Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
The name's Yuki and read,writing,drawing,playing my clarinet,learning to play my guitar,watching anime,and just being plain 'weird' is my game.
Favorite Music: Linkin Park, My Chemical Romance, Fall out Boy, Panic at the Disco, Trapt, Three Days Grace, 3 Doors Down, Just anything that's rock, punk a little bit of scremo, tecno, and alot of alternitive.
Bring your self to higher places people. Life Starts Now. Three Days Grace new album coming out September 22, 2009. And I hope all you die heart fans of TDG hear their news single Break and saw the music video. Because I sure as hell did and loved it.
It's Out people!! Buy Your Copy and Start Life Now!!
Dear all Team Jacob,
P.S-Team Edward Forever!!
P.S.S-I DO NOT THINK TEAM SWITZERLAND IS A OFFICIAL TEAM,NOR DO I SEE MY SELF CHANGING MY OPTION ABOUT THIS
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
Why my sister thinks I'm crazy:
I was reading a great fan fiction when a preview came on downstairs. It was a Linkin Park song. So I ran downstairs ad yelled at my sister" My Linkin Park senses are tingling."
Copying and Pasting is too fun
Don’t tell me the sky's the limit when people have set foot on the moon.
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. (People say I'm a bookworm, but I don't get it)
93 percent of teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the seven percent that would ask "what was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Ivander Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, down.with.jacob, bibliocrazed, YukiBrown,
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of all the characters in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of actually doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binder with doodles/love notes/ confessions of love/ any other Twilight related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you are at just by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out all the Twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you have a folder in your backpack full of pictures (drawn and computer generated) for the Twilight series, and have all the playlist songs on your iPod. Crazy is when you walk into a store, walk around in duckie robes that are sold there, and take pictures of you and your friends doing crazy things (wearing cat beds on you head or kissing garden statues of frogs) until closing time. Crazy is when you have a conversation with yourself and blame it on your imagnary friend (He's real I tell you!). If you're crazy, copy this into your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, C&P this into your pro.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Ambercrombie and Fitch told them it's not cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"
If you are so obsessed with Twilight it is NOT even funny anymore, C&P
If you ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, C&P
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, C&P
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfiction, copy this into your pro
If people think you are mentally insane...copy this into your profile
If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your pro
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, C&P
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P!
If you've ever walked into a doorway you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile
My best friend is insane; if you agree or have an insane friend, copy and paste this on your pro.
If you think the kids should just stop chasing Lucky and leave the freakin' leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste!
If you have a problem with counselors, copy and paste!!
If you hear the voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste.
If you think everyone's out of their minds (including yourself...but that's a given), copy and paste this to your profile
If you love rain, copy and paste.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste.
If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy, copy this into your profile (Me: I was reading)
If you are a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is plotting world domination,copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are part of the 2 percent who hasn't and likes bageals, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste into your pro
If you've ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have a really long profile, C&P this to make it even longer. (hehehe)
If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, C&P
If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that when you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...C&P
Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree C&P!! (Me: Makes me think of MR...)
If you have your own little world, C&P
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste (me: in other words, if you are actually taking the time to read all this...)
We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass.
It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?
If you've had at least 2 friends move away from you...copy and paste.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip and slide.
I agree with the dictionary; girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're realy going at one thing, staying strong.
If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste.
If you get good grades and still know nothing, C&P this into your profile
If you've met your non-blood related twin, personality or resemblance, copy and paste this.
If you've ever read past two in the morning, C&P
If you are called 'weird' at least five times a day, post this into your profile.
Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and you LOSE that it's weird. If you DISAGREE completely with this statement and find it happening on a regular basis, copy ans paste this into your profile.
If you have ever ran into a mirror, C&P
If you have ever run into a tree, C&P
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you went to sleep around 2am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, C&P
If you ever tripped where there was a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste
If you ever fell off a chair backwards, copy and paste this. (me: I've even fallen off a bench at the library...that hurt!!)
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area, put this in your profile.
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for a couple of scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this into your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
If you have ever gone to edit your profile, saw all these cut and paste things, and thought "DAMN! That is a lot of crap!" copy and paste this into your profile.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez!
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.
Music is love in search of word.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
Come join the dark side
If at first you don't suceed, don't try skydiving.
Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else
Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real.
I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.
My favorite word is sarcasm.
Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have
There are 3 reasons to go through the day: Coffee in the morning, friends in the afternoon, and a good book for the rest of the day.
Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.
I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me
Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.
Boys that make you cry aren't worth crying over; boys that are worth crying over won't make you cry.
Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.
Boys are like lava lamps, pretty to look at, but not very bright.
Save the Earth, it's the only planet with chocolate.
Don't worry Pluto, I'm not a planet either.
God created boys before girls, because you make to rough draft before you create a masterpiece!
NO ENTRY! Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
If for no reason, you've laughed during a part of a movie or show that wasn't during a normally funny part, put this in your profile.
If you've ever seen a movie or so many times you can quote it word for word and you do at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote; put this in your profile.
If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.
A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to deck 'em, put this in your profile.(Me: Also then and then... DRIVES ME INSANE!)
If you can smell trouble a mile away and still walk straight into it, put this in your profile.
If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.
If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on the table and/or hit your head on a shelf for no reason, put this in your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to slap yourself/someone else, put this on your profile.
If you are obsessed with FanFiction, put this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
If you've hit teenage years and are tending to be a bit rebellious...Well, girl(or boy), copy this into your profile. WANNA-BE REBELS, UNITE!
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.
If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
My fanfic is up read it.
Independent Living: Junior Year Links:
Bella's 2007 Ford Shelby GT500:Rosalie's 2008 BMW M6 Convertible: Bella's Road Trip Outfit: Rosalie' Road trip Outfit:
Wine Recommendation:Edward's Surf Board:
Bella's Moving into Dorms Outfit:
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