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Ok so yeah I'm Erin... I enjoy a good few things... (:

Effective Ways On How To Annoy/Scare/Weird Out The Living Daylights Outta People (on elevators, in computer labs, etc.)

1. Repeat everything the person says in a question.

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World." incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer nametags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh no, not now, not motion sickness!"

11. Meow occasionally

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"

17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

18. Say, "I wonder what all these do." and push the red buttons.

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

25. Ask every passenger that goes up if you can press the button for them.

26. Log on to a computer, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream: "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.

27. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.

28. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the dang thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat the process for a good half hour.

29. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.

30. Bring a chain saw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say "Just in case..." mysteriously.

31. Every time you press Return and there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes.

32. If you're sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" whenever there is processing time required.

33. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, and then when it's all done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line.

34. Put a large, gold-framed portrait of the British Royal Family on your desk and loudly proclaim that it inspires you.

35. Send e-mails constantly to the person next to you.

36. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

37. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

38. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

39. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

40. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

41. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

42. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

43. Swat at flies that don't exist.

44. Dance, while drumming noisily against the walls.

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Go Your Own Way by Zavocado reviews
Kurt Hummel just wants to get through his Junior Year at McKinley in one piece. But when the new guy from Dalton Academy Reform School for Boys takes an alarming interest in him, he's certain he's going to be in for a wild ride. Badboy!Blaine, Klaine, AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 201,863 - Reviews: 4058 - Favs: 5,450 - Follows: 3,778 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Get That Chance by IM08 reviews
AU. VERY loose canon. Kurt has abilities that he inherits from his mother, which makes life more interesting and challenging. Finn thinks its awesome. What will happen when he meets Blaine at Dalton? Klaine, with a supernatural twist. Now rated M.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 84,404 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Camping by xBleedingBlackRosex reviews
The Warblers set off for their annual camping trip, their newest member joining in rather reluctantly. He soon finds that certain fellow Warblers are very different when in this new natural setting...But danger for Klaine lurks at every tree trunk! Enjoy
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,624 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
What Brings Us Closer Together by CrazedLunatic reviews
When Kurt is attacked, Blaine instantly leaves college to take care of him. With one decision, their entire relationship is changed and their futures reshaped. It also makes everyone around them realize just how close they really are. AU.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 409,852 - Reviews: 1882 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 1,115 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
to give your heart a song to sing by thissuperficialhypocrisy reviews
"It's when they're lying atop of Kurt's bed Blaine feels… invincible – like he could take on the world and win for once." ;; Set between 'Heart' and 'On My Own'.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
New Kid On The Block by BreeZombiee reviews
They're together now, but with Blaine in Ohio and Kurt back in France, it leaves both boys wondering when they'll see each other again. Will they be able to handle the distance, or will it prove to be too much? Sequel to 'Welcome, New Kid.'
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,511 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Experts At The Fall by thissuperficialhypocrisy reviews
"Bite me, Anderson." ... "Is that an offer?"...Oh, he did not just say that. ; Kurt's McKinley's resident 'bad boy'. Blaine's a new transfer student from Dalton Academy's Reform School for Boys. Cue them clashing when Blaine has a proposition for Kurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Secret by EdgeOfGlory reviews
Why was Hermione so upset after the Yule Ball? the boys think its hormones, but Hermione has a secret...and who finds it out, but our faviorite snarky Potions professor. Adult situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 55,915 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
So Many Humans, So Many Colours by MonochromaticSongbird reviews
Angst AU, dark & a bit twisted. Blaine died when he was nineteen years old, so why has he come back to life to find himself watching over a blind Kurt Hummel, in Dalton Psychiatric Hospital?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,385 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Proposal by paundromat reviews
When Kurt Hummel's top-tier business position is threatened by his impending deportation to Paris, he immediately elects to marry his assistant-cum-secretary, Blaine Anderson. AU, based upon The Proposal. Rating subject to change.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,735 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Welcome, New Kid by BreeZombiee reviews
Kurt Hummel is a new foreign exchange student at Dalton Acadamy. Blaine is sent to be his mentor and roommate. As Blaine teaches Kurt how to deal with the struggles of life, Kurt teaches Blaine that it's okay to fall in love. AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 49,813 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Cagey by RoseTintedLiving reviews
Inspired by all the brilliant 'Kitty Kurt' and 'Puppy Blaine' I saw on tumblr! Kurt is in fact a cat, Blaine is in fact a dog, and they get adopted together!
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,224 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Kurt Co Blaine by anartistwhoselosthertouch reviews
Kurt has fallen in love with New York City, after moving there a few short months ago. And with Blaine and Rachel accompanying him in his quest to conquer broadway, he feels unstoppable. What could possibly go wrong?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Fireworks by wekfnwekonf reviews
Hermione Granger, pregnant and in a loveless relationship. Draco Malfoy, has an amazing son and is also in a loveless relationship. Maybe all they need is each other. Translated into Chinese, check profile for link
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,826 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Second Chance by midatlantic reviews
Future fic! Blaine is a Social Worker in Columbus, OH working with troubled teens in a residential home. Kurt is lost to him in the stratosphere of Hollywood. A talented 16 year old boy is the catalyst that brings their worlds crashing back together.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 108,789 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
All The Courage You Have Left by thissuperficialhypocrisy reviews
A collection of drabbles on Blaine Anderson's life before, during and after a certain endearing spy appeared at Dalton, beginning at his downfall at his old school and ending way after his rise in his new one. Based on a fanmix I created.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,307 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Misadventures of Puppy Blaine and Kitty Kurt by Anzel Silver reviews
So, what would happen if Blaine was a puppy and Kurt was a kitty? We're about to find out. See what trouble Blaine and Kurt get into as they grow up. CP Coulters characters have cameos. I do not own Glee or Cp Coulters characters.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,183 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Just A Fantasy For Two by bullets-embrace reviews
Brittany didn't know too much about too many things, but she knew enough about a few things to know love when she saw it. A Klaine/Brittana pre-double-date fic centred around everyone's favourite Sunshine Twins, Blaine and Brittany.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Brittany P., Blaine A. - Complete
I Think I Wanna Marry You by thissuperficialhypocrisy reviews
There's different types of thoughts that people can have, and many different ways of reacting to them, so when Kurt and Blaine come to the life-changing realisation that they can now legally marry in New York, the Warbler begins to envision their future.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Daybreak by foreternityblue reviews
Kurt Hummel doesn't just hate the Enclave, a place for demons to live, he is suspicious of it. He's ready to hate living there, until a demon who lives on the edge drops into his life and he finds himself tangled up in figuring things out. Klaine AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,633 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Unwanted Memories by anartistwhoselosthertouch reviews
Dalton was a safe haven. Blaine Anderson was a great friend. Sharing memories wasn't all it cracked up to be.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,805 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Sit Beside Me When The World Comes Down by thissuperficialhypocrisy reviews
"When Kurt Hummel imagined his dreams of making it to New York somehow being thwarted by 'unknown forces', he wasn't expecting it to be the cause of the country's inhabitants mutating into zombies." Set towards the end of 'New York'.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Waking the Dead by Phx-Songbird reviews
The guilt and shame that Hermione feels about not keeping her parents safe from the Death Eaters leads her down a path self destruction. Who will rescue Hermione from herself? Rating for drug abuse. Implied, not depicted. REWRITE Chapters 1-15.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,805 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Kurt Hummel: Babysitter Extraordinaire by BreeZombiee reviews
Kurt babysits for the Anderson family who just moved in. But what happens when their son Blaine comes home early to find the new babysitter in his house with his little sister? AU! pre-slash. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
There's Something About Coffee by thissuperficialhypocrisy reviews
"For beans crushed, doused in hot water ... Blaine thinks it has the capability of bringing together, and sabotaging, the world they know." ;; The five conclusions Blaine Anderson's come to with coffee and the one conclusion he comes to without it.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,572 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Love Language by thesoundofsunshine reviews
There are moments in life when we feel a connection, so deep words can hardly describe it. But, how do we know that it's real? This is the story of Kurt who meets Blaine and falls in love.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,331 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Just Listen by foreternityblue reviews
Blaine was the social enigma of McKinley, until an unkown incident in sophomore year that drove him into isolation. Kurt is the bullied gay kid who was always interested in Blaine. When they're paired for a project, things might be uncovered. Klaine AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 93,415 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Dazed and Confused by YourFairyGodfather reviews
"Maybe it was best he didn't get out of the car. 'I'm dapper and charming and here are some flowers' didn't sound right." Blaine isn't nervous about a family dinner at Kurt's, except he totally is. Meeting Brittany for the first time kinda isn't helping.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Blaine A., Brittany P. - Complete
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Always There For You reviews
His last promise was he would always, always love Kurt, no matter what. Jar of Hearts song fic.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
A Broken Whisper reviews
Blaine leaves in the middle of the night, leaving a heart broken Kurt behind. Based on Last Kiss, Taylor Swift.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,604 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
All This Time reviews
He's been missing for so long, leaving Blaine with the thoughts of the past, bombarding him as he as he rediscovers the place where everything was once alright where everything was right. Lightly based on Somewhere Only We know.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,777 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.