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ok so a friend of mine brought it to my attention that i have pics that show i aint narutos only friend well i dont feel like changing my pen name (can't think of 1) and im to lazy to hahaha

Random Sarcastic Junk.

One day, I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, Then it hit me

Two men walk into a bar, The third one ducks.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?

If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.

When life gives you lemons, squirt them in the eyes of your enemies.

Don't knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run- he hates that!

My knight in shining turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

It's better to keep quiet and let someone think you're stupid, than to open your mouth and prove it.

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious.

if you talk about me i got some advice. click your heels 3 times and say 'i wish i had a life'!

OMG! i think i just saw a flying bird!

let me write that down in my 'things i dont really give f about' notebook.

yea you have the right to your own opinion, but i have the right to think your stupid.

warning: im sarcastic and i hurt peoples feeling sometimes, boo hoo. get over it.!

i speak fluent sarcasm.

are you stoned
or just stupid.!

I don't obsess, I think intensely!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda."

I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.

"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."

"Nothing worse than getting your pigtails shot off..."

"Nobody move! I dropped my brain."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"He who laughs last didn't get it."

Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

-Education is important; school however, is another matter.

I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it.

-Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!

-Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

-I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.

-If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

-Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?

-Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

-There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.

-Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.

-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

-People say satire is dead. It’s not dead. It’s alive and living in the White House.

-I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

-I do not deny everything.

-Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go into storage.

Love me or hate me. Personally I could care less

-Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us

-Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

-Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over...

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

The road to success is always under construction.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

Sometimes I wonder "why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Don't take life to serouly, no one gets out alive anyway

Life's tough...Get a helmet

I can be Mrs. Cullen, you can be Mrs. Black you can die and I can live forever!

I stopped fighting my inner demons... We're on the same side now!

SHUT UP VOICES!! or I'll poke you with the Q-tip again...

If Barbie's So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends

Life's Greatest Pleasure Is Doing What People Tell You Not To Do

Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died

Everyone Is Entitled To Their Own Opinion, It Just That Your's Is Stupid

Man Invented Language To Satisfy Their Deep Need To Complain

Magic is the stuff Science hasn't made boring yet!

My VAMPIRE can beat up your WEREWOLF!!

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

"Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for."

"Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you."

"If you don't understand my silence, then you won't understand my words."

Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads :P

I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way.

Your shin (n): a device used to find furniture in the dark

Alice in Wonderland Oh! Is that the story of Alice before she went into the Asylum?

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

An atheist is a person who believes in not believing anything.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw

There are no stupid questions – just stupid people.

If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either

Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over...

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

this is person cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line :)


FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents Mr. and Mrs., and grandma and grandpa


FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process

FRIENDS: Never see you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you

BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in his/her body if he/she hurts you

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BESTFRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: help you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: give you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: take yours and say, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipe your tears when you're rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goe up to him and say, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BESTFRIENDS: Have you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff and give it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS:Lose your stuff and tell you, "my bad .. here's a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: Have to be told not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl, drink the rest of that you know we don't waste"

FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Go over to his house and kick his ass

FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: Sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: Are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think you're insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: Are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: Kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: Are asking why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: Dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: Dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: Call you retarded for running through the bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: Are screaming and running with you

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this crap.

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!'

18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challaging people to a jedi match.

19. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!"


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!'

18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challaging people to a jedi match.

19. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!"

if you hate sasuke and thinks hes gay copy this on to your profile

(゚、 。 7
l、 ~ヽ
じしf,)ノa kitty

copy and paste kitty on your profile to help him get world domination

1, What color is your toothbrush?


2, Name one person who made you smile today:

my mom

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:


4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

reading FanFiction.

5, What is your favorite candy bar?


6, Have you ever been to a strip club?


7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

why joe why

8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

oreo overload (from coldstones)

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

fruite punch

10, Do you like your wallet?

its ok

11, What was the last thing you ate?


12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?


13, The last sporting event you watched?


14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

Butter w/ hot sauce (try it)

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

chealsea my friend

16, Ever go camping?


17, Do you take vitamins daily?


18, Do you go to church every Sunday?


19, Do you have a tan?

not that i know of

20, Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

heck yeah Chinese is bomb

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?


22, What did your last text message say?


23, What are you doing tomorrow?

waiting for tomarrow to come

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

my older brothers snake in its tank

26, What color is your watch?

Don't have one

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?


28, What is your birthstone?


29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

Drive thru.

30, What is your favorite number?

any thing tha ends with a 5 or 0

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

my cousin

32, Any plans today?


33, How many states have you lived in?


34, Biggest annoyance right now?

brothers dog

35, Last song listened to?

Taio Cruz - Dynamite

36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?


37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?


38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

My converse.

39, Are you jealous of anyone?


40, Is anyone jealous of you?

i hope not

41, Do you love anyone?


42, Do any of your friends have children?

Adult friends, yes. Friends my age, no.

43, What do you usually do during the day?

Read Fanfics watch tv and listen to music on Youtube.

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

yes my ex-best friend

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?


46, What color is your car?

i dont have a car yet T_T but my mom is silver

47, Do you like cats?

Yea and dogs

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?


49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?


50, How did you get your worst scar?

Fell down a hill of rocks in kindergarten or 1st

A good girl is a bad girl whos never gotten caught.

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me, either.
Just leave me the heck alone.

I went to an insane asylum to talk who led the building. I ask him, "How do you know if someone is insane?" "Well," he replies, "we fill a bathtub with water and offer them a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket; they have to empty the bathtub quickly." "Oh," I say, "so they will take the bucket because it is the biggest and holds the most water." He looks at me, "No. A normal person would pull the plug. Now, would you like a room with a bed near the window or by the door?" -thats funny as hell-o kitty

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Stupid and mindless nonsense from both my friends and me.

narutosonlyfriend: sups people

T-Naruto: Hi

Friend: Hi people

narutosonlyfriend: What's up

T-Naruto: sky

Friend: Nothing much

narutosonlyfriend: who's your favorite in Naruto; mine is TenTen or Hinata.

T-Naruto: Hinata!!

Friend: Sakura :( (I don't like Sakura; sorry just the way i am.)

narutosonlyfriend: R U serious

T-Naruto: U do know that she is abusive

Friend: Yeah I know that. ( I think he likes pain.)

narutosonlyfriend: couldn't u choose some1 else.

T-Naruto: She ugly 2.

Friend: I choose Tsunade.

narutosonlyfriend: that's way better than Sakura.

T-Naruto: Yeah (insert perverted giggle here.)

Friend: I think that it's better 2.

narutosonlyfriend: why do you hav that orange book out T-Naruto; is that a picture of Tsunade in a bikini I see.

T-Naruto: (blushes and puts in backpack.)

Friend: (looking at picture and faints.)

narutosonlyfriend: wait till i tell Tsunade bout this!

T-Naruto: call, ask her if she enjoyed last night!

Narutosonlyfriend: (hits T-Naruto with a hammer and yells pervert.)

Friend: That was some dream; I dreamt i saw Tsunade in a swim suit. (looks at his hand and faints again.)

Special Note: To anybody that got offended by that last comment; I am very sorry. This is just for fun, and is not meant to offend women.

(looks at the Tsunade in a bikini.) sorry force of habit.

YOUR GUY SIDE: the ones i do are highlighted in bold

1 You love hoodies.
2 You love jeans.
3 Dogs are better than cats.
4 It's hilarious when people get hurt.
5 You've played with/against boys on a team.
6 Shopping is torture.
7 Sad movies suck.
8 You own/ed an X-Box.
9 Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
10 At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
11 You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
12 You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
13 you watch sports on TV.
14 gory movies are cool (dont watch alot of them XD)
15 You go to your dad for advice.
16 You own like a trillion baseball caps.
17 You like going to high school football games.
18 You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
19 Baggy pants are cool to wear.
20 It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
21Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
22 You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
23 Sports are fun
24 Talk with food in your mouth.
25 Sleep with your socks on at night

Total: 16 .


1 You wear lip gloss/stick.
2 You love to shop.
3 You wear eyeliner.
4 You wear the color pink
5 Go to your mom for advice.
6 You consider cheerleading a sport.
7 You hate wearing the color black.
8 You like hanging out at the mall.
9 You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
10 You like wearing jewelry.
11 Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
12 Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
13 You don't like the movie Star Wars.
14 You were in gymnastics/dance

15 It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

16 You smile a lot more than you should.
17 You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
18 You care about what you look like.

19 You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
20 You love the movies.
21 Used to play with dolls as little kid.
22 Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
23 Like being the star of every thing

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity (because I don't have a job, and I can't drive yet only 3 more years some don't apply to me and possibly you but I've tried some of them and it's really funny to see some peoples reactions.)

1.At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4.Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso .

6.In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds"

7.Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8Don't use any punctuation

9.As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. (if u dont ur ded)

10.Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13.Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14.Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15.Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16.Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17.When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18.When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20.And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!

16 Ways to Relieve Stress:

1. Shove 20 marshmellows up your nose and try sneezing them out.

2. Use your Master Card to pay off your Visa.

3. When someone tells you to have a nice day, tell them you have other plans.

4. Make a TO-DO list of things that you have already done.

5. Put your little sister’s clothes on her backwards, and send her to
preschool as though nothing were wrong.

6. Fill your taxes out in Roman numerals as revenge against the government.

7. Draw underwear on the natives in National Geographic.

8. Pay your electric bill in pennies.

9. Drive to work in reverse.

10. Refresh yourself: put your tongue on a cold steel guard-rail.

11. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it gets back to

12. Read the dictionary upside down to look for secret messages.

13. Bill your doctor for the time you spend in the waiting room.

14.write a short story using alphabet soup.

15. Stare at people through a fork and pretend they're in jail.

16. Make up a language and ask people for directions.

I need to tell you a secret LO0K AT 5
[2] The answer is L0OK AT 11
[3] Dont get mad L0OK AT 15
[4] Calm down don't be mad L0OK AT 13
[5] First L0OK AT 2
[6] Dont be that angry L0OK AT 12
[7] i just wanted to say hi
[8] What I wanted to tell you is...THE ANSWER IS ON 14
[9] Be patient L0OK AT 4
[10] This is the last time I'm going to do this L0OK AT 7
[11] I hope you're not mad when I say this L0OK AT 6
[12] Sorry L0OK AT 8
[13] Don't be getting a hype L0OK AT 10
[14] I dont know how to say this L0OK AT 3
[15] You must be really mad L0OK AT NUMBER 9

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Akatsuki Baby by Mei-chan4 reviews
When Itachi finds a baby, the Akatsuki become her family. Will the group of feared S-class criminals be able to handle such a small child? When she meets the younger brother of her most important person, will she be able to choose sides?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 121 - Words: 219,451 - Reviews: 3379 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 951 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 3/10/2008
Blood Solstice by Hollow Pages reviews
AU. With two twisted vampires hunting her down for the past four months, Bella thought her life was forfeit. That is, until she accidentally stumbled into the home of a future seeing vampire waiting for her forever. Alice/Bella. Rated T for language and violence. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 87 - Words: 534,813 - Reviews: 3309 - Favs: 1,610 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
New moon's black hole by Emmett-u-fool reviews
After Edward left, Bella gave birth to his four children. Now 12 years later their living in New Hampshire and going to school, the kids make some unlikely friends and uncover some secrets during the process. Finished the rewrite and am continuing on! xxx
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,003 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Family that Stays Together by magan bagan reviews
The sequel to No One Saw the Pain, Bella and Edward have a long road ahead of them. But they have each other to help them heal. They can finally start their lives together. What problems could possibly arise for the couple now? All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,628 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 9/20/2016 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Homecoming by dontrun reviews
Bella's childhood spent with her mother has left her shy, socially isolated and scared of her own shadow. Her life is turned upside down when she is sent to live with the Dad and brother that she never knew she had. Can she overcome her past?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 176,183 - Reviews: 3672 - Favs: 3,674 - Follows: 2,273 - Updated: 8/24/2016 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The terrified runaway by mortal-paralight reviews
Ever wonder what happened if Jasper had actually bit Bella at her birthday party? And what would happen if Bella felt that she wasn't wanted anymore? What outcome would happen if she left and didn't come back? The story's better than the story, trust me:
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,903 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/26/2015 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Bella, Edward
Konoha's Mistake by blade4228 reviews
At the age of five Naruto is badly beaten and left for dead. Where Tsunade comes across him and raise him as her own. Will Naruto still dream of being Hokage or has that changed?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 289,328 - Reviews: 2115 - Favs: 4,514 - Follows: 3,887 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Snow white by bardatheart reviews
Bella has always lived in Forks when at the beginning of her junior year a family moves into town. She knows there's something different about them, but she's not normal either, yet she can't seem to stop thinking about one raven haired beauty.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,117 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Bella, Alice
Wishing Star by MysticIce24 reviews
After her parents are killed in a plane crash, a young girl is rejected again & again by foster families for being too old. She wishes on a star nightly, but will she find what she seeks? Will the Cullens be that family? NC-17 for later chapters
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 144,977 - Reviews: 1567 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 1,587 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
Damn Bella by ZooperDooper reviews
Ways to annoy the Cullen family, By Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,498 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Bella
Teacher Love! by LookOutShe'sGottaKeyboard reviews
Edward never came back because bella never jumped off the cliff, Alice and Jasper broke up because Alice blame him for having to leave bella, Bella got turned into a vampire by Victoria when she was twenty-six years old..more summary in the 1st chapterR&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,551 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
A Fresh Start With KIDS? by xAngelzx reviews
Bella only 17 moves to forks with her two kids to have a fresh start but this fresh start she is sexier and bitchier then ever. Edward feels bad for leaving and not being a true man and face his fears. How can they coop seeing each other again? Can they be a true family or what will happen to them. HEA
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,505 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Bella, Edward
Lost Cause by bonnysammy reviews
A woman awakes in a forest. She is lost, alone and has practically no memory. Three members of the Cullen family find her and take her to their home. But everything is not as it appears, especially not with the girl. ExB AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 161,409 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Misery in Forks by xXTwilightLover159Xx reviews
It wasn't my fault. I never meant for it to happen. So young at thirteen and this nightmare is happening to me. My parents don't understand that I was the victim in all that. They blame me...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,037 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Edward, Bella
Fix You by Whisper Sweet Nothings reviews
What if Jacob hadn't stopped at just a kiss in Eclipse? How will Bella deal with being raped, especially now that she thinks she's unfixable? How will she handle telling Edward about the rape, or will she try to keep it from him? Rated M to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 110,368 - Reviews: 2061 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 1,223 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Why me? by potterfan2013 reviews
Isabella Swan, 17, lives with her verbally abusive father. It all changes one day when Charlie comes home drunk. The day after her first beating Bella goes to school and sees a pair of topaz eyes...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,578 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Bella, Edward
High School Ride by Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan reviews
All human. Max and her mum and sister have moved to Arizona much to Max's dismay. She doesn't believe that Arizona will have anything to offer her, until she meets Nick Ride, Fang, and his friends and family who call themselves a 'Flock'
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 262,365 - Reviews: 5009 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Max, Fang
25 Letters Series: Broken Promises by hiileihawaiiangurl reviews
He's back. He's broken out of prison and is after her. And the only one that can help her emotionally, is the one who has completely forgotten her. Sequel to: It All Started With 25 Letters!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 50,309 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Agent in Love by xXTwilightLover159Xx reviews
Isabella Marie Swan, Mary Alice Swan, and Rosalie Kate Swan are three sisters who work undercover for the CIA. They are assigned to mission impossible. Are they going to be able to save the life of three brothers or will the most powerful mob, Voultri, kill them all?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,747 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Lunisolar by Hollow Pages reviews
AU. Twoshot/Giftshot. Bella prepares herself as she leaves La Push to join the Cullens in order to live forever with her vampire imprint, Alice. Alice/Bella. Rated M in part two for a brief bit of smut, the rest is T. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,938 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Alice, Bella - Complete
6 minutes in hell by laurel alex reviews
Fang-now 19 yrs old believes tht he needs to take part in what has been happening around him all his life,war.He expected to be thaught how to survive in the war.The last thing he expected was to fall in love with a solider, Max. FAX! FAX! FAX! Fangs POV
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,556 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Fang, Max
6 minutes in heaven by laurel alex reviews
Max Angel, Nudge are adopted sisters living with Dr M. On Maxs 18th birthday she announces to everyone that she's going to join the army to serve our country. There, Max falls for a boy named Fang. But what happens when trouble seeks them out? FAX! FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,150 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Max, Fang
Baby Isabella goes to the Volterra by emily007 reviews
Bella was taken away from here parents when she was 2 years old and was brought to Italy. This story will have romance, maybe even a little drama and cuteness!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 27,706 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Afton
Bound by fire by buffscoobs reviews
sequel to United at War. Old friends, new enemies, more questions, and eventually answers. Rated M to be safe. Alice/Bella pairing so f/f
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,543 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Alice, Bella
Hideaway by astarte-lydianna reviews
Bella misses the Cullen's and keeps going back to the house, one day she gets the courage to go inside, she finds it unlocked and furniture isn't the only thing the Cullen's have left behind. Can two broken people save each other?Bella/Jasper Re-written!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,408 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Wife Swap: Cullen's vs Anderson's by XxViolentEndsxX reviews
Post Breaking Dawn. Emmett submitts the family to Wife Swap. How will the new mom react to being in a house full of vampires will she survive. Or will they slowly bring her to the breaking point. How will the cullens be without Esme. No Jacob imprint.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,510 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Emmett, Esme - Complete
Werewolf on steroids by crevy11 reviews
Bella goes to La Push to see Jake,but Jake is acting strange,he ends up beating her.But will Edward break the treaty to save the love of his life?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,252 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
Rise of the black flames by maverick9871 reviews
This is the continuing of All because of a dress. Now exhiled, Naruto leads the black flames to destiny and beyone but is he ready for what must be done or will the flames consume everything including them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,386 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Naruto U.
For the love of a King by magan bagan reviews
Bella Swan was leading a pretty normal life. A couple months shy of her eighteenth birthday, she learns her parents made a deal with the king of England. Now she's forced to move there and to meet the prince, Edward Cullen. What's his secret? All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 101,806 - Reviews: 3250 - Favs: 4,905 - Follows: 3,540 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blood Poisoning by gemma loves edward reviews
Bella goes on a hunt while Edward's away hunting with Jasper and Emmett. Bella drinks from an animal that has bad blood. What effect will this have on Bella and what opportunities will this provide? Read and find out! : D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 47,533 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
United at War by buffscoobs reviews
A fatal accident leaves Bella orphaned and adopted by an unlikely family. Now that family's being threatened by enemies, and they're sending Bella into hiding with friends. What happens when danger still follows her? AU story/contains Femslash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 141,716 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Emo kidd Bella by keepyourh0pesuphigh reviews
Bella is rich and moving to Forks, what will happen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,945 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 7/17/2008
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9498 - Favs: 8,622 - Follows: 5,772 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 23062 - Favs: 15,008 - Follows: 10,765 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fire's Angel by ManaMila reviews
Bella's involved in a tragic accident that leaves her homeless and orphaned. Years later she moves to Forks, a small town in Washington and meets a certain Cullen who changes her life. Femslah. T for now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 87,248 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Bella, Alice
In Need of Rescue by hitntr01 reviews
Bella is kept in a human farm for vampire food. She only knows this life and wishes to one day get away. She hears all these marvelous stories but can only dream behind walls. Will she get the life she dreamed when she is sold as a pet?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,115 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Real World: California by sarahandkate reviews
"That's not fair!" Alice says frustratingly. "You cant force people to be in relationships!" . "Alice, welcome to The Real World: California. Welcome to showbiz, baby!" 9 strangers. 1 house. 6 months. Get ready for drama, heartbreak & broken friendships.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 147,347 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Bella, Edward
Meet The Cullen's by LookOutShe'sGottaKeyboard reviews
Bella gose with Alice for a christmas get together, Alice's cousin Edward Likes Bella and he shows it with cockiness.How will th Cullen family surive with a cocky Edward and a sarcatic Bella? Will Bella over look the cockiness and see the real Edward? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,041 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Years Apart by BlackWaterfalls reviews
Jasper and Bella were brother and sister, before the war, Jasper went to fight but he 'died'. The same day Bella 'died' as well. What happens on the Cullens last day at Forks High?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,694 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
octuplets by country girl for life reviews
Bella has Octuplets, what well happen, whats her family going to think? maby she gets sperated, why did Edward leave her, with his family on a trip? why did it take so long for the others to come back?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 14,418 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009
Unexpected visitors by The Darkest of Shadows reviews
5 years after breaking dawn Jessica, Lauren and Mike find that the Cullen's are still in town, how will they react to Bella's new look... and her daughter Renesmee UP FOR ADOPTION PM ME
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,718 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011
Trapped by Carmelle Christos reviews
She held me in her strong, loving arms. I whimpered suddenly, knowing I didn't deserve to be here. She deserved better than me."Shh. I'm here, Ali. I'm not going anywhere" she said, holding me forever tighter to her. I never wanted to let go. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,237 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
After Alice by x.TheFutureMrsCullen.x reviews
Alice dies and Jasper goes into depression. Emmett has an idea and the family adopt a baby Bella. Jasper and Edward both fall for her and both fight for her love. But could it tear their family apart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,223 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Jasper
My Baby Bella by xXJade-RoseXx reviews
Bella's on her way over to the Cullen's, when an accident occurs turning her into a 5 month old baby. Edward and his family must look after her for a while until they find away to turn her back. How will the Cullens cope with the smaller verson of Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,178 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Bella, Edward
I Still Hate You by MrsNiallHoran131 reviews
At age eighteen, Max got pregnant with Fangs baby, But leaves because Fang slept with another woman. Two years later, Max finds the flock while she and her daughter are shoping. Will she ever forgive Fang? Rated M for later chapters.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,357 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Max, Fang
There's Someone Somewhere For Me by KaylaAnn1994 reviews
Edward Cullen is a single 22 year old who hates his job as an Article/Interview Reviewer. Bella Swan is 21, and a single mother of her 3 year old daughter, Lilly who owns her own Bridal shop. What happens when they both meet one fall day in Central Park?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,426 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Edward, Bella
Full Circle by Tomwillisrulz reviews
Alice's life had come full circle. A doctor had decided to save her life by ending it so many years ago to kill the game of the hunt. Now her hand is being forced to make a choice of whether or not to change her mate in order to protect her. A/B pairing
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 146,389 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Victoria Comes Back by CatTheHalfa reviews
Edward and Bella go to Jacksonville to visit Renee. But, to their fear, someone surprises them. Guess who! Mostly Bella in her vampire life. With some surprises along the way.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,534 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All Because of Walmart by JMFanficQueen reviews
As I sat there on the couch, staring at the doctor, I couldn't help feeling sorry for him. He was in for a couple of long and stressful weeks. That's what happens when vampires go to therapy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 57,459 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Bella, Edward
Bella's Comet by EntropyIsFreedom reviews
Starts off 20yrs after Edward leaves Bella in the woods. Bella was changed a year after her new friend saved her in the woods and she's made all new friends. The Cullens go back to Forks to re enroll in hs years later where they encounter Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,501 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Sunrise Brings Another Day by RachhCullenVampRules reviews
The Cullen's adopt baby Bella, after Alice's visions! How will Bella settle in with everyone? Will Bella help Edward find love? But,will they need to protect her from...each other? Possibly post breaking dawn later and SPOILERS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,308 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Responsibilities by RideTheGlitterDick reviews
Bella Swan's life is based on the lives of four little girls while suffering abuse from her father. The Cullens move to Forks, where they show her the true meaning of family and love. Slightly OOC. Warning: One not-too graphic child rape scene.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 61,132 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Bella, Edward
Love or Hate by Taylor Masen reviews
Edward,Rosalie,Alice,Lauren,and Jessica bulled Bella all throughout middle school. One day they took it too far. Three years later Bella comes back as a vampire ready to put them in their place with the help of her new siblings Emmettt and Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,859 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
A Whole New Life by TheGreekGoddess reviews
POST NEW MOON. Edward leaves Bella pregnant. With quintuplets. Now Bella and her new family are back in Forks, living a new life, and so are the Cullens. Not to mention ANOTHER group in the area too. How will things go from here? Read to find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,604 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 9/18/2010
The Roads Traveled by frutescence reviews
After the Cullens leave, Bella's friend Carla moves to Forks. What happens, when after their senior year, they decide to take a road trip? That may lead to Bella seeing the people who broke her heart again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Bella
Akatsuki NaruHina by YoungBloodSage reviews
Psh! Since Echo Uchiha decided not to continue it... i decided i'm going to finish it up. Full Summary Inside by the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,592 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Dorm Ride by nightwings93 reviews
In order to escape her past, Max gets accepted to her college of choice. Only there's a catch: she has to live in the ALL BOYS dorm! What happens when she meets Fang, the pyrotwins Iggy&Gazzy, and a whole horde of other hot guys? All Human
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 141,577 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Complete
The Battle of the Exes by eclipsed heart reviews
Two years after Fang left, he's back, with his own flock, on Jeb's orders. Chaos ensues as Dylan fights for Max, Max wreaks havoc on Fang and his new 'girlfriend', and Fang tries to execute his own plan without revealing his ulterior motive for returning.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,616 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Playing Mommy by MoonlitStares-03 reviews
Bella's having zero luck in job-hunting. But when little Renesmee mistakes her for being her long-lost mommy, her daddy Edward Cullen offers Bella money to pretend for a month. In this situation, can Bella act both mommy and wife?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,341 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Bella, Edward
Fly Away by bandancer5 reviews
Max and Ella just moved to this new school. What will happen when Max runs in to Fang on the first day? Will they hate or love each other. There will probaly be some Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,734 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Max, Fang
An Intense Dark Side by RideTheGlitterDick reviews
Bella is the tortured dark soul and a new addition to the Cullen clan. Edward wants through the walls she puts up to hide the pain, but Bella doesn't know how to trust someone or love. *Dark and painful* OOC. Not for the care-hearted.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,677 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Crying on the Inside by Mollypolly55 reviews
I love Fang, I really do. I hope he still loves me after he finds out. We uh, kinda made love/did the dirty. But I have no clue what to do now! I'm sorta pregnant.. What do I do! Who do I tell! What about the flock! Most immportantly what about the baby?
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 58,951 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Team 7, Anything Goes Ninja! by Largo reviews
Happosai has had enough of Ranma. Using an ancient scroll he banishes Ranma and Akane to a place where he'll find opponents even he can't beat. Too bad for them, Ranma doesn't lose when it counts and keeping the kids he's saddled himself with safe does.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,553 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 304 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Ranma
Never the Same by ifyougetedwardigetemmett reviews
SEQUEL TO 'CHANGES' Bella's back...but how does her past, and her present travelling, affect the tentative relationship between her, and the Cullens?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,052 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Edward, Bella
The New Cullen by IonaPen reviews
story set in forks 2 months after BD. a new vampire joins the Cullen family, but one of the cullens already knew her as a human. what will happen? And who is the misterious vampire Bella meets in the forest? What is she hiding?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 47,960 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Battered by mortal-paralight reviews
Bella's been beaten by her father for too long. Can a family of seven come and save her? And will a boy's love make her forget everything that Charlie's done? ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,325 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Miso Delight by NarutosBrat reviews
Banished shortly after the Sasuke Retrieval incident, for crippling the Uchiha with the Rasengan, Naruto is called back by Tsunade ten years later. But what’s this, he has two people with him. Naruto has a daughter, and an apprentice?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,079 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Naruto U., Ayame
Can I trust You by Sami Nyckole reviews
Max is taken from the flock and meets a mysterious eraser. His name is Damen. Damen turns her life upside down but is Damen worth losing Fang? Major FAX later on though. R&R PLEASE I AM BEGGING! The summary sux I know but read it and review it PLEASE!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Max, Fang
True Love by Second Hokage reviews
Naruto gave into that hatred that had plagued him when he was younger. Now he's out for revenge. Is love strong enough to stop him? Or will it take something far stronger?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,085 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
baby yuna by maverick9871 reviews
A baby is discovered in the leaf village having the sharingan which was thought to have died with Sasuke and Itachi. Find out who this baby is and why her father just went from being the village outcast to the newest batchler. Lots of lemons. harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,709 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 8/12/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Changes by ifyougetedwardigetemmett reviews
Edward left Bella. Eight months later, the cullens don't come home to shy, kluzty Bella, but to overonfident, popular emo Bella. With Charlie dead, no one can set Bella back on track...right?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 30,909 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What goes up by shamrock1787 reviews
Bella is a human with a hard life and a special talent. The Cullens move into town and suddenly she's not so out of place anymore. A/B and E/J mostly, just to clarify, they are girl/girl, boy/boy pairings. Give it a shot anyway.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 166,413 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 1,179 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
is it just a crush? by abcdElla reviews
Bella's the new girl who has Mike following her around and just being a pain. Edward is a troubled teenager after the death of his parents. They become close friends and soon start to get deeper feeling for each other, but is it just a crush? All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 93,022 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
The usual by abcdElla reviews
Bella is a smart, young girl who would rather stay at home and read than go out to a party. What happens hen she arrives at her usual coffee shop and meets a knew boy that amazes her? All Human. I know it's a bad summary but please read.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,274 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Comeback by bandancer5 reviews
The Sequal to Unknown Love. Ari comes back to Max. Ari tries to remember what happened at the school. While Max tries to stay true to Fang in the ups and down. Lots of Fax Niggy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Max, Fang
You are my sunshine, My only Sunshine by RawrMeansILoveYouInDino reviews
Bella was adopted by the Cullens. Can she ever learn to trust again? or will her imidiate love for Edward help? AU, AH, & slightly OOC. Its better than this summary - i swear!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,880 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Unknown Love by bandancer5 reviews
Max and Fang just met and become best friends will it be more? Their friends think so. Fax later there is some action too
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 9,810 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Childhood Memories by Zikkie reviews
How did the flock get along as kids?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009
Pixie in Training by kolchaksghost reviews
Four years after the Cullen's left Bella, they encounter a small girl that changes their lives for the better. AU Bella/Alice, C/Es, R/Em, L/J, E/An.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,462 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
The Foster Kids by SunnyDancer reviews
Max lives with her mom and little sister Ella and life isn't going great but things can't get worse, can they? They do when her mom takes in some foster kids with sketchy childhoods. Can they help each other? FAX and EGGY!all human!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,371 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2009
Separation by Zikkie reviews
At age eight, Max and Fang are best friends. Max is forced away from him by her dad. Six years later, fate brings them together once again. But will everything be the same? Or has Max found a new best friend--and possibly a new lover? All human; AU
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 38,161 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
In My Blood by Isfelvic reviews
Bella and Joshwe were normal until a few weeks ago. After the accident, they still had to move to Forks. Forks, where they meet two strange groups of teens. What happens next? Well I gues you'll have to read to know. Rating may change
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,542 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Child of Time by Ariane1126 reviews
Sequel to Little Bella. This story will make a lot more sense if you have read Little Bella first.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,069 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bella's Terrors by You-won't-see-an-iguana-here reviews
Bella is beaten by Charlie, New students are attending the highschool... I wonder who Sorry, first story, not that great at summaries All human. Rated M for violence, rape, and language. Characters may be OOC. DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T LIKE A MEAN CHARLIE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,924 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Charlie S.
Little Bella by Ariane1126 reviews
Bella is four years old when she is found by the Cullens. She grows up with them and they soon discover she is special.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 91,904 - Reviews: 1772 - Favs: 1,823 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daddy's Little Boy by Second Hokage reviews
Minato survived the Kyuubi's attack on the village. Sadly, Kushina didn't. Now Minato is a single father and the whole village wants his son's life for something that saved them. A bad way to start the life of a parent. NaruXSaku, MinaXOC...maybe
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,518 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Mute by Lion.Lovin.Lamb reviews
AU. Bella hasn't spoken a word since the accident - 6 years ago. In a bid to start a fresh, her mother sends her to live with her dad in Forks. There she is the freak to the other kids. Apart from the mysterious Edward Cullen, who helps unlock her past.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 48,213 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Little Girl by Jazz425 reviews
Her parents never took the young girl to church, Never spoke of his name, Never read her his word, Two non-believers walking lost in this world, Took their baby with them, What a sad little girl, Her daddy drank all day and mommy did drugs...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,816 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8999 - Favs: 15,585 - Follows: 3,312 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Split by TwilightloveandFaximumRide reviews
Note Chapter one is a Flashback! The name of the game is Fax fans my other story you'll like this, has the most awesome plot I EVER though of! Try it! Romance starts in Chapter one! Will Iggy be terminated? Will Gazzy and Nudge's wings grow back-I mean...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Max
Time Stands Still by Zoobert reviews
AH. The mysterious Cullens have just moved to town. With their vague background and Edward's odd behaviour combined, Bella becomes suspicious.As she gets to know Alice she instantly likes her but what's Edwards problem? Why does he hate her? ExB JxA ExR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,538 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009
Finding Bella by Wishingforlove81 reviews
Held captive for almost four years by two nomadic vampires, Bella is found unconscious and battered. When she awakens in the Cullen household, the family is distressed to find how deeply she’s fallen into the role forced on her as an abused pet.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,101 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 952 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Destiny Wings by TwilightloveandFaximumRide reviews
She escaped from the school. So did the Flock. Did they know about each other? Not a chance. So then why does she punch Iggy in the nose in, yes, recognition when they finally meet? Plenty of my-characters-name-plus-Fang. REVIEW! I'S ALL I WANT FROM LIFE
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,497 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Fang
Silent Tears by JaimeCullen reviews
Eight-year-old twins threaten the Cullens. Kidnapping them and taking them back to their house. But these aren't your average children. Is there more than meets the eye with these children. And why did they take the Cullens Edward/Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,669 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
No One Saw the Pain by magan bagan reviews
When Bella is seventeen she is kidnapped and brutally attacked for weeks. She escapes and is saved by Edward Cullen. Six years later adjusting to normal life is a challenge. Edward enters her life again, shaking things up. All Human. Rated for brutality.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 70,463 - Reviews: 1078 - Favs: 1,898 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cherry Blossms and Violets by Heather-chan reviews
When Sakura is finally fed up with Sasuke rejecting her, she changes her whole look and starts to hate him. Will this make Sasuke think diffrently of Sakura? Highschool Fic, SakuSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
All because of a dress by maverick9871 reviews
The day of team placement Ino sees Naruto attack Sasuke and then the event later with Sakura and this event changes the future of the Shinobi nation and pushes Naruto beyond the breaking point. Every choice has a consequence. Pairing Naruto Ino later
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 143,914 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 2,231 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
What a Vampire Wants by kyrahchey reviews
Bella and Alice have everything. Money is no problem for them and they have everything they want. Except for the one thing they would give it all up for; a baby.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,581 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Bella, Alice
A heart restored by Zoobert reviews
What if Edward and Alice were the new kids at school? What if Jake had just broken Bella's heart and she was now befriended by the new girl Alice with a mysterious brother.Throw in some jealous and obsessive ex's drama drama drama! All human.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 88,919 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Unfortunate Blessing by laharvey125 reviews
Konan is pregnant. Now Pein and Konan must decide what to do with a baby that has no place in Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,049 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Reunited by Revontuli reviews
Bella is kidnapped by another vampire. This one, however, doesn't want her dead. Post-Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,174 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Demon's Return by shagnasty214 reviews
Naruto, heartbroken, leaves Konoha at 16. 5 years later he returns, but not as everyone expected. Now, a leader of Akatsuki and their village, Naruto must make peace with Konoha or be forced to destroy it. NaruSaku, ShiTem, HinKib, NejTen, SasuOC, ChouIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,055 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
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