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Joined 03-13-09, id: 1865587, Profile Updated: 01-27-12
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Hullo.

I'm Jamie and... wow, I guess I have nothing better to put than I love to read and write.

I fence, but I'm suckish at it, which annoys me to no end. I am the biggest procrastinator on earth and I'm lazy to boot (great combo, eh?).

I don't particularly like Twilight, but I love the werewolves and imprinting. I also have the biggest fictional crush on Jasper. I have a lot of crushes actually (Fang, Mr. Darcy, Edmund Pevensie, John, Jess from Gilmore Girls...).

Bella sucks. No debate.

Edward could not get Bella pregnant. Impossible. They're bodies stop, correct? No sperm from Ed. (I figured this out when I was 12, but Stephanie Meyer couldn't?)

I love anime and manga, but I would never tell my friends that (actually, depends on the friend).

Ergh.

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Summer Lovin' by Lucky Lips reviews
Introducing Rory and Tristan to Tree Hill, where anything is possible. Love, hate and everything in between. Pairings? Nothings sacred.
Crossover - Gilmore Girls & One Tree Hill - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,043 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 12/22/2004
Of All the Girls in the World by Melika Elena reviews
A desperate monarch makes a pact with another king that will one day force him to give his headstrong daughter to the king's harsh son. Within the castle walls lay many secrets, including a deadly curse. Let the fairytale begin. COMPLETE!
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,241 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Complete
Maximum Ride, The Volturi Battle by 13crazycheer13 reviews
Maximum Ride/Twilight Crossover. Post MR4, New Moon. The Flock move to Forks. While they're there the Volturi come to change Bella and want Max too. As a last resort the Flock and the Cullens turn to The Pack for help. Check my profile for A/Ns. Enjoy!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 33,916 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Max, Bella
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8200 - Favs: 1,819 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Take Anything You Want From Me by smc-27 reviews
She traces the scar on his chest with her fingertip and quietly asks where he got it. He tells her it's from a bar brawl. He can tell she doesn't believe him, but she doesn't ask him for the real truth, and he thinks he likes her more than he should. O/S
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,335 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Do Us Part by coalitiongirl reviews
During "Graduation," Angel claims Buffy. All is well until a newly chipped Spike ends up on their doorstep, and their ties to each other and to him are all challenged, even the claim itself...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,291 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Zabini's Twelve Days of Christmas by Jedi Tess of Gryffindor reviews
Blaise Zabini has a point to prove, whether Hermione Granger wants to listen or not. A Christmas fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,446 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
A Slayer in Camelot by Lear's Daughter reviews
Buffy's first thought upon waking was: "Why is Giles wearing chainmail?" Buffy's dive off Glory's tower takes her somewhere she never expected.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Merlin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,081 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Buffy S., Uther - Complete
Harry Potter and the Editor's Revenge by preciselypotter reviews
Out of character behavior. Bizarre plotlines. Spelling and grammar errors. Crossover impossibilities. Pointless hookups. If any of these bother you, come get a dose of mockery medicine. Warning: nonsensical story for parody purposes only. Flamers welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,583 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 1844 - Favs: 6,339 - Follows: 1,690 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Magical Secrets at Sea by digisammiegirl reviews
Harry has a secret. No one knows about it and he'll be damned to Jones' Locker if anyone ever did. Harry Potter and post Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,766 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 2,363 - Follows: 1,620 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Come What May by Scorpia710 reviews
Harry's life is turned around and upside down when a late night visitor from the future tells him the unthinkable. Now he must convince Snape to teach him Occlumency, get along with Draco Malfoy and survive through what Voldemort has planned for him. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 106,607 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Putting the 'M' in Mystery by missy mee reviews
When an eighteen year old green eyed black haired teacher shows up in 1977 with a snake and flirty redhead in tow, there's sure to be complications. HG. Formally 'Meet Professor Son - I mean - Potter'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 53,371 - Reviews: 2986 - Favs: 2,785 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Take My Heart Away by Hatusu reviews
Complete. Hermione goes back in time with one mission: to kill Tom Riddle before he comes to power. How hard can it be? Impossible, she realizes, as a love between them grows stronger than anything she's ever known. Now Hermione has a choice to make: Will
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,202 - Reviews: 2094 - Favs: 2,254 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
My Life As a House Elf by just call me Cappy reviews
When Hermione is turned into a House elf by an irritated wizard in Knockturn Alley, she finds herself being bought and hired to ... who else, but the Malfoys?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,034 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/3/2004 - Published: 11/19/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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Brightside Outtakes reviews
The chapters and epilouge's Tyson so thoughtfully destroyed. Hope this adds more to the story :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Paul
Brightside reviews
Ali is an artistic, colorful person. The complete opposite of Paul, but hey, he imprinted! Yeah, sounds unoriginal, but please check it out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 32,310 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Paul - Complete
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