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Author has written 12 stories for Twilight, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

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I've been diagnosed with OCD (Obbsessive Cullen Disorder), OJD (Obsessive Jasper Disorder), OVD (Obbsessive Vampire Disorder), and OMCD (Obsessive Mythical Creatures Disorder).

You think your life sucks? Well, I'm in love with a 165 year old, non-existent vampire named JASPER HALE

"Join the Vampires; we have Jasper Whitlock Cullen Hale." Crap, that's a lot of last names.

Jasper Hale! I love you! Oops! Did I say that out loud?

Emmett's the Strongest,
Rosalie's the Prettiest,
Edward's the Smoothest,
Bella's the Clumsiest,
Alice's the Quirkiest,
But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make
everyone feel jealous.

TEAM JASPER WITLOCK HALE!!

Emmet = Big Teday Bear

Edward = Simply Dazzaling

Jasper = Walking Chill Pill

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Prettier Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901

promise to remember Bella, Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember, Edward Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws, For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob, When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle, Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett, Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose,Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice, When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie, When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme, When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper, Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi, When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight, Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession, Because I know what the Twilighters know

well lets see things you should know about me

1. i my gasillion nicknames and ex nicknames is gasillion ever a number oh well nikki, aschey,heath,jasper,alice,nickfriend,naj,jan and now my ex's loren, and elliot see i have alot

2. i love twilight and JASPER HALE

3. i love animals and canot stand to see an amimal in pain

4. my fave color is black ps im not emo or gothic

6. i love the twilight, house of night, curk de freek, the canonicals of Vladamir Todd series and my fave book my sisters keeper it really good

7. i play percussion at my school and am the only girl who does that I'm trying to prove that even a girl can pay the drums and its harder than it looks with all the notes you have to learn and memorise it can get pretty confusing

8. i cant spell that well, but i try my best and never give up

9. i hate people who judge people by how they look I'm a blond but I'm far from being dumb and I'm a nerd so what i a good looking nerd to and no i will not date any of you sorry

11. i love all tipes of music except for classical ugg i can not stand it

12.did you notice that there is no #5 or 10

13. did you you look back up to see if it was there i know you did

14. i love to build and paint

15. i want to be a vet or a Marine biologist or the president because i want the world to know a girl can run this country to and it has been done before when no one knew so why should it make a difference if they do know

16. i would like to thank you for taking time to read all this.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you can't stand stupid girls copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are planing world domination (most of us are) then copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are unconditionally and irrevocably in love with Twilight copy and paste this on to your profile

If you can just never type fast enough copy and paste this onto your profile

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a thumb war with yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against drunk driving please copy this onto your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires, post this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen or is a vampire but it would be a really awesome perk), copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile. (And multiple other Twilight words. Volturi, Carlisle, Irina, etc.)

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. i could care less to be honest

If you think that Alice and Jasper make a cute couple, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you couldn't possibly survive without your type of music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

SIGNS WHICH SHOW YOU LOVE JASPER HALE

1. You giggle whenever you see Jasper written in any book or shown in a movie.

2. You have learnt by heart the meaning of Jasper in the Oxford dictionary - A reddish brown quartz.

3. You cry when you listen to songs which depict the past life of Jasper, before Alice.

4. You have slight jealousy towards Alice, because you feel you deserve him more.

5. You have watched many Civil War movies.

6. You call your boyfriend "Major".

7. You pay attention in History class when teaching about the Civil War.

8. You try to speak in a Southern Accent.

9. You call your friends darlin'.

10. You show off the crescent shaped scars you received from your brother/ sister and go around saying, "Jasper gave me a love bite"

11. You love hailstorms because they rhyme with the Halestorms which Jasper Hale creates in your heart.

12. You officially change your surname to Hale.

13.You write Jasper everywhere you find, even in your notebooks.

14. You try to use empathic powers on people (to no effect, unfortunately).

15. You always feel lusty whenever you think of Jasper at night.

16. You always blush when somebody calls you Mrs. Whitlock.

17. You dream fluffy scenes with Jasper

I ALSO LOVE THE CIRQUE DU FREEK,HOUSE OF NIGHT,NIGHT WORLD,AND TWILIGHT SERIES (if only Any of them could be real =( oh well we cant have everything now can we)

my fave. jasper quotes

"I can feel what you're feeling right now,you're worth it." " you held out your hand and i took it without making sence of what i was doing for the first time in almost a centurie i felt hope."

Jasper Whitlock Hale,Twilight Jasper Whitlock Hale,Eclipse

i love all things twilight and jasper if i could change the quote "So the lion fell in love with the lamb" it would be "So the cat fell in love with the fox" i got the idea from a pic. i found on photo bucket.com here is the link http://media.photobucket.com/image/jasper20hale20anime/XxmirashixX/People/edwardbellajacobalicejasperemmettca.jpg?o=9

i dont care that some of these repeat

BEST FRIENDS N FRIENDS:

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you

BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in him/her's body if he/she hurts your bestfriend

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BESTFRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS:Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass

FRIENDS: bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" (don't ask you don't want to know)

BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this crap.

My Mother Taught Me

1. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

6. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

18. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.

"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more.

25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES

" If you don't tidy your room, there'll be hell to pay."

If you think those stupid kids should just give that god-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, then copy this into your profile.

You know you live in 2009 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7.As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
10. You were too busy to notice number five.
11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

Miss

I'm a girl so I'm probably cruel

I'm a lady so I'm probably irrational

I'm a women so I'm probably crazy

I'm a female so I'm probably sexy

Miss or Ms. "Whatever".Girls rule,Boys drool.

All of the above put this in your pro.

Having the love of you're life say "we can still be friends" is like having you're dog die and your mother saying you can still keep it.

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for
breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

Girls can do anything guys can do, and we do it in heels.

Men who dress as women can do anything boys can do while wearing heels and looking like a girl. Imagine the stress they are under!(I had to be fair and put this here to ;-)

Dude I hate these things but I am very superstitious: This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

I thougt this was really sweet!

If i dont call you
Its because i'm waiting for you to call me

When i walk away from you mad
Follow me

When i stare at your mouth
Kiss me

When i push you or hit you
Grab me and dont let go

When i start cussing at you
Kiss me and tell me you love me

When im quiet
Ask me whats wrong

When i ignore you
Give me your attention

When i pull away
Pull me back

When you see me at my worst
Tell me i'm beautiful

When you see me start crying
Hold me and tell me everything will be alright

When you see me walking
Sneak up and hug my waist from behind

When i'm scared
Protect me

When i lay my head on your shoulder
Tilt my head up and kiss me

When i grab at your hands
Hold mine and play with my fingers

When i tease you
Tease me back and make me laugh

When i dont answer for a long time
reassure me that everything is okay

When i look at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When i say that i like you
I really do more than you could understand

When i bump into you
bump into me back and make me laugh

When i tell you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When i look at you in your eyes
dont look away until i do

When i miss you
i'm hurting inside

When you break my heart
the pain never really goes away

When i say its over
i still want you to be mine

One fine day in the middle of the night, Two dead boys got up to fight. Back-to-back they faced one another, Drew their swords and shot each other. One was blind and the other couldn't see, So they chose a dummy for a referee. A blind man went to see fair play, A dumb man went to shout "hooray!" A deaf policeman heard the noise, And came and shot the two dead boys. A paralysed donkey walking by, Kicked the copper in the eye, Sent him through a rubber wall, Into a dry ditch and drowned them all. (If you don't believe this lie is true, Ask the blind man -- he saw it too!)

'Never Argue With A Woman'

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.

For all I know you could startat any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'


'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think

LADIES don't start fights,we FINISH them.

A good girl is a bad girl whos never gotten caught.

"Do you remember when Pluto was a planet, yeah, those were the days."

Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me, either.
Just leave me the heck alone.

Some Great Answers to That Stupid Question:
"Why aren't you married yet?"

You haven't asked yet. I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life. What? And spoil my great sex life? Because I just love hearing this question. Just lucky, I guess. My fiance is awaiting his/her parole. I'm waiting until I get to be your age. It didn't seem worth a blood test. I already have enough laundry to do, thank you. Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating. I'd have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund. They just opened a great singles bar on my block. What? And lose all the money I've invested in running personal ads? We really want to, but my lover's spouse just won't go for it. I don't want to have to support another person on my paycheck. Why aren't you thin? I'm married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation. (For Single Mothers) Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.

Man "Haven't we met before?"
Woman "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man "Is this seat empty?"
Woman "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man "Your place or mine?"
Woman "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman "It's in the phone book."

Man "But I don't know your name."
Woman "That's in the phone book too."

Man "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman "I'm a female impersonator."

Man "What sign were you born under?"
Woman "No Parking."

Man "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman "Do not Enter"

Man "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman "Unfertilized"

Man "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"

Man "I know how to please a woman."
Woman "Then please leave me alone."

Man "I want to give myself to you."
Woman "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man "I can tell that you want me."
Woman "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."

Man "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
Woman "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."

Man "Your body is like a temple."
Woman "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman "Yes, but would you stay there?

If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer,GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY CHERRIOS.

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda"

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer

If you like chocolate as much as I do (which is ALOT), copy this in your profile.(What girl doe's not like Chocolate?)

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you want to slice out Jacob Black's organs, throw them into a fire, and do a native dance around the fire, for what he did in Eclipse, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying,But at the same time funny, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile (mabye...)

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you cried when Fred Weasley died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile, and add your name to the list: Littlewhisker, Patronus Charm, The Dawn Is Breaking,MangoTango450 OMG he die's!).

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile

If you think that Global Warming is real, and that it should be dealt with, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile(Try 450 pg + book in less then one day)For some reason i don't think i should be proud of that.

Girls are like apples

on trees. The best ones

are at the top of the tree.

The boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree

all girls copy and paste this to your page

A girl died in 1933.A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murderer chanted , Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia.

Reasons why girls are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you20threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet alot of girls do too.

Dude I hate these things but I am very superstitious: This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

- Unknown

things i like =)

I

twilight

new moon

eclipse

breaking dawn

the host

and

music

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you think the whole Jacob/Nessie thing is WAY creepy, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing Twilight Fanfictions...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever wished you could be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. (A Wolf! Oooh, yeah)

If you are going to dress up as a vampire to watch the new Twilight film copy and paste this into your profile

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you love the song 'Decode' by Paramore in the new Twilight movie, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile

If whenever you see or hear the brand "Volvo" you freak out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Edward Cullen, no matter how much he overreacts no matter how much he gets overprotective, you will love him anyway, then copy this into your profile

If you think what Jacob did to Bella in Eclipse took guts, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Alice and Emmett Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have read every single book at least ten times copy and paste this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If random songs just pop into your head at any given momet, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Animorph version of the Barney song ~I hate you, you hate me, let’s chase Barney up a tree ect.-Personally, I like this version better~ to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile. (ALL THE FREAKIN’ TIME!)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. (All the time...)

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile (Every time I meet a hot girl, otherwise I never shut-up)

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone ~or more than one person~ because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.)

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If there are times when you just want to annoy people for the hell of it then copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think rock, paper, scissors solves everything then put this in you’re profile!

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile. (They've been throwing themselves at me lately...)

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Rosalie, Jasper, Aro, or any other Twilight names, copy this into your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Rosalie Hale somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Rosalie Hale), copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. (More times than I can count...)

If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the ABC's song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you know at least five words to the song 'I Love Rock n' Roll', put this in your profile.

If you have ever attacked someone with joy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have someone you love as a sister, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. (I still try to, and I'm determinded to actually do it one day)

If you have ever tried to put you foot behind you head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. (See the next two copy and paste things for further info)

If whenever you see or hear the name "Rosalie" you freak out and have a small fit because you love her so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are considering torturing you because you won't shut up about the Twilight series, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are in love with a Twilight character, copy and paste this in your profile. (Let's see, Rosale...Alice...Bella!)

If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turkey-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

I don't really believe this but it's weird:This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Olny srmat poelpe can raed this.

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Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if
you can raed this psas it on !!

If you've ever pretended you were Jasper,or Jasper's Girlfriend,paste this on your profile.

"Psh, screw the Dark Side. So what if they have cookies? Come to the Light Side, we have Jasper Hale!"

If you can't wait for the New Moon movie just because Jasper gets to have his big moment, copy this onto your profile.

If you know you'll be super super pissed if Jasper doesn't get to have his big moment in the New Moon movie, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you noticed that Jasper wouldn't be able to be in the ballet studio in Twilight because if he flipped out over a paper cut then he would deffinately flip out when Bella was bleeding like crazy with the gushing head and all that Jazz, copy and paste this onto your profile

Why I hate Edward Cullen:Edward Cullen killed Bambi's mom.

If you love Jasper Hale more than Edward Cullen and if you think that Edward needs to get over himself and stop calling himself a monster, and stop thinking that he is the only one that has problems in Cullen family, and if you think that he needs to just go DIE IN A FREAKING HOLE BECAUSE JASPER WILL ALWAYS BE WAAAY BETTER THAN HIM... Copy and paste this onto your profile...or is that just me?

When Life Gives you Lemons,throw 'em back and demand Jasper Hale!

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate Mike and you're not afraid to say it, paste this into your profile.

If you hear the voice of Jasper in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you think that Jasper absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit in you mind when Jasper got out of control in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe (or wish) that the Jasper exists, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring Jasper, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think swearing is bad,paste this on your profile.

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

If you are a member of the unofficial Jasper Whitlock Hale Fangirl Club, copy and paste this into your profile.-Screw Edward,Jasper is cute,smart,and interesting.

If you wanna push Alice off a cliff holding a baby vampire-with the volturi at the bottom-,copy and paste this on your profile.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender. Jasper Hale
2. Which is the best: red, black, green, blue, or yellow? black
3. Your first initial ? n 4. Your month of birth? OCTOBER 5. Which is cooler, black or white? Dunno
6. Name a person of your same gender. Alice Cullen
7. What's your favorite number? 13 8. Do you like California or Florida more? California
9. Which is prettier, lakes or oceans? Oceans
10. What is your wish?That Jasper Hale will turn me into a vamp and luv me forever.

Done with that?
Here are the answers:

1. You are in love with this person.funny
2. If you chose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Blue: You are spontaneous and enjoy kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Green: Your soul is laid back and you are reserved.
Yellow: You are a happy person and give good advice for those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have lots of love and friendship in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life will soon blossom.
S-Z: You are a good friend and your future love life look very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: This year will go well for you and very soon you will fall in love with someone you would have least expected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a good year and experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but you will eventually find your soulmate.
5. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will like the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.
8. If you chose:
California: You love adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.
9. If you chose:
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. You are reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will become true before your next birthday.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

A Twilight Survey

Which book in the series is your favorite?

Eclipse.This one is when Victoria's head get's ripped off-plus Jasper gets a bigger part!!

How long did it take you to read the books?

Oh,about a week altogether.

Who introduced you to the books?

My librarian

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

Bought all 4.I could keep them that way. :)

Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie?

Twilight movie because I have Breaking Dawn and saw the movie,but I wanna see it again.

What's your dream ending to the series?

Alice get's murdered and somehow Jasper goes to me and makes me a vamp,starting a new relationship.

Favorites:

Who is your favorite character?

Jasper!Duh!

Who's your favorite vampire?

Jasper(Need I explain?)!

Who is your favorite werewolf?

Quil!!

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

"I can feel what you're feeling right now,you're worth it."

Jasper Whitlock Hale,Twilight

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

Bella's wedding(They are so cute together!!)

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

When they are at the movies in New Moon.

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

When Alice and Bella are going to save Edward's butt-he is such a drama queen.

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

When Edward goes to the Volturi

Which book cover was your favorite?

New Moon

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

YES!!

This or That?

Twilight or New Moon?

New moon

New Moon or Eclipse?

Eclipse

Eclipse or Twilight?

Twilight

Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun?

Midnight Sun

Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie?

Movie; it has Jackson Rathbone(who looks perfectly fine,he was supposed to act as if he was in pain!Gosh!) :D

The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn?

Twilight Movie

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

Jacob!Edward is a snot nosed little,BEEP!!

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?

Bella

Bella or Jacob?

Jacob

Bella or Alice?

Alice

Alice or Jacob?

Jacob

Rosalie or Alice?

Rosalie(She's not that bad,guys)

Jasper or Alice?

Jasper

Jasper or Edward?

Jasper that not a question

Carlisle or Esme?

Carlisle

Emmett or Jasper?

(My)Jasper

Emmett or Jacob?

Jacob

Bella or Rosalie?

Bella

Esme or Charlie?

Esme

Charlie or Carlisle?

Carlisle

Charlie or Billy?

Charlie

Jacob or Sam?

Jacob

Sam or Quil?

Quil

Quil or Embry?

Quil

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?

James.He is a freakin CREEP!!

Werewolves or Vampires?

VAMPIRES!!

Movie Stuff:

How did you first find out about the movie?

Well,I read the Twilight Series...

Are you excited?

Yes!I wanna see it again!

What do you think of the casting so far?

Perfect!

Are you going to go see it?

I saw it on opening day.

Planning on going with anyone in particular?

Friends

Do you think it will stay true to the book?

No

Breaking Dawn Speculation:

Are you planning on buying this book as soon as it's out?

Yes

Do you think Bella will be turned into a vampire finally?

She did

Do you think she and Edward will get married?

They did

Do you think Jacob might imprint in this book?

He did. I wish he imprinted on,say,Carlisle.That would make a good book,right there,you gotta admit

Who do you think Bella will end up with : Edward or Jacob?

Edward

Do you think it will be a happy, sad, or shocking ending?

Happy.Stephenie Meyer does n't have the guts to make it sad.

Who do you think will be the villain(s) of the book this time?

The Volturi.

How would you feel about a possible vampire / werewolf cross?

Um,wouldn't it die from the werewolf half dying from vamp venom?

Will Charlie find out Edward is a vampire?

Sorta.

Will the vampires and werewolves continue the truce they had in Eclipse?

In a way,yes...

If anyone, who do you think will die in this book?

Alice,If I am lucky.Stupid Alice took (My)Jasper!!

For a twist: what would you think if Edward was somehow turned human?

Yes,Please.He may just turn into an old fart and die!!

Do you think Jacob will be over Bella by the end of the book?

totally.

What do you most want to happen in Breaking Dawn?

For Jasper to ditch Alice,turn me into a vamp,fall in love with me,and live forever as a happy couple.

What's your dream ending?

See answer above this one.

(A Few Last Things:)

In which book did you like Bella's character best?

Twilight

How about Edward's?

I do not like Edward.He is a BEEP!!

Jacob's?

New Moon

Alice's?

I want Alice to die as well as Edward.

If it were possible...who would you most want to meet in person?

Jasper!He is so...HOT!! and he is going to my husband =)

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If you have ever opened your window in the night just so a vampire might come in, copy and paste this to your profile.

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

You're never alone...

93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it.

Don't be one of those people.

Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you.

A girl died in 1933.A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murderer chanted , Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia.

Funny things I laughed at

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down, stay put and shut up.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

Music is love in search of word.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep until noon

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

Come join the dark side

A good friend bails you out of jail. A great friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!'

When you fall: A friend helps you up; a best friend keeps walking and says,"Walk much dumb ass?"

My favorite word is sarcasm.

Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public

I didn't just hit you. I just high-fived your face.

This is 'evil me'. 'Evil me' locked 'nice me' in a closet years ago.

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

You Say Pink

I Say Purple

You Say Nick Jonas

I Say all American rejects

You Say Miley Cyrus

I Say Evanescence

You Say Zac Efron

I Say Kellen lutz .

You Say Pop

I Say hip-hop

You Say I'm Weird

I Say I'm Different

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT,

Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,

So why bother?

Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know!!
... OR ATLEAST THEY SHOULD, CAUSE IF THEY DONT THEY ARENT TRUE TWILIGHTERS!

I would say "screw you" but I think to many people already have.

I am really trying to imagine you with a personality. Oops, I can't.

Not the brightest crayon in the box, now, are we?

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

Your a couple of fries short of a Happy Meal.

You just won't leave me alone, will you? You know, people like you are the reason why people like me need medication.

Is it time for your medication or mine?

Oh, I'm so sorry! I forgot that you're an idiot!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
God made me beautiful,
What happened to you?

List 5 reasons why I shouldn't talk to you. And then read them over and over.

If stupidity was a crime, you'd get the electric chair.

Commandments of a Teenager

Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long)

Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money)

Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them)

Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)

My Favorite Insults (use at your own risk)

Everyone is entitled to being stupid, but you just abuse the privilege.

WHO IS YOUR ROLE MODEL??

Try it without looking at answers

1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9

2) Multiply by 3 then

3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator...)

4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number….

5) Add the digits together

Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL
is from the list below :

1. Einstein

2. Nelson Mandela

5. Bill Gates

6. Gandhi

7. Brad Pitt

8. Hitler

9.T713 the new Mrs.JasperW.Hale (AKA: ME) ha ha ha

10. Barack Obama

I know...I just have that effect on people...one day you too can be like me... :) Believe it!

PS. Stop picking different numbers. I AM YOUR IDOL, JUST DEAL WITH IT!!

Now copy and paste this into your profile, and change your name in #9.

There are 100 questions below. They are stupid, but they happen. Copy and paste this onto your profile, delete my Xs, and put your own in. After you are done, count how many you x-ed and that is how much percent you are stupid of the time! I am stupid 50 percent of the time.

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. x Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. X Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. x Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
8. x Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
9. x Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. x Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
12. x Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. x Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15.. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. x Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. x Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. x Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. x Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. x Have run into a closed door
24. x Started a conversation other people had just finished
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. x It has taken you longer than 5 min. to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. x Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store and/or off their property
35. x Touched the stove, the curling/flat iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot
36. Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. x Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. x Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. x Walked into a pole 40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident

41. x Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on

43. x Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. X Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. x Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. x Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. x Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. x Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. x Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. x Looked into an overhead while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day
58. Forgot your own phone number.
59. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. x Have laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice-versa
62. Said "funner" then had someone make fun of you for it
63. x Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. x Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. x Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. x Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. x Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. x Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. x Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. x Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. x Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid.
75. x Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand (ew)
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. x Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. x Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. x Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. x Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. x Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. x Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny
88. When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at somebody
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant
90. Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.

91. As you are writing, you move your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. x Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. x Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren’t even paying attention
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. x When laying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. x Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class.
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

I went to an insane asylum to talk who led the building. I ask him, "How do you know if someone is insane?" "Well," he replies, "we fill a bathtub with water and offer them a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket; they have to empty the bathtub quickly." "Oh," I say, "so they will take the bucket because it is the biggest and holds the most water." He looks at me, "No. A normal person would pull the plug. Now, would you like a room with a bed near the window or by the door?" No, I didn't make that up.

Here is a cool paradox I found while reading a fanfiction:

The below statement is true.
The above statement is false.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you draw Edward's face and hot bod all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH final the next day.Crazy is when you run into a pole and say as your excuse you were daydreaming about your fictionl boyfriend Edward. Crazy is screaming everytime you hear the name Edward because you think Jacob is 10 times better. HAHA! -laughs at Edward fangirls- --That's Crazy, too. Crazy is when you're not paying attention when the teacher is rambling and you think of something funny from the other day that you don't realize is funny til that moment and you burst into hysterical laughter and the entire class turns around and stares at you and you look the other way and pretend you don't notice. Crazy is when you star in your own movie and pretend to be an assassin... multiple times. Crazy is when you scream for no reason or sing nursery rhymes. Crazy is when you open your window every night waiting for Edward to watch you sleep. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!;)

Our Edward, Who art in Forks, Hallowed be thy sparkles. Thy Volvo comes, thy will be fast, On Earth as it is in the meadow. Give you this day, our daily blood; Forgive us our heartbeats, As we worship Carlisle for giving you life. Lead us into temptation, Deliver us to you. For thine is the vampire, The music and the hotness, Forever and ever, A-Edward.

Below is sang to the tune of 'The itsy bitsy Spider'

The itsy pixie vampire went to the shopping mall.

She wouldn't even care if there was no sale at all,

but out came the sun and made her spark-kly,

so the itsy pixie vampire quit her shopping spree.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

Edward Cullen made every girl want a bloodthirsty vampire instead of a knight in shining armor.

An enemy of my enemy, is my friend.

Jacob Black glared at the children dressed as vampires and he knew it wasn't right when he lied and told them there was no candy left. (haha, I love this one. I am SO Team Edward)

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and he got away.

I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like fire.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

It’s great to have gray hair. Ask anyone who’s bald.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand

So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over!

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

The cops never find it as funny as you do

Go hug a cactus!

Emmett is the Strongest,
Edward is the fastest,
But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make you feel jealous.

Sometimes a road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

MENstrual pain, MENstrual cramps, MENstrual anxiety, MENtal anxiety, MENopause, MENingitis. Notice our problems begin with MEN!!

Psh, screw the Dark Side. So what if they have cookies? Come to the Light Side, we have Edward Cullen!

At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he knows he can't.

You have a right to your opinions; I just don't want to hear them.

I'm not easily distracted, I... Hey, is that guy SPARKLING??

Growing old is mandatory, Growing up is optional.

Live forever, or die trying.

If you wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, "You are wrong." This method works every time.

Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.

If life gives you lemons throw them back and demand Edward.

Emmett, when you laugh, I’ll laugh. When you dry sob, I’ll dry sob. But when you get arrested for trying to be the hulk, I’ll laugh and tell Carlisle.

Do that again and I'll give you a papercut RIGHT IN FRONT OF JASPER!

I keep trying to kidnap Edward but every time I try Alice is there waiting for me with a baseball bat. How does she- Oh. Right.

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop!

If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.

I tried to call 911 the other day, but couldn't find number eleven on the keypad!

When you laugh, I'll laugh, you cry, I cry, you fall down that ski slope, I laugh even harder.

The second mouse gets the cheese.

It's Band GEEK, not Band NERD. If you are going to try to insult me, at least do it right!

Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with one or all of the Cullens (coughEdwardcough), but you don't really care because even though admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you don't wanna heal.

In my world, pages 73-381 of New Moon don't exist.

If you can't beat them, join them
If you can't join them, sue them,
then rub it in their faces.

God made man, and then said, "I can do better than that," and made woman.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I know I'm not perfect,
I know I'm a geek, in many ways,
I know I listen to "Weird" bands,
I know I like to read,
I know I like school, even teachers.

BUT:
I know I have true friends,
I know I'm loved,
I know who I love,
I know I can overcome ups and downs.
And I know who I am.

Anything else you'd like to throw at me?

But Jacob? Jacob, who was just Jacob, and nothing more than that? Jacob, My friend? Jacob, the only human I'd ever been able to relate to...

And he wasn't even human. (New Moon, pg. 294)

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for. (Ha!)

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Someone told me: Go to hell!

Me: I can't. They put a restraining order on me...

Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science:'Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work?' Liberal Arts:'Do you want fries with that?'"

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

When you wish upon a star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.

There are easier things in life than finding a good man ... nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.

Employee: Boss can I have the day off tomorrow?

Boss: So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what
you are asking for:

There are 365 days per year available for work.

There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have
2 days off per week,leaving 261 days available for work.

Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you
have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available.

You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break which
counts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available.

With a 1 hour lunch each day, you used up another 46
days, leaving only 22 days available for work.

You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This
leaves you only 20 days per year available for work.

We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available
working time is down to 15 days.

We generously give 14 days vacation per year which
leaves only 1 day available for work, and I'll be surprised if you are going
to take that day off!!

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

Keep smiling- it makes everyone wonder what you’re up too

Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.

There's no such thing as a stupid question, until you ask it.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do.

Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

The world is cruel... get used to it!

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

The chances of getting hit by lightning increase if you stand under a tree, shake your fist to the sky, and yell: "Storms Suck!"

If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

When life gives you lemons, take half and squirt those in the eyes of your enimes, and use the other half to make a refreshing glass of lemonade after all your hard work.

Only a Twilight fan can look at a girl just bitten by a vampire and go "Awww, that's so sweet!"

Psychology. Mind over matter. Mind under matter? It doesn't matter. Never mind.

His body is hard as stone

and his touch is cold as ice.

His voice is smooth as silk.

His thirst is his only vice.

Vampires don't exist.

That's what I've been told.

But Edward never changes.

He never will grow old.

His family is kind

though unconventional at best.

They consider me one of them

though I am not one yet.

I deem myself unfit

for the love that he bestows.

I still have no idea

why it was me, he chose.

His immortal kiss is coming.

Better late than never.

But I know this fact is true,

only a vampire can love you forever. (No, I didn't make up that poem...)

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

I wasn't born yesterday, and neither were you. If you were congratulations on learning how to read at such a young age.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Sometimes...

When you cry,

No one sees your tears.


Sometimes...

When you are in pain,

No one sees your hurt.

Sometimes...

When you are worried,

No one sees your stress.


Sometimes...

When you are happy,

No one sees your smile.

But FART, just ONE time...
And everybody knows!!

Gotcha!! You thought this was going to be one of those heart-touching stories!

Can't eat pork,

Swine flu

Can't eat chicken,

Bird flu

Can't eat Beef,

Mad cow...

Can't eat eggs,

Salmonella.

Can't eat fish,

heavy metal poisons in their waters.

Can't eat fruits and veggies,

insecticides and herbicides.

Hmmmmmmmmm!!

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I believe that leaves Chocolate and ice cream!!

Remember - - - 'STRESSED'

spelled backwards! is

'DESSERTS

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21.Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
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Torn by Dooba reviews
Bella Swan has survived a living hell, twice. She no longer speaks. Nobody ever listened. The Cullen family take her into their care. Bella fights to leave her past behind, but will she be able to let love in? AH M-rated for violence, content, language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 85 - Words: 616,477 - Reviews: 15485 - Favs: 6,283 - Follows: 6,823 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
Life after Life by SilverMidnight52 reviews
The Cullens find a girl being killed. After they change her something grows between her and Jasper. Alice and Jasper never were together.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,598 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Jasper - Complete
Footsteps by SilverMidnight52 reviews
Vampires are real and want Bella. Werewolves are real and want Bella. Witches are real and want...Jasper? Warning per chapter. Mentions of child abuse. Rated to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,439 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Carlisle, Jasper, Seth - Complete
Destiny, Fate & Kismet by CorruptedHeart reviews
Follow Renesmee Cullen in this trilogy of finding herself, and meeting one of the most feared Volturi members known to her world and their journey to love. The laws of Destiny and Fate go against them and test their love, alongside shadows from the past. Nothing will stop them to prove their love is forever... And always. - TRILOGY COMPLETE. Each story summary inside. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 81 - Words: 590,242 - Reviews: 1695 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Alec, Renesmee C./Nessie] - Complete
Read my Lips by vicky-twilight-obsessed reviews
Three best friends are kidnapped and sent to work for the Cullen men; the ruthless dominating princes of the vampire world. Their jobs? Sex slaves- tending to their every desire and need 24/7."Rule one don't speak unless spoken to." Darkward/AU/Lemons/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 82,636 - Reviews: 1556 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Bella, Edward
Enslaved by ace1014 reviews
Bella is captured by a slave trader and sold to the Volturi after Edward leaves. A year after being sold two vampires stumble upon her and let her mate know that she is alive and there. Her mate none other than the God of War. Lemons. Cursing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,501 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Forbidden Fruit by Taters7 reviews
Bella Swan mother Died when Bella was just 2 years old. Now living with a father that beats her and having a crush or maybe even in love with her English teacher Edward Cullen Bella dosnt know what to do, What will her teacher do to help her. All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 29,856 - Reviews: 1206 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
House of the Horde by Raggdolly reviews
Bella endures the dark side of LA. After being abducted and taken into the Hollywood Hills, she learns that humans are not at the top of the food chain. Can she escape or will she fall victim to a treacherous vampire? OOC/Dark Themes/No rape. Outtakes included.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 37 - Words: 145,315 - Reviews: 2192 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 1,529 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rescue Me by Moonchild707 reviews
Isabella Swan lives in hell with her widower father, Charlie. When her two older brothers come home from school and discover their sister's horrific life, Bella's circumstances undergo a dramatic and life-altering change. Rewritten and edited version of the original. Based on true events. AH, OOC, dark themes, abuse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,546 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella
Hot For A Teacher by Katerina Petrova Salvatore reviews
Beautiful and popular among her peers, Isabella Swan's life has always been superficial and easy. In an alternate universe, her parents' money can buy her everything and everyone she wants. Too bad the new hot teacher is out of her league for reasons more than one. This love, she's going to have to work for. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,445 - Reviews: 2081 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 1,205 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward, Jasper
The Sword, the Singer, and the Vessel by Miss Snazzy reviews
After saving Bella from a vampire, two hunters will take up a new job—protecting her from the crazy redhead bent on getting revenge. New Moon AU. Season 3 AU. Eventual Dean/Bella romance. Sam/Bella friendship. Episodic format.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 102,150 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 6/25/2011 - [Dean W., Bella]
God Love Her by Lynyrd Lionheart reviews
Bella is the police chief's perfect daughter. Edward is the surgeon's delinquent son. When Bella catches her boyfriend cheating on her, she throws all caution to the wind and hops on the back of Edward's motorcycle for the ride of her life. All Human *Now Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,037 - Reviews: 3080 - Favs: 3,412 - Follows: 2,921 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Penal Code by BellaFlan reviews
Undercover Cop Edward Cullen wants some excitement on his beat. Bella, whom he mistakenly thinks is a hooker, desperately needs to snap out of her funk. How deep is Edward willing to go undercover to get the girl? COLLAB with FICTIONFREAK95! AH/Comedy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,603 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Future Imperfect by TwiliteAddict reviews
When Edward, Bella & Alice were detained in Volterra, Aro knew Bella was a powerful shield. Determined to add her to his collection of gifted vampires, Aro concocts a ruthless plan that includes Gianna & an American with the ability to block Alice's sight. Can love that has been shattered ever be whole again? Contains violence/mature situations/AU/canon, dark w/ an HEA. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 219,923 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dark Waltz by Moonchild707 reviews
After being orphaned at 6, Isabella Swan was separated from her only remaining family. Ten years later, Bella is reunited with her siblings and a new foster family. With secrets in her past and a rocky road to recovery, Bella strives for normalcy, routine, and the strength only a family can give. A story of love, healing, redemption and growth. AH, dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 65 - Words: 276,365 - Reviews: 2656 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Complete
Tall, Dark and Deadly by Vampire-Addict-22 reviews
Bella is doing better since the Cullen's left. much better. Then fate throws her for a loop by introducing her to yet another vampire. Only this one isn't like the others. He's better, he's nicer, he's... perfect for her. Is the feeling mutual? Or is Felix just like Edward? will he leave her heart broken or be the one who holds it permanently? MA for lang lemons please review :)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,758 - Reviews: 1365 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Bella, Felix - Complete
Dream Like You'll Live Forever by Lozz.of.London reviews
IT'S BACK! To all my amazing followers from years ago... I'm re-submitting this story from scratch with a few little changes and I promise, I'll write more chapters :o) To new readers, Major Mobward...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,951 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Bella, Edward
The Bella I am Now by Miss.PirateQueen reviews
What do you get when you add three super cool vampires namde Aiden, Sam and Damon, throw them in a band with bella? Then have Bella run into the Cullens again, then throw in some memory loss? One wicked sweet awesome story written by yours truly! LOL READ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 41 - Words: 51,148 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
The Sixty Ninth Hunger Games by Johnny Emm reviews
With a number like that, someone is bound to make fun of it. But that makes President Snow angry. How will he punish those who mocked the games? I think the rating can give you an idea. Rated M for language, themes, and lemons.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,771 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 10/9/2009
The Blizzard by sheviking reviews
Bella is walking home during a blizzard and stumbles on a homeless man on the ground. Despite her better judgment she decides to save him from the cold, and the night turns into something she never expected. ON TEMP. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 168,232 - Reviews: 9254 - Favs: 7,509 - Follows: 7,677 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Emotionless Shadow by InspiredInTheMoment reviews
Renesmee Cullen, almost fully grown decides to escape from everything she knows and flees to the one place her perents wont expect, where she meets the most unlikely person she'd come to love. Full Fanfic. Please R&R. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 305,092 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Alec, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Searching by TwilightMommyof4girls reviews
After Bella's 18th birthday, Edward is more protective, until he hurts her himself. He leaves, afraid of what he's done. The Cullens race after him. Bella alone and unknowingly PREGNANT. Edward is gone. Bella ran away. The Cullens are SEARCHING for both.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 203,209 - Reviews: 2125 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Fun With Emmett: The Bet by Johnny Emm reviews
Jasper and Emmett have made another bet. But this time, Bella is going to be a victim. Rated M for language, themes, and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,006 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
The Pet by TheHunter9 reviews
Phoenix takes a wrong turn and ends up in Volterra, where she's taken in by Aro and given to Alec to keep as a pet, until Aro decides whether or not he wants her changed. Will feelings besides hatred develop? Alec/OC ((Sequel now up!))
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 225,345 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Alec, Aro - Complete
Caught in A Bad Romance by eddiejazz reviews
After the Cullens leave Bella, she makes a reputation for herself by becoming Forks' most promiscuous girl. When they return what will happen? And who exactly is she falling for now? Other characters will be seen with Bella as well.Sex/drugs. BxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,784 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Bella
Take Me Back to the Start by whitlockswan reviews
The Volturi ruthlessly murdered Edward and Alice and left Bella to live with the consequences. But which was the greater curse? Now, she has to figure out how to heal, a seemingly impossible task after her world was ripped apart. But she isn't the only one. Jasper's hope was lost when his family was. Can two broken people unexpectedly fix each other? Takes place during New Moon era
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 315,804 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Volterra Vignettes Volume 1: O Holy Night by cullen's pet reviews
"I really like you, Cara. I hope you can forgive me someday," he whispered against her throat, his lips moving gently against her skin. Bella felt her first trickle of fear. "What does that mean?" her voice trembled as her heart raced. Why...?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Alec, Bella - Complete
The Puppet Master by Glitch in the System reviews
What's eating Paul? What's with that flame on the water? What was Laurent doing just standing in Edward and Bella's meadow? Why does Edward care about Mike's car? Why doesn't Alice know about her past? Cammy knows.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 459,087 - Reviews: 4734 - Favs: 1,898 - Follows: 1,581 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2008
It Happened in the Village by Moonchild707 reviews
In the summer of 801, a family is blessed with the birth of twins. With an uncertain future for both children in an age of superstition and prejudice, we recount the earliest days of the Volturi's most notorious offensive weapons: Alec and Jane.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,900 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Alec, Jane
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 20086 - Favs: 11,664 - Follows: 6,903 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rekindled Ashes by Nostalgicmiss reviews
After the world ended and a small amount of humans managed to beat the disease, they believed they'd won their toughest battle. Bella, one of the small percent of survivors realizes that a disease isn't the only thing they're up against. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 39 - Words: 168,439 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Anatomy of a Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Companion to Only Human. Edward's young life is irreversibly altered when a mysterious girl in strange clothing stumbles into his world. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,142 - Reviews: 2024 - Favs: 1,996 - Follows: 1,650 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stigmata Tomato by BellaFlan reviews
Alert the Darwin Awards! Bella Swan, depressed and demented, nearly dies trying to kill herself & is shipped to Forks WA. Watch her update her facebook status and fall in love. WARNING: MA, very dark comedy. OOC w/ nod to canon , E/B some Jake , AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 102,923 - Reviews: 3237 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 1,231 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The slave who wouldn't obey by Milk40 reviews
After a terrible shipwreck in the Mediterranean Sea, Isabella Swan, marquise de Courville, her two best friends and her loyal servants are rescued, but only to become slaves and serve the Volturi brothers, three men with very dark desires. Will Edward let Bella suffer in their hands or will he try to save her? On what side does he stand ? All Human. Domward. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 214,940 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lessons Learned by mistyhaze420 reviews
Jasper and Edward become the best of friends through similar tragic events in their lives. Edward, the geeky messed up kid, soon starts getting some lessons from bad boy, Jasper on how to fit in...What will E end up teaching him? E/J Slash AH Mature
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 419,241 - Reviews: 5642 - Favs: 1,912 - Follows: 1,239 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Unknown Caller by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Seven year old Bella is home alone and hurts her finger. Having no one to call she dials a random number. Enter 8 year old Edward. Ten years of laughs, tears and friendship later, can it ever evolve into love? & is Edward closer then Bella thinks? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 3085 - Favs: 1,893 - Follows: 1,972 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14557 - Favs: 10,460 - Follows: 7,852 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Notes Galore! by Nosuchthingashappilyeverafter reviews
What happens when you mix a very hyper Bella, a pad of paper and a pen? THIS! Baisiclly, the Cullen's start passing note instead of talking. Very random, very, very OOC. Very funny. So, please read and reveiw.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 121 - Words: 40,684 - Reviews: 2742 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
Vindicated by JacklynnFrost reviews
Bella is kidnapped and given to Edward who is a son of the Volturi Crime family, which makes their money through human trafficking. Mafia, mob, some violence, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 138,013 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 1,984 - Follows: 974 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In Midnight Sleep by Nauticalmass reviews
When a soldier heads into battle, he knows what horrors could befall him. However, Jasper Whitlock could have never predicted the hell of Maria. /Permanent Hiatus
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,996 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Jasper
Isabella The last immortal child by Darkened-Sun reviews
Ever wondered how Didyme really died? Or the reason why she died? This is the story of Marcus and his daughter Isabella Marie Swan Volturi; she is the last immortal child. Full Summary inside Ra:T Cullens soon..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,824 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Unaccompanied Soul by JMCullen09 reviews
An old, dilapidated hospital residing in the outskirts of Forks, WA sits untouched, yet it's the focus of many tales, including one of a young man who resides there. He's believed to be either ghost or murderer. But it's all just tales, right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 152,637 - Reviews: 6037 - Favs: 4,409 - Follows: 4,362 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Edward, Bella
Darkest Before the Dawn by CatMasters reviews
What if Edward finally found his mate, but she had a troubled past and wanted to kill herself? Could he help her find a reason to live? Could she show him what he had always been missing? DARK themes, rape discussion and sexual content. AU, EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 271,773 - Reviews: 2553 - Favs: 1,636 - Follows: 1,113 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Moonstruck Souls by JacklynnFrost reviews
HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 100,008 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Edward, Bella
TCWOC: The Goddess by ifyougetedwardigetemmett reviews
The Cullens move to Forks and meet the strange Bella Swan, a dyslexic and ADHD student. But Bella's not what she seems, especially when shes guesses the Cullens' secret right away...
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,099 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Bella
Stranded by dangerousandbeautiful reviews
Edward and Bella get on the same plane,but it crashes in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Bella and Edward are the only survivors, and they luckily find a deserted island to stay on until someone finds them. But can they survive each other? All Human OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,990 - Reviews: 2395 - Favs: 2,519 - Follows: 1,615 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Leaves of Grass by Nauticalmass reviews
After returning from Italy, Bella's not sure if she can still love Edward. The next morning, she awakens in an unimaginable time and place: Houston, 1862. When she encounters a member of the Cullen family as a human, how far will she follow her heart? B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,475 - Reviews: 5698 - Favs: 4,430 - Follows: 1,796 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Written In The Stars by Squirrels1112 reviews
Jasper Whitlock agrees to go the Volturis Incubus Auction. While there an elderly woman hands him 3 numbers; 124. Will they lead him to his very own Incubi slave? Will he tame the heart of Incubi Edward? Will he get him pregnant in time? mpreg slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,576 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Jasper, Edward
The Colony by Blueroan reviews
2120 AD, Volterra Italy: In the modern high tech world, hunting is no longer a feasible way for vampiers to feed, so they resort to other means.The last of the great preditors turn to their human past and become farmers--of a sort. M for dark stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,127 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Aro
Captivity by sweetcrimefighter reviews
When Laurent found Bella in the meadow, he wasn't stopped by the wolves and he didn't kill her either. He kidnapped her so she could serve as his slave. When Alice has a vision of it, what lengths to the Cullens go to to save Bella? Rated M for Rape.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,542 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Unexpected Circumstances by Savage7289 reviews
When a knight from another kingdom wins his choice of bride, he claims the handmaid instead of the princess. Isabella finds herself married and tossed into the middle of political schemes. What happens when she can't give him the one thing he must have?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,857 - Reviews: 25054 - Favs: 12,172 - Follows: 8,239 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13049 - Favs: 6,188 - Follows: 2,782 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11461 - Favs: 9,018 - Follows: 6,575 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Modus Operandi by content1 reviews
Bella Swan, petite brown haired and eyed daughter of a cop, protected by gifted vampires, beloved of My Alice, who'd forsaken me. Whose eyes were windows to a soul that cried to be released. I'd just been handed my most exciting game ever. James' story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,626 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Complete
The Darkness of your eyes by Lunetta The Wind Goddess reviews
Stefan will never admit what he feels for Damon...But Damon doesn't need any convincing? I'm not good at this, but Its my first story I hope you enjoy it! Rated M for the vampire scences...duh they're vampires!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,702 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Stefan, Damon
Sorrow and Love by juliehugstrees reviews
After the brutal murder of her family Bella is taken by the Volturi to be a slave to their sick twisted desires. Will Bella fall into the darkness of her new world or will help come in the most unexpected forms? WARNING - Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 35,615 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Bella, Demetri
Harmonic Convergence by Nostalgicmiss reviews
When Bella comes to stay with Charlie, his first inclination is to keep her away from the vampires and send her to school on the Reservation where she'll be protected. Her life changes forever when bad boy Paul comes out to play. A/U, BxP, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,781 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Bored of Eternity by xx-twilight7-xx reviews
The Cullens, including Bella, are bored out of their minds. There are too many random things to describe. How much fun can you get up to with the Wii, toothbrushes, llamas, evil Jasper, fake blood and much more? Canon Pairings. Extreme OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 48 - Words: 115,332 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
If This Is Fate by earthprincess4 reviews
Bella Swan is an abused child and has no hope of ever escaping her step father, James. She hides and pushes people away that get too close. Edward Cullen comes along and is determined to help her and keep her safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 277,049 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unloved Unwanted by content1 reviews
Abandoned by Edward and Jake, Bella runs away, right into the arms of danger and the Volturi. Can her new family help her heal? When the Cullens come back for her, which side will she choose, and who will win her heart in the end?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 249,519 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Bella - Complete
tHirTeEn by twolipps reviews
In the aftermath of war, the Volturi have given Bella a choice-live as a vampire among the Guard, or die. What will she choose and will Jasper be willing to train her as a newborn and then give her up at the end of 13 short months? Vamp/Human OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 177,386 - Reviews: 1751 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Welcome to the Real World by twilightluver001 reviews
Sequel to "Welcome to Drama Academy". As Bella and Edward continue pursuing their careers, they find life isn't as easy as they thought it would be. How will they overcome the pressure from work and family together? Takes place 6 years after Drama Academy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,948 - Reviews: 5859 - Favs: 2,648 - Follows: 2,505 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
From the Cup of Duty by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Edward is a ruler in need of an heir. Isabella Swan comes from fruitful stock. A marriage made in heaven, right? Well...not quite yet. Sometimes duty brings an unexpected gift. Rated M for future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 75,939 - Reviews: 4912 - Favs: 5,279 - Follows: 2,833 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fun and Games by pinkcrayon1101 reviews
Oh No. It's April 1st, and you know what that means. It's the Cullen's favorite holiday! What will happen when Bella gets caught in the mix? What will she do to get revenge? --please read, I suck at summaries lol! *NEWLY UPDATED! YAY!** note: T rating
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Bella
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13354 - Favs: 8,059 - Follows: 5,993 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Blood Slave by Beautiful Blood Red Roses reviews
The year is 1885. Edward Masen, a man of mystery, needs a new blood slave. His old one, Tanya, died. What happens when Edward finds Bella, a homeless girl that had been abandoned, while hunting? AU, OOC, VERY Scary Darkward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,678 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Results of Truth or Dare by dolphinherovamp5 reviews
What happens when Bella gets three dares and she has to do them in one day? BxE/All Human/Disclaimer: Don't own Twilight! Only this wonderful plot! :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Bella - Complete
The Man with the Watch by Miss Snazzy reviews
Bella feels like she's lost everything. When a mysterious man enters her life, he'll show her that there's more out there than vampires. New Moon AU. Human Nature AU. Doctor/Bella.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 74 - Published: 6/5/2011 - 10th Doctor, Bella
Dark Angel by mezy reviews
Edward is hunting in Port Angeles when he finds Bella lost and in desperate need of rescue, in more ways than one. Bella soon discovers that Edward also needs to be rescued.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 80,791 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Beauty by sheviking reviews
Companion piece to My Viking. Chapter one from Edvard's POV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,588 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 1,219 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Edward, Bella
Ravenous by Nostalgicmiss reviews
Edward left after Bella's 18th birthday and kept his word never coming back. Finally moving on, Bella goes to college as far from Forks as she can get where she stumbles into the arms more trouble than she'd ever bargained for. Damon x Bella, AU, Rated M
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 106,472 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Bella, Damon S. - Complete
Heavy In Your Arms by RachyDoodle reviews
They found him. They changed him. They left him. Edward Cullen never wanted a vampire's life, but when he becomes darkness itself, only one girl can save him and bring him back into the light. Rated M for lang, lemons and violence. OOC, cannon pairing
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,830 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Edward, Bella
Jasper's Wishes by Tristan Darkwood reviews
Bella, Alice, and Jasper are hiding from James in Phoenix. What happens when Bella's curiosity gets the best of her? Lemon. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,728 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Bella, Alice
Old Flames Can't Hold A Candle To You by Squirrels1112 reviews
During fight in Eclipse. Jacob saves Edwards life and inturn imprints on him. Will Edward accept? When Edwards body starts to go through strange changes the Cullens are left baffled. Is he turning human? Is it the imprint? Is he pregnant? MPREG! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,317 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Edward, Jacob
There Will Be Blood by johnnyboy7 reviews
Edward Cullen,25,the son of a Chicago mob boss. He is second-in-command, cold and dangerous. Bella Swan,18,small town girl who has just enrolled as a freshman at Northwestern. A story about how love can survive in the cruelest of worlds.Very OCC.Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 48 - Words: 368,286 - Reviews: 12346 - Favs: 9,239 - Follows: 4,115 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pms Distress! by einstinette reviews
For a long time I have wondered what Bella would do if she got her period around Edward. Here is what I think would happen. This is a series of one-shots of Bella getting her period with a bunch of different characters from the Twilight series
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,639 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Bella
The Glory Of Love by Carlisle'sPetiteDefenseur reviews
Clara,only four years old at the time is found by Alec when she is lost in Volterra.What will happen when he discovers something about her and takes her to the elders?Will she be allowed to stay?Will she and Alec fall for eachother?Lets find out.Alec/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,906 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Alec
Things a Vampire Can’t Do by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
A series of VERY FUNNY one-shots of things our favorite vampires can't do. Set in Eclipse. Brought to you by JasperSAYSrelax128 writer of "Oops, he did it again!"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,383 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Complete
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3117 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
Shields of Power by thunderful reviews
What if Bella already knew about vampires before she came to Forks, what if she'd already met the Volturi, but wasn't allowed to tell anyone? And most importantly, what if she had her own gift?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 151,866 - Reviews: 4564 - Favs: 4,739 - Follows: 2,315 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Kidnap by ForbiddenFruit345 reviews
Nicole move to volterra to escape her life she thought was "perfect". Howver she is tricked and sold to Alec Volturi as a slave. Where he has to stop himself from loveing her. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Alec
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6759 - Favs: 9,636 - Follows: 2,976 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Carlisle's Slave by VampireBat13 reviews
Bella is Carlisle's Slave! Extreme Lemons. Rated M for Lemons and Language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
Give Her Some Credit by kmwhyte reviews
Edward leaves Bella, like in New Moon, after they have sex. Bella gets pregnant and has Renesmee. Twenty Years Later, The Cullens start school at the same school as Renesmee. It's Complete! Sequel Up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 106,992 - Reviews: 2243 - Favs: 1,705 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Bella - Complete
Visions of Pink by IRead2DamnMuch reviews
Jasper gives in and tries to learn control around Bella. But what happens when Bella's secret peeks through and engages Jasper in a whole different control battle. And where does Alice's vision come into play? Click to find out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Sweet Relief by Miss Snazzy reviews
Bella couldn’t take the pain anymore and decided to kill herself. But what will happen when she fails and sees Edward at school the following day? Will that be enough to prevent another attempt? Rated for dark themes. AU for New Moon. Slightly OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 77,087 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Hot Empath, Beautiful Human, The Sexy Doctor by Jasper's Darlin' Kathy reviews
What would you do if you walked in your home at the wrong time? Or was it the right time? If someone asked you to join them what would you do? Was a one-shot now a story. Sometimes things are much worse than they seem. JBC Lemony goodness M ON HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,933 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Jasper, Bella
Incubus Anomaly by elusivetwilight reviews
Incubus: a sex demon that visits women in the deep dark of the night. Edward relies on his special gifts to consume his prey. What happens when he meets the one woman immune to his unique abilities? M for dark lemons and dark themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,262 - Reviews: 6044 - Favs: 3,714 - Follows: 2,595 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Violation of Desire by TheInsatiableVampire reviews
"See, Pet. When you behave, I can give you so much pleasure." When Bella gets kidnapped just outside her home, she thinks her life has ended. That is until she meets the face of her captor. Dark themes and acidic lemons. One-shot. Domward. NC-17.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 140 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Buried Alive by Rath101 reviews
James turned Bella at the Ballet studio. Unfortunently, her heartbeat was to soft to be heard by a vampire and the agony of the change stopped her from moving and communication and Edward goes to the Volturi and gets himself killed. JasperxBella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 71,018 - Reviews: 1136 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Last Lonely Cullen by Demon13 reviews
The only mateless vampire in his coven, Edward spends his days wandering the Earth searching for his soulmate. Carlisle thinks he's found her for him in the form of the Chief's daughter. Will Edward and Bella find a way to love one another?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 108,067 - Reviews: 1601 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 1,093 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Edward, Bella
Multiverse by GeorgeGlass reviews
The wolves were distracted from rescuing Bella from Laurent, and Edward lost her forever. The Cullens have created a solution that will send Edward on an incredible journey through the multiverse searching for his lost love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 186,423 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Innocence Lost by cullen818 reviews
Edward finally gives into Bella's desires, but it alters him so completely. Can Bella handle this new side of Edward? It gets so bad that Jasper finally has to step in and save her from the darkness. Eventually a Team Jasper story. Lots of Darkward!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 158,853 - Reviews: 4566 - Favs: 2,041 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
TheMissingChronicle:TheLion,The Witch&HisLioness by BringOnTheShackles reviews
Bella is captured and sold as a slave to Edward. She hates him, she doesn't love him, she doesn't even know his second name. But is there more to Bella than meets the eye? After all Bella is only short for Isabella. Isabella Swan. Lemons;Etc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 97,788 - Reviews: 2216 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Teddybears, Boogeymen and Bedtime Stories by demented bunny reviews
Bella is six years old and is adopted by the cullens but the Cullens dont know that Edward is hiding something. Cullens are vampires. Bella is a human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 65,154 - Reviews: 2405 - Favs: 1,216 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
100 years later by Stefy101 reviews
This story happens during New Moon, But the story you know stops when Laurent meets Bella in the woods. What would happen if the werewolfs hadn't saved Bella? What if she had become a vampire without Edward. Worse: What if Edward found out,100 year later
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 38,938 - Reviews: 1596 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Litany at Dusk by duskwatcher2153 reviews
Edward's been a solitary vampire, hunting on the edges of society. He rejoins his family in Forks, ready to abstain and runs across a young woman praying. A choice must be made between one's heart, one's desires and one's soul. Darkward ExB AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 134,694 - Reviews: 5322 - Favs: 2,823 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Never the Same by ifyougetedwardigetemmett reviews
SEQUEL TO 'CHANGES' Bella's back...but how does her past, and her present travelling, affect the tentative relationship between her, and the Cullens?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,052 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Edward, Bella
Goodnight, Noises Everywhere by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Bella is the only survivor of a virus which has killed off the human race. Is there anyone-anything-still alive on this dying planet? Entry for the Twilight 25 Challenge. Post-apocalyptic good times. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,043 - Reviews: 2949 - Favs: 2,152 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Complete
Hearts Decide Your Fate by greeneyedgirl813 reviews
Edward and his five year old daughter Nessie are living homeless in the streets of Seatle. What happens when Bella, rushing home to Forks one rainy night resuces, them? Will her rescue mission turn into more than a oweing friendship?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,643 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Edward, Bella
Everything Ever Wanted by write321forever reviews
Esme suddenly becomes pregnant. Carlisle is having doubts at being a father to a baby-teenagers are so different. How will the couple cope as parents? Set during Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,939 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Esme, Carlisle
The Sapphire Amulet by ebtwisty9 reviews
AU: Ship watcher Bella is kidnapped onto a pirate ship where the captain, Edward, had sworn to never let a woman except for his family to set foot. Can Bella prove her worth? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,252 - Reviews: 1918 - Favs: 1,583 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Survival of the Fittest by BruiserSkinGirl reviews
Bella is a homeless girl, Edward is a member of organized crime. She's discovered in a dumpster after a hit is carried out by Edward and two others. Will he kill her like he's killed other witnesses? Or will he take her under his wing?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 82,094 - Reviews: 2044 - Favs: 2,176 - Follows: 945 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Suck It Up by IRead2DamnMuch reviews
With just one phrase, the whole Cullen house is turned upside down. Alice sees Rosalie's future go blank, and Emmett just happens to walk in at the wrong, but very right moment. JacobxRosaliexEmmett. Edward and Bella have to listen. I don't own it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Rosalie, Jacob - Complete
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 15819 - Favs: 6,991 - Follows: 3,211 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mare's Prom and Party by queen-sarcasm reviews
It had been six months and Mary-Lynnette hasn't heard a thing from Ash. With her Prom and graduation coming up she finds herself being sent a dress from an unknown sender. Now she has no reason not to go. Rated M for later chapters.
Night World series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,854 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Ash R., Mary-Lynette C.
Rabbit Hole by profmom72 reviews
Edward leaves Bella before revealing the Cullens are vampires. Bella’s curiosity gets the best of her, and she spends years chasing her suspicions, drawing attention from dangerous sources. Can Bella be saved from the Rabbit Hole she’s fallen into? AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 132,260 - Reviews: 2702 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Chances by Fai'sKay reviews
A war between Vampires and Humans bring the human race into termoil. What happens when Bella becomes a slave to a vampire that has no heart?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 86,426 - Reviews: 1660 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 941 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Volturi Order by TheSpoiltOne reviews
15 yr old Bella has a fairly normal life. That was until her mum's new boyfriend came on the scene. Will Bella survive her new life? Dark Themes, Cannon Pairings. NOW AT TWCS Library!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,733 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Bella, Edward
Broken by WendyAnn reviews
How does someone survive a trauma that changes everything? How does she find the will to live? Edward was too late to save Bella in Port Angeles. Can she save herself? Rated M dealing with the aftermath of rape. Indie Award Nominee!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 110,039 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Edward, Bella
When Darkness Turns to Light by Janna Banana reviews
4 years after Edward left Bella in the forest; Bella is finally moving forward, but it is someone from her past that helps her truly heal and obtain the future she was always meant to have. Bella and Jasper Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 172,600 - Reviews: 3688 - Favs: 3,822 - Follows: 1,289 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Heart Asks Pleasure First by RachyDoodle reviews
When Police Officer Charlie Swan breaks a deal with Aro, leader of the Volturi, Aro sends vampire Edward to get even. How? By kidnapping the Chief's daughter... Cannon pairings, AU, little OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 123,963 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Show Me A Garden that's bursting into life by atypical-swan reviews
Isolated and lonely, Dr. Jasper Whitlock, Ph.D., finds himself taking a temporary position at the boarding school, Forks Academy. There he meets Edward Cullen and his tight knit group of friends and family. AU-Human. JxExB eventually. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 439,825 - Reviews: 3495 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Agony Enough for Two by Pen2Computer reviews
Takes place in Bella's depressed zombie months in New Moon. Around three months after Edward left Bella wanders back to the Cullen's house where she realizes that she can't live without Edward. Please give it a chance. No longer a one shot. R & R please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,636 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Loving Right by averagemuggle reviews
When a required visit to the Volturri leads to the discovery of a severly damaged slave-girl, the Cullen family can't help but rescue her from her captors. But they're about to learn that while rescues are easy, healing a broken soul takes work. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Bella, Edward
Twilight Mailbag! by pinkcrayon1101 reviews
This is a Q and A session with all of your favorite characters from Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse. It's rated "T" just in case. Better summary inside! Please read it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,149 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 7/12/2008
Family Game Night by einstinette reviews
Carlisle institues a family game night after watching his chldren become estranged. Will this bring them together or just add to the continued stress on their family life? Read to find out. Note: Reviews are appreciated.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,210 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Bella
Taken by rippnercullen reviews
Bella is kidnapped one night to become a 'slave present' for Edward Cullen, a boy who seems to just abuse her. But Bella is sure that underneath he must love her.....right? WARNINGS: Pain, language, lemons, spanking and rippnercullenness! Ed/Be NO JACOB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,730 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
An Itch You Can't Scratch: An Alternate Ending by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
Bella's dealing with some personal issues. Too embarrassed to tell anyone, she decides to go to see the doctor alone. However the doctor that walks in, is not who she expected. Bella/Carlisle. WARNING: Medical Kink. This DOES contain sexual content/smut!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Personality by angelanharvey3 reviews
Bella starts to display odd behavior her first weekend back in Forks since the trip to Italy. What will happen when the Cullens learn about her fractured mind? There's not just one Bella for Edward to worry about now...there's three. AU/OOC/DARK/SPANKS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 51 - Words: 407,451 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
An Itch You Can't Scratch by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
Bella's dealing with some personal issues. Too embarrassed to tell anyone, she decides to go to see the doctor alone. However the doctor that walks in, is not who she expected. Bella/Carlisle. WARNING: Medical Kink. DON'T LIKE? DON'T READ!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Reverse the Curse by SnappleApple450 reviews
Rosalie is the only one who's bitter about being a vampire. Her idea of a happy ending would be all of them six feet under in a graveyard somewhere. Her wish comes true but with Rosalie's wish...comes greater consequences to a family she never joined.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Rosalie
Forever Mine by MidnightHalo reviews
When the Volturi is destroyed Demetri is left to protect Aros only daughter. When she's suddenly kidnapped, adopted, and thrown into a life of abuse and torture will she find her escape in the brokenhearted Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 334,192 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Jasper, Demetri - Complete
Birthday Wishes and Basement Furniture by Lolarosa reviews
“Bella, Alice, if you could come with me. There is one last birthday present that I would like to give you." Carlisle shows the girls his basement furniture. My submission for the Forbidden Lemons contest. AH BxCxA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Esme's Little Gremlin by Blueroan reviews
Esme finds a very unusual passanger in her van upon returning from the market. Will Carlisle let her keep her gremlin? Only one chapter to this one, sorry ... post Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
A Walk with Vampires by CullenFest reviews
Rosalie & Emmett find Yolanda dying in the woods. They rescue her & take her under Cullen family protection for rehabilitation. Canon characters & pairings. Post-Breaking Dawn, 3 months after Volturi visit. M rated for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 80 - Words: 251,231 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
The Amnesiac by eddiejazz reviews
When Bella gets into an accident, she loses her memory and the only thing she can remember is her name. All Edward wants is his Bella back but as Bella tries to figure out who she is, she develops feelings for a certain Cullen and it's not Edward. BxEM
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 29,734 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2895 - Favs: 5,142 - Follows: 1,874 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Virtual Omniscience by Hannai reviews
Aro lusts only for power. Meeting the talented siblings Alice and Edward Cullen gives Aro a new idea for ultimate power- virtual omniscience. Now all he has to do is convince them to serve him and thats where kidnapping Bella Swan comes in.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,329 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Edward, Bella
Changes by ifyougetedwardigetemmett reviews
Edward left Bella. Eight months later, the cullens don't come home to shy, kluzty Bella, but to overonfident, popular emo Bella. With Charlie dead, no one can set Bella back on track...right?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 30,909 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Player by Emmett or Edward reviews
Edward is the school player. Bella hates players. What happens when Bella comes down to vist her dad. Will Bella change Edwards life? Will Edward stop his playing ways to be with Bella? All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,122 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Right Side of Wrong by Little Miss Whitlock reviews
Another one of Emmett's 'bright' ideas leaves Edward & Bella in a fight. What will it take for Edward to convince Bella to let him back in the bed? Can Emmett help right the wrong? Both E & B POV, AU, AH, rated M for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,862 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11404 - Favs: 11,041 - Follows: 5,780 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Hunger Games Premiere by laxgoal31 reviews
The very first Hunger Games. Follows the story of a boy named Corran Skirata, who is originally from District 13, now living in District 12. Also includes ancestors of characters in the actual book, as well as background on the major rebellion of Panem.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,912 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 3/28/2009
Studio 33 by FloridaChickie reviews
Edward is the host of the Price is Right & Bella is a show model. Come on down and watch as he elicits "oohs" and "aahs" from Bella inside the walls of Studio 33. Rated M for lemons and naughty Plinko. Silly, ridiculous fun. 100% crackfic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,642 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's War by Storms reviews
[Complete]The Sequel to Bella's Crown: A storm is brewing off in the horizon and deep within Bella. She needs her family more than ever if she is to continue to hold on to what is dear to her. A new enemy is hidden in the shadows threatening everything.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,099 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 1/28/2007
Bella's Cross by Storms reviews
COMPLETE - Bella gets her wish but now she has a heavy cross to bear for her immortality. Bella becomes the only thing standing in the way of her family being destroyed by the Volturi.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,676 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 1/8/2007
Mythical Fusion by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Bella is something special. She's known ever since she was 13, though she's never told anyone. What happens when she's sent to Forks and meets another mythical creature, a vampire, Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,513 - Reviews: 1241 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 1,244 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 6/1/2007
The call by Emmett or Edward reviews
What if bella ansewered the phone instead of Jacob? What will happpen? will Edward come back? Or will jacob stay in the way? Will an old vampire come and vist them? Read to find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 30,955 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
The First Vampire Child by xXDisturbed UnderheartXx reviews
What if Japer and Alice got pregnant agianst all odds? And what if there child was Bella? Will the Voultri accept this? Read and find out. AU/OCC for Alice, Jasper ,and Bella. Mabye the others to im new at writhing so bear with me. Thankies!EXB later!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009
Your Worst Nightmare Became My Dream by xXDisturbed UnderheartXx reviews
Edward saw an ambulance pass by to a crash.He rushes to the crash only to hear a babys cry.The baby is a 1 week old Bella.Will The Cullen's Keep her? Bella OCC/// Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 12,800 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Little Emmett The Sequel by I Am the Real Number Five reviews
The long awaited sequel to Little Emmett. The shenanigans continue as Emmett continues on with his new life as a vampire. Drama, romance, humour, its all here!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,278 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Broken by barefootduchess reviews
Bella's parents were killed by bad vamps when she was a little girl. James and Victoria keep her around for 'entertainment' until she's old enough to become a meal. The Cullens rescue her but will Bella's mind survive? BxE, Cannon Pairings, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,459 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It Was Only His Baby by Juliamine reviews
Alice and Bella want what any couple wants, a baby. Bella asks her best friend Edward to contribute to the cause. He agrees but on one condition. B/A and B/E pairing. Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,124 - Reviews: 1622 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 1,678 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Girl Under The Bed by Nostalgicmiss reviews
Bella Swan is homeless in one of the worst winters Seattle has seen. When hope is gone, and things take a turn for the worst a mysterious stranger steps in to help, turning her life upside down. Changing her life forever. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 205,101 - Reviews: 3829 - Favs: 2,163 - Follows: 1,159 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Bella - Complete
A Vision Stained with Red by XDCaramel reviews
Ever since I was born I saw these numbers and visions. They told me when and how a person would die. It was a normalcy to see these things above people's heads. Until I met them. They didn't have numbers. For them... I couldn't see anything. ExB. DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,714 - Reviews: 3619 - Favs: 2,797 - Follows: 2,565 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
To End The Pain, To Save The Soul 2 by Jaspers Friend is a PIGGY reviews
After Bella was dragged off by the Volturi, Edward married tanya. When aro wants to use bella as a weapon in war, what's going to happen! Suckish summary! READ AND REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,467 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella
In My Power by Emilie Fauve reviews
Carlisle's chronicle of how each member in his family came to join him in immortality. True to character and canon. Pre-Twilight; rated for medical situations and mature themes. 2009 Eddie Award Nominee!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 129,890 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Carlisle - Complete
Battle Scars by paper.creations reviews
Bella's late for her first day of school, and unfortunately Maria - while on a surprise visit to Jasper - crosses the human during a hunt. Maria bites Bella and takes her south to fight before Bella can ever meet the Cullen's. Can all wounds be healed?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,327 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,703 - Reviews: 6369 - Favs: 8,665 - Follows: 4,011 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alice by reader13lovesbooks reviews
Discontinued.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 64,046 - Reviews: 2079 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Immortal Emancipation by Emilie Fauve reviews
In the early 1950's, just when things seem to be settling for the five Cullens, the unexpected entrance of a mysterious couple heralds a great change. The story of Jasper and Alice's arrival from Carlisle's perspective. In canon and character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,507 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Diamond in the Rough Part 1 by Moonchild707 reviews
Bella Swan is a six year old little girl living with her abusive father. When the new student teacher, Miss Hale arrives, how will Bella's life change? Rated M for child abuse, dark. Part 1 of a series. Based on true events.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 81,901 - Reviews: 1853 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella - Complete
Prey by summer35 reviews
TEMPORARILY UNAVAILABLE Bella miraculously survives a vampire attack as a child. She returns to Forks 9 yrs later and against her will, she is drawn to Edward, and into a dangerous world where strict rules governed the uneasy coexistence...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 1530 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 1,128 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Promise by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Eclipse AU. Bella and Edward in the tent, before Jacob joins them. EPoV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,641 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 113 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Master cullen by miss.steer reviews
never been kidnapped? your lucky, me and my sister had been kidnapped by vampires who want us as slaves, we hav to obey them,will we ever be free? bella and alice are kidnapped and are made to work. DARK EDWARD! only just started, canon pairings! ;
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,516 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
What I Want May Not be What You Want by Your Lucky Star reviews
The world around her had changed, all the concepts that she held on to, all the chains that bound her, were untied by three words who alone meant nothing, but together meant everything. "I love you." Stopped. Will restart as different story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,585 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Complete
Abducted by peachylicious reviews
Professional assassin, Edward, is assigned to abduct a politician's daughter, Bella, and use her as bait to lure in her father. AH. AU. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,395 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 102 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Only Want The Truth by theSunlitEarth reviews
This is just a one-shot -or not anymore- where Bella tells Charlie that she's become a vampire...or, I guess more accurately, he figures it out. Read and Review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,412 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete
Moments With Esme by Cocoa987 reviews
Esme, while we were on your Island, we kind of- we kind of broke your bed." "10 Tips for Aruging with Parents" "Emmett, we are not adding a tower." "I hate high school. Really." Little moments of the Cullen kids with Esme. Hilarity and love ensues.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,100 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Esme
Frenetic by ThatThingCalledLoveContest reviews
Edward Cullen is a hard-working crime reporter living in Chicago. When his articles attract the attention of one of the city's most notorious mafia lords, even love might not be enough to save him. EdwardxBella, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,557 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
51 Ways to Kill Jacob by CallMeJess5793 reviews
For all of those Jacob haters out there, for the people that want to see Jacob die, in one way or another. you have come to the right place. Hating jacob is a sport here and anyone who wants to see it hear and believe it, is welcome to come on in.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,852 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009
Mancanza di Rispetto by Sparabella reviews
***Judges Pick 'Roaring 20's' Contest*** How far is Edward Masen willing to go to prove his respect for his Mafia boss father? Ordered to kidnap rival Mafia boss' daughter Isabella Swan; will Edward find something that means more to him than respect? M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,297 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Twenty Bucks In Twenty Seconds by FuzzyWuzzyWithBadHaircut reviews
The characters of Twilight are put to the test as they try to win 20 dollars by answering as many questions as possible in 20 seconds. Dont you want to know about Alices favourite brands, Bellas wiggles fixation, or who EDWARD would turn gay for?-COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,385 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
Emmett Buys a Puppy by maggiekb reviews
Emmett Cullen decides to buy a puppy. The adventures that could only take place with a family like the Cullen family. Takes place five years after Breaking Dawn. Includes all main characters and all usual pairings. Please read and review. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 87,637 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Face Down by SimplyDazzling reviews
Bella has a dark past and present; Charlie's an alcoholic who absuses her daily. The Cullen's are new in town, and it turns out that Edward has a story too. They find themselves in each other, but will their dark pasts come back to haunt them? OOC, BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 228,565 - Reviews: 1460 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Guarding It All by Cherette reviews
Five years after Edward left, Bella finds herself in the hands of the Volturi. The thing is, she is still human. When the Cullens visit Volterra, how will they react to finding Bella working for the Volturi? Will she accept them back into her life? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 177,960 - Reviews: 2849 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Creature Unknown by RandomPurpleMonkey reviews
My name is Isabella, I am 16 years old. I don’t know what I am, only that I am a hunter. I don’t know who my family is, I don’t even know my favorite color. Someone help me. The only memory I have is of great pain. All Vamp.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Bella
Worth The Pain by NCChris reviews
Set about 6 months after the fateful 18th Birthday party from New Moon, the Cullens have left. A horrible tragedy strikes the Cullens. Can Bella help the remaining members heal? Bella/Jasper. M for language and sexual content. - 9/15/2013: 1K reviews...I am humbled! Thank you!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 50,150 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
I'll Kill You Tomorrow, My Queen by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
My usual prey are the strong. I like to tear them apart, bring them down to the same level as everyone else. But I wanted something different for once. I wanted to kill someone weak. I chose Bella Swan. Too bad I misjudged her strength. AH. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 177 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Little Bella by Ariane1126 reviews
Bella is four years old when she is found by the Cullens. She grows up with them and they soon discover she is special.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 91,904 - Reviews: 1762 - Favs: 1,689 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Abuse by MissThespian reviews
Edward never came back in New Moon,Bella married Jacob and had a daughter.He is abusive. What happens when Edward comes back and discovers their daughter? How will her existence affect the relationship between her and the Cullens?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 69,791 - Reviews: 1247 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vampire Screams by TheSpoiltOne reviews
We have never laughed so hard! Halloween is upon the cullens, they decide to go Camping. Emmett desides to tell a little story. Things don't go quite as planned. Cannon. Collaboration with Footroza.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Everlasting by TouchMyGoldenHeart-SMWB reviews
When Edward leaves Bella he runs to Alaska. What happens when Bella's friends decide to take her the same place? And what is wrong with Bella? And who's Damien& what's with the riddle? Pure romance. Angst. Mystery. Suspense. And HUGE SURPRISES. NO SLASH!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 112,247 - Reviews: 1430 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Virgin's Halloween Sacrifice by mistyhaze420 reviews
Bella and the Cullen family are embarking on the tradition of Halloween. When Bella and Jasper are kidnapped by a sadistic secret society run by humans, all hell breaks loose. One shot for Haunted Twilight Challenge. J&B, and Cannon pairs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,229 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/16/2009
Little Emmett by I Am the Real Number Five reviews
The Cullens find an abandoned little boy named Emmett McCarthy. How will they make him feel at home? Nominated for best humour in the Moonlight awards!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 119,382 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Emmett - Complete
A Sincere Deception by xMainstreamEmoBrdlineHardcorex reviews
A/H A/U. Badboy Edward and Hardcore Bella have a love/hate relationship. He loves her she 'hates' him. what happens when cupid wont give them a break? E/B Em/R J/A rated T for language. truth or dare, band gigs, and bad pick up lines! NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 110,653 - Reviews: 2111 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Diamond in the Rough Part 2 by Moonchild707 reviews
Bella, living in Alaska, is now 11 years old and a happy, normal kid. When her family decides to enrol her in mainstream school, how will she deal with the horrors of the sixth grade classroom, and three nasty classmates?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 67,782 - Reviews: 1663 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Bella - Complete
I see Paris, I see France by SnappleApple450 reviews
Sequel to Emmett's Mistake. Yay! Bella goes to Paris with the Cullen girls during spring break. Things will happen that will change her life forever. Friendships are tested. Love's flame bursts into a wildfire, but with who... rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,399 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Bella - Complete
If Love Could Light a Candle by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward Cullen: telepath, vampire, and psychologist. When a new patient ignites unfamiliar feelings in his soul, can he reconcile his past with his future? A la Midnight Sun. Warnings: Violence, lots of character death, and the usual. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 2869 - Favs: 3,161 - Follows: 1,572 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Golden Moon by NusiainForks reviews
Bella doesn't fall apart after Edward leaves, especially when she discovers Jasper stayed behind. But with Alice waiting for Jasper in Alaska, will Bella find new love or be abandoned again? BxJas AU/OOC Bellie Award Nominee.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 55 - Words: 242,012 - Reviews: 5486 - Favs: 2,657 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
AbuseContinued by laingv reviews
Abuse continued in my point of writing. THIS IS MY FIRST FANFIC! I do not own Twilight SM does and the characters in this story belong to the mind of ihatejacob1! Read and I hope u like it! What happens when Bella finds a new and strange smell? Lizzy? huh
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,273 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
You've Kept Me Waiting by Mandi1 reviews
Seeing the future is one thing. Knowing how to get there is another. Alice knows that Jasper is the key to something better. If only she can get - and keep - him in her life. Alice and Jasper's story. Reposted by request.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 139,102 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 1,384 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The New Pet 2: Heart of the Lion by Blueroan reviews
The continuing adventure of Sarah, the newest member of the Cullen family. Still 'blind' but now a vampire with awsome gifts, she faces new challanges and new danger.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 125,687 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Nessie where do babies come from? by ShortyLilHalf-and-Half reviews
In this story Emmett asks Renesmee a very interesting question. Good if you need a laugh. ONE SHOT! HOPE YOU ENJOY!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Emmett - Complete
You Had Me At Hello by summerg94 reviews
Bella, an orphan forced to work in a strip club has had many tragedies in her past. She soon meets son of wealthy business man, Edward Cullen who is interested in buying the place. They instantly connect but can she trust herself to ever love again? BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,719 - Reviews: 2438 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 1,353 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Bella, Edward
Emo Bella by Garden Gnomie reviews
Bella Never met Jacob. She moped around and became EMO. When Edward returns will she take him back? Or will she find that she cant take life any more and run away? *More inside *** FINAL CHAPTER NOW OUT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 12,953 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Italy by xXLittlexMelanieXx reviews
Bella move to Italy three months after Edward leaves her and the Volturi come after her.Italy has moved to: MorganneCullen
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truth or Dare a day with the Cullens by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 33,338 - Reviews: 1792 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Desperation by bella c'ella luna reviews
One-shot, pure smut/lemon. After Jasper almost attacks Bella at her birthday party, he comes to her room to apologize. They try to acclimate Jasper to Bella's scent so that he isn't as affected by her, but their plan goes awry. . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 88 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Sk8ter Boi by vampire-legend reviews
Though reluctant to move, teenage skater, Edward Cullen, finds solace in new friends. How will Edward and Bella's immediate best friend relationship fair when sparks are flying? How will Edward cope without the attention that competition brings him? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,559 - Reviews: 1388 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Colour My World by im with the vampires3 reviews
AU Edward never came back to her because she seemed happy.keyword:seemed. she had the catatonic state and two months depression. she has people who keep her down to earth, though. the rating may change depending on how the story goes. E&B eventually.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,392 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008
In Love with your Ghost by Allie-kun reviews
All human. OOC. Bella and Edward meet on MySpace. They become close friends and develope feelings for eachother. Problem? Bella lives in Forks and Edward lives in Chicago.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,521 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Board Games and Vampires by pinkcrayon1101 reviews
This is what happens when you let the Cullens play board games. "Last time we played, Alice threw Jasper out the window." --Edward. See? Nothing good can come of this. Slightly OOC, after BD. hope you like it!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,218 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Alice
Homeless by eddiejazz reviews
After Edward leaves Bella in New Moon, a series of events happen in Bella's life which lead her to become homeless. With the help of a friend along the way, will she ever get to be with Edward again? BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,026 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dangerous Affections by wishimight reviews
Edward was taken against his will by the Volturi and forced into the life of an assassin. Bella was orphaned 5 years ago. Their paths cross & sparks fly, but when she becomes his latest target, he must risk it at all to keep everyone alive. ALL HUMAN ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 3969 - Favs: 1,968 - Follows: 2,171 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
Cath by Claerwen reviews
Gianna's final thoughts before dying post-Breaking Dawn. The words she'd never say and the regret of joining the Volturi's human staff as Alec slowly kills her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Gianna - Complete
Never Good Enough by HayloHato reviews
Jasper stumbles in on Edward and Alice and his heart shatters at what he sees. He chooses to tell Bella, fearing that Edward won't find the courage to do it. Can Bella manage to love another Cullen again? BellaxJasper
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,452 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Bella, Jasper
Silent Song by Cocoa987 reviews
Her name is Catherine. She's just a scared little girl." The Cullens adopt expecting another family member. Catherine is looking for a place to feel safe. Both quickly realize that all is not what it seems. Post Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,796 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
A Slave of Love by HealingSpringWaters reviews
Edward is a slave. His master always hurts him but one day he gets sold. His new master, Charlie Swan, is just as cruel as his other one. The same day he meets his new master's dauhter, Bella, and falls head over heels for her. She loves him back... B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,418 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dark Memories by cubgirl reviews
So Mary Alice was this happy little girl who had dreams that somehow would come true. What happens when one day she has a too scary dream and is taken to a crazy people asylum all because a certain man starred in it and did unimaginable things.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,244 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Alice, James - Complete
Sunrise by Starry Jane Nite reviews
Rose and Em adopt a three year old girl. Two years later a newborn vampire changes her into an immortal child which leads to the Volturi being involved. I'm horrible at summaries. Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,771 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
Jasper Succeeds JPOV by hater of reality reviews
Jasper Succeeds' but from Jasper's Point of View. For those who haven't read Jasper Succeeds: On Bella's Birthday Jasper succeeds in bitting Bella. Set in New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Jasper
My Perfect Life, Destroyed by cubgirl reviews
Ever wonder how Rosalie Hale's life was BEFORE she became a vampire? Well, here's how everything happened before that horrible night.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,524 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Rosalie, Carlisle - Complete
Nightmares Do Exist by Cherry-stone96 reviews
When Bella returns to Forks to meet her real parents Charlie and Renee, she immediately knows what is wrong with the mysterious Cullen family. The question is, what will she do about her growing attraction to Jasper? Feedback appreciated x
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,400 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Best Friends by twilightseries4life reviews
This is basically a story about Edward, Bella, Jasper, Emmett, Alice, and Rosalie as toddlers. Follow their crazy adventures together. From Jasper learning about PMSing, to Emmett committing "suicide". Cute fluff. Good for a few quick laughs! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,182 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Edward, Bella
Someone Wake Me Up by Dancemydreams reviews
After Bella's tragic 18th birthday party, Edward leaves her for her safety. But, what would have happened if he had left more than an agonizing girl behind? What if, without knowing, he had left his own baby growing inside of her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 63,397 - Reviews: 1876 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nessie runs away by EdwardCullensMine reviews
A new coven has moved in and they are bullying Renesmee, Nessie thinks that the only solution to the problem is for her to run away. ALL MAIN CHARACTERS!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,427 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Bella
The Lighthouse by Annilaia reviews
An attack on their town one dark, stormy night sends Bella, Emmett and Alice rushing for safety towards the supposedly haunted lighthouse. What they find inside is far from ghosts. vampire au
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,528 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Irresistible by Lobsters forever reviews
Damon/Elena. Dear Diary, I never thought that this could ever happen between us. I love Stefan. But how could a mere human, like myself, resit such a demanding, powerful and yet so irresistible force as Damon? One shot. Warning: Mature Themes Included!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Damon, Elena - Complete
Jasper succeeds by hater of reality reviews
What would happen if Jasper succeed in getting to Bella when she cut her finger at her birthday party? Set at the start of New Moon. What happens when Victoria comes for revenge? But this time Bella is a vampire. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 34,193 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mattress World by SnappleApple450 reviews
A one-shot from my story I See Paris, I See France. Emmett's trip to Mattress World. Inspired by Patrick Star.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Canon by SideKick55 reviews
The problem with living forever is...your secrets do too. This is probably the most peripheral Twilight fanfic ever. Give it a try, you might like it anyhow. Yes, the Cullens are in it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 129,528 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Family Secrets by sirenastarot reviews
Now Complete! Post BD. Five happy couples live in the Cullen house. Bella discovers a dirty little secret about the Cullens. Rated M for a series of lemons. If you don't like Bella with anyone but Edward, Don't Read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,640 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella - Complete
The House by luv2beloved reviews
The Cullens entered the House and was thrown into a killer's deadly game in which the only way to win is to lose...and the only way out is to go in. One game. Seven Players. Three rules. Game ends at dawn. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 27 - Words: 77,987 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Finding Myself by maggiekb reviews
Edward leaves in New Moon not knowing Bella is pregnant. Bella befriends Tanya's coven and becomes a vampire. The story of what happens when Edward and the rest of Cullens come to Denali and meet Renesmee for the first time. READ & REVIEW PURTY PLEASE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,384 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
One Missed Call by MissThespian reviews
Have you ever seen that horror movie "One Missed Call"? What happens when the chain of death phone calls reaches the Cullens and Bella? Super funny, very NON-SCARY between Eclipse and BD.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,418 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
You Will Not Be Forgotten by horsejumper127 reviews
Bella is taken by the Volturi. It is up to Edward and his family to save her. **Full Summary Inside** I'm really bad at making abbreviated summaries.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,665 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella - Complete
Smiling Through the Pain by taylorjeanjn reviews
“Rosalie? It’s Bella. Please. You have to help me.” I was whispering as low as I possibly could, and speaking quickly; a habit that I had when I was nervous. There was a brief pause on the other end of the line... Book 2 in Breaking Dawn from BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 60,072 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Truth or Dare Cullen's rules by LittleClipper reviews
When Carlisle and Esme leave town for a few days and Renesmee is at charlies, the cullen teens decide to play truth or dare! what horrible truths will be disovered and what deadly dares will they be put up to?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 29,553 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Complete
The Nudist Colony by FuzzyWuzzyWithBadHaircut reviews
A pranking war with a difference, Emmett in a g-string, Jasper's blue balls and the great volleyball incident? What else can you expect when the Cullen’s and Denali’s go to a nudist colony for one VERY interesting 1960’s summer vacation!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,546 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Complete
Not Her by Heaven's Immortal reviews
What if Edward didn't get to Bella before Tyler's van hit her...what if he responded to her blood...? What if he bit her? Where would they be, how would their lives change...a view into an alternate Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,446 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Edward, Bella
Emmett and Jasper Babysit Jane by Eyes for Eternity reviews
The title says it all. OOC. A story of hamsters, apples, and medical equipment. And a puppy named Oreo. R/R! You know you want to...Peace! T for very mild swearing
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Emmett, Jane - Complete
Camp Archstone: Facility for Troubled Youth by Dani Navy reviews
Bella doesn't care that Edward's gone; as long as she gets her high at night, and doesn't end up in a ditch by morning, she's golden. But Camp Archstone has other plans for her, and that's when Edward comes back. BELLA IS OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 1371 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alice and Bella Swap! JPOV by Broken Ice Alchemist reviews
This is the sequel to 'Alice and Bella Swap' link in story , only this story has been written in Jasper's POV. Alice comes down to Forks after living with her Mother. She goes to school there and meets Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,496 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Jasper, Alice
In Her Honor by laxgoal31 reviews
Sequel to The Seventy Fifth Hunger Games. DISCONTINUED.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,411 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Prim E., Peeta M. - Complete
Citizen Erased by Coquettishness reviews
NOW COMPLETE. Disoriented after her transformation into a vampire, Bella struggles with amnesia. As she learns to control her new powers and abilities, she must also come to terms with what she is ... and with the vampire she doesn’t remember marrying.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,887 - Reviews: 1418 - Favs: 1,601 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just Do It, an Alphabet Weekends Outtake by the-glory-days reviews
As talked about in Alphabet Weekend, this is the story of Edward convincing Bella to lose their virginity to each other, and the answer to the infamous ‘no kissing’ rule.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,896 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 138 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lingerie by SnappleApple450 reviews
This is a one-shot alternate scene to I See Paris, I See France. Jacob did go shopping with Rose, Alice, and Bella for lingerie. What happenswhen Edward hears his thoughts? Hysterical to the crazy ppl. Possibly stupid to the sane ones.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
I'm Still Standing by royalphoenix reviews
Bella is broken after finding that all Edward wanted from her was a child. As a newborn vampire she had no one to turn to except the Volturi. There she accepts a position with them. What will happen to her now?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,704 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
A Cullen epidemic! by pinkcrayon1101 reviews
What happens when Bella gets the chicken pox? Bella hates staying in bed and gets rebellious, and what makes the Cullens so miserable? It will happen when they least expect it! BXE EXR EXC AXJ set before Breaking dawn, but post Eclipse! HAPPY READING! :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,252 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
Back to infancy by shamrock1787 reviews
Bella has an accident making her mentally about two years old. The Cullens are left to deal with a toddler Bella and some embarrassing moments ensue. R/R Rated T for safety, but I think it's probably more of a K .
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cigarette Burns by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
AH. Bella is a local junkie and Edward is a famous artist. He meets Bella outside of one of his art shows and she ends up going home with him. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,585 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Life's Not Perfect by xXchibicupcakeXx reviews
17 year old Bella lives her life as a slave girl in the 1800's. She is sold to a very whealthy family. What will Master Edward have to say about this new slave girl? What kind of trouble will Bella get into as a slave? Will she live through it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,607 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Edward, Bella
Soft Clicks by Lunary13 reviews
Damien was helping Jack with his homework one night, but Jack does not want to go to bed. DamienxJack Slash or gay pairings. slight fluff. Romance. No lemon. T for gayness. Very short one-shot.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Damien M., Jack T. - Complete
Never Moon by XxShieldingMoonxX reviews
What would have happened if, After Edward left Bella, Sam Uley never found her in the forest. Would alot change? Or only a little? Twilight and all characters belong to Stephenie Meyer.first fanfic so plz b nice but constructive critisism is good plz R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,604 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Emmett's Mistake by MangoTango450 reviews
The first time she sits with Edward at lunch, things go differently from there.She accidently "finds out" about them from Emmett!You wont believe the idiocy is that a word? of Emmett in my story! Caution:may cause uncontrollable laughter!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,125 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Emmett, Bella
To End The Pain, To Save The Soul by Jaspers Friend is a PIGGY reviews
Takes place after Edward left. Bella turned slightly emo if you will, Victoria bites her, they go to Denali and see the Cullens! BUT WAIT! WHO'S THE BLONDE HOLDING EDWARDS HAND? eventually E and B.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,542 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella - Complete
New life by SansAmourOnEstRien reviews
Bella is the new kid in school, Edward goes crazy and bites Bella.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/4/2009
Jasper by barefootduchess reviews
Short one shot in Jasper's own words of the time between Maria and Alice. Thinking of turning it into a longer story, let me know what you think
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
The Seventy Fifth Hunger Games by laxgoal31 reviews
Primrose's POV. This year, there will definitely be no rule change about two possible victors. This time, at least one, most likely two, of the people Katniss holds most dear in her life is going to die. Prim...or Gale. SEQUEL IS UP! GO READ AND REVIEW IT
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,799 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Prim E., Gale H. - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19439 - Favs: 12,171 - Follows: 5,569 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Geico Gecko Meets The Twilight Characters by fluffily reviews
A total crackfic in which each and every one of the Twilight characters meets the Geico car insurance gecko. Hell mall? Alpacas? Torture? Severly strange happy places? The death of Eddie-kins's Volvo? Killer shirts? Read now and be amazed!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,381 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008
So Lost by TwilightLoz reviews
Edward leaves. Bella's alone. Charlie and Reene disown Bella when they find out she's pregnant. The Cullen's come back, will Edward be able to win Bella back or will she leave with their baby?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,114 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Complete
Edward's Twilight by retroninjachick reviews
What if Edward was never the vampire. What if it was Bella who was the deadly beautiful Cullen. What if Edward was human and moved to Forks, where his blood sang for Bella? How would that work out? What would Bella do? What about Edward? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,492 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
I Thought You Were by Only If You Wish It reviews
Elena decides she isn't really in love with Stefan and seeks Damon. How will Stefan take this new information? Is it too late for her to go to Damon? Is it too late to admit that he was perfect for her? That he was right all along about him and her?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,317 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Damon, Elena - Complete
He left, I'm Pregnant by taylorcullenforever reviews
Edward left Bella. She soon finds herself pregnant with his baby. She's not going to tell him but soon finds the Cullens are back. What will she do? 1st time writer, plz R&R. During New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 53,168 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
EARTHQUAKE! by Thallium81 reviews
When a virgin is kidnapped in the jungles of Isle Esme, a daring anthropologist rushes in to the rescue. But will they be able to escape the island before falling victim to the predators, natives, and pirates? AH EdwardxBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,482 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Moment In The Blaze by The Only Pancake reviews
Leo and Alec are cast aside, they turn their backs on the Cullen's forever. But two certain people aren't Cullen's, they're Whitlocks. Can the four of them be happy after so much trouble has been caused within the family because of the boys?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,133 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Alec - Complete
Kidnapped by Justme1339 reviews
A/U, Cannon Pairings. Bella lives in Phoenix, but on a chilly summer evening four vampires abduct her. They say they intend to protect her. But from who? And why? Bella and Edward's lives change forever.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,212 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Sixth Sense by bays1 reviews
Pre-Twilight Bella observes Phil and Renee and considers whether she will find love. "I believe there’s a perfect person for everyone"..."I think mine was killed by the influenza or something.”
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Renée - Complete
The Seemingly Impossible by taylorjeanjn reviews
The phone call in Breaking Dawn between Bella and Rosalie from Rosalie's Point of View.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Rosalie, Bella - Complete
50 Things To Do When You're Bored by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 76,434 - Reviews: 3224 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
The Trouble With MindReading Parents by Sparkly Daleks reviews
Renesmee Cullen finds that having a dad who can read your mind is cute when you're a baby, but totally awkward when you're a teenager. Ness/Jacob
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
This is Fact, Not Fiction by Musicmochroidhe reviews
Tessa thought the world of Twilight was confined to the ficition books she loved, until a family of vampires moved to her hometown and she discovered that the books were more fact than fiction. PREVIOUSLY TITLED PLAIN AS DAY. Read/Review Please!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 103,303 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Complete
Black Fire by The Only Pancake reviews
Sequel to Purple Smoke. Leo has decided to leave his family, seeing it as the only way to protect them. He will make both friends and enemies while adjusting to his new life, and as his power increases things become dangerous for him. Can he surivive?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,098 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Alec - Complete
Snack Shack by Midnight Memories reviews
Something dangerous and mysterious attempts to swipe at the Volturi leader... wait... "Is that a sheep?"
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Aro, Marcus - Complete
It began with Alice by Ashley Speck reviews
When Alice has a vision of a human girl being attacked by a vampire she saves her with the help of Jasper and Rosalie. When they kill the vampire Alice thinks of one thing that will save the girl... biting her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009
Alice and Bella Swap! by Broken Ice Alchemist reviews
What would happen if Alice and Bella were swapped? If Alice came to Forks instead of Bella? Read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,820 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Alice, Jasper
I'm The Eldest by Hannai reviews
A minor squabble one day leads to an interesting question- Just who is the oldest of the Cullen boys? Oneshot. Edward/Emmett/Jasper/Carlisle
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Complete
School for Vampires by Broken Ice Alchemist reviews
When the Cullen’s learn about the new school for vampires, they decide to try it all out. What will happen at this strange knew school for teenage vampires? Read to find out. Written in Edward's POV. They haven't met Bella before, but she will come soon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,555 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Edward
The Lamb Becomes The Lion by Rrhagia reviews
What would happen if Alice never saw Bella jump off the cliff? If Victoria had found her and changed her? Takes place during New Moon. EXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,383 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unexpected Little Things by iloveeverythingyou reviews
What if the gorgeous Edward Cullen doesn't have the strength to stay away from Bella? What happens when he bites her on her first day in Forks? And what happens when it seems everyone is out to get them? Edward&Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 76,278 - Reviews: 1778 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
30 Ways to Annoy Jasper, Alice, and Emmett by LivLifeForever reviews
title is pretty self-explanitory. 20 sure fire ways to annoy the hell out of Jasper Hale and his lovely Miss Alice Cullen. **NEW CAHPTER**- Big Bro Emmett Cullen gets his share of the Fun** Rated T for some implied stuff later on.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Jasper, Alice
12 hours by Hannai reviews
We all know why Bella keeps silent on the flight home from Volterra in New Moon, but what was the reason Edward said so little, especially once it was clear she would not be going to sleep?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A list of things Emmett can't do! by MizzAliceCullen reviews
The Cullens family put together a list of things Emmett can't do!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Emmett, Bella
The Day Bella Got A Cold by Musicmochroidhe reviews
Poor Bella gets a cold, and of course, EVERYONE overreacts. This is a oneshot, my feable attempt at humor, and an abuse of pretty much every Twilight stereotype! Read, Review, and Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,150 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rising Tides by Ajisai-Hosu reviews
Jacob is bitten by a rogue vampire and thrust into a life he never wanted.Disowned by his father, Edward offers the changed wolf a home, a family and a love just as strange as he is. The ultimate test of love begins with a bite and ends with a future.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,634 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Edward's Date Night Extravaganza by Skipper Pompeii reviews
During the summer between Twilight and New Moon Bella and Edward share many days and nights together. In these up coming chapters we explore the possible scenarios that might take place if Edward were to plan all the dates. Rated T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,019 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Twilight is Published! by Murmmer reviews
What would happen if Twilight was published in the Twilight world? What happens when half of Forks reads Stephanie Meyer's new Best Seller, Twilight? What will Bella and the Cullens do? After all, Bella just had her personal thoughts PUBLISHED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,712 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007
Lillie Isabelle Cullen by Carlisle'sPetiteDefenseur reviews
What if Carlisle and Esme adopted one more child?What interesting things can happen in her life as a Cullen,and how powerful is she?Set 7 years after Breaking Dawn. Chapter 34:Epilogue. Please, Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 51,964 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Complete
Adapted & Adopted by XxShieldingMoonxX reviews
Isabella and Alice Swan becom Bella and Alice Cullen when they are adopted by the cullens when there father dies. But, why did the Cullens adopt them? and what happens when they find out the Cullens' secret? Will Edward be able to stand living with Bella?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,272 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2792 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
Flowers by Aerial312 reviews
Alice and Jasper visit Alice's grave in Biloxi.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
New for New Years by pinkcrayon1101 reviews
This is the Squeal to 'Christmas with the Cullens.' and, if you don't/haven't read it, you won't understand half of the story. Anyways, Please enjoy! All regular parings. Breaking Dawn never happened... After Eclipse. and no, this isn't my version of BD.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,528 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Bella
Hook, Line, and Sinker by NanMcCullen reviews
Entry for the Steamy Movie Crossover Contest. Cross between Twilight and Pretty Woman. Bella is a first time prostitute and a virgin. Edward is lost in the red light district of downtown Seattle. What will happen when these two cross paths? Rated M!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,639 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Dangerous Love by reader13lovesbooks reviews
Esme, now a vampire, is reunited with Carlisle, her love. But the short-lived peace is interrupted by werewolves, newborn armies, and danger around every corner. Sequel to Eternal Love and Broken Love. From the author of High School for the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 17,730 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Chastity Child by technically a lie reviews
The rest of the night was a blur of clothing being removed and skin. She tasted sweet and moist, like fruit. I should have known then, that I would fall for her. Edward Cullen realizes he's fallen for his long time sex-friend Bella Swan. All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,080 - Reviews: 1330 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Voyeurism by Michellevee reviews
Bella is finding it difficult to sleep. Edward has a few things to say about that. Rated M for Vampy Romps.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,851 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Thanks to the Wolves by Disney Sorceress reviews
New Moon. The wolves were just barely too late and Laurent was able to bite Bella in the meadow. Now the pack has to decide what to do with a soon-to-be newborn vampire. The answer? Call the Cullens. Complete!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,208 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Complete
Once In A Blue Moon by Disney Sorceress reviews
Bella has adjusted to life as a vampire and has finally agreed to marry Edward. What neither of them counted on was a visit from a member of the Volturi. When all they care about is threatened, will the Cullens fall apart?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,093 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
Broken Love by reader13lovesbooks reviews
Life couldn’t be better for Esme, in love with Carlisle Cullen, a vampire. But when something happens, the Cullens leave unexpectedly. When danger comes again, will Carlisle return to save her? Sequel to Eternal Love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 15,573 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Never play Truth or Dare with a vampire by Red Giraffes reviews
Yep! Another Truth or Dare story! What else is there to say beside's that one might die at the end of the day? Now COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,196 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete
101 ways to know your obsessed with twilight by Twilight-lover-2008 reviews
Yeah, pretty much says in the title. Please read and review. Send me some of the things you've done aswell
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,646 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Bella, Edward
So Jasper, You've Decided to Go Emo? by theSunlitEarth reviews
Exactly what the title says. Just a random little one shot where Jasper goes emo.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Jasper - Complete
Hurt by WinndSinger reviews
What if Bella wasn't beautiful when she first met Edward? Shy, scared, alone, and hurt Bella comes to Forks at the request of Dr. Carlisle Cullen, who thinks he can help her battered legs regain their strength when other doctors have failed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 181,024 - Reviews: 1565 - Favs: 1,746 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eternal Love by reader13lovesbooks reviews
When Esme Platt moves to Forks to escape her abusive fiance, she never expected to fall in love with the mysterious Dr. Cullen. But what happens when said fiance shows up? From the author of High School for the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 19,418 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
It sounded like a juice box by theladyclyne reviews
Jasper visits Carlisle at work and looks for a snack. Please leave critiques and reviews, it's my first time writing for Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Jasper, Carlisle - Complete
Humtastic Cooking by luvemmett reviews
*Sequel to Vamptastic Cooking* The Cullens made Bella eat what they made...what happens when she returns the favor?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Complete
Let The Truth Begin by luvemmett reviews
Next time it's Truth or Truth,' Emmett said as he slammed his door shut...well he wasn't lying. After they all got busted for Dare or Dare, Emmett's ready for the next round...what will happen this time? *Sequel to Let The Games Begin*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,092 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Complete
The New Pet by Blueroan reviews
A new stray finds its way to the Cullens’ front door step. Blind, badly injured,and hunted by a vampire named Cane, Sarah Babineaux is the newest addition to Carlisle collection of broken souls. Disclaimer: Twilight belongs to Mrs Mayers not me!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,759 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Carlisle - Complete
Blinded by little.earthquakes reviews
When Bella and Alice are on their way to stop Edward on his suicide mission, Alice suddenly receives a vision of the Volturi changing their plans. Having erased all of Edward's memory, Bella gets locked up with a very thirsty predator. NewMoon B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,549 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Instant Messages: KittenMischief Contest Entry by TheSpoiltOne reviews
Bella and Alice, excited from reading DefinatelyStaying’s delicious lemony fanfics, tease each other over a web cam. What happens when Jasper comes to investigate the noises? AU/AH – HOT LEMON ALERT - Collaboration w/DefinatelyStaying
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Goodbye by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
For seven years I watched and waited. But there was only so much that I could put my heart through, and the night I finally told him, was the night I let him go. AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 2516 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
The Pull of Polaris by XFauxAfflictionX reviews
This is the tale of Jasper Whitlock from Stephanie Meyer's Eclipse as seen through his eyes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 57,064 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Best Friends Turn Best Lovers by LydiaLuvsEmmett91 reviews
Bella has always liked Alice. What happens one nite when Bella sees Alice naked? What will happen? Read and find out. ! LEMONS! Read FEM SMUT. ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Purple Smoke by The Only Pancake reviews
Leo is an immortal child, created on order of Aro so that his highly dangerous power could become a war tool. He falls into the care of the Cullen family. What troubles could befall them now that they have broken the most important vampire law? Slight AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,617 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Vampire or death? by xosmithy reviews
After Bella gets married, Edward makes good on his promises. But what happens when he bites her, and finds out he can't stop? My first fanfiction. Chapter 10-12 up. Please Review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,050 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cloud Covered Moon by EdWarded reviews
Bella is blind but she can see without eyes.She sees more than most. Edward Cullen is a vampire never giving a though to the thoughts of others.This story is ExB.The first fanfiction I have ever wrote please read and review,we need ur support Wow200review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,368 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Prisons by WinndSinger reviews
Edward discovers that Victoria is pressing charges against him with the Volturi for killing James. See the trial, the punishment, and the results as poor Edward faces the wrath of vampire court.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,055 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Edward, Bella
Little Jasper by wolf-grl2008 reviews
How Alice felt about Bella's pregnancy during BD. "I always wanted a little Jasper."
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Mistaken Vows by twi-ction reviews
AU, Post New Moon. Three years after their departure from Forks, Bella turns up as one of Carlisle's intensive care patients with no family to claim her when she recovers. Will Bella tell Edward the truth of her recent past, or try to spare him the pain?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,272 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 1,479 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
10 Ways to annoy Jasper Hale by ILoveEdwardCullen110 reviews
What the Title says
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Complete
I Think We Lost Nessie by Still-Obsessed reviews
Em’s POV. Em and Jazz are given their first babysitting job alone. Yup and they totally mess it up! What are they going to do and how is Bella going to react? More importantly, where IS Nessie anyway? R&R PLEASE!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Back to School by Washingtongirl23 reviews
Bella has graduated and Victoria is gone. Everything is going great until Bella gets a call from the school saying that she has some missing credits from going to Phoenix High. As she packs to leave she hears that Phoenix is going to have a cloudy week...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,558 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Bella - Complete
Stay With Me by jisy93 reviews
What if Alice was the one who saved Bella from the speeding car. What would be different? Everything. Bella/Alice
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,077 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Alice, Bella
Let The Games Begin by luvemmett reviews
Bella joins the Cullens for Truth and Dare, except it's not your ordinary Truth and Dare - this is Cullen Style. How does Edward get stuck in Bella's truck with Mike and Jake? And what's with Alice in Wal-mart clothes? Who will win? Who will chcken out?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 37,071 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Christmas with the Cullens! by pinkcrayon1101 reviews
What happens when a human Bella is rushed into a Cullen Christmas? Alice has gone overboard again. What will happen? This is no ordinary Christmas! ----please read, I truly suck at summaries :D it's not really that dramatic, only genre close!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,536 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Vamptastic Cooking by luvemmett reviews
What happens when Emmett decides to host a cooking show in the Cullen house? Plastic Eggs, McDonalds, and vampires oh my!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
Truth or Dare, Jasper's turn by georgiasf reviews
I was reading some truth or dare fanfictions last week and I got to thinking, What if Jasper's dare was... Some characters might be OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
What a turn around by chanellyxoxo5 reviews
What if Rosalie's wish to have a child came true? what is she had a child and was seperated for 14 years? will this half vampire teen accept her fate? What becomes of her when her BFF is a werewolf? What about the Volturi? sequel info inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,286 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Complete
Influenza by Hazel-Buttafly reviews
Oneshot. In which the Spanish Influenza hits Chicago 1918…
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,610 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Edward, Elizabeth - Complete
Babysitting Bella by GoldenEyes4 reviews
What will happen when Emmett and Jasper are left to watch over Bella when the Cullen's go on a four day hunting trip? Only a hilarious disaster that will cause them to be chased and hunted down.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,750 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
Imprinting by Kelly the Vampire Witch reviews
Jacob Black imprints on Bella's newborn baby. The problem is that Bella had a son. Slash AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Halloween by Dr. Harleen Quinzel03 reviews
This is for the spirit of Halloween. I'll be updating everyday til Halloween about the Cullens and Bella doing Halloween-y stuff. Like picking out costumes trickortreat smashing pumpkins/TPing and pranks. It'll end with a Halloween bash thrown by Alice!R&
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,897 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
truth or dare w vampires by vampirechick123 reviews
Its truth or dare with vampires... Bella realizes what being a Cullen really means. Very funny R&R you'll love it. rated T for a reason. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,247 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
House of Twilight by mskayla reviews
Bella Swan is 17. She's dating Fork's high football captian. She doesn't quite fit into her life though. She is marked after school and embarks on her new life. She is sent to help Zoey. Cross between House of Night and Twilight. Everything is explained.
Crossover - Twilight & House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,621 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 84 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Bella, Zoey R. - Complete
Caduta Petali by AnkouBlake reviews
Formally 'To Walk With Lions' Edward and Bella return to Forks after 85 years only to stumble upon an orphaned infant in the woods. Multiple POVs. First chapter rated M for some graphic scenes. Full summery inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 105,238 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Next July Fools Day by TeamEdwardCullen8208 reviews
SEQUEL TO JULY FOOLS DAY? Bella's a big bad vamp now, and she's got a few tricks up her sleeve. With a new power and newborn superstrength, anything can happen. And you can rest assured that something will.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,449 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008
Vampire Girl by eyesofevergreen reviews
B/E When Charlie finds Edward in Bella's room, Bella is sent to live with her mother. So what happens when the Volturi decide to go vegitarian and announce the existance of vampires to the world? Vampire safety 101 as a part of the highschool curriculum.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,458 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Animal Crackers by RandomPurpleMonkey reviews
One Shot-Bella is at the Cullen's and gets hungry. So she gets Animal Crackers. What will happen when she dicides to play with her food? just a random story
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Bella - Complete
Princess of the Sea by The Literature Dragon reviews
Edward is the captain of the sea, Bella is the princess. Their ships cross paths.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,494 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Claire De Lune by The Literature Dragon reviews
Edward is The Captain of the biggest Vampirate ship on the ocean, Bella is the key. AU. Dark.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Be My Protection by The Literature Dragon reviews
1400' Edward is the leader of the volturi guard. Little broken Bella is his new pleasure slave.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,096 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Edward, Bella
Sk8er Gurl by Bella's Bff reviews
She was a girl. He was a boy. Can I make it anymore obvious? She was a punk. He played football. What more can I say? She wanted him. He'd never tell. Secretly he wanted her as well. But Mike Newton threatened him. So he dumped her. They meet 5yrs later
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,296 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trapped by CallistoLexx reviews
All Human AU, BPOV. A drunken game of Truth or Dare with Alice leads to Bella spending her Saturday night somewhere she never expected. E/B, Em/R. ADULT CONTENT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,011 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 141 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
babysitter by ohnanc reviews
Complete: Bella is about to testify against an Italian mobster, she is placed into the witness protection program under the watchful eye of agent Masen. Needs to be revised, read at own risk. Over 100,000 hits.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,109 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
Of all the Random Things to Notice by im with the vampires3 reviews
Edward doesn't get it. why is Bella laughing at the popcorn package? He'll soon find out...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Edward, Bella
Flordia Calls! by pinkcrayon1101 reviews
What happens when you take 7 vampires and one drunk human to FLORIDA and go to a water park? Watch as the drama unfolds! Ok, I suck at summaries, and its my first fanfiction so please read it if you have time!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Major Jasper and Blackbird by Calendulam reviews
Bella talks in her sleep. Emmett gets an idea. Jasper/Bella bonding ensues.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 174 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
found in the forest by Lady dream-chan reviews
This is the sequel to 'Newly born vampire'.A few new OCs.What would happen if Victoria and James had a son be for they were all bitten?And what if their son wanted reveng for the murder of his parents?What would happen?Read and review please!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008
On Our Way To Hell by redcognito reviews
He's your brother, you can't do this! It's a sin, you'll burn in hell!" Stefan/Damon. Warnings: slash, incest.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Damon, Stefan - Complete
Dreaming by 17vampire reviews
Bella is just a baby when she is found alone in the woods. But what happens when Carlisle finds her? read to find out. Please R&R! Finished!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,837 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Complete
Neofiction by FullMetal Alchemistress reviews
***AU Sequel to Metafiction*** Chris is kidnapped, Madison is changed, and Chris declares he hates Madison. But what happens when Christopher and his 'coven' begin to attend her school? Will she be able to undo the brainwashing? COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 37,292 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Complete
Love's escaping servitude by bookwormkrissy reviews
Bella is a human servant for the volturi, tortured by vampires everyday. Can a simple human find love in a world of monsters? or will the volturi stop at nothing to make her life a living hell? please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,168 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's Me or the Dog: Twilight Edition by Newfoundland Novelist reviews
Bella gets a puppy during New Moon when Edward leaves her. When he comes back, they discover the new puppy likes everyone but Edward. Thanks to Alice, Bella and Edward are put on "It's Me or the Dog". Characters belong to S.Meyer. P.S. ALICE ROCKS! R&R
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,559 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Bella - Complete
Prank Calls by eyesofevergreen reviews
Companion peice to my story "Vampire Girl" What do the Cullen boys do when everyone is out hunting and they get bored. They prank call the unsuspecting members of the Volturi. Who said Aro was the only one they called?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008
Blood Lust by Allanah1985 reviews
Bella becomes sick with a disease that makes her like a vampire. Will Edward save her by making her one? Last chapter. Thanks for reading everyone :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,130 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Life Gives You Lemons by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett makes a bet with Bella. She has to teach Edward a new position every day until their wedding, which is in two weeks. BXE Every chapter has a lemon. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,649 - Reviews: 1831 - Favs: 1,907 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008
Fifty Cents A Ride by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human! Laundromats can be fun! Lemon! One-shot!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 63 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cullens plus Amusement Park equals DISASTER! by Twilight Fan Girls reviews
The Cullens want to have some family fun together and settle on heading to an amusement park. The boys make bets on who thet think will hit the most rides, and the winner gets to force the others into embarrassing dares...but who will win? NEW CHAPTER UP
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,480 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Emmett Potter and the DimWitted Wizard Twits by Twilight Fan Girls reviews
The Cullens are all enrolled into Hogwarts as Emmett is dared to prove to the Wizarding World that HE is the real Harry Potter...but how is he going to do that with his whole 6'5' self?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/3/2008
Edward's 107th Birthday by My Beloved reviews
It is, once again, Edward's birthday, but with Bella- a vampire for not even a year- something is bound to go wrong. Poor Edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Bitemarks and Bloodstains by Countess Jackman reviews
I stared at Edward, swallowing the lump in my throat before saying, “Well, there is one place we can go.” His eyes flickered with recognition and he sighed, turning to the rest of our family, “The Volturi.” Sequel to Waste a Moment.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,677 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 8/7/2007
Broken by Collections of a Tattered Soul reviews
What if Edward had never went to Italy? What if Bella never went to La Push? What if Bella was suicidal and cutting? And what if Edward does come back and sees her from her window? B&E OOC Bella slightly
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
My Aphrodisiac by technically a lie reviews
Bella is an Exchange student sent from Florida to live In Forks for a year...What happens when she meets her amazing house brother Edward? They say Teenage boys have a need to use their libido...what about teenage girls? All HUMAN BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,284 - Reviews: 1648 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Edward's discovery of Bella's Caffiene Issues by Murmmer reviews
This is when Edward finds out Bella is not so good with caffeine! Super silly! T for language!And cross dressing! should be a good laugh...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,919 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 4/14/2007
Edward Cullen Reads Fanfiction by Sarrebham1 reviews
I met Edward, and decided to show him Fanfiction! But what happens when he finds the "M" rating on the Twilight site? Dum, dum, dum! Now with Jacob reads Fanfiction!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Complete
I AM Silent by Child-Of-God13 reviews
Bella is vampire that moves to Forks with her vampire "parents". She can see all of your past thoughts and whole life in a single touch. The catch: she hasn't spoken since her change. Can the Cullens get her to speak? ExB First chap a double chap
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 32,448 - Reviews: 1472 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
So Cold by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
While the Cullen’s are away Bella takes a trip down to Port Angeles and runs into someone she never wanted to see again. Edward/Bella. WARNING: This story contains strong depictions of rape/non-con! Please note: Edward does NOT do the raping! Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,797 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
Notes by musical-gerbil reviews
What do our favourite Twilight characters do when they're bored during class? Why, pass notes of course!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,145 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 11/9/2006
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8366 - Favs: 7,485 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Running, As Fast As I Can by Child-Of-God13 reviews
Bella is being hunted by James, so she runs away to Forks. Then she meets the Cullen's. How will this change things? And will James finally get ahold of Bella? Or will she escape? What about Edward? How will these facts change our favorite love story? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,454 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
Look Alike by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The Cullens watch Goblet of Fire and notice that a certain wizard looks like a certain vampire, fluffy and a little funny. BXE One-shot Very short.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 57 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Sex Education With Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 104 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
My Son In Law's a WHAT? by MistressCashew reviews
Ever wondered how Charlie discovers the secret? I have. Rated K for small amounts of language. NOW COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,894 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Complete
July Fools Day? by TeamEdwardCullen8208 reviews
Despite Edwards warning, Bella insists on coming over on the Vampire version of April Fools Day. Will the Cullens take advantage of poor, clumsy, unsuspecting Bella? Of course! NOW COMPLETE, SEQUEL NOW UP!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,294 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Beautiful by LeighAnn Brewer reviews
Jessica and Lauren threaten Bella to break up with Edward and tell her that she's not worthy. Alice and Rosalie decide to take matters in their own hands. Knowing Alice, this can only lead to a makeover, shopping, and two furious girls- Jessica and Lauren
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,180 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Grim Tales by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
There once was a girl that comes out of the well every seven days, on the seventh day little boy death found his first love. BXE One-shot! Cute and totally different from anything you'll ever read on here. AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
Grizzly Bears have nothing on me by jenfalovesjaffas reviews
Edward comes back from hunting after bribing Alice to kidnap Bella, and Bella is pissed off! And so decides to teach him a lesson, well...tries to
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mini Eggs by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
A series of Easter oneshots because we all want the Easter Bunny to come early.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Complete
The Cullen's Discover Fanfiction? by Koinaka reviews
What if the Cullen's discovered all the lovely pieces of fanfiction that we slave over? How would they react?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008
Bella gets a puppy! by weirdness.of.the.cutie reviews
It's exactly what the title say. Sort of unrealistic yet i could imagine some of this suff happening. Super cute and silly though.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Complete
Counting Sheep by Blissfully.Oblivious reviews
What happens when Bella gets a pet sheep? How will Edward react? Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,787 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Complete
The Happiest Place On Earth by melissamarie173 reviews
They Cullens continue their road trip after they leave the mall. They need a place to stay, at least for a little while. They come to a place and wreak their vampire havoc! Bella still isn't a vamp. Sequel to Anything is Possible at the Mall. FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,499 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
A Cut to Remember by Vampire Meep reviews
What it Bella was emo? What if she cut herself on purpose on that firat day in science? what if edward thenlost it in class? What would the class think of this thirst for blood....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008
I don't need heaven by Koinaka reviews
Bella's transformation into a vampire. One-Shot This is my first attempt at fanfiction!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
newly born vampire by Lady dream-chan reviews
my first Twilight fanfic and my 40 fanfic on this site, Bella finds a little 6 year old newly born vampire, Bella gets transformed a little into ways into the story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,466 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 292 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Metafiction by FullMetal Alchemistress reviews
After Edward left, Bella was changed by Laurent soon after she had a baby. 16 years later, Alice returns. What will unfold? Will Edward come back? AU: Edward gets Bella preg...that's it for the AU stuff DON'T LIKE DON'T READ SEQUEL IS UP
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 42,028 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
Cupcakes by Angel Ren reviews
As a class project, everyone has been asked to bring something homemade. Only, Edward can't cook. Bella offers to help. Mix in some Emmett, and there's a recipe for disaster! B&E Fluff
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 1,997 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Curse by BlueSea14 reviews
Bella says goodbye to the pack at Emily's wedding reception in La Push. But a redhead is waiting, with a nasty surprise in hand. Now, she must survive and find her way back to the Cullens--where things may never again be the same.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,354 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Remote Control by thesunshinekid reviews
Dr. Cullen comes home to an interesting debate.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Complete
Monster by LovelyPriestess reviews
[COMPLETE] Esme’s past included an abusive husband… What if that 'husband' had been unknowingly turned into a vampire, and he’s come back, more than seventy years later, to reclaim his wife? After all, they were never 'properly' divorced. [E x C][B x E]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,499 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/15/2007 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Complete
truth or dare with seducing! by YinDragonVampire reviews
just another truth or dare game with the cullens while edward hunts...where bella is dared to seduce edward! lemons and hilarious teasings from Jasper and Emmett!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,932 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
Emmett's Man's Day by Mayura-Hikari-090 reviews
Emmett tries to enjoy a day alone...'tries' is the keyword [Oneshot]
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
Attack of the Killer Bunnies by twilightnite reviews
Jasper goes hunting and when vampire bunnies appear, everyone blames him. But it is really him? R&R! Completed!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,168 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Complete
Paint Balling with the Cullens! by Twilight Fan Girls reviews
PAINT BALLIN! Ok, so Emmett angers Rosalie, starting a war between the genders... Includes a pretty good paint balliing[manipulating Bella, scheming [when is she not?] Alice, and a sulking Emmett bent on revenge...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,274 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Complete
Scared by Lon-Dubh reviews
AU. What if Bella's past was different, and she had a secret she had never told anyone before? How would she handle moving to Forks and meeting Edward? Will she have a happily ever after ending, or will her troubled past come back to haunt her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,208 - Reviews: 1396 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
With Opened Eyes by leiahlaloa reviews
AU: It's right after graduation... and Bella is going to be changed. But everything goes terribly wrong... with Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,825 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Complete
Waste a Moment by Countess Jackman reviews
Warm blood seeped from the corners of my mouth as I stared at Edward in horror. “And if we leave it in?” He asked, his voice cracking. Carlisle hung his head, hiding his grim expression. “Either way, she dies.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,563 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 124 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Truth Or Dare by musical-gerbil reviews
The whole gang, at the Cullen house, trapped inside on a rainy night. Add some boredom, and throw in Emmett’s competitiveness, Bella’s clumsy streak, Rosalie’s vanity, Alice’s quirky sense of humour, Edward’s protectiveness, Jasper’s naivety and Carlisle
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,040 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Complete
Bunnies of Doom! by SinisterSweet07 reviews
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Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
Shenanigans by Amber'n'Bronze reviews
Edward and Emmett's hysterical St. Patrick's Day adventures.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
Why I Love My Truck by sillybella reviews
Bella is always reluctant when Edward wants to buy her a new car. Is there a secret reason she likes her truck so much? And don't worry where they are driving. It doesn't matter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 74 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
Easily Entertained by sillybella reviews
Exactly how do the Cullens tease Edward before he goes to watch Bella sleep? Comes before Her Worst Nightmare.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Complete
Her Worst Nightmare by sillybella reviews
A new nightmare terrifies Bella above all the others.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
Fever by sillybella reviews
Bella is sick and Edward is worried.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 192 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Hot Stuff by sillybella reviews
Emmett and Jasper are worried about Edward and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 142 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
The Crow and The Falcon by redcognito reviews
Stefan and Damon move onto a new life... and straight into trouble.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,709 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/10/2001 - Published: 5/7/2001 - Damon, Stefan - Complete
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What Edward does while missing Bella reviews
7 months since Bellas death and her last request to Edward. Leaving for the Voulturi he descovers the past can be more haunting than the future. WARRING LEMONS and yaoi
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Edward, Aro
Diary Of A Mindreader reviews
A one shot of what I think would happen if Prussia as a mind reader I suck at summarys but I am good at writing storys please read and review it would make my day VERRY VERRY OOC DO NOT READ IF YOU DONT LIKE STUFF LIKE THIS
Crossover - Twilight & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Esme, Prussia - Complete
1 Truth or Dare Cullen Mayhem reviews
throw in a game of truth or dare on a cloudy day with the cullens and you get on wicked story on what happonds written by t713 the new Mrs.JasperW.Hale and xbrittx71 although we do love it if you would help us with ideas post BD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Edward, Bella
NEW CONTEST ALERT reviews
DEAD LINE DECEMBER 1ST ENTRYS WILL NOT BE TAKEN LATER THAN DECEMBER 3RD winner posted on Dec. 10th write any bella/edward, bella/jasper, bella/emmett, bella/jacob or bella/.... fill in with own sugestion of charater has to be at least 500 word minimum K-M
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Complete
Emmett cullens POEM reviews
a poem about emmett
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Edward cullens POEM reviews
a poem about edward cullen
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Edward - Complete
Bella Swans Poem reviews
a poem about Bella before shes married
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella - Complete
Bella Cullens Poem reviews
a poem about bella after shes married
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella - Complete
A POEM ABOUT JASPER HALE reviews
I did one for alice now one for jasper next rosalie and emmett then edward and bella thanks to all my fans your my biggest insporation
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Jasper - Complete
A POEM ABOUT ALICE CULLEN reviews
I just thought that it would be fun to do a poem about alice i will do one for each of them as i come up with them
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Alice - Complete
Rosalies Poem reviews
a poem about Rosalie
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Rosalie - Complete
Jasper plus the voulturi equals unexspected things reviews
Jaspers thirst,a present,the voulturi,and a papper cut. What will happen when the voulturi come to Bella's party? read to find out DISCONTINUED
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
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