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Joined 03-12-09, id: 1864223, Profile Updated: 11-01-10
Author has written 19 stories for Harry Potter, Cherub, and Torchwood.

Hey!

Below is a little bit of info about me...

Birthday: 23rd October

Favourite Pairings: Draco/Hermione, Remus/Hermione, Sirius/Hermione, Harry/Hermione and Severus/Hermione - but I do like Sirius/Hermione/Remus

I'm most like Hermione Granger, I work hard and play hard. I'm a total geek, but I don't shy away from a challenge either.

If I was a professor at Hogwarts, I would be either McGonagall or Lupin. I am strict, but I love to help people and I care.

If I was at Hogwarts, my favourite class would be DADA and I would be a Chaser for either Gryffindor or Ravenclaw.

My professor's crush would be Lupin and if Sirius ever taught - it would be so yummy!

If I can recommend a few writers, it would be Wicked_Swanz, JeremysPrincess and Hermione Snape.

If you have any fanfic requests, just PM me!

I also like doing those things you find on writers profile's, so sorry about this; but its my form of fun =)


I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER..
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I, Hogwarts_Heroine, do solemnly swear to review all the fanfics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the review revolution. Join and make an authors' day!

Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters:

1 Hermione

2 Harry

3 Ron

4 Sirius

5 Remus

6 Severus

7 Lucius

8 Charlie

9 Fred

10 George

11 Dumbledore

12 Hagrid

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
No. Too disturbing, but might have happened, after Rowling managed to make the church cry...

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Sirius is hot. Fuckable, Lovable - that hot =P

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Hagrid got Charlie Pregnant? Well, weirder things have happened and the baby would just LOVE dragons.

4) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
As long as it is written believably, they would and the sex scenes would be amazing.

5) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Neither, or if forced in equal amounts. A trio however, might work there if Remus was at full moon, randy and naked =)

6) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Vomiting. A lot. Harry and Hagrid? Please never write that =S And Lucius would probably die of shock =T

7) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Any plot, it just works. But probably detention, sneaking around Grimmauld Place or perhaps he announces his love for her? Then can we get Remy involved?

8) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
Harry/Sirius/Remus? I've read several excellent ones, but I find it hard to believe in fitting with the characters.

9) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!

10) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Puff The Magic Dragon =)

11) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
You can kill me with your wand anytime winks suggestively

12) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Student in detention (cough, hermione, cough) bent over his desk, spanking, sucking, sex =) sounds like a very good detention to me =P

13) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
No. Neither. Just no.

14) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Deeply worried

15) How would you feel if Three/Five was canon?
Ill. Deeply, deeply Ill.

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Babysitting Blues by scarlettcat reviews
The summer before 7th year, Hermione gets her first official assignment as an Order member. Babysitting Draco Malfoy! Lots of banter, hexes, Weasley products and general craziness. Strong language, naughtiness & puns. Dramione fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 231,269 - Reviews: 1830 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Texting by Lizzy0305 reviews
John is alone at Baker Street so he texts to Sherlock. Although Sherlock is interrogating someone he answers, not knowing what kind of game John plays with him. Then he finds out. M for language; SLASH; quite detailed; JohnXSherlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 10/23/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Fun at the fair by dead air space reviews
Slash.John takes Sherlock to a funfair. Chaos ensues. Unashamed fluff. If you squint really hard you might see a plot.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Royal Flush COMPLETE by SlyGriff reviews
Hermione Granger is the sole survivor when Voldemort attacks her home. Albus is sent to retrieve her and brings his Potions Master along. How will our favorite Slytherin react when he find out the truth about Hermione? R/R COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,239 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Storm Clouds and Stormy Boys by Digitallace reviews
A short PWP. Harry and Draco amuse themselves on a rainy day
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
You look good by lifeproof reviews
Gwen dresses up for a long awaited date with Rhys, only to be turned down for a night with his mates. She returns to the Hub for some target practice, thinking she would be alone.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Jack H., Gwen C. - Complete
Three's Company by LadyGwenMidas reviews
Not as horny as the title implies. Another one of those things I was disappointed with, in Countrycide I really wanted to see them go camping . Set after Exit Wounds and Journey's End. Jack, Gwen and Ianto go camping. Jack/Gwen *on hiatus*
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,755 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Jack H., Gwen C.
Caught in the Act by Politics.and.Prose reviews
The title says it all. AU. Harry/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Whelp by jharad17 reviews
AU. Harry is 7 years old and treated literally like a dog by the Dursleys. Will he be rescued by the wizarding world? Will he ever be fit to take on the mantle of The Boy Who Lived? childfic, preHogwarts, sevitus. warning:extreme child abuse, violence
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,078 - Reviews: 1876 - Favs: 2,906 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
In Need of Sirius Help by SP-in-Sirius-Denial reviews
Harry is having the worst summer imaginable with the Dursleys, Sirius and Remus save the day. Harry and the others have to come over many challenges, and face many, many hardships. Will Harry survive the Journey? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 183,269 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/5/2003 - Published: 11/13/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
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The Apprentice reviews
A year of selective study transforms Hermione's final year at Hogwarts in this smut filled one shot. What could be hard for her in Professor Snape's cupboard? All belongs to JK as per usual!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Gingerbread Comfort reviews
Its nearing the full moon, and Remus opts for a cup of Gingerbread Latte from Hermione. Turns out, that won't be the only comfort he gets that night... and every other night?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Soulmates: The Ministry Years reviews
Dramione and friends are back! After Hogwarts, this tale tells the story of their lives immediately after Hogwarts - from the day they leave the school to the day they go back. The second part of the trio, see how they get on in the adult world - enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,661 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Unconditional Love reviews
After a Potions lesson, Professor Snape and Hermione prove how much they love each other in different place; on the desk, by the fireplace...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Over reviews
Gwen rushes into the Hub with a problem, and Jack tries to work out what it is, working out something else along the way. A fluffy little tale, might do some big smut as a side to it later! Enjoy
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Jack H., Gwen C. - Complete
The Magic Word reviews
A Hermione/Remus and a little bit of Sirius. A DADA lesson ends, another lesson begins ; Filled with Smutty Goodness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Nice Office reviews
A little Soulmates Spin Off, but it doesn't matter if you've read it or not. Draco gets a visit from Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Four Plus One reviews
What happens when Harry doesn't paticuarly like a show that his girlfriend most definitely does... something smutty of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Schooling Sensitivity reviews
Mione is put in charge of teaching some rebels how to behave, based on a prompt but with my own stuff put in. But can she teach them well enough and will she forge a relationship along the way? A love story as always, just with another slice...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Soulmates reviews
They return to repeat the last year, but how will they all cope with love, lessons and magic zooming round the castle? Probably not very well. Ron returns, but for how long? People learn to forgive, and fall in love for real - becoming soulmates
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 77 - Words: 89,541 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Finding Love reviews
As they engage in some extra-curricular activity, we see how Hermione Granger and Severus Snape ended up in that paticular, shall we say, position... All belongs to JK Rowling. One-Shot and Apology for the wait for Soulmates 2 S This is a different tale.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
His Delectable Little Witch reviews
Maybe detention isn't so bad after all, Severus and Hermione hot it up during her detention, who knows where it could lead them? Just a little once shot, all smut - disclaimer inside! Not part of Soulmates, just a side shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Message For You, Mr Black reviews
A dirty little one shot - Sirius gets a message from his wife which means he has to take immediate action. Disclaimer: All JK Rowling, although I highly doubt she would publish this!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
CHERUB Rulebook reviews
The first 30 rules from CHERUB Campus - Language, some wierd ideas - all belongs to Mr. Muchamore - ENJOY
Cherub - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Complete
Not So Silent Night reviews
A nice little Christmas Dramione Fanfic, rated M for a reason, Draco and Hermione have a fairly noisy Christmas Eve...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Lauren, I Love You reviews
Kyle finally admits his feelings for Lauren, and they celebrate; not for younger readers - all goes to Robert Muchamore, only the plot which is actually slightly existant in the second chapter is mine enjoy...
Cherub - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Complete
Silent Agreement Repost reviews
This is a repost, with a new layout of my first published fanfic - Professor Black and Hermione have a bit of a meeting in a classroom, pure smut; one-shot, Sirius and Hermione get to have a very GOOD time
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Those Honey Eyes reviews
Hermione turns up late to Defence Against the Dark Arts and stays behind to catch up. Professor Lupin tries to teach her but they end up doing something a little more exciting. One-Shot - All belongs to Ms. Rowling - the brilliant author she is :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Silent Agreement reviews
Hermione gets into a purely sexual relationship with Sirius. Just a dinky little one shot that came to mind! Enjoy. Please Review! PS: I suck at summaries. Characters belong to Ms. Rowling. I just let them play with eachother.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
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