Joker'sOnlyFear
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Joined 03-12-09, id: 1864648, Profile Updated: 04-27-10
Author has written 46 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Brokeback Mountain, House, M.D., Spider-Man, Twilight, and Alice in Wonderland.

Vegetarian since 3/2/09

Straight female, pro-gay rights

I signed a petition on http://www.theultimatejoker.com/ for having the Joker character banned from all future Batman flicks to protect Heath Ledger's legacy. I encourage you to sign up!

"We're old friends, the Joker and I."
- Dr. Jonathan Crane, The Dark Knight (the novelization of, by Dennis O'Neil)

I love quoting books and films and such (I do it all the time), which is why I've limited myself to solely the above.

EXPERT PSYCHOLOGY: SLAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE...

Joker/Crane is really the only pairing I'm particular about (meaning I'll grotesquely torture and eventually murder anyone who ever splits the two up) - my likes and dislikes with other universes and such change all the time.

I love dark stories with lots of suspense, murder and psychological intrigue. I pride myself on being quite the descriptive writer, so I love that element in what I read as well. Style of writing is always important.

Kind reviews are always encouraged and appreciated!

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I Wrote This by im-batman reviews
Please," Joker got down on his knees, he was still unclothed from the waste down. "CAN WE GO SOMEWHERE THAT HAS PICTURES OF THE FOOD ON THE MENUS!"
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 31,513 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Joker, J. Crane
Paper China by LittleSnowPea reviews
Dr. Jonathan Crane gets more that he bargained for when he forms an impromptu alliance with the Joker. NOW NEW AND COMPLETE!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,129 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Joker, J. Crane - Complete
Sighs Sequel to Smiles by tragicpoet54 reviews
Continuation of Smiles. Joker is released from Arkham and Crane redoes his Toxin. They are drawn to each other and Scarecrow uses that to his advantage. Scarecrow/Joker/Crane.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,555 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 2/19/2009 - J. Crane, Joker
Taming of the Scarecrow by Aloria-Catalonia reviews
It was no secret that Commissioner Gordon had the two hottest sons in Gotham City....Slash, AU, Joker/Jonathan Crane rated for safety. story loosely based off of Shakespeare's Taming of the Shrew
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 20,371 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - J. Crane, Joker
Therapeutic Snogging by Spamsterlady reviews
Sirius has run away from home and is feeling down. What better way to remedy this than spilling his secrets and having a snog with Remus? SBxRL obviously. ; Rated for boyxboy tonsil hockey, almost violence with apples and a corny title.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
In Sorte Diaboli by BL00DofTheViNE reviews
Follow Harry Potter's descent into darkness. Where there are vampires, there will be power, blood, and sex. . . All things that Harry begins to develop a taste for. Harry cannot resist. The temptation? Draco Malfoy. HP/DM slash. Vampirism. Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,039 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Puzzle Pieces by KousukeAsazuki reviews
Sirius only noticed how well he and Remus fit together. SiriusRemus, Marauder years, PWP, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,345 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Control by The Illegible reviews
Scientifically essential. Oneshot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2010 - J. Crane - Complete
Concrete by GreyLiliy reviews
Holding experiments in his office just wasn't working for Jonathan any longer. He needed someplace new. Prequel to Burlap.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,511 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2010 - J. Crane - Complete
I Don't Want Anybody Else by Lauralot reviews
It's a perfectly logical system. It isn't a fixation at all. Joker/Crane
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,944 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2010 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
House of Cards by Hallow Eve reviews
House is about to meet his most difficult patient ever. And he may not come out of it alive. House M.D./Dark Knight crossover. CHAPTER SEVEN UP!In other words, UPDATED!
Crossover - House, M.D. & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,754 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - G. House, Joker
Celebrate With The Joker by im-batman reviews
Joker is a very festive man, read about how he celebrates the many holidays of October.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Complete
Hard feelings by Hordepally reviews
A one shot regarding Jack/Joker's origins at the hands of the Mob and Dr. Crane/Scarecrow.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
The Horrible Sickness by Lauralot reviews
What's worse than the Clown Prince of Crime? The Clown Prince of Crime with a fever. Rated for language, violence, and briefly disgusting content, but mostly for safety.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,840 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
A masqerade of the best sort by CleoCrow reviews
THE RABBIT AND THE TEDDY BEAR. the same story different title. When Alice comes back from Wonderland she isn't the same, rather insane. This is her's and a mans story to regain sanity.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009
Rules To The Moral Codes by KendraxCrane reviews
Jonathan Crane gets throne into the anarchy that is Arkham Asylum. He falls for the one person he wanted to avoid, the Joker. Johnny Boys going to learn some things. Slash. No flames. Also, not good at summary's, its better then it sound, scouts honer.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,531 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - J. Crane, Joker
Chance Encounters by TheOtherMaddHatter reviews
How exactly did Jonathan meet the Clown Prince of Crime? Through a sequence of chance encounters, Jonathan Crane will learn what it truely means to know fear. -This is a slash story between Joker/Jonathan Crane/Scarecrow. -Rating has changed!-
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,350 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Roses by xXKittenCraneXx reviews
Jonathan is forced to get married to Oswald Cobblepot but finds out that his only friend Jack Naiper is in love with him Joker/Crane SLASH
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - J. Crane, Joker
My Johnny Boy by SiriusxLupin reviews
Hello there, Johnny boy..." Just a night that Dr. Crane will never forget. Joker will be sure of that... Joker/Crane slash pairing. Sexual themes ahead.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,453 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Joker, J. Crane
Mind Over Matter by blueblackangel reviews
A prison guard pushes Crane too far, and our favorite doctor comes back with a vengeance. ONESHOT. Don't own it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2009 - J. Crane, J. Gordon - Complete
Morning and Night by Bonomania reviews
Wilson owns the mornings, the nights belong to House. H/W est/slash. I do not own House etc etc.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/6/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Timebomb by Sudonim reviews
The craziest man is the one who seems sanest but cannot possibly be. Jonathan Crane is that man. Slash, long-form drabble, violence, language, sexual content, terrorism.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Joker, J. Crane
Closet Skeletons by Elephants On Parade reviews
Don't look. Don't fret. And do not- whatever you do- listen to his words. Do not listen. Do not let him get you trapped into a corner. Listen and you will lose yourself, you will do what he wants. Then he will own your soul.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,085 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - J. Crane
The missing sock by jelly-tots reviews
Wilson is in need of his sock and he demans House's help. Well ... he finds his sock. Mild House/Wilson. Very funny XP
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Tell me about Batman by blueblackangel reviews
Before making his big debut with Batman, Joker gets some advice from a Batman veteran...None other than the Scarecrow himself. Takes place in the beginning of TDK. No slash.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Joker, J. Crane - Complete
Exam room by jelly-tots reviews
Cuddy has had the last straw and she is about to face the issue with a very interesting word! Bad summary! It's a House/Wilson slash. Enjoy.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/23/2009
Dearest Doctor Arkham by Lauralot reviews
The Joker writes a complaint letter to Arkham's administrator. Rated for language and mention of violence.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Joker - Complete
Music to his ears by jelly-tots reviews
Wilson expected House to annoy him, but he didn't expect him to hate classical music so much I feel this summary is mis-leading S House/Wilson slash. Enjoy.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Guillotine by Elephants On Parade reviews
Jonathan Crane is sentenced to death via beheading.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2009 - J. Crane - Complete
Crane's Asylum by blueblackangel reviews
While Dr. Crane goes away on a workshop for doctors, a new inmate is admitted to Arkham Asylum. And just when he thinks he's on top, Dr. Crane returns to set things straight.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/15/2009 - J. Crane
Mister J's Birthday by xXKittenCraneXx reviews
Gothams own Clown Prince of Crime is having the best day ever with the Scarecrow JokerCrane SLASH
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2009 - J. Crane, Joker
Leporiphobia by Lauralot reviews
Anything can be terrifying. Even a rabbit.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2009 - J. Crane - Complete
The Devil Laughs by ravensparrowhawk reviews
I'm going to put a mark on you one day, boy, that you're never going to forget or get rid of. Yet another take on one of the Joker scarring stories, pre-TDK by a good span. Rated for violence and blood.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Joker - Complete
Did someone say cookies? by HyperactiveJoker reviews
Jonathan Crane is making cookies, and Joker wants some. Joker/Crane Slash. Fluffy one-shot. Reviews are greatly appreciated.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Published: 3/13/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
We'll meet at the end by HyperactiveJoker reviews
Joker is said to be dead and Jonathan Crane/Scarecrow avenges him by destroying Gotham City. JOKER/CRANE SLASH. One shot. Reviews are greatly appreciated.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/11/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Heights and a Hand Grenade by redheadrebel77 reviews
The Joker causes some destruction from above. Cards fall and 'ants' scatter from the scene as he laughs. Just diving into how his mind operates. Oneshot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Joker - Complete
Beautiful Geeks and Circus Freaks by medicated memories reviews
We were the trio of misfits; Jack, Jonathan and I. And one day, one of us would rule the world...JokerxOC & CranexOC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,784 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Joker, J. Crane
Alice and The Joker by Astronomixicalixa reviews
Title says it all. Batman/Alice in W/L fanfic. My first story, please read! I know that this summary is poor, but I've always been rubbish at them. And I love reviews- hint . Also tell me how I can improve, as it will help in the future... thank you! XD.
Crossover - Alice in Wonderland & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Alice
Scarecrow by Koneko-Haru-chan reviews
Semi-sequel to Senses. Scarecrow's point of view. Jonathan is his. written by Oro-sensei
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/24/2009 - J. Crane - Complete
Senses by Koneko-Haru-chan reviews
The six senses are an odd thing with the Joker. hinted joker X Crane nd hinted Joker X Batman. Written by Oro-sensei!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Joker, J. Crane
Smiles by tragicpoet54 reviews
Dr. Crane has a new patient, and he presents a challenge. Snarky Joker, egotistical Crane, and cliche lines. Psychological concepts and intrigue.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,829 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Burlap by GreyLiliy reviews
Jonathan hadn't meant to buy the burlap. It just sort of happened.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,484 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/11/2009 - J. Crane - Complete
Arkham's Finest by medicated memories reviews
After a ruined suicide attempt, Nicole Beaufort finds herself in the infamous asylum, flirting with disaster and Arkham's finest. JokerXOC & CraneXOC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Joker, J. Crane
Fear by Zombie-Ta reviews
After Johnathan Crane escapes from Arkham asylum he tries to spread his villainous wings. But will the Joker, also fresh from Arkham, use Scarecrow to further his own career? Slash, Joker x Scarecrow. Rated M for sexual content, language and naughtiness.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,595 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - J. Crane, Joker
Smile by Sugary Snicket reviews
His past is not what he says it is. His past is, in fact, far more strange and terrifying... A possible origin for the Joker. NOT another Abusive Family or Mobbed Wife story, I promise. I wrote this to counteract that. Obviously going to get pretty brutal
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,958 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Joker - Complete
Free Fall by Joker88 reviews
There's a woman in the gray dress, and she's dancing to a tune he can barely remember. Love was hard to forget, and the man underneath the powder was somebody that didn't deserve what she had to offer. The Joker would settle for hate. Hate was familiar.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Joker, J. Crane - Complete
A Christmas Tale by Miss Interrogative reviews
Dr. Crane is planning something bad, The Joker is showing off his horrible Christmas caroling skills, and Harvey is determined in drowning his holiday sorrow in sugar. A Christmas Fic.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,118 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Joker, J. Crane - Complete
City On Fire by Jacqueline King reviews
Some men just want to watch the world burn." During the lunacy when Dr. Crane's drug has seeped out into the slums of Gotham, a character lurks and watches the chaos, planning his own dose of anarchy. Joker-centric. T for weirdness...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Joker, J. Crane - Complete
Homecoming by Dorryen Golde reviews
Jerome Eugene Morrow's thoughts about a certain Vincent Freeman, along with an alternate ending.
Gattaca - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Complete
A Short Encounter by handinhand reviews
Grin and bobbling, the puce cat spoke his windy melody. The words wound round about him in strings. Cheshire spun them from his fingers. “You may have noticed that I’m not all there myself.”
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Wear and Tear by A Terrible Person reviews
So how did everyone's favorite asylum mates end up in Thorny Towers? From Loboto to Fred, I'll try and answer your question. Rated T for blood and cursing. Patient of now: Fred, which means my story is done.
Psychonauts - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,491 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Could You Try to Mime It Out? by Keeper-of-the-Cheese reviews
Just because you're usually the one causing the mayhem and mishaps does not mean that you are in any way immune to them.' R&R please!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Joker - Complete
Merry Bloody Christmas Remus Lupin by RoxanneReluisant reviews
Remus doesn't think his life could get worse. Finding out he was gay made it worse. Finding out he had a crush on his best mate made it even worse. To top it all off, he has the flu on Christmas. Sirius/Remus. Warnings: Slash, boy love, kissing. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Cartoon Eyes by nikkilittle reviews
A road trip story. Alice of Wonderland and Wendy of Neverland make a trip from the world of cartoons into the real world to lay flowers at the grave of Walt Disney.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Complete
The Odd Couple by Jane-Martin reviews
The Story Formerly Known As "Late". Jonathan Crane's house has been invaded by the Joker's presence. Poor Jonathan must learn to live with the clown's antics while analyzing his new roommate's interesting mind. Rated T for language NO LONGER A ONE-SHOT
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,710 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 9/3/2008
I'm Too Sexy by MissCloud reviews
The Joker is once again interrogated by Batman... but said clown finds a way to spice it up a little. Slash. Joker/Batman
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Complete
The Half Killed by Spike'sSavior reviews
Jonathon Crane has been injured in his latest fight with Batman. When he enters into an abandoned building to hide and heal he meets the Joker. Can Crane survive or will lust turn into something more? Or will he just wind up dead?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,934 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 8/1/2008
Chaos and Fear by aikaterine26 reviews
Post-DK. Since arriving at Arkham Asylum the Joker has few opportunities to interact with other inmates, with good reason. Jonathan Crane isn't scared. Why should he be? Oneshot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Joker, J. Crane - Complete
Rewrite by Silver Pard reviews
"If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice." The Joker shuffles the deck and makes himself anew with every card.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/4/2008 - The Joker - Complete
Joker Missing Scenes by alocin reviews
The Dark Knight. Two and a half hours long but not nearly enough of the Joker; just some thoughts about what might have been happening when the scene was elsewhere.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,674 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008
With Or Without You by cheskie reviews
1963. He was growing impatient, while he was still harboring doubts. Their summer is already nearing its closure, but both men must come to terms on how to maintain their now matured relationship.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Complete
The Joker's First Escapade by beggars-would-ride reviews
After the movie. Joker had to come from somewhere, right? Well, my musings suggest that Dr. Crane becomes Joker.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2007
What a Wiskey Bottle Will Reflect by MyCrimsonDawn reviews
Fear, discovery, secrets, and love. All things that can be reflected in a wiskey bottle. Things that happened one summer to two boys, and that are now being relived only two years later. Except this time, will they get their happy ending?
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,784 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/16/2006 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Complete
This Moment by nightrobin2424 reviews
Ennis and Jack that first summer, their last moments on the mountain
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Complete
Puppet Strings by Birgit Riddle reviews
Giving in is far too easy, but one sometimes will just fight it until they are made to see the truth. Jonathan Crane has a struggle with himself.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Complete
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The Prince and the Pauper reviews
And so the clown became the doctor, and the doctor the clown. Jim Gordon and the Batman also make an appearance in this story. Some Joker/Crane. Rated for violence, a bit of language, and for the overall darkness of the tale. Nothing truly graphic.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2010 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
What Fear and Smoking Lead To reviews
The Joker marvels at Jonathan's use of one of humanity's most pressing addictions... Joker/Crane. Rated for some graphic content.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2010 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Riddle Me Catty reviews
Catwoman aids the Joker and Crane with the hiring of the Riddler. Joker/Crane, and some Stephen King tidbits.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2010 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Jonny's BTAS Complaints reviews
Jonathan Crane has a major problem with how his character was portrayed in the old nineties cartoon "Batman the Animated Series." Joker/Crane slash.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Better Every Time reviews
A kinky night in an odd place. Graphic Joker/Crane. R & R please.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Crane's Trippin Balls reviews
This story is so wrong in so many ways. Inspired by the YouTube video of the same title. Involves Harvey Dent, a poor poodle, the Joker, and of course the awesome drugged Jonathan Crane. Implied Joker/Crane.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2009 - J. Crane, Harvey D. - Complete
Arkham Ethics Is One Big Joke reviews
Bruce definitely thinks so, though Dr. Crane would prefer to snobbishly disagree. NO slash. The Joker and Rachel Dawes are mentioned. Some sarcastic humor. OC?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2009 - J. Crane, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Jonny's Got Back reviews
The Joker pays homage to his fetish - in a way that's rather embarrassing for a certain doctor we all know. Joker/Crane slash.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2009 - J. Crane, Joker
Jonny's Sexy Moonwalk reviews
Jonny performs one of the most famous dance moves of all time - in a surprising way. Rated for drug use and nudity. Joker/Crane slash.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Despair reviews
Our favorite couple is in jail for reasons I won't reveal here. Jonny's acting menopausal and Joker comforts him in the only way he can. Joker/Crane slash.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/27/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
He's WHAT? reviews
Norman Roberts and his henchmen will never be the same after they make a business deal with the Joker - especially when they discover Jonathan's secret. Joker/Crane slash, strong language, some objectionable concepts.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Are We Having Fun Yet? reviews
Jonny certainly isn't. Inspired by "How You Remind Me" by Nickelback. Joker/Crane Origin Story #3, after "Newfound Desires" and "Bruises". GRAPHIC Joker/Crane slash.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Pet Me reviews
This was insane. This was bad behavior. VERY bad behavior. . .Then why was he doing this in the first place? Joker/Crane slash. Slightly OoC.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
He's A Lady reviews
BATMAN FINDS OUT THAT JONNY AND THE JOKER ARE GAY! Borrowings from Breakfast on Pluto again. Don't want to say anything much because it might give away the plot. Humerously OoC.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Hard Eye Candy reviews
It's Joker's birthday - and Jonny gives him a VERY naughty present. Transvestism inspired by the film "Breakfast on Pluto", in which the gorgeous Cillian Murphy also stars. Funny, hot, kinky Joker/Crane slash, mildly graphic.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Published: 6/11/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
A FearFilled Web reviews
Peter Parker has just begun to discover his powers when he meets Joker and Crane - and refusal of their "business offer" may have terrifying consequences. Movie-based. Go Spidey, Go! Implied Joker/Crane, if you think about a few words in the "right" way.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Peter P./Spider-Man, J. Crane - Complete
Some Like It Hot reviews
Cliche title, I know. Just another summer night at Arkham Asylum, Joker and Crane doing some really naughty things in Jonny's office. These are rated "M" for a reason, folks! Joker/Crane too hot for words, short, sexy, sweet.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Lumbar Discovery reviews
Jonathan is once again at the mercy of a certain diagnostician - who discovers something about him that will give Crane just one more reason to hate Dr. Gregory House. Implied Joker/Crane, implied House/Wilson. Sequel-ish to "Awkward Interruption".
Crossover - House, M.D. & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2009 - G. House, J. Crane - Complete
Bruises reviews
CHAOS. Violence. Torture. It's the Joker at his best - er, worst - and Jonathan Crane and one unlucky henchman are dragged along for the ride. Post-TDK. MY FIRST MULTI-CHAPTER FIC! FINALLY COMPLETE!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,289 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Smells Like Scarecrow Spirit reviews
The Joker's taste in music has begun to grow on Jonathan - with a little help from Scarecrow. Short, funny, sexy. Joker/Crane slash.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Model Gift reviews
The Joker goes into a gay bar one night on the pretext of meeting a couple of his boyfriend's acquaintances - and Jonathan has a delicious surprise for him. Joker/Crane naughtiness.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/14/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Pleasure reviews
Just another sexy, romantic night in Jonathan's apartment bed. Need I say more? hahaha Experiments with free-verse poetry-ish prose. Joker/Crane slash. Duh.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/11/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Injection reviews
Jonathan begins coughing up blood during a police interrogation - and is promptly rushed to Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital, where his meeting with Dr. House ends in tragedy. Cliche lines, no slash. Rating has been lowered!
Crossover - House, M.D. & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2009 - G. House, J. Crane - Complete
Awkward Interruption reviews
Drs. House and Wilson are getting ready to go home to House's, erm, house for the night. They stop by House's office - and run into two VERY unexpected characters, one of whom has a special relationship with Wilson. House/Wilson & Joker/Crane, both slash.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2009 - J. Wilson, J. Crane - Complete
The Cheshire Grin reviews
The Cheshire Cat has "stolen" the Joker's smile - and he wants it back. No slash.
Crossover - Batman Begins/Dark Knight & Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Joker - Complete
If U Seek Harley reviews
It is the day of a certain jester-girl's funeral - and the person to whom she told THEIR SECRET is finally revealed! Follows "Not Here." Joker/Crane slash, implied Harley/you'llfindout.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/7/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
To Make One's Eight reviews
Ennis comes to watch Jack ride in a rodeo - and Jack has a close call with a bull. Ennis/Jack slash, obviously.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Complete
Not Here reviews
The Joker and Jonathan FINALLY confront Harley about her knowledge of their secret! Will she make it out alive? The final? installment in the "Harlequin" series. Slightly explicit Joker/Crane slash.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/4/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Table Salt reviews
Pietro Medicci KNOWS THEIR SECRET - and he receives a most frightening lecture from Scarecrow. Sequel to "Jesteress", HQ#I'velostcount. Implied Joker/Crane.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/3/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Torridity reviews
The dog days of summer have landed hot and hard on Gotham City, and the Joker and Jonathan Crane are waiting for something. Slight Joker/Crane you-know-what.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/30/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Bedclothes reviews
Just a short little drabble about my thoughts on what the members of Joker's little "gang" of criminals would wear to bed - if they had such a bed to wear those things in. Implied Joker/Crane.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/27/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Heat Pathos reviews
Jonathan Crane and the Joker "celebrate" their third year together. Not really a part of my series, possibly a sequel? to "Newfound Desires." VERY explicit J.Crane/Joker slash. Easily-offended viewers be warned.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
That Darn Mutt reviews
A four-legged intruder to Arkham Asylum has stolen Jonathan's keys - and the Joker isn't helping by any means to get them back. Implied J.Crane/Joker.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/26/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Skipping to The Sound of Music reviews
Jonathan Crane and the Joker holding hands while skipping down a hallway? Now THAT would be a sight to see. Light, fluffy J.Crane/Joker slash. To those of you readers who don't like them to get too HARD together, hahaha.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/23/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Waltzing with Worries reviews
Jonathan confesses his suspicions about their discovery to the Joker. HQ#7 - even though she's not physically in the story. J.Crane/Joker slash - slightly out of character.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/22/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
A Skirt Short reviews
JONATHAN CRANE IN A MINI SKIRT? What REALLY happened before the incident in TDK where Joker is in the nurse's uniform and blows up a hospital. Not an HQ. J.Crane/Joker slash.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Newfound Desires reviews
Jonathan and the Joker each discover something new about themselves during their very first night together - in Jonathan's bed. Not an HQ. STRONG J.Crane/Joker slash - more so than in my previous stories, which should make some of my reviewers happy haha.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Peppermint Cupcake reviews
Can I try some of your frosting, Cupcake? Harley throws a party for Jonathan's birthday. Ever since he had met the Joker, Crane had wished for the same thing every year - and it always came true. HQ#5. J.Crane/Joker slash.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Introductions reviews
Instead of the Cullens, it's five members of the Batman's Rogues Gallery that Jessica introduces to Bella in the lunchroom on her first day of school at Forks High. Implied J.Crane/Joker slash.
Crossover - Batman Begins/Dark Knight & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/13/2009 - J. Crane, Bella - Complete
Jesteress reviews
Story of how Crane and Joker meet Harley Quinn for the first time - in a strip club! 4th in the Harlequin series, following "The Holiday Spirit", "Peanut Butter Surprise", and "Perfect Timing?". Rated M b/c it's a bit more graphic. Crane/Joker slash.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,099 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Nothing Matters reviews
What if the Joker was real, not just a movie character? Set during the fictionalized afterlife of Heath Ledger. A Heath Ledger birthday tribute. No slash. All that was changed about this story was the summary because the previous one sucked, and rating.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Joker - Complete
Perfect Timing? reviews
Harley forgot her camera - again! For all my adoring "fans" haha. Thanks so much for the suggestions! Sequel to "The Holiday Spirit" and "Peanut Butter Surprise". J.Crane/Joker slash.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/1/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Infliction reviews
Through a dream, Jonathan discovers how the Joker got his scars. J.Crane/Joker mild slash. Rated as such for memory violence. . .
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/29/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Peanut Butter Surprise reviews
Explains how Harley Quinn comes to know about J.Crane/Joker's intimate relationship, as stated in "The Holiday Spirit." J.Crane/Joker slash.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/28/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Let It All Burn reviews
Gotham City is dying, and the Penguin asks to join the Joker and Jonathan Crane in their quest for power. J.Crane/Joker slash.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/25/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
The Holiday Spirit reviews
The Joker succeeds at getting Dr. Crane into the holiday spirit. Joker/Crane slash.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/24/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
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