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Daddy's Journal Letters to Renesmee by jmolly reviews
A series of letters from Edward to his unborn daughter, based on the same canon as my 'Unforeseen Events' series and 'Little Angel of Forks'. AU/OOC elements.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,129 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Edward
Kurt Fabray and Quinn Hummel by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Based on this prompt: "Imagine how different Glee would have been if Burt had been Quinn's father and Russel had been Kurt's." How does Russel Fabray react to his son, Kurt, being gay? And how does Burt react to his little girl being pregnant?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,938 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Kurt H., Quinn F.
The Completely Accurate & True Story by thegloryofspring reviews
of How Gabriel Saved Everyone's Asses & Stopped the Apocalypse; This is the story of how the archangel Gabriel saved all of humanity with some help from the most ragtag group of creatures in the universe.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,394 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
Father Knows Best by thegloryofspring reviews
Gabriel returns from beyond the grave, but he has a lesson to learn.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
The Hero by ckofshadows reviews
They say a man's greatest hero is his father. For much of my life, I would have said that was true. Up until I met Burt Hummel, that is.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Blaine A., Burt H. - Complete
Devil Wears Glee by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Miranda Priestly is the mother of Blaine Anderson and Andy Andrea Sachs is the Aunt of one Kurt Hummel. Of course, Kurt and Blaine don't know about these connections: they're about to, though. Klaine
Crossover - Devil Wears Prada & Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,339 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 208 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Kurt H.
Sam Evans vs The Universe by Howling1 reviews
Based off of "Scott Pilgrim vs. The World". In order to date Kurt, Sam must first defeat the League of Evil Exes. Considering Kurt has never had a boyfriend, Sam finds this a little confusing. Written for a prompt on the glee crack meme. Please R&R!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,427 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sam E., Kurt H. - Complete
Blaine is NOT a FishPerson by broadwaypants reviews
It's all Rory's fault that Blaine finds out about Kurt's time as a time-and-space traveler. Also that the Doctor interrupted his first ever time making out with his boyfriend. Thanks, Rory.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/21/2010 - 11th Doctor, Kurt H. - Complete
From the Desk of The Fourth Writer by broadwaypants reviews
A complete re-write of episode 2x10, this time with more Dalton, more Jesse, and less plot holes. Also, Christmas spirit.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,015 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Complete
Why Kurt Hummel Hates Facebook by broadwaypants reviews
Kurt really, really should have just de-friended Jesse when he had the chance. His facebook wall and his relationship with Blaine would certainly have been a lot more... normal if he had.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 111 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Optimus Prime's Trip by absurdness reviews
Kurt Hummel and Gandalf the Grey go through relationship issues.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Gandalf, Kurt H. - Complete
Why Edward Hates Blondes by Aradia Lestat-Ming Ue reviews
With Rensemee and Jacob's wedding coming up, Aro decides to send a Volturi guard to insure than Nessie learns how to be a real vampire. However, her arrival exposed secrets about Edward. Rated T: For Sexual Situations
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,138 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Edward
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5795 - Favs: 6,091 - Follows: 4,846 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Are you supposed to be Marty McFly? by broadwaypants reviews
When the TARDIS appears in Kurt's backyard, he knows he should be freaking out and he should call the police or something. But he's too distracted by the fashion anomaly in front of him.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 51 - Published: 6/30/2010 - 11th Doctor, Kurt H. - Complete
Strategically Placed Hospitals Are Awesome by broadwaypants reviews
Journey: Wanked, in which lots of things are strategically placed, lots of things are ripped off of Sectionals, and Jesse St. James is super-spraying Armpit Man! Don't take any of it seriously.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Complete
My Immortal by Kelly Mareher reviews
The prep version of My Immortal, by Tara Gilesbie AKA xxxbloodyrists666xxx. So goffik people, no flaming!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - OC, Draco M.
Insert Fail Symbolism Here by RisingTwilight reviews
If there was ever a fic for those of you who don't like too-cool-for-a-capital-t-wilight, this would be it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 35,223 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Complete
He Was A Quiet Man by Estora reviews
The one thing Charlie Swan regretted the most was that he never got to see his little girl grow up.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Charlie S., Bella - Complete
spiderweb lace by Bistre Melancholia reviews
what makes a human human
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Complete
Type O Negative by quothme reviews
When the Cullens move to Forks, Bella thinks that the creepy new kid, Edward, has freaky yellow eyes. And that he's insufferably rude. Good thing he's in love with someone else. An AU dark comedy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,164 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 1,540 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Welcome to Fanfiction by The One Called Demetra reviews
Aline just wanted to write a fanfic. She didn't ask to be thrown into a world of shippers, fangirls, chronically honest reviewers, homicidal canons and general lunacy, and yet, somehow, she was. This is her, trying to cope, and failing. MEGACROSSOVER!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,189 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Complete
EDWARD CULLEN:Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Mits reviews
So you've finally purchased the much desired EDWARD CULLEN unit. Just read these following instructions, and you're sure to enjoy your new unit.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Edward - Complete
Full Moon by DobbyWobby reviews
Alternative New Moon ending. "His lips bent into the crooked smile I loved so much and he stepped forward. A single step. A single step into the bright italian sunshine..."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 61 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Cicatrix by Rhiann reviews
Rosalie explains a few things to Bella. Edward isn't exactly grateful.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,926 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 8/23/2006
Claudia Hates Junk Food and Zits by henson217 reviews
Claudia thought she'd have her shiny black hair, creamy complexion and model's figure forever. What will happen when the side effects of adolescence kick in for her... and the rest of the BSC? PG for language and thematic elements.
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,750 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 11/30/2005
Made With Our Love by Marauder reviews
Harry knows what he has to do tell Draco that he's pregnant with their child.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 69 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2548 - Favs: 5,851 - Follows: 341 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Caludia Keeshi: Middel Skol Mamma by Celica60 reviews
After ten years in the eighth grade, will Claudia finally graduate? COMPLETE.
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,316 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/18/2004 - Published: 12/17/2004 - Complete