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Author has written 28 stories for Harry Potter, Hellboy, Pirates of the Caribbean, Three Delivery, G. I. Joe, Hunger Games, Hunchback of Notre Dame, Animorphs, Lord of the Flies, Artemis Fowl, Haruhi Suzumiya series, Kim Possible, Once Upon a Time in Wonderland, Legend of Korra, and Avengers.
Hey, everyone! Obviously, I LOVE Johnny Depp!! I also like Harry Potter and Twilight. I'm also a fan of Alan Rickman (the guy who played Snape in Harry Potter). I also luv the hellboy movies(go Nuada & Nuala!) XD
My fanfiction friends are vampsvswolves, JB4LYF, EmbracetheDarkness, and barbiegurl123. They are just awesome! If you guys are reading this, vamps, no sugar for you, and jb, you'd better not be doing anything that has to do with the Jonas Brothers! My sister is AnimalLover32HaHa, and she is awesome (yeah, right!).
Above is a link for my story, Everything Changes. If you want to see what Abigail Greene looks like, go to this web page.
If you want to see what Carmen Sparrow looks like, go to this link:
Below is a link for my story, A New Beginning. If you want to see what Melody looks like, click on the link. _
If you want to see what Mary from my story, A Chance at Love, looks like, click on the link below:
Here are some things about me:
Favorite books: The Earth, My Butt, and Other Big, Round Things; Geek Charming, Harry Potter series; the Twilight Saga; and much more!
Favorite movies: Sweeney Todd; Hellboy; Harry Potter; Twilight; Hercules; Mulan; My Cousin Vinny; Pirates of the Caribbean; Madasgascar; etc.
Favorite TV Shows: Three Delivery (I really don't like that show, but it's soooo addicting!), The King of Queens, Everybody Loves Raymond, Still Standing, ICarly, and much more!
Favorite Characters From Books, Movies, TV Shows etc.: TOBEY!! from Three Delivery (Even though the show sucks, you have to admit he's the hottest one there!); Jack Sparrow, Hector Barbossa, Ragetti, Joshamee Gibbs, and James Norrington from POTC; Ron Weasley and Severus Snape from Harry Potter; Abe Sapien and Johann Krauss from the Hellboy Movies; and Sweeney Todd and Mrs.Lovett from Sweeney Todd.
Favorite Food: Any type of meat!! Uh, and other stuff, too. _
Favorite charity: Rachel's Challenge, Pound for Pound Challenge, Locks of Love, etc.
Favorite female celebrity: Helena Bonham Carter, Kiera Knightly, Reese Witherspoon, and Selma Blair
Favorite male celebrity: JOHNNY DEPP!! Alan Rickman, Timothy Spall, Orlando Bloom, TAYLOR LAUTNER!! Rob Pattinson, Kellan Lutz, Jackson Rathbone, and Rupert Grint.
I found this too funny so, here it is:
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
26. My mother taught me THE LOVE OF GOD.
Great minds can read this:
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Paste this to your profile if you can read this!
Do YOU remember the 90s??
Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if
You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
Girls are like apples
on trees. The best ones
are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
to the top
of the tree.
all girls copy and paste this to your page
ThInGs To PoNdEr:
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Copy and Paste Stuff:
If you love Severus Snape from Harry Potter then copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have a scary crush on a book character, TV character or game character copy and past this into your profile.
If you are sad because there will be no more Harry Potter books , copy and paste this into your profile.
You know you live in 2009 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2. You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6. Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7. As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8. As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9. And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10. You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11. Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. --
You're Too Big a Harry Potter Fan when...
You mutter nonsense Latin words under your breath.
You call your least favorite teacher Snape.
Your computer says "You've Got Mail" and you run outside looking for an owl.
You actually ask for a broom for Christmas.
You mutter "lumos" under your breath every time you turn on a flashlight.
You sort everyone you meet into the four Hogwarts houses. (Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin.)
You were burned when you couldn't get through the flames of your fireplace.
You had to go to the hospital after you broke your nose running headfirst into the wall between platforms nine and ten.
You point a normal things like parking meters and say "Look at the things these muggles dream up!"
You try on every piece of silvery fabric your mom has to see if you turn invisible
Before getting up to get something, you always try to summon it first. Accio TV remote!
You were reduced to tears when you finally had book 5, 6, and 7 in your hands.
You refer to your Chemistry class as Potions
You spend hours tapping bricks in special orders hoping that a secret entrance to Diagon Alley will appear.
When playing chess, you yell orders to the chess players and get upset when they don't move.
You yell into the "tellyfone."
You get extraordinarily emotional every time you hear "Hedwig's Theme".
Despite being an American, you use the word "wicked" all the time because Rupert Grint does.
You get thoroughly overexcited every time you see a word somewhere that is distantly linked with HP (ie. Saint Hedwig's).
You name all of your pets after HP characters.
You know that Harry's birthday is July 31, 1980, Hermione's birthday is September 19, 1980 and Ron's birthday is March 3rd, 1980 even though it never said in the books.
You refer to Voldemort as "You-Know-Who", and your friends don't have any idea who you're talking about.
You were kicked out of the movie theater for standing on your chair, throwing your shoe at the screen and yelling "THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE BOOK!" over and over again, even for the most trivial differences.
You count the days until you're old enough for your apparating license, and everyone else thinks you're talking about driving
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine.
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
You have strange nicknames and can tell a detailed story about how you got them.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your one of the people who could perfectly understand Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when your friends all had confused expressions on their faces you were like, well duh that made perfect sense. Copy this into your profile.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have been bitten by the Sweeney bug copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've noticed that every person Elizabeth Swann kisses is killed,copy and paste this onto your profile. (It bugs me how half the people out there don't see that, so here you go)
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think the Twilight movie made the books look bad, copy this into your profile
If you are completely obsessed with or have a huge crush on Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Will Turner, Lord Cutler Becket, Hector Barbossa, or Admiral James Norrington and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile and put the ones you like in italic.
If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a sentence, copy and paste this into your profile. (that goes for falling asleep in the middle of a sentence
COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND CONTINUE THE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SUCKS TRAIN!
I don't suffer from Johnny Depp addiction, I enjoy every minute of it. Paste THIS in your profile
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM, ACM Rocks, Squint-1121, sweeneyoddgurl
Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile!
(My only exceptions are cows, deer... ect. the main game animals, and ONLY if the whole animal is used. We have no business killing the 100 chinchillas it takes to make a fur coat...)
If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.
If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.
If you ran down an "Up" escalator, copy this into your profile.
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.
If, for some odd reason, you noticed that it was a miracle that something from the ship didn’t conk Lord Beckett in the noggin when he was about to die, copy and paste this to your profile. If you went to save Jack just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile.
If, for some odd reason, you noticed that it was a miracle that something from the ship didn’t conk Lord Beckett in the noggin when he was about to die, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you went to save Jack just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile.
Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you and your best friend are insane, copy and paste this onto your profile.
I sweeneytoddgurl, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read,
regardless of the number of reviews,
its age, or anything else.
I have joined the review revolution.
If you have a long bio/profile, and wish to hereby enhance the length of said autobiographical document, copy and paste this to said world wide web page to make said autobiographical document increase in length, number of words, interestingness, and other things which would be known as fun, copy and paste this piece of information to your said autobiographical document.