Junkie
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Joined 09-11-00, id: 18641
Author has written 5 stories for Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Goonies, O Brother, Where Art Thou?, and Franklin & Bash.
Junkie (formerly Fastfood Junkie), 20 , female.

Slash, and hurt/comfort. I generally hate humour/romance/self-placement in fics. It just doesn't work. Unless it's actually *funny* humour.

LockStock, Shaun of the Dead, Spaced, QAFuk, 6FtUnder, Teachers, Drop the Dead Donkey, Starsky&Hutch, Lost Boys, Stand By Me, Withnail&I, OZ, StargateSG1, Clerks, In Deep, Peep Show, Snatch, La Cite Des Enfants Perdus, Delicatessen, Dalziel&Pascoe, Nip/Tuck...and on and on...

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Shattered Illusions by angel74 reviews
HPRW, A car accident leads to some unexpected revelations that Harry has long tried to keep secret. Will he reach out to his best friend’s family when he needs it most or will he accept his cruel fate?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 247,055 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 6/18/2004 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Eye of the Storm by Candylovin Fehrian reviews
All is well in Hazzard... That is, until a huge storm decides to pay a visit. What will happen to our favourite Dukeboys?
Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,657 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/4/2006 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Complete
Crossfire by Agent Five reviews
A conspiracy by an unknown number of government agencies across the world is trying to destroy IR. And yet again they are faced with the infamous question: Who will rescue the rescuers?. Mainly movie verse. COMPLETE.
Thunderbirds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,343 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/28/2005 - Published: 4/15/2005 - Complete
Midnight Blues by Emerald Queen reviews
A disasterous rescue, and a night time conversation.
Thunderbirds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,141 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/4/2005 - Published: 5/2/2005
Keeping Clean by Arguing Ineffability reviews
When strange people begin to surface around Soap, life takes another turn for the worst. R for language, violence, and fish.
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,158 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/1/2005 - Published: 4/16/2004
Down We Fall by My heart beats only for you reviews
Drake-centric. When old emotions surface, the teen must cope with the unpleasant truth of his past. COMPLETE
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,456 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Complete
Necrophobia by PheonixFireBlack reviews
[The Goonies] Two 17 year old boys sitting on their asses being bored out of their minds on a Halloween night. Innocent, right? Not when you're Michael Walsh and Clark Devereaux... Just a bit of Halloween fun.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/28/2004
The Night of the Endless Essay by PheonixFireBlack reviews
[The Goonies] Cute litle ficlet. Slash. MouthMikey. They're 17, so it's not icky-weird or anything. lol. RR
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2004
If You Jump I'll Break Your Fall by moonriverandme reviews
The boys are at high school now but while some things have changed some things never will. Chris is still struggling with his reputation and Gordie with his father. Teddy and Vern are still stuck in the shop courses. Over a week the boys learn new things
Stand By Me - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 33,112 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/26/2004 - Published: 9/8/2003
Blind Ambition Part II Blind Fury by Purupuss reviews
The story of Blind Ambition continues on - On into the dark side. Ending number two. The saga is complete at last
Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 77 - Words: 140,406 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 31 - Updated: 11/19/2003 - Published: 9/2/2003 - Complete
A Good Hand by Ophelia Glace reviews
This is a The Lost Boys fic, as so many of mine are. It is a long term project, but each bit can be read at long intervals, just as they will be written. One of many ideas for a David alive fic.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 11/2/2003 - Published: 4/26/2003
Two Eight Zero by wuemsel reviews
An undercover assignment goes terribly wrong for Starsky. NEW CHAPPIES UP
Starsky and Hutch - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 82,377 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 26 - Updated: 10/21/2003 - Published: 10/14/2003
Dark Half by Flaming Trails reviews
Doc's sadistic twin decides to torture him by kidnaping Marty. But things aren't exactly how they appear. . . A NonTrilogy Story
Back to the Future - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,341 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/24/2003 - Published: 2/12/2003 - Doc/Dr. Emmett Brown, Marty McFly - Complete
An Unlikely Friendship by PeteyDG reviews
Inspired by and a continuation of Nix's Charity, posted here as Chapter One, pre-Clerks, non-slash, A/U take on how Jay & Silent Bob met and became the inseparable duo we know and love. Rated R for language, violence. UNFINISHED.
Kevin Smith - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,168 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/23/2002 - Published: 10/10/2001
Origins by Commander reviews
Finally, let the truth be known about where the Warners really came from! Updated March '05...Now newly edited...THE DIRECTOR'S CUT!
Animaniacs - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,419 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/27/2001 - Published: 7/26/2001 - Yakko W., Wakko W., Dot W. - Complete
Diamond in the Rough by TarynWanderer reviews
A Snatch fanfiction. In 1993, Turkish finds Tommy, broken and bleeding, in an alley in London's East End.
Snatch - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,363 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/28/2001 - Published: 1/25/2001
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Today Never Ends reviews
An alternative ending to the episode 1x08, 'The Bangover'. When the cops show up at the party to tackle Jared about leaving the house, he gets more than a telling off - he gets thrown in jail. Again.
Franklin & Bash - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,777 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2011 - J. Franklin, P. Bash - Complete
Both Ends Burning, 'Til The End reviews
Peter had been missing for two days when he reappeared on the doorstep of the mancave, drugged out of his mind.
Franklin & Bash - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,532 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/12/2011 - J. Franklin, P. Bash - Complete
Lashes reviews
Short 'O Brother Where Art Thou' fic. Delmar and Pete talk around the fire.
O Brother, Where Art Thou? - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2004
Lost In Translation reviews
Goonies Slash Mikey's obsession with finding One Eyed Willy's treasure makes Mouth begin to feel unwanted, unappreciated, and distinctly unloved.
Goonies - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/23/2004 - Mouth, Mikey W.
Lock, Stock and Three Hundred Smackers reviews
A short Bacon/Tom fic. No slash, just angst hurt/comfort stuff. Written from Bacon’s POV
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/8/2001