Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.
Hey, I'm Anna! PM and we can talk about crap! lol...yeah, thats what I do. The picture is of me on Halloween of last year! Tell me your stories (of your life not your fanfics, though, those are good too!)
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You Are Not Alone Links:
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stares at your mouth, kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and don’t let go
When she starts cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, she's thinking of how to say I love you.
When she ignores you, give her your attention
When she pulls away, pull her back
When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, just hold her and don’t say a word
When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn’t answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up
When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don’t look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she re-post this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything
When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's okay, don’t believe it, talk with her, because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her, call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world, let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her, let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking babe?"
If you agree, UR AMAZING!
Girls Don't realize these things;
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
'At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
My Dad died, so here's a message to those who still have one: Re-post this if you love him and want him to be around for a long time...
List twelve of your characters from your fandom, in no particular order.
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
No...Would it be happy Uncle Jazz and Renesmee TOGETHER!? NO. Thats incest! But if its not then uh. sure. I haven't before though.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Emmett is the hottest Teddy Bear alive!
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
I always knew Leah was really a man! But, still kinda hard for her to get Jake preggo.
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Yeah. They're all about her getting gang raped.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Seth and Nessie? AW! CUTE! But, Jacob would kill him, although Ed might prefer it.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Carlisle/Esme or Rosalie/Carlisle? Esme/Carlisle cuz they're, like, married and shizz.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Edward walked in on Seth and Leah doin the deed?? Holy crap! BIG ON THE INCEST NOW AREN'T YOU!
8. Make up a summary for a Three & Ten fic.
Carlisle left Esme and Edward left Bella so that they could focus more on their careers. Esme gets a new job as a designer and Bella helps her design. Will they be more successful than the men? Wow. Not bad.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Jacob/Alice? Could be!
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Unruly Friends: Leah/Edward
11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?
.Who's Afraid of the Bid Bad Wolf by B5
12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Alice/Renesmee/Leah? Graphic Violence: Fighting For Best Aunt
13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Carlisle? I don't really care for him so never...
14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”
Alice and Edward are in a happy relationship until Rosalie runs off with Emmett. Alice, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Jasper and a breif unhappy affair with Leah, then follows the wise advice of Carlisle and finds true love with Bella.
This poem is really sad so be prepared...
My name is Chris.
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't do a wrong
I can't speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He's already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Chris
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
If you constantly say "That's what she said", paste this onto your profile.
Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you!
Regular lions say ROAARR.
Angry lions say BLARGAROARIMMAEATYOU
Sad lions say roooaaar.
Mountain lions say: OMGEDWARDCULLENRUN!
Me: Hey, Treasure, look at the emo kids dance.
Me: Hey, Treasure, look at the emo kids dance.
Treasure: I left a good job in the city, Working for the man every night and day, And I never lost one minute of sleeping, Worrying bout the way things might have been, Big wheel keep on turning, Proud mary keep on burning, And were rolling, rolling
I was on my computer and It was going slow. HERE:
Me: Ugh! My fricken computer is soooo slow!
Me: I'm not baking any cookies.
Me: She told me not to call you, than you called ME.
Jasmine: Are you freaking serious? That's what she told me! It's like she's trying to sleep with both of us!
Jasmine: NOOO! NOT LIKE THAT! Like she's cheating on us!
Jasmine: NO! YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN RIGHT!
Me AND Jasmine were on the phone
Me: Miley Cyrus put Ramen Noodles in the microwave for 7 minutes!
Jasmine: What a retard!
Me: Yeah. It's like she doesn't even care that millions of African children would want that microwave and she just blows it up!
Jasmine: She could fill up Africa with microwaves.
Jasmine: My House
Me: Home Depot
Me: Buffalo Wild Wings
Treasure: I got a great joke!
Treasure: Yo' Momma's so FAT, she's the 2nd Man-Made object seen from space!
We were in English Class
Ms. Connely: How many states are there? You guys should know this but judging by the scores of the test, maybe not!
Jasmine: raises hand
Ms. Connely: Yes, Jasmine?
Me and Treasure: BREAKDOWNINHYSTERICALLAUGHTER
Me: There's 50 states, Jazz!
Jasmine: No there's not!
Jasmine: That's not what I.C.P. in F The World said.
Me: Ay, Treasure. Ay, Mom! Ay, guys! Ay. Ay. Ay. Ay. Ay. Ay. Ay. Ay. Ay. Ay.
Treasure: What's with all the A-Ness? Oh My God! Laughter!!
Me: What's so funny? nervous laughter
Treasure: Isn't an ANUS a part of the body? A part of your elbow?
Me: A-ness? oh!! a-nUs!! Wow, no, Treasure, an anus is your butthole!
Treasure: Oh! wheezing laughter like sound What's the part of the elbow then?
Me: A weenus. Laughter
Treasure: hehe...thats sounds like Penis, the male genitalia.