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Hi my name is Jumpy
I like drawing, listening to music, dancing and lots and lots of other things.
My Motto is "Keep calm and hug a random"
Unfortunately, I suffer from a series of mental illnesses including Anxiety, OCD, Bi-Polar, Autisim and I have a Pre-Disposition to Drepression as it runs heavily through my family.
I have an account in deviant art under the name Jumpy-the-Jester.
When my friend posts her new fanfic, my name is the same as one of the characters, that's cause it's me!!
When she has posted it I will put up drawn pictures on my deviant art page to show you what we look like in the fanfic.
Anyways...WHITE WALLS EXCITE ME!!
Ha ha ha ha yeah i know i'm random, if you don't like it
TO BAD FOR YOU
I"M STILL HERE!!
Okay some other stuf about about me!
Fav Song: (At the moment) Shut up by simple plan
Fav food: PIE!!...and cheese...and chicken...and get's whacked over the head with a wrench by random person passing by
Fav band: Simple Plan whipes bloody hands on a rag
Fav colours: Red, blue and purple
Fav drink: Coke (NOT the drug I am against drugs)
Fav animes: (Where to start) Bleach, naruto, soul eater okay stopping now at three before I start a rant!
Fav tv shows: Transormers Animated (duh), funniest home video show and wipe out (other peoples pain amuses me!!)
Okay bye bye for real (for now mwahahahahaha) Man i suck at evil laughs!!
The pictures (well the ones that I have done) are up on Deviant art! Here is the link to my gallery:
P.S. I'm not the best drawer and I will be adding more pictures all the time!!
Random stuff I found tha applies to me and some other random crap that's funny as hell!!:
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: little miss goth, Jumpy-has-COFFE-be-afraid,
90 of the teenage population would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the top of the Empire State Building.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, dannychic2006, the little voice in your head,OtakuWarrior, Thoraxe 357, FatticusXL, Jumpy has COFFE and CHAINSAWS,
If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people please copy and paste this into your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A) dream about it, B) sing it in school no matter who's listening or, C) know the lyrics by heart snd sing it no matter how of key you are, copy and paste this into your profile.
Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this fact, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, post this in your profile.
80 percent of young teenage girls think Zac Effron is HOT, if your one of the 20 percent who shake their heads sadly and dismissivley, paste this into your profile.
If you find the idea of getting out of bed early about as appealing as scratching out your own eyeballs, please copy and paste this into your profile.
People tell me i'm on crack, i tell them to shut up or i'm going back to hogwarts.
If you come up with some strange lines that make your friends laugh (or stare at you, causing an awkward silence) paste this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
Sexy feet. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others..
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (WAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH ha...ha... huh?)
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
Therapist = The-rapist... scary thought
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton
It's funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious!
When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.
DO NOT HIT KIDS!! No, seriously. They have guns now.
Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think I'm wrong?
You think you're all that and a bag of chips. Well I'm all that and a bag of skittles. So taste my rainbow!!
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
There is no "I" in team but I do all the work anyways cause the others are too lazy...
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you
'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!
Silence is golden; Duct tape is SILVER
I have the cape I make the whoosh noises.
When i walk past an automatic door and it opens for me, i worry that if i dont go through it, i might hurt its feelings.
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his PURSE.
Me and the gummi bears have a plot to rule the world...but Shhh...its a secret
Don't follow in my footsteps...i run into walls.
My friends are the kind that if my house was burning down...they would be making SMORES and hitting on the FIREMEN.
My friends are also the kind that spend hours trying to drown a fish.
YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE THE VOICES ONLY TALK TO ME!!
An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'
You can't have everything...where would you put it?
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Change is inevitable except from a vending machine.
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the project manager, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.
The most important thing is not to stop questioning.
You can find tea in a tea cup... but cannot find world in a world cup.
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying.
Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME!
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes.
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75 of the world's population.
If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.
A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid
When you ASSUME you make an A-S-S out of U and Me.
People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
I’m Out Of My Mind Feel Free To Leave A Message.
I Don’t Know Karate But I Do Know Krazy And I Am Not Afraid To Use It
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
Nobody ever died of laughter.
Laughter is a medicine with no side effects.
Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.
I want to die like my grandfather- asleep, not like the passengers in his car, screaming!
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Everyone gets butterflies - the trick is getting them to fly in formation.
You can study and get any certificates... but you cannot get your own death certificate.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill and is not obliged to work till one is better.
I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?
“I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.”
"I wouldn't be so paranoid if you weren't all out to get me!!"
In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like a chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought...I must put a roof on this lavatory.
I either get what I want or I change my mind.
I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
Those who cannot remember the past will spend a lot of time looking for their cars in mall parking lots.
The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.
Don't look back - something might be gaining on you.
You know you're getting older when the candles cost more than the cake.
Horse sense is a good judgement, that’s why horses never bet on people.
I can resist everything except temptation.
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humour.
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
I don’t have to be dead to donate my organ.
This would be really funny if it wasn’t happening to me
I have the body of a god… Buddha!
I get enough exercise pushing my luck.
If you don’t like the news, go out and make your own.
Guns don’t kill people… but they make it real easy
Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
I don’t care, I don’t have to.
I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
For Sale: parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
If it’s not broken fix it till it is
Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them
“GOD created the world; everything else is made in china.”
A friend is a person that knows u very well….. and likes u anyways
Always forgive your enemies, it annoys them.
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO
Talk to the hand (but quite frankly, it doesn’t give a crap either)
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most, live the longest
Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not all that bright.
My mind not only wanders; sometimes it leaves completely!!
If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving isn’t for you
He said “I love you”
What goes around usually gets dizzy and falls over.
Now for some Confucius Say...
Man who run in front of car get tired.
War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Don't eat the snow where the huskies go!
Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!
Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert. Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!
Man that is stuck in pantry has his ass in jam.
When called an idiot sometimes is better to be quiet, than open mouth and remove all doubt.
Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
Man who behaves like an ass will be the butt of those who crack jokes.
Marriage is like game of poker. You start with pair and end with full house.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
He who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing
A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
Man who put head on Railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.
Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes will soon burn out!
Those who quote me are fools.
Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself.
House without bathroom, uncanny.
Man who throw dirt, losing ground.
Two wrongs not make right, but two rights make U-turn
Man who speaks with forked tongue, should not kiss balloons.
He who have last laugh, not get joke.
Man who throw away watch, wasting time.
He who eats crackers in bed get crummy sleep.
Man who eats photo of father, soon spitting-image of father.
He who put face in fruit drink get punch in the nose.
Butcher who backs into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.
Chemist who fall in acid, absorbed in work.
Wise man never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Man who drop watch in toilet have crappy time.
Man trapped in pantry have himself in jam.
Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!
"Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok."
Now for Murphy’s laws
Murphy's First Law: Nothing is as easy as it looks.
HELL YEA NOW MINE IS LONG TOO!! If you have made it to this far down...firstly congradulations...secondly...you have no life!!