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THE KH SURVEY
(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Spread the KH fever!)
SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions
1. Your favorite KH guy?
2. Your favorite KH girl?
3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?
It used to be Riku, because he was the dickwad of the century, but he has since redeemed himself I suppose, so it is now Marluxia, same reason.
4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?
Selphie. Her voice is so whiny. Just shut up!
5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
Pride Lands. Rawr.
6. Least Favorite World?
Monstro. That world was really kind of creepers. Not to mention that it took me TWO HOURS to find Riku when you’re supposed to follow him. There are only six chambers, so it really shouldn’t have been that difficult, and perhaps to those slightly less challenged, it wasn’t, but I struggled.
7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
Axel’s chakrams. Those things are. Bad. Ass.
As for weapons that I actually use, I liked that keyblade you got for beating Leon and Cloud in the Olympus tournaments. Um, I think it was called Lionheart…
looks it upOh, hey, I was right! Anywho, that one.
8. Least Favorite Weapon?
Kairi’s keyblade. Did you see that thing?
Yeah, that’s going to be real helpful, Kairi. Thanks for pitching in.
9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
Tinkerbelle. Admittedly, I needed her far more than I should have, had I been a competent player.
10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)
11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?
I like Sora and Kairi, because I’m a canon shipper like that, and it’s pretty adorable.
I also have a bit of a thing for Cloud and Leon, but that’s another story for another day.
12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?
Zexion and Demyx. I’m not even sure how this shipping came about, because we have not ever seen them interact. I really don’t think that they’re compatible; Demyx is a lazy ass, and as Zexion so hilariously said, "You don't have to illiminate them the heartless all. It's your choice. Just like I don't have to respect you for slinking back to the castle while there's still work to be done."
much later I figured out this paring. Zexion is 6, and Demyx is 9. It makes so very much sense now.
13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.
Although it would never happen in canon, nor would I necessarily like it to, I have taken a liking to Axel and Namine being paired. It’s an interesting mesh of personalities, and I like the idea of them taking solace in each other during Castle Oblivion.
14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?
I don’t want to talk about it.
15. "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?
Has anyone else noticed how often the word “connected” is used in this series? I mean, I get that they’re trying to make a point about our hearts and the bonds we share and such, but is it really that difficult to crack open a thesaurus?
“Joined.” “United.” “Tied.” “Linked.” All viable options!
16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
The Beast. He’s named so for a reason.
SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?
17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory!
Not really, but I guess I could see it happening.
18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?
No. Nobodies, by definition, are not able to be emo. Even in his existence, I still don’t think he would have been emo. He was a very logical and patterned scientist, not a sullen, sunlight fearing teen.
19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?
I don’t think he’s interested one way or the other. Falling in love just doesn’t seem like his ‘thing.’ Too busy planning world domination and whatnot.
20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?
No! I actually like Kairi! The most irritating character in Kingdom Hearts would be Selphie. Every time I hear her talk I have to strain every fiber of my being to resist gouging out my eyes.
SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!
21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?
Namine. Olette can have Pence!
22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?
Um… Okay. I think that Terra, after losing his memory, remembered only the name Xehanort and assumed that it was his own name, and then he went on to become the Xehanort that was Ansem’s apprentice. Also, obviously Ven and Sora are somehow “connected.” Actually, I bet that Aqua, Terra, and Ventus are somehow related to Kairi, Riku, and Sora respectively.
23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?
Hells no. I loved that game. It had a great plot. Plus, I love seeing the Organization members interact with each other. They’re a very funny group of people. Also, it gave an actual reason for the game's protagonist to have to relearn everything. That never made sense in other games.
24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?
Hmm… I think I would like to meet Yuffie, because she seems very fun to be around
25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?
Again, Yuffie, because we’re both friendly, optimistic, and probably a little too peppy for our friends’ sanity.
26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?
Have you ever tried to explain Kingdom Hearts to someone?
“Well, you’re this boy named Sora, who fights using a giant key, and he- yes, a key. Like the one you open doors with. Well, yes, actually, he does unlock doors with it, but they’re the doors to other worlds. Anyway, you travel around with Donald and Goofy to try and- Yes, the Disney characters…”
27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?
I have not, but if I were going to, I’d like to go as Larxene. Partly because I resemble her more than anyone else, partly because I would love to wear my hair with the antennae jutting out like that, and partly because I would get to be a total bitchasswhore. A very, very funny bitchasswhore.
28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?
There was one moment in Chain of Memories where Larxene had just broken the news to Sora that everything he knew was a lie constructed by Namine, but he still defends her because to him his promise is real, and he still cares for her, and it’s a very heartwarming moment.
Larxene stands in utter shock for a moment, and then remarks, “What an idiot! There is no promise, there never was! YOU ARE DELUSIONAL.”
And this is so funny to me because it’s so true. Sora is getting all upset about this girl he has never met and moreover, who fabricated his entire reality. And while it's happening, I don't think anything of it because he's the hero and that's what he's supposed to do, but from a third person point of view, it is just really, really dumb. It's strange for the protagonist of a game to just be called out like that.
Also, when Sora got clocked in The Land of Dragons
29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?
Demyx is a stupid little bitch, and he and his water forms can die.
cough I’m slightly bitter, yes.
30. What was a good addition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?
I like the reaction commands. It was fun to work with different characters and they looked really cool.
SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...
Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" is unacceptable!!
31. Hayner or Pence? Pence
32. Zexion or Marluxia? Zexion.
33. Riku or Roxas? Roxas.
34. Roxas or Sora? Sora.
35. Axel or Demyx? Axel.
36. Kairi or Larxene? Kairi
37. AkuRoku or SoRiku? AkuRoku.
38. Namixas or Namiku? Namixas.
39. Zemyx or AkuRoku? Akuroku
40. SoKai or SoRiku? SoKai.
41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit? Sea Salt Ice Cream. It seems like it should be horrible, and yet delicious. Like Cheetos.
42. Cloud or Leon? Ooo. Um… shoot. I guess Leon, because he’s really a softie underneath. And also, that gunblade is fucking sick.
43. CloTi of Clerith? CloTi.
44. Simple and Clean or My Sanctuary?
I like the fast version of Simple and Clean better than the fast version of My Sanctuary, but I like the slow version of My Sanctuary more than the slow version of Simple and Clean. But, then again, I don't like either all that much.
SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!
45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy character as well)
Sora, Cloud, Leon, Luxord
46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?
Kindgom Hearts is a crossover.
I guess some Pixar would be cool.
47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!
Ven/Roxas, Namine/Roxas, Aerith/Olette, Xemnas/That guy that asks you to throw the struggle for him
48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for?
Birth By Sleep. We get to see the Organization as babychildren.
49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?
They’re very close, but I think I like KH2 better because of all the things they added, like forms and reaction commands. I also liked the prologue part.
50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?
The characters are very likable. You feel like you would be friends with them. Also, they managed to make a Disney video game that, not only was for people over three, but that was awesome.
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