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Hi :)

My name is Anna, as my pen name suggests (yeah I know, I was feeling ridiculously creative). I'm from Iceland, which means English isn't my mother language, and I'm likely to make few mistakes here and there, but I hope nothing too bad.

Well, since I'm drawing blank on what to say, I'll just move onto some typical profile stuff nobody actually reads unless they're suffering from some serious boredom...

Some quotes I like:

"Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies." ~ Willy Wonka - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

"I hear voices in my mind and you're worried that you're a freak." ~ Edward - Twilight

"Its an off day when I don't have somebody telling me how edible I smell." ~ Bella - Twilight

"Everytime I make a plan, God laughs at me." ~ Jason Isaacs

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." ~ Robert Bloch

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ..."~ Louis Hector Berlioz

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway." ~ anonymous

"Fall down again Bella?" ~ Emmett - Twilight

"I'm really glad Edward didn't kill you. Everything is so much more fun with you around." ~Emmett - Twilight

"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not." ~ Mark Twain

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car." ~ anonymous

"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling." ~ anonymous

"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'." ~ Homer Simpson

"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?" ~ anonymous

"Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer." ~ anonymous

"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died." ~ anonymous

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." ~ anonymous

"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid." ~ anonymous

"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory." ~ anonymous

"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway." - Joey Adams

"He who laughs last didn't get it." ~ anonymous

"After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'" ~ anonymous

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush

"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button" ~ anonymous

"Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement." ~ anonymous

"I think I mentioned to Bob Geldof I could make love for eight hours. What I didn't say was that this included four hours of begging and then dinner and a movie." ~ Sting

"Actually, you know what? I am. That whole thing with Rachel made me realize that maybe I'm ready for a more serious relationship. You know? Like I'd like to meet a nice mature commitment-minded lady. And looks aren't as important as...Nah, she's gotta be hot." ~ Joey - Friends

"You-you-you-you (trying to remain in control) threw my sandwich away? MY SANDWICH?! MY SANDWICH!!" ~ Ross - Friends

"Aw, Phebes" - Phoebe "Honey, that's your name." - Rachel "That's short for Phoebe? I thought that's just what we called each other" - Phoebe - Friends

"You know what? I'm gonna go out on a limb and say no divorces in '99!" - Ross "But your divorce isn't even final yet." - Rachel "Just the one divorce in '99! You know what, I am gonna be happy this year. I am gonna make myself happy." - Ross "Do you want us to leave the room? Or..." - Chandler

"What are we gonna do? What are we gonna DO?!" - Chandler "Uh, uh, we'll flip for it, ducks or clowns." - Joey "Oh, we're gonna flip for the baby?" - Chandler "You got a better idea?" - Joey "All right, call it in the air." - Chandler "Heads." - Joey "Heads it is." - Chandler "Yess! Whoo!" - Joey "We have to assign heads to something!" - Chandler "Right, okay, okay, uhhh, ducks is heads, because ducks...have heads." - Joey "What kinda scary-ass clowns came to your birthday!?" - Chandler - Friends

Fine - the Real Definition

(From Italian Job)

F.reaked Out

I.nsecure

N.uerotic

E.motional


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism.


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree


Dr. Laura's man rules:

1. Men are NOT mind readers.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
3. Sunday sports; it's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
4. Crying is blackmail.
5. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
6. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
7. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
8. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
9. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
10. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
11. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
12. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..
13. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
14. ALL men see in only 16 Colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A Color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
15. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
16. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
17. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really .
18. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or golf.
19. You have enough clothes.
20. You have too many shoes.
21. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
22. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

People With Way Too Much Time on Their Hands and a Pack of Scrabble Letters

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

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The Training by ClubLulu333 reviews
Everly finds herself the lone female initiate during the Dauntless training. Crushed that she's being singled out, she's sent to train separately with one of Dauntless's least friendly leaders. Will she be able to make it through his training class? Or will she wind up factionless? Eric/OC
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 337,055 - Reviews: 1554 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 1,023 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 8/1/2015 - [Eric, OC] [Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias]
Persephone by dulce.de.leche.go reviews
Better to be the right hand of the devil than in his path. Better still to be the consort of Hades than a part of his collection of souls. Ten years after Voldemort has won the war, Hermione reaches a breaking point and shreds the flow of time to change her future. If she can't change the world, she will change her place in it. - Extremely dark Tomione/Volmione. Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 152,714 - Reviews: 1532 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 2,069 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr., Voldemort
Before the Dawn by BookwormBaby2580 reviews
After her mother's wedding in Mexico, Bella encounters a vampire with less altruistic motives than the those held by the vampires she might have met in Forks under drastically different circumstances. One bad decision, she discovers, can change her entire life. AU E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 205,710 - Reviews: 1690 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 1,611 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Bella, Edward
Rescue Me by Moonchild707 reviews
Isabella Swan lives with her abusive father, Charlie, after the death of her mother. When her two older brothers come home from school and discover their sister's secrets, Bella's circumstances undergo a dramatic and life-altering change. Rewritten and edited version of the original. Based on true events. AH, OOC, dark themes, abuse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,581 - Reviews: 1378 - Favs: 1,781 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella - Complete
Absent by helios101 reviews
Stefan only knew her as the girl he'd chosen not to save that day; Damon,from the stories. But, for Elena,it wasn't that simple. She'd spent her whole life in her sister's shadow,known only as Kira Gilbert's older sister. Elena liked the life she had now,the life that was only hers because of Kira's absence. But when Jeremy dies, he sees his sister, and suddenly,everything changes.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,381 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 1,320 - Follows: 1,612 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 1/11/2014 - [OC, Kol M.] Klaus, Elena G.
The Haircut by ClubLulu333 reviews
Four gets a haircut and Eric falls in love. Eric/OC.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,328 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/15/2015 - Published: 8/31/2015 - [Eric, OC] Four/Tobias, Tris/Beatrice P. - Complete
The Heir and the Spare by sleepyvalentina reviews
My sister keeps telling me the media is way too hard on Prince Edward—that he isn't an arrogant, self-entitled bastard and I'd like him if I got to know him. Right. The more time I spend with His Royal Heinous, the more I want him to leave me alone. But he won't, and since the tabloids already think I'm sleeping with him, he might as well kiss me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,888 - Reviews: 6670 - Favs: 4,318 - Follows: 6,260 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Bella, Edward
Wanting More by Fiiaa reviews
Bellrose has a dark secret she can't share with anyone, because she knew he'd never want to speak to her again if she broke her promise. While she struggles to win the guy's heart over who keeps telling her he has no heart she also notices the changes in Dauntless. Will she save her home or follow in the footsteps of the one she loves?
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,631 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/24/2015 - Published: 5/18/2015
Lucius and the Shrink by notwolf reviews
After the war, Lucius is sentenced to see a psychiatrist.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,245 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/17/2015 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Lucius M., Severus S.
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 251,149 - Reviews: 3037 - Favs: 8,461 - Follows: 10,113 - Updated: 9/6/2015 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D.
Rebirth by Athey reviews
Two boys grow up together in an orphanage, grow powerful at school, are torn apart by death and brought back together by rebirth. Horcruxes aren't the only way to live forever. Necromancy, reincarnation, TR/HP Slash dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 269,743 - Reviews: 2801 - Favs: 5,741 - Follows: 3,932 - Updated: 8/16/2015 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Not All of Me Shall Die by fortes fortuna iuvat reviews
"To be honest, Caesar," I tell him, playing up my western drawl. "I'm a semi-literate farmer. I ain't really in the game." Cato/OC
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,871 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 6/2/2015 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Cato, OC - Complete
Eyes, Look Your Last by Moonchild707 reviews
"With brisk determination, I cocked the gun, the grinding metal loud over the rain and pounding in my ears. I waited one brief moment, eyes closed and hands shaking, before I heard the voice I knew would come in my moment of need. 'Please don't do this.'"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,601 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/2/2015 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fluctuat Nec Mergitur by thesummersparrow reviews
The sound and feel of the water was the only thing that could ever calm her, but three words from another tribute was all it took for that safety net to be removed. "I'll drown you." Cato/OC
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 164,944 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 3/16/2015 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Cato, Other tributes
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 2401 - Favs: 10,353 - Follows: 4,032 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
Temporal Tide by Avanwolf reviews
AU. Heartbroken and lost, ripped from her home and turned against her will, Bella tries to learn what it means to be a vampire. Skipping through time, can a love a thousand years in the making come to fruition? Tanya/Bella Femslash. Time Travel.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,709 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 1,675 - Follows: 2,014 - Updated: 1/10/2015 - Published: 4/10/2012 - [Bella, Tanya]
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 4172 - Favs: 8,899 - Follows: 9,285 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
Wrong Life by camnz reviews
Hermione wakes up in the wrong bed, with the wrong face, and with a husband that hates her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,112 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 2,099 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Have Heart, My Dear by monroeslittle reviews
Katniss "convinces" Snow, and is forced to marry Peeta. AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,727 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 8/30/2014 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
The Lady Of The Lake by Miss M Cricket reviews
He was a Career, trained to be a killer, as ruthless and destructive as the forest fire the Gamemakers sent against them. She was just a girl, who only wanted to be left alone with her books, and to swim in the sea. They are the Star-Crossed lovers of the 74th Hunger Games. Cato/OC
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 211,656 - Reviews: 1348 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Cato, Other tributes - Complete
Fire and Ice by 13Nyx13 reviews
The aptitude test: it did not fill me with the anticipatory nervousness that most of my peers felt. I was confident in my home faction- confident that I already knew what my small part in the vast machine that was our social system was. Until I was wrong. Slow burn Eric/OC
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,414 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Eric, OC
Two Fires by isabugg reviews
What if Gale, overtaken by the grief of seeing his oldest friend about to be swept into the monstrosity that is the Hunger Games, volunteered for Peeta and took his place? Gale Hawthorne x Katniss Everdeen
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 119,146 - Reviews: 1419 - Favs: 1,239 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19578 - Favs: 6,494 - Follows: 4,432 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To the Waters and the Wild by Paimpont reviews
While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,146 - Reviews: 5298 - Favs: 7,940 - Follows: 9,435 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
Reckoner by MiSSxMELON reviews
"You have an answer for me?" he says, and he gives me that intense look again, as if he's trying to read my mind. "Yes," I say, and I don't know why this feels so terribly wrong, but it does. "My answer is yes." / UPDATED 5/5/13.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,907 - Reviews: 1678 - Favs: 1,461 - Follows: 1,310 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Cato, Katniss E.
Meus Contraho by Curiositykils reviews
My collection of Draco/Hermione oneshots. K to M rated as suitable and shown at the top of every chapter. Collection Complete. Check out Meus Contraho Duo for more oneshots! Update: 22/12/2013
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 218,900 - Reviews: 1711 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Reel Life by SpecialK199 reviews
Used to feeling lonely in a crowded room, Edward Cullen is on another press junket for his latest film when a certain journalist breaks through the tedium. Half an hour later, she's gone - or so he thinks. Rated M for later chapters of the citrus variey
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 121,874 - Reviews: 1942 - Favs: 2,914 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Firebird's Son: Book I of the Firebird Trilogy by Darth Marrs reviews
He stepped into a world he didn't understand, following footprints he could not see, toward a destiny he could never imagine. How can one boy make a world brighter when it is so very dark to begin with? A completely AU Harry Potter universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 172,506 - Reviews: 3697 - Favs: 3,967 - Follows: 3,199 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Straight to You by Montana-Rosalie reviews
Emma would rather be cursed than lose Killian for good. And so they are.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,928 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Chasing The Sun by SweetCinnamonPumpkin reviews
What would Twilight be like if Edward fell for Jessica instead of Bella? A humoristic approach from Jessica's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,392 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Edward, Jessica
All There Is by Bedelia reviews
George disappears after the war. Hermione is sent on a quest to find him and help him heal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,407 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Fatal Attraction by This-is-my-designx reviews
Katniss Everdeen, the Girl on Fire, can't work out why brutal, bloody Cato seems to hate her more than the other tributes. Is it because she recieved a higher training score than him? Or is it something else?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,410 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Katniss E., Cato
If Flowers Grow In Winter by MiHnn reviews
She lives her life simply while the memories of her previous life plague her. - One shot. (Jon/Hermione, Robb/Hermione)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,703 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 259 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Hermione G., Jon S. - Complete
The Taming Of Harry Potter by Mel J1701 reviews
For young Harry Potter, a cupboard under the stairs was luxury compared to the conditions he has been kept in since he was seven years old...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,758 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 2,449 - Follows: 2,544 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 9/9/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
The Selkie Man by DarkBlueBella reviews
AU. A summer studying Scottish folktales leads to Bella Swan meeting a stranger unlike anyone she has ever met. Can she let herself believe that myth and legend might also be reality?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,402 - Reviews: 2360 - Favs: 1,675 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Holding Sam by MeraNaamJoker reviews
Sam saves Bella after she gets lost in the woods. She returns the favor in more ways than one. A romance set in AU New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 120,079 - Reviews: 1616 - Favs: 1,676 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Bella, Sam - Complete
Destiny, whether you like it or not by BetterinTexas reviews
Bella is having a nice life without any supernatural beings around. About to graduate she has her next couple years planned out until a hot vampire finds her and turns her world upside down. She will learn you can't fight destiny, whether you want to or not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 108,214 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Bella, Garrett - Complete
Maybe It's Just Me by BleedtoLoveHer reviews
My name is Katniss Everdeen. I am 16 years old. I live in District 12. My best friend has just won the 74th Annual Hunger Games. AU. Rating has changed to "M".
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,479 - Reviews: 1340 - Favs: 2,530 - Follows: 1,499 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Berkana by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
Loki/HP Having mastered the ability to travel between worlds without the use of the Bifrost, Loki stumbles upon Harry Potter and decides to keep him, for all kings need a consort. Unfortunately, Thor has the same idea, when Loki brings Harry home.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,479 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 2,786 - Follows: 566 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Wolfing Around by persephone-kore2593 reviews
Bella moves back to La Push to live with her father Charlie. A visit to her best friend Jake changes her life in a way she doesnt understand. well, until its explained to her and even then she thinks them crazy, until something happens to make her believe
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 238,723 - Reviews: 1862 - Favs: 1,917 - Follows: 1,628 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Bella, Sam
Grow Together by Miss Scarlett 05 reviews
Pre-epilogue Mockingjay. How Katniss and Peeta slowly pick up the pieces and begin again. My version of a fourth book for the Hunger Games series. Secret toastings, lots of plotting, crass drunk Haymitch and even a cake scene.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,243 - Reviews: 1814 - Favs: 3,649 - Follows: 1,494 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Boys with Girlfriends by audreyii-fic reviews
A boy gets dumped by a vampire and a wolfgirl tries to cheer him up. A genderswap rewrite of New Moon and Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,174 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
It Was Meant To Be by TnmElovr reviews
Embry imprints on Bella. Wooh that's great! The only problem? She's five. Follow both of them through twelve years of anger, tears, betrayal, love, and heartache.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,070 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Embry, Bella
Start Over by Honeeym reviews
Set during an Alternative version of Season Two Finale. What if Klaus had denied Stefan the cure to save Damon? What if Bonnie came up with a solution? What if it involved Caroline and time travelling? What if ...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 84,451 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Caroline F., Damon S. - Complete
Mood Ring by lifelesslyndsey reviews
When there is nothing left for Bella, she decided she wants out. Standing in front of the white house, razor blade in hand, she says good bye the only way she can think of. A bloody good bye. But who cut's there wrists at a vampires house?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 81,117 - Reviews: 2136 - Favs: 3,005 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Flying High by show.me.the.stars reviews
Time will be rewritten. SiriusHermione. [indefinite hiatus]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 141,831 - Reviews: 2272 - Favs: 1,882 - Follows: 2,199 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13056 - Favs: 6,155 - Follows: 2,784 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Skirting Around a Scot by Molly Raesly reviews
Competition drives us all, but it affects no one as much as star Keeper Oliver Wood. Quidditch is life; Quidditch is everything. Quidditch is what introduces him to the newest Puddlemere United Chaser.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 92,288 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - OC, Oliver W. - Complete
Five Loaves of Bread: Upside Down Cake by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
How a boy from the Seam and the baker's daughter healed old wounds, baked bread, and found poison berries in District Twelve. AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,299 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 174 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
My Secret Sin by An End Has A Start reviews
You know it’s wrong when it’s kept a secret. That’s how Bella felt anyway about the new relationship with her step-brother. All Human. Bella's POV of My Guilty Pleasure.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 141,000 - Reviews: 3332 - Favs: 2,773 - Follows: 2,905 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Five Loaves of Bread: Dark Toast by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
How Katniss and Peeta fell in love without the Reaping: in a Panem dictated by a violent Peace instead of twisted Games, Katniss and Peeta Mellark try to piece their lives together as they watch another girl catch fire.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,239 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,587 - Follows: 342 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
The Experiment by SC Mom reviews
D.I.L.F. Contest Entry: Alice and Bella are best friends. Jasper is Alice's hot dad who Bella has been lusting over since high school. Now that Bella is all grown up and newly divorced, Alice thinks it's time for a little experiment. Rated M for a reason
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,444 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Jasper
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8168 - Favs: 8,307 - Follows: 8,472 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Lock Down by RedEnglishRose reviews
Edward Masen in the music room, Bella Swan in the library, Emmett McCarty in the gym, Jasper Whitlock in the history room, Alice Brandon in the art room and Rosalie Hale in the garage. Who knew being locked in school was fun? AH/AU, a bit OOC. ExB/JxA/RxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,887 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
Dragon Stones by katmom reviews
Edward and his dragon, Volterra, believe that Volterra's mate is lost, gone either in death or time. Bella, a servant, discovers and makes a connection with Kathea, a long dead dragon, who asks for help with her daughter. 3RD PLACE WINNER in OUAT Contest
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,750 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Force sensitive by LunaStorm reviews
At age eight, Harry Potter had an epiphany. He realized, with the utter certainty that only an eight years old can have, that he was a Jedi.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 2,090 - Follows: 587 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Azure Light by Toki Mirage reviews
The Earth had been dying for years. If Harry were a decrepit old man, he would say he could feel it in his bones, but that wasn't exactly accurate for an undying man. Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,242 - Reviews: 1431 - Favs: 3,293 - Follows: 3,688 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Harry P., Tsu'tey
From Fearful to Fearsome by be-nice-to-nerds reviews
Johanna Mason has, against all odds, just been Reaped for the Sixty Ninth Annual Hunger Games. Trouble is, she's not the only contender, and far from the most apparent one to win. So how is a girl to get out alive? By duping everyone else, of course.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,802 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Johanna M., Other tributes - Complete
Masters of the Scene by Djehmli reviews
AU/OOC - Sookie has returned from the land of the Fae, stronger and wiser and seeking assistance. She is drawn back into the vampire world she ran away from when she asks Eric for a favor. Set after Season 3 of True Blood.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 135,761 - Reviews: 1325 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
The First Time by slytherin-nette reviews
The first time Draco Malfoy was staring at Harry Potter was before everybody else even knew who she was. A short and sweet collection of Draco's memories. DM/femHP. Semi-AU. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 110 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Shoot the Sky by Majesta Moniet reviews
After their bizarre encounter her first day in biology, Bella was certain that Edward Cullen was the most intriguing aspect of dreary Forks. Until she met his brother. Jasper/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,401 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 158 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Dos and Don'ts of Writing a Realistic OC by PottedLilies reviews
A guide to keep your OCs from becoming Mary Sues. Includes name, appearance, background, personality, and examples. Based in both Marauders' and Harry's eras. Slightly sarcastic at times, no offence meant. All reviews/suggestions welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/26/2010 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
Blood of the Phoenix by midnightjen reviews
A unique visitor during the summer rewrites Harry's world and sets him on the path to Voldemort's ultimate destruction. Takes place during Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 69 - Words: 188,914 - Reviews: 2946 - Favs: 3,985 - Follows: 2,529 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 1/7/2009 - [OC, Harry P.] - Complete
Outcast's Alley by RhiannanT reviews
When Harry goes through some changes the summer before his Fifth year, his relatives don't react well. Suddenly Harry finds himself homeless and alone, and learning to cope with yet another whole new world he'd never known existed. creature, royalty
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 104,860 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 3,731 - Follows: 1,774 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Unsung Hero by MeghanReviews reviews
COMPLETED Harry Potter enters his 7th year at Hogwarts ignored and friendless because his brother Daniel is the Boy Who Lived. *** Badass Horcruxes. *** Read the author note on profile before you start. Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 211,940 - Reviews: 7112 - Favs: 7,977 - Follows: 4,490 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Bare by stella luna sky reviews
Winner of two Summer 2009 Indies. A beautifully plain girl writes the colors used to unravel a young prodigy of the brushstroke. What color are the eyes that see through the heart? Forest green and their rooted brown. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,675 - Reviews: 5709 - Favs: 6,559 - Follows: 3,730 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Sapphire Amulet by ebtwisty9 reviews
AU: Ship watcher Bella is kidnapped onto a pirate ship where the captain, Edward, had sworn to never let a woman except for his family to set foot. Can Bella prove her worth? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,252 - Reviews: 1921 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 1,045 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Vindico Atrum by FirePhoenix8 reviews
Harry carves out his own path to become something beyond a Dark Lord. Durmstrang, Dark Arts, dueling, powers, heritage, horcruxes, hallows, Necromancy, Voldemort, Tom, Draco, Grindelwald. Sequel to The Black Heir.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 722,689 - Reviews: 2926 - Favs: 1,975 - Follows: 1,974 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
20 Reasons why Harry Potter Owns Twilight by SparksMightFly reviews
Harry Potter is better, and this is why.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Complete
Piano Lessons by wtvoc reviews
Continuation of the original story by Bella-of-the-Ball, with permission, of course! AH. As a special birthday gift, one of Bella's students sets her up with free piano lessons, with a hidden agenda. temporarily on hiatus; thank you for your patience!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,995 - Reviews: 1992 - Favs: 1,831 - Follows: 2,173 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Fred and Hermione Drabbles by drcjsnider reviews
Drabbles about Fred and Hermione inspired by Granger Twins 100 LJ Community. The chapters are not written in any specific order or sequence. Warning: Some chapters might contain DH Spoilers and others might be AU. Part of the 'Fred's Not Dead Universe'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 22,791 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Fred W., Hermione G.
Second Chances by holly beans reviews
Jenna was dying on Earth. So why was she opening her eyes to see the startled faces of people in masks? Jenna finds Pandora by a very unlikely route and has a chance to live her life again. Jake and OC's. Rated M for language, violence, and "adult themes.
Avatar - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,468 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Jake S. - Complete
Adventures in Babysitting by HpFanficFan reviews
COMPLETE Snape tackles his toughest mission yet – babysitting Harry Potter. 100 word Drabbles. De-aging.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Put a Ring On It by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Edward keeps asking and Bella keeps saying the same thing. But he loves asking and well... she's starting to kind of like it, too. AH, B/E O/s for the Will You Marry Me contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Leaving Her by CherBella reviews
From the moment they first met, he was always leaving her. In a moment of crisis, Bella reflects on her life and marriage to an Army man. An entry for the "For the Love of Jasper" contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,969 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5927 - Favs: 9,900 - Follows: 2,563 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kiss Me, Kill You by BloodsuckingLeech reviews
Bella,Alice&Rosalie are Vampires who will do anything to save their beloved Forks from a bloody onslaught. Even if they have to carve-up or sex-up their enemies. The town has gone mad as heads roll and sides are chosen. AU! Canon couples.BxE etc. Lemonyum
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 86,513 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
But If the Doctor by writingxonxwalls reviews
Draco is constantly visiting Hermione for check ups. Oh, and he doesn't like apples. Drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Anger Management by writingxonxwalls reviews
Five times in which Draco should've controlled his temper.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Deceitful Duplicity by KristenLynn reviews
1st place winner, AVD O/S contest. I sank to my knees at the altar, staring at the girl who was now standing in front of me. "I don't understand..." A story of deceit, duplicity, and disastrous consequences. AU/AH, OOC. M for language/lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,765 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Bella - Complete
Onyx Raven by xxSammySabotagexx reviews
It was just after sixth year when Hermione Granger died. When she did, Onyx Raven was born. Without her friends knowing she's alive and nothing else to live for, Hermione goes undercover. Does this former bookworm have it in her to be a Slytherin? DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 106,872 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A very complicated life for a child by crouchintiger reviews
Five year old Harry is sent back in time to Hogwarts. His teenage mother helps look after him, unaware that he is her son. Harry's father, James, shows great dislike towards him, but Harry eventually gains the courage to stick up for himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,356 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 8/1/2004 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Harry's Job Application by spiderme reviews
Harry's ready to officially apply to the Ministry's Auror Training program, and his job application will definitely be a stand-out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 170 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Stars that Make Up the Night Sky by HpFanficFan reviews
The gloomy cupboard suddenly alit wondrously; the ceiling transformed into a night blue canvas and decorated across it were two shinning stars, making up the two brilliant eyes of a deer." SickHarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Sorting? Sorted! by frozenpixie reviews
With three older brothers who know their stuff and an unquenchable taste for mischief, there are two new first years who just can’t resist exploiting their classmates’ nerves about the sorting ceremony...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Blindsided by luvscharlie reviews
Albus takes a chance. Albus Severus/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Albus S. P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Emperors of Washington by gallantcorkscrews reviews
Edward is a killer. But it can't be explained away by his vampire nature. He's just a sociopathic, human teenager. CAN I MAKE A LOVE STORY OUT OF THIS? ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,778 - Reviews: 2557 - Favs: 1,841 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Engaged Before the First Date by iheartwriting reviews
When the Ministry decides to enforce a marriage law, Hermione finds herself engaged to George Weasley. The two are already bonded by a secret only they share, and they grow even closer as they face their impending marriage vows. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,125 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Hurricane Bells by HellaCullen reviews
Edward thought he had the sweetest girlfriend in the whole world. That is, until a certain time of the month rolled around. One-shot, crackfic, ExB, rated M for language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Diving Headlong by EZRocksAngel reviews
Then he raised one eyebrow, shook his head, and sighed sympathetically, "Cockblocker Swan strikes again.” A collaboration between Ezrocksangel and Angstgoddess003 for the "When Love Was New contest". AH E/B Flangst
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,302 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 1,834 - Follows: 344 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wings by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
For Elle.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 97 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Complete
Memoirs of a Millennia by LassieLowrider reviews
Exactly what the title says. It gotta be boring, being a hat. It hit me yesterday and I wrote this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Sorting Hat - Complete
A Faire To Remember by fluppy reviews
Complete! Edward and Bella romance. Bella Swan is dragged back to a time of knights and ladies, and a chauvanistic Edward Cullen. Can she pierce the armour around his heart even as things spiral violently out of control? Lemon's 21, 23 and 26!AU AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 37 - Words: 87,089 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just a Dare by wickedswanz reviews
It was just a stupid dare - Once night in a haunted house. Piece of cake, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The New IT couple: mystery of the seeker's glove by SnowWhiteQuill reviews
Ginny is accusing Harry of cheating on her with Hermione. Her evidence? A seeker's glove supposedly belonging to Harry. But why would Hermione sleep with Harry? Especially when she might have a boyfriend of her own? Hilarity ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Lemon Meringue Pie by angelically-devilish reviews
Decadent Dessert Challenge Fic! Desperate to keep his four-month pregnant wife happy, Sirius enlists a reluctant Ginny and Remus to help him curb her lemon meringue pie craving. Little does he know, there is only one craving he’s needed to fulfil...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,634 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Do You Remember? by LJ Summers reviews
A winner in the Sort of Beautiful Challenge, this is a story about unconditional love and the value of memory. Jacob and Bella have been married for about forty years when the Cullens want to visit for what is possibly the last time. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,420 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/2/2009 - [Bella, Jacob] - Complete
Arrogance by ashel-13 reviews
When E and B go with others to perform a senior prank at the school, they get caught, and must serve community service, together. The only problem is that Bella HATES Edward with a passion because she knows he’s the school’s biggest player! ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 125,945 - Reviews: 2724 - Favs: 1,555 - Follows: 1,653 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009
Little Nurse by Moonchild707 reviews
Removed for editing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Eclairs by Flaignhan reviews
CDHG "Can I just ask, what exactly are you planning on doing with that eclair?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,078 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 1,912 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
Withering the Ferns by AngstGoddess003 reviews
Isabella, infamous rich girl, meets Edward, the dark, mysterious guy from the wrong side of the tracks after an accident. Lost in the dense forest surrounding Forks together, they must survive complete isolation. Written for Gift Exchange.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,311 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 3,348 - Follows: 673 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Little Game Of Truth or Dare by SexciTibby77 reviews
Draco demands that Hermione entertain him in his drunken stupor one night and they play a little game that causes all kinds of trouble and hilarity. Rated M for language, no sex, sorry guys. Still worth reading. Review please. I loves em.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3889 - Favs: 4,047 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Pirates and Princesses by VeryRachelBerry reviews
Bella is in kindergarten and is sitting all by herself. Edward comes to see if she wants to play with him. My first shot at younger versions of them, so it might not be amazing. Re-posted it. I had to fix something. Lost all my stats though :
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Snape's New Obsession by Glalie773 reviews
Severus finds himself obsessing over our favorite Head Couple. Will Draco and Hermione get together at the end, with Snape's help or not?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Count Down by Eirawen reviews
It started out because of his mother. Hermione ended up a psychiatrist to war victims and god knows Narcissa needed it. But then things change and a father threatens new life forcing Hermione away. How does Draco get her back? Let alone find her? P.2 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,255 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Doll House by Kambria Rain reviews
We were all going to die. I used to be an optimistic person, but that went out the window as soon as the hot mountain man decided we were going to hunt the hunters. AH. Warning: So far, there are minor character deaths, and Edward's a little scary.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,019 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pain Killers by Wincing The Night Away reviews
So, Bella has injured her self once again, and she has gotten an overdose of pain killers, so she's high. And confessess strange things to Carlisle. R&R People! rated t to be safe! ONE SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Where You Want To Be by emilie whoa reviews
When eight strangers get trapped in an airport during a freak blizzard, they expected to have a terrible night. But that's definitely not what fate has in store for them.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,528 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
The Romantic Side to a Pickle by HermioneTwin reviews
How can a jar of pickles charm Hermione into Malfoy's arms? Is there really a romantic side to a pickle? Read and find out! DM/HG one-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Technique by ApollinaV reviews
Crookshanks has something to say.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Not on Countertops by ApollinaV reviews
Severus has to lay down house rules as Lucius and Hermione make nuisances of themselves.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Hiding Hermione by ApollinaV reviews
Hermione throws herself upon Severus' mercy to escape an undesirable fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Who's Your Dolly? by 00-edorjake-00 reviews
Bella was turned into a doll by a witch and now she belongs to Alice Cullen. Bella can talk to whoever owns her. Alice gives Bella to Edward so he can finally believe her and somehow they fall in love. Better summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,430 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Bella - Complete
A Beautiful Mess by LovelyinLavender reviews
For the Age of Edward Contest. After being teased mercilessly by Edward as a child, Bella switches schools, thinking she'll never see him again. But what happens 15 years later when she transfers back to Seattle from NYU and their paths cross yet again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,321 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Want Candy by trizfores reviews
Hermione asks Severus for candy, but is that what she really wants? A little smutty oneshot with our favorite couple.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8906 - Favs: 14,962 - Follows: 3,128 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
China Doll by Madame Meg reviews
All Bella ever wanted was love from her father, King Charlie. But when he starts to love her in the wrong way, she escapes, disguised. A vampire prince called Edward saves her from starvation, but can he save her from her father that pursues her? AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,553 - Reviews: 2323 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 1,459 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Pieces of My Life by chocolate coffee reviews
ExB Princess Isabella was returning home on a ship after visting relatives across the sea when the ship she is on is attacked by pirates. After losing everything, she is taken aboard the pirate ship, where she befriends the Captain, or more..cont. in stor
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 87,156 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Harry Potter’s Serendipitous Guide to Happiness by Sa-kun reviews
Of course,only Harry Potter would ever manage to end up pregnant with twins while his lover was on one of the strongest contraceptive potions in use. // SSHP. MPREG. SLASH. Mentions of HarryOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,547 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 126 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
I Like Your Booty, But I'm Not Gay by Greenaleydis reviews
Draco disguises himself as a girl to prove that Hermione Granger is indeed batting for the other team - but his plan turns out to be way more traumatizing in the end than he'd originally thought. Fluffy fem-slash goodness - maybe something else. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dmitri's Wedding by Lady Miya reviews
The one-short sequel to The Contract, read that story first! 30 years has passed since we last saw our favourite wedded couple Hermione and Voldemort. Now it's time for them to see the next generation marry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,255 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11675 - Favs: 8,651 - Follows: 2,614 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fault by pathera reviews
After the end of the war, Hogwarts has become used to the arguments. But this fight is different, in a bad way. It will take Ginny Weasley and her rather reluctant side-kick boyfriend to fix everything. Dramione with a side paring of HP/GW. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,047 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Daughter of Leda by Andarte reviews
Hermione grew up as the daughter of a long line of muggles. She didn't know that once upon a time her mother's family came from a long line of witches. What happens when one witch foresaw the magic skipping generations? M for later chapters. Slight AU/AR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,917 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
She's Royal by halojones reviews
The Cullens are in Hawaii on holiday, but only Alice knows the reason why they are there-she's had a premonition that Edward would finally meet his true love. But when their meeting is ruined by unforeseen circumstances, will Alice set things right again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,148 - Reviews: 2760 - Favs: 2,382 - Follows: 1,279 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
The Contract by Lady Miya reviews
Greetings Wife; Imagine my surprise when I found out I was married. I am convinced you all have some clever plan behind it. However, make no mistake, I will not let myself be played. - Voldemort. Rated M for a reason. Read warnings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 151,802 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Soulmates by Tink Wolfe reviews
Life after the Veil. SBHG. Sirius/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Blood Lust by AngelusAeturne reviews
Bella/Jasper. AU. Bella is a vampire hunter, but what happens when the hunter becomes the hunted? One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Thief of Time by Tink Wolfe reviews
A tale about a lost Hallow, time-travel, growing up, falling in love, a new prophecy, and thinking up fun ways to kill Peter. Rated M for Mature. SBHG Sirius/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 118,684 - Reviews: 1341 - Favs: 1,954 - Follows: 1,749 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Sirius B., Hermione G.
Being a Master at Ignoring the Obvious by sockpuppet82 reviews
“Look,” he said, pointing somewhere behind Malfoy’s head. “Something expensive.” Ron's a fellow master at ignoring the obvious, Hermione's easy to distract, and Draco...Harry's not sure if Draco's just humouring him, or really really dense.H/D slash&crack
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 132 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Imagination Land by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete with epilogue. Bella is an author that just happens to be in a coma. But instead of being completely brain dead she's living in a part of her brain where all the fictional characters she’s created are alive. BXE Edward is a vampire!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,017 - Reviews: 2010 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Between Love and Duty by muggleinlove reviews
Edward is the oldest son of Carlisle, King of Volterra. Bella is an American woman on a three month trip with her stepsister, Rose, and her boyfriend, Emmett. What happens when Bella and Edward meet? Will Edward choose love or his duty? ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 94,652 - Reviews: 4899 - Favs: 3,462 - Follows: 1,415 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Keogh by ChelleyBean reviews
An unexpected connection is found between Hermione and Professor Snape, but that's only the start of her headaches. Being her father's daughter is one thing. Being her mother's daughter is something else entirely.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 47 - Words: 161,797 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
A Lack of Color by beakanoma reviews
Part 1 Complete. In his fourth year, Harry falls for fellow Hogwarts student and Triwizard champion, Cedric Diggory. Part 1 in The Love So Green Collection - SLASH, Harry/Cedric. M for some slight sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 130,609 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 2,248 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
Holly and Ivy by silverotter1 reviews
Hermione has a strange encounter with Draco on the eve of the Hogwarts Christmas Carnival. It leads to more than she could have ever imagined. SECOND PLACE Winner in Dramione Awards Special One-shot Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Save You by bella c'ella luna reviews
Edward left Bella in New Moon and she lived the normal, vampire-free life that he always wanted for her. Now Bella's almost ninety and Edward is back in Forks for a final goodbye. This is a one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 114 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Adventures in Babysitting by Anna Fugazzi reviews
The Auror Corps provides Harry with a profession that's highly dangerous, demanding, and glamorous. Except when it's not. No babies were babysat and no Icelanders were harmed in the making of this fic. Tents may have been traumatized.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,285 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8239 - Favs: 5,952 - Follows: 2,209 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Trying to Compare to a Greek God by Princess LeBlanc reviews
What happens when Bella gets pregnant and decides she has to keep her figure to be able to proudly stand next to her Greek God Edward? A lot of frustration, hormones, sweat and tears. BellaxEdward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,047 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
Total Eclipse of the Heart by ashel-13 reviews
Actress Bella Swan has been getting mysterious letters making her enlist the aide of body guard, Edward Cullen. But will he do more than protect her body? She finds there's more to the SWAT officer than meeets the eye, and wants him all the more. OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 161,936 - Reviews: 4242 - Favs: 4,078 - Follows: 1,731 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
Plan B by ApollinaV reviews
She was given a book, a tent, and a half-cocked plan to save the entire Wizarding world, but Hermione Granger had other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,857 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Bait by Backstage Queen reviews
One-Shot. “Your plan won’t work, you know that right? Harry wont come and save me.” She ended her statement with a tinge of despair, something she couldn’t keep out of her voice. "Silly girl" He replied with a fond smile. "That's not why you're here."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Veela And The Perils Of Losing Control by Twilight to Midnight reviews
When Snape stops administering the control potion for Draco's veela instincts thanks to a little meddling from Blaise, Ron and Harry, all hell breaks loose and trouble abounds. Especially for poor unsuspecting Hermione. Rated M for a reason. DHr. 7th year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,468 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 2,226 - Follows: 393 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Blind Date by zarah joyce reviews
Harry, Ron, and Pansy - three people stupid enough to set-up Draco Malfoy on a blind date with Hermione Granger. What could possibly go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bottoms Up by kalina-blue reviews
Hermione and Draco have to serve detention with Snape, but they are not the only ones. Beware of the Hufflepuffs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Love Is A Devil by ashel-13 reviews
Bella is a human who has never met the Cullens...yet. While in Italy she is found by Aro who is going to change her and treat her as his daughter. Lemons later. A BxE love story. Do monsters deserve love too? ON HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,138 - Reviews: 1881 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 1,398 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008
Trapped by shadowglove reviews
oneshot. The war lost, Hermione expected to be killed like all those she loved, and yet her wish wasn't to be granted. Instead, trapped in the Dark Lord's castle, unsure why Voldemort treats her as he does, the young woman begins to lose herself slowly
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 68 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
No PDA by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
PDA Public Display of Affection in school is fun! :D BXE One-shot Takes place at the end of Twilight. :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
If There Were No Monsters and No Magic by gleamingeyes reviews
Alternate future. What if there were no monsters and no magic, and Edward, fully human, is a hundred and four when Bella meets him? They will always be kindred spirits, no matter their ages. Nothing pedophilic, I swear.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,852 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Perilous Prophecies by Yunaine reviews
Hermione Granger gets informed about a new prophecy. After careful deliberation with the other races they decide that the prophecy won’t happen yet. They were wrong. - Set after Hogwarts school years; AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,151 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 88 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Cloak by insaneprincess reviews
ONE SHOT, Sequel to Nail Polish, though it's not necessary to read to understand. "She glanced down nervously to where Harry was pointing in horror to the silver serpent insignia. Of course, he had to notice." Hermione wears Draco's cloak to lunch.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Black Heir by FirePhoenix8 reviews
AU.Harry escapes from the Dursleys when he's ten years old and is found by the escaped Sirius Black. His whole life changes as he slowly discovers his destiny. Durmstrang,DarkArts,dueling,powers,heritage,horcruxes,hallows,Tom,Grindelwald.Darkish!Harry.HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 871,879 - Reviews: 5214 - Favs: 5,261 - Follows: 2,242 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Day In the Life of Lord Voldemort by Professor Cassandra reviews
We've seen the Dark Lord at his worst. We have seen the true horrors he is capable of. But do we really know all of his true characteristics? Read on as I chronicle a day in the life of Lord Voldemort, but be warned...what you find may shock you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Salsa Verde by dracosgem reviews
A new class at Hogwarts... wait...dancing? Did you say Salsa? You CANNOT be serious... Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger have never exactly seen eye to eye but a new class, a meddling Slytherin, and a CRAZY Latin dance instructer have other plans...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,957 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Nail Polish by insaneprincess reviews
He gaped as he stared at her nails – green, silver, green silver… Why on earth was Hermione Granger wearing Slytherin nail polish? Dramione ONE SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Moving On by HermioneTwin reviews
Hermione's life has become meaningless now that Fred is gone. As she sits under a familiar tree, fresh tears still clinging to her frozen cheeks, she remembers...HermioneFred
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,484 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
A Night Without Stars by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
One-shot. All human. Edward died in the 9/11 attacks. It's the one year anniversary and Bella visits his grave. She remembers their best nights as she fills him in on her life. Very, very sad.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 111 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight Fanfiction Etiquette by Insanity's Partner reviews
Everything--And I mean EVERYTHING--there is to know about writing a Twilight fanfiction. I've got it down from Planning, to Summaries, to Grammar, to Other Characters, to Research...and even what to do when you get a writer's block! -Version 3.0-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,792 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Steps Far From Paradise by Lady Salazar reviews
Grimmauld Place is a house that has seen many wars, and as Harlas Lily Potter discovers, some magical wars never truly end… Slytherin/fem!HP. Sorta. OotP-era AU, Dark themes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,174 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 350 - Published: 8/20/2008 - [Harry P., Salazar S.] - Complete
Strange and Beautiful by LemonStar reviews
AU. When Hermione is the person at the bottom of the lake for Cedric to rescue during the second task, everyone is surprised. None more than Cedric and Hermione themselves. How can they mean something to each other when they don't even know each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,695 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Hermione G., Cedric D. - Complete
Goodbye Mike by VampGrlz271 reviews
Mike attempts to get Bella away from Edward using beyond stupid and corny pick-up lines. Of course, it doesn't work. But why not read this anyway? :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by l'heure bleue reviews
”It's a father's right,” Charlie explained to me, a smile dancing on his lips. ”To steal his baby girl away from the groom ... for just one dance.” - Edward watches Renesmee on her wedding day. TWILIGHT AWARD WINNER!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 113 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Funeral Mute by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is a soul collector and Bella just died – more funny than dark. These are not my personal beliefs. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Luckiest Survivors In History by Mezzanottex3 reviews
..."So let's say my bad luck did crash the plane. What exactly were you going to do about it?"... Bella and Edward find themselves in a rather ironic situation. ::edward x bella oneshot::
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,321 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Prisoner by Yunaine reviews
Betrayed by his friends. Betrayed by his teachers. Betrayed by his headmaster. Locked away behind bars until they needed him again. - Dark!Fiction
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 140 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Pink Lace and Diamonds by ronOReds reviews
All she left behind was the pink lace and diamonds. Can Edward ever find the girl he got locked in the bathroom with again? Or will she find him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 197 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
The True Veela Story by faithwood reviews
Draco is a veela. He has to mate with Harry or die. Naturally, he chooses to die. Parody. FLUFF. HPDM. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Desperate Measures by vvc reviews
Harry may be a half-Veela, but there was no such thing as a destined mate. If somebody wanted him, they would have to prove their worthiness. And Draco’s chances don't look so good when Harry guts him at the welcoming feast… HPDM, mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 196,164 - Reviews: 2813 - Favs: 4,593 - Follows: 1,553 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Not a Dream by WideEyedMonkey reviews
Bella Swan wakes up after a terrible accident only to find that not everything-and everyone-is the same. Is it all a dream, or has Bella REALLY never met the Cullens? POST-ECLIPSE. Very Romantic. Will have a definite ending. :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,204 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
Foxglove by Sera dy Relandrant reviews
What if Sirius had been born a girl? Series of oneshots. 'The flower symbolism associated with the foxglove is stateliness and youth. Foxglove flowers have both positive and negative symbolic meanings. They are said to sometimes hurt and sometimes heal.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,117 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Sirius B., Narcissa M. - Complete
Caught In The Act by Panny reviews
Drabble response to the GrangerTwins100 Challenge: Anger. Summary: Hermione turned and rounded on the twins. She attempted to point an accusing finger at them, the digit held midway between the two. Twins/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Bedtime Story by Kailin reviews
A sequel to "Like Father, Like Daughter", which was a sequel to "Snape, A History"
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Love and War: 10 Years as Aurors by Minisinoo reviews
Witch Weekly's lead story by Lavender Brown ten years after the fall of Voldemort. AU assuming Cedric survived.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
Across the Universe by mira mirth reviews
Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 3,653 - Follows: 569 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 6,310 - Follows: 772 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Harry, Harry, and Harry? by remuslives reviews
Fred, Hermione, and George under the effects of polyjuice potion. just for kicks! sort of slash-y, not smutty.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Steamy Night by WeasleyForMe reviews
Hermione's friends don't believe her, but anything can happen at the Burrow on a steamy summer night. Hermione/George
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Good Morning Bella by ronOReds reviews
It's Bella's last Thursday as a human, and the Cullen siblings introduce Bella to a concept called "Thirsty Thursdays." Listen as Edward recounts the story of her crazy night!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 126 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Fat and Sweat and Squishy Noises by Soline reviews
ONE-SHOT! A short story about Hermione seeing a crude act in the night. Snape catches her and has to explain sex... sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Coloured Pencils by foxtrot run reviews
Hermione knows that something is strangely wrong when a Weasley boy hauls her into the linen closet with him at the Burrow. And that something happens to be coloured pencils. FWHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Nine Year etc Plan by mia madwyn reviews
Snape didn’t die and is headmaster at Hogwarts. Hermione has split from Ron who can keep any kids if there are any and she is teaching at Hogwarts. Snape has no qualms about exploiting his position as the boss to get what he wants – Hermione. Humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Dard e Dil by Jack of the North reviews
George is lost in his grief. Can one bushy-haired brunette in particular snap him out of it? Hermione x George
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,936 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Love in Affliction by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,810 - Reviews: 2346 - Favs: 3,424 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dangerous by mysticalpurple reviews
He was obsessed with all things like her... DARK! If you don't like NonCon then don't read! It is extremely dark, and you have been warned! ONE-SHOT DracoHermione if you can call it that
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lock The Door by Twilight to Midnight reviews
Lock the door and cross your legs. Draco will do anything to claim Hermione and luckily for him, she wants something very simple. Post Hogwarts. DHr. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,934 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 1,919 - Follows: 307 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Portrait by atruwriter reviews
A tragic death leads Remus and Harry to the unveiling of a portrait of The Blacks. A couple whose love for each other was evidenced even after death. [One Shot SiriusHermione]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,355 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 153 - Published: 11/16/2007 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] - Complete
To Let You Go by CharloBlack reviews
On the morning of Remus and Tonks wedding Hermione falls victim to one of the Weasley twins’ experiments and is accidentally thrown 20 years into the past. Only one thing remains certain, horrible things happen to those who meddle with time… RLHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 65,177 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Masters of Manipulation by Nerys reviews
A true manipulator will control the universe, but who will achieve the wanted mastership? Hermione suddenly finds herself opposing Tom Riddle in a quest for knowledge banned by the founders of Hogwarts. Can she stop the heir before he becomes invincible?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 162,885 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Instant Darkness Generates Instant Love by HermioneTwin reviews
Fred needs help with a certain new product of his. Hermione hesitantly accepts but will she regret her decision once the lights go out? What could possibly happen to our cute little twosome once total darkness surrounds them? HermioneFred! oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,172 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Midday Lovers by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
They just can't seem to keep their hands to themselves and this gets them in all sorts of trouble. But what happens when their secret is nearly exposed? DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,413 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
By Parchment by Minisinoo reviews
A friendship by pen and parchment. Hermione has a mysterious penpal who assists her from her second year on. She struggles to figure out who it is, but it turns out to be nobody she suspected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Hermione G. - Complete
The box by The Future Queen of the World reviews
When Lucius Malfoy's mistress dies strange and startling facts come to light. This is not a Hermione Lucius romance fic. Read and review! Not HPB or DH compatable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,750 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 7/2/2005 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Weekend at a Lake by Queen of Loopholes reviews
“And every time we’re together, I would give anything just to kiss you once.” FWHG. Possible oneshot. Maybe a multichapter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Falsity by Just A Penniless Writer reviews
A midlife crisis, a mysterious escort, and blackmail. What more could Lucius Malfoy need? PreHBP. LMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,877 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
To Own Hermione Granger by shadowglove reviews
DRACOHERMIONEBLAISE. POST WAR. Two Slytherins want the same thing...to own Hermione Granger...Hogwarts will never be the same again...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,844 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
All I Wanted Was Some Damn Cereal! by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Oneshot about a morning at the Cullens. Title says most of it. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 84 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 125 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Mud Slinging by angelrider93 reviews
ONESHOT response to a challenge. I don't have a summary suffice to say that its amusing to read so PLEASE READ IT! DMHG i hope you enjoy it!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Like Father, Like Daughter by Kailin reviews
Severus learns that small children can remember quite a lot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Laid by drcjsnider reviews
Backed in the corner of the kitchen, brandishing two skewers, and wearing a muggle dress with heels was Draco Malfoy. Standing in front of him, with two wands in her back pocket and a butcher knife in her hand, stood Hermione Granger. A Postwar Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Drinking Games by drcjsnider reviews
As Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger play the Harry Potter Drinking Game, they both acknowledge they want something more from each other than just friendship. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,679 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 70 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 3,137 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Dumbledore's Games by angelrider93 reviews
Ficlet Dumbledore decides to try again for house unity so locks groups of six students into rooms to play a series of games. Have a guess who the Golden trio are grouped with! DMHG COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,986 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 12/10/2006 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Future Parents Program by Avari20 reviews
AU 7th year...There once was a boy named Draco with an extremely determined mother and a distrubing fascination for a certain bushy haired female. When a schemeing headmaster with an idea about babies is thrown into the mix, Draco's problems multiply a thousand fold. *currently editing for content, because I'm the author and I can do that*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,154 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 2,894 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Live A Little by kapers in pink reviews
Most people walk down the stairs Diggory. The title is lame, but I'm not so great at titles. Done for a prompt over at livejournal
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Hermione G., Cedric D. - Complete
Tips and Techniques to Surviving Hogwarts by Rahainia reviews
It was posted with the best of intentions. Didn't take long, however, for the residents of Hogwarts to turn the list into a forum for taunts and teasing. I'd love to add more submit your ideas!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Complete
Come What May by angelrider93 reviews
ONESHOT In his concern for Hermione Draco forgets that not everyone knows about their relationship. This summary sucks big time i hope people actually read this story. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Christmas Lights by inell13 reviews
“What have you gotten yourself into this time, Granger?”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
Blood Appreciation Class by whenstarsdie reviews
"... we're here for the exact same reason." Hermione Granger is sick and tired of her life. She hides in the Prefect's Bathroom one night to release her pain. If comfort came in the form of Draco Malfoy, will she embrace it? Oneshot. Deals with cuting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,183 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 2076 - Favs: 4,853 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3470 - Favs: 7,654 - Follows: 1,562 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bad to Worse by Kyra4 reviews
DMHG 7th year. Dark oneshot, heavy angst. More warnings in AN. Draco's day goes from bad to worse, to downright catastrophic. In a world where Polyjuice Potion can be bought and sold, he really should have known better than to believe his eyes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
In the Rain by Dragon Fire10 reviews
Hermione's world turns upside down when she runs into Lucius at Grimmauld Place. Loyalties are tested...and Lucius must figure out why he is drawn to a girl that is everything he always hated. MIICHAN IF YOU WANT TO FLAME SIGN IN SO I CAN RESPOND...IT IS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 70,817 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Name's Malfoy by bluedevilgirlie reviews
It's the 10 year reunion at Hogwarts, and there's a surprise in store for everyone... Dramione Oneshot, R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 2,247 - Follows: 309 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Five Galleons Says She Wins by Hafthand reviews
Winner of the 'Best Humor Fiction' in the Goblets Award 2007! ‘Five galleons says she wins this time,’ Blaise said after a moment’s thought. He fished out the gold and flashed it at TheBoyWhoLived. DrHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 62 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Different Journeys by koalabear reviews
CedricHermione AU scenario following Goblet of Fire. What might have happened if Cedric had lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,828 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3164 - Favs: 4,712 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
That Time Of Month by Pho3niX reviews
Blaise finds himself reluctantly playing the mediator once more over another of Draco and Hermione's arguments. Dramionaise goodness, so enjoy! Please R&R. Oneshot. Warning: FMM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Into the Horcrux by Adelaide reviews
HGTRLV CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR HBP! It is up to Hermione to destroy Slytherin's locket and rid the world of another one of Voldemort's horcruxes, but can she truly do what it takes? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,328 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Take My Heart Away by Hatusu reviews
Complete. Hermione goes back in time with one mission: to kill Tom Riddle before he comes to power. How hard can it be? Impossible, she realizes, as a love between them grows stronger than anything she's ever known. Now Hermione has a choice to make: Will
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,202 - Reviews: 2156 - Favs: 2,431 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Bee Mine by elibdally1 reviews
They became friends before they were old enough to understand they were supposed to hate each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Bed of Roses by moonyNZ reviews
Currently being edited - July 2009. During a Death Eater attack Hermione is sent back in time where the Marauders and Lily befriend her. Haunted by her past Hermione must learn to live in the other time. Eventual SBHG JPLE. Rated r for later chapters -
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 132,327 - Reviews: 1596 - Favs: 2,084 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 6/23/2005 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Resurrection Resurrected by Miss Mina Murray reviews
(COMPLETE)Hermione's life is soon in distress when secrets from a life she once had as the Lady of Darkness comes into play. Will she follow the life she were to lead with the Dark Lord or defeat him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 51 - Words: 69,216 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
A Bitter Taste by Just A Penniless Writer reviews
Draco's thoughts over the course of his father's relationship with his classmate. Oneshot. LMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Dance by inell13 reviews
Fred and Hermione share a dance at a wedding
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Going Public? by inell13 reviews
Draco, Blaise and Hermione have a talk about their relationship and whether or not they should go public. HermioneBlaiseDraco romance
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Assassin by Sionnain reviews
Through her hate, she becomes his Assassin, and he finds her beautiful when she kills.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort
Blood by Athena Linborn reviews
In order to ensure the continuation of a healthy bloodline, Draco Malfoy must marry a “Mudblood”. Only the best will do for the Malfoy family, but things aren't as straight forward as they seem, as the best candidate is Hermione Granger!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 141,017 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 2,309 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 2/4/2005 - Published: 4/10/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Illumination by Sionnain reviews
In the aftermath of Voldemort's victory, Hermione Granger finds enlightenment in the darkness. complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,961 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 70 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2712 - Favs: 6,603 - Follows: 471 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
The Twelve Hours of Christmas by KissThis reviews
It's Christmas Eve and Hermione's husband can't make it home. Gifts begin arriving every hour, delivered by all the men in her life, from a mysterious admirer. As the men get ticked off the list, figure out who's her husband and who's sending the gifts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,485 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
In Room 313 by Kyra4 reviews
Short one-shot written for a challenge. Nice quick read: try it out! DMHGBZ- yes, all 3. No likee? No readee. R for language only. Tensions run high in a hospital room, following a disasterous Quidditch match.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Blood Magic by GatewayGirl reviews
Blood magic was supposed to keep Harry safe, but his relatives are expendable. Blood magic was supposed to keep Harry looking like his adoptive father, but it's wearing off. Blood is a bond, but so is the memory of hate -- or love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 244,191 - Reviews: 2235 - Favs: 2,057 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 2/21/2004 - Published: 6/19/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
Sins Of The Children by Mel J1701 reviews
'He felt dead inside. He was so tired of it all.' In 1976, the attempted suicide of a boy at Hogwarts will haunt the lives around him and the very future itself... Spoilers ahead for OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,107 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/8/2003 - Severus S.
Snakes and Lions by GatewayGirl reviews
COMPLETE! A nightmare prompts Harry to return alone to the Chamber of Secrets, and leads to a new look at an old enemy. Harry enjoys the company, but when LeStrange has sworn to kill him, how far can he trust a Death Eater’s son? (Full summary in Ch.1)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 119,952 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 6/24/2003 - Published: 5/13/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Justifiable Vengeance by QueenC4 reviews
A Malfoy's revenge is the cruelest of all. DARK FIC!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,659 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Hermione G., Lucius M.