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Favorite Quotes-Benjamin Franklin( yea, just finished my english class)

Don't throw stones at your neighbours, if your own windows are glass.

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.

Well done is better than well said.

No gains without Pains

If your head is wax don't walk in the sun.

Three may keep a secret if two are dead.

Genius without education is like silver in the mine.

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Better Luck Next Time by Emotion Masen reviews
Bella has always felt like she had the worst luck. Getting pregnant with her son Alex from a busted condom while on the pill. Now 5 years later, her embarrassing & unfortunate luck hasn't changed when she gets locked out of her house in nothing but a bathrobe, 1 slipper & a bag of garbage with her hot new neighbor Edward watching from his porch with a stupid sexy grin on his face.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,114 - Reviews: 1891 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 2,354 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Bella, Edward
White Collar Boxing by RosieRathbone reviews
Retired boxer-turned CEO, Edward Cullen, is about to face his biggest challenge yet when he is landed with his teenage daughter for the summer. With the help of his feisty PA, Bella, maybe they can find something to bond over? AH OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 82,741 - Reviews: 1690 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 1,503 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 9/15/2014
The Harvest Table by Edward's Eternal reviews
Isabella Swan, an executive under a great deal of stress, has the sudden need to get out of the office. Driving aimlessly, she finds her way to a country market and meets the charismatic stock boy, Edward. But is there more to Edward than meets the eye? Can he help Bella figure out there is more to life than money and business?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,232 - Reviews: 3731 - Favs: 1,684 - Follows: 1,720 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 5/9 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Bull Rider by Edward's Eternal reviews
Bella's an exemplary student who enjoys her part-time job at the University, helping with event days; except when she has to deal with one particular sponsor. Edward Cullen runs the most popular country bar in the area. Handsome, charming and cocky, he only has eyes for one member of the student body. Can he ever make her see beneath his façade?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,911 - Reviews: 3574 - Favs: 2,197 - Follows: 2,201 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 3/1 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Illegal Contact by Jen733 reviews
Edward Masen is a 29 year old former NFL football player, now coaching high school football in Forks. He leads a quiet life until he meets a woman that will change his life forever. What's been missing from his life may be right in front of him. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,822 - Reviews: 13388 - Favs: 7,522 - Follows: 4,490 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,477 - Reviews: 12857 - Favs: 5,966 - Follows: 5,341 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,737 - Reviews: 8232 - Favs: 7,565 - Follows: 7,768 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Hell of a Prize by linctaviatrash reviews
Octavia of the Sky People demands her hard-earned prize.
100 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19 - Octavia B., Lincoln - Complete
Come On Up to the House by Brooke Enik reviews
Vauseman. Season 2. Piper is out on furlough, in Queens and decides to take a detour. All belongs to Jenji Kohan and Piper Kerman. No infringement intended.
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,788 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Piper C., Alex V.
Lines by TheRuggeddomContest reviews
Three drooping lines of rusty, barbed wire separated her from me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,626 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spy Games by Jenn1987 reviews
Powerful and successful, Isabella Swan held the world in the palm of her hand. Unfortunately for her, so did Edward Cullen. Written for the "Forbidden Affairs" contest and placed third. OOC, AH/AU, E/B, Rated M for Language and Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 291,593 - Reviews: 2916 - Favs: 3,539 - Follows: 2,100 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Last Call by Robsmyyummy Cabanaboy reviews
The past she's struggling to remember is the time he'd rather forget. Can they move beyond the scars and forge a new beginning together? Or have they missed their Last Call? AH, Rated M for things adults say and do.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 209,512 - Reviews: 4534 - Favs: 1,883 - Follows: 1,397 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Beyond the Sea by DaCherry reviews
Bella and Edward meet while both are active duty in the navy and headed for a deployment. When they get back, they go their separate ways. What happens when their paths cross 7 years later? **Short Chapters**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 39,314 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If We Ever Meet Again by pattyrose reviews
High School for geeky Edward was a nightmare of mistakes, missed opportunities & insecurity issues. Six years later when fate hands him a second chance, will he know how to take it? Or will the insecure boy inside rear his head again? AH, E&B, Canon pairs
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 164,048 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 3,825 - Follows: 1,994 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7428 - Favs: 10,281 - Follows: 5,770 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Brown Eyes and Stalkerboy by Pandora's Box Is Heavy reviews
"Who said I had a motive?" he asks."Why'd you ask me out, Stalkerboy?""That's simple," he shrugs turning to me. "I wanted to get into your pants."I don't think before I act. I punch the douche in his mouth. And he has the gall to look surprised.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 34,095 - Reviews: 1573 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dead Man Walking by MandyLeigh87 reviews
When graduate student Isabella Swan decides to write her final paper on death row inmate Edward Masen, she promises her mother she won't get too involved. She couldn't have been more wrong. Rated M for language, content. B/E Mini Fic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,577 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Complete
The Roommate by MandyLeigh87 reviews
I needed a roommate. What I got was one heck of a problem. AH BxE Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,364 - Reviews: 4705 - Favs: 4,122 - Follows: 3,002 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gravity Series 3: Smoke & Mirrors by drotuno reviews
3rd in the Gravity Series. Carlisle brings a client to Gravity for protection, but there is more to this famous female singer than meets the eye. Bella, Edward, and crew not only will have to keep her safe but figure out who is threatening her. AH/Sequel
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 255,360 - Reviews: 3039 - Favs: 1,518 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fuggiasco by kdc2239 reviews
Edward, homeless since age twelve is used to the gritty, hard life. Now twenty, his main goal is to make it in the world, and off the streets. What happens when a girl who seems to be broken beyond repair becomes his new shadow?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 166,725 - Reviews: 5455 - Favs: 4,770 - Follows: 3,027 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Strange Brew by Magnolia822 reviews
Soon-to-be college senior Bella Swan needs a summer job. Edward Cullen needs a worker for his new tasting room at Cullen Creek Brewery. She doesn't know much about beer, but she knows how to push his buttons. Romance/Humor, ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 108,831 - Reviews: 5472 - Favs: 5,659 - Follows: 3,024 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Je t'aime by bledsoe09 reviews
Bella, Alice and Rosalie are bestfriends/very well known fashion designers who are headed to Paris, France for fashion show week and a little resting time. What could happen when Emmett, Jasper and Edward go for a fun filled vacation in the same place.OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 99,404 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Unplanned Perfection by littlecat358 reviews
Bella and Alice were best friends, which made Bella the only girl off limits to Alice's brother Edward. When a party the summer after graduation gets out of control, Bella's world is turned upside down. "He doesn't know. I don't want him to."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 382,594 - Reviews: 13140 - Favs: 8,733 - Follows: 4,748 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9473 - Favs: 8,333 - Follows: 5,697 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4465 - Favs: 7,157 - Follows: 4,138 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8129 - Favs: 8,216 - Follows: 8,424 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Loner by Nilla79 reviews
All Human. Edward Cullen was a loner, an outcast. He clearly hated everybody, including himself. He was not a nice person. So, why was I so drawn to him? And why did I get the crazy feeling he felt the same way?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 115 - Words: 379,793 - Reviews: 10537 - Favs: 4,742 - Follows: 2,814 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Vault by SydneyAlice reviews
An outtake written for Fandom Fights Tsunami.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 5159 - Favs: 2,409 - Follows: 1,361 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gravity Series 1: Blood & Glory by drotuno reviews
The definition of a mercenary is a soldier for hire. His crew are trained fighting machines. Hers are smart PIs. What happens when they need each other to survive? Canon couples. AH/AU. Rated M for lots of reasons, including violence and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 302,953 - Reviews: 4463 - Favs: 3,516 - Follows: 1,301 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Don't Know Anything by TwiDi reviews
Parents' death left her with a new-born brother. Claiming him as hers, she heads to her father's. How’d she cope her unsaid secrets with the green-eyed jerk’s advances & unknwn lurking danger,EXB,AH,Possessiveward. Razzle Dazzle & Silent Tear Award nmnee
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 178,553 - Reviews: 3502 - Favs: 2,627 - Follows: 2,651 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Edward, Bella
A Thousand Leaves by BellaSunshine reviews
Isabella Swan grew up as the best friend of Alice Cullen, younger sister of Edward Cullen, who was never nice to Bella despite her being an "honorary Cullen." Everything changes when Edward is sent to prison for the murder of Bella's mother. AU-Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 41 - Words: 196,783 - Reviews: 7254 - Favs: 4,728 - Follows: 2,840 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Come to Life Beneath the Stars by Lillybellis reviews
As Bella Swan starts over with hopes of finding her future, Edward Cullen is hanging on desperately to his past. She's treading water, and he's a corporate golden boy. They share an office, but few words...until one night changes everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,711 - Reviews: 5017 - Favs: 5,928 - Follows: 3,710 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Perfect Mr Imperfect by xrxdanixrx reviews
Bella wanted Mr. Perfect, but he didn't want her. When Mr. Imperfect comes along, can she look close enough to see just who is more perfect for her? A story about falling in love with the imperfections. AH - Rated M for lemons later.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 165,467 - Reviews: 6123 - Favs: 3,913 - Follows: 2,417 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love is the End by phoebes.promise reviews
If he had only spoken the right words at the right time she would be his forever. Instead, they ache, love and long for each other in silence. A bittersweet love story desperately searching for a happily ever after. E/B, AH, M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,508 - Reviews: 2244 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Scarlet by archer24 reviews
Bella is the greatest thief the world's never seen; she is only recognized by her scarlet calling card. Edward is FBI, and has been able to catch every criminal he's come across. Little do they know, they are both about to meet their match. AH, OOC, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 147,185 - Reviews: 7058 - Favs: 4,950 - Follows: 2,518 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Ex Factor : Edward & Bella by AngelAtTwilight reviews
Edward & Bella are exes. 4 years later, fate gives them a new hand by reuniting them together in their father's joint cabin, with the assistance of their clashing friends. How will it end? Hmm. *AH, OOC, A/L, Canon/Uncanon couples.*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 786,765 - Reviews: 9263 - Favs: 6,923 - Follows: 3,362 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Devil's Angel by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
My Harley, freedom and the women I have waiting for me up and down the California coast are my distractions, that was until my Beauty turned my world upside down. ExB, AH, OOC, Mystery/Suspense/Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 10898 - Favs: 2,674 - Follows: 1,809 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Friend Boy by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
As if starting a new school away from her friends and family isn't enough, she has nuisance/captain of the football team Edward interested in her. “Hello, I’m Edward Cullen.” She took my hand, shaking it, “I’m not interested.”AH/AU Bella has better balanc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 167,260 - Reviews: 2905 - Favs: 4,166 - Follows: 1,480 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Betting Man by mybluesky reviews
Edward makes a bet with Bella's ex, James, that he can bed her. Bella learns of the bet through a friend and decides to string Edward along for a bit and subsequently land herself a hot date for her friend's wedding. Things soon get very interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 181,108 - Reviews: 6442 - Favs: 5,509 - Follows: 2,823 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Major Misconduct by m7707 reviews
Edward Cullen - hot high school hockey player. Bella Swan - shy high school student. They've admired each other from afar, so what happens when they finally meet? Will they be strong enough to handle a threat from his past? No good deed goes unpunished...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 160,515 - Reviews: 4894 - Favs: 5,994 - Follows: 2,599 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12490 - Favs: 7,077 - Follows: 3,468 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10021 - Favs: 7,432 - Follows: 6,124 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Tahoe Tanglings by hammondgirl reviews
Bella & Alice head out for a winter vacation in Tahoe. Along the way, they meet Rose & Emmett, and during their stay, they meet both Edward & Jasper. Tahoe Tanglings is co-authored by AHizelm & HammondGirl, and will include all POVs. BxE,
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,205 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,703 - Reviews: 6371 - Favs: 8,712 - Follows: 4,029 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I've Just Seen A Face by calin-durus reviews
I've been alone and I have missed things and kept out of sight, But other girls were never quite like this" Will the quite coffee store manager makes his move? AH/AU Oneshot. M for Language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,765 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Hope by linked-pinkies reviews
When the abuse became too much, Jasper joined a gang. He lives his life because he has to. Now that he meets Alice, he's trying to live because he WANTS to. Can their love overcome all? Will Alice's feelings for Jasper be enough to save him? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 297,742 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Ex Factor: Outtakes by AngelAtTwilight reviews
If you enjoy "The Ex Factor: Edward & Bella", and have read it all, then you will love these outtakes. Dipping into the past, both before and after their reconciliation, these outtakes are not to be missed!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 105,330 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Edward, Bella
A Haunting by The Darkest Point reviews
Bella, Alice, and Rosalie are best friends who are taking a year off before starting college. They're going around the country...Twist? They are going to haunted places. Come on you know you want to! AH. Cannon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,427 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5750 - Favs: 9,488 - Follows: 3,162 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The New Hellion: A Jalice OneShot by Calikisses reviews
Have you ever had that intense physical attraction to someone you just met? Not even met, just seen? I have." AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,867 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
One Night by beeJar reviews
All human. After 9 years of not seeing her high school crush, Bella is forced to meet Edward at his request. Lots of laughs as she tries to escape several times but fails... well she actually falls.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,742 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Must Have Been Love by wtvoc reviews
AU-Human, Normal pairings. Alice thinks her roommate and her cousin are Made For Each Other. What say her cousin and her roommate? And why is it that love always has to get so very, very complicated?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 125,012 - Reviews: 3448 - Favs: 3,212 - Follows: 2,049 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8723 - Favs: 14,288 - Follows: 2,965 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Serendipity by muggleinlove reviews
Newly single Bella decides to give up on finding a relationship. Only to meet Edward. Edward is sick of meeting women that just want to sleep with him, and is looking for a serious relationship. What happens when there paths cross? All humans, normal pair
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 72,574 - Reviews: 2237 - Favs: 3,184 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
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