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Joined 03-11-09, id: 1863572, Profile Updated: 03-18-14
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and Pride and Prejudice.

About Me

3/17/2014 update: not really active anymore on the site, but still reachable by PM/email!

Hello! I'm Alice (rewriting this entire profile 5/31/2011), and I love reading. It has been such a passion of mine since I was a little girl, and being rather lonely growing up, and even now, I find that books are often my best friends. Thus, I became rapidly sucked into the world of literature, and even writing.

Growing up, Harry Potter was such a constant companion of mine, and I was, and still am, utterly obsessed with the series (I cry sometimes thinking about how tragic it is that it's over). Thus, many of my interests lie with reading and writing Harry Potter fan fiction. I really really love fanfiction from the Marauders' Era.

Apparently, I also write Pride and Prejudice fan fiction haha. To anyone who hasn't ever read Ten Years, I must say that it started out rather rocky and ooc, especially because I did not write the first chapter with Lizzy/Darcy in mind, but rather two other characters in a short story of mine. However, I ended up adapting it into a P/P fanfiction. I don't really take myself too seriously, so the story is rather silly and fun, but I hope you will enjoy it!

As for my future plans, I think I will take a break from fanfiction to work on my other stories (non ff). I probably won't be able to stay away from fanfiction though, so don't expect me to disappear forever!

Random Info:

I eat way more chocolate than is probably good for me. I've tried to stop eating sweets but it's absolutely impossible. I'm terrible terrible grammar nazi, and I can't abide grammar errors. That is one of the biggest turnoffs of fanfiction for me. I like reading fantasy novels, but recently, I've been trying to read a lot of classics to fill up my literature chronology. I like watching crime shows and spy shows. I love dystopian novels. I love poetry that makes you shiver because it's so good. I love Batman and some children's books (Narnia, Series of Unfortunate Events). I listen to pretty kickass music, mostly alternative, rock, some indie, accoustic, not a lot of pop. I love musicals, and my favorite is Les Mis. I really enjoyed The Count of Monte Cristo, even though it's an enormously long story. I am off-beat and like to make things awkward.

If you harbor any deep desires to know more, please PM me!

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 32132 - Favs: 19,004 - Follows: 15,575 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Six Months Later by HelenSES reviews
This is what I think happened to Scarlett and Rhett. I have set the story in March 1874 - six months after Melly has died and Rhett has left Scarlett. Scarlett is trying to carve out a new life for herself in Atlanta when Rhett suddenly reappears. NOW COMPLETE
Gone with the Wind - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 262,940 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Scarlett O., Rhett B. - Complete
Twilight in a Nutshell by Mits reviews
Parody summary of the Twilight Series.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Complete
Twenty Months by Dee12 reviews
Today was the day Fitzwilliam Marcus Darcy would reclaim his sense of propriety, snap out of this funk, and bring pride back to the Darcy name. And then a pregnant girl decided it would be a very good idea to stop by and ruin his life.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 88,208 - Reviews: 2267 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
Scribblings of a Red Head and a Quidditch Captain by CasablancaInTheTardis reviews
Lily James: Harry finds his parents' old diaries and notes from school. He reads them and discovers how the Head Girl and Boy finally got together. Includes Remus/OC and Sirius/OC. Halloween balls, nightmares, secrets, Voldemort and true love, of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 303,476 - Reviews: 1358 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A November Romance by em38 reviews
Planning a wedding is stressful—especially for Lily. James comes to distract her and they end up delving deep into their relationship and plans for the future. Lots of fluff but sad, too. The ultimate autumn romance. Please R/R! James/Lily oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Always With You by leavesfallingup reviews
Kyoko is asked to do a commercial drama along with Tsuruga Ren. As their popularity increases so does the chance that their secrets will be revealed.
Skip Beat! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 61,424 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Incensed By ‘Incest’ by em38 reviews
Lily’s been planning the winter ball for ages but when it comes to the day, she ends up going with...her cousin? Where’s the knight-in-shining armor that Lily was supposed to have as her date? L/J fluff at end. Rated T just in case. Please R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,390 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Pity You Broke Your Promise by em38 reviews
Remus’ first and only other love interest appears anonymously at his funeral. What does she feel? Why didn’t their relationship work out? Please R&R! Flames welcome…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Remus L., OC - Complete
Bra Shopping: From A to D by em38 reviews
Lily and Alice’s bras are too small so they set out on a quest through Diagon alley to find a lingerie shop. What strangers and dangers do they discover along the way? Please R&R...flames welcome. Rated T just in case
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Complete
we're spinning again and again and again by Agent of the Apothecary reviews
Modern AU, the growth of Georgiana Darcy. // “It’s like home,” she says, “only a home that’s changed after you’ve returned. It’s like coming home to something that isn’t what it used to be.”
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Complete
Edward Cullen meets Batman by Van Wolfe reviews
During his rebellious days while he hunted criminals, Edward meets The Dark Knight himself. One shot.
Crossover - Batman & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Edward
The Godric's Project by o.O.o.Maraudette.o.O.o reviews
Peter is the epitome of evil, right? Ultimate bad guy? No. Thru the years, all he was trying to do was save little, baby Harry. Edited according to suggestions; includes Sirius's stint in Azkaban. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Peter P., Harry P. - Complete
Jane Eyre, the Facebook edition by writergal85 reviews
An exercise in extreme summarization.
Jane Eyre - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Complete
Leaky Memories by o.O.o.Maraudette.o.O.o reviews
Tom the bartender wasn't always just a wallflower. In fact, he saw most of what others overlooked when it came to Lily, James, Sirius and Remus. The significance of the first words he told Harry - "Welcome back" - has never been so clear.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Edward meets Sherlock Holmes by Van Wolfe reviews
Why did Edward stop hunting criminals? During those brief ten years, he was just like a superhero...So why? Because he met someone. A man named Sherlock Holmes.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Sherlock Holmes, Edward - Complete
CPR by em38 reviews
James tricked Lily into giving him CPR. What happens when they end up in detention together? James/Lily! Please Read and Review! All comments appreciated! Rating to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
Me Too by serindraxx reviews
James paused, looking at her. It was the first time she had told him that and he felt bad as he said, “Me too.” R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/15/2008 - James P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
By Touch by Zayz reviews
LJ. "He touched me once and I recoiled...he touches me now and I can't exist without it." R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,862 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/1/2008 - James P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
One Really Tough Question by zipple reviews
Lily has a question.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Lily Luna P., Ginny W. - Complete
Drool by Jules713 reviews
Sirius, the expert on getting ladies, gives baby Harry a chat on how to be a proper gentleman. Godfather and godson bonding ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Broom Closet Getaway For Two by joannarose18 reviews
One-shot. Lily and James are stuck in a broom closet together. Will she hex James into oblivion, or will he finally get the girl of his dreams? Added to the millions of trillions already out there. Reviews would be awesome :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/14/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
But I Do Love You by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
L/J. The darkness makes this easier to say, the cadence of his heartbeat lulling me into a relative safety, and it rolls off my tongue like the most powerful kind of magic. "I love you."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Be Back Soon by Lils reviews
The relationship of Remus and Tonks told through a series of post-it notes. One shot. Written for rt challenge on livejournal.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The proposement by HP-words.of.wisdom reviews
A oneshot of how James proposed to Lily. I might do another chapter of the wedding.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Forgive by Rathloriel reviews
A fifth small, intimate interlude between Elizabeth and Darcy. Darcy consoles his grieving wife but manages to make things worse.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Complete
For The Better by tasha27 reviews
At the end of sixth year Lily yelled at James and told him to grow up. It is now the beginning of seventh year and James has changed for the better...but does everyone think so? Lily and James ONESHOT. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Cameo images by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
We don't remember days, we remember moments. A series of James and Lily drabbles. Part 16, a missing scene from Deathly Hallows. The story of how the vase from Petunia was broken.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,787 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 6/12/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Only Thing I Can Do is Fingerpaint by EmeraldEyez1728 reviews
They say that art is the soul's way of expressing itself. But Lily's muse had sufficiently abandoned her and she was in need of serious expression. [LJ ONESHOT]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,891 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/20/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Last Chapter: Back to the Burrow by Kiara Avalon reviews
The last unwritten chapter of Deathly Hallows. Certainly not as good as J.K. Rowling would have written it, but a softer ending all the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,822 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Complete
A love fulfilled by FallenAngel42 reviews
Snape and Hermione finally have a magical moment
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Love at first sight by MotleyKrew reviews
Just another Hermione Snape love story
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Smile for Me, James Potter by EmeraldEyez1728 reviews
Lily loved James' smiles, but he always smiled differently when he was around her. A short n sweet LilyJames oneshot for Valentine's Day
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Directors Cut by Hartabound reviews
Modern P&P. Elizabeth Bennet and Fitzwilliam Darcy are actors working on a 19th Century film adaption, suffice to say all does not go according to plan!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,768 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Complete
Bring me that Horizon by Orwhatwehave reviews
Crossover between HP and POTC. I was bored, don't ask. Fun and light, and most of all, short!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Kiss Booth by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
After being disowned by his parents, Sirius needs money to pay for his flying motorbike and ropes in James, the prettiest Marauder apparently, to help him in his genius plan to rake in the galleons. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 60 - Published: 9/8/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Starting anew by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
A one shot in which James is rejected yet again, but somehow lands himself dancing with Lily Evans and nearly killing her with a hipshake [not to be confused with a milkshake].
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/14/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Last Petal by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
A one shot in which a downtrodden, messy haired gentleman asks the question whether a certain red head loves him or not, absurdly from the sheer truth of the last plucked flower petal. JamesLily, inevitable fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/6/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Kidnapped from the library by James Potter, Lily Evans is put in front of the Mirror of Erised and asked one simple question: what desire does she see in the reflection? One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 83 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Klutz by cellorocksmyworld reviews
One woman discovers Batman's secret in a rather unique way... NOW A TWO PARTER!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Complete
Exceedingly Diverted by Jaina Kenobi reviews
Mr. Darcy is away on business, and Elizabeth and Georgiana are trapped inside due to the rain. They must find a way to amuse themselves... though perhaps this wasn't quite the best way to do so.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Complete
Dangerous Curves by phatbasset reviews
Elizabeth Bennet comes to town after a long absence. From their initial meeting on, William Darcy finds her more and more mysterious. Will Elizabeth be able to do what she has come to without alerting William to her real intentions? Chapter 9 now fixed
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,728 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/14/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
Vader's Personal Secretary by Rostand reviews
She's ruthless, efficient, stylish, evil - she's Darth Vader's personal secretary.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Darth Vader
One Miz, Two Miz, Red Miz, Blue Miz by Jehan's Muse reviews
Les Mis in rhyme. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/3/2002
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Ten Years reviews
What would happen if Lizzy had been forced to be Darcy's girlfriend? Even more interesting, what would happen if 10 years after they broke up, he suddenly shows up at her door? Lizzy/Darcy! Please read and review! Modern P/P
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 109,137 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Complete
Lost Time and Broken Hearts reviews
ON HIATUS. Sorry! But I just don't have the motivation to work on this. Check out my P/P fanfic! The story of Lily Evans--how did she become who she was? Most importantly, how did she get together with James Potter? Mostly LJ, but other elements too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,372 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P.
March On, Brave Soldiers reviews
An epic poem written in the style of the Aeneid about the Seven Harry's. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
Absolved, Resolved, and Dissolved reviews
Albus finds the Resurrection Stone in the forest. He raises Snape and his grandparents from the dead. They all talk of old times, and forgive each other. Oneshot. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Albus S. P., Severus S. - Complete
And Thus, Hope Is Born reviews
Lily is pregnant... and WHAT! SIRIUS USED TO BE IN LOVE WITH LILY? Find out all the details by reading this oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P.