I'm not really a twilight fan. I don't think Taylor Lautner or Rob Pattisen is hot. I just love reading fanfics about bella and edward. TEAM EDWARD 4EVER!! No offense, to Team Jacob fans I just like Jacob when Edward gets jealous because of him. lol for some reason I find it endearing when Edward gets jealous about some other guy with Bella. But I hate it when Bella is jealous. ?? I have no idea why. Maybe cuz I'm a girl??
Name: Midnight Equinox(no duh)
I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.
Sometimes i wonder "why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.
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