancel it! This means war Cartoon Network!)

X-men Evolution (also cancelled)

Naruto Shippudon

That 70's Show (also canceled)

Codename: Kids Next Door (also canceled... and I know what your thinking but I'm 13 so I have a right to watch this!)

What I Like About You (canceled)

Degrassi (yet to be cancelled!)

Obviously I like semi-older shows.

movies:

X-men 1, 2, & 3

Teen Titans: Trouble in Tokyo

I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry

Valentine's Day

Alice In Wonderland

Avatar (not the last airbender, cause that sucked)

couples:

Beast Boy and Raven

Rogue and Gambit

GerIta

GermanyxJapan

JapanxGreece

PrussiaxAustriaxHungary triangle

SwedenxFinland

Spamano

Fave bands and singers:

Paramore

Lady Antebellum

Skillet

Orianthi

Owl City

Taylor Swift

Carrie Underwood

Lady Gaga

Nine Days

Death Cab For Cutie

Journey

Queen

Evil beware, we have waffles. -Raven

You're the nasty egg people that stole all my waffles! -Cyborg

You know it's a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

If life was easy then anyone could do it.

Life sucks, then you die. Yeah, I should be that lucky. - Jacob Black

Sweetie, go get mommy's bazooka. -Harley Quinnin Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker

Everything that we see is a shadow cast by that which we do not see. -Martin Luther King Jr.

That old law about 'an eye for an eye' leaves everybody blind. -Martin Luther King Jr.

You can all get A's but still flunk life. -Walker Percy

I am not suffering from insanity, I am enjoying every minute of it.

A genius can run into doors to.

At least once in there lives, everyone needs to pretend to be a Walmart greeter. - My friend Nicole

People who say anything is possible have never tried to slam a revolving door.

If you think Beast boy should just kiss Raven already, copy and paste this onto your profile.

When life gives you lemons, throw them right back at life, and tell it to make it's own dang lemonade.

There are the people who look at the glass half empty, and those who look at it half full. But I see it as the damn glass broke and I cut my finger cleaning up the pieces.

When life gives you lemons, make hot chocolate, and let life wonder how you did it.

I love him, oh yes I do

He's for me and not for you

And if by chance you take my place

I'll take my fist and smash your face!

I'm right, your wrong, any questions?

Family is like a cookie; sweet, with a few nuts.

Everything here is eatable, even I'm eatable, but that, my dear children, is called cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most societies. - Willy Wonka

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

Silence is golden but duck tape is silver.

"Mommy, can I wear high-heels?"

"No."

"How about skirts?'

"Nope."

"V-neck shirts?"

"NO!"

"But mommy! I'm 18!!"

"No Mike, you can't." – Unknown

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

Check out these BBxRae videos:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcU0w3qFyRo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7A-1_YNHh8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFddJM8JPGY&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAqD7xI4p1k&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83ZnAipQZy4&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxhfjJ_GZkg&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbmCluTNx6c

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaltNtGNkMs&feature=related (thank you to rubberduckiesrock for recommending this video)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6L0KQDFzXOA&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTjNxCgNjV4&feature=related (hate the movie, love the video)

Spamano:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHWx_x6cAg4

Other videos:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78jeea5Kxi4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dRY553IEAk

Name twelve of your favourite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.

1. Romano

2. Spain

3. Italy

4. Germany

5. Japan

6. Prussia

7. Sweden

8. Finland

9. America

10. Sealand

11. Poland

12. England

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Japan/Sealand?! 0_0 NOOOOO

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Italy? Not as much hot as adorable.

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Prussia got Romano pregnant? When Spain found out all Hell would break loose. And probably World War III

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

America? 37 Things to do in an Elevator by LittleBlueNayru. It's a must read.

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

Sweden and Spain? NEVER! Spain belongs only to Romano.

6) Four/eight or four/nine?

Germany/Finland or Germany/America? Definitly Germany/America. I see Angst/Fluff in their future...

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Sweden would stuff Italy in a box and send him back to Germany so he could have Finland all to himself!

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Spain/Prussia? grrrrr...

Just one night. Together they could forget the rest of the world and just spend the night in each others arms.

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Germany/Sealand?! I would very well hope not.

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Romano/Japan... How about-

常になるだろう (I Will Always Be There)

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

Italy and Poland?

"I'll make you, like, totally gorgous!" It started out as a present for Germany but fate had other plans...

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

Sweden het? Not that I'm aware of.

America slash? I have my suspicions. *cough* kiduchiha *cough cough*

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?

America song-fic? All-American Girl. Oh the things I could do...

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

Spain/Italy/Prussia? alright...

WARNING!: Contains a clueless Italian, a dense Spainard, and an idiotic- I mean awesome German who's going to get them all killed.

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

Finland on Japan? "MOI-MOI!" Somehow I don't think Finland is capable of actually flirting with Japan...

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

Sealand and Finland? PARENTAL UNIT TIME!!!! Too bad I can't elaborate...

Sealand sat on his bed in tears. Finland tentativly poked his head in. "Are you alright?" If only he knew.

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Sweden walks in on Spain and England having sex? I think he'd just kind of stare at them and walk away. Then tell Finland. Of course Finland would feel the need to inform Romano and America but, details, details.

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Germany de-flower Romano? Too late, Spain beat him to it but, minor detail.

Maybe it was because he looked like Feli. Or that's what he kept telling himself, though he didn't believe it for a minute. The fact was the deed had been done and he'd do anything to make him stay.

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Sweden slash? Hell, I read Sweden/Finland all the time, so odds are they do to.

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Italy het? I doubt it.

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Idk... Hey Nicole, do you ever draw Poland?

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?

Spain/Germany/Japan? When hell freezes over! Now if it was Italy/Germany/Japan...

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Sealand? "That's not a euthanism for anything!"

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Japan... sometimes he's in it but I've never actually read one where he's the main charecter.

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Prussia's fetish... people dressed in chick costumes?

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Poland shag America? HELL YEAH! But only drunk.

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Italy and Sweden? Can you honestly see Italy topping? Or better yet, could you see Sweden being submissive?

28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

"Romano and America are in a happy relationship (This explains the mafia in Chicago) until America suddenly runs off with Germany(win.) Romano, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Poland (HOLY SHIT) and a brief unhappy affair with England (Poor Iggy (: ), then follows the wise advice of Japan (makes sense) and finds true love with Spain (1,2,3 Awwwww. How cute!)"

Title: What I'd Do For You

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Well since they are canon, I'd feel awesome! :)

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed in here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"

"When I grew up I was black,"

"When I'm sick I'm black,"

"When I go in the sun I'm black,"

"When I'm cold, I'm black,"

"When I die, I'll be black,"

"But you sir..."

"When you're born, you're pink,"

"When you grow up, you're white,"

"When you're sick, you're green,"

"When you go in the sun, you turn red,"

"When you're cold you turn blue,"

"And when you die, you turn purple."

"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored."

The black man then sat down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site & help stop racism!

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile.

If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone:Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocker, Fangalicious, Bellafan123, Vampire-cutie18,Maru-chan 101, White Rose Of Oddity, Naruhinagirl94, xXkickass-kunoichiXx, Tsunei-chan-The-Mizu-Kunoichi, Still Dazzled

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcyle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realised his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen down the stairs copy this on your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull or vice versa copy and paste this on your profile

If you have a very wide range of interests copy and paste this on your profile

If there are times you just want to annoy people for the heck of it, copy and paste this on your profile

92 percent of the teenage population would be dead if Ambercrombie and Bitch-er I mean Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this on your profile if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing their ass off.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Weird is the same as different which means the same as unique! Which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this on your profile

98 percent of teenagers has or do smoke pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, and never will, copy and paste this on your profile

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever randomly broke out in a dance and didn't care who was watching, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this on your profile

If you love rain, copy and past this on your profile

If you hate snow, copy and paste this on your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this to your profile

If you’ve been on the computer for hours on end reading multiple fanfictions copy and paste this on your profile

If you have insanely annoying siblings copy and paste this on your profile

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this onto your profile

If you think those stupid kids should give that Godforsaken rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever tripped on your own feet copy and paste this on your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this on your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laughs when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing like, "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. (I find myself a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever had an argument with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile.

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile

If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile

If you have ever crashed into a wall while sugar high copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination put this on your profile

If, with no warning, laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy this on your profile

If you have ever thrown something at a TV screen when you saw a character you despised, copy and paste this on your profile

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer

If you have ever copy and pasted something copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are obsessed with BBxRae couple copy this into your profile

If you hate the RobxRae couple copy this into your profile

If you think the cocoa puff bird needs to go to therapy, copy and paste this onto your profile

The problem is math itself.

Realism

Astute

Vicious

Empathic

No-Nonsense

Teen Titans!

Sweetness

Timid

Astonishing

Reasonable

Fair

Incomparible

Righteous

Elative

Teen Titans!

Rash

Orderly

Brave

Intelligent

Nimble

Teen Titans!

Bold

Easy-going

Alert

Silly

Truthful

Beastly

Overactive

Young

Teen Titans!

Cool

Yo!

Brave

On

Ridiculous

Geeky

Teen Titans!

Truth

Endless,

Enserving

Neverending,

Titans,

Indescribable,

True

Always,

Never

Stopping.

Teen Titans!

Teen

Titan

Fans

Forever!

Copy this into your profile if you love Teen Titans!

If you are obsessed with BBxRae couple copy this into your profile.

If you have/had a crush on any Teen Titan people, copy and paste this in your profile! (Who could not love Beast Boy?!)

If you screamed "FINALLY! IT'S ABOUT TIME!" when the "special scene" in Teen Titans: Trouble in Tokyo happened before Cyborg said it, copy and paste this into your profile. My If only it had been Raven and Beast Boy.)

If you think Robin and Starfire are as dense as Danny and Sam, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you wanna WHACK the Cartoon Network people for canceling Teen Titans, COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!!

If you ever wanted to go in the TV and make BB and Raven kiss (or any other couple you adore but are too dense) COPY AND PASTE THIS!!

If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile.

f you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you've ever stood straight up, then fell down for no apparent reason, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever lost your sunglasses, then found then on your head, copy this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (someday you'll all live in it.)

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile. (The toaster is out to get me)

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

You know you love the Teen Titans when someone says waffles, and you burst out in hysterical laughter.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. (Haha! My evil conversion plans worked after all!)

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile. (Wonder if she means me...)

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. (The room wasn't quiet anymore)

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile.

If you adore pandas, copy this into you profile.

!eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI (edud emosewa yllatot )

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile. (I get that feeling all the time for some reason)

If your obsessed with fanfiction, put this on your profile!

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever copy and pasted something copy and paste this onto your profile (Like who hasn't?)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!

"Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. (Dude I'm totally going to do that one day!)

This is an awesome poem by xXNevermoreAgainXx called Life. It is about Raven.

When life gave me lemons, I made lemonade

When life gave me heat, I'd wait in the shade.

When life gave me joy, I'd laugh and I'd cheer

When life gave me pain, I'd shed a few tears.

When life gave me darkness, I'd search for the light

When life gave me hope, for it I would fight.

When life gave me anguish, I'd cry my eyes dry

When life gave me questions, I'd merly ask why.

When life gave me loss, for the lost one I'd long

When life gave me hints, I'd know what was wrong.

When life gave me happyness, I'd chuckle and smile

When life gave me wait, I'd stay for awhile.

When life gave me anger, I'd glare and I'd scorn

When life gave me hatred, my inner demon was born.

And when life let me know it was with you I belonged,
I tried to forget, I tried to move on.

Then when life gave me betrayal, my heart broke into two

And when life broke my heart, then one to mend it was you.

When life brought me down, you always rose me above,
So when life gave me you, I learned how to love.

Stupidest labels ever:

On Tesco's Tiramisudessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (oops...)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Well no shit sherlock)

On packaging for a Rowentairon: "Do not iron clothes on body." (Oops to late)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On NytolSleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what exactly?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (*giggle*)

On Sainsbury's Peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (What kind of nuts? >:) )

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (I am so confuzzled right now...

On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."(When else are we supposed to find time to use it?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(I spent agonizing hours over this one)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly". (Awh, that's the whole purpose of buying the costume!)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions: "Put on fork and eat."(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's just a suggestion).

On a bag of Fritos!: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (the shoplifter special)?

On a Korean knife: “Keep out of children” (Oh... well I better go get that then...)

Boeing 757-"Fragile. Do not drop"(That means you, Hulk! Put that bloody airplane down, you might drop it!)

Scoopable cat litter-"safe to use around pets" (Once again, one would hope...)

Baby Oil-"Keep out reach of children." (Good thing babies aren't children, isn't it!)

Hair coloring-"Do not use as an ice cream topping." (Damn... Now I have to use plain old chocolate sauce)

Komatsu Floodlight-"This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark" (OMG!! That's as amazing as a newsreader reading the news!)

Earplugs-"These earplugs are nontoxic, but they may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe." (Are you sure? Lets experiment.)

RCA television remote control-"Not dishwasher safe." (... *turns off dishwasher*)

Road sign-"Caution: water on road during rain." (So that's what that is...)

Dominos pizza box: "Why are you looking here? Do not turn the pizza box over." (Aww crap... My pizza!)

Anonymous Manufacturer: "How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby." (Excuse me for a moment, I have to go save my sister.)

If you have been hit in the face by every ball known to man, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could have clearly dodged, and you just weren't paying enough attention, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a 'Watch your step' sign, copy this into your profile.

"What doesn't kill me had better run pretty darn fast." - Anonymous.

"We're all crazy. I'm just crazier than most." - Me.

"Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell knows I'll take over." - Anonymous

I am the purple people eater!!

"Isn't it ironic how the word 'politics' has the Latin prefix 'poli' meaning 'many', and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?" - Anonymous

"Boy, look at me. You see that little girl there? That's my only little girl. She's my life. So if you have any thought about hugging or kissing, remember these words: I got no problem going back to prison." - Bill Engvall talking about his daughter.

The nine most terrifying words in the English language: I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

"People call me insane. I'll have you know that the voices in my head strongly disagree." - Anonymous

"Don't piss me off. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies." - Anonymous.

"When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice and let life wonder how the heck you accomplished that." - Anonymous.

"My mind works like lightening... one brilliant flash and it's gone." - Anonymous.

"I used up my sick days so I called in dead." - Anonymous.

"STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand." - Anonymous.

"What happens when you get scared half to death twice?" - Anonymous.

"If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the heck are you scared?!" - Anonymous.

If you love Beast boy and Raven as a couple as much as they love each other, Copy and Paste this into your profile.

If you think that RaeXRob is disgusting in a really disturbing way; Copy and Paste this into your profile.

If you think that StarfireXBeast boy is just as gross as RobXRae; copy and paste this into your profile.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing, too.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "Girl Comebacks".

If you love Beast boy like a brother, Copy and Paste this into your profile.

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.

If your an insane psychopath and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Truly anything is possible when you follow your heart. The sky is no longer the limit.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Sparklingpool, Raineyes, Franshes, Still Dazzled

1.You have 10 dollars and need to buy snacks at a gas station. What would you buy? SKITTLES!!

2. If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you want to be? Sebastian

3. Whos your favorite redhead? I don't know... Ron Weasly maybe?

4. What do you order when you're at IHOP? Waffles.

5. Last book you read? Mockingjay (terrrible)

6. Describe your mood with one word. Insane.

7. Describe the last time you were injured? Well I ran in to the door this morning...

8. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with? Kiduchiha... or maybe my BFFL Shara...

9. Rock concert or symphony? Rock concert all the way

10. What is the wallpaper of your cell phone? My stuffed giraffe Jerry

11. Favorite Soda? Who needs soda? I have amps!

12. What type of shirt are you wearing? A black and silver aero shirt.

13. If you could only use one form of transportation: Raven's magic!

14. Most recent movie you have watched in theatres? Despicable Me

15. Name an actor/actress/singer/cartoon character you have had the hots for: That guy who plays Mason in Wizard's of Waverly Place

16. Whats your favorite kind of cake? chocolate with green buttercream frosting.

17. What did you have for dinner last night? Easy Mac

18. Look to your left, what do you see? a wall.

19. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? I only wear flip-flops.

20. Favorite toy as a child? My bye baby bunting doll. it's adorable!

21. Do you buy your own groceries? I'm 13. All I buy is amps.

22. Do you think people talk about you behind your back? Nope! I have Facebook for that!

23. When's the last time you had gummy worms? about a week ago.

24. What's your favorite fruit? watermelon

25. Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel? How am I supposed to hold the camera when I'm doing a cartwheel?

26. Do you like running long distances? Let me put it this way. I run into walls when I'm walking.

27. Have you ever eaten snow? ewww. snow.

28. What color are your bedsheets? black and white circles.

29. Whats your favorite flower? A black rose

30. Do you do ballet? What part of klutz don't you get?

31. Do you listen to classical music? No.

32. What is the 1st TV Theme song that pops in your head? Teen Titans!!

33. Do you watch SpongeBob? sigh It's been banned from my house.

34. What temperature is it outside right now? Idk, like 50 degrees...

35. Do people consider you smart? I highly doubt that.

36. How many piercings do you have? 2.

37. Are you signed on AIM? No, all I need is Facebook.

38. Have you ever tried gluing your fingers together? you can't prove anything!

39 .How do you feel about your family? Families are like cookies. sweet with a few nuts.

40. Do you have an iPod? Yup! I

41. What time do you go to bed? 11:00 on school nights. Weekends... until I pass out from exhaustion.

42. What CD is currently in your CD player? I have an I-pod! What do I need CD's for?

43. What movie do you know every line to? Sadly, I still know all the words to the Kim Possible movie.

44. What is your favorite salad dressing? Thousand Island.

45. What do you want for Christmas this year? A nook, a snuggie, and some unneccessary cold medicine. Then I wont have to face the rest of the winter.

46. What family member/friend lives the farthest from you? I have family members in Florida, but it's possible I have some in Germany...

47. Do you like hugs? They make me feel all warm and fuzzy.

48. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach: The school play.

49. Whats the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? Everyone calls me Leanne or Leanna. i had someone call me Liona once.

50. Do you watch college football? There's college football?

I am Ninja, & If you didn't already know this, that automatically makes me cooler than you.

Most kids and teenagers try to take drugs, if you are the kind of kids or teenagers who don't try to do that or will try to do that add your name to the list! Black Raven 13,spam29rice,TTRenoventStone-Wilson, Still Dazzled,

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile

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Copy this bunny into your profile to achieve Cartoon Network domination. If you hate Cartoon Network for the cancellation of the Teen Titans, THEN PLEASE COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

( ) ( )This is Pastoolio the
( o o )Terra hating bunny
( ) _ ( )If you hate Terra,
Copy this into your profile

Die Terra Die

In every authors head, there are millions of bouncy balls. These balls hold ideas. The bouncy balls are bouncing against the walls of the head, and when the author wants an idea, he/she simply reaches in and grabs one of the balls that are in his/her grasp. And after the author has an idea, he/she uses it. But, there comes a time when the balls just, stop. They all lay flat on the ground, dead. And when the author wants an idea, he/she reaches into the head, only to grab nothing. And that, my friends, is called writers block-by Raven'sWinterRaine.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU...If you want this kind of guy, copy and paste this into your profile.

i dont have a short attention span i jus-
ohh look a squirrel!

i applied for a job at a mental hospital, but they said i needed 24 hours experience.
so... you wanna hang out?

im very proud of myself when i resist the urge to kill someone

Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it!

Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!) Insanefangirl (Randall off monsters inc.), NicNack4U (Arnold, Aladdin, Captain Jack Sparrow, Drake Parker, Josh Nichols, Crazy Steve, Spencer, Victor van-Dort, Cosmo, Troy Bolton, Chad Danforth, Ryan Evans, Logan Reese, Chase Matthews, Pharaoh Atem/Yami, Joey Wheeler, Seto Kaiba, Duke Devillin, Jafar, Severus Snape, Harry Potter, Danny Fenton/Phantom). jafarjasmineforever2005: Jafar, Aladdin, Frollo, and lot's more (There's been tons).Takara410 (Itachi,aladdin,snaraku,seshomaru,sasori ,dei -dei kun Jack sparrow, will turner ,crazy steve, freddy, micheal myer swhen he was younger,hao, zuko and tons more ooh CHASE YOUNG a sexy beast.) piratequeen123-(EDWARD CULLEN, Jasper Hale, Edward Cullen Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, Fred Weasley, Michael Myers, Seth Clearwater, Emmett Cullen, and oh yeah EDWARD CULLEN!!)TTRenoventStone-Wilson(Michael Myers, Slade/Deathstroke4EVA, and Robin), Still Dazzled (Edward Cullen, Beast Boy, and Gambit)

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Normal people worry me.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.

Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile

If you are really random (WAFFLES) put this on your profile

When life gives you lemons, throw them at Polititions.

When life gives you lemons, rip'em in half, squirt your enemy in the eyes, and then use the other half to make a glass of lemonade after all that hard work.

When life gives you lemons make apple juice, then sit back, relax, and enjoy people's confusionover how the hell you did it.

An apple a day keeps anyone away, as long as you throw it hard enough

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. (It's okay Pluto, I'm not a planet either.)

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. (who are they asking this to?)

If FanFiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well I think guns help. I mean if you stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill too many people. (unless your the Joker)

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

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If you believe that Barbie dolls are planning to take over the world, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe big red buttons should be pushed because they are big and red, copy and paste this into your profile.

A world wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:

“Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?”

The survey was a huge failure, In Africa they didn’t know what ‘food’ meant. In India they didn’t know what ‘honest’ meant, In Europe they didn’t know what ’shortage’ meant. In China they didn’t know what ‘opinion’ meant. In the Middle East they didn’t know what ’solution’ meant. In South America they didn’t know what ‘please’ meant, and in the USA they didn’t know what ‘the rest of the world’ meant.

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars, and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone in the mouth.

Silence is golden... but Twinkes are yummy!

Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is free!

Don't knock on Death's door; ring the bell and run- he hates that

Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls!

Why don't you just go jump off a cliff?

This morning, I woke up and asked myself: "I wonder what I can do to piss someone off today...?"

If you can't beat them, join them, if you can't join them and they come after you, run for your life. If they catch you, pretend to be dead!

The crazy people made me their leader, but then my mom took me away from the asylum we were in...

Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

But Mommy, when I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye,

I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Trevor; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now ,

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best;

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass.

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this,

Mommy, warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try,

I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.

Mommy I ran as fast as I could,

When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new,

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo.

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Trevor, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it's true,

And Mommy all I wanted to say is, "Mommy, I love you."

In Loving Memory of The Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost (and columbine)

Please if you would,

Pass this around,

I'd be happy if you could,

Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". :(

I wear black so I must be a Goth.

I'm young so I must be naive.

I have good grades, so I must be a Nerd.

I love animals so I must become the crazy old cat lady.

I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm a white girl, so I must be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I have straight A's, so I must be easy.

I'm a virgin, so I must be prude

I'm a girl who actually eats lunch, so I must be fat.

I'm single, so I must be ugly.

I'm Christian, so I must hate homosexuals.

I hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up an stop, Post this

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are in the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you’re hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (stupid locker!) copy and paste this to your profile.

If you agree that 90 percent of politicions are dumb, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are against any kind of abuse, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A) dream about it, B) sing it in school no matter who's listening or, C) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have written a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading ,if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Nobe/Borders, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to slap someone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think cancer is awful, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are against animal cruelty put this in your profile.

If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out copy and paste this in your profile.

93 percent of the American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak, if you are part of the 7 percent who would ask the person ''What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people please copy and paste this into your profile.

Come to the dark side. We have new Trident layers!

If you went to save Jack just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile!


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Challenges of Living Together by orangepencils reviews
100 themes challenge story. This story looks at the evolution of the relationship between Canada and Prussia, the ups and downs, the good times, some bad and everything in-between. Fluff. Human names used. K to T
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 29,355 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Canada, Prussia
I Have all Summer to Fall For You by Silver and Gray reviews
At school, Gilbert makes fun of Matthew, and Matthew just wants to be left alone. But then when the hot days of summer roll around, and they have nothing but free time, things happen that NO ONE could have planned for! Enjoy, and please R&R!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 162,477 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Canada, Prussia
World Wide Story by webcomix reviews
Lovina Vargas was less than thrilled when she and her twin moved to a new city. What happens when her family convinces her to audition for the school musical? Rehearsals and romance, of course! Genflip AU, rated for mouth and innuendo. BEING EDITED - current changes: 14/29 chapters
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,644 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/25/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Unnecessary by fullmoon230 reviews
Lovina sometimes just wonders why her boyfriend had decided to suddenly come to her school, stay, and then act like nothing's wrong. Mostly because he's now 23. But partically because of the situation he's getting her into.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,723 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 9/22/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
PruCan FMLs by TheFirstDarkblood reviews
Today, for once, I managed to get my boyfriend's mind off the hockey game. I muted the TV and cuddled up to him. Only thirty seconds into snuggling, he shoved me onto the floor and screamed, "GOAL!" FML
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,618 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Prussia, Canada
Change by spartan585 reviews
Beast Boy has received an offer he CAN refuse. Question is; is there reason to? Chapter 15 amended.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,962 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Beast Boy, Raven
The Inevitable by 2gsdip reviews
-Eclipse in Edward's POV- I stared menacingly at my adversary. She wanted so desperately to end my reason for existence. A love for a love. But that would never happen. If my angel’s heart were to stop beating it would be at my hands and my hands alone.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 158,577 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Edward, Bella
5MetersofAwesomesauce by Piano'sIrishTater reviews
Matthew is bored and lonely. He has no friends, an arrogant brother, and an uncaring mother always knee deep in work. But one IMing session on the computer changes it all... everything he's ever known falls into pieces... but is it for the better? PruCan!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,237 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Rising Sun: The Carlisle Cullen Story by WishingOnMyStar reviews
For all those who've ever wondered, this is Carlisle Cullen's story from vampire birth through the events of Breaking Dawn. All characters and most ideas are property of Stephenie Meyer. PLEASE LEAVE COMMENTS! That's the only way I get any better!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 61 - Words: 119,862 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Carlisle, Esme
Where'd That Manual Go? by Italiangurlinamessedupworld reviews
What does a day in my life revolve around ever since that fateful click? Chaos, that's what. One day a girl, who was bored out of her mind ordered some "Hetalia Units" at the time she had no clue what she'd just done. Based off of LolliDictator's Manuals.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,631 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Russia, South Korea
Roderich in Wonderland by kiduchiha reviews
Roderich Kingsly had a fairly normal life. That is, until he fell down a rabbit hole and met some very odd characters... Slight Prussia/Austria, w/more pairings as they pop up.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Austria, Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Truth or Dare? by xXLunarEclipse896Xx reviews
Elizaveta invites several nations over for a party, only to start a game of "Truth or Dare?". Will they survive the game of chaos and fan-service, or will they go insane trying? ...Probably the latter. Rated T for adult situations and strong language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,231 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
A Very Long Sunday Evening by Val-Creative reviews
America talks too loud on his cell phone in the airport. Airport security violates his privacy in every sense of the word. Russia is not suspicious. Implied USUK. Requested from the Hetalia Kink Meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Published: 12/1/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Show Me Love by FlyingHigh13 reviews
It was all his fault. It was his fault that Prussia hurt him, it was his fault that Feliciano had genuinely cried for one of the only times in his life. It was his fault that Antonio was so upset over him. They would be so much better off without him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,344 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Wait, What? by crackberries reviews
You and me could write a bad bromance. Maybe something in between. And you should really stop showing up at my door completely smashed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,215 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Stuck For The Fall by crackberries reviews
People are bothered, Prussia's a jerk, and maybe Canada's just a little to used to it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Networking by Your Royal Awesomeness reviews
AU. Michelle accepts Gilbert Beillschmidt's relationship request. Alfred is not pleased. Pru/fem!Can, FACE family
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
A Very Special Relationship by Stormy-chan59 reviews
AU: Matthew is desperately looking for someone who can understand his miserable situation and maybe give him some advice. However, what he finds instead isn't all that unsatisfying. PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,381 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Awesome Advice by PrussianAwesomeness reviews
Prussia decides to put up an anonymous advice column purely so he can screw around with the other nations' lives. Thank you to everyone who helped make this story a success!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,362 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Prussia - Complete
Nights with Edward by hermione29 reviews
A story filled with lust, love, passion, and fluff. Everything you wished Stephanie Meyer had put in the books. Completely in character. Love scenes with Edward and Bella! First story, please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Edward, Bella
Born Normal by ghibli22 reviews
Everyone knows that Lovino Vargas is not a normal student. He's violent and a loner-avoid at all costs. So what on earth is Antonio thinking by volunteering to tutor the boy? High School AU. Spamano, Hints at a few others but nothing major.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,356 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Too Young by still too old for this reviews
30 Years in the future. Garfield Logan is dying. The Titans and his family gather at the end to bid him farewell and wonder at the long, unusual relationship he had with Raven, his wife.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,761 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Affections Touching Across Time by XxCoryClaustrophobicxX reviews
Named after the song from Inuyasha. Set after "Things Change". Beast Boy loses Terra for good, and Raven falls for him. Terra Alert! A lot of song chapters. Somewhat BBxTerra, Later BBxRae
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 17,293 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Truth or Dare Hetalia Style by Tanya Tsuki reviews
The bosses have decided that the best way to better relations among the Nations is to lock them in a building over night. Bored, our heroes have decided to undertake a game of truth or dare. A full list of pairings and characters is at the beginning.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,929 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Complete
And It's Supposed to be the Day of Love by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
Lovina finally agrees to go the Valentine's Dance with Antonio. But not because she likes him or anything!... Gen-flip and Gakuen AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,077 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Play Date by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
Germania and Rome decide to bring their grandsons together for a play date. Things go as can be expected when you bring little Feli, Lovi, Gilbert, and Ludwig together...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Ancient Rome, Germania - Complete
FiftyEight Nights by Eowyn77 reviews
Bridge between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. The newborns are defeated, the wedding date is set. All that stands between Bella, Edward, and "a happy place" is time. Many thanks to my betas, Darth Ishtar and Tersaseda. Alternating POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 75,648 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Worth価値 by sachiroyurei reviews
Romano says he is careless. But he never was. A dark secret lies behind his inability to perform normal tasks...Will the secret he hides change how much he is worth to the nation who holds him at mercy, Spain? SpainxRomano, slightly one-sided for Romano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,658 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The reason why Prussia remembers by ninjafox369 reviews
Ever wondered why Gilbert can remember who Matthew is? Inspired by Dane Cook.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Edward Vs Edward by Dearheart reviews
Once upon a blank piece of paper, two very different characters from two very different fandoms happened to bump into each other. One was an alchemist with height issues. The other was a vampire with no fangs. Chaos and comical verbal attacks ensued.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Edward E., Edward - Complete
Is this the way to Bayville, New York? by allyg1990 reviews
Remy's just been rejected for the 128th time. St. John just wants his sheila to smile. What's a man to do? Sing to his girl, of course. The Acolytes present...their own version of 'Is this the way to Amarillo' ROMY, JONDA, KIOTR, Oneshot
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Complete
The Thirst for Midnight Sun by I'm.Forbidden.Fruit reviews
Did Stephenie Meyer’s partial draft leave you as unsatisfied as me? If so, feel free to check out my version of Midnight Sun, starting at Chapter 13.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,472 - Reviews: 2343 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Edward, Bella
Your Guardian Angel by longlostcullen reviews
Edward,an avenging angel, finds himself the guardian angel to Isabella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,862 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008
Sex And Vampires by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The summary is NOT fanfiction appropriate. You'll have to read it in the first chapter. This is the long awaited replacement for When Life Gives You Lemons - not a sequel or a rewrite. BXE Filled with lemony goodness and a plot. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,605 - Reviews: 1649 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Spiral Static by Coquettishness reviews
NOW COMPLETE. Newly married, Edward and Bella explore their relationship in new ways, opening themselves up to unfamiliar and sometimes frightening experiences, unaware that danger follows them at each turn. Until it catches up with them, that is. E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,060 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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America Was Founded Off of Stupid Decisions reviews
Congress makes a bad decision. The countries sing. Hungary recieves porn. What else is new? Pretty pointless but R&R if you don't want to be eaten by unicorns.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/23/2010 - America - Complete
That Special Day reviews
Why the countries are no longer allowed to throw birthday parties. This is dedicated to kiduchiha. R&R pleases! My first Hetalia fic so please keep the flaming to a minimum.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Japan, Hungary - Complete
The Taming of the Rogue reviews
What do you get if you space out while reading Shakespear? This! ROMYNESS. FYI I will only write their accents if it pleases me to do so. Please R&R. Might be rated M later.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Rogue, Gambit
Crazier reviews
A song-fic of Raven talking about her feelings for Beast Boy. Please R&R. Rated T because I don't like the K rating.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Miss Me? reviews
When Terra shows up at the titans front door, can Raven realize her feelings for Beast Boy before it's too late? Rated T for mild swearing. Please R&R
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,444 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
A Year to Remember reviews
This is really hard to explain. I guess it's a holiday saga showing how much can change in one year. Only read if you have patience.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Beast Boy, Raven
Leave Out All the Rest reviews
Raven, feeling as though the other Titans didn't care about her, decides to commit suicide. My first song-fic.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Drabbles reviews
Random drabbles. I was bored. Rating may change to T later. please R&R.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 12/16/2009
My Savior reviews
This is just a short poem about Raven's feeling's for Beast Boy.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Taken reviews
Jacob kidnaps Bella. Can Edward get there in time. My first story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Bella, Edward