Petrus Franciscus
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Joined 03-12-09, id: 1864048, Profile Updated: 12-01-12
Author has written 1 story for Romeo and Juliet.

Eeeek O.o

I just read the profile I wrote like 3 years ago. Why was I not shot for writing that? SERIOUSLY! IT WAS THAT BAD!

Anyway, important things about me;

-I am now recovered from my Twilight addiction. I still enjoy the books and discussing them occasionally, but no more than I would for the average book you pick off a library shelf.

-If I met a man made of chocolate, I'd marry him. I LOVE CHOCOLATE!

-I collect things. Especially clothes. And books.

-DRARRY FTW!

-I am 175cm tall. That's 5-foot-9-inches tall. I like being tall.

-I AM A GIRL! That one is pretty important. Because I do, in fact, enjoy being a girl.

Let me know if you think of anything else you might want to know about me! Seriously, I am that desperate to alleviate my boredom. Always am. :(

Signing off, Petrus!

(Call me Helena, though. I like the name Helena.)

xxxooo

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The Cat and the HedgeHog by journeyintoMystery reviews
When paid an unexpected visit from Loki, Sherlock does his thing and pisses of the god of mishief. Being turned into a cat John a hedgehog and becoming the Avengers pet can't possibly be that bad, can it?
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,630 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 6/29/2012
Karkat Vantas and that Stupid Fucking Stone by Michael Bunny Bunny reviews
First of the Hogwartstuck series. Karkat and co. goes to Hogwarts! Karkat, John and Vriska basically go through the adventures of Harry, Ron, and Hermione with a bit of a twist. Rated for Karkat's language
Crossover - Harry Potter & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,140 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 9/21/2013 - John E., Karkat V., Vriska S., Eridan A.
From the LOFAF to Surrey by Pure Yet Dark reviews
Karkat Vantas was very confused. One minute he's being painfully stabbed in the gut by the weird red human and the next he's being woken up with a stick that reminded him a bit too much of Eridan's 'Science Stick' in his face. Where the hell was he and who in the name of the Batterwitch did this Harry Potter human think he was? Takes place in DH. Will shift from original eventually
Crossover - Harry Potter & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,616 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Harry P., Karkat V.
Dave Strider: Be A Girl by I'm An All American Reject reviews
Wait- what? Dave Strider is not a girl, no way bro. Not even in an ironic wa-.. Oh. Really? Huh, never mind. Dave Strider is a girl, has been ever since she was born. Davinity Lee Strider is her full name. She's starting her freshmen year and it's go time. Time to let her friends know she is a girl. She's gotta make it happen to win a certain blue-eyed boys affections. John/Dave
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,097 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 10/22/2013 - John E., Dave S., Karkat V., Sollux C.
Kitty Girl and Bee Boy by godammit-shinji reviews
When Sollux and Nepeta meet after both having been dumped an unlikely romance evolves.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Sollux C., Nepeta L. - Complete
A Fire By The Other Name by lumpy-spicy-pony reviews
Eriden turns into a girl. Sollux and Karkat are both cool with that, but as the time goes by, they are more and more enticed by her. Quadrant confusion ensues!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/25/2013 - [Sollux C., Eridan A.] Karkat V. - Complete
The Protectors by ApollosBaby reviews
Alison Shea was a normal teenager, with a normal life. Until Johnny Depp got hit by a car insted of her. Then she found out she was protected by fictional characters. From then onn things only get weirder. reviews are appreciated. Enjoy
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,685 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Draco M., Capt. Jack Sparrow
Of Time & Tide by Knockturn Kelsey reviews
Twenty year old Hermione Granger must adapt to her new life after a FLOO Network accident sends her back in time. When she arrives in the seventeen thirties Caribbean, she is introduced into a whole new adventure with pirate Captain Jack Sparrow. Non-movie verse
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,430 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Hermione G., Capt. Jack Sparrow
There'll Be Bluebirds by little0bird reviews
On a dreary afternoon, Teddy Lupin finds his father's journals. Order of the Phoenix, Half Blood Prince, and Deathly Hallows from the perspective of Remus Lupin. Characters include Tonks and the rest of the Order.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 129,274 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Teddy L., Remus L. - Complete
Wizard at Ouran by MoonWatersLight reviews
Her uncle is the owner of the leading company in Japan, and since he has no children, she's the heir. But since she got the letter from Hogwarts she never went to the school he wanted to train her as his heir, and was going to train her after Hogwarts himself. However, the battle of Hogwarts ended and her parents are dead. What does she do? Go live with her uncle of course!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Hermione G., Kyōya O.
Charm by you.just.got.STORMed reviews
Kel, Dom and his gorgeous escort are at Raoul and Buri's wedding feast, when Dom tries to give a compliment... Oneshot continued onto more! K/D of course. **DISCONTINUED**
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,482 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Domitan, Keladry
The Lion, Eagle, Badger, Snake by I heart Venemous Tentaculas reviews
John Watson was just a normal Gryffindor trying to get some information for the latest prank against the Hufflepuffs. Until he ran into Sherlock Holmes and had the night of his life. Written for the Johnlockchallenges exchange for jawncakes on tumblr! Prompt: Pranks, Ravenclaw!Sherlock, Gryffindor!John.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
The Legends of Sherlock Holmes by WikketKrikket reviews
Summer, 1963, and John Watson has just moved back to England following his father's death. It looks set to be a boring few weeks, until he meets a strange boy climbing trees who tells him he should believe in magic. In the years leading up to the first Wizarding War, friendships will be formed that will later be put to the test. Written for Scooby2408's birthday. Updates daily.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 141,469 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Complete
Glimpse of Gold by TheOtherMaddHatter reviews
Captain Sherlock Holmes lives life on the open sea, bound to no one, and loved in secret by someone who could never hope to reach him. But Pirates are often drawn in by a glimpse of Gold and flashes of innocence.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,836 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
From Scanra With Love by CalliopeMused reviews
Seventeen-year-old Daine Sarrasri thought that she would never leave Snowsdale. Then the golden eagle came, and everything changed. Daine/Numair AU
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,163 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Daine S., Numair S. - Complete
A Study in Magic by Vixit reviews
When Albus Dumbledore shows up at Baker Street with strange demands and baby-filled picnic baskets, Sherlock Holmes is less than thrilled. Featuring Detective!Harry, Competent!Quirrell, and the world's only private consulting detective. No slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,805 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Freebooters by TheOtherMaddHatter reviews
Crack!Fic Prompt Fill: Sherlock didn't know the man in the brig next to him was the legendary Captain Jack Sparrow, and Captain Jack didn't know the hawk-like man in the cell next to him was the infamous Captain Sherlock Holmes. Imagine their surprise...
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Sherlock H. - Complete
If Only for Ambitions by Wondering What Breakfast Is reviews
Dave, while the coolest of coolkids, still can be nervous. Nervous about being sorted is the only thing he'll allow himself to be for a moment, but the house WILL be Slytherin. He's making it happen. Davecentric, AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Sorting Hat, Dave S. - Complete
John by Northwest J by NW 1 by danglingdingle reviews
Sherlock has acquired a strange compass from a strange man. Where does it point? Implied Sherlock/John. Disclaimer: Not my characters, none of them. No monies made.
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Sherlock H. - Complete
Implausible Crossovers, Ahoy! by M.N.Moore reviews
Think you can't mix Harry Potter with just about anything? From Transformers to The Karate Kid to the Bible, I'll show you how! And just about anything goes, kids, so be prepared.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,980 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 10/14/2009
Domadry by magical marker reviews
A continuous project chronicling what may happen if the relationship between Dom and Kel were to receive a little push. Set after the Scanran War, ten years after the founding of New Hope as Tortall is simmering with internal turmoil. T for violence and adult themes.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,335 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Keladry, Domitan
Pawprints On My Heart by Cayla Renee Kullin reviews
Briel Holt had a rough life.She was abused by her stepfather and her mother just looked the other way.She built up walls around her heart to keep everybody out.But when her mother and stepfather move her to Forks, she meets Seth Clearwater.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,251 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008
Potter Puppet Pals: The Twilight Problem by DarkLordKardos reviews
Hermione has gone and got herself addicted to Twilight. Oh snap. Can the gang find a cure?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,846 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008
When The Boys Are Gone by KeiGinya reviews
Hermione knew that her hen night was ruined as it suddenly became a scene for When-Drunken-Mom-in-Laws-Attack-the-Stripper. Crossover with Ouran High School Host Club.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Hermione G., Kyōya O. - Complete
Weeping Willow by Mellow Depression reviews
Bella Swan can't stand Edward Cullen. But they both secretly love each other. Bella's got a secret that could kill her. What happens when Edward finds out? Will he save her? Sorry summery sucked but story is good. Disclaimer:I do not own Twilight.FINISHED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,068 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
PawPrints by Alagorn Black reviews
Six years after Breaking Dawn, Jacob and Nessie go camping. Jake has a secret to reviel. How will Nessie react? What does their future hold?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Harry Potter and the Host Club by Stalker of Stories reviews
COMPLETE After defeating Voldemort, Harry and Sirius escape to Japan. Watch as Harry attends a prestigious muggle school, avoids his godfather, and is as dense as can be. Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 259,069 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 1,770 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
And then the World Imploded by Blue Starlet reviews
The twins try to convince Haruhi into letting them visit her home again. Relatives visit. Good times are had. The world implodes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Rosaline Plots reviews
(Oneshot? Is that the right word?) The actual reason for all the events that occur in Romeo and Juliet.
Romeo and Juliet - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Romeo - Complete
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