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Joined 03-11-09, id: 1863819, Profile Updated: 08-17-09
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, +Anima, and Harry Potter.

“If being sane means that you should be thinking there's something wrong with being different... then I'd rather be completely fucking mental.” -A yaoi fangirl on DeviantART

About Ki-chan: Lolz! I'm a really random persons! COOKIES :3! Whee! Fly my magic potato FLYYYY! XDDDDD Well I'm a yaoi fangirl and I gotz lotz and lotz of favorite couplez! OMG! Elsto Lucos Menoz ZZZZZZZZ (This is not a real language XDDDD)! I LOOOOOVE Japan! YAY FOR JAPANS! But my mom ish polish and shes wants mes to learn Polish but in truths, I DON'T CARE! I'm in my own little world and I have lots and lots of ideas! I'm a good friend to peoples and I prefer friends on the Internet than real life, cuse in real life if one rumor, one bad thing, just ONE little thing is told about yous, EVERYONE ISH MEAN TO YOU FOR NO REASON! O_O I bet most peoples been there! I thirteen so mes stories aren't the best in the world . . . and my favorite anime persons of all time is TOBI (But I way prefer his real identity Uchiha, Madara who ish real leader of Akatsuki and can control the Kyuubi)! I'm in my own little world, and I sorta stand out, sometimes I'm talking random stuff like "OMG!! I JUST SAW A FLING CHEESE GRATER!! WHEEE! IIIIIIIIIII WANNA COOKIE!!" then other times I'm staring off in the distance, you can tell cuse I'm staring out the window and completely ignore EVERYTHING around me. A BUNCH OF BUILDINGS WOULD BLOW UP AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW IT! In real life, you could pass by me anyday and you would have no clue that it's me :3! That's the magic of the Internet, be what you want and don't give a (Insert random swearword here) about anything else! Wells, if you wasted your time to read this and your a single guy looking for a girl and is desperate . . . OMG!! STALKER!! STOP READING!! PLZ!! I DONWANNA STALKER T_T! If you ish a friend wondering what to get my on my birthday, MANGA, ANIME DVDS, OR VIDEOS GAMES WILL DO! And if your just wondering who mez is! Thanks for wasting a minute of your life XDDD! :3

Ki-chan's One-shot Challenge: Yay! Ki-chan put a challenge collum on mez profile :D ! Now, of course you all know my list of favorite yaoi couples at the bottom right? I'M GOING TO WRITE A ONE-SHOT FOR EVERY SINGE ONE OF THEM!! YUPP!! Now I know it might take awhile but I'm attempting to get it all done ASAP so I can update Our Road of No Return or Demoned Away. Oh and for my REALLY long stories, I'll post updates for them as well on here! Just scroll down under What Ki-chan is up to!

Ki-chan's Writer Challenge! Are you up to the test?!: Oh yes, Ki-chan has a writers challenge! You see, while I'm writing fanfics and stuff, I never have ANY time for my millions of other ideas! Though . . . I have an idea that will make a REALLY good fanfic! Have you ever seen the anime Vampire Knight? No? If not, WATCH IT! It's a good anime and you can easily find it on or Youtube! Anyway, I came up with this idea over-night that kinda reminds me of the first fanfic I EVER wrote! It was a cross-over of Vampire Knight and Naruto, and I'm planning to do the same thing here . . . ONLY WITH HARRY POTTER! There is no prize! This is only for fun, but I do plan on going to every Harry Potter master list I can find to get that fanfic posted (MEANING: MAJOR ADVRITISING!)! Peoples say I'm good at speading the word too, so it's a good talent to have! Of course . . . it takes A LOT of work, so I prefer NOT to do it for my fanfics . . . too annoying. Oh! And there are rules so listen up, and I have my reasons for EACH one of them:

1.) Main couple MUST be HP/LV or HP/TMR shash (Meaning Harry and Voldemort people!)! Why? This is my favorite couple, and I wish to see more original ideas for it! Though you are welcome to use ANY temporairy couple you wish with Harry and Volde, of course, it MUST be HP/LV in the end. Other than that, your welcomed to use HP/DM or other couples of your choice.

2.) Voldemort (Or Tom, or whatever you want to call him . . .) MUST be a vampire! Why? We need someone to take the role of the Pure-blood vampire that practically controls the night classes! Of course . . . Voldemort will be a half-vampire, though considered pure due to the power of the Salazar blood-line to prevent him from being tainted (In other words . . . prevent him become a level E vampire! If Volde was a level E . . . THE WORLD WOULD BE DOOMED!)!

3.) NO SNAKE-FACE LOOK FOR VOLDE! Go with the older version of Tom Riddle, or make up something similar (Only WITH a nose and mouth . . . HAIR TOO!) . . . Also, his eyes will change from whatever eye color you choose (Though it would be better to stick with a teal or green sorta color), into blood-red at night! Why? Because in the serise Kaname (the role Volde will be playing), is REALLY populare with the girls with both his looks and personality! Pluse, the eye changing thing is to symbolize his vampire nature!

4.) NO MAGIC! Just Vampires and their Vampire magic! HOGWARTS DOES NOT EXSIT IN THIS FANFIC! It MUST take place at Cross Academy! There is only HUMANS and VAMPIRES! If there was magic, Cross Academy would not be needed since Vampires would learn from their own clans and would only be going to schools like Durmstrang. PLUSE! Since the Vampire exsitence was discovered, that would mean the ENTIRE magic world was found! Then we'd have nuclear wars, prejudge, and raceism. Too problematice.

5.) Harry MUST be a prefect! He will be taking the role of Zero through the serise, though is rarely noticed by the group of Vampires. Easily forgotten amoung the group, while Volde focuses his attention on the character playing the role of Yuki.

6.) THE CHARACTER PLAYING THE ROLE OF YUKI COULD BE ANYONE! Though it would be better if it were someone like Bellatrix since she craved Volde's attention in Harry Potter, though it's only a sugestion! Feel free to use whoever you wish. Though since there is only one girl and one boy prefect, the person who is playing the role of Yuki WILL BE A PREFECT! This means that whoever you choose to play Yuki MUST BE A GIRL! Unless . . . you WANT to do a gender change!

7.) Harry draws Voldemort's attention away from the character playing the role of Yuki at some point. Though HOW it happens it up to you! PFFT! MAKE HARRY A VAMPIRE HUNTER AND KILL THE GIRL PREFECT FOR ALL I CARE!

8.) For the other charcters of the Night and Day classes at Cross Academy, you may use anyone you wish. PFFT! MAKE DUMBLEDORE A VAMPIRE FOR ALL I CARE (But nothing TOO unreasonable!)

9.) THERE MUST BE FANGIRL BASHING! Oh yes . . . Volde and Harry's relationship gets out in the open at some point! OH THE CHOAS THIS WILL CAUSE! Also, for all those fangirls who think it is FUNNY to have Harry raped by pissed off day and night students cuse' of the relationship, THAT IS NOT ALLOWED! If your going to use my idea, you need a little restraint! Though your welcomed to put a little rated M parts here and there. Go for it!

10.) VOLDE MUST MAKE HARRY A HALF-VAMPIRE LIKE HIMSELF AT SOME POINT! But as said before, the Salazar blood-line was so powerful, it makes the powers of Half-blood vampires pure. MEANING VOLDE IS TAKING HARRY AS HIS CONSORT ONCE HE CHANGES HIM INTO A VAMPIRE! Use the Vampire Knight plot for insparation!

Ja-ne (Bye)! Enjoy the challenge!

What Ki-chan is up to (Last Updated: July 27, 2009 at 12:55 PM Central Time):

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Why has Ki-chan screamed you ask? BAND HAS STARTED UP AGAIN O-O (DUNN DUNN DUNNNNNNN!)! And why am I screaming you ask? That means dehidration, hot days, endless marching, teachers who repeat the same thing over seventy times, vision black-outs, band teachers who won't let us take a BRAKE, and TWO HOURS of the whole pain for an ENTIRE WEEK! Oh . . . but that isn't the worst part, no, no, no. When Ki-chan is tired, Ki-chan doesn't think much . . . MEANING THE UPDATING OF MY FANFICS WON'T BE HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON! -Insert Boos here- Yes, yes, I know. My band teachers are evil! UUUUURG! So tired . . . going to take a nap . . . legs feel like jelly . . . vision . . . blacking . . . out . . . -Falls alseep-

Demoned Away fanfic updates: Okay, If your mad at me because I didn't update recently, I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND! But listen! I had a SEVEN page chapter all ready for you guys TILL MY MOM TOOK MY LABTOP AWAY AND DELETED IT! T_T all my hard work for nothing! UNFAIRRR! Now I'm so upset I won't update for awhile . . . EVIL PARENTS! Also, I've released a new fanfic, so updates won't continue until I finish The Dawn of Darkness . . . KI-CHAN SAYS SORRY! T_T

Our Road of No Return fanfic updates: Now your probably wondering why I didn't update in SOOO long! Well I was working on Demoned Away and The Dawn of Darkness as well and . . . I was thinking about sending Deidara back to his own world or not . . . yup, it was my plan to tear them apart after they fell in love so Deidara could fall in love with the Madara in his world, or otherwise known as Tobi. BUT WAIT! Don't get mad at me yet! I'm thinking of extending their time together, maybe a few chapters . . . and the truth is, I wanted to make you guys cry (I am so evil this week)! -Doges sheo being thrown- I deserved that . . . -Gets struck by lightning- That too . . . T_T

The Dawn of Darkness fanfic updates: Sorry for not posting -dodges sheo-! HEY! WHO THREW THAT?! -Glares- . . . ANYWAY, Ki-chan came up with a new fanfic idea, so Ki-chan will be working on dat one instead -Dodges water ballon- . . . People REALLY want Ki-chan to get hurt today -Glares at people-. It's called When the Demons Cry and it's based off of Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni anime! If you want to watch it go on ! VIEWER DISCRESSION IS ADVISED! Ja-ne (Bye)! -Poofs away-

When the Demons Cry fanfic updates: Yay! A new fanfic has been posted! WOOT! Ki-chan's newest fanfic is based off the anime Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni, and you can watch the show on ! :P Lily gets a preview and you all don't because I'm a cruel person! XD Pure evil! I'm planning on HarryXTom Riddle (AKA Voldemort, for all the idiots who never read the second book or watched the second movie, which I can't see WHY you didn't do in the first place.) slash later on in the fanfic . . . or in the sequel . . . ether way, THERE'S GOING TO BE YAOI! Ki-chan will not be posting the fanfic until the first chapter is up, if it already is up, GOOD! I'm probably just too lazy to update this thing (It's true . . .)! READER DISCRESSION IS ADVISED FOR FUTURE CHAPTERS OF THIS FANFIC! Ja-ne (Bye) Poofs away . . .

Ki-chan's favorite yaoi couples :3 :




ItachiXNaruto (Rarely though)

ItachiXSasuke (Rarely though)

DeidaraXTobi (DeidaraXMadara)

Hikaru No Go:


Death Note:


Junjou Romantica:


(The other two storyline couples whose names I forgot -_-')

Tsubasa Chronicles:

FaiXKuro (I used his nickname Fai gave him cuse his name is too long!)

Prince of Tennis:


Avatar the Last Airbender:


Harry Potter:

HarryXDraco (Rarely though)


Silver Diamond:


Ayame PrinceXKinri (I think I spelled Kinri right . . . I think . . .)



YugiXYami (When you search, it's Yami Y. for Yami Yugi, or Dark Yugi, since there are a bunch of different Yamis, Yami's real name is Atem.)



Samurai Jack:


Fullmetal Alchemist:

RoyXEd (One of my passtime couples!)


IchigoXRenji (Whaaat?! When Renji's hair is not tied up the mental image is just damn hot!)

Want to find the Silver Diamond and +Anima Manga?

Go to http:///silver-diamond-chapter-1.html, they have the whole serise so far! Book 4 in english comes out in April 7, 2009 in a bookstore near you (Lol it sounds like an advertisement)! The +Anime manga can be found on the same websight! NO CASH NEEDED :D

My Favorite Songs:

All Alone by Eiko Shimamiya

Dear You by Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni (KI-CHAN'S THEME SONG! :D)

Diary of Jane by Breakin Benjamin

So Cold by Breakin Benjamin

Evil Angel by Breakin Benjamin

Dance with the Devil by Breakin Benjamin

ALL the songs by Three Days Grace!

Numb by Linkin Park

What I've Done by Linkin Park

Somewhere I Belong by Linkin Park

In the End by Linkin Park

Runaway by Linkin Park

Easier to Run by Linkin Park

No Roads Left by Linkin Park

Pushing Me Away by Linkin Park

Leave Out All the Rest by Linkin Park

New Divide by Linkin Park

ALL the songs by Evanescence!

LOVE LOVE SHINE by Riyu Kosaka

Angel Falls By Dance Dance Revolution

Air Opening Theme By Air TV

Ergo Proxy Opening Theme by Egro Proxy

Akatsuki Theme by Naruto

Lights Theme by Death Note

Death Note Opening One by Death Note

Death Note Ending One by Death Note

Caramelldansen by Supergott

L's theme by Death Note

Death Note Ending 2 by Death Note

Still Doll by Vampire Knight

Vampire Knight Opening One by Vampire Knight

Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni by Eiko Shimamiya

LIFE by Yui

Deep Forest by Inuyasha

Loveless Opening 1 by Loveless

Elfen Lied Opening by Elfen Lied

Snow Kiss by D. Gray Man

Fading Away by Demon Hunter

Main Theme by Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni

Opening One by Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni

Opening Two by Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni

(These are just SO FAR, so I'm not adding anymore!)

Favorite Anime (Not in Order):

Trinty Blood


Naruto Shippuden

Vampire Knight

Death Note

Prince of Tennis

Hikaru No Go

Tsubasa Chronicle


Ergo Proxy

Junjou Romantica


Rurouni Kenshin

Samurai Champloo

Oran High School Host Club



Elfen Lied

Ugly Yet Beautiful World

Utawarerumono (I think I spelled it wrong though)

Dragon Ball

D. Gray Man

Black Cat

D.N. Angel

Wolf's Rain

Devil May Cry

Yami No Matsuei

Fullmetal Alchemest

Mirage of Blaze

Code Gease


Soul Eater

Rosario + Vampire

Fate/Stay Knight

Slam Dunk

Katekyo Hitman Reborn

Samurai Jack (CARTOON NOT AN ANIME! To find the episodes for free go on !)


(There are many more I had most likely forgotten about, but I think I got most of em, SOME ARE YAOI SO BE WARNED!!)


Cinemark popcorn! I GOT FOOD POSIONING FIVE TIMES FROM THAT CRAP (Yet I eat it anyway . . . IT'S JUST SO GOOD)! They should really get sued . . .

SPAM Messages in my inbox! LIKE HELL I'LL EARN A MILLION DOLLARS! Go bother someone else, I don't give a crap about money! As long as I have my labtop, TV, and bed, I'm happy!

RABID FANGIRLS! T-T DON'T KILL ME! . . . Please . . .

Amane Misa from the anime Death Note! GET OVER LIGHT, HE'S USING YOU DAMMIT! . . . She's a total air-head . . .

Getting the flue, food posioning, soar throat, and JUST ABOUT ALL SICKNESSES! THEIR A HELL TO DEAL WITH!

My band teachers! Their giving me a hell damn it! (I will not mention any names because on the off chance that the rumors that my band teacher is gay is true, then THIS IS FOR MY OWN SAFETY!)

Going out on a hot day! This is the one of the reasons why I hate by band teachers! MARCHING BAND?! IN 100 DEGREES! I think not!

When people get overly-detailed on the homes in a fanfic. NO OFFENCE . . . BUT IT'S REALLY ANNOYING!

Dumbledore! The manipulative bastard can go to hell for all I care!

Dumbledore's pawns . . . unless they break away from him somehow. WHY WOULD YOU DO ANYTHING FOR HIM ANYWAY?! This is just like KIRA manipulating Misa . . .

When Voldemort is TOO much of a killer! EVEN I KNOW HE WOULDN'T KILL CHILDREN PEOPLE! That's stupid and a waste of time, unless done to cause insecuritys in the light. THEY MAKE HIM A TOTAL MURDERER! It's true he is one . . . BUT STILL! Don't make him go on a killing spree to kill muggles unless to mess with the light in some way. NOTHING THE DARK LORD DOES IS POINTLESS!

Harry OC couples! . . . REALLY?! . . . I MEAN SERIOUSLY! You people are desperate! The closest you can get into dating the REAL Harry Potter is if you dated the actor himself!

Headaches . . . causes writers block . . . real pain in the ass . . .

Chilly! HOW THE HELL DO YOU PEOPLE EAT THAT STUFF?! Did you know that there are bugs attracted into that factory that makes that stuff and then the flies get caught and end up in that crap you guys eat! Think twice before you eat Chilly people. And did I mention it smells like shit?

Manga and Anime that JUST WON'T COME OUT SOON ENOUGH! I'm not a paitent person people . . .

Fanfics that have a cliff-hanger as an ending! I MEAN COMMON! If it's the end and there's no sequal, DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING!

Flamers! ALL AUTHORS HATE FLAMERS! You flame me, I flame you back! After all . . . my rule is "An Eye for an Eye!"

MOVIES LIKE TWILIGHT! Unless it's yaoi romance . . . then it's KAWAII! I've never read the book, but I heard it's WAY better than the movie. Harry Potter has more action than Twilight, and more to the story. I feel as if they rushed it in the end of the movie . . .

Nerds . . . NERDS WHO WON'T STOP TALKING ABOUT POKEMON! -Glares- Yes Matt . . . I mean YOU! DUDE! YOU EVEN GOT BRITANY SPEARS SONGS ON YOUR IPOD, POKEMON UNDERWEAR (Which I DIDN'T need to know . . .), AND TRUST ME . . . YOU HANG OUT WITH THE TWO LAMEST GUYS IN SCHOOL! -Sigh- You need help more than I DO! And I've met people in mental hospitals more sane than me!

Light Yagami! Okay . . . I liked Light at first and all . . . BUT HE REMINDS ME TOO MUCH OF DUMBLEFUCK WAYYYY TOO MUCH! I'm an offical L fan now people!

Fanfics that you have to wait for longer than a month to come out! Okay . . . don't start ranting about my updating now, I hate it just as much as the next reader! But hey! I can't help it if I have writers block!

MY BROTHER! . . . If you call him "Ki-chan's brother", I WILL HURT YOU! THAT BASTARD IS WORSE THAN DUDLEY! HE IS NO FAMILY OF MINE! . . . Maybe I'll change my name one day . . . I've never felt connected with my family, they only give me food and shealter . . . they are no family of mine.

Quotes I did this out of boredom instead of working on my fanfics! XD

"Hello, I'm Dave! I'M HERE TO BLOW UP YOUR TOWN!" -A random movie that was on TV

"An eye for an eye, my friend." -L from Death Note

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately . . . it kills all its pupils . . ." -Louis Hector Berlioz

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions . . ." -Unknown

"Someone who smiles when something goes wrong, is thinking of who to blame it on in their place . . ." -Revised quote by Robert Bloch

"I'll take a potatoe chip . . . AND EAT IT!" -Light Yagami AKA Kira from Death Note

"YAOI?! . . . With me and Harry . . . ME AND HARRY?! I've heard of this issue before, but IT IS JUST FUCKIN MENTAL!! Sigh . . . Muggles and their insane fantasys . . ." -Voldemort and his reaction to HP/LV . . . XD

"MERLINS BEARD! . . . For one, THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN! Two, YOUR ALL INSANE! And three, THAT MAN MURDERED MY PARENTS! ALL THE MORE REASON TO HATE HIM! Tell me, have ANY of these fangirls cheaked into mental insitution recently?!" -Harry Potter's recation to HP/LV yaoi

". . . You know what, Ki-chan. I've met people in mental hospitals talking to inatimate objects, eating their own fleash, and hearing voices in their head, AND THEY ARE ALL MORE SANE THAN YOU WILL EVER BE!" -Her Pratiness AKA The Jerk Named Hikari!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.):

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Okay people, I just have one thing to say: SHUT UP! Its' not true and all you racist and serotipical bastards out there need to GET OVER IT! I mean, look at me! People thing it's "funny" to taunt me! -Smirk- Wait till they discover the real me this year. After all, I'm CUNNING so I MUST be a liar! Not true in the least . . . that is, unless your my brother and BELIVE the crap I talk about. -Snickers- I remember when I got him to wear a dress . . . good times, neh?

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Jaded Eyes of a Prodigy by wickedlfairy17 reviews
DarkHarry snapped early on, follow his journey for revenge. Surprises at every turn and not everything is as it appears. His search for power will reshape the world by fire and the magical world will never know what hit them.Slash LVHP Full summery inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 216,842 - Reviews: 2137 - Favs: 5,579 - Follows: 3,511 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Living Dream, Sequel to A Dream Come True by Gadjo reviews
Newly recreated Tom must figure out how to help his best friend, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,736 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Dancing with the Devil by Ansuz reviews
Sometimes good by itself cannot defeat darkness, and sometimes it is necessary to fight evil with evil in order to save the world. Jack discovers this and more in his tenuous alliance with Aku. AkuJack Warning: violence
Samurai Jack - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,974 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 12/21/2003
Takahiro Finds Out by CheyanneChika reviews
Takahiro accidentally sees Misaki and Usagi in an alley. Then Takahiro starts seeing gay people everywhere he goes. This is essentially what would happen if I was writing the third season. COMPLETE...FINALLY
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 58,141 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Complete
Paraselenic by EmpyrealFantasy reviews
ºHPTR / HPLVº With maturity comes understanding, and Harry understands just fine. After ten years in training, Harry returns to the moment he left…with a whole new plan for himself. ºThe Light will never know what hit itº Vampire!Harry Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 221,745 - Reviews: 3976 - Favs: 7,198 - Follows: 3,441 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Through the Rabbit Hole by BananaSpice reviews
Broken. He was so broken. Completely. Try as one might he couldn't be fixed. No matter what one could think of, nothing would bring him back.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,739 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Gir, Zim - Complete
Standstill, Asphyxiating by SkeletalChild reviews
Post-epilogue. Naturally, Harry could never love the Dark Lord, but living without him has just never been an option. 19 years later, life has come to a standstill for both of them, but the Lord will have what is his, his alone. HP/LV, kinda-anti HP/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,495 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Gift of a Second Life by Silverhair Theory reviews
Sequel to Gift of a Second Chance. A new life, as the... something... of the Dark Lord. A long journey begins, in more ways than one. Harry now faces himself, whatever that may be or become. HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,408 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Young Mister L by Lord Rebecca-sama reviews
ONESHOT. When L was eleven, he gets a rather interesting letter from Hogwarts while at Wammy's House, but why did the quill writing it have trouble? SPOILER for L's real name.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Minerva M., L, Watari - Complete
Kyuuketsuki No Naku Koro Ni When The Vampires Cry by Kamryn 'Silent' Akasuna reviews
Yuuki and the Night Class are sent to Hinamizawa for a new study. They soon learn that the people in the village aren't all they seem to be. INCLUDES: CHARACTER DEATH AND VAMPIREXHIGURASHI. RATED T FOR SLIGHT BLOOD AND GORE! Dicontinued!
Crossover - Vampire Knight & Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Yuki C., Rika F.
A Ray of Light by Cyeshinni reviews
Yami keeps jumping from foster family to foster family and when he just runs away from them all he finds a ray of hope that may be the only thing that can save him. YYxY COMPLETE
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,367 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
The Darkened Path by Paulston reviews
AU. Powerful!Dark!Harry. Harry, the twin brother of the BoyWhoLived, lives in the shadows and is tired of being abused. So he decides to do something about it, and goes to Durmstrang. HP/LV/TMR Eventual Slash, thou hast been warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 113 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Harry P.
Kitty Trouble by phoenixmaiden13 reviews
Join Tom and Harry as they go through the pains of pregnancy. Tantrums, weird food, and mysteries ensue. Sequel to Kitty Love. M/M - TRHP - MPREG - OOC - (DO NOT COPY TO ANOTHER SITE)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,930 - Reviews: 1436 - Favs: 3,196 - Follows: 1,387 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Storybook Symphony by Silver Simplicity reviews
L is a famous author living at a university that Light just happens to attend. When L saves Light from a hoard of girls and wants something in return, what will happen between them?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,788 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Grand Spectrum by DarthAnimus reviews
Zuko thinks about the philosophy of the elements and comes into more than one realization. Slash: Zukaang
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
For The Best by AnnanInTheSky reviews
Oneshot. The ends justified the means.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Lady Fate by IAmABookDragon reviews
Discontinued. When Harry Potter and the Dursleys move to Japan it changes any and all plans Lady Fate had for him. Warnings: SlashYaoi, KKHP, AbusedHarry, Manip.Dumbles, DumblesBashing, Vampire Knights xover, implied rape. Full summary inside. Adopted by jeffyboo15.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,854 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 1,097 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 4/4/2008 - [Harry P., Kaname K.] - Complete
Sinfonia di Assassinio by Li the Twilight Knight reviews
AU, Italian for "Symphony of Murder". World-class pianist Light Yagami never really liked other people, until he met a man named Ryuuzaki. Now, with murders occurring a little too close for comfort, can they make it through alive? LightxL.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 63,211 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Bitter Sweet Candy by Black Bunny Factory reviews
The Dark Lord does not kill Harry, but choses to have him raised by a Death Eater. The Light is in for a rude awakening. But yet maybe the child can still be saved from Darkness, he is after all a Light wizard by origin. AU LV/HP Dark HarryPowerful Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,391 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Cinderella by Natoya reviews
Yugi is a servant in his own home, bossed around by his evil stepmother and stepsisters. Atem is a prince looking for true love. When these two meet by chance, Atem will do whatever it takes to hold onto the mysterious boy who captured his heart.YYXY yaoi
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,843 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
Ouch! by Shounen-Ai reviews
Cooro continuously keeps getting injured in some way. Luckily for him, Senri is there to help! Slight SenCoo
+Anima - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Cooro, Senri - Complete
Why 'Obliviate' Was Created by seventhSINwrath reviews
Nymphadora Tonks cooks...people run for the hills screaming, babies cry, Voldemort clings to his Harry Potter doll for protection, and Harry Potter cowers in fear. Warning:Slash. Crack. Not to be taken Sirius-Ly! Voldemort/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Questions&Answers by Shounen-Ai reviews
..."Hey Senri! Let's play a game!" Senri looked to Cooro with a questioning expression. Cooro gave Senri his usual smile and turned fully towards him. "I will ask you some questions and you will answer, kay?" Slight SenCoo
+Anima - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Cooro, Senri - Complete
The prince's pauper by IShouldChangeThis reviews
Light is an egotistical prince that believes himself the smartest of his kingdom. He is forced to marry Misa and one day decides to escape the castle by taking a day to look around the Kingdom's Marketplace, there he meets L. More detailed summery inside
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,922 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Nightmare Before Christmas by Hikari-and-Yami reviews
Yami, the pumpkin king, cant figure out whats missing even with the sudden arrival of Yugi and now that Yami has stumbled upon Christmas Town, he thinks that he's found his answer. He doesnt realize that everything he wanted was right in front of him. YYY
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,790 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
Your scent by bookchic23 reviews
Written as a challenge from Tierfal to write a drabble without using the word "and". LightxL.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Internet Was Meant For Yaoi by Shounen-Ai reviews
A chatroom plus our favorite ninjas. Enough said. SasuNaru /Crack fic/ Discontinued
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,831 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Osaka Sun by AsamiBlackfyre reviews
In a dismal world where Uchiha Sasuke is hated, Uzumaki Naruto is his only advocate, his only friend, and his only connection to humanity. What will come of their reunion? AU, SasuNaru, One-shot. Spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,900 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Let it snow by RogueWarrior869 reviews
There's a snow storm approaching so Tobi and hurt Dei have to take refuge in a fairly empty cabin, save for one bed and blanket. Possible out of character-ness. Minor lime, Seme Tobi, Dei uke. Done for a LiveJournal challenge. One-shot and complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,519 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
A Cleansing Touch by Sin Maxwell and Co reviews
It is the summer after Voldemort's rebirth and he decides to go and collect the Boy-Who-Lived. When he gets there though, all is not well with our hero. Can Voldemort offer Harry a cleansing touch or will the teen be lost to insanity for good? HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,112 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 1,841 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Cellphones by Shounen-Ai reviews
Cellphones. They are nothing more then devices that get you into trouble....well...maybe just Naruto. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The True Master by Pixieblade reviews
AN: for ha anh who wanted nails and possessiveness. Pairing: Kinrei X Ayame Prince. Set between book 3 and 4. Enjoy! Sneak Peek: One day though, he’ll have to deal with the effects of his teasing. If he’s not careful I might just jump him.
Silver Diamond - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Starlight Darknight by Aki WildQueen reviews
Darkness. Pain. That's what Harry has known all his life. What happens when a broken Harry cries out for help one night? Who will save him? Afterall, what good is a savior if he can't even save himself? possible HPLV/HPTR slash Rated M for later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,721 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
Mixed Signals by Hikari-and-Yami reviews
The YIB, or Yami's in Black, is the secret organization home to the world's deadliest assassins. But when the leader sends his top four assassins out to target a young boy and his friends, will they be able to accomplish their mission? YYY SJ BR MM
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,801 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
Please I'm sorry by Aki WildQueen reviews
AU of Starlight Darknight. What was going on in Harry's mind as he was chained in the dungeons? Before he thought of more happy memories? Hints of LVHP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Experimental by SkeletalChild reviews
The summer after HBP, Harry goes for a walk in Little Whinging, and is suddenly face-to-face with his worst enemy, who makes an immoral offer... that he takes him up on. Slash, LV/HP, just because there are not enough fics with Harry on top.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,664 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 121 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Puppy Love by Yaoi-Ai reviews
Light encounters a Witch, and is put under a spell for treating her badly. Now what's going to happen to Kira's justice? And what will happen to him when he gets into the hands of his enemy? LxLight, but there is an OC
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,131 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Trials of Eternity by IAmABookDragon reviews
Discontinued. Available for adoption. The story of one Uzumaki Naruto changes when he meets Kyuubi for the first time after another village beating. This is NOT an Inuyasha xover. Warnings: Yaoi GaaNaru VillagerBashing NewVillage NiceKyuu SakuBashing GoodIta GoodAkatsuki. Full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - [Gaara, Naruto U.] - Complete
A Breath of Air by Disco-Dancing on the Roof reviews
Miscarriages and a distressing prophecy leave Lily Potter an overprotective wreck. Her son quickly begins to suffocate under his mother's stifling nurturing, until a failed raid brings contact with the only one who understands. AU, Dark!Harry, HPLV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,116 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
Exit by BlueEyes White Dragon Sorcerer reviews
Exit Music For A Film by Radiohead - They have to escape or it will be Game Over for them. TR/HP Hope you don't like Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Always mine by The Sacred Pandapuff reviews
He would never let anyone else have him. L was his. This other person was going to feel it before his death. Beyond Birthday licked his fingers covered in strawberry jam and was ready for the hell to break loose. RaitoL, RaitoB, BL
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,107 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/29/2008 - BB, Light Y. - Complete
A Dream Come True by Gadjo reviews
Harry Potter was the Hero who had it all... except anyone to care that he was dying. Awaiting death, he decides he doesn't want to be alone any longer.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,856 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 99 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Before the Dawn by LadyWoot reviews
Meeting him at midnight, Harry realises he wants things to change. Can a Dark Lord understand this new idealism Harry's adopted?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Gift of a Second Chance by Silverhair Theory reviews
SEQUEL NOW UP. With everyone he ever loved dead around him, Harry Potter uses a secret weapon and goes back to kill the one who caused it all. But when the one he came to kill becomes the one who means the most to him, will he follow his heart? HPTR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 71,840 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Bound by the chaines of fate by henshuvhina reviews
L figures out a perfect Christmas gift for both Light and Kira. L X Light yaoi
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,016 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/26/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Blood Mage by SilverFlameoftheWindScar reviews
(SLASH!)Used and abused, Harry is ready to give up on life. His magic saves him at a friend's insistance. A few changes are made very quickly to the Wizarding World, and Harry's behind every single one of them. Powerful!Harry Creature!Harry Dark!Harry HPLV GWDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,107 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 1,792 - Follows: 569 - Published: 12/5/2007 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Draco M. - Complete
Lordess Voldermione A crackfic by Gnomeish reviews
Just a short slightly humorous story thingy. READ IT!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Spirited Away by Moondalian reviews
AU, Xover to Spirited Away: After his grandpa decides to move, Yuugi is forced to leave his hometown. As Sugoroku takes a shortcut to their new home they end up in the spirit world. YxYY SxJ [Can be read without having seen the movie.]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,882 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
Walking Across Time by snufkin reviews
Harry travels back in time in order to kill Tom Riddle but things don't go as planned. Who is the uncanny first year who seems to hold a grudge against Riddle? Dark!Harry. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,766 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
You Set My Soul Alight by Shaitanah reviews
During the battle between Harry and Voldemort a curse backfires and takes them to some isolated room which they can’t get out of. Voldemort/Harry SLASH. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,432 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Sense by Darkyami7 reviews
Atem is a Sensory Demon, yet he is not. He is different and he cannot block out his feelings. Will he be able to break free when the lights go out? YYxY
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,613 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
Blackmail Isn't For Pharaohs by kitoriwitch613 reviews
Yami is blackmailed to date someone he doesn't like. How will this affect him and his feelings for Yugi? YamiYugi pairing. COMPLETE
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,998 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
The future ani't so bright by Zimfreak8 reviews
Dib is tired of Zim's evil plan's so he decides to go to the future to see if worrying about Zim is waste of time. But when he get's there the world is taken over but not by Zim.....who could it be? it can't be..can it? And it's not Dib.Rate
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,365 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/2/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Zim, Gir - Complete
Harry's Savior by shadowsylvia reviews
Harry is offered a way out of the Dursleys and a specialized education to be an Auror. The only catch...Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 174,082 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 1,616 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 1/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Kiss or Kill by Mortalus reviews
HPTR slash. A freak accident transports our favorite attractive psychopath forward in time from 1942 to 1996. Attempted homicide and attempted romance ensue, not necessarily in that order.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,484 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 2,520 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Kenshin Has Been Mistletoed by Kenshin's Soul reviews
Reposted. It’s hard to imagine what a little mistletoe can cause such chaos at the Kamiya Dojo. It’s full of comedy, drama and sweet romance. A Sano x Kenshin semiyaoi fic. Complete.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,147 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Kenshin, Sanosuke - Complete
Voldie's Deepest Darkest Secrets by Midoriko Akira reviews
Voldie has many secrets, and Harry Potter's gonna catch them on tape! Warning: OOC, Sugar Highness, blackmail, evil inspirations and confusing to ppl who don't wanna get it. Oh and you may get nightmares or evil mental images.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2004 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Low on ideas by chickens reviews
Aku is having troble thinking of new ways to kill Jack.
Samurai Jack - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2003 - Complete
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When the Demons Cry reviews
Based off Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni! Dark Harry! TMR/HP! Life was peacful within the village of Hinamizawa, until he told me about those bloody murders! I'm next . . . I know it. I know too much . . . and now they are after my blood. I don't want to die.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Dawn of Darkness reviews
HP/LV Dark Harry! Harry kills the Dursleys at the age of eight and is found by Voldemort within the forest and is raised in the ways of Salazar Slytherin. As the darkness within the light's savoir grows will a bond form between Harry and the Dark Lord?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,680 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
Demoned Away reviews
SasuNaru Crime/Highschool fic. Rated T for a reason! Sasuke is the decendant of a demon with an evil power known as Sharingan. Using his powers to make criminals at large that have taken lives of others, repent. Yet will love form in the midest of choas?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,083 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Mugan Tai Riariti, Dreams Against Reality reviews
Contains CooroXSenri yaoi. A nightmare had been keeping Cooro awake during a night, but when an evil anima tries to destory Cooro in his dreams, Cooro's emotions for Senri awaken. Will love form between the two before it's too late?
+Anima - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,237 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Cooro, Senri - Complete
Our Road of No Return reviews
Deidara is sent to another world to change his ways by Amateratsu, the Goddess of the Sun. But what happeneds when he meets someone named Madara? What will happen to them when he is returned to his world? DeiMada yaoi, idea from Tsubasa Chronicles.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,609 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Deidara, Madara U.
Forgotten Memories reviews
Deidara's memory of this night had been completely erased by Madara, and their past friendship. Yaoi DeiMada DeiTobi with spoilers for Deidara's Death and Tobi's true identity. One-shot. This summery sucks -.-!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,869 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Deidara, Madara U. - Complete