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Author has written 16 stories for Twilight.

What is up? The sky duh!

I'm a 23 year old spazz with an addiction to coffee.

I do not have the ability to hold a conversation without cursing

perv by day, perv by night.

that's my motto



Simply Meant To Be: Bella's engagement ring- https://twitter.com/PandorasFF/status/253913742813851650/photo/1

New Stories:

#1: Serendipity https://twitter.com/PandorasFF/status/259016539565592576/photo/1/large

#2: Marley's Mother https://twitter.com/PandorasFF/status/259016764887814145/photo/1/large


My Halloween pumpkin: https://twitter.com/PandorasFF/status/263343177082208256/photo/1

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Better Than Pie by savannavansmutsmut reviews
Bella decides marriage will solve her financial problems and auctions herself off as a wife, only to be bought for an unsuspecting Edward by his meddling but well-meaning Down syndrome brother, Emmett. Hysterically all-human. Banner done by Kyndall Viscia PULLED AND PUBLISHED, available on Amazon and Create a Space under penname Rose Von Barnsley.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,237 - Reviews: 6588 - Favs: 4,237 - Follows: 3,142 - Updated: 10/7 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Auntie Bella and His Brother's Keeper by Jdifrans1 reviews
A short fic about Bella raising her nephews as her own and a sweet mechanic named Edward. Written for notthatamandas birthday.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,287 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 9/26/2015 - Complete
Wisp by Cris reviews
Edward wins more than he bargained for at what was supposed to be a friendly poker game. AH. Ysar made me my banner!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 325,802 - Reviews: 14286 - Favs: 5,971 - Follows: 6,648 - Updated: 12/9/2015 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
As Children After Play by Cris reviews
I've been reading a lot of Evil!Charlie stories here lately and thought I'd try my own. Canon pairings, Cullens are vampires. There will be smut; I like smut . Kick-ass big sister Rosalie and possessive Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 339,780 - Reviews: 2431 - Favs: 2,034 - Follows: 1,767 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Ordinary Proposal by twilover76 reviews
Bella wants to escape her small-town life and live her dreams in New York. What happens when a man almost twice her age makes her an offer she can't refuse? AH/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 163,556 - Reviews: 11059 - Favs: 8,979 - Follows: 6,774 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Isle of Dreams by savannavansmutsmut reviews
A plane crash leaves Bella stranded with a baby, a handsome but odd angry man, and his peculiar luggage on an uncharted island in the Bermuda Triangle. Will these three strangers survive? AH EXB banner by FemmeCullen Re-written, EDEN Free
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 109,699 - Reviews: 4910 - Favs: 3,587 - Follows: 1,930 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heart of Stone by coldplaywhore reviews
Edward, in an effort to make use of his ability to read minds, uses his gifts to rid the truly evil people in the world and protect the innocent. Unfortunately, he never expected her to come along and change his life so drastically. Nothing will be the same. AU Vampward. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,454 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Bella, Edward
Out of the Mouths of Babes by Edward's Eternal reviews
Dr. Edward Cullen loves his job, but lives for his daughter. When her little world explodes he will do anything to piece it back together. But could the solution also bring him the happiness he didn't realize he was missing?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 94,133 - Reviews: 9244 - Favs: 4,964 - Follows: 3,472 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Swan Lake by SydneyAlice reviews
He's a lost traveler needing a place to spend the night. She's the owner of a bed and breakfast. What could they possibly have in common? A story about taking wrong turns and reaching destinations you never imagined.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,843 - Reviews: 2581 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Life Aquatic by coldplaywhore reviews
Life happens when you least expect it, and puts you on a course that you never planned, into a future you never even imagined that you wanted. This is the story of girl meets boy, meets boy... aka, his son. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 62,984 - Reviews: 4773 - Favs: 1,680 - Follows: 1,439 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 20319 - Favs: 12,497 - Follows: 7,099 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Enough by SydneyAlice reviews
He's a high school student with nothing to lose. She's the pretty breath of fresh air that makes him smile. Will she be enough to keep him from making the biggest mistake of his existence?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,337 - Reviews: 2120 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hardcover Paranormal Romance by badjujube reviews
Edward has an issue with Bella Swan that can't be found in the employee handbook. AU, goofy. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,720 - Reviews: 2045 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 1,226 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pen Pals by wmr1601 reviews
Bella and Edward have been pen pals for years, but never met. Now, Bella's getting married, and they're meeting for the 1st time. When there's a problem the night before, who's there to pick up her pieces? Edward, of course! AH, lemons in later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 255,815 - Reviews: 1797 - Favs: 1,710 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unlock Your Heart by momma2fan reviews
Edward is head of the Cullen Family and has loved Bella from afar.When her fiance is caught cheating with his, can he get her to unlock her heart to him, or will the families enemies keep them apart. AH/M for language and lemons. Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 1637 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 1,017 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Down and Derby by kitkat681 reviews
Bell Swan is a hard ass roller derby chick. Edward Cullen is a shy and totally awkward Medical Examiner. What will happen when he needs to take care of her when no one else will? A bit of angst... a bit of drama but a TON of funny. Rated M for...you know.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 42,503 - Reviews: 2292 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 1,034 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Along The Lines Of A Mistake by Lizzard96 reviews
Edward is a 14 year old when he gets a college girl pregnant.His family is displeased and almost makes him get an adoption but with the help of Esme he keeps it.Three years later he's in high school and everything's great, except a few problems on the way
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 122,843 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Edward, Bella
Adult Book Store by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella drove past every day…curious, frustrated, repressed and longing. Secretly needing something, but too afraid to ask. Until one day, she wasn't.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,094 - Reviews: 2518 - Favs: 2,286 - Follows: 1,370 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Carnal Knowledge by amandac3 reviews
"Does age really matter when your heart is on the line? I say to hell with that." Meet Isabella Swan. New in town, new school, new friends, new boyfriend. Meet Edward Cullen. Successful architect and single father to a 17 year old boy. Sparks fly upon their first meeting. Will they be able to resist each other or will they give in to their indecent desires?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 107 - Words: 21,324 - Reviews: 3145 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On the Line by momma2fan reviews
Broken after the death of her fiance, Bella moves looking for a new start. She meets and loves again, only to be left broken once more. Can Edward teach her to love again? Is she really willing to put her heart on the line? AH. M because I'm paranoid.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
This is My Wish by ericastwilight reviews
Dear Wishes for You, My name is Riley Biers and I'm nine years old. Soon, very soon I'll leave behind my mom because I have terminal cancer. I write to you today and this is my wish... Rated M for language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 119,652 - Reviews: 4976 - Favs: 3,567 - Follows: 2,257 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Give Me A Little Trust by An End Has A Start reviews
Edward wants one thing: a baby. The problem: he’s infertile. Will he ever get to be the father he’s dreamed of being? All Human. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,297 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 1,488 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Edward, Bella
Thump by chartwilightmom reviews
AU OCC A drabble involving one vampire, one human, and one heartbeat. M for mature subjects.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 9,685 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Soulmate by tinaababy reviews
Edward Masen is a single father, ex-con, and an ex drug user. He and his child move to Forks for a fresh start. Bella Swan is a straight edge, young woman. When these two people meet, the attraction is inexplicable. AH/M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 136,592 - Reviews: 2313 - Favs: 1,819 - Follows: 1,929 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Edward, Bella
Age Ain't Nothing But A Number by Kirsten19191 reviews
18-year old Bella Swan doesn't know what to do after High School. She decides not to go to college and responds to an add in the paper. A Mr. Cullen is looking for a nanny, but Bella doesn't know how gorgeous her future employer is...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,240 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Elusively Yours by GemmaH reviews
Edward Cullen has just one rule for his sex life: The moms he picks up in the schoolyard have to be involved with someone else. It's the perfect system, until he meets Bella Swan. He thought that he set the terms, apparently nobody thought to tell Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 130,955 - Reviews: 1673 - Favs: 1,767 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
And Then There's You by StewLuv reviews
A misunderstanding makes the Cullens plan a cruel prank on unpopular Isabella Swan for vengeance. But as Edward takes on the challenge of seducing Bella he quickly discovers her dark world at home. Edward must now save the girl he was supposed to break.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 220,456 - Reviews: 3274 - Favs: 5,399 - Follows: 2,135 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Out of Captivity by IdPattThat reviews
Newly divorced from his high school sweetheart, single father Edward Cullen is trying to get his life back on track. That is until, with the help of his daughter, he finds what he didn't know he was missing in an unexpected place.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,394 - Reviews: 1627 - Favs: 1,832 - Follows: 1,350 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
He's the One by CullensTwiMistress reviews
Bella meets Edward in the most unfortunate of circumstances, his own wedding. Will she ever have the chance to get to know him? AH; BxE; No cheating.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 82,714 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unplanned Perfection by littlecat358 reviews
Bella and Alice were best friends, which made Bella the only girl off limits to Alice's brother Edward. When a party the summer after graduation gets out of control, Bella's world is turned upside down. "He doesn't know. I don't want him to."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 382,594 - Reviews: 13380 - Favs: 9,407 - Follows: 4,934 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hunky Sugar Daddy by tinklove reviews
A simple question asked by a lonely Edward in hopes for the happiness he always wanted, answered by an unlucky Bella for the love she forever needed. All Human. ExB. Canon Couples. Lemons of course.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 84,047 - Reviews: 2219 - Favs: 2,020 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Married My Ex Boss by tinklove reviews
Bella is forced to go to Vegas with her sister-in-law to cheer up after a bad breakup. Edward, who is Bella’s ex-boss, has a meeting in Vegas. They meet, get drunk and end up married. She asks for divorce, he asks for 6 months. Canon-couples. Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 217,271 - Reviews: 3693 - Favs: 4,426 - Follows: 1,742 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
How You Remind Me by k8ln713 reviews
ON HIATUS At a HS grad party, Bella & Edward hooked up, Bella becoming pregnant. 11 years later, Bella sees Edward again, & he finds out that he's been a dad all along. A love neither knew the other had is rekindled & a family's put back together. AH M-lang, lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,907 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Bella, Edward
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4576 - Favs: 7,946 - Follows: 4,388 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Bigger They Are by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Confirmed bachelor and career soldier, Edward Cullen was perfectly happy with his life. Until a young punk busted his windshield. Suddenly, he finds himself drawn to a beautiful widow with a LOT of baggage- four rambunctious sons. AH/AU - COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 304,177 - Reviews: 9781 - Favs: 5,790 - Follows: 2,807 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Nineteen Canvasses by Cars1 reviews
Bella thinks she finally has it all together after a life altering accident, but when she meets Edward, a once successful artist who has lost his inspiration, everything she thought she knew changes. All Human. Rated M for a very good reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 156,753 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 1,569 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Is Not My Life by IsaKassees reviews
Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 315,889 - Reviews: 17602 - Favs: 11,003 - Follows: 4,861 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Such Great Heights by SydneyAlice reviews
Edward Cullen is in desperate need of a nanny after his wife walks out on him and their five-year-old son. Bella Swan is a teacher with no job prospects. Can she find her true place in the world while helping father and son overcome their pain? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,444 - Reviews: 9619 - Favs: 8,475 - Follows: 3,413 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Swing, Swang, Swung reviews
Two wrongs don't make a right, but immaturity can make a pretty entertaining story. Riley's aunt, Bella Swan, and Bree's dad, Edward Cullen, hit it off from the start, but their tale has only just begun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,029 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 7/20/2016 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Bella, Edward
Doctor's Orders reviews
What started out as a normal day at work, ends up in a trip to the ER, and a prescription Bella didn't see coming. Host's Choice in the Doctorward Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 274 - Published: 6/26/2014
Enchanted reviews
"And, after all, what is a lie? 'Tis but the truth in a masquerade." – Alexander Pope
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,829 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 160 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Marley's Mother reviews
Marley was a gift to me that not everyone gets. She was my life, my everything. But a letter changed things the day it came. And now it seems that Marley may not have been theirs to give, nor mine to receive..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 40,843 - Reviews: 4474 - Favs: 3,266 - Follows: 2,864 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Marley's Toy Chest reviews
Marley's Mother outtakes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Edward
Serendipity reviews
Any other person would have thrown away the busted camera but something told Edward to search for the owner B..A SW.N. E&B Drabble
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 152 - Words: 26,625 - Reviews: 3193 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The First, The Best, The Last reviews
Bella Swan celebrates her 24th birthday by stepping out of the box. What happens when she meets Edward on the other side? "You'll never look at birthday spankings the same way again." A birthday present for tinklove Will be completed today lemon, fluff and a smidge of SpankingSantaward warning
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,102 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 143 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Open At The Close reviews
A Harry Potter Halloween themed one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Southern Comfort reviews
A winter carnival and a 'friend' with 'good intentions' will help Bella and Edward finally admit that they are in love with one another. The ride is bumpy with a big helping of fluff but it's nothing they can't handle. A love story set in the south. No Angst-Canon pairings-HEA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 67,765 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Simply Meant To Be reviews
She stole his red crayon in kindergarten, fifteen years later she stole his love. He sank his teeth into her arm, later into her heart. A story of friendship, love and family. DRABBLE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 10,668 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Search For Happiness reviews
When tragedy takes her father from them, Bella's mother decides they need a fresh start in the town of Forks. What happens after Bella meets Edward,falls in love, gets pregnant? Will Bella get a happy ending or find hearbreak? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,361 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Want To Save You reviews
He's inexperienced. She's unstable. They're both in high school and facing something bigger than they've ever encountered. Love. No teen pregnancy, rape or drug abuse. Story is written entirely in EPOV. Updates every day until the end
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,299 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forever and Almost Always reviews
True love never dies.. but what happens when it walks out of your life? Edward leaves Bella knowing she has a secret she's keeping without letting her explain. When they meet up again will all be forgiven? Or is it too much to handle? Read and Review :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 70,298 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Easier To Lie reviews
Bella and Edward have been best friends since birth. Hiding their love from one another results in someone making a bad mistake. Would it be easier for them to lie about their feelings? Or let everything out in the open and see if the peices fit together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 280,219 - Reviews: 2973 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Brown Eyes and Stalkerboy reviews
"Who said I had a motive?" he asks."Why'd you ask me out, Stalkerboy?""That's simple," he shrugs turning to me. "I wanted to get into your pants."I don't think before I act. I punch the douche in his mouth. And he has the gall to look surprised.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 34,095 - Reviews: 1601 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella the Babysitter reviews
Edward never thought he'd be the sole caregiver to his godson Lucas until disaster struck leaving the baby orphaned. Bella's irresponsible and perpetually unemployed until her friend introduces the two. Will it be a success or disaster? NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,337 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 1,516 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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