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Heyy im Liz (as the name states.) Im not 19, i just like the number. im not the baby of my fam either, im the oldest and my parents r overprotective num-nums sometimes. im in middle school but i will not tell u were i go cuz i dont wanna get stalked :) 2 of my besties in real life and on fanfic r blondiegirl44678 and faithhopelovejoy. YAY!!

Fave color: PURPLE!!

Fave book:uh...idk

Fave movie: omg Good Burger all the way! luv it!! if anyone writes a fanfic for it i will love you forever. not kidding! oh and juno's a really good flick too. and the house bunny and OK IM DONE NOW!!

I think Twilight is super overrated but watev cuz its still awesome.


Copy and Pastey thingies

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tastey!

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

if you're like me, you know a person or two who needs to get squished by a bus... or Tyler Crowley's van

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

Whoever said that nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you or you best friend(s) are insane, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or show so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you have at random moments, copy and paste onto your profile.

If Edward dazzles you too, copy and paste this onto your profile.


If you always regret saying things after you say them, even if its years later, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a huge crush on someone who you know will never like you back, who is older than you by a considerable ammount and who lives far away but can't stop liking them nonetheless, copy and paste this onto your prof. (NO TWILIGHT DOES NOT COUNT!!)

Random Sayings and quotes

Oh. They don't let me have lollipops anymore~Olivia

Tall people are awesome~ME!!

I feel like a plunger~Roz

His hair's all like woooo!~me

I found my clarinet in a trashcan?!~Liv-E (she really did!)

I'm taking my neighborhood Lexie~Livs

I feel pretty and witty and GAY!~the girl from West Side Story

...HAHAHA!~my Spanish class

Bit of a delayed reaction there, guys~Me

"Tickle my Pickle"~Noah's music stand

I got a backwards F-??~some kid in Livs band class

moo guh ge pa...muh goo goo goo...moo goo gay pen?~Rachel trying to pronounce the name of something @ the chinese restaurant.


Who just said my name??~Emma


Emma jumps like 3 feet in da air & looks around

Oh wait, no, it was a girl's voice, so...~Emma

a few secs l8r

HE'S GAY!!~Emma

Oooohhhhhh!~Madeline whenever I mention my crush. It is SO FREAKING ANNOYING!!

Check out my cool umbrella hat guys!-Sam

Sam, take that thing off your head. You look like a moron.-Jaime

Are you sure you know how to hit that ball?-Alex talking to Amanda

she hits the rubber ball volleyball style over the fence

Didn't think so.-Alex

Rich and popular Girl by blondiegirl44678 reviews
Bella goes to a boarding school in San Fransisco California, She shares a dorm with shy, and gorgous Edward Cullen, their friends but what happens when Edward shares his feeling for her especially after Bella gets hurt, what if she can't love him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,168 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009
Emmett and Not Rosalie reviews
This is what would happen if Emmett dated a human/someone other than Rose. Dedicated to my friend Emma.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,389 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Emmett