Rainey Dae
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Joined 03-11-09, id: 1863815, Profile Updated: 07-02-09
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, and Batman.

Here's my profile. I haven't written much yet, so I can hardly imagine why anyone would be reading this, but there you have it. Me.

If you ever see a herd of people marching in one direction and get the inexplicable urge to scream and run the opposite way, copy and paste this into your profile. Then take it down again and apologize, you filthy lemming.

Here's a little story about a story about a squirrel. I once wrote a story about a squirrel. It was long and rambling and extensive and contained far too many repeated synonyms to convey one word, and went on to describe the most inconsequential aspects in most intimate detail, and it was written in a little black notebook in gel pens that alternated color according to whichever one I happened to pick up, and the sentence structure was positively wretched because I had taken to the notion that stringing thoughts together with commas and conjunctions made things more complex and mature. Where was I? Oh yes, it was disjointed. It all went nowhere and it had no point but when I eventually realized how horrible it was and stopped writing, I had come to the important conclusion that

brevity

is

golden.

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Mysterious Thing, Time by Blueowl reviews
The future is lost, so to save it, both Harry and Dumbledore go back the moment it all began - that Halloween night. Of course, things do not go exactly as they had expected. Unspeakables, Wild Magic, Time Travel, Vampires, Bonds, Goblins. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,185 - Reviews: 1628 - Favs: 3,486 - Follows: 3,877 - Updated: 7/28/2020 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
City on Fire by Embodied Frustration reviews
Devastation, smoke curling through the air like a snake ready to strike. Endless grief and pain. The smell of death and musk of many brothels' perfumes would make you choke. It was the hell hole once known as london. No single spark of hope shone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,331 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Luna L.
Black Holes and Revelations by Xx starlight-moon xX reviews
A collection of unrelated or loosely inter-related oneshots about Azkaban, each from the POV of a different character in the Potterverse. I take requests, just be prepared to be a little patient, my inspiration is an unreliable thing sometimes . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,224 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Sirius B., Bellatrix L.
A Prison Tale by waterside reviews
An AU story for young Snape, in which Voldemort wants to kill the Longbottoms. It is my answer to the question whether Snape's return to the good side depends on chance - Voldemort's choice - or on something that sets him apart from "real" Death Eaters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,749 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 2,525 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Platform i by shewhoguards reviews
The first time Remus Lupin tried to board the Hogwarts Express, he went to Platform EightAndAQuarter by mistake.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,490 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Remus L. - Complete
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Easter Sunday
Following the events of the Long Halloween, Harvey is taught to use a six-sided die, and then a tarot deck to communicate, rather than relying on his coin.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 895 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/29/2019 - Published: 9/6/2018
Ghosts of our Fathers reviews
Hermione stays at Hogwarts over the summer and, aged by an accident with a time-turner, begins a relationship with a werewolf professor and a man turned dog.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/25/2015 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L., Severus S.
Fun With Alternate Realities reviews
A Post-Hallows AU in which things happen. It starts on chapter fifteen. There's some other stuff before that that has something to do with the title of the fic, but I can't be arsed to tell you what it is in this many characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,995 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Sirius B., Sorting Hat
Gravity and Destiny reviews
Just before an emergency change-of-adress, James Potter placed an order for a new broomstick. Nine years later the dilivery goes through, to the only "Mr. Potter" they can find.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Harry P.
Lunatix reviews
Luna and Bellatrix one-shot. They have a little revelation together in Malfoy manor, DH. Two of the craziest characters in the series, is it any surprise what you get when you put them together?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Luna L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Gospel According to Fudge reviews
I defy you to find another... HARRY POTTER X BIBLE crossover! It won't take but a minute of your time... come on. You know you want to know. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/3/2009 - C. Fudge - Complete
The Marauder's Rap reviews
I think the title is pretty self-explanitory.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
From the Dark to the Dragon reviews
Sometimes when you're a death eater, even if you win, you lose. No pairings, no slash, all cannon-complient angsty rhymes. It's sort of almost a lullaby.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Draco M. - Complete
Tommy reviews
A poem about that odd little child named Tom Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
The Sorting Hat Song reviews
The hat's seen and done some nasty stuff. Ruined some lives, altered the future of the wizarding world, and come two words away from putting Harry into Slytherin. Then Tom lit it on fire... it never did work quite right afer that. Bit of language.HatPoem.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Complete