Author has written 41 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Greek Mythology, Avatar: Last Airbender, Star Wars, Fruits Basket, Naruto, Final Fantasy VII, Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock, Lord of the Flies, Misc. Movies, Doctor Who, StarTrek: The Original Series, Supernatural, and Fatal Frame.
Ello, my darlings.
I am not just a nerd. I'm the nerd.
Oh, yes. Be afraid. Be terrified.
My current nerdlings are Doctor Who and Star Trek. Also, BBC's Sherlock. Because the modern Sherlock Holmes is so bloody awesome it has its own Era of the Obsessed.
Also! SupernaturalSupernaturalSupernatural. Wincest's my name, fic's my game, people.
I have still got a median stature of five feet four inches for my fourteen years of age. I've got 20's style wavy brown hair of a nondescript shade, blue eyes, and pale skin.
Jessica's my fantastically lovely girlfriend, who has recently been upgraded to that status via MetroCon (AKA, June 18, 2011). She's pansexual, agnostic, Cuban, and entirely too talented for her own good.
Call me White, or Emma, or Emmy. Or even Miss Emma Ann.
Live long and prosper. \\_//
May the Force be with you.
"What in the name of everything is on your head?!" "It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool." -River Song and Eleven
"...it's really a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff." -Ten
"Are you asking me out on a date?" -Simm!Master, to Ten
"I'm here." -clutches at his phone- "Doctor?" "Master." "Oh, I like it when you use my name!" -Ten and Simm!Master
"Oh, you... public menace!" -Simm!Master
"A cosmos without the Doctor scarcely bears thinking about." -Ainley!Master (That's right, Master-- show Five your undying love.)
"I need the Doctor's body!" -Roberts!Master (I do, too, Master. You don't see me taking over an American's body to get it.)
"You are my life!" -Roberts!Master
"Oh, yes... Yes! These shoes! They fit perfectly!" -dances around on the sidewalk- -Eight (Eight, I just... I love you.)
"Like Alice, I try to believe at least three impossible things before breakfast." -Five
"I like sad. It's happy for deep people." -Sally Sparrow (from the episode Blink)
"Wha-- I'm in shock! Look at me, I've got a blanket!" -Sherlock Holmes
"But what about breakfast?" "You just had breakfast." "But what about second breakfast?" --Pippin and Aragorn
"Merry? Merry it's me. It's Pippin." "I knew you'd find me..." "Yes!" "Are you going to leave me?" "No, Merry. I'm going to look after you." -Pippin and Merry (So. Fracking. Cute.)
"Please, Bishop, no long words. All I need here is money." -King Henry II (Becket)
"Mi amour, may I come back tonight?" "Yes. No. I don't know! I'm think of priests now, go away!" -Random French Girl and King Henry II
"...I'm suddenly very intelligent... I'm subtle. I'm very profound. I'm so profound it's making my head spin!" -Henry
“Henry. For all good’s sake, do as you will for England, not for love of this poor old man.” "Love? Love?! A moment ago it was hate! And what gives you the right, madam, to meddle in my loves and hates?" "You have an obsession about him which is unhealthy and unnatural. And now that he no longer gives you comfort--" "Gott..." "If Thomas Becket were a faithless woman you’d behave no differently. Sweet love, you tear him out of your heart! Oh, if I were a man." "Thank gott, Madam, he gave you breasts!" -Henry and his mum.
(For Spirky quotes? Get a copy of the script of every episode, ever. And the movies.
...there you go.)
(The asterisk * means I don't like this couple anymore, but I'm keeping it on here for references.)
Yuffie and Vincent
(Nyehh. This is realy just a relic from Ye Olde days when I liked FF7.)
Kakashi and Sakura*
(I like teacher/student relationships... XD In manga, mind you, not real life. And when it's Badass!Sakura, she kinda goes with Kakashi.)
Itachi and Sakura*
(Neh. There are some really interesting plots for this couple, if you can believe it.)
Itachi and Sakura and Sasuke*
(...It's hot. XD Yeah, that's about the only reason.)
Itachi and Sasuke
(Uchihacest! I have a shirt with these two on it, y'know. Sasuke's being all angstyemogrr and Itachi's just arrogant. I'm so tempted to write 'Uchihacest' in the Uchiwa on the back.)
Obi-Wan and Anakin
(Got into this one a long while ago... I love the TPM non-slash when Ani's a wee lad, but I also enjoy AU ROTS slash. Maybe even AOTC slash.)
Han and Leia*
(Canon, canon, canon... But they're great together, personality-wise, as well as being the only non-incestuous couple in the movies. Aside from Padme and Anakin, which just ticks me off...)
Han and Luke
(I've gone too far. Mien gott, I've actually managed to go too far in my 'shipping. I rewatched Star Wars and these two just stabbed me in the gut with bromance... And then there was fic. Much fic. No, actually, not that much fic. Too many bloody Han/Leia 'shippers.
Sai and Sasuke*
(A surprisingly rare, but incredibly sexy, pairing. I'd totally be all over it if there were more fanfics about it. -goes off to write one-)
Sai and Sakura*
(Stumbled upon it on my quest for SaiSasu. It's not too bad, but it gets old after a while...)
Ichigo and Rukia*
(DEFINITELY canon. I really adore them together; Ichigo really needs a girl who can stand up to him, and occasionally literally beat the sense into them. I'll go apeshit if Kubo-sensei doesn't pair them together at the end.)
Sasuke and Naruto
(Eheh. I've finally joined the army of SasuNaru fans against NaruSasu. I should watch part I over again, cause that's where most of the SasuNaru hints are XD)
Ino and Sakura*
(Yay! Yuri! *only reason*)
Holmes and Watson
(I cracked open Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes awhile ago and loved it, remembered when my mother said she always thought Sherlock was gay, re-watched the 2009 movie, and concluded that Holmes and Watson were great together and should be a couple. I mean, dude. Watson's Holmes's only friend for seventeen years. Seventeen FREAKIN' years. And you can say all you want about Watson marrying Mary, but I think they were just good friends pressured by society to marry when Watson actually loved Holmes. I think I squealed aloud when I Wiki'd Sherlock Holmes ((cause I'm that kinda nerd)) and spoiled the ending of "The Three Garridebs", where some villian shoots Watson and Holmes gets all protective of him. So... I love Shwatsonlock.)
Sherlock and John
(From BBC, of course. You know it counts! Mother and I watched all three episodes of Sherlock a little while ago, and I think I died from the manlove that clogged my arteries and gave me a heart attack. I mean, in A Study in Pink that scene at Angelo's-- the whole, "Is he gay or isn't he?"-- was absolutely hilarious. Even more so when one considers the fact neither of them really answered.)
James Kirk and Spock
(It's canon. Canon. Canon. Canon. CANON! :D Seriously, as I watch TOS I find I can map out when Spock realized he loved Jim, and when Jim realized he had a mancrush on Spock ((love comes later)). I find occasion to squeal at every single episode. AND! I am able to pinpoint the exact moment Kink was born. Go watch the show yourself; its birth just jumps off the screen and attacks you. And then the movies-- Oh, Vulcan, the movies. The sickbay scene in The Motion Picture; the radiation bay scene in Wrath of Khan; the happy reunion in Search for Spock. The gay fucking whales in The Voyage Home-- and Spock's manty flash! Not to mention the gay fucking camping at the beginning and end of The Final Frontier; the, "Please, Captain. Not in front of the Klingons," scene; the scene where Sybok rids Spock of his pain revolving around their father's rejection and stays by Kirk, which basically says he knows his place in the universe is with Kirk; and the end where Kirk appears to refer to Spock as a 'brother', which is undoubtedly a play on the triple meanings of t'hy'la-- I'll stop now. Because if I go on to how totally married they were in IV, V, and VI I'll be typing an essay. I might as well do...)
McCoy and Kirk
(I'm-- so-- sorry-- but I couldn't help myself! I tried to resist, I really did, but the dreams kept on coming back... So, I give to you, my admittance to the possibility of BonesnoticingKirkandSpock'sromanceandgettingreallyjealousofSpocksinceKirk'shisbestfriend,dammit. This also may have been propelled by my being McCoy in my and my friend's Star Trek roleplay. And the 2009 movie, which raises the question of them bunking together at the Academy. And answers the question of McCoy's animosity towards Spock until his character-death. And why he put up with Jim for so long.)
Kirk, Spock, and McCoy
(Ffff~ McSpirk. Oh, the joys of having a Holy Trio. It's also conducive to the aforementioned theory of jealous!Bones, except with a bit of Spones. Me no like Spones. However, McSpirk...)
Hikaru Sulu and Pavel Chekov
(I love Chekov! He's my favorite not-major-but-still-really-important character in TOS. And him and Sulu... It's just fun to imagine. Heh. Also, the accent is so freaking adorable! "Nuclear wessels" for ze vin! Not to mention a, er, telling detail I noticed whilst watching The Final Frontier-- in the beginning when Uhura's calling the Holy Trio to tell them their shore leave's been cut short, she calls Sulu and Chekov first. They're camping. Sulu and Chekov. In the wilderness. Alone. Together. With, I might add, one tent tucked under Sulu's elbow. Excuse me while my brain explodes at the obvious implications affirmed by logical deduction using these facts. Not to mention the actors apparently had to share a dressing room and script between the two of them.)
Germany(Ludwig) and Italy(Feliciano)
(From Axis Powers: Hetalia. Totally canon, but rightly so.)
England(Arthur) and America(Alfred)
(XD It makes for good romance/comedy fics, and it's just fun. Especially with that 'America Cleans Out His Broomcloset' thing.)
Prussia and Austria
(Even more rivalry! I've recently gotten into it only because in the Hetalia roleplay my friends and I partake in, Prussia and Austria married, had a ton of Gilbabies, adopted South Italy from a dog kennel, and divorced after Prussia ate Austria's soul. Isn't it just romantic? They then slept together, remarried, and had 40,008 children ((and counting)), 20,000 of which are named Spock.)
Prussia, Austria, and Germany
(Yay, Germancest! This pairing's just for fun, really. Naughty, naughty fun...)
Holy Roman Empire and Chibitalia
(D'awwh, it's so bloody cute...!)
Frodo and Sam
(From Lord of the Rings, of course. Do I even need to explain? It's so... out there. Especially in Return of the King when the spiderwebs were unwrapped and Frodo was naked...)
Merry and Pippin
(Pip's actually my favorite character, and he and Merry together is just so cute to imagine... Cousins? What cousins? Heh. What's that called, cous-cest? Not to mention everyone in the Shire is everyone else's cousin, so it's pretty hard not to marry them. They're joined at the hip the entire time and when they're separated it's this huge, dramatic, heart-breaking thing. Why? Because they're freaking married. Amongst other things.)
Aragorn and Legolas
(You should have seen this one coming. Like with Frodo and Sam, I really don't need to explain... Arwen? Who's Arwen? Can't she just go off into the sunset with Eowyn and call it a pairing?)
House and Wilson
(Holmes and Watson are the framework for these two, so of course they'd be perfectly slashed! Not to mention they're wonderful with their own unique character quirks. And, I love House. He's such an asshole it's almost endearing. :D)
Caspian and Edmund
(Yes. It's Narnia. XD My Bulgarian wife ((Blueberry Absinth)) got me into this couple of weeks ago, and it's absolutely spectacular. If obscure. T_T Why does no one write for the good couples?!)
The Doctor and the Master
(From Doctor Who. Oh, Rassilon, how slashy these two are... Especially Tenth!Doctor and Simm!Master. A love/hate relationship if there ever was one, and a beautiful one at that. I mean, c'mon. They have a chair of bondage! And the whole 'Come be my companion and we can ride into the Gallifreyan sunset together!' spiel Ten makes in LotTL and EoT. Then there's Five and Ainley!Master... Five being the adorably clever regeneration he is, and Ainley!Master being so pretty, and such a flirt. Have you seen their eyesex? At the most inappropriate moments, like BURNING HIM TO DEATH? Speaking of flirting, Three/Delgado!Master: Hot. Damn. The flirting. Two words: Sea Devils. Three words: Mind of Evil. ADKKSGKGNMKDbondagechairwhat? Don't even get me started on the Academy Days with Theta Sigma and Koschei.)
The Eleventh Doctor and Amy
(cringes I know-- it's a crime to pair a Doctor with his mandatory ginger companion, but I couldn't help myself. I think my resolve broke when she tried seducing him. And since this Doctor has no Master-- although I really want them to revive the Master as Benedict Cumberbatch, mm-- who else am I going to pair him with? River?)
Jack Harkness and Ianto Jones
(Yes, Torchwood. Hot damn-- I've only seen a third of season one and the last third of season three, and I'm already rabid about these two. Especially Mummy!Ianto mpreg fics, for some weird reason... Anyhow, yes, I know Ianto-- sob-- dies and Alphonse or Alfrawn-see, or whatever his name is, is Ianto's replacement of sorts. BUT I DENY IT ALL. Ianto's just so cute-but-badass, and he manages to soften Jack's character so much. And the kiss scenes. Dear Rassilon, the kiss scenes. *-*)
Jack and Ralph
(What is it this toppers named Jack these days? Anyhow, this is from circa-1950s Lord of the Flies by William Golding. If you haven't read it, go. Read. It. Now. On a slashy note, I adore ((and somewhat fear)) Jack's position as Ralph's second-- a position he takes almost immediately after the boys are gathered-- and then mutates it into... something primitive-ish ((no spoilers here)). And the bickering. The adorable, oh-so-telling martial bitching these two partake in is just gold. And how every notable character including Jack admits to Ralph, Jack can't hurt him. To quote Piggy ((somewhat loosely)), "He can't hurt you. He hates you too, but he can't hurt you. And what does he do when he wants to? He hurts the thing next to you-- me." -swoon- I won't even mention how Ralph checks out Jack's thighs when they first meet... "You rub two sticks." Fffff~)
King Henry II and Thomas Becket
(What's this? A real life couple? Yes, it is. No, seriously. The actual King Henry II and Thomas Becket. Their case isn't really helped by the 60s movie (which I happen to be watching as I type this) and all its utter obviousness. I mean, look at the opening dialouge: "Well, here I am, Becket. Stripped and on my knees, at your foot." Asjgknbldslsknghomoeroticismwhat? And the resulting scene with Becket bathing and dressing Henry. It's just... The whole thing is squeal-worthy. Even with Becket's love interest, and Henry's various escapades. Especially with those things, because Becket's love interest is fleeting ((like, one scene)) and Henry ceases his tomfoolery half-way through the movie. And then there's the unspoken emotions in Becket's eyes. Unlike Henry, who professes his every thought with the deepest emotion, Becket remains a very quiet and almost stoic character. You've really go to look at his face to tell what's going on, and for that I applaud his actor. Also, this lovely little quote:
“A man who ate my bread. A man who I rose from nothing. A man who I loved. Yes. I loved him. I loved him. And I still do! Oh Gott… Enough! S-Stop! Stop! I can do nothing. I’m as useless as a woman. So long as he’s alive, I tremble. I shake. I’m the King, and yet I shake… *sobbing* Will no one rid me of this meddlesome priest? A priest who mocks me. And all around me, cowards, like myself. Are there no men left in England—I can’t—My heart! It’s too fast! Too fast… Too fast… Thomas…”
Yes. You did just read King Henry II having a heart attack because of the grief caused by Becket's departure after they'd just made peace. And that's not even the half of it. As I watched the movie I took the liberty of typing down in a Word document every bit of dialogue that seemed slashy to me, and I've got eight pages of the stuff. Eight. You could honestly just read what I typed and follow the storyline of the movie to a T. And this film was made in 1964? No wonder Kirk and Spock arrived just two years later.)
Two and Jamie McCrimmon
(Basically of the same rationale as Eleven and Amy-- no Master. At least, not till the War Chief shows up. Anyhow, in the meantime Two and Jamie get pretty goddamn touchy, not to mention the latter's in a bloody skir-- kilt. And it's just downright cute.)
Two and Three
(Doctorcest~ I loved these two bitching at each other in 'The Five Doctors', but it was only during 'The Three Doctors' that I realized the extent of their married-ness. Honestly, it just jumps out at you from the first moment Two appears, playing his recorder. And then Two gets Three angry, and Three gets this look in his eye he usually reserves for Delgado!Master when he does something really stupid, and-- and-- "You're supposed to help one another!" Oh, Jo. I think she blew the Time Lords' charade-- that is, everything was a lie devised simply to put Two and Three in marital therapy. And it worked. "I'll buy you ten recorders, a hundred, a thousand!" "The older, wiser me..." Seriously. The UST is delicious between these two. Not as mind-blowingly whoa as Five and Ainley!Master, but close.)
Sherlock Holmes and Mycroft Holmes
(Ah, Holmescest... This has actually replaced Sherlock/John for my OTP from that show, so it's pretty amazing. And rare. The latter of which isn't too great for a shipper, but the former is fantastic. Really, what I like about this pairing is the basic disregard for romance; neither Sherlock nor Mycroft cares much for faffing about with flowers and candy. Mycroft can pull it off, sure, but he won't enjoy it. So with the traditional aspect of fluffmance gone, we've got angst and callous disregard left [as well as a simple, open relationship] which is damn interesting for a writer. Oh, and Mycroft is a badass with a brolly for a wand. Love him~)
Harvey Specter and Mike Ross
(From USA's "Suits". They're basically the canon D/s couple, in which the D imagines the s 1) naked and 2) in drag, and the s responds 1) like the statement wasn't out of the ordinary and 2) he could pull it off. Also, "Good boy." Hnnnngh.)
Dean Winchester and Sam Winchester
(From Supernatural. I just... I can't explain their relationhip properly. Not with this character limit. I ship it because it's the purest damn thing I've ever seen, and if you can't see past the incest or even that incest isn't wrong, then you're missing out.)
STORIES IN THE FUTURE, OR UPDATES
Agoraphobe- ._. I meant to update this. I really did. But then this pretty girl named Procrastination walked over and my Muse was bewitched. They're totally getting engaged. Like, tomorrow. But don't worry, Shwatsonlock shall take over on their honeymoon!
Fun, Olympus Style- No plot. Like seriously, no. plot. Not to mention the fic's so old I'll probably have to rewrite it all to get it up to par with my newfound writing skills, and I'm way too lazy.
Dancing Partners- Shall be continued... Er... DUN DUN DUNNNNNN!...?
Drafted- Now, see, I actually planned this one out -gasp- so chances are I'll come back to it when I get in the mood.
In Between- ...
...no plans, actually, but you can expect to maybe see a Kirkian companion to 'Awash' in your inbox soon.