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HI! I really don't know what to say so... Uh, i have a poodle named BiBi. and i like final fantasy x and x-2, twilight and supernatural i'm hopelessly obsessed with criminal minds. BiBi had a toy named Tubo, he sadly only lived 10 minutes.

Favorite pairings: Auron & Rikku, Jacob & Renesmee!!

Favorite band: The beatles!!

Hottest dude (real and fake, T.T): Auron and Matthew Gray Gubler!!

Hottest chick ( real ): Angelina Jolie (also as Lara Croft), and Racheal (?) McAdams (main chick in the notebook)!!

My Heroes: Shari Lewis (Lampchops play-along) and Auron!!also Dr. Spencer Reid! I LOVE YOU ALL!!

If you have music in your soul copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (stupid locker!) copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are against any kind of abuse, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you love the rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

(This all belongs to Tara-cullen) you f-ing rock Tara!

FRIENDS AND BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!"

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high-school /college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost. BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive. BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down. BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me. BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops. BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after me in the first place.

FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public. BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

25 Reasons to Thank my Mother:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled... Now where the heck am I?

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Be a loser! Because being cool is soo overrated!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile.

This is Bunny. Copy and paste him onto your profile to help him dominate the world!

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies.

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away (if well aimed). but i wouldn't eat even 1 apple if my doctor was CARLISLE!

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. (Stupid psychiatrist. :P )

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fanfiction is annoying, copy and paste this into your profile. (I MEAN COME ON!! I'M A V-A-M-P-I-R-E, THEREFORE HUMAN IDENTIFICATION IF POINTLESS!!)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on to your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top

By An Unknown Author

Why America has some issues (Yes, I live there, but tough. These are all clever.)

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents, if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts after using this product.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an Amerian Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Being mature is overrated.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun!

One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you

"What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" (Me: Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!)

If you are against child abuse, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your best friend's pencils suck, copy and paste this into your profile.

People who say "nothing's impossible" have never tried slamming a revolving door.

If your friends are considering torturing you because you won't shut up about the Twilight series, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you have ever walked into the men's toilets instead of the ladies or vice versa, paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. (Then I fell down the rest of the stairs, that were luckly covered with carpet, and let me tell you: IT FLIPPIN' HURT! I THOUGHT I'D BROKEN SOMETHING. )same thing happened to me, but except, i did break my leg.

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are totally confused right now copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do drugs and alcohol. If you like bagels, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. ( I NEVER GOTTEN ANYTHING LESS THAN A 96 AND STILL I ASK IF 5 IS EVEN!)

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

Anyone giving away a knight in shining armor? Mine turned out to be a loser in tin foil.

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid backside.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier, hotter and spicier Than You since 1901

I read Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD ( BUT YOU DON'T HEAR ME COMPLAIN WHEN HE COMFORTS ME WHEN I'M IN THE ER WITH A BROKEN LEG!)

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you".

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

If you slap anyone who tells you that Edward Cullen is not real, copy and paste this into your profile

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever heard of National Talk like a Pirate Day copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (SUGAR!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!)

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have ever wanted to just SLAP someone, copy this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, bright black stars, StormDragon666, Sasuke's 2 Child Sayuri Uchiha, silver cherryblossom BrightRubyEyes, Crazii Kimmy Girl,Angelz on edge, HermioneGranger1993, Twilightluvr, Obsessededwardcullenluver, Edward's ONLY True Love, Arianna Cullen,vampiressbella2009, Tara-Cullen, SUPERNATURAL-Anarchy in U.S.A

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Paste and copy if you love spongebob! lol (created by iheartmuffinsx3) HELP HIM DOMINATE THE WORLD!! (SORRY I'S MESSED UP. LIVE WITH IT!)

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you are born you're PINK".
"When you grow up you're WHITE, "
"When you're sick, you're GREEN, "
"When you go in the sun you turn RED, "
"When you're cold you turn BLUE, "
"And when you die you turn PURPLE.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
Put this on your page if you HATE racism...

IF YOU HATE TAYLOR LAUTNER BUT LIKE THE REAL JACOB, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!

IF YOU LIKE JAKE MORE THAN EDDIE(LIKE MUA!), COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Kaitlin Clark

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Kaizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Electric Blue Mountain Lion

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Mary Sandspoint

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Clakamat

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Yellow Punch

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Aaranga

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Victoria

Stereotypes

I'm into THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a btch.


I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshiping baby killer.
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's as.
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug-addicted hippie.
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch. I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare.
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whre with a jock boyfriend.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy.
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries. (We laughed the hardest at that)
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports. (We laughed even harder at that)
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi.
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm an OVER 16 YEAR OLD TEEN MALE signed with DISNEY, so I MUST be a GY, CHILDISH FG.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gy.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whre.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I'm a TEEN GIRL who likes to HAVE GOOD NATURED FUN with my FRIENDS, so I MUST be a WHRE, SLT, and a LESBIAN.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I HANG OUT WITH GYS, so I MUST be gy too.
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST be a nerd.
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try.
I like the JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST be a TEENIE BOPPER, OBSESSED FAN GIRL.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans.

I'm a HANNAH MONTANA FAN, so I MUST be childish and immature.
I'm POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.
I'm a TEENAGER who still likes the DISNEY CHANNEL, so I MUST be immature and childish.

I DON'T BELIEVE IN STEOROETYPES, BUT, YOU GOTTA ADMIT, SOME ARE TRUE.

IF YOU'RE A GUY AND IF YOU WERE GAY YOU'D GO OUT W/ JACOB BLACK, ADD THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.

IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOWIT CLAP YOU'RE HNDS!CLAP CLAP


I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.

What I want in LIFE!

Your dream is to live a light hearted, carefree life. You don't want to be bogged down by stress.
You'd like to recapture some of the playfulness and innocence you had as a child.
You believe that life should be about celebrations and fun. The world needs more happiness.
You want to focus on the positive and stay optimistic. It's too easy to get depressed.

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Tales Of Flame by Buwaro reviews
A psychotic Charmander, a mentally-unstable Umbreon, an alcoholic Treecko and a lot of ninja asskickery from our third-person speaking Scyther. Oh and a genderbending psychic cat for good measure. Yep, no normal here. Redux chapters: 6
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 344 - Words: 696,444 - Reviews: 3530 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 6/12/2006
Crash Course Parenting by sagdragon3002 reviews
Rikku and Auron are transformed into children. What are a Summoner and her Guardians to do when their most mature adult and most hyperactive friend become incapable of looking after themselves? FINISHED
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,394 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Complete
Truth or Dare: Emmett Style by DSandEC4eva reviews
This story is all about Emmett's favorite game and the adventures the Cullen's and Bella get into while playing it. Alice and Bella getting married? Is Edward gay? Is Rosalie pregnant? Emmett in love with a werewolf? Find out in this VERY funny story! DS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,158 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 6/1/2008
50 ways to annoy Edward Cullen xD by Nomibob reviews
My favourite 50 ways to annoy Edward Cullen from Twilight. Next 50 ways to annoy Twilight characters will be Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,515 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Edward - Complete
Vampires and Notes by SlytherinHippie reviews
A collection of hilarious and crazy notes passed between the Twilight gang! Features a nutty Bella, the same old hot Edward, a sane Rosalie, Jasper the nerd, THE white vampire trash Carlisle, a perverted Aro, your favorite wolf, and Bella's pet rock Bob.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,121 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
Spending Eternity by randomcat23 reviews
Post Game. Complete. “This whole eternity thing is really going to suck with all you old guys.” Short scenes between Tidus, Jecht, Braska and Auron in the Farplane.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,473 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Tidus, Jecht - Complete
Ode To Spencer Reid by REIDFANATIC reviews
One shot A short poem on how I see Spencer Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Published: 7/30/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
Memento Vivere by Enkida reviews
Sin is a memory, Vegnagun is scrap metal and a new era of peace has swept over Spira. It's not enough for Rikku, who is still waiting for her own story to begin. But what happens when her search brings her on a pilgrimage to the past... literally?
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 179,944 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Rikku, Auron
The Adventures of Emmett Cullen by Mrs Emmett McCarty reviews
Emmett has been banned from touching Rosalie for a whole day by Carlisle. What will he do with the extra time? OOC at some points. This story is not finished and won't be.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,057 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Cullen IMing! by JBizz reviews
What happens when a house full of psycho vamps and 3 werewolves get IM? Well lots happens. *Crash* Uh oh time to run. Esme is gonna kill you guys!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 24,546 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008
Jacob & the Frisbee by Sunshine4Life2012 reviews
Emmett and Jacob Play Frisbee!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Jacob, Emmett - Complete
Jacob and Emmett King of Sexy Beast's by lil miz starstruck reviews
first is the list of why Jacob is better then Edward then it gets stupid with Emmett and Jacob being sexy beast's
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Jacob, Emmett
Winchester Single Shots: Two Ghosts & the Darkness by V.R. Jennings reviews
Darksupernatural’s fan fic challenge! A hunt in Texas will prove too much for the boys as one of them is targeted. HURT DEAN! Please read everyone else’s also entitled Winchester Single Shots!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,687 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Complete
Las Vegas by Brown-Eyed Hybrid reviews
A hilarious story of Renesmee exposing one of Jacob's dirty little secrets. Read and Review! Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Bella
Nessie's Christmas by AudreyBethABBaby reviews
Includes Nessie and Jacob writing Santa a letter and revels an emotional past of Jacob and Santa. Rated T because it involves Jacob writing a letter to Santa. JACOB WRITING A LETTER TO SANTA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
cullen AIM by eternal stawberry reviews
yeah. the cullens get aim. plz r&r
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008
Chatting with the Cullens by IronHeartAlchemist reviews
My first Im thingy..its actually quite funny
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 11/8/2008
Jacob & Renesmee Chronicles: The Date by CatGirl88 reviews
Renesme is now a 'teenager', wise beyond her years and living the life of a typical teen: studying, hanging out, and even dating. But one date with the star football player puts her in a real scary situation. Can Jacob save her? Some adult themes and lang
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,822 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Twilight 911 by moon.cherry.twilite reviews
The Cullens all become cops for a reality show so that they can protect and serve the community...or will they just cause even more trouble? Another random comedy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,204 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Complete
A Week at HellMart by moon.cherry.twilite reviews
The Cullens along with Jacob get jobs at Wal-Mart. Obviously, it gets hilariously ugly. Rated for lots of...stuff. Totally random!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,360 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Complete
Lost and Found: An Auron and Rikku Story by SyuriFlower reviews
OH MY GOD! I AM SO SORRY FOR THE LONG A WAIT! Alright. Chapter 8 is up. ENJOY! P.S I promise to give you my upmost attention from now on.
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,369 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Auron, Rikku
An Interview With A Winchester by BianquiW reviews
SPN Gossip Girl has an Interview with Dean Winchester.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Random Bits 16 by Nashiil reviews
Updated! A Mixing accident lands Auron in a sordid situation. Now, it's off to Mt. Gagazette's Potion Master for a cure...
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,848 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Complete
Breaking by Micayasha reviews
In which Rikku builds up muscle, swings a sword, and - seduces Auron. All in a day's work. .:RIKKU/AURON:. Contains spoilers up to Zanarkand.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,476 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Rikku, Auron - Complete
final fantasy talk shows by Broken2Pieces reviews
what? Lulu and wakka on Merry Linger? Rikku on Laury? Yuna on Soprah? Auron on the Kieth silko's show? Kimari in the zoo and Tidus missing? what's going on? I own no ffx or anything else. ONE CHAPTER BECAUSE I DONT KNOW HOW TO BREAK IT UP. spoilers maybe.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Complete
The Scar by Hina Jaganshi reviews
A poem about Auron’s scar and how the age-old wound is nothing to be mocked.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Auron - Complete
Tales of a Samurai Sandwich Maker by sapereaude13 reviews
A Spira that's slightly more mundane than the one we're used to - in this Spira, Auron manages a crappy chain sandwich shop and deals with his obnoxious employees. A goofy AU with appearances from the usual suspects. Rated T for language.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,658 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Auron
Meeting by Kaerith reviews
Take care of my kid, Jecht had asked him. Geez, like Auron knew anything about raising children. Probably slightly AU, Genfic, one bad word repeated twice. Part 1 of my "Samurai Auron's Parenting Secrets" collection.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Auron, Tidus - Complete
Emotional Blackmail by Kaerith reviews
Auron struggles to raise his friend's son. At fifteen, Tidus has finally grown out of the touchy-feely stage. Raising a teenager is something Auron knows he can handle. Cue the unconventional parenting methods... Part 2 of my SAPS collection.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Auron, Tidus - Complete
The Sex Talk by Kaerith reviews
Just me imagining how a conversation between Tidus and Auron regarding homosexuality would go. With Auron as a parent, these kinds of heart-to-heart talks would be unusual. Warning: Contains NO actual slash. Part 3 of my SAPS collection.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Auron, Tidus - Complete
Five steps by ChiCkkie reviews
Welcome to Rikku's Masterplan to make Auron fall in love with her. Aurikku, Rated T, slight OoC-ness.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,131 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Auron, Rikku - Complete
Juicy, Juicy Blitzballs by Kanjo reviews
Tidus has a macaroni fetish, Rikku wants to play with Aurie's fiddlestick, Wakka's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, Auron spends majority of the first chapter naked and Yuna gets strung out on Happy Pills. Yep, its one of those stories...
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,721 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 10/31/2007
Team Rocket by Kanjo reviews
This is what would have happened if Jecht and Auron let the whole Legendary Guardians thing go to their heads...
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Auron - Complete
Final Fantasy X Interviews by mirrors of illusion reviews
You ask, they answer, the works. Today, we have the one and only man of smex, Auron! R&R as usual.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,158 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006
Hairless by Special Agent Chibi reviews
A random 1 a.m. drabble! Auron dreads over the fact that Rikku is curious on why his arms are so hairless and over the annoying things she gets into while question him about it. No pairings, just humor and Auron ready to kill Rikku
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Auron, Rikku - Complete
Not So Bad by raindrops on roses7 reviews
a prologue to a story that may never be written::: Tidus decided that Auron might not be so bad, after all.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Auron, Tidus - Complete
Not Another Au Chat Fic! by Axrahs reviews
Yes, it is a chatroom sort of fanfic that is half AU and half not. Lulu tries to kill Wakka, Auron has a secret website, and Paine is really a guy. Trying to be funny, but sense of humor is perverted and lame. Lots of yaoi references, straight ones, too.
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete
Story Time by QuMerc reviews
This is a wee Winchester story. The Winchester boys go to the library.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Complete
Final Joke by Kitake Neru reviews
Another reason to hate Yunalesca. Auron muses that spending 1000 years in a ruin does things to an Unsent's mind.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Auron - Complete
On Duty by Weesta reviews
The Winchesters share a rare day off. Wee!Winchesters
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,702 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/30/2006 - John W., Dean W. - Complete
I've Missed You by Jaymo reviews
Auron and Tidus are back from the Farplane. Auron finds he missed Rikku more than he realized. Aurikku,WakkaLulu,YunaTidus.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,523 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Complete
Bedtime by Merganser reviews
Auron and Tidus, and a certain Pooh Bear. Just a touch of KH2.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Auron, Tidus - Complete
Death's Gamble by Chaos Valkyrie reviews
Jecht and the Farplane's Gatekeeper have a bet going as to how much Rikku really misses Auron. Shameless Aurikku smut with citrusy scent. Rated for mature themes.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,529 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Auron, Rikku - Complete
A Very Zanarkand Christmas by Cassandra Cassidy reviews
Bit late, reason in the ANs. Fluffy little fic about Tidus celebrating Christmas with Auron, pre.game. My first FFX fic, so please let me know what you think! Rated K for young!Tidus' theory on what's in that jug Auron carries around all the time.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,147 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Tidus, Auron - Complete
Auron in Zanarkand by Oedipus Tex reviews
Auron spent a lot of time in Zanarkand...the question is, what was he doing there? Finally, after some excellent investigative reporting, here is the answer to that ageold question.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Auron - Complete
Witch of Spira by Rikkuclone reviews
The famous musical The Wizard of OZ has turned into a Final Fantasy play. Yuna is Dorthy, Tidus is the scarecrow, Lulu is the tin man and Auron is the lion. Find out how the wizard, the good witch and the whicked witch of the West are. Read and enjoy!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,065 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/9/2005
Little Mishaps by snarechan reviews
Devious, young Tidus steals Auron’s precious sunglasses only to get more attention than he’d bargained for.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,044 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Auron, Tidus - Complete
Auron and little Tidus by Semiramis-Audron reviews
Just a short episode about the time when Tidus was a child and Auron spent time with him. Including Auron having to explain where the babies come from! :P
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2005
Strawberries and Cream by shadows-of-flame reviews
Lulu and Wakka's wedding is coming up, but when you put Auron in charge, and Rikku on dessert duty, what are you going to come up with? A big mess. AuronxRikku. TidusxYuna. LuluxWakka.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Complete
Final Fantasy X Special Edition by Angels of Innocence reviews
Final Fantasy Special Edition Tidus is a phobiatic maniac and vows never to do the Sphere Snot and Auron is obsessed with the mysterious beverage which he calls moomoo. Very funny, just read. Rated T for language.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/29/2005
FFX Madness by Kangel reviews
Auron reveals a secret and things get stranger and stranger...
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/3/2005
Trouble by E.V. Harlow reviews
A little oneshot about Auron & Rikku's first meeting.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2005 - Complete
The Poof Parade, Round 2 by ToadMorty reviews
Auron breaks another sword,Rikku gets trapped in a TV, Tidus dreams about voices....this is wierd,you have been warned.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2004
Final Craziness by TIDUS-CLOUD reviews
The FFX gang come to my house after a mix gone bad. Rikku the Drill Sargent, Auron the LA teacher, and much more!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/20/2004 - Published: 3/1/2004
The Not Quite Quick Enough and the Dead by Princess Artemis reviews
Rikku has an obsession, a dark need...to discover how Auron washes his clothes.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,966 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/19/2004 - Auron, Rikku - Complete
Man in the Middle by PrometheusUntied reviews
Tidus' thoughts regarding Auron near the end of the game, during Auron's sending. Short and simple.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/2/2003
A Father Like You by Masquerade reviews
A short series about Tidus growing up in Zanarkand, and Auron watching over him. If you're an Auron or a Tidus fan, you'll enjoy. *COMPLETED!*
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,035 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/23/2003 - Published: 4/2/2003 - Complete
Auron Out-Takes by BlitheringBard reviews
Beware of Bored Bards... possible spoilers... Back by popular demand! Or... er... back for no good reason whatsoever
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/26/2002 - Published: 4/1/2002
Opening your eyes by SpazKit reviews
What would it be like to awaken beside Auron?
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2002
Auron's voyage in the Farplanes by X2 reviews
Auron finally gets sent into the Farplanes, and now, follow him as he leads to a majestic world of sex, dialogue, action, alcohol, and drug abuse. No, I'm just kidding, this fic is another great heap of trash. Now, CLICK!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/18/2002
Sleeping In by SpazKit reviews
I think Auron and Tidus should have shown more concern for poor Rikku at the Thunder Plains.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/14/2002