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Joined 03-19-02, id: 186512, Profile Updated: 10-02-12
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter.

People describe me as a cross between Hermione Granger and Bernadette from the Big Bang Theory.

In brief:

Firstly, I don't like my Snapes fluffy or gushing. He's much more suited to dark and mysterious, as I think is obvious.

Secondly, contact me if you like. I promise I really am quite amiable.

I would also like it known that I have real-Hermione hair that I spend half my life trying to make look like movie-Hermione hair.

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Fiction Status:

A Willing Hostage: The canon one-shot will be turned into a longer, less canon piece! (After the completion of DiD.)

Dancing into Death (formerly Hades' Dance): in the process of being both edited and written. Any changes made to chapters already posted should not be significantly big.

Mixed Minds: is queued to be picked up after A Willing Hostage!

Ten Years: Ten Moments of Snape: complete. Ten years of fanfiction.net... Well, I never!

Dance of the Seven Veils: is getting a complete makeover in the form of Dancing with Death. I thought I'd leave it up because it's completely different

Awkward Feelings: despite my growing contempt for that abomination written in my early teens, it seems to have a small following of sorts so I will let it live. And yes, the last chapter is more of an epilogue. It's not the focus of the story.

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FALLING FURTHER IN by kaz2 reviews
Hermione begins to learn something of the man behind the dark sarcasms of the classroom.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 253,590 - Reviews: 2001 - Favs: 1,840 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 1/5/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Morning After by Usako3000 reviews
AU. The morning after the Voldemort-is-dead-Woohoo! Celebrations, Hermione and Severus wake up in the same bed with no memory of the night before. Somehow, things will never be the same again...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,398 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 5/13/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S., Harry P., Parvati P.
The Mirror Crack'd by Hannah-1888 reviews
Severus wants to move on, but the Mirror of Erised is both a help and a hindrance. Written for the SS/HG Gift Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,773 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Sweet Mercy by vanityfair reviews
Evil lurks on the side of a lonely mountain. Auror Hermione Granger reluctantly joins forces with her former professor to save the Wizarding world, again. HGSS postHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,532 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S.
A little of your time by Serpentina reviews
At the beginning of her 7th year, Hermione has an accident with her Time-Turner. Without intending to, she affects the future in several ways...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 88,606 - Reviews: 1733 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 1/1/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Heart over Mind by Regann reviews
PART 27 ADDED, COMPLETE. Something odd about Hermione causes her to have unexpected reaction to a love potion. Only it's one which no one expected. How could a lack of reaction cause so much trouble? AU to Books 5 and 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,622 - Reviews: 3308 - Favs: 3,603 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Royally Painful Detention by Firesblood reviews
Hermione Granger was queen. Before her stood legions of men and women just clamoring for her attention. Her adviser and consort, an extremely handsome man with black hair, leaned forward and whispered something in her ear that was just barely audible...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Graduate Work by Argosy reviews
Postwar silliness featuring Snape as Heathcliff and Hermione as a force of nature. SnapeHermione romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Stuck by sylvanawood reviews
When Voldemort falls, Snape and Hermione find themselves in an unusual situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/17/2007 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
To Make Much of Time by Mundungus42 reviews
When the Ministry meddles in their intimate affairs, Hermione takes her friends into hiding. Severus Snape is charged with finding them, but nothing could prepare him for this... except perhaps reading Hogwarts: an Art History. SSHG, HBP compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,572 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
What The House Elf Saw by romanticidiot reviews
One shot. SeverusHermione. What does one lone house elf witness one night in a corridor of Hogwarts?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Never Better by The Brilliant Fool reviews
New preface, please read! An updated P&P story, set in modern Boston. Lizzy drinks vodka, Darcy... hasn't change
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 96,788 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/26/2006 - Published: 6/27/2002 - Complete
Worth Waiting For by Kyra4 reviews
SSHG, set 6 years postHogwarts. A common cold serves as an uncommon catalyst... Some of my fics are rated M for language only. This is not one of them. This is M for a reason, people. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,421 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/3/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Heart With No Companion by Michmak reviews
“Well, Miss Granger, even incapacitated as you are, you are still causing me trouble.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,596 - Reviews: 1796 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
101 ways by Parody-of-an-Angel reviews
What happens when Ron and Harry compile a list of ways to piss off Snape and why is Hermione acting it out? SSHG list by EnSnared
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,854 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/11/2004 - Published: 6/24/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Snape Gets His by clarity reviews
A new arrival to Hogwarts provides some interesting moments- Hermione, now a student teacher, realises she can kick Snape's butt, and Snape realises he likes the kicking. Complete (Finally) Thanks and bye.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 217,180 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/4/2004 - Published: 4/30/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Eternal by MidnightRose261 reviews
Love blossoms between teacher and student....A potions accident causes Severus to become 17 again. A friendship with a resident Gryffindor know-it-all along with her fellow friends will become much more, but what will happen once someone finds a cure?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/25/2004 - Published: 6/19/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Cloak of Courage by Wendynat reviews
COMPLETE in 27 chs! Hermione suffers a terrible loss and has to choose between two paths. The Call of the Blood. HGSS. Loosely based on WIKTT Marriage Law Challenge. Warnings: Character Death, Descriptions of Abuse, Adult situations. Epilogue up 0622
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 183,444 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/22/2004 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Sev,Herm&Ron visit MiddleEarth by Beauty-Queen1979 reviews
What do you get when 3HP characters end up in Middle-Earth?Bunnies,lust,hate,pranks,attempted murders&a lot of comic confusion!FINALLY!Ch32-Silk panties, Girl Power, Depression&Snape being hit in the groin. Ouch.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,971 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/17/2004 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
A Fine Lack of Subtly by Kavi reviews
A TonksSnape ficlet in which Tonks is frank, Bill is amused, and Snape has a really nice arse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2004 - N. Tonks, Severus S.
Sweet Teeth by Aras reviews
Truth, Dare, Double Dare, Promise to Repeat. . .and Chocolate sauce? Not for the easily offended!! *Now Complete with Epilogue*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 73,636 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/15/2003 - Published: 11/11/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Tabula Rasa by Lionora reviews
Collective mind-loss at Hogwarts. What will Hermione and our favourite Potions Master do when they're not themselves? Come on, you know you'll want to read this. Inspired by Buffy. Ships: H/S *COMPLETE!*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,709 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/24/2003 - Published: 3/31/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Lost by VenusDeMilo reviews
Hermione gets lost in the past and falls in love with Severus... Cliche, true... but still fun (Complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 94,477 - Reviews: 1760 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/15/2003 - Published: 2/13/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
I Dare Not Ask A Kiss by Beauty-Queen1979 reviews
*SS/HG*Snape is arrested for the murder of Cornelius Fudge&suspended from teaching.Who framed him&how can Hermione help? Because, of course, falling in love has never helped anyone...Chap7-Underneath It All
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,533 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/19/2003 - Published: 10/25/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Hinge of Fate by Ramos reviews
Hermione cannot remember, and Severus cannot forget. Epilogue has been added, and the tale is now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,804 - Reviews: 2345 - Favs: 3,226 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 2/7/2003 - Published: 10/21/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
To love and be loved in return by LV02 reviews
same old SS/HG but hey plez R+R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 13,395 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/7/2003 - Published: 9/16/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Twelve Days of Hogwarts by Meloblaster reviews
A version of the classic Christmas Carol The Twelve Days of Christmas starring...Drumroll please...Hogwarts. The title says it all. ^-^ Co-written by Pharoahess Michelle and me.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/17/2002 - Published: 10/3/2002 - Severus S.
Lunai sa: Book the First by Stefynae reviews
The Stranger, who comes with a mysterious past and an uncertain future. And when she arrives at the famous wizarding school, everything changes. The first in a series of four. For "our favorite Potions Master" fans.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,770 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/10/2002 - Published: 9/15/2002 - Severus S.
Severus Snape and Hermione Granger's New Life by Snape Fans reviews
Severus Snape and Hermione Granger begin to realize that they are not that different and begin to find their love for one another.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,557 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/7/2002 - Published: 9/25/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
And They Cried Themselves to Sleep by blueyed-angel reviews
What happens when an old DADA teacher returns to Hogwarts? Will she touch Snape's heart? Read on!! A thousand galleons to all my gracious reviewers. ***Chapter Four is up! YAY!!***
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/27/2002 - Published: 2/28/2002 - Severus S.
From this day on by Serpentina reviews
Snape has to fulfil a task in the future. Hermione accompanies him as an assistant and - most of all - because she is familiar with the correct use of a Time-Turner. They are to face a surprise in that different time...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,708 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 10/21/2002 - Published: 1/8/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Man For Every Month by Sevi Snape reviews
Dumbledore decides to make a men of Hogwarts calender and every man has to enter, even severus!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Mind's Eye by Raine Ito reviews
At the beginning of her seventh year at wizard's school, Hermione begins experiencing awful headaches, and odd fainting spells. She attributes it to lack of sleep, but Severus Snape knows better, and recognizes the symptoms, and takes her under his tutela
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,725 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/19/2002 - Published: 8/25/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Serpent's Bride by reiko reviews
In Ginny's sixth year, Draco saved her life... and that's a wizard's debt. Now, five years later, its payback time. Especially now that Draco is in desperate need of a wife. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 178,491 - Reviews: 2189 - Favs: 2,261 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 8/23/2002 - Published: 2/18/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Channel Surfing by Deedlit MagicFayal Wood reviews
Ever wish you could change the channel and give your teacher some more interesting qualaties? The Weasley twins have done it, poor Snape. Language and general stupidity warnings. Dumbledore's at it in chapter 4! And he even got Filch!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,009 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/1/2002 - Published: 5/17/2002 - Severus S., George W.
POIS0N: Series by MISS MANA ELLE reviews
Classic game of jealousy... but what happens when a wild twist turns more than two lives upside down? ADVERSARY AFFECTION; last chapter uploaded
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,595 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/25/2002 - Published: 8/29/2001 - Hermione G., Draco M.
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Dancing into Death reviews
AU. An embittered Professor Granger needs Snape in order to conquer death and bring back her friends. Nightmares, memories, waltzing and hallucinations ensue...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,389 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Ten Years: Ten Moments of Snape reviews
HG/SS. A short fic-let celebrating 10 years of fanfiction. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,259 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Willing Hostage reviews
Canon: Snape's believed dead. Ron's babies are a-go-go. Yet: The wand dug deep into her throat. She coughed, gagged, spluttered but he only tightened the other hand around her jaw. "An unbreakable vow," he snarled, "that you won't reveal my location."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,886 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Dance of the Seven Veils reviews
AU Hermione thinks she knows how to conquer death, but she needs someone's help. HGSS BEING REWORKED AS NEW STORY: HADES DANCE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,704 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/12/2007 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Awkward Feelings reviews
HGSS OOC The story of a disputed relationship that seemed too frivolous to last... pre sixth book, j.k.: breaker of hearts! This story won't be taken down after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 153,615 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/23/2005 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Mixed Minds reviews
SSHG No one understands it and no one knows how to fix it. When Hermione and Snape both end up unwanted guests (possibly permanent residents) of the other's mind how can life go on normally?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/5/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.